Felonius Monk

[KhanNoonienSingh]

is cool. :drdodgy:

[Walktheline]

The shape of his eyes moves me.
I'd hit it.

[caliz shortY]

he lied and said he loved Grey's Anatomy. :ashamed:

[dr_sinister1001]

What's with all these threads?

Let's not all try and suck each other's cocks at once gentlemen, that could lead to some serious head injuries.

:idea:

[chunky]

What's with all these threads?

Let's not all try and suck each other's cocks at once gentlemen, that could lead to some serious head injuries.

:idea:

LOL. head injuries.

[Walktheline]

He can stay up for 72 hours straight and still be sharp as a tack.
I'd hit it.

[versatil]

how are all these threads not in useless junk & flame & shit.
double-u the fuck.

[versatil]

oh and yes. that particular monk is cool and what not.

[Walktheline]

how are all these threads not in useless junk & flame & shit.
double-u the fuck.


well.. the General Chat is for "Pretty much anything and everything. This is where most of the action is. Do you have a certain user or picture from RateDesi that you would like to discuss? Do it here."
:anxious:

He has a modest dress sense. I'd hit it.

[kwitcherbitchin]

his fobbiness is so hot.

[Walktheline]

I'd hit it, not because he attends a prestigious ivy league school and works insanely long hours at a desk in a room only lit by a single table lamp, but because you probably didn't know he does.

[BigCrazyIndian]

:blowme:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

Do you know that he hates attention? Do you know that he also signs off every time a thread is made for him? And do you know that he reads poetry, and draws?
:Paper:

[Walktheline]

Do you know that he hates attention? Do you know that he also signs off every time a thread is made for him? And do you know that he reads poetry, and draws?


I didn't know he was an arthouse freak.
I'm into those types.
I'd hit it.

[dr_sinister1001]

You're just jealous because you will never be quite like teh Monk.

Not quite like... but better. Yes?

:idea:

[versatil]

well.. the General Chat is for "Pretty much anything and everything. This is where most of the action is. Do you have a certain user or picture from RateDesi that you would like to discuss? Do it here."
:anxious:

He has a modest dress sense. I'd hit it.
nono
last i was here any and all appreciation-ish threads were trashed.
:|

i guess things change because i left T_T

[KhanNoonienSingh]

Do you know that he hates attention? Do you know that he also signs off every time a thread is made for him? And do you know that he reads poetry, and draws?
wait. for a second i thought you said he WRITES poetry. :| fuck, i read poetry and draw too. :|

stop gaying up the poor guy. :gay:

how do you know he hates attention? he didn't happen to threaten people away from giving him any, did he? :lol:

[chunky]

And did you know that he's a great cock? And did you know that he has curly hair?

freud > you.

[Walktheline]

wait. for a second i thought you said he WRITES poetry. :| fuck, i read poetry and draw too. :|

stop gaying up the poor guy. :gay:

how do you know he hates attention? he didn't happen to threaten people away from giving him any, did he? :lol:


maybe he'll make a cool appearance or maybe not because he's too busy studying and building things to read RD, eat food, cut his curly hair, to respond to the womens. He's ignoring us ladies, and we love him for it.
I'd hit it.
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=146498

[ORaNGe dAsY]

He's my FelMonkey! :love:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

I know for a fact that he does.

I'd lock my doors if I were you. And wear security underwear. And get rid of any sheep, if you happen to have some.
i was actually talking about myself, cuz i literally threatened some people here to never ever give me any kind of attention or acknowledgement on RD whatsoever. i probably sounded insane.

unfortunately, abed was not one of those people. :| it'll be a 3-way DDR duel to the death. and since i don't dance, i'm just going to break it. rompe, rompe, rompe (http://mariorompe2.ytmnd.com/).

[chunky]

And did you know that he doesn't like socks?

that must be the bengali in him.

I hate socks too.

[ORaNGe dAsY]

And did you know that he doesn't like socks?
:shock:

[chunky]

LMFAO! :rofl:

don't kid yourself women, you're only after his felonious spunk.

[Walktheline]

don't kid yourself women, you're only after his felonious spunk.


and you've only planted your lips firmly on his felonious junk! It's ok. We can all hit it. I think...

[KhanNoonienSingh]

:bump: this thread can't die

[kwitcherbitchin]

where the fack is he...he should hijack his own dedication thread and post random shiznit.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

where the fack is he...he should hijack his own dedication thread and post random shiznit.
let the others die, this is the only one worth posting in.

[chunky]

And did you know that he never makes his bed?



