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MrAttitude
May 27th, 2006, 08:46 AM
Pick the month you were born in:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the Macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13------- chuck
14-------an animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family
Other-------Because that's how I roll
None------Because I cant control myself

Put the phrases together, have fun.

:p

MrAttitude
May 27th, 2006, 08:48 AM
I loved my cellphone because that's how I roll.

:giggle:

Speedz
May 27th, 2006, 08:48 AM
i ran over my brother because im sexy and do what i want

$H@MZ
May 27th, 2006, 08:49 AM
I murdered a football player because thats how I roll :neutral:

MrAttitude
May 27th, 2006, 08:56 AM
I murdered a football player because thats how I roll :neutral:Nice way to roll behbeh :lol:

ItsAllFobLuv
May 27th, 2006, 08:58 AM
I choked on a pickle because that's how I roll. :blink:

lovely_2005123
May 27th, 2006, 09:19 AM
I had a lunch with firman because I hate my self!

MrAttitude
May 27th, 2006, 09:33 AM
:Paper:

dhurum dhurum!

Monaa
May 27th, 2006, 09:43 AM
I smoked my best frend's bf because i was drunk.... :p

MrAttitude
May 27th, 2006, 09:54 AM
I smoked my best frend's bf because i was drunk.... :p:no:

RockinHarlot
May 27th, 2006, 09:56 AM
Stop Bringin Myspace Ova Here.

Juuulia
May 27th, 2006, 09:57 AM
I sang to a goat because I was high??

Heck, I'd sing to a goat high or not:p

bangsta101
May 27th, 2006, 09:57 AM
i sang to a squirrel because im sexy and do what i want

lol

RockinHarlot
May 27th, 2006, 09:57 AM
ps- i ran ova my best frendz bf cuz thatz how i roll

MrAttitude
May 27th, 2006, 09:58 AM
I sang to a goat because I was high??

Heck, I'd sing to a goat high or not:p:ashamed: where is meh sign!

smashcandy06
May 27th, 2006, 10:20 AM
i sang to my best friend's boyfriend because that's how i roll.

Monaa
May 27th, 2006, 10:25 AM
I loved a homeless guy because i am cool

:lol:

m_o_i_z
May 27th, 2006, 10:26 AM
I played with a noodle because I'm sexy and do what I want :neutral:

TYPE_R_GINO
May 27th, 2006, 10:27 AM
I kicked a banana Because I'm sexy and do what I want

TYPE_R_GINO
May 27th, 2006, 10:27 AM
I sang to a goat because I was high??

Heck, I'd sing to a goat high or not:p



:rofl:

Juuulia
May 27th, 2006, 10:29 AM
:ashamed: where is meh sign!
hey sweety,

i'll be taking the pictures hopefully soon

the computer is in the living room and i dont want to look ga-ayyyy!

lol but i have everything written:)

patience, patience: Perfection takes time. :D

Nebby
May 27th, 2006, 10:30 AM
I did the Macarena with myself Because I'm NOT homosexual:neutral: xXx

Lishie
May 27th, 2006, 10:36 AM
October--I smoked
17-------your mom
White------Because I was high.

I smoked your mom because I was high.

chIllmatic82
May 27th, 2006, 10:41 AM
i kicked my brother because i got high

chIllmatic82
May 27th, 2006, 10:42 AM
I smoked your mom because I was high.

white tee wha wha :dance3:

Lishie
May 27th, 2006, 10:44 AM
white tee wha wha :dance3:


haha word. It's acctually a white Scorpion King tee. lol.

TYPE_R_GINO
May 27th, 2006, 10:46 AM
haha word. It's acctually a white Scorpion King tee. lol.



nice lol

chIllmatic82
May 27th, 2006, 10:46 AM
haha word. It's acctually a white Scorpion King tee. lol.

