have you ever........

[akuza]

jumped into a rock pool?
punched a person in the face?
ran down the street nekkid?
made a pretend call to get out of talking to someone you know?
cut a person out of your life?
draw on someone's face while they are sleeping?
bitten off more than you can chew?
let a friend poop in your hat?
gone up to a random girl/guy and said "you look like shit"?
has the above happened to you?
you jumped of a bunk bed and only broken one ankle?
bet that if your friends football team won in a match against your team that you'd wear a tutu?
seen the donkeyboy?

more questions added quand je think of them

[MissAdore]

cut a person out of your life?
draw on someone's face while they are sleeping?
bitten off more than you can chew?
gone up to a random girl/guy and said "you look like shit"?
:yes:

[akuza]

:yes:
ahh the good ones eh?

so what did you draw on someone's face?

[akuza]

donkey boy >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xHn3cTTjkk&search=scrubs%20donkey%20boy

[MissAdore]

ahh the good ones eh?

so what did you draw on someone's face?
guy: unibrow, eyeliner, hearts
girl: moustache, "I'm Stupid" on forehead

[MissAdore]

donkey boy >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xHn3cTTjkk&search=scrubs%20donkey%20boy
:neutral: i like the carrot that the donkeyboy was eating

[akuza]

guy: unibrow, eyeliner, hearts
girl: moustache, "I'm Stupid" on forehead:rofl: please dont put eyeliner on me :neutral:
hahaahha girl with moustache now thats hot!:ugh:

[akuza]

:neutral: i like the carrot that the donkeyboy was eating
its just a carrot :neutral:
this new font colour you ahve is nice and orange too well its gold but can be classified as orange

[MissAdore]

:rofl: please dont put eyeliner on me :neutral:
hahaahha girl with moustache now thats hot!:ugh:
go find a girl who doesn't have her upper lip waxed :p

[MissAdore]

its just a carrot :neutral:
this new font colour you ahve is nice and orange too well its gold but can be classified as orange
this font is called Dark Orange

[akuza]

go find a girl who doesn't have her upper lip waxed :p
ahh so does that mean you vax your upper lip?
and good i prefer dark orange!

[MissAdore]

ahh so does that mean you vax your upper lip?
and good i prefer dark orange!
not yet.. i don't wanna start waxing my upper lip till i turn umm 22 maybe? vanity is such a pain in the arse

[akuza]

not yet.. i don't wanna start waxing my upper lip till i turn umm 22 maybe? vanity is such a pain in the arse
YOU are vain? thats unpossible
ahh 21/f/germany? france? you sound european

[SSSash]

i've done these ones..

punched a person in the face
made a pretend call to get out of talking to someone you know
cut a person out of your life

so...

have u ever farted so loud/hard ur arse hurt afterwards?

[akuza]

i've done these ones..

punched a person in the face
made a pretend call to get out of talking to someone you know
cut a person out of your life

so...

have u ever farted so loud/hard ur arse hurt afterwards?
:rofl: you know the answer to that man ......................and id do it again if i had the chance just to relive the memories
man crouch robot = genius :roflbow:

[SSSash]

:rofl: you know the answer to that man ......................and id do it again if i had the chance just to relive the memories
man crouch robot = genius :roflbow:

haha yeh someone makes em on soasians so i nicked it lol.. he had a class game his touches were excellent..

k so we're 1-1 on the fart thing.. how about

hav u ever laughed so hard u thought u stopped breathing/passed out?

[akuza]

haha yeh someone makes em on soasians so i nicked it lol.. he had a class game his touches were excellent..

k so we're 1-1 on the fart thing.. how about

hav u ever laughed so hard u thought u stopped breathing/passed out?
ahh not that far i went to the brink where it feels like you are being eaten from the inside but never passed out

what about, have you ever been chatted up by some random hot chinese chick on a bus?

[SSSash]

ahh not that far i went to the brink where it feels like you are being eaten from the inside but never passed out

what about, have you ever been chatted up by some random hot chinese chick on a bus?

well she was malaysian and she was chattin me up .. close enough no :rofl:

u ever thrown up on someone (besides all over the uncles and aunties wen u wer a baby)

[akuza]

well she was malaysian and she was chattin me up .. close enough no :rofl:

u ever thrown up on someone (besides all over the uncles and aunties wen u wer a baby)
:rofl: ahaha any oriental will do

ahaha many times man, alton towers, not the rollercoasters and shit they wre fine, but the tea cup ride :no: man my mate phil :no: the white guy turned brown lets just say that


have you ever taken the piss out of a mate in front of his girlfriend? :rofl:

[SSSash]

^ haha he turned brown :rofl: classic .. those tea cups can be a bitch actually..

lol yeah its great totally rip em when they tryin to impress ther gf... make stuff up like "u remember that time wen u shat ur pants on the school bus! bloody stunk the place up.. it was a code red moment!"

have u ever walked out in the middle of a film at the cinema?

