View Full Version : My first poll: Who would win in a fight? Hanuman vs. Hulk
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:03 PM
Who would win in a fight?
http://www.gottawiz.com/images/Comics/Marvel/Incredible_Hulk/hulk.jpg
V.S.
http://www.charlesriveryoga.com/hanuman.jpg
It's a question for the ages. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:05 PM
Indulge me fuckers! :squint:
R.J
May 28th, 2006, 01:10 PM
Hanuman would fuck Hulks shit up early.....brutal KO within 3 rounds......forces Hulk into retirement.
Walktheline
May 28th, 2006, 01:11 PM
Hanuman would fuck Hulks shit up early.....brutal KO within 3 rounds......forces Hulk into retirment.
hanuman and "fuck hulks shit up early" in the same sentence. ha!
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:12 PM
Hulk only gets stronger and stronger the more pissed off he gets, eventually, wouldn't he have Hanuman's equal strength? :sarb:
khanbaba_
May 28th, 2006, 01:12 PM
hanuman the monkey god?
:sarb:
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:13 PM
hanuman the monkey god?
:sarb:
Yes, the God of Strength.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:14 PM
Word.
He's just too powerful and that feline fluidity, ces't formidable!
feline?....... he's an Ape... :sarb:
cami_gal
May 28th, 2006, 01:14 PM
hanuman :rockon:
dave302de
May 28th, 2006, 01:14 PM
hanuman the monkey god?
:sarb:
haha u don't know hindi, u illiterate fuck. do u want me to translate for u? hahahahahav
God, why are hindus forbidden to preach? oh i know, we don't like to mix with the untouchables,
Nitt Khushi
May 28th, 2006, 01:15 PM
http://www.charlesriveryoga.com/hanuman.jpg
who's hanuman? ive heard of he-man
http://movies.kikizo.com/media/heman/heman.jpg
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:16 PM
hanuman :rockon:
hahahahaha :D
now vote! :squint:
dave302de
May 28th, 2006, 01:16 PM
who's hanuman? ive heard of he-man
http://movies.kikizo.com/media/heman/heman.jpgCan someone shoot this illitrate fuck, who can't use resources to the fullest, Fucking idiot google it.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:17 PM
who's hanuman? ive heard of he-man
http://movies.kikizo.com/media/heman/heman.jpg
Oh please, He-man's a panzy compared to either Hanuman or Hulk.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:17 PM
Can someone this illitrate fuck, who can't use resources to the fullest, Fucking idiot google it.
Dude...... shut up :idea:
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 01:17 PM
Hanuman would fuck Hulks shit up early.....brutal KO within 3 rounds......forces Hulk into retirement.
Piss off...Hulk by brutal KO
khanbaba_
May 28th, 2006, 01:18 PM
i didnt know monkeys can also be god
:rolleyes:
GT_Starrr
May 28th, 2006, 01:18 PM
:no:
Nitt Khushi
May 28th, 2006, 01:19 PM
Can someone shoot this illitrate fuck, who can't use resources to the fullest, Fucking idiot google it.
i refuse to google
oo, does it burn you?
goofy_phoofy
May 28th, 2006, 01:19 PM
:ugh: what kinda thread is this :ugh:
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:19 PM
i didnt know monkeys can also be god
:rolleyes:
Yup, and he's the cutest/coolest of the gods ever. And Hulk is the coolest Marvel 'strength guy' ever... so, it only makes sense to pitt 'em up.
R.J
May 28th, 2006, 01:20 PM
Hulk only gets stronger and stronger the more pissed off he gets, eventually, wouldn't he have Hanuman's equal strength? :sarb:
But as Hulk gets angrier he will start swinging wildly and lose focus, yet we all know that Hanuman will keep his composure and remain clam and when he sees the opening.....he will counter Hulk putting that suckers Lights out....
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:20 PM
:ugh: what kinda thread is this :ugh:
The greatest of its kind ever made.
cami_gal
May 28th, 2006, 01:20 PM
hahahahaha :D
now vote! :squint:
ok ok voted
Nitt Khushi
May 28th, 2006, 01:20 PM
Oh please, He-man's a panzy compared to either Hanuman or Hulk.
but who is hanuman, god of hinduism?
why are u putting him against hulk?
was hanuman a superhero?
goofy_phoofy
May 28th, 2006, 01:21 PM
The greatest of its kind ever made.
