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Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:40 PM
I Just Am!
Dzat111
July 11th, 2006, 08:41 PM
Nice parody thread
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 08:42 PM
I knew it :squint:
Sooooo.. how much do you charge per hour? :kekeke:
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:42 PM
:sarb: .. what?
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 08:42 PM
Nice parody thread
you reply first to every single fucking thread.
seriously. calm down.
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:43 PM
I knew it :squint:
I'm also bi-sexual. DON'T TELL ANYONE.
I ALSO, snort coke.
and..
and.. I'm pregnant and don't know who the daddy is.
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 08:43 PM
you reply first to every single fucking thread.
seriously. calm down.
you're just jealous :p
opiUm_gUrl
July 11th, 2006, 08:44 PM
you reply first to every single fucking thread.
seriously. calm down.
what are u jealous or something cos he/she types faster than u?
sheerin
July 11th, 2006, 08:44 PM
thanks for sharing that with us
Dzat111
July 11th, 2006, 08:44 PM
you reply first to every single fucking thread.
seriously. calm down.
:) thats the only post of mine in the whole thread tho :(
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 08:44 PM
I'm also bi-sexual. DON'T TELL ANYONE.
I ALSO, snort coke.
and..
and.. I'm pregnant and don't know who the daddy is.
I'm interested in how much you charge per hour
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:45 PM
kohli_sahib..
I command you to leave my thread, these bitches love you more than they love me.
impactcrew
July 11th, 2006, 08:45 PM
Ketamine is looking for a fuck - hook up with him?
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:45 PM
I'm interested in how much you charge per hour
I'm priceless.
rawr.
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 08:46 PM
:) thats the only post of mine in the whole thread tho :(
:shame: you should learn how to make proper conversation. wait.. you just lied.. this is your second post in this thread :p
TYPE_R_GINO
July 11th, 2006, 08:46 PM
I'm interested in how much you charge per hour
:werd: :dance3:
asian_guy_786
July 11th, 2006, 08:46 PM
Yeh whatever you just want my pah tat oooo :p
how was the match ?
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:47 PM
Ketamine is looking for a fuck - hook up with him?
I love my eyes.
and my boobs, ass cheeks, vagina.. and so on.
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 08:47 PM
what are u jealous or something cos he/she types faster than u?
oh lord. it's RD's resident islam preacher.
no, jealousy is not it. its more the fact that i dislike most people. especially you.
impactcrew
July 11th, 2006, 08:48 PM
I love my eyes.
and my boobs, ass cheeks, vagina.. and so on.
Grapes or Conkers?
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:48 PM
Yeh whatever you just want my pah tat oooo :p
how was the match ?
our first conversation on RD!
YO!!
you eat your jacket po ay o yet?
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 08:48 PM
I'm priceless.
rawr.
rawrrr is my thing.. I also follow that up by scratching people with my nails
Dzat111
July 11th, 2006, 08:48 PM
:shame: you should learn how to make proper conversation. wait.. you just lied.. this is your second post in this thread :p
Yah well what i was trrrrying to say is im not a post whore hence my 1200 posts in 3 years on the website :-P...i dont like making conversatiion i just like pissing people off for no reason, then i just go to sleep
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 08:48 PM
kohli_sahib..
I command you to leave my thread, these bitches love you more than they love me.
so how about we love EACHOTHER.
:buttsex:
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:48 PM
Grapes or Conkers?
watermelon is an understatment.
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 08:49 PM
you're just jealous :p
have my children?
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:49 PM
rawrrr is my thing.. I also follow that up by scratching people with my nails
like the ones in my signature?
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:50 PM
so how about we love EACHOTHER.
:buttsex:
haha, yo.. where in Toronto you from?
impactcrew
July 11th, 2006, 08:52 PM
watermelon is an understatment.
So is it a case of cushion for a pushin then?
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 08:52 PM
Yah well what i was trrrrying to say is im not a post whore hence my 1200 posts in 3 years on the website :-P...i dont like making conversatiion i just like pissing people off for no reason, then i just go to sleep
niiiiiiiice
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 08:54 PM
have my children?
sure.. but if they don't have pretty nails like mine I shall divorce you and leave you to take care of those lil brats
Dzat111
July 11th, 2006, 08:54 PM
niiiiiiiice
So why is it that you have Ni*gers in your sig?
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:54 PM
So is it a case of cushion for a pushin then?
oh indeed, I not only have love handles, I got them jelly rolls.. six on the left, and 6 on the right..
