Cheesemasters Vol. 3

[centoundici642]

...

[raja_jrps]

First Crayeux de Roncq

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164477&page=1&pp=25

post 6

not used at the best of times

dont hate me cos im beautiful

[raja_jrps]

interesting use of the phrase pops

this ones a long one

this guy had NO idea i was taking the piss the whole time
lol
please note the hair style and gel reference and my feeble attempt to inflate his head size so his hair ends up looking like a mullet

first post to read to get jist is 84, revert back to 83 and carry on


http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164327&page=4

worth a read id say ol bean

[King Ghidra]

Naive is a jackass...easy pickings..

[SharpenedMango]

Does Post 6 count???

im trying me best but i have so much to learn!
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164476

[King Ghidra]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5757231&posted=1#post5757231

In responce to dici.

[King Ghidra]

Okay like all my replies in here.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5757277&posted=1#post5757277

[King Ghidra]

Post 40.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5757263#post5757263

:lol: Good that is

[King Ghidra]

:no:

Learn from thee masters

"Waits for Mash or Ketamine Abuse to get online"
I'm warming up...i like the quick fire responces...

Just you wait until i'm hard boiled

[SSSash]

Aha reviving a past favourite.. Will defo boost uk morale :)

[King Ghidra]

I will contiune tomorrow.....farewell

[SSSash]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5757381&posted=1#post5757381

post 13

[SharpenedMango]

i would like to submit my entire thread
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5757594&posted=1#post5757594

for consideration......
it is my greatest work yet
called Women of Rd....

[akuza]

j'adore fromage!

[akuza]

Post that New York - London link

PMSL.
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164507&page=1&pp=25

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164508

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5757793&posted=1#post5757793

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164506 #20

[punjabipride04]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164501&page=4&pp=25

Awww got to be so mean can i not just say the whole thread is a lump of mouldy cheese??

ok no.78 and no.82

But all in all I think this SharpenedMango Was Maybe a Lump of shitty cheese in it's past life?...:think: :yes: Indeed!

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164513 #2

[SharpenedMango]

Ok my women of RD thread is over
115 posts of sheer double entendres
and omg,
most fell for it,
except the really cute ones
:love:

[punjabipride04]

Ok my women of RD thread is over
115 posts of sheer double entendres
and omg,
most fell for it,
except the really cute ones
:love:
DUDE DID YOU KNOW ..THAT YOUR JUST A LOOSER! :hand:

[akuza]

JUST STUPID :no:

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164460 #4

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5758046&posted=1#post5758046

51.
:rofl:

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5758061&posted=1#post5758061 #6

[Princess_Ligi]

LOL its the band of coat goondahs.

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164491 #15 :no:

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5758175&posted=1#post5758175 :no: :no: :no:

[ElDiablo]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=5758203&postcount=128

wasnt even funny but i just want to post in this thread

[chIllmatic82]

:lol: u filthy buggers :no:

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5760948#post5760948

Post #20 :lol:

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5760967&posted=1#post5760967

Post #8

EDIT: The response.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=5760975&postcount=11

:rofl:

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5760992&posted=1#post5760992

Post #22

Remember, the title of the thread is "This girl is cute but rofl...".

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5761023&posted=1#post5761023

Post #22

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5761063&posted=1#post5761063

Post#8

Perhaps my best one yet? :rofl: Well I liked it.

[twisted_heat]

Last one before breakfast;

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5761120&posted=1#post5761120

Post #17

[zai_alam]

thread: what race do you get mistaken for?

post 30.
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5761153&posted=1#post5761153


:dunno:

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5761489&posted=1#post5761489

Post #7

I hope I'm doing these right, otherwise I'd just look so stupid. :gay:

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5761528&posted=1#post5761528

Post #14

:werd:age.

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5762264&posted=1#post5762264

#18

[raja_jrps]

slow down chaps
im running low on battery

[CantThinkOfAName]

Fellow UK posters - I call you to my court of law.

Now - the ol' folks are very much aware of the cheese we inflicted upon the throws of General Chat with our own brand of British humour, always ending in our patented

"I'll get me coat :-|"

Prime insitgators of cheese -

HurryPunther
Mash007
Centoundici642
Ketamine-Abuse
El-Diablo
Zai_Alam

Now, for an example so you cretins know what I speak of

A thread about visual problems was made, needing glasses and all that Jazz"

A girl wrote "Haha shamez, u need specz, ur ugly az it iz"

Hurry's reply

" :no: Eye reckon these jokes will get cornea and cornea



:-|


I'll get me coat"

Just post the thread and post number of where you inflicted cheese upon, and we'll have a jolly good laugh at the expense of the yanks.