LMAO aint hanuman a hindu God, r u guys retardos :rofl:
dave302de
May 28th, 2006, 01:21 PM
i refuse to google
oo, does it burn you?
I m not the man to burn with ur sterile semen. Try humping a german acrobat.
Walktheline
May 28th, 2006, 01:21 PM
but who is hanuman, god of hinduism?
why are u putting him against hulk?
was hanuman a superhero?
I think RJ has already answered this. Hanuman is obviously the God of fucking shit up. EARLY.
Fallen-Angel
May 28th, 2006, 01:22 PM
Can someone shoot this illitrate fuck, who can't use resources to the fullest, Fucking idiot google it.
*Illiterate
dave302de
May 28th, 2006, 01:22 PM
but who is hanuman, god of hinduism?
why are u putting him against hulk?
was hanuman a superhero?
no one is going to answer ur retarded question, u ghetto fuck. Can;t believe how ghetto ur, trying to ask ppl question, because google disconnected its line from ur neighborhood. LOL
Walktheline
May 28th, 2006, 01:23 PM
no one is going to answer ur retarded question, u ghetto fuck. Can;t believe how ghetto ur, trying to ask ppl question, because google disconnected its line from ur neighborhood. LOL
lol
R.J
May 28th, 2006, 01:24 PM
I think RJ has already answered this. Hanuman is obviously the God of fucking shit up. EARLY.
:werd: His nickname was "Hands of Stone" back in the day...........
goofy_phoofy
May 28th, 2006, 01:25 PM
no one is going to answer ur retarded question, u ghetto fuck. Can;t believe how ghetto ur, trying to ask ppl question, because google disconnected its line from ur neighborhood. LOL
:ugh:
dave302de
May 28th, 2006, 01:26 PM
lol
were mosleys and christis destined to go to mars? hahahahahahahahahahahahahha, insallah, jesus christ, were mortals, looks like u like ur own naked body. LOL
stylo_4444
May 28th, 2006, 01:26 PM
The hulk apparently has 8 biceps. :neutral:
Nitt Khushi
May 28th, 2006, 01:26 PM
no one is going to answer ur retarded question, u ghetto fuck. Can;t believe how ghetto ur, trying to ask ppl question, because google disconnected its line from ur neighborhood. LOL
lmao why are u still mad at me, i divorced your mother long time ago, douchebag.
dave302de
May 28th, 2006, 01:26 PM
:ugh:
did anyone told u, yet, that u don't have a face in RD
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:26 PM
but who is hanuman, god of hinduism?
why are u putting him against hulk?
was hanuman a superhero?
In Hindu mythology, he was the Monkey God, and the God of Strength. And Hulk is a "Strength" type super hero.... so, you know :p
goofy_phoofy
May 28th, 2006, 01:27 PM
The hulk apparently has 8 biceps. :neutral:
okey u got 2 down 6 to go :hyper: no wait thats ur boobs :rofl: :p
goofy_phoofy
May 28th, 2006, 01:27 PM
did anyone told u, yet, that u don't have a face in RD
yeah i got my face off :cool:
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:28 PM
The hulk apparently has 8 biceps. :neutral:
8???
stylo_4444
May 28th, 2006, 01:28 PM
did anyone told u, yet, that u don't have a face in RD
Did anyone tell you that you shouldn't show your face? :D
Nitt Khushi
May 28th, 2006, 01:28 PM
In Hindu mythology, he was the Monkey God, and the God of Strength. And Hulk is a "Strength" type super hero.... so, you know :p
god of strength? how so? did he used to fight?
goofy_phoofy
May 28th, 2006, 01:28 PM
Did anyone tell you that you shouldn't show your face? :D
:rofl:
Nitt Khushi
May 28th, 2006, 01:28 PM
Did anyone tell you that you shouldn't show your face? :D
lmfao!
Bhavik2k
May 28th, 2006, 01:29 PM
hahahaha
We had a similar debate between a group of us on a night out which lasted the whole night.