:Pelvic2:
if you know what I mean..
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 08:54 PM
like the ones in my signature?
:yes: yup, exactly like those.
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:54 PM
So why is it that you have Ni*gers in your sig?
:roflbow:
ahahahhahahahahhahahahah
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:55 PM
:yes: yup, exactly like those.
oh man,
getting back on the subject..
I'M A WHORE EVERYONE!!
LOOK AT MEEE!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mini05
July 11th, 2006, 08:55 PM
your funny and im out
have fun..
opiUm_gUrl
July 11th, 2006, 08:56 PM
oh lord. it's RD's resident islam preacher.
no, jealousy is not it. its more the fact that i dislike most people. especially you.
hahaha islam preacher wtf?? who the fuk are u anyways.
u dislike most ppl? or most ppl dislike u? i don't mind that u hate me, its healthy for u to vent ur emotions.
although i feel kinda sad for u. i've had such an impact on ur life, and i don't even know who u are.
impactcrew
July 11th, 2006, 08:56 PM
oh indeed, I not only have love handles, I got them jelly rolls.. six on the left, and 6 on the right..
:Pelvic2:
if you know what I mean..
purrfect - Would look ace with ass stuck up in the air?
:Pelvic2:
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:57 PM
hahaha islam preacher wtf?? who the fuk are u anyways.
u dislike most ppl? or most ppl dislike u? i don't mind that u hate me, its healthy for u to vent ur emotions.
although i feel kinda sad for u. i've had such an impact on ur life, and i don't even know who u are.
whoa whoa!
get this shit out of my thread..
add in some slutty remarks and i'll let you stay. .
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 08:57 PM
sure.. but if they don't have pretty nails like mine I shall divorce you and leave you to take care of those lil brats
as long as there is lots of sex involved, im happy. i can just give the little hoodlums to childrens aid.
and Lishie, i'm from sauga...
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 08:58 PM
anywho, I'm out bitches.. let this thread live and it'll be free sex for all
toodles!
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 08:58 PM
So why is it that you have Ni*gers in your sig?
:dunno: it's good to show them some love too.. once in a while only though
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 08:58 PM
hahaha islam preacher wtf?? who the fuk are u anyways.
u dislike most ppl? or most ppl dislike u? i don't mind that u hate me, its healthy for u to vent ur emotions.
although i feel kinda sad for u. i've had such an impact on ur life, and i don't even know who u are.
you type funny. you must have an illness of some kind.
yay for you, retard-o.
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 09:00 PM
as long as there is lots of sex involved, im happy. i can just give the little hoodlums to childrens aid.
and Lishie, i'm from sauga...
then what are we waiting for? lets start :buttsex:
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:00 PM
acctually, false alarm.. not leaving yet!
Dzat111
July 11th, 2006, 09:01 PM
:dunno: it's good to show them some love too.. once in a while only though
yah monkeys need some loving too i always feed the monkeys when i go to the zoo...we dont have the other kind in pakistan
impactcrew
July 11th, 2006, 09:02 PM
acctually, false alarm.. not leaving yet!
good call Slut! :wavey:
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:02 PM
kohli, that's sick.. I have pure peoples in Sauga.. I was in Toronto Canada Day weekend.
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:03 PM
good call Slut! :wavey:
I love being a whore.
impactcrew
July 11th, 2006, 09:04 PM
I love being a whore.
Gaggin and callin u vulgar names :dance3:
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:04 PM
Gaggin and callin u vulgar names :dance3:
I have wierd fetishes..
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 09:05 PM
kohli, that's sick.. I have pure peoples in Sauga.. I was in Toronto Canada Day weekend.
then you should have been having anal sex with me while you were here. except i was in muskoka for that weekend sexing my girl to oblivion.
anyhow. where are you now, dingo.
impactcrew
July 11th, 2006, 09:05 PM
I have wierd fetishes..
Step on me with yr slut shoes! :D
opiUm_gUrl
July 11th, 2006, 09:06 PM
you type funny. you must have an illness of some kind.
yay for you, retard-o.
lol um yeah ok. u smell funny.
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 09:06 PM
then what are we waiting for? lets start :buttsex:
:Pelvic2:
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 09:06 PM
lol um yeah ok. u smell funny.
it's all the pussy i get. sorry.
