why terrorists kill themselves...

[gujulicious]

stole it from my friend's myspace blog.
pretty hilarious.

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and
there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

[kohli_sahib]

i was going to :roflbow: at this.

but muslims around here might be offended by me.

oh well.

:roflbow:

[gujulicious]

YEA OH WELL, i'm with you on this one. :roflbow:

[_Anarchist]

ahahahaha, fucking halarious!!!!!1!!1

hmm, i havent succumbed to western corporate fascist materialistic ideals, i must go blow myself up, woe is me.

suicide terrorism is an effective way to gain territorial concessions, and that's why people do it. it has nothing to do with religion or culture, but politics. the group that commits the most suicide terrorist attacks in the world are the tamil tigers of sri lanka, not extremist muslim groups.

[kohli_sahib]

i was going to :roflbow: at this.

but muslims around here might be offended by me.

oh well.

:roflbow:

WOO!

it is pretty fucking hilarious though. but just wait for FatGeezer and NYzNicca to see it.

they gonna be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

fuckers.

[*vag*]

that was actually quite funny

[kohli_sahib]

ahahahaha, fucking halarious!!!!!1!!1

hmm, i havent succumbed to western corporate fascist materialistic ideals, i must go blow myself up, woe is me.

suicide terrorism is an effective way to gain territorial concessions, and that's why people do it. it has nothing to do with religion or culture, but politics. the group that commits the most suicide terrorist attacks in the world are the tamil tigers of sri lanka, not extremist muslim groups.

i swear to god you are so fucking sexy. i mean your combination of intellect and good looks makes me weak in the knees.

[beedee]

WOO!

it is pretty fucking hilarious though. but just wait for FatGeezer and NYzNicca to see it.

they gonna be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

fuckers.
hey hey mota aloo

u change your contact lenses?

[beedee]

i swear to god you are so fucking sexy. i mean your combination of intellect and good looks makes me weak in the knees.
what makes you weak at you knees is ALL that weight you carry around. :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:

[desidancer]

lol


but bout the shavin part.. dude our namaaz don't count if we don't shave :neutral: so its kinda of required that we shave.. atleast women

[twisted_heat]

Muslims blow themselves because they are not allowed to blow their boyfriends.

[kohli_sahib]

hey hey mota aloo

u change your contact lenses?

my eyes are real :D but thanks for asking :)

[Cunard]

lol

but alot of those are across the board for all desis

[_Anarchist]

Muslims blow themselves because they are not allowed to blow their boyfriends.

that doesnt stop us. :Pelvic2:

[Space-Cowboy]

Wow.... that's actually pretty funny........ :p



But just wait until some of the fundes on this forum read it..... shit's gonna hit the fan......

[BaByBLuEMiRcHy2]

stole it from my friend's myspace blog.
pretty hilarious.

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and
there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

:rofl:

[kohli_sahib]

Wow.... that's actually pretty funny........ :p



But just wait until some of the fundes on this forum read it..... shit's gonna hit the fan......

thats what i said. no one listened.

i can hear the calls for jihad and the RD Fatwa's already.

the mujahideen cometh...

[NYzNiCCa]

Wow.... that's actually pretty funny........ :p



But just wait until some of the fundes on this forum read it..... shit's gonna hit the fan......

u betta not be talking about me. :squint:

[Sapnokirani916]

stole it from my friend's myspace blog.
pretty hilarious.

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and
there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?



I LOVE BEING A MUSLIM!!!

and thats not THAT funny

[kohli_sahib]

u betta not be talking about me. :squint:

i told you they were coming.

[NYzNiCCa]

awww good one Tuttilicious!

[NYzNiCCa]

i told you they were coming.

yeah im about to come to the little cleavage ur gf is trying to show off.

[kohli_sahib]

I LOVE BEING A MUSLIM!!!

and thats not THAT funny

what's funnier that large pale slab of fat and skin that you call a face.

it resembles a multi coloured chiclet that i once peeled off of my show with some tweezers.

i apologize on behalf of your god. :dance3:

[Sapnokirani916]

what's funnier that large pale slab of fat and skin that you call a face.

it resembles a multi coloured chiclet that i once peeled off of my show with some tweezers.

i apologize on behalf of your god. :dance3:



FUCK U CHODU

[kohli_sahib]

yeah im about to come to the little cleavage ur gf is trying to show off.

do we even know what why hate eachother anymore?

can't we just bury the hatchett and abuse random RDers mutually?

[kohli_sahib]

FUCK U CHODU

pfft. that was it.

e-beef around here is getting pretty boring.

but in all honesty, you're pretty ugly.

[Sapnokirani916]

pfft. that was it.

e-beef around here is getting pretty boring.

but in all honesty, you're pretty ugly.
and u have a big ass nose

[kohli_sahib]

and u have a big ass nose

agreed. but its minute compared to the size of the loose cavernous enclave you like to call your vagina.