Who is harder:
The Hulk or King Kong!!!
dave302de
May 28th, 2006, 01:29 PM
yeah i got my face off :cool:
I wonder why? probably because ppl started avoiding u after seeing ur face.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:29 PM
But as Hulk gets angrier he will start swinging wildly and lose focus, yet we all know that Hanuman will keep his composure and remain clam and when he sees the opening.....he will counter Hulk putting that suckers Lights out....
But that's just it, Hulk's light never goes out, he only gets pissier and pissier! :p
Fallen-Angel
May 28th, 2006, 01:30 PM
the hulk looks more bulked up and is a lot bigger, but i guess hunuman is probably more agile and has techniques so this is a tough one really, but i think id go with the hulk cos hes just so massive
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:30 PM
god of strength? how so? did he used to fight?
Yup.
hahahaha
We had a similar debate between a group of us on a night out which lasted the whole night.
Who is harder:
The Hulk or King Kong!!!
Shoulda been around for my Ganesh v.s. Raiden [from MK] thread ;)
Walktheline
May 28th, 2006, 01:31 PM
But that's just it, Hulk's light never goes out, he only gets pissier and pissier! :p
Hanuman has God on his side, The hulk just has rage cause his mommy didn't kiss him or he got into some kind of nuclear accident that caused mutation. Is there even a question?
dave302de
May 28th, 2006, 01:32 PM
Did anyone tell you that you shouldn't show your face? :D
was that suppupose to be a compliment, because i know how hot my face is, r u trying to alert me that i will get raped if i post my pic up there. :eek:
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:34 PM
Hanuman has God on his side, The hulk just has rage cause his mommy didn't kiss him or he got into some kind of nuclear accident that caused mutation. Is there even a question?
pfft, how do you know Hulk's not a religious/spiritual guy? .... Maybe he meditates and has attained a level of self-control and inner strength from achieving Nirvana so much so that he equals Hanuman in prowess?
:p
stylo_4444
May 28th, 2006, 01:34 PM
was that suppupose to be a compliment, because i know how hot my face is, r u trying to alert me that i will get raped if i post my pic up there. :eek:
Um, actually it's to let you know rather bluntly that your face is disgusting and makes me want to :Puke:
But yeah, keep tellin yourself that.
Walktheline
May 28th, 2006, 01:36 PM
pfft, how do you know Hulk's not a religious/spiritual guy? .... Maybe he meditates and has attained a level of self-control and inner strength from achieving Nirvana so much so that he equals Hanuman in prowess?
:p
he has no self control, hence the transformation into greenness. Hanuman is also more skillful with the mace. Hulk may be able to fight with weapons..but let's face it, he's probably a jack of all trades, master of none. Hanuman would win.
dave302de
May 28th, 2006, 01:38 PM
Um, actually it's to let you know rather bluntly that your face is disgusting and makes me want to :Puke:
But yeah, keep tellin yourself that.
well, if apparently thats ur way of trying to tell me that i should take it down, because u think i will get raped, then i really appreciate your worry, but otherwise, u can't talk to hottest kid in RD forum like that, i m not that insecured that i would ask someone like u to rate me. lol
RYNstarO23
May 28th, 2006, 01:38 PM
lol:wtf:
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:38 PM
he has no self control, hence the transformation into greenness. Hanuman is also more skillful with the mace. Hulk may be able to fight with weapons..but let's face it, he's probably a jack of all trades, master of none. Hanuman would win.
Jack of all trades? But Hulk could just smash Hanuman's mace with his fists couldn't he? :sarb:
It'd be a close fight, we can agree on that at least? :p
reasonovapassion
May 28th, 2006, 01:45 PM
y u chimp putting ur god wid some cartoon?
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 01:47 PM
http://www.ronjaffe.com/images/hulk.jpg
KICK MONKEY'S ARSE.....
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:58 PM
y u chimp putting ur god wid some cartoon?
rofl but ya hunuman can suck my dick
Bestiality is forbidden on these forums. Please take those fantasies elsewhere.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 01:59 PM
http://www.ronjaffe.com/images/hulk.jpg
KICK MONKEY'S ARSE.....