What a weirdo.

odd. he and I seem to have a lot of quirks in common.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

odd. he and I seem to have a lot of quirks in common.
and all the rest of us guys too. but... let the girls keep thinking every guy is an alien.

[kwitcherbitchin]

He hates the attention. He's only going to post here once the thread has derailed, gone completely off topic, and been junked.

what an attention-phobe :no:

we should lure him in here somehow :think:

you seem to know a lot about him...what's his weakness? :o

[KhanNoonienSingh]

:love: Aliens.

http://xmorph.sourceforge.net/home/gourlay/public_html/Xmorph/pub/examples/mjg-alien/alien-head-440x450.gif
didn't my baby pics look like an alien? i keep telling my mom that and she yells at me. big head, big eyes. :no:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

what an attention-phobe :no:

we should lure him in here somehow :think:

you seem to know a lot about him...what's his weakness? :o
sheep. :drdodgy:

[kwitcherbitchin]

sheep. :drdodgy:

well what are you waiting for...go put on a sheep costume!

[KhanNoonienSingh]

Your baby pics were OMFG :love: :love: :love: So if that is what aliens look like, I want one.
best pickup line evar. want a little jatt baby? :angel:

srsly tho, that's why i want to have kids so badly so soon which other people find weird. my kids are going to look like that. my sister came out as an awesome baby too. i don't know what it is, but it came from my mom's side. i've spent time analyzing this after i got to play with my cousin.

its 1/3 chance with my cousins, so it should be 100% for me. you should see a pic of my cousin, Umamah, she's 2 now... and i was right :| i'd have kicked all kinds of hotness as a girl.

[kwitcherbitchin]

Butter chicken. Sheep. Monica Bellucci?

i can't cook worth beans

so...


http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci03.jpg

[KhanNoonienSingh]

i can't cook worth beans

so...


http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci03.jpg
k, i don't think i'd have been that hot. we'll see in 18 years.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

i can't cook worth beans
that's another thing he likes. coolbeans. :drdodgy:

[kwitcherbitchin]

k, i don't think i'd have been that hot. we'll see in 18 years.

we can't wait that long for him to show up =/

[kwitcherbitchin]

lmfao GND he likes sheeps not clouds :lol:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

http://www.durmitorcg.com/Monika/images/Monica%20Bellucci%2017.jpg
wow. :o


that's why i browse with images off.

[kwitcherbitchin]

that's another thing he likes. coolbeans. :drdodgy:

what the hell are coolbeans?

[kwitcherbitchin]

http://www.durmitorcg.com/Monika/images/Monica%20Bellucci%2017.jpg
wow. :o


that's why i browse with images off.

what is that? :weird:

[kwitcherbitchin]

:lol: It's a fluffy sheep kay. He likes ample asses.

felonman's hair reminds me of a black fluffy sheep :lol:

[kwitcherbitchin]

:ugh: Shampoo?

but she's like licking it...shampoo makes me gag if it goes in my mouth :weird:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

i think its honey.

[BigCrazyIndian]

what is that? :weird:

clear gravy.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

True. It's clear and yellowish... :|
i think the idea was to want to lick her face. i think guys might've picked up on that better :lol:

[kwitcherbitchin]

:rofl: I love it though. I don't want him to cut it.

So imagine

http://smi-web.stanford.edu/people/sintek/nerd.gif + http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:HE7ALYqgLSl46M:www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/8072/pictures/eggart/sheep-black.jpg

^lmfao that I searched for "nerd", and google images gave me a stanford website.

:rofl: :rofl:

i don't think he will cut it...i bet he stores all kinds of stuff in it :lol:

[kwitcherbitchin]

clear gravy.

what's it made out of? :weird:

[BigCrazyIndian]

what's it made out of? :weird:

I don't even know what regular gravy is made out of.

I'm going to assume the clear gravy uses the same ingredients as regular gravy...only that they have to be clear.

[versatil]

fear not long. versatil, die-er of threads arriveded.

[versatil]

I don't even know what regular gravy is made out of.

I'm going to assume the clear gravy uses the same ingredients as regular gravy...only that they have to be clear.

sort of like the crystal clear pepsi.
so basically, it's so clear it's just going to vanish off the face of the planet in due time. =/

[KhanNoonienSingh]

nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo

[KhanNoonienSingh]

sort of like the crystal clear pepsi.
so basically, it's so clear it's just going to vanish off the face of the planet in due time. =/
anyone else seen that commercial for vault? volt? jolt? whatever that new drink is... its really SURGE in disguise, on steroids!