[akuza]

^ haha he turned brown :rofl: classic .. those tea cups can be a bitch actually..

lol yeah its great totally rip em when they tryin to impress ther gf... make stuff up like "u remember that time wen u shat ur pants on the school bus! bloody stunk the place up.. it was a code red moment!"

have u ever walked out in the middle of a film at the cinema?
no but i burped really loud in this girl "who thought she was fit"'s face ahh and one time a moment that happened in the old lecister square odeon, some cheef 6 year old boy told me to be quiet mother focker! :no:

have you ever made an order of loads of pizzas for someone who did something bad to you?

[SSSash]

have you ever made an order of loads of pizzas for someone who did something bad to you?

haha no aint tried that .. wudv been a right gutter for the person who got sent the pizza tho lol.. i wudv put proper rubbish toppings on it like ginger or something yeuk! or i dunno red onions

hav u ever hit someone in a costume? i dunno why i always do it i feel its more acceptable because ther wearing a costume

[akuza]

haha no aint tried that .. wudv been a right gutter for the person who got sent the pizza tho lol.. i wudv put proper rubbish toppings on it like ginger or something yeuk! or i dunno red onions

hav u ever hit someone in a costume? i dunno why i always do it i feel its more acceptable because ther wearing a costume
:rofl:

ahh i tripped up the guy giving the big issue to people does that count?


have you ever thought about doing a tv marathon,for charity?

[MissAdore]

YOU are vain? thats unpossible
ahh 21/f/germany? france? you sound european
is unpossible a word?
i'm mixed breed.. not any of that english shtuff.. pure desi

[SSSash]

^ haww lol thats pretty bad man.. what made u do that?! once i saw this guy selling big issues in durham so i went up next to him pulled out a tissue n started going "big tissue please!" :rofl:

haha i thought about it but decided to do what was logical.. which is anything other than that lol..

have u ever been on tv? i was on about 10 years ago for canada day in ottawa.. lol i had a canadian flag in my hand :no:

[akuza]

is unpossible a word?
i'm mixed breed.. not any of that english shtuff.. pure desi
ahh comme moi

unpossible (borrows from ralph from the simpson's wocab book)

im a hybrid mix too

im a maurikenybrit

[MissAdore]

ahh comme moi

unpossible (borrows from ralph from the simpson's wocab book)

im a hybrid mix too

im a maurikenybrit
i'm a paki and indian

[akuza]

i'm a paki and indian
:D the greatest of breeds :D

well for me its 25% kenyan
25% maruitian
5% italian
45% british :D

[akuza]

^ haww lol thats pretty bad man.. what made u do that?! once i saw this guy selling big issues in durham so i went up next to him pulled out a tissue n started going "big tissue please!" :rofl:

haha i thought about it but decided to do what was logical.. which is anything other than that lol..

have u ever been on tv? i was on about 10 years ago for canada day in ottawa.. lol i had a canadian flag in my hand :no:
:rofl: the kid sash :rofl: hahaahahhaha did you have the bowl chop hair do, put a bowl on top and cut around it?

i think i might have been i dunno if not its all better for when i put my wedding on raj tv :rofl: :roflbow: :no:

have you ever thought that there are mind controlling invisible pills within the air that promote sexual arousal towards alessandra ambrosio?

[MissAdore]

:D the greatest of breeds :D

well for me its 25% kenyan
25% maruitian
5% italian
45% british :D
how'd you figure out all those percentages :sarb:

[SSSash]

:rofl: the kid sash :rofl: hahaahahhaha did you have the bowl chop hair do, put a bowl on top and cut around it?

i think i might have been i dunno if not its all better for when i put my wedding on raj tv :rofl: :roflbow: :no:

have you ever thought that there are mind controlling invisible pills within the air that promote sexual arousal towards alessandra ambrosio?

loll i can imagine u on that sitting ther during the ceremony sweating while the wedding camerman and his torch-light apprentice record ur every move :rofl:

come to think of it that bird is fit!

u ever ate something that had more than four legs?

[akuza]

how'd you figure out all those percentages :sarb:someone did them for me my maths is shite :o

[MissAdore]

someone did them for me my maths is shite :o
you're not the only one :Oops:

[akuza]

loll i can imagine u on that sitting ther during the ceremony sweating while the wedding camerman and his torch-light apprentice record ur every move :rofl:

come to think of it that bird is fit!

u ever ate something that had more than four legs?
:rofl: ishmile for the kumra please groom ishmile!

hhahaha the apprentice always ALWAYS has to say, "you did a great job here, we will be going to the CUTTING ROOM (by which the guy means, his basement) for editing"

yeah an irregular porcupine in the foothils of dasvydoba

have you ever thought about running your own brothel?