That looks more like Frankenstein than Hulk.... :neutral:
chunky
May 28th, 2006, 02:06 PM
That looks more like Frankenstein than Hulk.... :neutral:
:slap:
respect, that's lou ferrigno
thevikas87
May 28th, 2006, 02:08 PM
I shouldn't reply to this thread, but it only pisses me off on how ignorant and stupid some people actually are, thank you for displaying your stupidity online so everyone knows who you are. First of all, to the guy who made the thread, this is retarded, putting up a god to a cartoon, second of all, those of you that are like "hanuman can suck my dick" etc, should continue to bash other's religions online, because you sure as hell won't say that to a hindu's face. But hell, I will give my obvious answer, that hanuman would kick the shit out of the hulk....
Brown Siren
May 28th, 2006, 02:09 PM
:ugh: what kinda thread is this :ugh:
Honestly. Its just like holding a door wide open for people to fling retarded and unwanted insults.
:no:
thevikas87
May 28th, 2006, 02:11 PM
Honestly. Its just like holding a door wide open for people to fling retarded and unwanted insults.
:no:
precisely
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 02:17 PM
I shouldn't reply to this thread, but it only pisses me off on how ignorant and stupid some people actually are, thank you for displaying your stupidity online so everyone knows who you are. First of all, to the guy who made the thread, this is retarded, putting up a god to a cartoon, second of all, those of you that are like "hanuman can suck my dick" etc, should continue to bash other's religions online, because you sure as hell won't say that to a hindu's face. But hell, I will give my obvious answer, that hanuman would kick the shit out of the hulk....
For starters, I'm Hindu, so no, I'm not bashing any religions. Secondly, as I don't believe in any deities or 'gods' [I ONLY believe in Brahman, The One], I don't see anything wrong in pitting a god against a Marvel hero. Thirdly, as far as I'm concerned, ancient gods of Hindus, Greeks, Egyptian Pharoahs, etc. are all superheroes of the ancient times anyways. Fourthly, shut up and vote. :idea:
To the guy who said "hanuman can suck my dick" he's apparently a sick fuck that has fetishes for apes... so you don't need to worry about him.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 02:19 PM
:slap:
respect, that's lou ferrigno
Who?? :sarb: The original Hulk??
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 02:20 PM
Who?? :sarb: The original Hulk??
Believe that.......... :mad:
thevikas87
May 28th, 2006, 02:25 PM
For starters, I'm Hindu, so no, I'm not bashing any religions. Secondly, as I don't believe in any deities or 'gods' [I ONLY believe in Brahman, The One], I don't see anything wrong in pitting a god against a Marvel hero. Thirdly, as far as I'm concerned, ancient gods of Hindus, Greeks, Egyptian Pharoahs, etc. are all superheroes of the ancient times anyways. Fourthly, shut up and vote. :idea:
To the guy who said "hanuman can suck my dick" he's apparently a sick fuck that has fetishes for apes... so you don't need to worry about him.
I never said you were specifically one of the ones that were bashing religion, secondly I dont care what you believe in, its none of my business, and no ancient gods were NOT superheroes of ancient times, that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard of, and no, I will not shutup, you can go fuck yourself, because I already did vote.
goofy_phoofy
May 28th, 2006, 02:26 PM
I wonder why? probably because ppl started avoiding u after seeing ur face.
:lol: yeah thats it :p :rolleyes:
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 02:30 PM
I never said you were specifically one of the ones that were bashing religion, secondly I dont care what you believe in, its none of my business, and no ancient gods were NOT superheroes of ancient times, that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard of, and no, I will not shutup, you can go fuck yourself, because I already did vote.
Yea they were dipshit, ever heard of Ram? Hercules?
And yea, Shut up :idea:
Fucking Christ, people these days don't have a fucking sense of humour? :sarb:
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 02:31 PM
Yea they were dipshit, ever heard of Ram? Hercules?
And yea, Shut up :idea:
Fucking Christ, people these days don't have a fucking sense of humour? :sarb:
Apparently not.
twisted_heat
May 28th, 2006, 02:33 PM
I never said you were specifically one of the ones that were bashing religion, secondly I dont care what you believe in, its none of my business, and no ancient gods were NOT superheroes of ancient times, that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard of, and no, I will not shutup, you can go fuck yourself, because I already did vote.
