So I was on the Piccadilly Line...

[twisted_heat]

So I was on the piccadilly line about an hour ago coming back from Oxford Circus.
Anyways, there were these 3 cute chicks sitting opposite me. Train was pretty packed but around Finsbury Park it emptied out.

So they were sitting there talking, and I overhear one of the girls saying shes going to a funeral. So I listen in, and this is the story;

This girl she knows swallowed 4 packets of paracetemol, she bought them from Tesco and apparantly you are only allowed to sell 1 pack per person or something?
So she swallows 'em, and her mum finds her and takes her to the hospital and at the hospital the girl is saying "I don't want to die" etc etc. Anyways, she dies. At this point I'm feeling sad for this dead chick.

So then one of the other girls asks "Howcomes she did it?", and the girl telling the story says " 'cause her boyfriend dumped her". The girl asking the question got some grin on her face, like she wanted to laugh. And this set me off!

At first I was holding it in, like a little grin that wouldn't go away. Then I let out one laugh. Then another. Finally, I was finished. I burst out laughing soooo hard that half the carriage could hear me. My eyes were watering, my face was all red, I was having difficulty breathing.

I had to get off at the next stop out of sheer embaressment.

Ahh, tales of London Underground.

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First,

[Adnan786]

I once farted on the underground :neutral: true!

[Fallen-Angel]

So I was on the piccadilly line about an hour ago coming back from Oxford Circus.
Anyways, there were these 3 cute chicks sitting opposite me. Train was pretty packed but around Finsbury Park it emptied out.

So they were sitting there talking, and I overhear one of the girls saying shes going to a funeral. So I listen in, and this is the story;

This girl she knows swallowed 4 packets of paracetemol, she bought them from Tesco and apparantly you are only allowed to sell 1 pack per person or something?
So she swallows 'em, and her mum finds her and takes her to the hospital and at the hospital the girl is saying "I don't want to die" etc etc. Anyways, she dies. At this point I'm feeling sad for this dead chick.

So then one of the other girls asks "Howcomes she did it?", and the girl telling the story says " 'cause her boyfriend dumped her". The girl asking the question got some grin on her face, like she wanted to laugh. And this set me off!

At first I was holding it in, like a little grin that wouldn't go away. Then I let out one laugh. Then another. Finally, I was finished. I burst out laughing soooo hard that half the carriage could hear me. My eyes were watering, my face was all red, I was having difficulty breathing.

I had to get off at the next stop out of sheer embaressment.

Ahh, tales of London Underground.

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First,

i was on the picidily line too about 2 hrs ago, nothing exciting happened.
One time though i was trying ot walk past some people and the train jerked which made my bag swing and i smacked this dude in the face with my bag, and i was like "im so sorry!"
but everywas liek laughing and he looked like he wanted to kill me so i got off at the next stop which was knightsbridge

[twisted_heat]

i was on the picidily line too about 2 hrs ago, nothing exciting happened.
One time though i was trying ot walk past some people and the train jerked which made my bag swing and i smacked this dude in the face with my bag, and i was like "im so sorry!"
but everywas liek laughing and he looked like he wanted to kill me so i got off at the next stop which was knightsbridge

:rofl:

That guy must of felt like he recieved some serious pwnership. :salut:

[ViGiLaNtE-X]

i once got some1s number but wrote it on a £5 note
ended up spending it at finsbury park.
i know sound wierd, stupid, unbelievable but its true

[paki_Faz]

am always on da underground goin uni or sumfin,

a while back was goin to the london eye wiv mates as we got free tickets on the way, der was dis fine chick in front of me and she knew i was checkin her out and out of no where she just bends over infront of me and everyone is lookin at us as it seems like i am hittin it and it didnt help dat da train was shakin (altho was makin it look good lol)

[jus_me]

i knocked a policeman over at paddington station with my bag..to be fair, he should have watched where he was going and he could have avoided the blood on his face had he put his hands out instead of keeping them stuck in his pockets.

[in*no*sense]

Oh boy..I have loads to tell.

The one that always makes me laugh:

One time me and my friends were on our way home from uni, they were kinda buzzing. One of my friends pointed to a gori and said "eh gundi laagdi aa!" - she looks dirty. The next thing you know, the gori turns around and says "actually i'm quite clean, thank you very much!" My friend denied that she was commenting on the gori and said "no not you, sorry! I was talking to my friend!"