MissAdore
July 11th, 2006, 09:07 PM
yah monkeys need some loving too i always feed the monkeys when i go to the zoo...we dont have the other kind in pakistan
Monkeys? :hand: Tigers all the way
opiUm_gUrl
July 11th, 2006, 09:09 PM
it's all the pussy i get. sorry.
are u sure it's not ur pussy bitch?
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:11 PM
then you should have been having anal sex with me while you were here. except i was in muskoka for that weekend sexing my girl to oblivion.
anyhow. where are you now, dingo.
your vocabulary is impecable. the use of the word "dingo", just tingled my slut senses.
I wish you had two penises. :Oops:
I'm in Montreal.
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:12 PM
Step on me with yr slut shoes! :D
I have 4 legs.
impactcrew
July 11th, 2006, 09:12 PM
I have 4 legs.
Take it up the pooperhole?
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 09:14 PM
your vocabulary is impecable. the use of the word "dingo", just tingled my slut senses.
I wish you had two penises. :Oops:
I'm in Montreal.
i have one that is the size of eight black men.
it should just about reach Montreal. i'll try?
do you see it yet?
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:15 PM
i have one that is the size of eight black men.
it should just about reach Montreal. i'll try?
do you see it yet?
WHAT'S THAT GOING IN MY EAR!!
YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
:Oops:
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:15 PM
Take it up the pooperhole?
do you have two penises unlike kohli_sahib?
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 09:17 PM
WHAT'S THAT GOING IN MY EAR!!
YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
:Oops:
your ear has kids?
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:17 PM
your ear has kids?
:neutral:
impactcrew
July 11th, 2006, 09:19 PM
do you have two penises unlike kohli_sahib?
IN more ways than one! I kinda can do jadoo with my fingers!
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 09:19 PM
:neutral:
WHAT'S THAT GOING IN MY EAR!!
YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
think about it.
while you're at it i will eat this sweet sweet palestinian child.
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:22 PM
IN more ways than one! I kinda can do jadoo with my fingers!
can I tell you a secret?
I'm acctually an Australian type dog. Some of you may know me as, Dingo.
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:22 PM
think about it.
while you're at it i will eat this sweet sweet palestinian child.
add some HP sauce, and it'll be good to go..
I want.
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 09:27 PM
add some HP sauce, and it'll be good to go..
I want.
alright, dingo. you specialize in baby eating, you must know what you're talking about.
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:31 PM
alright, dingo. you specialize in baby eating, you must know what you're talking about.
I start off with a raw, fresh palestinian baby.. fresh from the casualty inflicted ramshackled buildings of Palestine..
I add mirch, wine, and garlic.
it's fantabolous.
indianshredder
July 11th, 2006, 09:31 PM
I Just Am!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/BlackFuckingMurder/lionopoints.jpg
my penis is THIS big
opiUm_gUrl
July 11th, 2006, 09:32 PM
I start off with a raw, fresh palestinian baby.. fresh from the casualty inflicted ramshackled buildings of Palestine..
I add mirch, wine, and garlic.
it's fantabolous.
thats not even funny u stupid bitch. its just disturbing.
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 09:34 PM
I start off with a raw, fresh palestinian baby.. fresh from the casualty inflicted ramshackled buildings of Palestine..
I add mirch, wine, and garlic.
it's fantabolous.
you amuse me so damn much. be my friend.
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:34 PM
thats not even funny u stupid bitch. its just disturbing.
how about you stop stalking me you dumb whore..
and go tell someone who cares. you piece of shit.
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 09:35 PM
thats not even funny u stupid bitch. its just disturbing.
MAZAL TOV?
take that broomstick out from up your ass, under it's large black veil.
stupid.
Lishie
July 11th, 2006, 09:35 PM
you amuse me so damn much. be my friend.
This isn't even half of it.
mouahahah.
ahaha
ahaha
ha
a
v
kohli_sahib
July 11th, 2006, 09:38 PM
This isn't even half of it.
mouahahah.
ahaha
ahaha
ha
a
v
seriously. either suck my cock or give me your msn.
opiUm_gUrl
July 11th, 2006, 09:51 PM
how about you stop stalking me you dumb whore..
and go tell someone who cares. you piece of shit.
i wasn't talking to u, i was cussing at u u dumb braud.
learn to figure out the difference u ripped up slut.
opiUm_gUrl
July 11th, 2006, 09:54 PM
MAZAL TOV?
take that broomstick out from up your ass, under it's large black veil.
stupid.
the broomstick is wearing a veil? lol how quaint.
if your trying to insult me all u would have to do is show me ur dog ugly face. trust me, i would be really offended.
