F.A.O. singhzilla

[suhailio]

better watch out
your sikh jokes? ur comment about my turban? i don't know what ur upto, but i don't like it. just lay off the sikhs, keep your feelings to yourself. take this as an advice or a warning. no more of this racist shit.

Wtf, what was use of that?, I'm not racist. Ask around, let people tell you if i am or not.
I cracked a few jokes, that's about it.
Oh and your turban, it looked cool, i wasn't being cheeky or something i swear

:dunno:

[nikefc7]

bloody racist!

[suhailio]

bloody racist!

:hand:

[impactcrew]

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[singhzilla]

yeah post my private message to you to everyone in rate desi, inconsiderate fucker

[jus_me]

lol..who is is going to be tomorrow night?

[desigee]

singhzilla needs to calm down

why do people get offended so easily nowadays :sarb:

[suhailio]

yeah post my private message to you to everyone in rate desi, inconsiderate fucker

But you're a dickhead, and i wanted people to see that you are one so i had to. Sorry?:dunno:

[singhzilla]

bloody racist!
AND THE TRUTH SHALL PREVAIL!

[suhailio]

lol..who is is going to be tomorrow night?

You. :D

[suhailio]

singhzilla needs to calm down

why do people get offended so easily nowadays :sarb:

Exactly :no:

[suhailio]

AND THE TRUTH SHALL PREVAIL!

He was taking the piss, don't get a hard-on.

[surface2air]

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Sardar Joke of the day
Hello Mr. Bush," a heavily accented voice says."This is Santa Singh down in Chandigadh, Punjab. I amringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war onyou!"
"Well, Santa Singh," Bush replies, "This indeed is importantnews! Tell me, how big is your army?"
"At this moment in time," says Santa Singh after a momentscalculation, "There is myself, my cousin Banta Singh, mynext door neighbour Gurjinder and the entire Kabbadi teamfrom the Village. That makes 8!"
Bush sighs and says, "I must tell you Santa Singh that Ihave 1million men in my army waiting to move on my word."
"OK," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day Santa Singh calls back. "Right Mr.Bush , the war is still on! We have managed to acquiresome equipment!"
"What equipment would that be, Santa Singh?" Bill asks."Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Gill'stractor from the farm." Once more Bush sighs and says, "Imust tell you Santa Singh that I have 50,000 tanks, 2000mine layers,10,000 armored cars and my army has increased to1 and a half million since we last spoke." "I'll be dogged!"says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"Sure enough, Santa Singh calls again the next day."Right Mr.Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to getourselves airborne! We've gotten out old Govind's cropsprayer with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and theHockey team has joined us as well!"
Once more Bush sighs and says "I must tell you Santa Singhthat I have 4000 bombers and 8000 high maneuverabilityattack planes and my military installations are surroundedby laser guided surface to air missiles and since we lastspoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Oh cripes," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back."Santa Singh calls again the next day. "Right Mr. Bush, Iam sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.""I'm very happy to hear that," says Bush. "Why the suddenchange of heart?""Well," says Santa Singh, "We've all had a chat and to besure, there's no way we can cope with 2 million prisoners of war."

[suhailio]

Sardar Joke of the day
Hello Mr. Bush," a heavily accented voice says."This is Santa Singh down in Chandigadh, Punjab. I amringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war onyou!"
"Well, Santa Singh," Bush replies, "This indeed is importantnews! Tell me, how big is your army?"
"At this moment in time," says Santa Singh after a momentscalculation, "There is myself, my cousin Banta Singh, mynext door neighbour Gurjinder and the entire Kabbadi teamfrom the Village. That makes 8!"
Bush sighs and says, "I must tell you Santa Singh that Ihave 1million men in my army waiting to move on my word."
"OK," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day Santa Singh calls back. "Right Mr.Bush , the war is still on! We have managed to acquiresome equipment!"
"What equipment would that be, Santa Singh?" Bill asks."Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Gill'stractor from the farm." Once more Bush sighs and says, "Imust tell you Santa Singh that I have 50,000 tanks, 2000mine layers,10,000 armored cars and my army has increased to1 and a half million since we last spoke." "I'll be dogged!"says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"Sure enough, Santa Singh calls again the next day."Right Mr.Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to getourselves airborne! We've gotten out old Govind's cropsprayer with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and theHockey team has joined us as well!"
Once more Bush sighs and says "I must tell you Santa Singhthat I have 4000 bombers and 8000 high maneuverabilityattack planes and my military installations are surroundedby laser guided surface to air missiles and since we lastspoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Oh cripes," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back."Santa Singh calls again the next day. "Right Mr. Bush, Iam sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.""I'm very happy to hear that," says Bush. "Why the suddenchange of heart?""Well," says Santa Singh, "We've all had a chat and to besure, there's no way we can cope with 2 million prisoners of war."