LOL

cape cod crew for me :gay: (dont ask)

Lishie
May 27th, 2006, 10:47 AM
word, I got it like 8 years ago

Lishie
May 27th, 2006, 10:47 AM
LOL

cape cod crew for me :gay: (dont ask)


ahaha, I love random tees yo.. pure jokes, I usually end up sleeping in them.

chIllmatic82
May 27th, 2006, 10:50 AM
ahaha, I love random tees yo.. pure jokes, I usually end up sleeping in them.

yea this is my nightly attire. and thats right i havent changed or bathed yet today :dance3:

magneto
May 27th, 2006, 10:51 AM
i kicked a banana cuz thats how i roll? wtf

Lishie
May 27th, 2006, 10:52 AM
yea this is my nightly attire. and thats right i havent changed or bathed yet today :dance3:


haha, word.. neither have I..
I haven't even brushed my teeth yet.

:neutral:

I should get ready soon.

caliz shortY
May 27th, 2006, 11:16 AM
I kicked a banana, because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

chIllmatic82
May 27th, 2006, 11:19 AM
haha, word.. neither have I..
I haven't even brushed my teeth yet.

:neutral:

I should get ready soon.

i at least gargled with listerine so far :D. what do u hafta get ready 4 on a saturday morning?

SillyKitty
May 27th, 2006, 11:26 AM
Saira - I ran over a homeless guy Because I'm sexy and do what I want :neutral: (this is soo mean)

Mimo - I did the Mackarena with my best friend's boyfriend Because I'm sexy and do what I want :p

Charo - I did the Mackarena with my best friend's boyfriend Because I'm sexy and do what I want & i am high (she is wearing a blue and a white striped t-shirt) lol

magneto
May 27th, 2006, 11:26 AM
I kicked a banana, because I'm sexy and I do what I want.we share bdayss....but not shirts...:D

pachaas Paisa
May 27th, 2006, 11:26 AM
I sang to my dog Because I was high :neutral:

chIllmatic82
May 27th, 2006, 11:27 AM
Saira - I ran over a homeless guy Because I'm sexy and do what I want :neutral: (this is soo mean)

Mimo - I did the Mackarena with my best friend's boyfriend Because I'm sexy and do what I want :p

Charo - I did the Mackarena with my best friend's boyfriend Because I'm sexy and do what I want & i am high (she is wearing a blue and a white striped t-shirt) lol

aw how cute all 3 of them did 1 :gay:

Halal Meat
May 27th, 2006, 11:27 AM
i loved my sister because i was high :yikes:

snak3
May 27th, 2006, 11:32 AM
I ran over a pickle Because I was drunk :p

TYPE_R_GINO
May 27th, 2006, 11:33 AM
Saira - I ran over a homeless guy Because I'm sexy and do what I want :neutral: (this is soo mean)

Mimo - I did the Mackarena with my best friend's boyfriend Because I'm sexy and do what I want :p

Charo - I did the Mackarena with my best friend's boyfriend Because I'm sexy and do what I want & i am high (she is wearing a blue and a white striped t-shirt) lol


u have multiple personalities :o lol

caliz shortY
May 27th, 2006, 11:33 AM
we share bdayss....but not shirts...:D

whoops, i just random things. well then, my "real" one would be:

i smoked a fireman because i was high.

SillyKitty
May 27th, 2006, 11:34 AM
u have multiple personalities :o lol
Lookie who dropped in.. :p


nooo lol my friends were right here with me so...they all did it too..
and they used to be on rd..they got banned :no:

magneto
May 27th, 2006, 11:35 AM
whoops, i just random things. well then, my "real" one would be:

i smoked a fireman because i was high. hahaha watta liar!

m_o_i_z
May 27th, 2006, 11:38 AM
Saira - I ran over a homeless guy Because I'm sexy and do what I want :neutral: (this is soo mean)

Mimo - I did the Mackarena with my best friend's boyfriend Because I'm sexy and do what I want :p

Charo - I did the Mackarena with my best friend's boyfriend Because I'm sexy and do what I want & i am high (she is wearing a blue and a white striped t-shirt) lol

Salman Khan did the same thing, and he's considered sexy. He also happens to be your favourite actor. Weird coincidence :neutral:

:p :p :p

caliz shortY
May 27th, 2006, 11:55 AM
hahaha watta liar!

i know, liar to the max, mmhmm :google:.

SillyKitty
May 27th, 2006, 11:55 AM
Salman Khan did the same thing, and he's considered sexy. He also happens to be your favourite actor. Weird coincidence :neutral:

:p :p :p
:p and guesss waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

:p
Salman's birthday is in DECEMBERRRRR :o

m_o_i_z
May 27th, 2006, 12:02 PM
:p and guesss waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

:p
Salman's birthday is in DECEMBERRRRR :o
So i guess that means your destined to run over a homeless man!

