im on my period.

[RockinHarlot]

mm hmm. itz painful.

[nygirl]

gee thanx for sharing I can die in peace now

[Nitt Khushi]

http://i.ivillage.com/gurl/react/wyt/periods/image3.gif

[RockinHarlot]

gee thanx for sharing I can die in peace now
ur welcome =D

[PaiN infLictioN]

u just had to make a thread didnt u :lol:

[Nitt Khushi]

gee thanx for sharing I can die in peace now

jeez give her a break...

http://i.ivillage.com/gurl/react/wyt/periods/image1.gif

[RockinHarlot]

http://i.ivillage.com/gurl/react/wyt/periods/image3.gif
u shuld try sticking it up ur nose :yes:

[RockinHarlot]

u just had to make a thread didnt u :lol:
i sure did.

[Nitt Khushi]

u shuld try sticking it up ur nose :yes:


http://i.ivillage.com/gurl/react/wyt/periods/image2.gif

[YANYANspokesgyal]

same here ....oh my god :sarb: weird

[RockinHarlot]

same here ....oh my god :sarb: weird
letz watch titanic together

[RockinHarlot]

http://i.ivillage.com/gurl/react/wyt/periods/image2.gif
so u've tried it b4

[shy_sadia]

i'm on my last day of period

Hope you feel better though..periods are a bitch!

[sedated_stars]

tampons scare me

[RockinHarlot]

i'm on my last day of period

Hope you feel better though..periods are a bitch!
mm hmm. im soooooooooooooooooooooo moody wen im on it. im like a total bitch.

[RockinHarlot]

tampons scare me
yea. but i wanna see how it would be to wear one.

[LostinHollywood]

same here. PERIODS SUCK.

[suga suga]

i've got mine too
thankfully, it's never painful...it's just uncomfortable

[RYNstarO23]

ahh so AUNT FLOW came over:neutral:

[sedated_stars]

same here ^^ mynes arnt painfull not even cramps for that fact but i mean ewww to even wanting to try a tampon

[pachaas Paisa]

hey me too girlfriend.. i totally hate my hemmorhoids

[pachaas Paisa]

Some of the posts in this thread remind me of the class reaction to those human sexuality videos that they would show us in grade 5. :|

*hands you some Midol*

7th standard (grade) in india was when we first had biology class and they had a preview of reproductive system, all the kids in my class were blushing and the teacher was getting mad that no one would volunteer to stand up and read the first paragraph

[suga suga]

Some of the posts in this thread remind me of the class reaction to those human sexuality videos that they would show us in grade 5. :|

*hands you some Midol*
i remember in 5th grade the female teachers were giving the girls a "girl talk" and this one girl started cryin as she tried to tell the class that one of her breasts was bigger than the other

[the gothman]

oh god. In my college human sexuality class, we were discussing periods again.

This guy raises his hand and proceeds to ask a question: "so when a girl bleeds out of her ass, this causes unorthodox emotional shifts?"


that is exactly what he said, word for word. everyone just stared at him.

[pachaas Paisa]

LOL, <3 fobs.
I was the hottest fob there, i still have the love letters that were slipped into my bookbags during lunch breaks :love:

[PaiN infLictioN]

oh god. In my college human sexuality class, we were discussing periods again.

This guy raises his hand and proceeds to ask a question: "so when a girl bleeds out of her ass, this causes unorthodox emotional shifts?"


that is exactly what he said, word for word. everyone just stared at him.
:roflbow:




sorry ladies but i just couldnt help but laugh :p

[pachaas Paisa]

:ashamed: I never got any love letters.

if you were in my class, I so would have... Id write stuff like.. "i caunt take my nazar off you, - your dreamboy"

[the gothman]

remember, this is college.

Also today in my anthropology class, we were discussing evolution. Two events:

1) This black Catholic lady was giving the professor a hard time, starting every one of her arguments with "but the bible says..."

2) This other self-procclaimed "academic" blonde chick raises her hand and asks "so if we came from chimps, does that mean that the chimps of today are going to go on to evolve into humans?"

brutal stereotype breakers.

[pachaas Paisa]

LMFAO.

I would then proceed to run into a field of yellow flowers.

I know right.. cut classes together and com eback one at a time and then the "princeepal" makes us stand outside with our hands raised together and then I look at you.. with a little smirk and tyou do that too and we laugh it off :love:


Goodness I have such a mind, i should be a bollywood producer

[RockinHarlot]

same here. PERIODS SUCK.
:cheers: bleedin vaginaz unite

[RockinHarlot]

oh god. In my college human sexuality class, we were discussing periods again.

This guy raises his hand and proceeds to ask a question: "so when a girl bleeds out of her ass, this causes unorthodox emotional shifts?"


that is exactly what he said, word for word. everyone just stared at him.
asshole

[pachaas Paisa]

LMAO... honestly. You lost me after "cut classes."

:ashamed:

You no understand fob language i see

[RockinHarlot]

^ :love:

[pachaas Paisa]

^ :love:
dont kill me :Ohno:

[PaiN infLictioN]

^ :love:
someone is feelin it tonite i see :naughty:

[RockinHarlot]

dont make me hit u in the ballz with a cricket bat. both of you.

[PaiN infLictioN]

dont make me hit u in the ballz with a cricket bat. both of you.
vaant a mango lassi baaabezz :rishid:

[RockinHarlot]

vaant a mango lassi baaabezz :rishid:
sadly yes.

[IPunjabi.Blood]

Last year this girl on the bus had a period, and I guess she didn't know about it, but when she got up there was a huge blood stain on the back of her pants and there was a pool of blood in her seat.