Fuck reading all that, i'll just laugh...................hehe.

[selina_786]

Suhail, seriously are you okay?

You have come so far and now you are just destroying yourself, why?

:(

I always get along with myself.

[singhzilla]

But you're a dickhead, and i wanted people to see that you are one so i had to. Sorry?:dunno:
yeah cos ur just insecure, can't get me on your own huh? stupid fucker.

[nikefc7]

Sardar Joke of the day
Hello Mr. Bush," a heavily accented voice says."This is Santa Singh down in Chandigadh, Punjab. I amringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war onyou!"
"Well, Santa Singh," Bush replies, "This indeed is importantnews! Tell me, how big is your army?"
"At this moment in time," says Santa Singh after a momentscalculation, "There is myself, my cousin Banta Singh, mynext door neighbour Gurjinder and the entire Kabbadi teamfrom the Village. That makes 8!"
Bush sighs and says, "I must tell you Santa Singh that Ihave 1million men in my army waiting to move on my word."
"OK," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day Santa Singh calls back. "Right Mr.Bush , the war is still on! We have managed to acquiresome equipment!"
"What equipment would that be, Santa Singh?" Bill asks."Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Gill'stractor from the farm." Once more Bush sighs and says, "Imust tell you Santa Singh that I have 50,000 tanks, 2000mine layers,10,000 armored cars and my army has increased to1 and a half million since we last spoke." "I'll be dogged!"says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"Sure enough, Santa Singh calls again the next day."Right Mr.Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to getourselves airborne! We've gotten out old Govind's cropsprayer with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and theHockey team has joined us as well!"
Once more Bush sighs and says "I must tell you Santa Singhthat I have 4000 bombers and 8000 high maneuverabilityattack planes and my military installations are surroundedby laser guided surface to air missiles and since we lastspoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Oh cripes," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back."Santa Singh calls again the next day. "Right Mr. Bush, Iam sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.""I'm very happy to hear that," says Bush. "Why the suddenchange of heart?""Well," says Santa Singh, "We've all had a chat and to besure, there's no way we can cope with 2 million prisoners of war."

you couldnt have picked a better time to post that joke could you?

[wah kya bhat hai]

what do u call a sick person?
a sikh person

[impactcrew]

Fuck reading all that, i'll just laugh...................hehe.

Same here and How many fuckin words was in that message! lol

[suhailio]

Suhail, seriously are you okay?

You have come so far and now you are just destroying yourself, why?

:(

I always get along with myself.

Never knew you did that kinda shit :squint:

Oh and yeah i'm ok. Never felt better. How about yourself? :D

[nikefc7]

what do u call a sick person?
a sikh person

:no:

[yuong buoy]

vaat is F.A.O.?

[impactcrew]

Suhail, seriously are you okay?

You have come so far and now you are just destroying yourself, why?

:(

I always get along with myself.

Selina Well said and that was my view!

[suhailio]

what do u call a sick person?
a sikh person

For the love of God.

Please Stop it. :neutral:

[singhzilla]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

I think these are funnier, laugh at this bitch

[suhailio]

vaat is F.A.O.?

Fish And Omelete.

[nikefc7]

vaat is F.A.O.?

fucking arsehole overhere now

[selina_786]

Never knew you did that kinda shit :squint:

Oh and yeah i'm ok. Never felt better. How about yourself? :D
LOL.. I tame that ego yo.

I'm not bad thanx, tired.

So silly, I have 2 weeks left before a major exam and just realised that I have 2 projects to complete and no effin software to work on. Shit.

[yuong buoy]

Fish And Omelete.

areeeeeee no really

[yuong buoy]

fucking arsehole overhere now

lol wheres the n...

[suhailio]

yeah cos ur just insecure, can't get me on your own huh? stupid fucker.

On your own?, that sounds kinky. What ya saying, me &..........oh allow that.

Err yeah, look man, i have nothing against you, you are just assuming i'm racist, when i'm not. I have been here for a year now and no person has accused me of being Racist.........then why you?