[Sapnokirani916]

agreed. but its minute compared to the size of the loose cavernous enclave you like to call your vagina.
not as bad as ur vagina

[_Anarchist]

thats what i said. no one listened.

i can hear the calls for jihad and the RD Fatwa's already.

the mujahideen cometh...

that's it, imma busta fatwa in yo ass, bitch!!1!! :mad: bettuh recanize.

[kohli_sahib]

not as bad as ur vagina

do you even know what you're talking about.

for someone who spends her days walking around her house in salwar kameez taking multiple pictures of herself you sure seem to be quite the dimwit.

[lili420]

a lot of that isnt even true about muslims, while other stuff...a lot of desi people can relate to, like the parft about getting your spouse icked by soemone else. thats a desi thing, not muslim.
also, muslims actually are supposed to shave btw...in fact in OTHER faiths that people on this site belogn to, they dont. and its not really that funny either, but whatever.

[kohli_sahib]

that's it, imma busta fatwa in yo ass, bitch!!1!! :mad: bettuh recanize.

honestly. is it possible to fall in love with someone from about 6 really clever posts on an internet forum?

[Sapnokirani916]

do you even know what you're talking about.

for someone who spends her days walking around her house in salwar kameez taking multiple pictures of herself you sure seem to be quite the dimwit.
im not ashamed to be muslim..... ill wear my salwar kameez to a kkk meeting...... atleast im not like most of the other desi girls in cali who fuckin sleep with anything that has a dick

[_Anarchist]

im not ashamed to be muslim..... ill wear my salwar kameez to a kkk meeting...... atleast im not like most of the other desi girls in cali who fuckin sleep with anything that has a dick

woah, woah, woah...there's nothing wrong with fucking sleeping with anything that had a dick...try it sometime. i guarantee you'll want to do it again.

[kohli_sahib]

im not ashamed to be muslim..... ill wear my salwar kameez to a kkk meeting...... atleast im not like most of the other desi girls in cali who fuckin sleep with anything that has a dick

it's partially because nothing that has a dick would come anywhere near you, ugo.

but i don't care what you have to say, so i didn't read any of the rest of that. i just want to call you ugly some more, is all.

[kohli_sahib]

woah, woah, woah...there's nothing wrong with fucking sleeping with anything that had a dick...try it sometime. i guarantee you'll want to do it again.

every post just makes me happier and happier. seriously.

[_Anarchist]

honestly. is it possible to fall in love with someone from about 6 really clever posts on an internet forum?

no, you're just a psycho. oh and love is teh overrated. :rolleyes:

[Sapnokirani916]

every post just makes me happier and happier. seriously.


then ill stop so u dont have to finger urself

[kohli_sahib]

then ill stop so u dont have to finger urself

as opposed to you putting a large fridge inside your vagina?

its like fucking a can of creamed corn, or so that horse in your backyard told me.

[Space-Cowboy]

u betta not be talking about me. :squint:


Hell naw man, I got problems of my own to take care of in the SD.

[_Anarchist]

then ill stop so u dont have to finger urself

um, i believe that comment was aimed toward me...

oh and are guys able to "finger" themselves? i thought that was reserved for female genitalia...but if you were referring to female genitalia, then touche. nice ownage. however, i doubt that you were attempting to insult kohli by inferring that he has female genitalia...because that would require superior intellect.

[PaKi_PeRfEcTiOn]

what makes you weak at you knees is ALL that weight you carry around. :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:
lmaoooooooooooooo :roflbow:

[kohli_sahib]

um, i believe that comment was aimed toward me...

oh and are guys able to "finger" themselves? i thought that was reserved for female genitalia...but if you were referring to female genitalia, then touche. nice ownage. however, i doubt that you were attempting to insult kohli by inferring that he has female genitalia...because that would require superior intellect.

well, previously in this thread she implied i have a vagina. after i pointed out her loose mall sized one.

[_Anarchist]

well, previously in this thread she implied i have a vagina. after i pointed out her loose mall sized one.

haha, no silly, that's me. :)

[kohli_sahib]

haha, no silly, that's me. :)

i'll fit right in. i hope its warm.

[gujulicious]

lolol stop fighting, kids :slap:

[Gimmeck]

Pretty dumb to be honest

[kohli_sahib]

lolol stop fighting, kids :slap:

but she REALLY IS ugly.

i'm not lying or anything.

[gujulicious]

Wow.... that's actually pretty funny........ :p



But just wait until some of the fundes on this forum read it..... shit's gonna hit the fan......
that's why i posted it, so they can kiss my ass ;)

[kohli_sahib]

that's why i posted it, so they can kiss my ass ;)

see if i posted something like this, they'd ban me.




































again.

[Space-Cowboy]

that's why i posted it, so they can kiss my ass ;)


But Aunty-ji, they'd enjoy that....................

I know I would.... :firedevi:

[gujulicious]

hey hey.
this wasn't that bad.

it's called a joke..with a lil bit of truth of course

[gujulicious]

But Aunty-ji, they'd enjoy that....................