I just wanted to say; you are of the homo.
Not homosapian. Just homo. Homo-boy.
goofy_phoofy
May 28th, 2006, 02:35 PM
I just wanted to say; you are of the homo.
Not homosapian. Just homo. Homo-boy.
:lol:
americanmohit
May 28th, 2006, 02:36 PM
hanuman will win
what about Bali, he had strengths equal to 10,000 elephants
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 02:39 PM
hanuman will win
what about Bali, he had strengths equal to 10,000 elephants
Please Hulks is unmatchable when it comes to power.
hanuman from Mr. India kicks ass though
twisted_heat
May 28th, 2006, 02:50 PM
Please. Hanuman has got like 5 thousand monkey friends to back him up. Especially the ones that transmit disease. Hulk has a scientist. Wooo.
Hanuman wins by a landslide.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 02:50 PM
hanuman will win
what about Bali, he had strengths equal to 10,000 elephants
I think both Hulk and Hanuman could take on Bali :p
I'd say Bhim v.s. Bali would be a good match.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 02:51 PM
Please. Hanuman has got like 5 thousand monkey friends to back him up. Especially the ones that transmit disease. Hulk has a scientist. Wooo.
Hanuman wins by a landslide.
Well that could be Hanuman's "Super Move" : "Rampage of Monkeys"
:p
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 02:52 PM
Please. Hanuman has got like 5 thousand monkey friends to back him up. Especially the ones that transmit disease. Hulk has a scientist. Wooo.
Hanuman wins by a landslide.
OUTSIDE INTERERENCE MILLIS LANE RULES DQ
twisted_heat
May 28th, 2006, 02:55 PM
OUTSIDE INTERERENCE MILLIS LANE RULES DQ
Danny Davis over-rules! No more outside interference for either competitor, or instant disqualification.
http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/1989_1990_wwf_market_scene/16sr3.jpg
IPunjabi.Blood
May 28th, 2006, 03:00 PM
This'll be an interesting fight since Hanuman can grow as big as he desires, can fly, his tail alone has the power to hang mr. hulk in the air and play Pinata with him + his true strength of handling even the biggest mountain like it's a kid's toy.
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 03:00 PM
Danny Davis over-rules! No more outside interference for either competitor, or instant disqualification.
http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/1989_1990_wwf_market_scene/16sr3.jpg
http://www.losrudos.com/aeh1.jpg
Senior ref Earl the pearl is having non of it.
twisted_heat
May 28th, 2006, 03:01 PM
[IMG]
Senior ref Earl the pearl is having non of it.
:roflbow:
Danny Davis got pwned.
IPunjabi.Blood
May 28th, 2006, 03:02 PM
http://www.losrudos.com/aeh1.jpg
Senior ref Earl the pearl is having non of it.
:lol:
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 03:11 PM
This'll be an interesting fight since Hanuman can grow as big as he desires, can fly, his tail alone has the power to hang mr. hulk in the air and play Pinata with him + his true strength of handling even the biggest mountain like it's a kid's toy.
But Hulk ALSO grows bigger and stronger and more powerful the more pissed off he gets! :sarb:
Rogue
May 28th, 2006, 03:31 PM
Who would win in a fight?
http://www.gottawiz.com/images/Comics/Marvel/Incredible_Hulk/hulk.jpg
V.S.
http://www.charlesriveryoga.com/hanuman.jpg
It's a question for the ages. Discuss amongst yourselves.
no one beats the hanuman.... :D
graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 03:32 PM
Replace Hulk's pic with some classic Jack Kirby stuff.
graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 03:33 PM
But Hulk ALSO grows bigger and stronger and more powerful the more pissed off he gets! :sarb:
How pissed could he possily get at a monkey?
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 03:39 PM
no one beats the hanuman.... :D
Hanuman's just too cute and loveable........ but then, so is Hulk... :sarb:
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 03:39 PM
How pissed could he possily get at a monkey?
But that monkey can grow the the size of King Kong. :sarb:
graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 03:42 PM
But that monkey can grow the the size of King Kong. :sarb:
He's still a monkey, and hulk has the brain of a child.