It was so funny.

[RockinHarlot]

Last year this girl on the bus had a period, and I guess she didn't know about it, but when she got up there was a huge blood stain on the back of her pants and there was a pool of blood in her seat.


It was so funny.
:no:


that happened to me once. bak in like the 6th grade i think. i was sittin on the floor in the gym and we were lined up in rowz, we were wating for our busez. and wen i got up there was a puddle of blood in my spot and my pantz were stained. i was soo embarressed but i just got up and kept walking. i hope no one noticed. i was soo happy to hurry the hell up and get home :neutral:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

:no:


that happened to me once. bak in like the 6th grade i think. i was sittin on the floor in the gym and we were lined up in rowz, we were wating for our busez. and wen i got up there was a puddle of blood in my spot and my pantz were stained. i was soo embarressed but i just got up and kept walking. i hope no one noticed. i was soo happy to hurry the hell up and get home :neutral:

:Omfg: I hate stories like that about kids under 10. Please refrain.

[the gothman]

Last year this girl on the bus had a period, and I guess she didn't know about it, but when she got up there was a huge blood stain on the back of her pants and there was a pool of blood in her seat.


It was so funny.

My human sexuality teacher was telling us about how she popped her cherry. She was in the 7th grade, and was hanging out with the boys. One of the boys jumped over a parking meter, and this gave her courage to try it herself.

[RockinHarlot]

:Omfg: I hate stories like that about kids under 10. Please refrain.
i was 11 =D

[RockinHarlot]

My human sexuality teacher was telling us about how she popped her cherry. She was in the 7th grade, and was hanging out with the boys. One of the boys jumped over a parking meter, and this gave her courage to try it herself.
:wtf:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

My human sexuality teacher was telling us about how she popped her cherry. She was in the 7th grade, and was hanging out with the boys. One of the boys jumped over a parking meter, and this gave her courage to try it herself.

LOL! That tickled me funny.

[FlyDesiGrl]

:wtf:
girl your hair is helllaaa dark, and you look so pale...ki kardi aa tu?!

[RockinHarlot]

girl your hair is helllaaa dark, and you look so pale...ki kardi aa tu?!
itz been photoshopped or w/e not my skin just the hair. im not pale i think it was just the lighting

[FlyDesiGrl]

itz been photoshopped or w/e not my skin just the hair. im not pale i think it was just the lighting
oh ok, i thought you went all goth! :lol:

[the gothman]

oh ok, i thought you went all goth! :lol:

can't be me :coldhand:

[HeRsHeE317]

u shuld try sticking it up ur nose :yes:
:rofl: i remember that!!



i cant believe this went to 3 pages. :|

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

This thread reminds me of of when my doctor tried explaining to me men have "their time of the month" also

[RockinHarlot]

oh ok, i thought you went all goth! :lol:
girl my hair is sooo dry from all the bleachin therez no chance that black dye is gonna stay in my hair anymore =/ my hair used to be jet black :mrhappy: it looked awesome

[HeRsHeE317]

oh ok, i thought you went all goth! :lol:
her hair has way too many colors in it. NO WONDER thats why she looks so differnt. :|

[HeRsHeE317]

This thread reminds me of of when my doctor tried explaining to me men have "their time of the month" also


hi :drdodgy:

[RockinHarlot]

can't be me :coldhand:
:hand: this comin from mister pinkish shirt wearer



arshia- remember that moovie? lol

[FlyDesiGrl]

can't be me :coldhand:
no one could ever be you, dear.

[IPunjabi.Blood]

This thread reminds me of of when my doctor tried explaining to me men have "their time of the month" also

Tell me more.

[HeRsHeE317]

yeaaaaa lol. hey watcha doin after finals 2morrow?

[RockinHarlot]

This thread reminds me of of when my doctor tried explaining to me men have "their time of the month" also
men will never understand.

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

hi :drdodgy:
Hello lil girl..how are you?

[RockinHarlot]

i dont know. i was gonna go somewhere but my so called frendz cant make it

[FlyDesiGrl]

girl my hair is sooo dry from all the bleachin therez no chance that black dye is gonna stay in my hair anymore =/ my hair used to be jet black :mrhappy: it looked awesome
stop messing with your hair, goose. leave it alone. and dont bleach it anymore..itll thin and fall out, eejot. just go to visible changes and get a protein pack put on your hair once a month. your hair is probably hella brittle.

[FlyDesiGrl]

her hair has way too many colors in it. NO WONDER thats why she looks so differnt. :|
hey nugget...done with school for the summer?

and she needs to stop dying her hair so much...lil punk!

[HeRsHeE317]

Hello lil girl..how are you?
my retainers hurt. damn teeth. sup wiht u?

[FatGeezer]

stop messing with your hair, goose. leave it alone. and dont bleach it anymore..itll thin and fall out, eejot. just go to visible changes and get a protein pack put on your hair once a month. your hair is probably hella brittle.
yea, listen to your mom.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

im so glad i dnt bleed nemore

[HeRsHeE317]

hey nugget...done with school for the summer?

and she needs to stop dying her hair so much...lil punk!

OME MORE DAY!!!! i have to stand a PE finals and a horrible physics final in the morning and then IM FREEE at 11:55 :D

[RockinHarlot]

stop messing with your hair, goose. leave it alone. and dont bleach it anymore..itll thin and fall out, eejot. just go to visible changes and get a protein pack put on your hair once a month. your hair is probably hella brittle.
it is brittle. i havnt colored my hair in a year now :D and im broke rite now. but yay i've got a job now so wen i get paid i'll do that. plus my hair is super long now and i wanna cut it but i hate regular solonz cuz the ppl who work there suck ass

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Tell me more.
He told me that there is a point in the month, when when become easily agitated, forgetfull and somewhat clumsy....