That taught her not to speak in punjabi when trying to make a bad comment.

I was in hysterics once we got off at Paddington.

[ermsomething]

my mate was pissed and he took a leak on one of the seats, and some women came and sat on it lol, suprise surpise! lol

I once sent a kid on the wrong train at arnos grove, he prolly ended up in some next place, o well shit happens.

One of my mates (perverted) was runnin behind some buff girl and he tripped and head butted her arse, she gave him the most dirtiest look ever! its was too funny!

I puked on someones shoe and he poured cold water over me, (i was totally drunk)

[Adnan786]

There was this one time (near enough the time when camera phones were taking off) i did a bluetooth check on a packed train....anyways i picked a name at random and tried to send a file to it, just to see who that name belonged too.....upon realising whose screename it was i cancelled the file, went behind him and took a photo of him.....i then walked to a different part of the train, and sent him his own picture via bluetooth.....you should have seen the look on his mean, evil, angry paranoid face, it was priceless. I had to try to hard to avoid looking at him and laughing, as he frantically looked around, and had i made eye contact with him i dont think i would be sitting here typing right now lol.

[Adnan786]

I once needed to take a leak real bad and it was quite late at night so i unleashed it in a bottle....and at the right moment disposed of it from the window of the moving train. :no:

[punjabipride04]

By anychance have you got big ears :smile:

[Adnan786]

By anychance have you got big ears :smile:

Big ears? who?

[punjabipride04]

Big ears? who?
Twisted heat...not you...lol..*zooms in on picture*

I kid I kid..

[Adnan786]

Twisted heat...not you...lol..*zooms in on picture*

I kid I kid..

lol.... sorry i got it twisted

[punjabipride04]

lol.... sorry i got it twisted
No problemo...

Hmmm I was in London..last year...walking through the underground with a friend...and this random white dude(mixed a lil maybe ..)Turned around and gave us a real dirty look..

Then turned around again and said effing p***s :no:

[Adnan786]

No problemo...

Hmmm I was in London..last year...walking through the underground with a friend...and this random white dude(mixed a lil maybe ..)Turned around and gave us a real dirty look..

Then turned around again and said effing p***s :no:

Believe me, you get all sorts of weirdos on ther tube.... you sometimes get very intimidating people that walk up and down the trains talking to themselves very loudly, just waiting for someone to look at them to that they can lay into them.

[aniguchisan]

My most classic moment was one wet morning, a year back.

I was running late for school, so I enter the station, and see the Picadilly train with its doors open, and the last person jumping on board. I frantically run like a madman and cover this reasonably large distance in no time. Now I'm 20 feet from the first available door, and the 'closing signal' starts going off. Beep beep beep beep beep...nearly there, almost now, and wheee, I almost jump on!

Alrighty, now let's have a freezeframe at this point. I'm halfway into the train, my foot nearly touching the inside. I'm still running at full speed. I reckon that as soon as I hop on, I'm safe. Notice how it was a wet day. I land in the train. I expect to stop. I don't. Instead, at 8.25am on a weekday, I slide into a packed train at full speed. Before I know it, I knock over a lady. I literally slide tackle her off her feet, and she lands on my legs, and I'm on my back. The entire carriage gasps!

My butt takes the brunt of the slide, and it hurt quite a bit. Ignoring the pain, I jump onto my feet, and help up the lady. The woman's young daughter looks in horror and shock. I look in horror and shock. 85 other people try to glance at this unfortunate turn of events. I apologise profusely, and tell her I didn't mean it. She's angry and shocked, and asks me what my hurry was. I'm answerless...and kept saying sorry.

Thereafter, I just looked towards the window in shame and did NOT want to turn back. I was truly and utterly embarrassed.

What happened to me, should NOT happen to anyone else. It was insane, I tell ya!

[lovestick]

The one that stands out in my mind was when these fat American tourists (I'm American; they were fat by our standards, even) boarded the Central line at Covent Garden. Well, one of them let out the most disgusting fart I have ever smelt. Everyone at ground zero eventually recognized the pungent odor and the sheepish grin on the culprit's blushing face made identifying him an easy task. So at this point we're going through that awkward phase where you try to cover your nose but do so discreetly so as to not offend the farter. Anyway, so we're doing this, when another American in the carriage blurts out, "God, we're a disgrace!"

It was really funny.

[twisted_heat]

By anychance have you got big ears :smile:

Lol. Naw, the train had quite a few empty seats and they (like normal chicks) were talking pretty loud. The one on the left, was telling the story to the one on the right, over the chick in the middle.