Hanuman would inadvertently calm the not-so-jolly
green giant, thus reverting him to his Dr. Banner form.
Then Hanuman smash!
graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 03:43 PM
Hanuman's just too cute and loveable........ but then, so is Hulk... :sarb:
Hulk wears purple pants.
Hanuman wins.
Rogue
May 28th, 2006, 03:47 PM
Hanuman's just too cute and loveable........ but then, so is Hulk... :sarb:
no, hanuman is like a giant cuddly monkey man who just also happens to be oober strong...and far more coherent than hulk. hulk is all rage. hanuman has more substance, he is wiser and loyal. i mean, come on. he's a god.
Rogue
May 28th, 2006, 03:48 PM
Hulk wears purple pants.
Hanuman wins.
and i love your sound reasoning. purple tights on an angry bulging green man. uhh...mm...not working. let's hope they don't rip.
graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 03:50 PM
and i love your sound reasoning. purple tights on an angry bulging green man. uhh...mm...not working. let's hope they don't rip.
You're hoping they DO rip. Don't lie.
You love big, green, throbbing...Hulk.
graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 03:51 PM
Hanuman's a virgin. Even Hulk's gotten some before.
I'm really on the fence about this now...
Rogue
May 28th, 2006, 03:51 PM
You're hoping they DO rip. Don't lie.
You love big, green, throbbing...Hulk. i was thinking about a massive green butt crack actually. but man, what the hell were you thinking about, you superhero perv. although, i wonder if that keeps growing too when he's pissed.
fratty
May 28th, 2006, 03:51 PM
In Hindu mythology, he was the Monkey God, and the God of Strength. And Hulk is a "Strength" type super hero.... so, you know :p
Why is it mythology? Why can't it be true. You are insulting a lot of hindus when you say that.
americanmohit
May 28th, 2006, 03:54 PM
Please Hulks is unmatchable when it comes to power.
true said
hanuman from Mr. India kicks ass though
Hanuman lifted up a heavy and huge mountain....Hulk cant do that
Also Hanuman can increase his body size as much as he wants...hulk cant do that
americanmohit
May 28th, 2006, 03:55 PM
I think both Hulk and Hanuman could take on Bali :p
I'd say Bhim v.s. Bali would be a good match.
Bali was more powerful than Bhim.... :neutral:
graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 03:55 PM
i was thinking about a massive green butt crack actually. but man, what the hell were you thinking about, you superhero perv. although, i wonder if that keeps growing too when he's pissed.
Hulk actually has a small penis. Why
do you think he's so mad all the time?
Riddemz
May 28th, 2006, 04:10 PM
hanuman is alot more agile and is alot faster
so definately hanuman, because he would dodge all attacks thrown at him by the hulk
nikefc7
May 28th, 2006, 04:13 PM
im suprised hindus aint taking offence to this!
OmgItsSana08
May 28th, 2006, 04:14 PM
im suprised hindus aint taking offence to this!
samething i was thinking about
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 04:14 PM
no, hanuman is like a giant cuddly monkey man who just also happens to be oober strong...and far more coherent than hulk. hulk is all rage. hanuman has more substance, he is wiser and loyal. i mean, come on. he's a god.
It's such a turn on to hear girls using the word 'uber'... ;)
graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 04:15 PM
im suprised hindus aint taking offence to this!
Why? Hanuman's a
mass-manipulating
broad-shouldered
rakshasa-squashing
mace-wielding
simian-superhero
complete with full
flight capabilities.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 04:15 PM
Why is it mythology? Why can't it be true. You are insulting a lot of hindus when you say that.
Because there is proof that 'gods' don't exist. btw, I'm Hindu myself.
graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 04:15 PM
It's such a turn on to hear girls using the word 'uber'... ;)
Even when misspelled?
Personally, German shit scares me.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 04:17 PM
im suprised hindus aint taking offence to this!