[BigCrazyIndian]

sort of like the crystal clear pepsi.
so basically, it's so clear it's just going to vanish off the face of the planet in due time. =/

when crystal pepsi came out, SNL did a skit involving crystal gravy. So, bascially, I'm plagiarizing.

[versatil]

nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo

I said that in the car today while in the Bronx.

Really loudly.

People weren't very approving.

And so it holds that the Bronx is dirty. Dirty. Sordid. Filthy.

[versatil]

when crystal pepsi came out, SNL did a skit involving crystal gravy. So, bascially, I'm plagiarizing.

Whoa. I de-plaguerized without even knowing the original context of your plagiarizinining. that's like. the Force or some shit at work there.
Fucking miners.

[BigCrazyIndian]

lmao. I love your posts. And you.

:love:

I like how you love my posts first and me last.

[versatil]

lmao. I love your posts. And you.

Keep reading.

LOL i just had a thought

since he's like... tall n shit..
there's more of him to look at lol but he doesn't have the esthetic of a hot chick so i dont see how he could maintain vertical suspense.
OMG. scene from some movie comes to mind... what wasit called? naked gun? spy hard? i forget.

ah shit. this is totally not what i was trying to say. :( OMFG. FUCKING MEXICANS..... SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.. they couldnt distribute flyers at a better time?!


..................

[versatil]

G'nite boys!

G'nite girlies.

[versatil]

No no! other way around. I swearz.

she does the swearin with a capital Z.
she's like.. a French babe that shaves and doesn't sleep all the time.
BCi. hit it. GOOOOO

[kwitcherbitchin]

I don't even know what regular gravy is made out of.

I'm going to assume the clear gravy uses the same ingredients as regular gravy...only that they have to be clear.

i don't know either...i don't think i'll eat it anymore =/

dude! have you ever wondered what the 23 or whatever flavors of Dr. Pepper are? :o

[Felonius Monk]

i can't cook worth beans

so...


http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/monica-bellucci/monica-bellucci03.jpg
My god.

[versatil]

see. told u so.

[versatil]

:rofl: Shit. I can't leave. I need my 'bed. Not this one though *points to mattress*

What's your bed like?
Mine is big and soft. Big enough for 1.5x of me. So i just pretend I'm fat when I go to sleep.

[kwitcherbitchin]

My god.

woohoo it worked! :joy:

[Felonius Monk]

woohoo it worked! :joy:
I'm a sucker for hot chicks.

[versatil]

Told who what the?

Kay g'nite.

ok recap:

GND: OMG LYFE IS THE SUCK. Felonius Monk won't not grace us with his presence until this thread is burned at the stake. FUCK. /French

versatil: You summoned me?

GND: wut?

versatil: ::hands over business card that reads, "Professional Heretic. First Rate Stake Burning"::

GND: ...

BCI: sex.

GND: okay. but i am le tired.

BCI: zzz

GND: wtf

versatil: lol ::tries to sell himself and his vacuums (yes, I'm also a door-door salesman on the side) ::

GND: lol

versatil: lol

versatil: lol ::sneeze::

::stuff burns::

Felonious Monk: Whoa. Something's burning. Must.. masturbate. Visiting RD first.


yeah.
see?

[versatil]

It's a princess bed. Canopy and everything. :angel:

WHOA.

that is awesome.

do pygmies live on or under the canopy?

[Felonius Monk]

ok recap:

GND: OMG LYFE IS THE SUCK. Felonius Monk won't not grace us with his presence until this thread is burned at the stake. FUCK. /French

versatil: You summoned me?

GND: wut?

versatil: ::hands over business card that reads, "Professional Heretic. First Rate Stake Burning"::

GND: ...

BCI: sex.

GND: okay. but i am le tired.

BCI: zzz

GND: wtf

versatil: lol ::tries to sell himself and his vacuums (yes, I'm also a door-door salesman on the side) ::

GND: lol

versatil: lol

versatil: lol ::sneeze::

::stuff burns::

Felonious Monk: Whoa. Something's burning. Must.. masturbate. Visiting RD first.


yeah.
see?
:rofl: Its funny because its true.

... must... masturbate..

[versatil]

So you know how when you have a cold and you don't sleep properly, and the room sort of moves but not really?

LOL yeah totally.
i sort of lock myself in, jam shit into my manager chair, wear a shirt with velcro on the back, place platter of needles in front of me.

something is bound to take care of something in that sort of situation. it leaves u feeling a bit lighter and more focused in the morning.

well. maybe a morning in the following week when you're out of the hospital.

oh. turning off the porn helps, too.