I know I would.... :firedevi:
yea, they'd like that too much.
but it's a win win situation for me ;)

[kohli_sahib]

hey hey.
this wasn't that bad.

it's called a joke..with a lil bit of truth of course

*alot bit.

[Sapnokirani916]

um, i believe that comment was aimed toward me...

oh and are guys able to "finger" themselves? i thought that was reserved for female genitalia...but if you were referring to female genitalia, then touche. nice ownage. however, i doubt that you were attempting to insult kohli by inferring that he has female genitalia...because that would require superior intellect.


that person is acting like a bitch no it was aimed towards u honey

[gujulicious]

*alot bit.
i was JUSSSST about to say that lol

[Space-Cowboy]

yea, they'd like that too much.
but it's a win win situation for me ;)


:slap2: You win nothing until you bring me some parathas!

[gujulicious]

my dog ate em!




actually, wait.

i don't have a dog. HAHA

[jumpn jza]

I LOVE BEING A MUSLIM!!!

and thats not THAT funny

You see when u say that, u make an odd connection between a backward lifestyle and the religion of Islam...u also make a connection between terrorism and the religion of Islam, as if to say that terrorism is a deeply religious islamic act...

The joke is teasing TERRORISTS and not islam...

[kohli_sahib]

i was JUSSSST about to say that lol

too bad i said it first.

where's my prize.

[kohli_sahib]

You see when u say that, u make an odd connection between a backward lifestyle and the religion of Islam...u also make a connection between terrorism and the religion of Islam, as if to say that terrorism is a deeply religious islamic act...

The joke is teasing TERRORISTS and not islam...

see. this guy makes some sense.

[gujulicious]

You see when u say that, u make an odd connection between a backward lifestyle and the religion of Islam...u also make a connection between terrorism and the religion of Islam, as if to say that terrorism is a deeply religious islamic act...

The joke is teasing TERRORISTS and not islam...
EXACTLY!!

[Space-Cowboy]

my dog ate em!




actually, wait.

i don't have a dog. HAHA


Well in the meanwhile, would you mind taking a look at a thread for me in the SD, paying closer attention to the very last page:

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=6145298#post6145298

[gujulicious]

too bad i said it first.

where's my prize.
http://www.xoxocandles.com/scent_pictures/choc%20chip%20cookie.jpg

ENNNJOY!

[gujulicious]

Well in the meanwhile, would you mind taking a look at a thread for me in the SD, paying closer attention to the very last page:

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=6145298#post6145298
woow i have no clue about what's going on in that thread.
first off what is shariah..and apostates...
and everything else :sarb:

[Space-Cowboy]

woow i have no clue about what's going on in that thread.
first off what is shariah..and apostates...
and everything else :sarb:


Shariah: Islamic Law

Apostates: Those who choose to leave Islam for another religion, say Hinduism... or even those who choose to leave Islam for Atheism.

The Argument: Shariah Law dictating punishment in the form of execution for those who freely choose to leave Islam.

[angelXeyes]

That wasn't funny. I'm not sure why people think it's hilarious...it's not. It sounds like some some hick sat down and wrote stereotypes about Muslims. Yeah.....I'm lol-ing right now!

[jumpn jza]

The Argument: Shariah Law dictating punishment in the form of execution for those who freely choose to leave Islam.

thats soooo cruel...that shit happens though

[QqQueen BbBee]

half of these things are trailer trash garbage, wtf... it's not even funny... who the hell wants pork bbq and home depot :rolleyes:

[Enammmmm]

AAAAAAAAAAhaaaaaaahahahahaha!



:anxious: :Oops: Im muslim. :eek2:

[Enammmmm]

half of these things are trailer trash garbage, wtf... it's not even funny... who the hell wants pork bbq and home depot :rolleyes:


no better yet, the part the killed the "supposedly funny joke" was NO JESUS.



Did we like skip the part where we do consider JESUS as a prophet, uh.........Mission Control we have a problem with gujulicious here.

[kohli_sahib]

half of these things are trailer trash garbage, wtf... it's not even funny... who the hell wants pork bbq and home depot :rolleyes:

pork is fucking tasty. and home depot is reasonably priced.

[Enammmmm]

You direspective piece of shits calling urselves hindus or what not should be slaughtered like goats.

[PaKi_PeRfEcTiOn]

this thread is :gay:

[QqQueen BbBee]

no better yet, the part the killed the "supposedly funny joke" was NO JESUS.



Did we like skip the part where we do consider JESUS as a prophet, uh.........Mission Control we have a problem with gujulicious here.
what can u expect... i'm sure it was written by a 30 year old white man with 3 baby mamas, 2 teeth, and 1 trailer with a leaky roof...

[Enammmmm]

pork is fucking tasty. and home depot is reasonably priced.


ya pork is fucking tasty! when ur not thinking about eating meat that grows maggots out of itself when left raw and open. :idea:

[QqQueen BbBee]

pork is fucking tasty. and home depot is reasonably priced.
dude that shit even looks nasty... we have all of that stuff @ work. i can't even stand to look @ it.
lowes is way better than home depot.