So no, I'm not a nosey person. :squint:, they were just speaking far to loud. :p :p

[twisted_heat]

The one that stands out in my mind was when these fat American tourists (I'm American; they were fat by our standards, even) boarded the Central line at Covent Garden. Well, one of them let out the most disgusting fart I have ever smelt. Everyone at ground zero eventually recognized the pungent odor and the sheepish grin on the culprit's blushing face made identifying him an easy task. So at this point we're going through that awkward phase where you try to cover your nose but do so discreetly so as to not offend the farter. Anyway, so we're doing this, when another American in the carriage blurts out, "God, we're a disgrace!"

It was really funny.

:rofl:

:no: Americans!

I keed I keed.

[twisted_heat]

My most classic moment was one wet morning, a year back.

I was running late for school, so I enter the station, and see the Picadilly train with its doors open, and the last person jumping on board. I frantically run like a madman and cover this reasonably large distance in no time. Now I'm 20 feet from the first available door, and the 'closing signal' starts going off. Beep beep beep beep beep...nearly there, almost now, and wheee, I almost jump on!

Alrighty, now let's have a freezeframe at this point. I'm halfway into the train, my foot nearly touching the inside. I'm still running at full speed. I reckon that as soon as I hop on, I'm safe. Notice how it was a wet day. I land in the train. I expect to stop. I don't. Instead, at 8.25am on a weekday, I slide into a packed train at full speed. Before I know it, I knock over a lady. I literally slide tackle her off her feet, and she lands on my legs, and I'm on my back. The entire carriage gasps!

My butt takes the brunt of the slide, and it hurt quite a bit. Ignoring the pain, I jump onto my feet, and help up the lady. The woman's young daughter looks in horror and shock. I look in horror and shock. 85 other people try to glance at this unfortunate turn of events. I apologise profusely, and tell her I didn't mean it. She's angry and shocked, and asks me what my hurry was. I'm answerless...and kept saying sorry.

Thereafter, I just looked towards the window in shame and did NOT want to turn back. I was truly and utterly embarrassed.

What happened to me, should NOT happen to anyone else. It was insane, I tell ya!

:rofl: :rofl:

Oh man, rush hour incidents are the WORST. There is absolutely no where for you to turn, and no matter where you look, you can alway see someones eyes gazed up you. :Oops:

[aniguchisan]

:rofl: :rofl:

Oh man, rush hour incidents are the WORST. There is absolutely no where for you to turn, and no matter where you look, you can alway see someones eyes gazed up you. :Oops:

I swear. Never again.

[lovestick]

:rofl:

:no: Americans!

I keed I keed.

I didn't realize how much we stood out until I lived in London.

[aniguchisan]

I didn't realize how much we stood out until I lived in London.
Like a sore stick.

[Alright De$i]

That's not even a funny story. One's Death Is One's Laugh?

[paki_Faz]

Oh boy..I have loads to tell.

The one that always makes me laugh:

One time me and my friends were on our way home from uni, they were kinda buzzing. One of my friends pointed to a gori and said "eh gundi laagdi aa!" - she looks dirty. The next thing you know, the gori turns around and says "actually i'm quite clean, thank you very much!" My friend denied that she was commenting on the gori and said "no not you, sorry! I was talking to my friend!"

That taught her not to speak in punjabi when trying to make a bad comment.

I was in hysterics once we got off at Paddington.

:rofl:
my friend did dat bout sumone and they turned round and said in hindi "i kno hindi" and my mate just went :Oops: and she got of the train asap

[twisted_heat]

That's not even a funny story. One's Death Is One's Laugh?

Yes. Don't you remember the Nazis when they were laughing at the Jews? Its like that. :rolleyes:

[paki_Faz]

So I was on the piccadilly line about an hour ago coming back from Oxford Circus.
Anyways, there were these 3 cute chicks sitting opposite me. Train was pretty packed but around Finsbury Park it emptied out.


wht part of london u from? probly round woodgreen if u carried on piccadiilly line from finsbury park

[twisted_heat]

wht part of london u from? probly round woodgreen if u carried on piccadiilly line from finsbury park

I live like 2 minutes walk away from Arnos Grove Station.

[impactcrew]

Were the girls desi jailbaits?

