English//Engrasi...... USA vs UK

[sexxichic2envy]

UK invented.... US perfected.... :Pelvic2: :dance3: :p

And PS to the brits... COLOR is not spelled with a "u" :mad:

And wtf is a "boot".... it's call the trunk!
"Sneakers" not "trainers"!
"Like" not "fancy".... :ugh: Weirdos

for the record.... I'm UK born... American raised....... :no:

[s11nyk]

lookslike you have forgotten your roots dear........COLOUR.......get it right next time.

[sexxichic2envy]

lookslike you have forgotten your roots dear........COLOUR.......get it right next time.
Nahin besharam.... my roots lie in india...

[sexxichic2envy]

And besides...... The stupid brits made us slaves in our own country... Pssshhttt... I aint no brit! (don't let the passport fool u!)

[khanbaba_]

lookslike you have forgotten your roots dear........COLOUR.......get it right next time.

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[MC_Punjab]

UK invented.... US perfected.... :Pelvic2: :dance3: :p

And PS to the brits... COLOR is not spelled with a "u" :mad:

And wtf is a "boot".... it's call the trunk!
"Sneakers" not "trainers"!
"Like" not "fancy".... :ugh: Weirdos

for the record.... I'm UK born... American raised....... :no:
remember that Americans were once brits :p
America just likes to have everything different ... thats all.
fuking bullys

[sexxichic2envy]

color*
Thank u Baba Ji

[vikownethu]

UK invented.... US perfected.... :Pelvic2: :dance3: :p

And PS to the brits... COLOR is not spelled with a "u" :mad:

And wtf is a "boot".... it's call the trunk!
"Sneakers" not "trainers"!
"Like" not "fancy".... :ugh: Weirdos

for the record.... I'm UK born... American raised....... :no:

No the US just made it gay..You don't even say words properly, eg tomatoes are not tomayyyyroes.

[sexxichic2envy]

remember that Americans were once brits :p
America just likes to have everything different ... thats all.
fuking bullys
Once........... Yeah i know........ However.... The smart ones came over and made some changes.... Different is good.... And look what's evolved... A group of diverse ppl... a majority with good teeth. Can u say the same abt Britain???

And americans aren't bullies... We're OG's...... :rambo:

[sexxichic2envy]

No the US just made it gay..You don't even say words properly, eg tomatoes are not tomayyyyroes.
Listen..... our men don't wear pants (as in "trousers") so tight that it looks like they have a 24/7 boner.... so watch who u callin gay Vik!! :gay: :lol:

[khanbaba_]

Thank u Baba Ji


no prob masi ji

[sexxichic2envy]

no prob masi ji
Haha Masi........ :tears: I'm not that old......

[PaKi_PeRfEcTiOn]

the americans didnt perfect shit..they just changed the whole damn language around and made it their own..British people speak the real english

just because you've grown up with the american fawked up english..you think its the right way to speak it lool..when really its NOT EVEN CLOSE!

[khanbaba_]

the americans didnt perfect shit..they just changed the whole damn language around and made it their own..British people speak the real english

just because you've grown up with the american fawked up english..you think its the right way to speak it lool..when really its NOT EVEN CLOSE!


brits stole is from americans!

[khanbaba_]

Haha Masi........ :tears: I'm not that old......


phir kia bulaun..

[sexxichic2envy]

the americans didnt perfect shit..they just changed the whole damn language around and made it their own..British people speak the real english

just because you've grown up with the american fawked up english..you think its the right way to speak it lool..when really its NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Yes we did.... Period.

[RacingSoul]

UK invented.... US perfected.... :Pelvic2: :dance3: :p

And PS to the brits... COLOR is not spelled with a "u" :mad:

And wtf is a "boot".... it's call the trunk!
"Sneakers" not "trainers"!
"Like" not "fancy".... :ugh: Weirdos

for the record.... I'm UK born... American raised....... :no:

:werd:

it's sulfur not sulPHur.

[PaKi_PeRfEcTiOn]

oh shut up you dumb americans..what do you know


















:p :D

[sexxichic2envy]

phir kia bulaun..
patha nahin.... Ummm.... Jaz Ji !