[Enammmmm]

what can u expect... i'm sure it was written by a 30 year old white man with 3 baby mamas, 2 teeth, and 1 trailer with a leaky roof...


no Mia ur giving the trailer trash too much credit, he has no baby mamas instead he lives with 2 rednecks bud drinkin hobos who do each other just "cuz"

[Space-Cowboy]

You direspective piece of shits calling urselves hindus or what not should be slaughtered like goats.


White people/West say stuff like this about Hindus, Buddhists and Sikhs all the time..... we just shrug it off :dunno: Laughing with them instead being laughed at pretty much destroys their angle...

[Enammmmm]

White people/West say stuff like this about Hindus, Buddhists and Sikhs all the time..... we just shrug it off :dunno: Laughing with them instead being laughed at pretty much destroys their angle...


I dont.

[QqQueen BbBee]

no Mia ur giving the trailer trash too much credit, he has no baby mamas instead he lives with 2 rednecks bud drinkin hobos who do each other just "cuz"
:rofl: red necks will screw other red necks no matter how nasty they are... they have to repopulate the trailer parks, just like the Jews fuck like crazy to repopulate Israel with their progeny.

[QqQueen BbBee]

White people/West say stuff like this about Hindus, Buddhists and Sikhs all the time..... we just shrug it off :dunno: Laughing with them instead being laughed at pretty much destroys their angle...
:idea: or we could laugh @ them for being so damn ignorant about the rest of the world.

[Space-Cowboy]

I dont.


That'll just egg the whities on...

Either that, or you could just move to Canada where it's safer ;)

[gujulicious]

Shariah: Islamic Law

Apostates: Those who choose to leave Islam for another religion, say Hinduism... or even those who choose to leave Islam for Atheism.

The Argument: Shariah Law dictating punishment in the form of execution for those who freely choose to leave Islam.
ahh gotcha.

[rakesh203]

YEA OH WELL, i'm with you on this one. :roflbow:

Babe, you got a pair that rattle.

When RD's resident Al Queda see this, their going to piss themselves. It was too funny. No fish sticks. Har..har

[Enammmmm]

:rofl: red necks will screw other red necks no matter how nasty they are... they have to repopulate the trailer parks, just like the Jews fuck like crazy to repopulate Israel with their progeny.


Do they? (Jews) I had no clue, I actually thought the jews over in Israel are much nicer ppl than the jews here in the US. WHo knows.

[jumpn jza]

relax muslims....srsly, its not teasing you!!!...its teasing terrorists, now the media has done its best to make muslims appear to fit the stereotype which is the subject of this thread...and by getting angry it only shows that you associate red-neck stereotypes about terrorists with the religion itself..

[Enammmmm]

relax muslims....srsly, its not teasing you!!!...its teasing terrorists, now the media has done its best to make muslims appear to fir the stereotype which is the subject of this thread...and by getting angry it only shows that you associate red-neck stereotypes about terrorists with the religion itself..


the problem is, not all terrorists are muslim, not all suicide bombers are muslim, never were all muslim and never will be. You would figure that ppl on here WHO THINK they are somewhat COMPETENT to not throw out shit like this. It just adds more fuel to the fire thats already burning in our heads.

[NYzNiCCa]

lolol stop fighting, kids :slap:

start suckin bitch. :blowme:

[gujulicious]

geeez enam calm the fuck down and take a JOKE :rolleyes:

[gujulicious]

start suckin bitch. :blowme:
keep dreaming.


asshole

[Cunard]

lol at how jews and israel are getting dragged into this by some of the more devine members of RD :lol:

[jumpn jza]

the problem is, not all terrorists are muslim, not all suicide bombers are muslim, never were all muslim and never will be. You would figure that ppl on here WHO THINK they are somewhat COMPETENT to not throw out shit like this. It just adds more fuel to the fire thats already burning in our heads.

i agree that the post is somewhat ignorant, especially concerning "jesus", who i understand to be one of the most quoted prophet's in the Quran...but still, its making fun of 'Muslim terrorists'...the same way that some may make fun of 'hindu fundamentalists' or 'christian creationists'...my point is, have we lost our sense of humour??..

[Enammmmm]

geeez enam calm the fuck down and take a JOKE :rolleyes:


Oh but i was joking too! HAH HAH! TAKE A JOKE! :rolleyes:








SO CALM THE FUCK DOWN! HAH HAH! :mrhappy:

[NYzNiCCa]

keep dreaming.


asshole

use ur mouth and tell ur asshole to stop dreaming.

[rakesh203]

start suckin bitch. :blowme:

How very "Muslim" of you to say that. Yes, you truly do follow your leader.