[Fallen-Angel]

i saw a dude on the train today who was a carbon copy of hugh jackman and he was sitting opposite me and i kept trying to gawp at him without making it obvious
the whole way iw as like
"plz dont get off before me" and he got off one stop before mine :(

[paki_Faz]

i saw a dude on the train today who was a carbon copy of hugh jackman and he was sitting opposite me and i kept trying to gawp at him without making it obvious
the whole way iw as like
"plz dont get off before me" and he got off one stop before mine :(dat always appens

[Roshii]

I fell down :p and it was very crowded

[punjabipride04]

Lol. Naw, the train had quite a few empty seats and they (like normal chicks) were talking pretty loud. The one on the left, was telling the story to the one on the right, over the chick in the middle.

So no, I'm not a nosey person. :squint:, they were just speaking far to loud. :p :p

sure sure :p

[twisted_heat]

sure sure :p

Ok I lie. I just wanted to see if they would say anything about how cute I am :lol:, so I was listening very intently.

Regardless, the story was told fairly loud, anyone in their proximity could've heard what it was.

[punjabipride04]

Ok I lie. I just wanted to see if they would say anything about how cute I am :lol:, so I was listening very intently.

Regardless, the story was told fairly loud, anyone in their proximity could've heard what it was.
lol..

girls should talk more..reasonably quite... hmm They can be like fricking amplfiers sometimes :no: :slap: annoying lol...

[longjohnsilver]

my mate was pissed and he took a leak on one of the seats, and some women came and sat on it lol, suprise surpise! lol
I once sent a kid on the wrong train at arnos grove, he prolly ended up in some next place, o well shit happens.

One of my mates (perverted) was runnin behind some buff girl and he tripped and head butted her arse, she gave him the most dirtiest look ever! its was too funny!

I puked on someones shoe and he poured cold water over me, (i was totally drunk)

there was a seat that said "wet" on it but some joker ended up moving the sign and some poor guy sat on it haha oops

[ElDiablo]

Last year i was on the train,standing up becuase it was packed out. This big '10 men type' white guy was next to me, the train moved sideways a little and luckily i was holding onto someones seat. Big guy fell on the floor, everyone cracked up laughing. Few ppl asked him if hes alright, but he was clearly hurt and embarassed. His face was red for the next 20 minutes and i was holding in my laughter for the rest of the time. Then as we were getting off i sort of pushed him out the way becuase i was in a hurry....guy looks at me and goes 'you paki bastard whats your problem'
i didnt say anything...i carried on laughed out loud and walked off.
I then had an exam and kept thinking about it and laughin to myself.

Bechera :no:

[Adnan786]

I was once on the escalators going up and there was this black guy on the opposite side going down and we kind of clapped eyes on each another and he carried on staring and then he started running up the escalators to get me whilst swearing and shouting. It was quite packed aswell, i just pointed my finger and laughed as he ran into people standing on the escalators....some people be on crack.

[Fallen-Angel]

Last year i was on the train,standing up becuase it was packed out. This big '10 men type' white guy was next to me, the train moved sideways a little and luckily i was holding onto someones seat. Big guy fell on the floor, everyone cracked up laughing. Few ppl asked him if hes alright, but he was clearly hurt and embarassed. His face was red for the next 20 minutes and i was holding in my laughter for the rest of the time. Then as we were getting off i sort of pushed him out the way becuase i was in a hurry....guy looks at me and goes 'you paki bastard whats your problem'
i didnt say anything...i carried on laughed out loud and walked off.
I then had an exam and kept thinking about it and laughin to myself.

Bechera :no:

LMFAO

i know that packed out feeling man its awful people smell and when the train jerks someone cops a feel of your ass and you cant even turn your head to see who

[ElDiablo]

LMFAO

i know that packed out feeling man its awful people smell and when the train jerks someone cops a feel of your ass and you cant even turn your head to see who

Yeh, its odd becuase sometimes therell be a really FIT paki girl in front or behind me on a packed out train for 30-45mins. Moments like that get a bit stiff..



STIFF

*boing*

:geek:

Coat

[asian_guy_786]

couple of months ago me and my friend were in central London, and this Chinese dude comes up to us and goes do you want to buy some cheap dvds…we were like errr okay which ones have you got…he pulls out some porn dvds and I couldn’t stop laughing because the name of the dvds was GRAND THEFT ANAL and SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVET'S... WTF :gay:…me and my friend just look at each other and started to laugh and walked off hahah

[aniguchisan]

couple of months ago me and my friend were in central London, and this Chinese dude comes up to us and goes do you want to buy some cheap dvds…we were like errr okay which ones have you got…he pulls out some porn dvds and I couldn’t stop laughing because the name of the dvds was GRAND THEFT ANAL and SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVET'S... WTF :gay:…me and my friend just look at each other and started to laugh and walked off hahah

Edgeware Road?