[akuza]

you're not the only one :Oops:
:hug: MATHS DYSLEXIACS ROOOOOLE!

[MissAdore]

:hug: MATHS DYSLEXIACS ROOOOOLE!
:giggle: true true

[akuza]

:giggle: true true
im only joking :neutral: its a serious ishaju! :squint:

oh my name is john obi mikel btw incase you were wondering :)

[SSSash]

yeah an irregular porcupine in the foothils of dasvydoba

have you ever thought about running your own brothel?

that sounds like something they wud say on the might boosh :rofl:

i have many a time.. location is the problem.. i can see a banana hut in the outskirts of rio as the ideal spot for horny tourists lookin for more bang for their real (as in ther currency)

have u ever fcuked up so badly at something in front of loadsv of ppl?

[MissAdore]

im only joking :neutral: its a serious ishaju! :squint:

oh my name is john obi mikel btw incase you were wondering :)
are you going to give me your name and number next? :sarb:

[akuza]

that sounds like something they wud say on the might boosh :rofl:

i have many a time.. location is the problem.. i can see a banana hut in the outskirts of rio as the ideal spot for horny tourists lookin for more bang for their real (as in ther currency)

have u ever fcuked up so badly at something in front of loadsv of ppl?
:rofl: get some beach arses and just you know let them girate while we get people with cul de sac hair cuts, and glasses and tempt them with the giration
thats ingenius

one time, went to collect a school award, and shook hands with an mp then the second mp wouldnt let go of my hand, "you should be proud yada yada yada" in the mean time like a traffic jam, like 10 people are pushing me tog et off the stage, so pull my hand away and jump of the stage and run through the audience, I was 5 at the time :neutral:

have you ever contemplated a white girl?

[akuza]

are you going to give me your name and number next? :sarb:
lady please :hand: i have already pm'd you that shit, PSYCHE ahh saved by the bell was brilliant :D

[MissAdore]

lady please :hand: i have already pm'd you that shit, PSYCHE ahh saved by the bell was brilliant :D
:giggle:

[SSSash]

:rofl: get some beach arses and just you know let them girate while we get people with cul de sac hair cuts, and glasses and tempt them with the giration
thats ingenius

one time, went to collect a school award, and shook hands with an mp then the second mp wouldnt let go of my hand, "you should be proud yada yada yada" in the mean time like a traffic jam, like 10 people are pushing me tog et off the stage, so pull my hand away and jump of the stage and run through the audience, I was 5 at the time :neutral:

have you ever contemplated a white girl?

yeh that sounds like an ingenius plan! write it down!

lol not so bad cos u wer 5 tho.. maybe the guy was a pedo :rofl:

mate i live in newcastle... i've been past the contemplation stage many a time ! firstly thers only gorees here (apart frm at my uni) .. and secondly its the easiest place to pull !

u ever hurt someone with kitchen cutlery?

[akuza]

:giggle:
lol dont make me do it for real because i will :neutral:

[akuza]

yeh that sounds like an ingenius plan! write it down!

lol not so bad cos u wer 5 tho.. maybe the guy was a pedo :rofl:

mate i live in newcastle... i've been past the contemplation stage many a time ! firstly thers only gorees here (apart frm at my uni) .. and secondly its the easiest place to pull !

u ever hurt someone with kitchen cutlery?
:rofl: how long have you got?
butter knife - cousin
fork - niece
roast chicken cutting thing - cat

:no:
just me and cutlery no no, but im not that bad that i have to eat my food avec mon hands like in the motherlands << not the s there are more than uno motherland

have you ever ridden a donkey?

[sweetest_sin]

hey hey hey hey

[akuza]

hey hey hey hey
finally you get in here :rolleyes:

[SSSash]

:rofl: how long have you got?
butter knife - cousin
fork - niece
roast chicken cutting thing - cat

:no:
just me and cutlery no no, but im not that bad that i have to eat my food avec mon hands like in the motherlands << not the s there are more than uno motherland

have you ever ridden a donkey?

shit man motherlands plural.. u motherland whore! :rofl:#

i have ridden a donkey .. in blackpool i recall.. had a swell time.. my bro was scared of them tho he cried like an owenerless gimp

u ever take a dump that occupied more than a few hours of ur time?

[akuza]

shit man motherlands plural.. u motherland whore! :rofl:#

i have ridden a donkey .. in blackpool i recall.. had a swell time.. my bro was scared of them tho he cried like an owenerless gimp

u ever take a dump that occupied more than a few hours of ur time?
:rofl: gimp wintage word
me and my fatarse sisterwent on one in mauritius she was screaming the whole time :no:

lol my dumps take no longer than an hour if im fucked up, stomachily unless its some vindaloo/horse radish shit then occupado for a longarse time


have you bought something you wanted for someone else, then stolen that thing and replaced it with some old shit?