...never really paid attention to myself enough to find out if its true.

[RockinHarlot]

yea, listen to your mom.
hey
fat
ass
howz
it
goin

[FlyDesiGrl]

yea, listen to your mom.
whats that supposed to mean?!!

[FatGeezer]

im so glad i dnt bleed nemore
since you had the sex change or since you went through menopause?

[HeRsHeE317]

whats that supposed to mean?!!
yer gettin old, lady

[FatGeezer]

whats that supposed to mean?!!
im saying "you tell her girl!"

i was backing u up doh!

[HeRsHeE317]

since you had the sex change or since you went through menopause?
:lol: i know right?

[FlyDesiGrl]

OME MORE DAY!!!! i have to stand a PE finals and a horrible physics final in the morning and then IM FREEE at 11:55 :D
well yayyy for you!! how fun is that?! i cant believe AstroWorld isnt around anymore :no: me and my best friend were talking about that today :no:

we are planning on going to san antonio though! :D six flags over texas and then to the riverwalk! :D

[FatGeezer]

hey
fat
ass
howz
it
goin
dont start that crap, gives me headaches. My brain wasnt made to deal with so many carriage returns per sentence!

[BDzFinEst]

my period is about as irregular as it gets .

[HeRsHeE317]

dude no way! when are you going?

[FatGeezer]

:lol: i know right?
dunno? mebe you got 2 for the price of 1 if it was sex change!

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

men will never understand.
No we wont....

[FlyDesiGrl]

it is brittle. i havnt colored my hair in a year now :D and im broke rite now. but yay i've got a job now so wen i get paid i'll do that. plus my hair is super long now and i wanna cut it but i hate regular solonz cuz the ppl who work there suck ass
where did you get a job at?

and make sure you get that protein pack done...DO IT!

and go cut your hair freak..get rid of those dead ends..otherwise they will just keep splitting up the hair shaft, and then itll break mid-way, and that just isnt sexy, gf!

[FatGeezer]

my period is about as irregular as it gets .
:think:.... I deduce it to stress.

[the gothman]

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=144773

oh, life.

[BDzFinEst]

:think:.... I deduce it to stress.
yah im very stressed .

[the gothman]

man, talking about periods is pretty awesome.

[FlyDesiGrl]

yer gettin old, lady
youre just a brat! shh!!

[HeRsHeE317]

where did you get a job at?

and make sure you get that protein pack done...DO IT!

and go cut your hair freak..get rid of those dead ends..otherwise they will just keep splitting up the hair shaft, and then itll break mid-way, and that just isnt sexy, gf!
those are prolly the only big words she knows. :|

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

um no. hysterectomy dumass.

[FlyDesiGrl]

im saying "you tell her girl!"

i was backing u up doh!
oh okay! exactly, listen to me, hershee!! :p fatgeezer got my back! :D

[RockinHarlot]

im so glad i dnt bleed nemore
wat
why not

[FlyDesiGrl]

my period is about as irregular as it gets .
i hope you know why right?

[HeRsHeE317]

youre just a brat! shh!!
:giggle:

[IPunjabi.Blood]

He told me that there is a point in the month, when when become easily agitated, forgetfull and somewhat clumsy....

...never really paid attention to myself enough to find out if its true.

Speaking of 'clumsy'. When I go to my friend's house his mother has to walk with us through the rooms to make sure I don’t knock stuff over. It's kind of embarrassing. It's just that my friend's house is abnormally small and I'm abnormally tall. I have no idea how many times I've fallen or knocked something/someone over in my life. :cry:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

my retainers hurt. damn teeth. sup wiht u?
Nothing.....about to go get some chow...its hot as hell ..and dustier than ever these days.

[HeRsHeE317]

oh okay! exactly, listen to me, hershee!! :p fatgeezer got my back! :D
every auntie needs an uncle? :dunno:

[FlyDesiGrl]

dude no way! when are you going?
i guess that was directed at me :lol: ....a saturday...not sure which one...wanna come with?

we are going to be there all day though, and come home late...i wont be home for 9pm! :p itll be alot later than that :D

[FatGeezer]

yah im very stressed .
see, dr fatty knows it all.

[HeRsHeE317]

Nothing.....about to go get some chow...its hot as hell ..and dustier than ever these days.
the dust bowl!!! :D



i took my history final today. the effect hasnt worn off. whats the dust from?

[RockinHarlot]

where did you get a job at?

and make sure you get that protein pack done...DO IT!

and go cut your hair freak..get rid of those dead ends..otherwise they will just keep splitting up the hair shaft, and then itll break mid-way, and that just isnt sexy, gf!
this accounting firm or w/e

i start tuesday =O im so freaked out cuz itz my first job

[FlyDesiGrl]

those are prolly the only big words she knows. :|
:lol: be quiet, nugget!

[HeRsHeE317]

i guess that was directed at me :lol: ....a saturday...not sure which one...wanna come with?

we are going to be there all day though, and come home late...i wont be home for 9pm! :p itll be alot later than that :D
omg omg omg :hyper: tell me when u go!

[RockinHarlot]

dont start that crap, gives me headaches. My brain wasnt made to deal with so many carriage returns per sentence!
dang. u fat ppl.