[QqQueen BbBee]

lol at how jews and israel are getting dragged into this by some of the more devine members of RD :lol:
omg read the actual context before you start jumping to the "look how they're bringing jews into it"... 1. it was a joke comparisson... 2. i don't think any jew in the world would deny that they make babies like crazy to repopulate israel.

[Enammmmm]

i agree that the post is somewhat ignorant, especially concerning "jesus", who i understand to be one of the most quoted prophet's in the Quran...but still, its making fun of 'Muslim terrorists'...the same way that some may make fun of 'hindu fundamentalists' or 'christian creationists'...my point is, have we lost our sense of humour..that shit is actually funny :D


if you were muslim, at this time frame, u wouldnt find that funny. The reason im so serious now is cuz of all those ppl who got killed in that bombing in bombay, werent JUST HINDU, im sure there were some muslims too and THIS REALLY ISNT A TIME TO BE JOKING ABOUT RELIGIONS. The fucking politicians worldwide are taking advantage of EACH RELIGION every damn day, and we are sitting here going along with it? fuck that.

[Space-Cowboy]

I swear no one ever listens to me.... :no:

[Enammmmm]

How very "Muslim" of you to say that. Yes, you truly do follow your leader.


dont throw that shit out there as if you know all about ISLAM and MUSLIMS....leader...what the fuk is that, what leader? if you are talking about GOD! he is GOD he is your leader too dipshit.

[gujulicious]

How very "Muslim" of you to say that. Yes, you truly do follow your leader.
he's always crying for my attention.
let's ignore him, he'll like that better :rolleyes:

[Enammmmm]

I swear no one ever listens to me.... :no:


no mr peace keeper, cuz the time to keep peace is fucking gone man, i used to be just like you as well and now im fuckin tired of it, you cant keep fucking peace with so many fucking ignorants growing vastly daily.

[NYzNiCCa]

How very "Muslim" of you to say that. Yes, you truly do follow your leader.

like oh mah gawd...it was so "hindu" of her to crack jokes about muslims...not everyone is like you tricks....or else there are plenty of hindu/sikh jokes that go around....but to u its funny and to others its not.

[Enammmmm]

lol at how jews and israel are getting dragged into this by some of the more devine members of RD :lol:


you know, i got nothing against jews, shit id even marry one even if ppl say its not proper for a muslim to marry one, but the hardcore truth is, JEWS IN THE USA HATE MUSLIMS.

[NYzNiCCa]

he's always crying for my attention.
let's ignore him, he'll like that better :rolleyes:

ur attention? how many times have i replied to u in past year and a half?
quit it just quit it.

[gujulicious]

alright guys im gonna go do some more important things that arguing with a buncha ******s.

goodbye.

[jumpn jza]

if you were muslim, at this time frame, u wouldnt find that funny. The reason im so serious now is cuz of all those ppl who got killed in that bombing in bombay, werent JUST HINDU, im sure there were some muslims too and THIS REALLY ISNT A TIME TO BE JOKING ABOUT RELIGIONS. The fucking politicians worldwide are taking advantage of EACH RELIGION every damn day, and we are sitting here going along with it? fuck that.

wow.... :neutral: ...sorry man...

but i feel that if ure not a muslim terrorist then u shouldn't feel ashamed...whats wrong with making fun of terrorists???...they are terrorists!!...they kill ppl!!!...its our right to make fun of ppl who do evil shit!!...i dunno man, if i was muslim i'd prolly still find it funny

[NYzNiCCa]

you know, i got nothing against jews, shit id even marry one even if ppl say its not proper for a muslim to marry one, but the hardcore truth is, JEWS IN THE USA HATE MUSLIMS.
:lol: did u come across that notion at ur work/business?

[Space-Cowboy]

no mr peace keeper, cuz the time to keep peace is fucking gone man, i used to be just like you as well and now im fuckin tired of it, you cant keep fucking peace with so many fucking ignorants growing vastly daily.


And what do you want to do exactly?

[NYzNiCCa]

And what do you want to do exactly?

cowboys like u only exist in space! :love:

[Enammmmm]

:lol: did u come across that notion at ur work/business?

in the courtroom.

[Space-Cowboy]

no mr peace keeper, cuz the time to keep peace is fucking gone man, i used to be just like you as well and now im fuckin tired of it, you cant keep fucking peace with so many fucking ignorants growing vastly daily.


And..... how do you know what I'm like exactly to make such a claim.. I'm curious... :think:

[Space-Cowboy]

cowboys like u only exist in space! :love:


If only.... maybe once we start colonizing Mars people will start laying off. Hell much of the wars in the past is cuz of LAND issues, more than anything.... the politicians just use 'religion' as a shield.

[Enammmmm]

And what do you want to do exactly?


Its a long timespan of a plan but Im sticking to it.

[NYzNiCCa]

in the courtroom.

hahahhha ive heard a lot of stories about courtrooms and how desis get treated like shit.

[jumpn jza]

Ok everyone...lets be nice...( isn't it funny how religious discussions cause the most hate???- that's why i stand behind my claim that God is man's worst creation...)