[sweetest_sin]

finally you get in here :rolleyes:
:D :D

[akuza]

:D :D
:kiss: you are so sveet

[sweetest_sin]

:kiss: you are so sveet
:love:

[akuza]

:love:
:cuddle::kiss::hug:

[sweetest_sin]

:cuddle::kiss::hug:
i'm so sick :(

[akuza]

i'm so sick :(
whats wrongy sveety?

[sweetest_sin]

whats wrongy sveety?
my throat is all sore

[akuza]

my throat is all sore
cough drops?

need me to sing and cheer you up?

[MissAdore]

lol dont make me do it for real because i will :neutral:
:gay: no you wouldn't.. i don't believe you

[LaBelleSeynorita]

jumped into a rock pool?
punched a person in the face?
made a pretend call to get out of talking to someone you know?
cut a person out of your life?
draw on someone's face while they are sleeping?
bitten off more than you can chew?
you jumped of a bunk bed and only broken one ankle?(actualy i was completely safe:D)

[akuza]

jumped into a rock pool?
punched a person in the face?
made a pretend call to get out of talking to someone you know?
cut a person out of your life?
draw on someone's face while they are sleeping?
bitten off more than you can chew?
you jumped of a bunk bed and only broken one ankle?(actualy i was completely safe:D)
i refuse to believe the last one, you must have broken SOMETHING!

[punjabipride04]

I've fallen in2 a pond b4..hmm :no:

[akuza]

I've fallen in2 a pond b4..hmm :no:
:D if it was shallow :hand: ill delve deeper into something else

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

punched a person in the face?
made a pretend call to get out of talking to someone you know?
cut a person out of your life?

happend...

[punjabipride04]

:D if it was shallow :hand: ill delve deeper into something else
Yup it was shallow...and it was when i was 5-6 or something..but still not a nice experience.. :(

[akuza]

Yup it was shallow...and it was when i was 5-6 or something..but still not a nice experience.. :(
ahh we usedto pon da rythm :no: with our pond basically we got rid of it and when i fell in it was like a mine shaft from lost or something :no

[punjabipride04]

ahh we usedto pon da rythm :no: with our pond basically we got rid of it and when i fell in it was like a mine shaft from lost or something :no

rofl..no more t.v for you Mr..lol

[akuza]

rofl..no more t.v for you Mr..lol
im poor :( i have no tv i have motion picture box :)

[punjabipride04]

im poor :( i have no tv i have motion picture box :)

You could always go catcha late night movie..

You know what i think the US>UK...those open movie screens...you know the ones in movies..the ones you drive up to outside..they are really cool! grr..
Hmm

[akuza]

You could always go catcha late night movie..

You know what i think the US>UK...those open movie screens...you know the ones in movies..the ones you drive up to outside..they are really cool! grr..
Hmm
ummmmmmmmmmmmm no i dont know
drive-ins?

lol you just need to tie your hair in a hairnet and sing grease lightnin' and we're all set toots

[Fancy-Diamond]

jumped into a rock pool?
punched a person in the face?
ran down the street nekkid?
made a pretend call to get out of talking to someone you know?
cut a person out of your life?
draw on someone's face while they are sleeping?
bitten off more than you can chew?
let a friend poop in your hat?
gone up to a random girl/guy and said "you look like shit"?
has the above happened to you?
you jumped of a bunk bed and only broken one ankle?
bet that if your friends football team won in a match against your team that you'd wear a tutu?
seen the donkeyboy?

more questions added quand je think of them

I've done none of those :dunno:

[akuza]

I've done none of those :dunno:
why not?

[Fancy-Diamond]

why not?

Why should i? :rolleyes:
Stoopid ppl do things like this.

[akuza]

Why should i? :rolleyes:
Stoopid ppl do things like this.
:(:(:(
you =
ishtoopid

:(

[Fancy-Diamond]

:(:(:(
you =
ishtoopid

:(

You are.
Your the stoopidist person i know.

[RockinHarlot]

jumped into a rock pool? ouch no
punched a person in the face? does slapping count?
ran down the street nekkid? no.
made a pretend call to get out of talking to someone you know? yea
cut a person out of your life? yea
draw on someone's face while they are sleeping? yea
bitten off more than you can chew? hellz yea
let a friend poop in your hat? ofcourse
gone up to a random girl/guy and said "you look like shit"? no not yet
has the above happened to you? every day ov my life
you jumped of a bunk bed and only broken one ankle? no. i broke both.
bet that if your friends football team won in a match against your team that you'd wear a tutu? football iz gay. my skool neva wins
seen the donkeyboy? yea.