[FlyDesiGrl]

um no. hysterectomy dumass.
i feel for you, girl. dont mind the ignorance in here.

[the gothman]

this accounting firm or w/e

i start tuesday =O im so freaked out cuz itz my first job

A desi accountant? what gave you the courage to persevere and absolutely shatter all the stereotypes in order to do this?

[RockinHarlot]

Speaking of 'clumsy'. When I go to my friend's house his mother has to walk with us through the rooms to make sure I don’t knock stuff over. It's kind of embarrassing. It's just that my friend's house is abnormally small and I'm abnormally tall. I have no idea how many times I've fallen or knocked something/someone over in my life. :cry:
:rofl:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Speaking of 'clumsy'. When I go to my friend's house his mother has to walk with us through the rooms to make sure I don’t knock stuff over. It's kind of embarrassing. It's just that my friend's house is abnormally small and I'm abnormally tall. I have no idea how many times I've fallen or knocked something/someone over in my life. :cry:
No worries, Smile my luv......Always remember chics dig tall guys :) and thats alllllllllll that matters :yes:..the chics :yes:

[FlyDesiGrl]

every auntie needs an uncle? :dunno:
there is no uncle yet, gf..that place is vacant! :p

[RockinHarlot]

A desi accountant? what gave you the courage to persevere and absolutely shatter all the stereotypes in order to do this?
she offered. cuz i was going through crap. this lady is awesome. she wantz to get me guitar lessonz. = /

[FlyDesiGrl]

this accounting firm or w/e

i start tuesday =O im so freaked out cuz itz my first job
oh really? what will you be doing at the firm?

[FlyDesiGrl]

omg omg omg :hyper: tell me when u go!
lol im not taking you unless you can stay past midnight :lol:

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

i feel for you, girl. dont mind the ignorance in here.
i dnt mind at all...the internet isnt the place for wisdom after all...

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

the dust bowl!!! :D



i took my history final today. the effect hasnt worn off. whats the dust from?
It flows in from the desert...besides its close to sumer time...Hot dry weather and sandstorms :dance2:

[FlyDesiGrl]

A desi accountant? what gave you the courage to persevere and absolutely shatter all the stereotypes in order to do this?
shes a high school student y0! lol

[IPunjabi.Blood]

No worries, Smile my luv......Always remember chics dig tall guys :) and thats alllllllllll that matters :yes:

You have such magic like ways with your words. It calmed me down in matter of seconds, luv.

[RockinHarlot]

oh really? what will you be doing at the firm?
i honestly have no clue. lol. the lady'z gonna train me on tuesday. itz by the galleria

[HeRsHeE317]

lol im not taking you unless you can stay past midnight :lol:
if im wiht you, maybe? :dunno:

[FlyDesiGrl]

i dnt mind at all...the internet isnt the place for wisdom after all...
well with matters such as yours and similar in importance...no it isnt wise to discuss it here.

[the gothman]

shes a high school student y0! lol

I know, dork.

[HeRsHeE317]

It flows in from the desert...besides its close to sumer time...Hot dry weather and sandstorms :dance2:
oooo sandstorms :-s


i liek thunderstorms :D

[kaisar2]

mm hmm. itz painful.
they way u look, i can guess u smell horrible while u r in ur periods....
someone who can look like u can blow a baloon with in a single attempt @ 18psi, though tht fart is in pieces, u know trrrrrrrr trrr trrrr trrrrr rrrrrrrr
do i sound disgusting ? yes i do, and thts wht i thought about u when read the title

[HeRsHeE317]

I know, dork.
dorky dork dork

[HeRsHeE317]

they way u look, i can guess u smell horrible while u r in ur periods....
someone who can look like u can blow a baloon with in a single attempt @ 18psi, though tht fart is in pieces, u know trrrrrrrr trrr trrrr trrrrr rrrrrrrr
do i sound disgusting ? yes i do, and thts wht i thought about u when read the title
stupid noobs.

[FlyDesiGrl]

It flows in from the desert...besides its close to sumer time...Hot dry weather and sandstorms :dance2:
make sure you play DARUDE-SANDSTORM while you run through the desert and the sandstorms are going crazy...wave your chuddi in the air like you just dont care.

[PaiN infLictioN]

this accounting firm or w/e

i start tuesday =O im so freaked out cuz itz my first job
damn your first job is at an accounting firm!! arghgh :mad:




mine was at a gas station in the damn kallu ghetto :no:

[FatGeezer]

dang. u fat ppl.
yep, oh the drama!

imagkne if i was fat AND gay!

[FlyDesiGrl]

i honestly have no clue. lol. the lady'z gonna train me on tuesday. itz by the galleria
sweet, well congrats...thats a great job to have for a first timer. summer work only?

[IPunjabi.Blood]

they way u look, i can guess u smell horrible while u r in ur periods....
someone who can look like u can blow a baloon with in a single attempt @ 18psi, though tht fart is in pieces, u know trrrrrrrr trrr trrrr trrrrr rrrrrrrr
do i sound disgusting ? yes i do, and thts wht i thought about u when read the title

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/631/untitled2copy3rw.jpg

You better apologize to her, mister.

[HeRsHeE317]

OMG RANJU!!! we can go to funplex and play DDR!!! u remmeber toan vo rite? he works there... bahah

[FlyDesiGrl]

if im wiht you, maybe? :dunno:
possibly. we will see wassup. maybe we could take naheeda and nuzi with us also. you remember my friend Sana right? she came to Ranoush.

