Rd Eastenders

[akuza]

bum bum bum bum bum, bum, bum twang twang twang twang, twang twang twang twang, t-twang twang

starring

faz as ricky
jaksy as bianca
me as grant
sumeet as phil
sameena as babs
rabzy as pat
jarrod as dot
zai as frank :rofl:



faz and jaksy have just got married and the scene is set
JAKSY : - FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZ-YYYYYYYYYYYYY

FAZ: - what?!

JAKSY: - NUFFFINNN'

FAZ:- alwite im gonna go see sumeet and akash and see if they can fix my car


*shot of akash and sumeet working on a vauxhall vectra*

FAZ: - oye up

AKASH: - oye faz we got a problem with you

SUMEET: - yeah a problem!

AKASH: - you tryna stiff our jaksy by shagging that land lady, jarrod

SUMEET: - YEAH!

FAZ: - na na na dont worry cuzzie ill tell jaksy after...


TBC......

[paki_Faz]

:rofl:

[akuza]

*shot of jarrod in dot cotton costume*

JARROD: - aye up faz up for a knee trembler?

FAZ: - i cant i gotta tel..........

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*out of nowhere its jaksy!*

JAKSY : - what you doin with this ho?

JARROD (in an old womans voice) :- Who you callin' ho?

[DESI-PEACHES]

:rofl: what the fook??

lol

i aint no East End girl

[akuza]

:rofl: what the fook??

lol

i aint no East End girl
:rofl: you are now!

[paki_Faz]

shouldt me n jaks b da only asian couple dat was der sanjay and geeta

[akuza]

shouldt me n jaks b da only asian couple dat was der sanjay and geeta
you gotta be the white equivalent

[SSSash]

:roflbow: genius I tell you !! vauxhall vectra :rofl: standard eastenders !

[DESI-PEACHES]

:rofl: you are now!

:hand:

Then u should be da Nasty Nick, Dot Cotton's son

[akuza]

:roflbow: genius I tell you !! vauxhall vectra :rofl: standard eastenders !
ghahha we gotta write episodes basically they will both the main two characters! haha rabzy is pat!

[DESI-PEACHES]

shouldt me n jaks b da only asian couple dat was der sanjay and geeta

no way man i dont wana be those typical asian family hella no!!

[akuza]

:hand:

Then u should be da Nasty Nick, Dot Cotton's son
:hand: im grant! :mad:

[DESI-PEACHES]

:hand: im grant! :mad:

Mwhahahahaha Grant?? No u aint u should be Nigel, the funny bloke

[akuza]

Mwhahahahaha Grant?? No u aint u should be Nigel, the funny bloke
:ashamed: haha you watch it :hand: scottish lass watches eastenders!

[SSSash]

ghahha we gotta write episodes basically they will both the main two characters! haha rabzy is pat!

haha .. gotta be truthful I don't watch eastenders but I watch neighbours now n again .. we cud do an eastenders/neighbours cross over with Harold Bishop as .. Zai :cool:

[akuza]

haha .. gotta be truthful I don't watch eastenders but I watch neighbours now n again .. we cud do an eastenders/neighbours cross over with Harold Bishop as .. Zai :cool:
:rofl: reeeemix that shit lets do it!
BOZER-PIPPIP!

[akuza]

:rofl: zai is frank remember the chemistry between him and rabzy :rofl:

[DESI-PEACHES]

:ashamed: haha you watch it :hand: scottish lass watches eastenders!

I dont even watches that prog these days!! These days am diggin Hollyoaks that Justin and Becca storyline was fab!!

[akuza]

I dont even watches that prog these days!! These days am diggin Hollyoaks that Justin and Becca storyline was fab!!
:ugh: hollyoaks :lol: are their hollies or are there oaks? :kekeke:

[DESI-PEACHES]

:rofl: zai is frank remember the chemistry between him and rabzy :rofl:

what// what haps with zai and rabs??

[DESI-PEACHES]

:ugh: hollyoaks :lol: are their hollies or are there oaks? :kekeke:

LOL

[akuza]

what// what haps with zai and rabs??
lol i dunno im making stuff up :Oops:

[DESI-PEACHES]

lol i dunno im making stuff up :Oops:

ooh la la ur takin lessons from Faz the bluffmaster huh?? :eyebrow:

[akuza]

ooh la la ur takin lessons from Faz the bluffmaster huh?? :eyebrow:
:no: faz is in another world he has still got love for a certain someone :kekeke:

[DESI-PEACHES]

:no: faz is in another world he has still got love for a certain someone :kekeke:

yea not me!! :rolleyes:

[akuza]

yea not me!! :rolleyes:
:rofl: i know who he has his eyes set on one of two people :kekeke:

[DESI-PEACHES]

:rofl: i know who he has his eyes set on one of two people :kekeke:

it will be da other one :kekeke:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:roflbow:

[akuza]

it will be da other one :kekeke:
who rumplestiltskin?

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:bump:

[akuza]

:bump:
lol did you learn french?

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

lol did you learn french?

:kekeke:

from nabeeeeeeeezyyyyyyyy and which was from youuuuuuu....

[akuza]

:kekeke:

from nabeeeeeeeezyyyyyyyy and which was from youuuuuuu....
oh you are smart now?

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

oh you are smart now?

no :no:


:neutral:

[akuza]

no :no:


:neutral:
yes you are :hug:

[shamel_ki_jaan]

:rofl: ur crazy as hell Aku!!

[akuza]

:rofl: ur crazy as hell Aku!!
nothing new?

[shamel_ki_jaan]

nothing new?

nope!! :D

[akuza]

nope!! :D
:hug: how you been?

[shamel_ki_jaan]

:hug: how you been?
im alrite...@ work...bored!!! :no:
how abt urself sweety!?!? :kiss:

[akuza]

im alrite...@ work...bored!!! :no:
how abt urself sweety!?!? :kiss:
same je suis work mein about to go home soon

[shamel_ki_jaan]

same je suis work mein about to go home soon

ahh..lucky u!! :p

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

yes you are :hug:

:hug:

[akuza]

ahh..lucky u!! :p
snd now im home :cool2:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

:rofl: :rofl: Awesome work dude! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

[akuza]

:rofl: :rofl: Awesome work dude! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
i dont even try :cool: