NEW_LEGEND
May 29th, 2006, 07:43 PM
What’s up with America rehashing stupid old movies?
Okay, ONCE in a while, I wouldn’t mind a remake. Who doesn’t mind seeing a classic movie being remastered once in a while? Or seeing it bigger, better and badder than ever. HOOOOWEVER, they are one TOO MANY fucking remakes. In the last like 10 years, America has been doing remakes of movies like there was no tomorrow. I am so sick of this shit. Then the thing that bothers me is that everyone RUSHES too see the next remake, they seen 10 YEARS AGO.
What the fuck? Shit I can’t even begin to count the endless amount of remakes. And YES, American films have been making remakes. Not saying other countries don’t, but at least other countries, try and be innovative, different, and try to stand out more (except for Bollywood movies, they are nothing but blatant rip-offs with some of their films). They are few and more between with remakes. I’m sure none of you saw City Of God (Brazillian Film), Run Lola Run (German Film), Trainspotting (Scottish film), and other foreign innovative films I can list, and pay homage too. If not foreign films they are indeed some American INDEPENDENT films that are great however, none of you will never know about.
I’m so sick of these stupid movies being remade. I’ll give a little list of only a FEW amount of these lame ass remakes that have been rehashed in the last 10 years or are going to be (in no particular order):
1) King Kong (remade 3 times!) And one of the most overrated movies I seen, ever. Anything that has stupid monkeys are giant apes going crazy in and running amok in NYC is overrated. Because NYC itself is overrated. Sorry to go off topic.
2) War Of The Worlds
3) The Hills Have Eyes
4) The Fast And The Furious (First one, a more drastic, hippier, trendier remake of course)
5) Dawn Of The Dead (This is an exception AWESOME remake, but it still further proves my point)
6) The Omen
7) Four Brothers
8) Carey
9) The whole 9 Yards (or whatever its called)
10) Poisedon
11) When a Stranger Calls
12) Oceans 11
13) Superman (FUCK SUPERMAN, he’s just a nice hot piece of pussy for kryptonite)
14) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
15) Romeo and Juliet
16) Batman Returns (Lame)
17) The Ring (YES dumbass. It was a Japanese film first, then the Americans remade it)
18) Psycho
19) The Italian Job
20) Scarface
21) Thomas Crown Affair
HOLY SHIT. There’s much more! That’s’ not even half of it. I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REMAKE OF HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE!!!
I am growing so sick of remakes. Where’s the originality? If not something original, at least some GREAT! Fuck, movies, are at least most American movies are so fucking predictable these days. Cliché, cliché, cliché after cliché.
Nothing worthy of my time. Then what pisses me off that everything that comes out is so fucking “GREAT!” to everyone. BULLSHIT. I know most just say its great to feel like they got their money’s worth.
If its not remakes, then it’s a movie based on a boring true story, or some novel/and or comic book. Shit, I won’t even start with that.
Okay, ONCE in a while, I wouldn’t mind a remake. Who doesn’t mind seeing a classic movie being remastered once in a while? Or seeing it bigger, better and badder than ever. HOOOOWEVER, they are one TOO MANY fucking remakes. In the last like 10 years, America has been doing remakes of movies like there was no tomorrow. I am so sick of this shit. Then the thing that bothers me is that everyone RUSHES too see the next remake, they seen 10 YEARS AGO.
What the fuck? Shit I can’t even begin to count the endless amount of remakes. And YES, American films have been making remakes. Not saying other countries don’t, but at least other countries, try and be innovative, different, and try to stand out more (except for Bollywood movies, they are nothing but blatant rip-offs with some of their films). They are few and more between with remakes. I’m sure none of you saw City Of God (Brazillian Film), Run Lola Run (German Film), Trainspotting (Scottish film), and other foreign innovative films I can list, and pay homage too. If not foreign films they are indeed some American INDEPENDENT films that are great however, none of you will never know about.
I’m so sick of these stupid movies being remade. I’ll give a little list of only a FEW amount of these lame ass remakes that have been rehashed in the last 10 years or are going to be (in no particular order):
1) King Kong (remade 3 times!) And one of the most overrated movies I seen, ever. Anything that has stupid monkeys are giant apes going crazy in and running amok in NYC is overrated. Because NYC itself is overrated. Sorry to go off topic.
2) War Of The Worlds
3) The Hills Have Eyes
4) The Fast And The Furious (First one, a more drastic, hippier, trendier remake of course)
5) Dawn Of The Dead (This is an exception AWESOME remake, but it still further proves my point)
6) The Omen
7) Four Brothers
8) Carey
9) The whole 9 Yards (or whatever its called)
10) Poisedon
11) When a Stranger Calls
12) Oceans 11
13) Superman (FUCK SUPERMAN, he’s just a nice hot piece of pussy for kryptonite)
14) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
15) Romeo and Juliet
16) Batman Returns (Lame)
17) The Ring (YES dumbass. It was a Japanese film first, then the Americans remade it)
18) Psycho
19) The Italian Job
20) Scarface
21) Thomas Crown Affair
HOLY SHIT. There’s much more! That’s’ not even half of it. I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REMAKE OF HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE!!!
I am growing so sick of remakes. Where’s the originality? If not something original, at least some GREAT! Fuck, movies, are at least most American movies are so fucking predictable these days. Cliché, cliché, cliché after cliché.
Nothing worthy of my time. Then what pisses me off that everything that comes out is so fucking “GREAT!” to everyone. BULLSHIT. I know most just say its great to feel like they got their money’s worth.
If its not remakes, then it’s a movie based on a boring true story, or some novel/and or comic book. Shit, I won’t even start with that.