[kaisar2]

stupid noobs.
excuse me? a 25ksome posts doesnt makes u seniour in anyway, mind it a noob on RD doesnt makes someone a noob by birth

[HeRsHeE317]

possibly. we will see wassup. maybe we could take naheeda and nuzi with us also. you remember my friend Sana right? she came to Ranoush.
oh right! i liked her :D


omg this could be like an aunties'n'kid day out! wooohoo!

[FlyDesiGrl]

damn your first job is at an accounting firm!! arghgh :mad:




mine was at a gas station in the damn kallu ghetto :no:
dawg, my first job ever..i was a LifeGuard at a SixFlags Water Park :lol: i got a nice sun tan...:D mannn that was years ago! :no:

[RockinHarlot]

adnan- thank you come again.


fatass - that would make u my bestfrend

nikki -yea summer time only cuz im only 17 so she cant let me work while i've got skool :gay:

[HeRsHeE317]

excuse me? a 25ksome posts doesnt makes u seniour in anyway, mind it a noob on RD doesnt makes someone a noob by birth
ya not makin sense y0.

[kaisar2]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/631/untitled2copy3rw.jpg

You better apologize to her, mister.
sorry! i didnt knew she was ur sis :p

[HeRsHeE317]

dawg, my first job ever..i was a LifeGuard at a SixFlags Water Park :lol: i got a nice sun tan...:D mannn that was years ago! :no:
i verked at t-mobile. werd.

[FatGeezer]

um no. hysterectomy dumass.


oooh touchy!
you obvioiusly didnt read this:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/fatgeezer/hyst.jpg

[RockinHarlot]

they way u look, i can guess u smell horrible while u r in ur periods....
someone who can look like u can blow a baloon with in a single attempt @ 18psi, though tht fart is in pieces, u know trrrrrrrr trrr trrrr trrrrr rrrrrrrr
do i sound disgusting ? yes i do, and thts wht i thought about u when read the title
being on my period makez me disgusting?

[FlyDesiGrl]

oh right! i liked her :D


omg this could be like an aunties'n'kid day out! wooohoo!
there will be drinking....and yeah... :lol: i wont have you winging like you did at D&B at the last RD meet!!

[RockinHarlot]

sorry! i didnt knew she was ur sis :p
damn straight

[MrAttitude]

so you must be horny enuff today innit :nervious:

[HeRsHeE317]

there will be drinking....and yeah... :lol: i wont have you winging like you did at D&B at the last RD meet!!
whores :hand:

[kaisar2]

ya not makin sense y0.
keep denying it

[FatGeezer]

make sure you play DARUDE-SANDSTORM while you run through the desert and the sandstorms are going crazy...wave your chuddi in the air like you just dont care.
ooh you should see me shake ma booty to that tune!

[IPunjabi.Blood]

sorry! i didnt knew she was ur sis :p

I smell a moron. Did you know that morons are people who THINK they knew everything when they really are completely oblivious to the facts. And the facts are that they're morons. Can you spot yourself between the lines? Yuup. Moron, indeed.

[HeRsHeE317]

keep denying it
expalin again what im trying to deny?

[HeRsHeE317]

I smell a moron. Did you know that morons are people who THINK they knew everything when they really are completely oblivious to the facts. And the facts are that they're morons. Can you spot yourself between the lines? Yuup. Moron, indeed.
thank you.

[PaiN infLictioN]

dawg, my first job ever..i was a LifeGuard at a SixFlags Water Park :lol: i got a nice sun tan...:D mannn that was years ago! :no:
its a lot better than sittin in the hood sellin blunts and honeybuns :rolleyes:

[RockinHarlot]

OMG RANJU!!! we can go to funplex and play DDR!!! u remmeber toan vo rite? he works there... bahah
i dint talk to chinkyz

[HeRsHeE317]

john!! dude the short kid! he dosent count as an asain!! :|

[kaisar2]

being on my period makez me disgusting?
making a bloody thread on period is disgusting, it isnt ur prom or birthday

[RockinHarlot]

I smell a moron. Did you know that morons are people who THINK they knew everything when they really are completely oblivious to the facts. And the facts are that they're morons. Can you spot yourself between the lines? Yuup. Moron, indeed.
ohhh buuurnnn

[RockinHarlot]

john!! dude the short kid! he dosent count as an asain!! :|
i dont know who that is. DDR are you kiddin me?

[HeRsHeE317]

making a bloody thread on period is disgusting, it isnt ur prom or birthday
if its bothering you so fucking much why dont u pack your e-bags and get the hell outta here? :arrow:

[RockinHarlot]

making a bloody thread on period is disgusting, it isnt ur prom or birthday
yea and making a thread on titz and ass is just fab

[Be||a]

And what? Really, are you dying for all the attention? Are you? Do you not get attention irl?!

[HeRsHeE317]

i dont know who that is. DDR are you kiddin me?
dude. ddr is fun. :|

[MrAttitude]

And what? Really, are you dying for all the attention? Are you? Do you not get attention irl?!:rofl:

[kaisar2]

yea and making a thread on titz and ass is just fab
yeah it is exculding ur tits n ass

[RockinHarlot]

My dick will be your Tampax
I'm hunger for your blood
A penis veiled vampire
Will suck your menstrual mud.
My dick is not so funny
But passionate and queer
A functional vampire pump
Is good for monthly needs

Oh yes! I feel the smell
It's going out of your sexual cells
Why don't you spread your legs?
Just do it it's not a usual sex
The inner blood-thirsty sucker,
Is what I think you need
Sewerage of my blood
Vessels will make you carefree.

Take me inside of your ache
Inside of painful bleeding cunt.
Love me, cause I'm so pussy,
Your pussy sanitary pump.
Your sappy appetizing secretions
Hemorrhage cascade to your feet
Oh, sweet female damnation
Fuel for my immortality.

I'm your vaginal Dracula
Taste some pervert kind of vampirism.

Every time when you bleeding
A fascinating blood-red vine drive mad
And I drown in orgiastic
Creep from your cunt.
The critical days have coming
And blood-sucker become furious
Like insect I dig into your,
Into your blooming virgin rose.
I'm greedy, I thirsty for every drop
From your cranny. I'm thirsty,
Drop by drop I sip your honey.
To fuck? It's not a fucking.
I have a sting in place of my dick.
And what's up? What I doing?
I fuck or I sting?
I suck! And sometime I will suck out
Your life to the last drop
And your innocent your
Empty membrane will be my cruel joke.

She is dead. But I'm hungry again.
I need a fresh menstrual juice.

Soaked - cunt I bleed
Soaked - forever bleed.

Hey girl how do you like my story?
Maybe you want to be my bride?
Maybe your sweet, your innocent
Cranny will give a liquid for eternal life.
I want it. My promise to love you.
And you can live if you suck my dick.
We must be like communicated vessels.
Eternal suckers we are.

Predatory erection for you
My lovely girl
So fill my empty veins
With blood and blood with love.

[FlyDesiGrl]

ooh you should see me shake ma booty to that tune!
i like rollerblading to that tune!!

id love to see you shake your butt to the tune! July? :D

[RockinHarlot]

dude. ddr is fun. :|
hmm well therez a first time for everything. so why not. this huge chick from skool workz there

[FlyDesiGrl]

its a lot better than sittin in the hood sellin blunts and honeybuns :rolleyes:
LMAO!! oh dear god! :no:

[RockinHarlot]

i like rollerblading to that tune!!

id love to see you shake your butt to the tune! July? :D
do you ice skate too?

[HeRsHeE317]

hmm well therez a first time for everything. so why not. this huge chick from skool workz there
i dont go to ur school :|


but yea, call me after school lets out. if anything, ill jsut come to hastings after school. what entrance? or wait, ill txt you.

[FlyDesiGrl]

And what? Really, are you dying for all the attention? Are you? Do you not get attention irl?!
sup chinky.

[FatGeezer]

i like rollerblading to that tune!!

id love to see you shake your butt to the tune! July? :D

we were in a hotel once in dubai and that tune came on and i started raving all around the apartment, jumped on the sofa arm and toppled it over. Had a pain down my arse-crack for days after!

[HeRsHeE317]

omg ranju we can go roller skating!!!

[MrAttitude]

My dick will be your Tampax
I'm hunger for your blood
A penis veiled vampire
Will suck your menstrual mud.
My dick is not so funny
But passionate and queer
A functional vampire pump
Is good for monthly needs

Oh yes! I feel the smell
It's going out of your sexual cells
Why don't you spread your legs?
Just do it it's not a usual sex
The inner blood-thirsty sucker,
Is what I think you need
Sewerage of my blood
Vessels will make you carefree.

Take me inside of your ache
Inside of painful bleeding cunt.
Love me, cause I'm so pussy,
Your pussy sanitary pump.
Your sappy appetizing secretions
Hemorrhage cascade to your feet
Oh, sweet female damnation
Fuel for my immortality.

I'm your vaginal Dracula
Taste some pervert kind of vampirism.

Every time when you bleeding
A fascinating blood-red vine drive mad
And I drown in orgiastic
Creep from your cunt.
The critical days have coming
And blood-sucker become furious
Like insect I dig into your,
Into your blooming virgin rose.
I'm greedy, I thirsty for every drop
From your cranny. I'm thirsty,
Drop by drop I sip your honey.
To fuck? It's not a fucking.
I have a sting in place of my dick.
And what's up? What I doing?
I fuck or I sting?
I suck! And sometime I will suck out
Your life to the last drop
And your innocent your
Empty membrane will be my cruel joke.

She is dead. But I'm hungry again.
I need a fresh menstrual juice.

Soaked - cunt I bleed
Soaked - forever bleed.

Hey girl how do you like my story?
Maybe you want to be my bride?
Maybe your sweet, your innocent
Cranny will give a liquid for eternal life.
I want it. My promise to love you.
And you can live if you suck my dick.
We must be like communicated vessels.
Eternal suckers we are.

Predatory erection for you
My lovely girl
So fill my empty veins
With blood and blood with love.:Paper:

[FlyDesiGrl]

do you ice skate too?
yes ma'am....why?! :D

[RockinHarlot]

And what? Really, are you dying for all the attention? Are you? Do you not get attention irl?!


http://images.google.com/url?q=http://ganjataz.com/general-bollocks/images/by-GT/forum-shitz/attentionwhore.jpg

kthankzbye.

[Be||a]

sup chinky.
Sup titty? Not sleeping again?

[Be||a]

kthankzbye.
Yes, I am aware of that.

[FlyDesiGrl]

we were in a hotel once in dubai and that tune came on and i started raving all around the apartment, jumped on the sofa arm and toppled it over. Had a pain down my arse-crack for days after!
wow, but that must have been one memorable moment, mate! :D

i so want to go to Dubai :ashamed: someone takeeeeeeeeee meeeeeee :(

[RockinHarlot]

yes ma'am....why?! :D
cuz i suck at that suff. i bought skatez a while back. i only put em on like once. i wanna learn how to skate

[PaiN infLictioN]

LMAO!! oh dear god! :no:
:lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

Sup titty? Not sleeping again?
thinking about it right now....lazy days of the summer! :D

[FatGeezer]

wow, but that must have been one memorable moment, mate! :D

i so want to go to Dubai :ashamed: someone takeeeeeeeeee meeeeeee :(
aaja, i'll meet you there. Used to be there alot but not been much this year.