[Enammmmm]

wow.... :neutral: ...sorry man...

but i feel that if ure not a muslim terrorist then u shouldn't feel ashamed...whats wrong with making fun of terrorists???...they are terrorists!!...they kill ppl!!!...its our right to make fun of ppl who do evil shit!!...i dunno man, if i was muslim i'd prolly still find it funny


because if you were to understand why its wrong to make fun of "terrorists" u would have already without me explaining to you.


Has it ever occured to you that some perhaps MOST terrorists are young children who are brainwashed into doing wrong acts? Most of the suicide bombers are teenage boys n girls who seen their parents get slaughtered and want revenge, cmon brotha, think for a minute. I dont have respect for terrorists as well but I wont stand around making fun of them.

[pakette]

pork is fucking tasty. and home depot is reasonably priced.

I heard if you eat pork, you start to look like one. I never believed that, but now i do.

[Enammmmm]

hahahhha ive heard a lot of stories about courtrooms and how desis get treated like shit.


especially with a muslim name, and only by jews. They have no respect man. None.

[Space-Cowboy]

I heard if you eat pork, you start to look like one. I never believed that, but now i do.


Both pork and beef are pretty unhealthy if you think about the fat content of each.

[jumpn jza]

because if you were to understand why its wrong to make fun of "terrorists" u would have already without me explaining to you.


Has it ever occured to you that some perhaps MOST terrorists are young children who are brainwashed into doing wrong acts? Most of the suicide bombers are teenage boys n girls who seen their parents get slaughtered and want revenge, cmon brotha, think for a minute. I dont have respect for terrorists as well but I wont stand around making fun of them.

ok I'm wrong to make fun of terrorists...

[rakesh203]

dont throw that shit out there as if you know all about ISLAM and MUSLIMS....leader...what the fuk is that, what leader? if you are talking about GOD! he is GOD he is your leader too dipshit.

That's where you're wrong. My God does not have a tail and he does not walk around with a pitch fork.

[Enammmmm]

Ok everyone...lets be nice...( isn't it funny how religious discussions cause the most hate???- that's why i stand behind my claim that God is man's worst creation...)


this was never a "RELIGIOUS" thread. Especially not started by someone who doesnt even believe nor follow their own religion. So you are claiming that ur creater is worst than you?

[Enammmmm]

That's where you're wrong. My God does not have a tail and he does not walk around with a pitch fork.


I never said Your god looks like you.

[Enammmmm]

ok I'm wrong to make fun of terrorists...


hey it doesnt bother me man, its up to you to decide, but this topic wasnt really towards "terrorists" it was on "MUSLIM terrorists" Muslim being a very sensitive subject in the matter. Thas all Im sayin brotha. Peace Up.

[jumpn jza]

this was never a "RELIGIOUS" thread. Especially not started by someone who doesnt even believe nor follow their own religion. So you are claiming that ur creater is worst than you?

yes, but it turned into a religious discussion...whats with the creator crap??...i'm saying that "God" is man's worst creation...i don't believe in the same stuf as you do...and i personally believe that the semitic religion's idea of god is a myth...

[Space-Cowboy]

Its a long timespan of a plan but Im sticking to it.


K.... so what's your plan? Fill me in...

[jumpn jza]

hey it doesnt bother me man, its up to you to decide, but this topic wasnt really towards "terrorists" it was on "MUSLIM terrorists" Muslim being a very sensitive subject in the matter. Thas all Im sayin brotha. Peace Up.


ok...so tell me if u find this funny...

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1077.html

[Enammmmm]

yes, but it turned into a religious discussion...whats with the creator crap??...i'm saying that "God" is man's worst creation...i don't believe in the same stuf as you do...and i personally believe that the semitic religion's idea of god is a myth...


I never said we believe in the same stuff, obviously it shows. But you have to have a creator whether you believe its science and nature, there is still a creator out there.

[Enammmmm]

ok...so tell me if u find this funny...

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1077.html


ofcourse I find that funny.

[jumpn jza]

I never said we believe in the same stuff, obviously it shows. But you have to have a creator whether you believe its science and nature, there is still a creator out there.

i kno, i believe that there is a creative force which created the universe, but i don't believe in the same god that Muslims/Christians/jews believe in...thats all...

[Enammmmm]

K.... so what's your plan? Fill me in...


sorry spaceboy i cant share any info ;)

[Space-Cowboy]

sorry spaceboy i cant share any info ;)


It's kool.... so long as you don't hate Hinduism just for the actions of a few. And who knows.... maybe one day even India will unite with Iran to overthrow Israel ;)

[Space-Cowboy]

i kno, i believe that there is a creative force which created the universe, but i don't believe in the same god that Muslims/Christians/jews believe in...thats all...


The main difference between Western faiths and Eastern faiths is that Western faiths have a dualistic model: The Creator, and the Creation. In Eastern faiths, the Creation is part and parcel OF The Creator. Such that the ONLY thing that exists with respect to the Ultimate Reality is The Creator. The One: God/Brahman/Heaven/Nirvana/Moksha/Ultimate Reality and Existence ...... They are One and the Same.