No place should be left untouched, even Serious Discussions.

The e-reaction of some of them - priceless

Let round three commence.

:salut:

[CantThinkOfAName]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5762453&posted=1#post5762453
21

its my first time be gentle

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5762576&posted=1#post5762576 #2

[zai_alam]

post 35.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5763294&posted=1#post5763294

http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/5346/mutley9ch.gif

[zai_alam]

thread: I'm a regular poster now.

post 3.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5763370&posted=1#post5763370

[akuza]

thread: I'm a regular poster now.

post 3.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5763370&posted=1#post5763370
oh malai :roflbow:

[zai_alam]

oh malai :roflbow:

check my previous mozzarella assault :lol:

i'm getting back into the groove yo!

[akuza]

check my previous mozzarella assault :lol:

i'm getting back into the groove yo!
windin' yo body? wigglin yo belly?

[zai_alam]

windin' yo body? wigglin yo belly?

and clenching my butt.

i'm gonna release an exercise dvd specializing in ass toning. i'm going to call the dvd 'muscle butt exercise part 1' (for the left cheek).

[zai_alam]

post. 35, 41 & 57

thread: why are lighter desis so defensive?


http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5763519&posted=1#post5763519


I love it when americans and canadians react and just DON'T get it! :lol:

[akuza]

and clenching my butt.

i'm gonna release an exercise dvd specializing in ass toning. i'm going to call the dvd 'muscle butt exercise part 1' (for the left cheek).
man me and j.r were gonna "hit you up starrr" in hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmveee
but on the sad news that you had departed vith them :( but i have that webdesign proposal for you still, whereby your talents are showcased in your own personalised website, free of charge of course :D

[zai_alam]

man me and j.r were gonna "hit you up starrr" in hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmveee
but on the sad news that you had departed vith them :( but i have that webdesign proposal for you still, whereby your talents are showcased in your own personalised website, free of charge of course :D

Don't have much work but you can use what I've got at the mo (need to resize and upload a few other pieces). *cue shameless self promotion by zai...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/dinnayrufarore3d.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/dragonbunchzai.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/zaisleeveart.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/ganonbyzai02.jpg

[akuza]

mr malai ive had a breakthrough i shall pm you the details in due course, lets just say design compagny collaboration with a few other designer friends of mine

[zai_alam]

mr malai ive had a breakthrough i shall pm you the details in due course, lets just say design compagny collaboration with a few other designer friends of mine

sounds intriguing. you should ask night_fox and fade_to_black as well, I've noticed that those fuckers have exceptional talent.

[SharpenedMango]

post 76!!!!

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5764400&posted=1#post5764400

[bad_cheque]

This is so funny.

I'll get me coat :rolleyes:

[boredatwork]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164636

got what a waste of time to write that.

[twisted_heat]

I think this is my best work yet;

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5764830#post5764830

Post #20

Thread is about dreams/wishes.

I played on the word fantasize.

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5764850&posted=1#post5764850


youl know which post
LOL

[ElDiablo]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164636

got what a waste of time to write that.

:p nice

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5764949&posted=1#post5764949 #9

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5765299&posted=1#post5765299

Post #35

Snake says "Leave her the F alone"

I reply with "O, I C Y". :rofl:

:werd:

EDIT: :rofl: Quality!!

Snake replies with "Your point being"

My reply "Probably my toes. Or fingers. Some would say penis, but thats in the middle of the body, so can't really be a point."

:rofl:

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5766028&posted=1#post5766028

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5766423&posted=1#post5766423

Post #2

[King Ghidra]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5766617&posted=1#post5766617

Nothing special, Jew like my jokes.

[SharpenedMango]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164636

got what a waste of time to write that.


Quality,
funnay
AND
original
Null point!
:)

[ElDiablo]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=5766859&postcount=42

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5767948&posted=1#post5767948

[zai_alam]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5766423&posted=1#post5766423

Post #2

:lol:


I just had to hit that thread as well bro... post 62.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5768200&posted=1#post5768200

[twisted_heat]

:lol:


I just had to hit that thread as well bro... post 62.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5768200&posted=1#post5768200

:lol:

Brilliant. I think we should continue this for aslong as possible. It is quality, espeicially the reactions of our yank counterparts.

[zai_alam]

:lol:

Brilliant. I think we should continue this for aslong as possible. It is quality, espeicially the reactions of our yank counterparts.