**gets up from the footpath and packs bags to leave**

Roshii
May 27th, 2006, 12:18 PM
I kicked myself because i was drunk!

rated_R
May 27th, 2006, 12:18 PM
Pick the month you were born in:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I did the Macarena with
April--I played with
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I sang to
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I smoked
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a Mexican
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13------- chuck
14-------an animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because that's how I roll.
Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because I was drunk
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because I hate my family
Other-------Because that's how I roll
None------Because I cant control myself

Put the phrases together, have fun.

:p


I smoked a gangster because I cant control myself...

:think: wtf???







:)

SillyKitty
May 27th, 2006, 01:08 PM
So i guess that means your destined to run over a homeless man!

**gets up from the footpath and packs bags to leave**
:lol: hahhahaha :p

hmm i donno i reallly cant drive.. so yea you.. better be safe you..:shame:

lagaan
May 27th, 2006, 01:09 PM
I kicked my neighbor because I'm sexy and do what I want. :mrhappy:

lil_tuntuni
May 27th, 2006, 01:13 PM
I murdered a monster because I'm NOT homosexual :neutral:

sexxichic2envy
May 27th, 2006, 01:29 PM
I danced with my sister because that's how I role.


:werd:

J1NX
May 27th, 2006, 01:36 PM
i yelled at a goat because I'm sexy and do what I want :giggle:

MrAttitude
May 27th, 2006, 02:19 PM
Bwahahahaha!

ItsAllFobLuv
May 27th, 2006, 05:23 PM
I kicked my neighbor because I'm sexy and do what I want. :mrhappy:


:roflbow:

LaBelleSeynorita
May 27th, 2006, 05:28 PM
i kicked an animal because im not homosexuel


:rofl:

animal cruelty, im against it

golds
May 27th, 2006, 05:29 PM
i kicked my dog because thats how i roll

mtlz_m@m!
May 27th, 2006, 05:30 PM
I yelled at my dog Because I'm NOT homosexual.


:lol:

Space-Cowboy
May 27th, 2006, 05:52 PM
I picked a goat because I hate myself. :(

MrAttitude
May 28th, 2006, 02:05 AM
Bump!

graphicDESIgner
May 28th, 2006, 02:07 AM
Mine makes perfect sense:

"I had lunch with a monster because I hate myself."

My low self-esteem does often result in me taking out
the not-so-pretty members of society, though I'm no
prize myself.

BoO bOo
May 28th, 2006, 02:10 AM
I yelled at a monster Because I'm sexy and do what I want.

:yes:

TYPE_R_GINO
May 28th, 2006, 02:36 AM
Lookie who dropped in.. :p


nooo lol my friends were right here with me so...they all did it too..
and they used to be on rd..they got banned :no:


yeh i think i kinda remember ur 2 friends from waay bak on the forumz....u all joined around the same time innit???


so why did they get banned??

naughtyneeners3
May 28th, 2006, 02:38 AM
"...I love myself because I can't control myself..."

TYPE_R_GINO
May 28th, 2006, 02:39 AM
"...I love myself because I can't control myself..."


wow.....so is it true??? :lol:

naughtyneeners3
May 28th, 2006, 02:40 AM
wow.....so is it true??? :lol:

perhaps.

:roll:

Mr_Gr3eNz
May 28th, 2006, 02:42 AM
I Smoked My Science Teacher Because I Hate Myself....lol

TYPE_R_GINO
May 28th, 2006, 02:42 AM
perhaps.

:roll:


u kno it is ;) lol

Mr_Gr3eNz
May 28th, 2006, 02:43 AM
i kicked my dog because thats how i roll
poor dog :rolleyes:

ORaNGe dAsY
May 28th, 2006, 02:43 AM
I loved a phone because I'm sexy and do what I want. :weirdfac:

TYPE_R_GINO
May 28th, 2006, 02:44 AM
I loved a phone because I'm sexy and do what I want. :weirdfac:


:lol: wassup sabaah ji??? :hug:

itz been quite a long time