[Enammmmm]

It's kool.... so long as you don't hate Hinduism just for the actions of a few. And who knows.... maybe one day even India will unite with Iran to overthrow Israel ;)


dude, i can never hate Hinduism, I wasnt brought up like that nor AM I THAT TYPE of a person to hate on a religion because of some idiots who are lost since birth. I dont know much about IRAN im not really too bright about them.....as far as I know, there arent any current governments that Id even think about joining/teaming up with and helping them with any of my resources.

[Space-Cowboy]

dude, i can never hate Hinduism, I wasnt brought up like that nor AM I THAT TYPE of a person to hate on a religion because of some idiots who are lost since birth. I dont know much about IRAN im not really too bright about them.....as far as I know, there arent any current governments that Id even think about joining/teaming up with and helping them with any of my resources.


Bangladesh? :sarb:

[jumpn jza]

The main difference between Western faiths and Eastern faiths is that Western faiths have a dualistic model: The Creator, and the Creation. In Eastern faiths, the Creation is part and parcel OF The Creator. Such that the ONLY thing that exists with respect to the Ultimate Reality is The Creator. The One: God/Brahman/Heaven/Nirvana/Moksha/Ultimate Reality and Existence ...... They are One and the Same.

i believe Eastern faiths have a much more intellectual way of looking at things...

[Space-Cowboy]

i believe Eastern faiths have a much more intellectual way of looking at things...


Meh... bottom line for ALL religions: Peace, Love, and Happiness for all..... just stick to that, and you'll be fine ;)

[NYzNiCCa]

I heard if you eat pork, you start to look like one. I never believed that, but now i do.

:Owned: :p :p :p :p :p

[Sapnokirani916]

:Owned: :p :p :p :p :p


these people r hella racist against muslims.... its okay cuz we r the best

[jumpn jza]

.... its okay cuz we r the best

dEE dEE dEE....

[Sapnokirani916]

dEE dEE dEE....
lol wtf?

[gujulicious]

these people r hella racist against muslims.... its okay cuz we r the best
MMM okay see you're the one who's bringing religion into this whole thing that was supposed to be a joke.

anyway, how about you just shut the hell up now and stop posting here all together coz you sound pretty retarded.

[jumpn jza]

lol wtf?

dont u watch carlos mencia???...he says that everytime something stupid occurs...

[Sapnokirani916]

dont u watch carlos mencia???...he says that everytime something stupid occurs...
i dont watch english tv

[fariha786]

these people r hella racist against muslims.... its okay cuz we r the best


:werd:

[Sapnokirani916]

:werd:


there is no reason for hating a whole big ass group of people.... the only thing thats going to do is get them hating u back

[Enammmmm]

Bangladesh? :sarb:


Not even bangladesh brother.

[Enammmmm]

MMM okay see you're the one who's bringing religion into this whole thing that was supposed to be a joke.

anyway, how about you just shut the hell up now and stop posting here all together coz you sound pretty retarded.


HEY CALM DOWN! :rolleyes: SHES JUST JOKING! :rolleyes: LIKE MA GAWD LEARN HOW TO TAKE A JOKE! :rolleyes: I mean after all it was just OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIMS! even though it was just a joke! haha! :rolleyes:

[gujulicious]

HEY CALM DOWN! :rolleyes: SHES JUST JOKING! :rolleyes: LIKE MA GAWD LEARN HOW TO TAKE A JOKE! :rolleyes: I mean after all it was just OFFENSIVE TO MUSLIMS! even though it was just a joke! haha! :rolleyes:
sure that was a joke. :rolleyes:

why;d you get so butt hurt enam?
calm down, geez.

[Enammmmm]

sure that was a joke. :rolleyes:

why;d you get so butt hurt enam?
calm down, geez.


why dont u let me stick a blasting hand-torpedo up ur ass and you just might get the answer :idea: stop telling me to calm down when you dont know the meaning of "CALM"

[btown-paki]

i was going to :roflbow: at this.

but muslims around here might be offended by me.

oh well.

:roflbow:

hehehe im muslim and i think ima :roflbow: wit u

[desidancer]

because if you were to understand why its wrong to make fun of "terrorists" u would have already without me explaining to you.


Has it ever occured to you that some perhaps MOST terrorists are young children who are brainwashed into doing wrong acts? Most of the suicide bombers are teenage boys n girls who seen their parents get slaughtered and want revenge, cmon brotha, think for a minute. I dont have respect for terrorists as well but I wont stand around making fun of them.

:werd: this guy speaks the truth!

[jumpn jza]

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?


Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel

[Sapnokirani916]

Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?


Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel
i used to work wiht a palestinian guy he was a freakkkk

[jumpn jza]

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?






Lefty

[Sapnokirani916]

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?






