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MissAdore
July 5th, 2006, 12:07 PM
ACURA
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AUDI
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

FORD
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
suga suga
July 5th, 2006, 12:10 PM
where's honda and bmw :hand:
RacingSoul
July 5th, 2006, 12:10 PM
GM - Gay Mansion

:gay:
RacingSoul
July 5th, 2006, 12:11 PM
where's honda and bmw :hand:

BMW - Booty Must-be White
4u2nvqt
July 5th, 2006, 12:21 PM
BMW - Booty Must-be White


bmw-black mans willie
RacingSoul
July 5th, 2006, 12:24 PM
bmw-black mans willie

:ugh2:
MissAdore
July 5th, 2006, 12:52 PM
BMW
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Brutal Money Waster
MissAdore
July 5th, 2006, 12:55 PM
HONDA
Had One, Never Do-that Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories

MAZDA
Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along

MERCEDES
Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

MITSUBISHI
Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete

VOLKSWAGEN
Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
Cunard
July 5th, 2006, 11:43 PM
fuckers u left out dodge :mad:
rated_R
July 7th, 2006, 11:45 AM
BMW
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Brutal Money Waster

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