[RacingSoul]

oh shut up you dumb americans..what do you know
:p :D

last time i checked, windsor was closer to america than toronto :p

:wavey:

[sexxichic2envy]

:werd:

it's sulfur not sulPHur.
:lol:

[PaKi_PeRfEcTiOn]

last time i checked, windsor was closer to america than toronto :p

:wavey:
hahaha SOOOOO? that doesnt mean im getting influenced by these peeeeople :p

i love being a Canadian ;) :wave:

[sexxichic2envy]

hahaha SOOOOO? that doesnt mean im getting influenced by these peeeeople :p

i love being a Canadian ;) :wave:
lol ur candian???? :kekeke:

[SinghPimPin]

Colour. English, motherfucker.

[RacingSoul]

hahaha SOOOOO? that doesnt mean im getting influenced by these peeeeople :p

i love being a Canadian ;) :wave:

w3rd. canadians get squished b/w the american & english war :no:

[RacingSoul]

lol ur candian???? :kekeke:

:squintFa:

[khanbaba_]

patha nahin.... Ummm.... Jaz Ji !

jaz kia hota hai
janaem acha rahe ga

[SinghPimPin]

Have you ever heard a uker say garage?

They say it gayrge, thats pretty fucked up.

[sexxichic2envy]

Colour. English, motherfucker.
motherfucker.........lol........That's american benchod

[sexxichic2envy]

jaz kia hota hai
janaem acha rahe ga
Jaz is my nickname yaar

[khanbaba_]

Jaz is my nickname yaar

ok miss jaz :wavey:

[SinghPimPin]

motherfucker.........lol........That's american benchod


I was TRYING to be mean. Tis, Canadian too masichoud.

[zuiwaziri]

There is a reason why u Amreekans talk and spell differently.

The immigrants who moved from Europe to USA back in the 1600s (or wenever it was) were DumbAss's who couldnt spell. Hence the reason why Amreekans spell differently, Oh and using different words is purely cuz those immigrates were just that stupid!!

[sexxichic2envy]

I was TRYING to be mean. Tis, Canadian too masichoud.
lol being mean doesnt suit u yaar..........bein canadian does tho! :thumrigh:

[sexxichic2envy]

There is a reason why u Amreekans talk and spell differently.

The immigrants who moved from Europe to USA back in the 1600s (or wenever it was) were DumbAss's who couldnt spell. Hence the reason why Amreekans spell differently, Oh and using different words is purely cuz those immigrates were just that stupid!!
:english: :fart2:

[Dirac Brown]

The US actually ruined it, but nice try. Does spelling words without a 'u' make it easier for you?

[sexxichic2envy]

The US actually ruined it, but nice try. Does spelling words without a 'u' make it easier for you?
:yes:

PS) yes..big ups to the country who enslaved our ppl!!! woo hoo!!

[PaKi_PeRfEcTiOn]

lol ur candian???? :kekeke:
lol yes i am..problem?..do you think we only have winters here in Canada too? :rofl:

[akuza]

cow.

[Mini05]

UK invented.... US perfected.... :Pelvic2: :dance3: :p

And PS to the brits... COLOR is not spelled with a "u" :mad:

And wtf is a "boot".... it's call the trunk!
"Sneakers" not "trainers"!
"Like" not "fancy".... :ugh: Weirdos

for the record.... I'm UK born... American raised....... :no:i hate it whn they say Mate instead of a friend

and its COLOR UK ppl
ahh get it rite...

[shmooks]

as per usual america have to go and ruin everything.. our words make sense.. you lot just simplified them cos you're so dumb.. example.. you guys call a torch a flashlight.. wtf man.. and you call a kerb a sidewalk.. gayyyyyyy

[shmooks]

i hate it whn they say Mate instead of a friend

and its COLOR UK ppl
ahh get it rite...
shut it ape.

[Mini05]

shut it ape.fuck you
you little skinny bitch
and i was not talkin to you
i was replying to the other person
why the fuck you gotta get into this?
go to sleep its past your fuckin bed time or somthing..

[shmooks]

fuck you
you little skinny bitch
and i was not talkin to you
i was replying to the other person
why the fuck you gotta get into this?
go to sleep its past your fuckin bed time or somthing..
lol

and breathe.. and one.. and two.. and three..

and being skinny isnt an insult :hand:

better than being a fat ugly pretending-to-be-pregnant cunt such as yourself

[Mini05]

lol

and breathe.. and one.. and two.. and three..

and being skinny isnt an insult :hand:

better than being a fat ugly pretending-to-be-pregnant cunt such as yourselfhaving your bones stick out is deff nasty tho...
top of tht being flat from head to toe *gross*