Lefty
i dont get it

[Mr_Gr3eNz]

stole it from my friend's myspace blog.
pretty hilarious.

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and
there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
Shit is funny but hey are Guju people allowed to this??????????????????

[Sapnokirani916]

Shit is funny but hey are Guju people allowed to this??????????????????
i dont think so......


PAKISTAn ZinDAbAaD

[Mr_Gr3eNz]

No One Is Born A Terrorist Some Where, Some How During They Life Something Happened To Them Or Someone Influenced Them....like All The People In Afghanistan They Fought The War Against Soviet Union For United States And United States Promised That If The Afghani People Spill Their Blood And Win The War They Would Help Better Their Lives But What Happened Afghani People Won The War And Usa Left Afghanistan Without Fullfilling Any Of The Promises Made..all The Little Kids Who Saw Their Parents Brothers Cousins Get Slaughtered Lit Fire Of Hate Inside Of Them Which Led To Alot Of The Stuff Thats Goin On Between These Nations Today....its Like Someone Promising You A Christmas Gift And You Wake Up And There Isnt One You Will Be Heart Broked Compared To Where No One Has Promised Anything....

[jumpn jza]

^^^...thank you for that...

[IwantYou]

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.


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lol
but yeah its a bit true
most of those suicide bombers have no life.

[jumpn jza]

lol
but yeah its a bit true
most of those suicide bombers have no life.


yeh...i reckon they do blow themselves up out of boredom

[FatGeezer]

WOO!

it is pretty fucking hilarious though. but just wait for FatGeezer and NYzNicca to see it.

they gonna be maaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

fuckers.
oh look, fcuk features got unbanned.... :D

[HeppyG]

I Dont Think The Thread Was Funny- Think Off All The Families Who Have Lost Loved Ones Due To Suicide Bombers! Not Until You Are Put In Their Position Will You Feel The Pain They Have Indured!

[jumpn jza]

I Dont Think The Thread Was Funny- Think Off All The Families Who Have Lost Loved Ones Due To Suicide Bombers! Not Until You Are Put In Their Position Will You Feel The Pain They Have Indured!

relax cuz

[mr ajnabi]

No One Is Born A Terrorist Some Where, Some How During They Life Something Happened To Them Or Someone Influenced Them....like All The People In Afghanistan They Fought The War Against Soviet Union For United States And United States Promised That If The Afghani People Spill Their Blood And Win The War They Would Help Better Their Lives But What Happened Afghani People Won The War And Usa Left Afghanistan Without Fullfilling Any Of The Promises Made..all The Little Kids Who Saw Their Parents Brothers Cousins Get Slaughtered Lit Fire Of Hate Inside Of Them Which Led To Alot Of The Stuff Thats Goin On Between These Nations Today....its Like Someone Promising You A Christmas Gift And You Wake Up And There Isnt One You Will Be Heart Broked Compared To Where No One Has Promised Anything....

Good point . I personally believe that some do it for self defence ' those against israli soldiers which i support.

But those who do it to kill innocent civilians thats plain wrong.

Also who ever made this thread ' well you've lost the plot too ' because no to jesus and no to tele ' and no to this and that ' well im a yes to most of them and the rest garbage like hotdogs and christmas is all plain baqwaas to me .

Think logically' because some muslims do enjoy life ' in a good way .... beer is baqwaas ' no wonder many fools get lost and get women pregnant and looking at cheer-leaders will make you more lusty.

so muslim have best laws ' but if your laugthing at sick terrorists then thats a whole different issue.

:wavey:

[mr ajnabi]

I Dont Think The Thread Was Funny- Think Off All The Families Who Have Lost Loved Ones Due To Suicide Bombers! Not Until You Are Put In Their Position Will You Feel The Pain They Have Indured!

Yes i agree with you .

[mr ajnabi]

pfft. that was it.

e-beef around here is getting pretty boring.

but in all honesty, you're pretty ugly.

That was harsh ' you should appologise to her . :rolleyes:

[FatGeezer]

yeh...i reckon they do blow themselves up out of boredom
lol yeah, the same boredom that makes people picwhore on rd....!

[mr ajnabi]

lol yeah, the same boredom that makes people picwhore on rd....!

Asalaam bro long time no see. iz u all good. :wavey:

[sabi21]

that doesnt stop us. :Pelvic2:

What the fuck is wrong with your face?

[sabi21]

lol
but yeah its a bit true
most of those suicide bombers have no life.
ya arsewipe they choose not to idiots

[FatGeezer]

Asalaam bro long time no see. iz u all good. :wavey:
w/salam. yes allhamdulillah, just busy with work. yourself?

[mr ajnabi]

w/salam. yes allhamdulillah, just busy with work. yourself?

yeh living ' working praising allah and enjoying life . listen alot of people admire this sig ' . i simply tell em yup fatgeeza 's the man if you need him .

anyway tc bro see you around ' . :wavey:

[Rogue]

:rofl: the mystery has been unraveled! oh oh!