Cuz we're laid back. And cuz no one is insulting the core beliefs of our Hindu culture, just having some fun with mythological characters. Now.... if someone were to say something like "Buddha sucks!" then yea we'd take offence, cuz Buddha was REAL.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 04:18 PM
Bali was more powerful than Bhim.... :neutral:
Why you say that? :|
graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 04:19 PM
Because there is proof that 'gods' don't exist. btw, I'm Hindu myself.
The more PC response would've been:
"True events or not, the stories we grew
up with operate as a mythology in that
they follow the various archtypes generally
associated with the myriad mythologies of
the world over. I call it mythology not out
of insult, but to show its close-knit relation-
ship with the belief-systems of other cultures,
including those now considered archaic, as
well as those that are still in practice."
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 04:23 PM
The more PC response would've been:
"True events or not, the stories we grew
up with operate as a mythology in that
they follow the various archtypes generally
associated with the myriad mythologies of
the world over. I call it mythology not out
of insult, but to show its close-knit relation-
ship with the belief-systems of other cultures,
including those now considered archaic, as
well as those that are still in practice."
I was gonna say that but I'm also studying on the side, so that would be too much typing on my part..., but thanks for doing the work for me :p
Seriously, people who think I'm dissing Hinduism cuz of this are idiots. And just maybe..... just maybe, hypothetically speaking, If such a monkey god ever did exist, and is looking down at this thread right now as we speak, he's more likely just giggling to himself at the absurdity of it rather than stomping about in a rage of fury threatening to bolt out of the sky and charge me down with his mace... :rolleyes:
Did I mention....... I'M HINDU.
IPunjabi.Blood
May 28th, 2006, 04:29 PM
But Hulk ALSO grows bigger and stronger and more powerful the more pissed off he gets! :sarb:
Mr Hanuman can do that without getting pissed off and that works to his advantage. By keeping a cool head he can outsmart the Hulk and PAWNED!!
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 04:35 PM
Hanuman lifted up a heavy and huge mountain....Hulk cant do that
Also Hanuman can increase his body size as much as he wants...hulk cant do that
Hulk can wank...Green sperm...GREEN
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 04:36 PM
Hulk can wank...Green sperm...GREEN
dude............... dude........ :|
vsaigal
May 28th, 2006, 04:43 PM
:rofl: ... Hanuman would win any day... and hinduism all about their gods, for those people who dont know, it's a way of life, follow the upanishad's the veda's, im a hindu as well, and if any hindu takes offence to this, they shud go fuck themselves.
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 05:04 PM
dude............... dude........ :|
sorry i get passionate, about such things...
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 05:12 PM
:rofl: ... Hanuman would win any day... and hinduism all about their gods, for those people who dont know, it's a way of life, follow the upanishad's the veda's, im a hindu as well, and if any hindu takes offence to this, they shud go fuck themselves.
But people fail to understand the philosphy behind the gods themselves. Believe it or not, the gods aren't nearly as important as what they SYMBOLIZE. They're merely there for you to focus your mind and try and invoke the greatness of The One, Brahman. And any symbol can do that for you, such as meditating in front of a fire, or a tree, or a remote lake in up in the Himalayas. And believe it or not, using Hulk as an image to focus your mind [if Hulk meant that much to you] would ALSO achieve this goal.
vsaigal
May 28th, 2006, 05:16 PM
But people fail to understand the philosphy behind the gods themselves. Believe it or not, the gods aren't nearly as important as what they SYMBOLIZE. They're merely there for you to focus your mind and try and invoke the greatness of The One, Brahman. And any symbol can do that for you, such as meditating in front of a fire, or a tree, or a remote lake in up in the Himalayas. And believe it or not, using Hulk as an image to focus your mind [if Hulk meant that much to you] would ALSO achieve this goal.
ya true....
btw, u memba that porno i was telling u abt Space cowboys, ifound it lieing around, u shud watch it
sarkar_jot
May 28th, 2006, 05:16 PM
rofl I thought this would be about Hulk Hogan
*leaves thread*
ermsomething
May 28th, 2006, 05:21 PM
I wonder how far this thread will go until some pricks turn this into a hindu-bashing thread, theres already been 2 idiots.
On the other hand, im not taking offence to this.