[mr photographer]

i walk the underground with a backpack on looking like a terrorist and still police dont stop and question me :neutral:

[hot tamale]

hmmmm my cousins ex-girlfriend killed herself last week in london due to a pill overdose.. :neutral: STUPID GIRL

[aniguchisan]

i walk the underground with a backpack on looking like a terrorist and still police dont stop and question me :neutral:
Cuz you got a camera around your neck. Ever heard of a tourist terrorist? No? Didn't think so.

Power to the people.

[paki_Faz]

i walk the underground with a backpack on looking like a terrorist and still police dont stop and question me :neutral:

go to liverpool street and u wil b stopped

[asian_guy_786]

Edgeware Road?

Oxford st

just outside nike town

[Adnan786]

go to liverpool street and u wil b stopped

Tell me about it, i almost get followed there.

[Adnan786]

i walk the underground with a backpack on looking like a terrorist and still police dont stop and question me :neutral:

I always get randomly selected, last time i got sniffed by the dog, hand searched, made to almost strip, got metal detected and then had to walk through one of those similar machine equipment that you do at airports, that pick up residue of explosives and other harmful substances. Not funny dude.

[zaph69]

i was on the tube with a coupla mates and i was wearing something, cant quite remember, but some girls were on the train, absolute fine specimens and one of them was talking about me so i let her catch me looking at her and she called over saying something like hey nice top or something like that and from there we started talking and ended up my lads and her lasses going out clubbing that night :rofl: the randomness of london underground!

[mr photographer]

Cuz you got a camera around your neck. Ever heard of a tourist terrorist? No? Didn't think so.

Power to the people.

yeh ... in New York you can get arrested, there's even been a few cases :D

[azn_jarrod]

I read the story of that girl who overdosed in the paper, and it was quite near where I live (The Tesco is in Enfield) and I thought nothing of it, then the next day, I was on my Hi5 page, and where it shows people 'in your network', she came up..... Was weird.

So I went through her friends, to see If I knew any, and some were boys in my class in school and stuff.
Slightly off-topic from humourous tube stories, but I had to share.

[twisted_heat]

I read the story of that girl who overdosed in the paper, and it was quite near where I live (The Tesco is in Enfield) and I thought nothing of it, then the next day, I was on my Hi5 page, and where it shows people 'in your network', she came up..... Was weird.

So I went through her friends, to see If I knew any, and some were boys in my class in school and stuff.
Slightly off-topic from humourous tube stories, but I had to share.

So wait, the overdose girl from my story was in the newspapers? :cool:

Thats so cool, gives my story total credibility.

[aniguchisan]

Oxford st

just outside nike town
Lol, Marble Arch/Edgeware Road/Oxford St....one and the same. I bet it's that same Chinese dude. He OWNS that manor.

[Fallen-Angel]

im always dwon oxford st my campus is near there

[twisted_heat]

im always dwon oxford st my campus is near there

Opposite the FCUK shop?

Well, thats UCL Halls, I don't know if your at that uni...:dunno:

[asian_guy_786]

Lol, Marble Arch/Edgeware Road/Oxford St....one and the same. I bet it's that same Chinese dude. He OWNS that manor.

haha might be coz ive seen him around those area's

[asian_guy_786]

Opposite the FCUK shop?

Well, thats UCL Halls, I don't know if your at that uni...:dunno:

what uni you at bro?

:gay:

[Fallen-Angel]

Opposite the FCUK shop?

Well, thats UCL Halls, I don't know if your at that uni...:dunno:

nah just like a 2min walk from H&m the one opp nike town techincally its regents street im at westmin but im always down oxford st shopping

[nikz_fg]

I was on the central line the other day, sitting on the train minding my own business, then these 2 white girls come on the train! One of them sits on the seats near the carriage door, the other girl goes inbetween her legs, the sitting down girl starts to play with the other girls ass, then they full on snog in the train! and both playing with each other! Another lady is standing opposite them and she jsut kept staring at them! 5 minutes of lesbian action then I had to get off DOH! They was FIT!