[versatil]

oh my god, i'm laughing so hard. I don't feel good. Abed will you shaadi?

before my rents rent me off? ye.. wait.. :squint: shaadi means marriage right?
and you are in fact a girl.
hrm.

*hrm*

all signs are pointing to "IT'S A TRAP."

but i guess from you're perspective...

"PART A S'TI" < < < < < Mattress
doesn't really make much sense
hrm...

why is this so difficult? :(

[kwitcherbitchin]

I'm a sucker for hot chicks.

you and the rest of the world too, buddy :D

except me of course...kwitchy bitchy hath no weakness :cool:

[kwitcherbitchin]

Bless me.

:rofl: i always say that when nobody else does :(

[versatil]

Bless me.

Wth. How much more blessing do you need?

God was already like, ::snap snap:: with you. and the world was like O_O
oh shi-

oh right. and then there was RD. yeah. hrm. yeah. ok. lol. u made your heart skip a beat. hahaha she's so hawt, she intermittently shuts off for a moment.
=o

[versatil]

Oh. Oh okay.



Are you sure? That's drastic measures.

I can go without porn for weeks.

I wouldn't recommend it.

In the words ofa good friend of mine, "Wtf is wrong with you. No you're not going to become a better person. No you're not going to reach enlightenment. Get off of AIM and get off. Now."

I didn't listen to him :(

paid the price. i ended up discplining myself and shit. it was stupid. round 2 starts soon :( lolol

[versatil]

Mattress!

fuck....

i actually will respond to that in real life.
seriously.

catch me in times square in a flock of tourists. just be like.

"COUCH!"
and i'll be like. wtf. white chick? maybe it's some french-german guy she's looking for. =|

[versatil]

:rofl: Its funny because its true.

... must... masturbate..

lmao.

HAHAHAHA
siufhilsfhu

im glad i dont know u

my imagination is far too powerful at the moment.

[chunky]

I can go without porn for weeks.

I wouldn't recommend it.

In the words ofa good friend of mine, "Wtf is wrong with you. No you're not going to become a better person. No you're not going to reach enlightenment. Get off of AIM and get off. Now."

I didn't listen to him :(

paid the price. i ended up discplining myself and shit. it was stupid. round 2 starts soon :( lolol

flogging the bishop.

[versatil]

:angel: It's no trap. It shouldn't be all that difficult.


Can you really say no to this face?

*points to sig*





:|

OMG. YOU'RE A MOSQUITO?
how?!

[versatil]

flogging the bishop.

raping the altar boys and everything. it was rough to say the least :|

[chunky]

before my rents rent me off? ye.. wait.. :squint: shaadi means marriage right?
and you are in fact a girl.
hrm.

*hrm*

all signs are pointing to "IT'S A TRAP."

but i guess from you're perspective...

"PART A S'TI" < < < < < Mattress
doesn't really make much sense
hrm...

why is this so difficult? :(

GND is better known as the penis fly trap.

resist!

[versatil]

GND is better known as the penis fly trap.

resist!

LMAO

Nay to the likes of GND. Ye who catches the flying phallics shall never hold my hand in marriage.

Well maybe a walk in a park or something. Or holding something else in general. Like I could, in theory, hold your purse if you need me to. But that's about it.
Wait. wtf? Purse?
You do have a purse, right? =\

ugh. i need to sleep. like soon. hahaha just got confirmation that my stereotyping of my own ethnicity is like.. on key. that's great.

[versatil]

GND is better known as the penis fly trap.

resist!


ok.
note taken.
:salut:

i appreciate the help.

time to go poof.

[lovestick]

I think we'd be friends in real life.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

Monk, you clever finheaded monstrosity. :squint:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

I think we'd have great sex in real life.




jk. :Paper:
these heavy-handed girls are quite frightening to the poor boys.

at this EB Games store, they had a small DVD section with really cheap movies (3 for $10), and when i was looking through the pile i found 'The Girl Next Door' and 'Walk The Line' right next to each other :lol: rd moment :no:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

:bump:

[versatil]

sex

[chunky]

Oh shut the hell up.
I hear the only defense against the penis fly trap is to cover it in a cocoon of spermatozoa.

http://www.hondalife.com/~chunky/redface.gif

[KhanNoonienSingh]

:love:
yet... Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan was going for over $15, and that's 23 years old. :lol: :Owned:

[Felonius Monk]

*First world third rate.

Misquoter

[KhanNoonienSingh]

lawlz.
yeah, Pakistan's the first rate third-world country. :no:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

:rofl:

I miss eeet. :tears:

How's your sist0r?
coming back in 2 weeks :D

i've got an aga khan interview sometime next month :o maybe i'll end up there with her.