Oh and Hanuman would definitely kill hulk, he'd knock the green out of him, set him on fire too.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 05:23 PM
ya true....
btw, u memba that porno i was telling u abt Space cowboys, ifound it lieing around, u shud watch it
That's the most random thing I heard all day... :sarb:
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 05:23 PM
I wonder how far this thread will go until some pricks turn this into a hindu-bashing thread, theres already been 2 idiots.
On the other hand, im not taking offence to this.
Oh and Hanuman would definitely kill hulk, he'd knock the green out of him, set him on fire too.
Sometimes the lack of sense of humour on these forums really amazes me ;)
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 05:24 PM
I wonder how far this thread will go until some pricks turn this into a hindu-bashing thread, theres already been 2 idiots.
On the other hand, im not taking offence to this.
Oh and Hanuman would definitely kill hulk, he'd knock the green out of him, set him on fire too.
Green sperm...GREEN
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 06:48 PM
Green sperm...GREEN
:no:
Gimmeck
May 28th, 2006, 06:51 PM
Hulk has never lost
pachaas Paisa
May 28th, 2006, 06:51 PM
you are a fool.
hanuman can carry a whole mountain on his hand upon enlargement..
http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Thai/comics/Child_Ramakien/hanuman.jpg
He will kick hulks ass.
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 06:52 PM
you are a fool.
hanuman can carry a whole mountain on his hand upon enlargement..
http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Thai/comics/Child_Ramakien/hanuman.jpg
He will kick hulks ass.
So can Hulk, his strength increases as he gets bigger and bigger and more and more pissed off.
pachaas Paisa
May 28th, 2006, 06:53 PM
So can Hulk, his strength increases as he gets bigger and bigger and more and more pissed off.
he can only shake mountains, I doubt his strength to an extreme of carrying one..
and plus even if he did, he'd have to struggle.
Hanuman on the other hand, look at him, he's chilling.
Gimmeck
May 28th, 2006, 06:55 PM
you are a fool.
hanuman can carry a whole mountain on his hand upon enlargement..
http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Thai/comics/Child_Ramakien/hanuman.jpg
He will kick hulks ass.
LOL LOL LOL
King Ghidra
May 28th, 2006, 07:00 PM
you are a fool.
hanuman can carry a whole mountain on his hand upon enlargement..
http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Thai/comics/Child_Ramakien/hanuman.jpg
He will kick hulks ass.
TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 07:01 PM
he can only shake mountains, I doubt his strength to an extreme of carrying one..
and plus even if he did, he'd have to struggle.
Hanuman on the other hand, look at him, he's chilling.
Do gods 'chill' ? :sarb:
But as Gimmeck said, Hulk has never lost :sarb:
Gimmeck
May 28th, 2006, 07:06 PM
Hanuman is my fav. character in that Rayaman show. I used to watch it when I was a very young boy growing up in Panjab. miss those days
Space-Cowboy
May 28th, 2006, 07:07 PM
Hanuman is my fav. character in that Rayaman show. I used to watch it when I was a very young boy growing up in Panjab. miss those days
Me too, and Mahabharata
Gimmeck
May 28th, 2006, 07:13 PM
Me too, and Mahabharata
yeah thats the show. dnag I even forgot the title
pitty
PurpLE HeArtS
May 28th, 2006, 09:11 PM
HULK WOULD OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP ASS. :p
Space-Cowboy
May 29th, 2006, 10:37 AM
Damn, I shoulda made it so you can view the users that voted...
:firedevi:
chiquita
June 2nd, 2006, 12:13 AM
Hanuman :dance3:
Hulk is :neutral:
King Ghidra
August 8th, 2006, 02:47 PM
This is great for proving double standards....
LaFarzi
August 8th, 2006, 02:48 PM
farzana would win, of course. :joy:
NYzNiCCa
August 8th, 2006, 02:50 PM
Oh please, He-man's a panzy compared to either Hanuman or Hulk.
Hanuman all the way....:rambo:
foreverconfused
August 8th, 2006, 02:51 PM
Hanuman would win, duh!
Space-Cowboy
August 8th, 2006, 05:07 PM
This is great for proving double standards....
Oh? ;)
And I'm glad this finally got junked.
nikefc7
August 8th, 2006, 05:10 PM
farzana would win, of course. :joy:
who?
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