[HeRsHeE317]

oh. my. god. its almost. FOUR.


goodnight all.

[IPunjabi.Blood]

What the hell was I thinking, defending bunch of females. I'm so looking forward to the morning. Night makes me soft.

[FlyDesiGrl]

cuz i suck at that suff. i bought skatez a while back. i only put em on like once. i wanna learn how to skate
its alot of fun. i love rollerblading and iceskating. i rollerblade in my neigborhood, and i iceskate at the rink in the Galleria.

[RockinHarlot]

What the hell was I thinking, defending bunch of females. I'm so looking forward to the morning. Night makes me soft.
we punjabi'z gotta stick together



nite arshia

[RockinHarlot]

its alot of fun. i love rollerblading and iceskating. i rollerblade in my neigborhood, and i iceskate at the rink in the Galleria.
i hope u bust ur ass next time =D

[FlyDesiGrl]

aaja, i'll meet you there. Used to be there alot but not been much this year.
ive never beennnnnn, i REALLLY REALLY want to go! i want to go shopping in Dubai :D and it looks so darn beautiful...!

[Be||a]

thinking about it right now....lazy days of the summer! :D
Your sleeping pattern is fucked up. You sleep late, wake up in the afternoon and your whole day goes to a waste. Lazy bum.

[FlyDesiGrl]

i hope u bust ur ass next time =D
thanks whore!! no im too good to bust my ass on the floor, i never fall! :p practice makes perfect :D

youre the one thats gonna fall down every two seconds, and im going to point and laugh! :D

[FlyDesiGrl]

Your sleeping pattern is fucked up. You sleep late, wake up in the afternoon and your whole day goes to a waste. Lazy bum.
no chinky. you got that so wrong! my sleep pattern is fucked..i sleep late...wake up sometimes late..sometimes early in the morning....and either way my day never goes to waste :D

youloveme.

[RockinHarlot]

thanks whore!! no im too good to bust my ass on the floor, i never fall! :p practice makes perfect :D

youre the one thats gonna fall down every two seconds, and im going to point and laugh! :D
thatz why i would neva skate.

[FatGeezer]

ive never beennnnnn, i REALLLY REALLY want to go! i want to go shopping in Dubai :D and it looks so darn beautiful...!
fcuk thats all you'll end up doing, shopping all over the place. The place is just full of shopping centres. I dont see the point though cos all the mall's are just the same shops and dearer now cos everythings imported.

If you want bargains or something different you gotto go to the downtown shops

[Be||a]

no chinky. you got that so wrong! my sleep pattern is fucked..i sleep late...wake up sometimes late..sometimes early in the morning....and either way my day never goes to waste :D

youloveme.
Love is a strong word. Jeez, I never used to say that, stupid Raffles!

You go ice skating? But doesnt the ice crack cause of your fat ass?

[FatGeezer]

Love is a strong word. Jeez, I never used to say that, stupid Raffles!

You go ice skating? But doesnt the ice crack cause of your fat ass?
do you really live in hk?

[FlyDesiGrl]

fcuk thats all you'll end up doing, shopping all over the place. The place is just full of shopping centres. I dont see the point though cos all the mall's are just the same shops and dearer now cos everythings imported.

If you want bargains or something different you gotto go to the downtown shops
wow, thats music to my ears! :D i just want to shop, relax, and kick back at the beach :D wow, perfect vacation!

[FlyDesiGrl]

Love is a strong word. Jeez, I never used to say that, stupid Raffles!

You go ice skating? But doesnt the ice crack cause of your fat ass?
raffles, knows wassup, dawg.

and yes, i ice skate....you slinky eyed bugger. you should too.

[FatGeezer]

wow, thats music to my ears! :D i just want to shop, relax, and kick back at the beach :D wow, perfect vacation!
yea jumeirah beach is real nice but it gets too hot for most people in summer and the sea water is well salty!

[FlyDesiGrl]

yea jumeirah beach is real nice but it gets too hot for most people in summer and the sea water is well salty!
im not a complainer! so its all good :D just as long as im happy its all dandy! :D

[Be||a]

raffles, knows wassup, dawg.

and yes, i ice skate....you slinky eyed bugger. you should too.
He's a jackass. A JACKASS!

I skate. Just along the edge of the rink so I can hold onto the handrail cause I always fall.

[FlyDesiGrl]

He's a jackass. A JACKASS!

I skate. Just along the edge of the rink so I can hold onto the handrail cause I always fall.
why is he a jackass?!! be nice, child! what would he do, should he see you write such comments about him?! :anxious:

[FatGeezer]

im not a complainer! so its all good :D just as long as im happy its all dandy! :D
its good actually where being brown skinned is the norm and the "white" ppl are the outcasts (albeit they get theyre arse licked, but they get well ripped off!)

[the gothman]

talk to me, belle.

[RockinHarlot]

thread jackers.

[FatGeezer]

thread jackers.
go have stomach cramps or something....