PaKi_PeRfEcTiOn
July 11th, 2006, 10:01 PM
I'm also bi-sexual. DON'T TELL ANYONE.
I ALSO, snort coke.
and..
and.. I'm pregnant and don't know who the daddy is.
lmfao..your sounding like Mini right about now :think:
Lishie
July 12th, 2006, 01:29 AM
i wasn't talking to u, i was cussing at u u dumb braud.
learn to figure out the difference u ripped up slut.
wow, you irrelevant piece of shit.. learn how to read you illiterate cunt.
Lishie
July 12th, 2006, 01:29 AM
lmfao..your sounding like Mini right about now :think:
lol, indeed.. this is a parody thread..
I hate that slut
asian_guy_786
July 12th, 2006, 01:31 AM
our first conversation on RD!
YO!!
you eat your jacket po ay o yet?
yeah i have with cheese and BEANS
opiUm_gUrl
July 12th, 2006, 01:32 AM
wow, you irrelevant piece of shit.. learn how to read you illiterate cunt.
um ok that really made sense. i think u've been fukked in the ear one too many times, and the cum is now consuming ur brain.
Lishie
July 12th, 2006, 01:36 AM
um ok that really made sense. i think u've been fukked in the ear one too many times, and the cum is now consuming ur brain.
right.
it doesn't change the fact that you're still a dumb whore.
Lishie
July 12th, 2006, 01:36 AM
yeah i have with cheese and BEANS
what about sweetcorn :sarb:
asian_guy_786
July 12th, 2006, 01:37 AM
what about sweetcorn :sarb:
if you want... so did you slide tackle anyone
opiUm_gUrl
July 12th, 2006, 01:47 AM
right.
it doesn't change the fact that you're still a dumb whore.
wrong.
it does, cos ur too retarded to pass judgement on anyone u silly ho.
Lishie
July 12th, 2006, 01:49 AM
if you want... so did you slide tackle anyone
we won 3-1..
no I did not slidetackle anyone this time..
I scored the second.
Lishie
July 12th, 2006, 01:51 AM
wrong.
it does, cos ur too retarded to pass judgement on anyone u silly ho.
I hope you know that you're not as witty as you think you are.
you're a fucking dyke.
anyway dyke.. I'm off to sleep now, continue rambling.. because your whole life if pointless.
KurtaPyjama
July 12th, 2006, 01:52 AM
awesome thread. :ugh:
Lishie
July 12th, 2006, 01:53 AM
awesome thread. :ugh:
hey p, love the sig hunnybunches of oats.
garlic>life
KurtaPyjama
July 12th, 2006, 01:55 AM
hey p, love the sig hunnybunches of oats.
garlic>life
im going to marry a girl made out of garlic. im going to call her Garliqua.
opiUm_gUrl
July 12th, 2006, 02:00 AM
I hope you know that you're not as witty as you think you are.
you're a fucking dyke.
anyway dyke.. I'm off to sleep now, continue rambling.. because your whole life if pointless.
yes, yes my life is pointless because a self confessed whore told me so. excuse me while i slit my wrists.
Lishie
July 12th, 2006, 02:03 AM
yes, yes my life is pointless because a self confessed whore told me so. excuse me while i slit my wrists.
right, this is something called a "parody thread".. it's where you make fun of yourself and have fun
apparently you have a 6 inch metal pole stuck up your ass, so please exit yourself from my thread.
yes, and after you slit your wrists, I hope you rot in hell. slut.
Advocate
July 12th, 2006, 02:08 AM
I love this..thank you
opiUm_gUrl
July 12th, 2006, 02:17 AM
right, this is something called a "parody thread".. it's where you make fun of yourself and have fun
apparently you have a 6 inch metal pole stuck up your ass, so please exit yourself from my thread.
yes, and after you slit your wrists, I hope you rot in hell. slut.
i wouldn't describe the reek of ur punani as fun. shut ur legs ho, and while ur at it, shut ur mouth too.
Advocate
July 12th, 2006, 02:17 AM
UGH why do i always kill the thread :(
Lishie
July 12th, 2006, 11:01 AM
i wouldn't describe the reek of ur punani as fun. shut ur legs ho, and while ur at it, shut ur mouth too.
like I said before, you're really not witty.
first of all, because you called me out first.
and second of all, what you say has no humor.
you're just dumb. live with it.
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