Thats what it's all about I tells ye. Inflicting a particularly cringe-worthy joke is good, but getting a baffled reaction from the stupid yanks is icing on the motherfuckin' cake! :Pelvic2:

We REALLY need Hurry_Puther for this thread. He's the master of the fine art of cheese.

[CantThinkOfAName]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5768587&posted=1#post5768587 #32

lame i kno but it is nearly 1 in the morining

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5769135&posted=1#post5769135

Post #9

I put 20" rims on the escaladeeee!

[chIllmatic82]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=5768072&postcount=18

hidden messages :angel:

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showpost.php?p=5768072&postcount=18

hidden messages :angel:

C
O
A
T

[raja_jrps]

who started off this coat business?

[akuza]

who started off this coat business?
why the eye of the needle himself the threadcreator :)

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5769984&posted=1#post5769984

[boredatwork]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5772896#post5772896

looked a little strange

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5773772#post5773772

65 i think
akuza seen it already

[MolviCorleone]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=2680&page=445&pp=25

post number 11118

:salut:

[boredatwork]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5777135&posted=1#post5777135

Newbies are so easy. Post 38, although the whole tread is a bit of wind up.

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164867&page=2&pp=25
#47

[CantThinkOfAName]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5778585#post5778585 #97

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164950

#9

[El_Diablo]

Fellow UK posters - I call you to my court of law.

Now - the ol' folks are very much aware of the cheese we inflicted upon the throws of General Chat with our own brand of British humour, always ending in our patented

"I'll get me coat :-|"

Prime insitgators of cheese -

HurryPunther
Mash007
Centoundici642
Ketamine-Abuse
El-Diablo
Zai_Alam

Now, for an example so you cretins know what I speak of

A thread about visual problems was made, needing glasses and all that Jazz"

A girl wrote "Haha shamez, u need specz, ur ugly az it iz"

Hurry's reply

" :no: Eye reckon these jokes will get cornea and cornea



:-|


I'll get me coat"

Just post the thread and post number of where you inflicted cheese upon, and we'll have a jolly good laugh at the expense of the yanks.

No place should be left untouched, even Serious Discussions.

The e-reaction of some of them - priceless

Let round three commence.

Well, well, THEE thread is back!

Ok now, I demand you remove the hyphen from El-Diablo!

And, here is my re-initiation post.

#8.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5778792#post5778792

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5780736&posted=1#post5780736

11

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=165002
6

i think 7 was hilarious too
lol

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5786891&posted=1#post5786891

41 and 43?

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=165161

Lol.

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=165161

Lol.

i had an incling u were gonna do that

[akuza]

we are running out of cheese!

[raja_jrps]

its cos batty "old" members stop noobies from making pathetic threads for cheese producing reasons.

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5789416&posted=1#post5789416

7


where is our fearless leader :(

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=165207 #3

:no: lucking into british vivaciousness :no:

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5790981&posted=1#post5790981

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5791154&posted=1#post5791154

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5790913&posted=1#post5790913

*Returns and drops previously depleted stocks of cheese*

dude,
that stunk like stilton

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5791583&posted=1#post5791583

13

fuck ive never been ignored that badly before :lol:

i bet my rating goes down now
whore

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5796247#post5796247

[raja_jrps]

surely enuff it did
from 8.3 -7.2
lol
losers
pop
where are u?

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5799424#post5799424
ok this is a good one
shit forgotten post no

[King Ghidra]

I've done a few today, but i haven't reported them :|

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5799484#post5799484
31 and 24
repeat thread


king G. not impressed

[King Ghidra]

I can go look back for them...

I've labelled most of them with coat.

[raja_jrps]

whos rj j?

[King Ghidra]

whos rj j?

Roj jones Jr...R.J's favourite boxer...it's his lover...all the posters he owns has holes in the mouth region.

[akuza]

lol girda the sig priwledges are gonna go :no:

[raja_jrps]

Roj jones Jr...R.J's favourite boxer...it's his lover...all the posters he owns has holes in the mouth region.

:lol:

did he use "whitetack" to stick em up?

[King Ghidra]

:lol:

did he use "whitetack" to stick em up?

I think they are what he sleeps on.....:ugh:

[raja_jrps]

has he got mirrors on his cieling too?

[King Ghidra]

has he got mirrors on his cieling too?
don't we all.......:|

[R.J]

don't we all.......:|

Looks like the "no mas" sig is returning.......... :neutral:

[raja_jrps]

Looks like the "no mas" sig is returning.......... :neutral:
whats that dude saying in ur sig
"voice"?