[PaKi_PeRfEcTiOn]

i hate it whn they say Mate instead of a friend

and its COLOR UK ppl
ahh get it rite...
lol you say that shit because you've grown up around that bull shi*t..whats wrong with saying mate instead of friend?..just because you think somthing is said wrong doesnt make it wrong..Americans ruined the english language..and now your being taught that garbage so you think its the right way to speak it when really you have no idea how the REAL english is spoken.


just like all these ghetto "black" people are comming out with new slang and using it every day like its proper english..now when these people's kids grow up, they are gonna be taught the same way and are most likely gonna think its the proper way to speak english..but does it mean it really is? HELL NO.

same goes for you Americans..you think what you were taught is correct because thats all you know! you fawkers just dont know the truth behind it :no:


lol

[PaKi_PeRfEcTiOn]

shut it ape.
hahahahaha

[shmooks]

having your bones stick out is deff nasty tho...
top of tht being flat from head to toe *gross*
1. it depends on which bones.. cheekbones is good.. as are collarbones..and if youre hipbones are like, defined thats cool too. thats all of what i have that stick out. so its all good homez.

2. you havent seen me from head to toe so please do not assume as it only further projects your stupidity

[Dirac Brown]

:yes:

PS) yes..big ups to the country who enslaved our ppl!!! woo hoo!!
I'm glad you can save some time in your day then.

PS: My regards to the country which has practiced slavery, mass genocide and ecocide, from the 17th century onwards.

[King Ghidra]

It's Iraq not bloody I raq




Stupid american get something and change it to make it there own.......Like they won world war II by themselves :rolleyes:

[shmooks]

It's Irag not bloody I raq




Stupid american get something and change it to make it there own.......Like they won world war II by themselves :rolleyes:
:werd:

[SharpenedMango]

CHUP ur all pakis,
stop trying to pretend ur gorae
:p

[sexxichic2envy]

cow.
No, I'm more of a rat, thanks.

[sexxichic2envy]

lol you say that shit because you've grown up around that bull shi*t..whats wrong with saying mate instead of friend?..just because you think somthing is said wrong doesnt make it wrong..Americans ruined the english language..and now your being taught that garbage so you think its the right way to speak it when really you have no idea how the REAL english is spoken.


just like all these ghetto "black" people are comming out with new slang and using it every day like its proper english..now when these people's kids grow up, they are gonna be taught the same way and are most likely gonna think its the proper way to speak english..but does it mean it really is? HELL NO.

same goes for you Americans..you think what you were taught is correct because thats all you know! you fawkers just dont know the truth behind it :no:


lol


I like how u end everything with a smilie or a 'lol' to make the post seem less harsh

[sexxichic2envy]

as per usual america have to go and ruin everything.. our words make sense.. you lot just simplified them cos you're so dumb.. example.. you guys call a torch a flashlight.. wtf man.. and you call a kerb a sidewalk.. gayyyyyyy
If we wanted to simplify things....why would we call torch a flashlight... considering our version is longer.... :scratch:

[sexxichic2envy]

:no: this didnt incite enough desi hatred........... :no:

[SSSash]

Pffft fcuk both versions everyone knows New Zealanders speak the best English :cool:

[RacingSoul]

Pffft fcuk both versions everyone knows New Zealanders speak the best English :cool:

new zealanders speak english??? i thought they spoke the cattle language :razz:

[...Hero...]

No the US just made it gay..You don't even say words properly, eg tomatoes are not tomayyyyroes.

:rofl:

[...Hero...]

ENGLAND>U.S

[SSSash]

new zealanders speak english??? i thought they spoke the cattle language :razz:

Nope English.. even the sheep speak it.

[Chucky_666]

Listen..... our men don't wear pants (as in "trousers") so tight that it looks like they have a 24/7 boner.... so watch who u callin gay Vik!! :gay: :lol:


she got u there ...hehehe

[Fallen-Angel]

If we wanted to simplify things....why would we call torch a flashlight... considering our version is longer.... :scratch:

yeah but the actual word "flashlight" is simpler than "torch"
and the amreekans also say "cell phone" instead of mobile phone, and even the majority of cars are automatics, why? becasue its sooo much easier to drive than learning a manual.


oh and another one they say "drugstore" whilst we say Pharmacy

but if anyones REALLY interested or wants to see JUST how many differences there are check out this list

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_words_not_widely_used_in_the_Unit ed_Kingdom

and if your REALLY bored then heres a wiki article on why and how and all the tid bits like nouns n verbs n tenses.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_differences