[FlyDesiGrl]

its good actually where being brown skinned is the norm and the "white" ppl are the outcasts (albeit they get theyre arse licked, but they get well ripped off!)
ohhh the benefits of being brown skinned! :D

[FatGeezer]

ohhh the benefits of being brown skinned! :D
if youre pale skinned and a young girl and wear skimpy clothes you just get assumed your a hooker. The place is full of them

[FlyDesiGrl]

if youre pale skinned and a young girl and wear skimpy clothes you just get assumed your a hooker. The place is full of them
oh...right..let me go get a spray tan..and make sure i dont dress like a hooker then! :D

[the gothman]

fine then. never again...

[FatGeezer]

oh...right..let me go get a spray tan..and make sure i dont dress like a hooker then! :D
u do that. Platforms and firengine red lipstick is a strict nono!

[suhailio]

You are disgusting for sharing such a thing with us.

:squint:

[FlyDesiGrl]

u do that. Platforms and firengine red lipstick is a strict nono!
fire engine red lipstick looks hawt though with some outfits. especially if you have dark hair. which right now i dont...but yeah. and uh..i like platform stilletooosssss...what are you doing to me fatgeezer...youre turning me into a nun!!

[RockinHarlot]

go have stomach cramps or something....
go eat a sandwhic or sumthin

[FatGeezer]

fire engine red lipstick looks hawt though with some outfits. especially if you have dark hair. which right now i dont...but yeah. and uh..i like platform stilletooosssss...what are you doing to me fatgeezer...youre turning me into a nun!!
nun's the way to go.....

[RockinHarlot]

You are disgusting for sharing such a thing with us.

:squint:
:kiss:

[FatGeezer]

go eat a sandwhic or sumthin
already am, two of em...

[RockinHarlot]

already am, two of em...
share :squint:

[FlyDesiGrl]

nun's the way to go.....
what about when its scorching hot outside?!!

[FatGeezer]

share :squint:
:fawk:

[FatGeezer]

what about when its scorching hot outside?!!
you fit yourself a portable AC unit within your nun uniform.

[RockinHarlot]

:fawk:
fatass :Punch:

[FatGeezer]

fatass :Punch:
sticks n stones....

[RockinHarlot]

sticks n stones....
donut?

[FatGeezer]

donut?
no thanks, im counting calories...

[RockinHarlot]

no thanks, im counting calories...
wout bout a bagel?

[HardBoiler]

awwwwwwwww i hope ur vagina feels better soon :) :p LOL

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

oooo sandstorms :-s


i liek thunderstorms :D
I dance in the rain.

[HardBoiler]

oops sorry i didnt mean to write that :D

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

make sure you play DARUDE-SANDSTORM while you run through the desert and the sandstorms are going crazy...wave your chuddi in the air like you just dont care.
:lol: wtf?

Speaking of chuddis...I miss dancing in them.

[FlyDesiGrl]

:lol: wtf?

Speaking of chuddis...I miss dancing in them.
dont mind me..im just babbling.

[mamamia!]

i love birthcontrol pills.

[FlyDesiGrl]

i love birthcontrol pills.
they do wonders for stomach cramps n such! and regulating your Aunt Flo!

[FatGeezer]

they do wonders for stomach cramps n such! and regulating your Aunt Flo!
but they make you chubby!

[FlyDesiGrl]

but they make you chubby!
lol yah!

[FatGeezer]

lol yah!
and then you start smoking to counter the effects!

[FlyDesiGrl]

and then you start smoking to counter the effects!
well its suggested not to smoke after 35 if youre on the pill.

[mamamia!]

but they make you chubby!
thats a myth

[FatGeezer]

well its suggested not to smoke after 35 if youre on the pill.
and how many girls heed that advice?

[mamamia!]

and then you start smoking to counter the effects!
i dont smoke :dunno: it;s nasty

[FlyDesiGrl]

and how many girls heed that advice?
not many lol...i know alot of girls early 30s and older still smoking and on the pill..naughty girls :no:

[FatGeezer]

i dont smoke :dunno: it;s nasty
then youre prob dieting. imagine on all them foods youre missing out on....

[FatGeezer]

not many lol...i know alot of girls early 30s and older still smoking and on the pill..naughty girls :no:
what d'ya wanna go on the pill for anyway? Make love and let the babies run wild....

[mamamia!]

then youre prob dieting. imagine on all them foods youre missing out on....
lol no i eat errrrrrrrything! and more

[FatGeezer]

lol no i eat errrrrrrrything! and more
then u must crapalot

[mamamia!]

then u must crapalot
no i dont poop, pee or fart.

[FatGeezer]

no i dont poop, pee or fart.
bet you pick your nose tho

[FlyDesiGrl]

what d'ya wanna go on the pill for anyway? Make love and let the babies run wild....
lol pills are also great for regualting your period and lessening stomach craps etc...aswell as preventing pregnancy y0!

[timeless_urge]

7th standard (grade) in india was when we first had biology class and they had a preview of reproductive system, all the kids in my class were blushing and the teacher was getting mad that no one would volunteer to stand up and read the first paragraph
hahahah! i remember that!

when it acutually cam eto the section abt intercourse.. our teacher was like we'll come back to that :p :p

[FatGeezer]

lol pills are also great for regualting your period and lessening stomach craps etc...aswell as preventing pregnancy y0!
yea but if youre pregnant all the time then no stomach cramps doh! just labour pains every 9 months or so!

[mamamia!]

bet you pick your nose tho
that kinda stuff is for humans

[FatGeezer]

that kinda stuff is for humans
and what are you? a Jinn?

[mamamia!]

and what are you? a Jinn?
yes, so watch it, i'll put laxatives in your food.

[vikownethu]

*runs out of thread*