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5808858&posted=1#post5808858


three in a row

[R.J]

Post 60...... :ugh:

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5811388&posted=1#post5811388

[King Ghidra]

Post 38

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=165709&page=2

:geek:

[raja_jrps]

Post 38

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=165709&page=2

:geek:

quality

[twisted_heat]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5816491&posted=1#post5816491

#3

[akuza]

cheese dead?

[raja_jrps]

chedders looking like blue cheese now.
fungus n shit

[King Ghidra]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=165855

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5832343&posted=1#post5832343

[CantThinkOfAName]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5835591&posted=1#post5835591

wots happened to all the cheese?
we need sum wensleydale

[raja_jrps]

we need some feedback on each persons comments.

[dr0pitlikeitzh0t]

interesting use of the phrase pops

this ones a long one

this guy had NO idea i was taking the piss the whole time
lol
please note the hair style and gel reference and my feeble attempt to inflate his head size so his hair ends up looking like a mullet

first post to read to get jist is 84, revert back to 83 and carry on


http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=164327&page=4

worth a read id say ol bean
:rofl:

I'll continue reading this thread later.

[akuza]

we need some feedback on each persons comments.
lol that will kill the time :kekeke: hahaha

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5837018#post5837018
post 31

[raja_jrps]

:rofl:

I'll continue reading this thread later.


hope u like it. my personal fav is 94

[raja_jrps]

some good baby bel wasted on this shireen bird

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5837339&posted=1#post5837339

[punjabipride04]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5840989&posted=1#post5840989

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5841159&posted=1#post5841159
post 19
this ones worth a giggle
come aaaaaaaaaaaawn

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5840989&posted=1#post5840989

didnt get it o wise one from the heavans above

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5841727&posted=1#post5841727

57 n 61 n 63..
phew
i need to get a coat hanger

[punjabipride04]

didnt get it o wise one from the heavans above
Can u teach me please or wise from from below?

Ok if that sounds off key then so be it but teach me :(..

Im special too :D

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5844216&posted=1#post5844216

[King Ghidra]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5844216&posted=1#post5844216

HA the reply make it...stupid people

[raja_jrps]

Can u teach me please or wise from from below?

Ok if that sounds off key then so be it but teach me :(..

Im special too :D


im not being understand
:(

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5846016#post5846016
post 20
i dont think anyone got it

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5846289&posted=1#post5846289

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5846289&posted=1#post5846289

thats terrible
:no:

[akuza]

thats terrible
:no:
tu chupkar

dont make me http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/SameerMalik/oo2o.gif

[raja_jrps]

tu chupkar

dont make me http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/SameerMalik/oo2o.gif



teri maa ko... :mad:




























































namaste karoon! :ugh2:

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=166498&page=3 #57

[punjabipride04]

im not being understand
:(

:no: you wasn't in the personality thread thingy :mrhappy: how much e-money do you need dude :squint:

[raja_jrps]

:no: you wasn't in the personality thread thingy :mrhappy: how much e-money do you need dude :squint:


i just wanna be loved :(

[punjabipride04]

i just wanna be loved :(
blackstreet(8)Money can't buy me love... :giggle:

:hug: :mrhappy:

[raja_jrps]

blackstreet(8)Money can't buy me love... :giggle:

:hug: :mrhappy:

quit playng games with my heart.. with my heart :(
bAckstreet boys

[punjabipride04]

quit playng games with my heart.. with my heart :(
bAckstreet boys
It's only words....and words are all i have..

Boyzone

[raja_jrps]

im not sure what this game is.. :hyper:

aaja meri gadi main baith ja?

rishi kapoor

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5856684#post5856684


LLLOL
this ones class
if i do say so myself

post 24 28

[King Ghidra]

272 :ashamed:

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5856912&posted=1#post5856912

[raja_jrps]

272 :ashamed:

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5856912&posted=1#post5856912

:no:

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=166861
15

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5861124#post5861124

89

unnoticed GOOD cheese!!

[raja_jrps]

i miss punjabipride04 :(

[punjabipride04]

i miss punjabipride04 :(
you called?

JEllo!

how ju be maaaayn... lol hows the spammagonia going?

:D

[punjabipride04]

don't speak ..i know just what your saying...so please stop explaining...don't tell me coz it hurts..

[King Ghidra]

Pun-tastic

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=167251&page=3

page 3 sorry......... :neutral:

[raja_jrps]

you called?

JEllo!

how ju be maaaayn... lol hows the spammagonia going?

:D
:hyper:

not too goodage

[raja_jrps]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5877147&posted=1#post5877147
crap

[akuza]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?p=5907767#post5907767

[CantThinkOfAName]

We need volume 4!