[nikefc7]

lol wheres the n...

he missed it out. must have been a typo

[Dzat111]

ok suhailio u wanting to create a big bad "everyone hates me" image of urself is getting kinda annoying now so yeah calm down....this wont get u any more attention than uve already gotten which has gotten ur head all gassed up....jus relax buddy..the grls will come naturally..dont try so hard...k?

[jus_me]

You. :D

wicked!

expect a pm from me tomorrow containing the words "your mum" and we go from there, ok?

now to trawl the internet for the best in "your mum" comebacks as that is the maturest way to reply to someone.

[yuong buoy]

he missed it out. must have been a typo

ic ic... well thank you

[suhailio]

ok suhailio u wanting to create a big bad "everyone hates me" image of urself is getting kinda annoying now so yeah calm down....this wont get u any more attention than uve already gotten which has gotten ur head all gassed up....jus relax buddy..the grls will come naturally..dont try so hard...k?

A/s/l?

[suhailio]

LOL.. I tame that ego yo.

I'm not bad thanx, tired.

So silly, I have 2 weeks left before a major exam and just realised that I have 2 projects to complete and no effin software to work on. Shit.

Get out and do some work :arrow:

[wah kya bhat hai]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

I think these are funnier, laugh at this bitch


No dawg honestly these are deff lame no like fo real if u want to say some jokes say some good jokes

[selina_786]

Selina Well said and that was my view!
Sometimes some people just need to be told (in a good way) that they are taking the wrong steps which are ultimately leading them to self destruction yo.

Man it's so evident^^^^^ that I'm tired LOL. (chatting crap)

[suhailio]

wicked!

expect a pm from me tomorrow containing the words "your mum" and we go from there, ok?

now to trawl the internet for the best in "your mum" comebacks as that is the maturest way to reply to someone.

Haha...if i'm bored, i'll make a hate thread against you. Otherwise meh.

[jus_me]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

I think these are funnier, laugh at this bitch

so its intolerable for suhailio to say stuff about sikhs but its ok for you to post crap about pakistani people?

dickwad.

[suhailio]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

I think these are funnier, laugh at this bitch

:kekeke:

[selina_786]

Get out and do some work :arrow:
I need microsoft office :(.. I'm purchasing that crap from Ebay. But yea I have completed some work.

I'm too tired now.

[suhailio]

so its intolerable for suhailio to say stuff about sikhs but its ok for you to post crap about pakistani people?

dickwad.

Init. So mean :(.

[singhzilla]

ok suhailio u wanting to create a big bad "everyone hates me" image of urself is getting kinda annoying now so yeah calm down....this wont get u any more attention than uve already gotten which has gotten ur head all gassed up....jus relax buddy..the grls will come naturally..dont try so hard...k?
alright suhailio, you've been here for one year, and this is what people think of you.

[HiGHland~Heather]

No dawg honestly these are deff lame no like fo real if u want to say some jokes say some good jokes

About 3 of them were mildly amusing. :)

C'mon credit where its due.

I hate jokes that go like 'How do you when <insert nationality> is lying?' etc.

They're so unoriginal and generic, if you wanna do something do it ardently! :p

[nikefc7]

ic ic... well thank you

it mean for the attention off. honestly! now dont ask where the t went cause i have no fooking clue!

[jus_me]

Init. So mean :(.

i know, he could have picked on your homosexuality and penchant for tight bleached jeans..but oh no, he had to take it there! :p

[suhailio]

alright suhailio, you've been here for one year, and this is what people think of you.

I don't see the word 'Racist' anywhere in that post.

Ok the guy doesn't like me, he made it clear. Well tough, alot of people don't like me, but i'm not going to go jump of a cliff, i'm sorry :dunno:

[singhzilla]

so its intolerable for suhailio to say stuff about sikhs but its ok for you to post crap about pakistani people?

dickwad.
what goes around, comes around

[suhailio]

i know, he could have picked on your homosexuality and penchant for tight bleached jeans..but oh no, he had to take it there! :p

That would of been sexy :love:

He had to choose a boring topic. 'Racism'.....man this is like Secondary School shit.

[singhzilla]

so its intolerable for suhailio to say stuff about sikhs but its ok for you to post crap about pakistani people?

dickwad.
and oi, u fucking dumbass, i didn't say shit about religion, bare that in mind

[jus_me]

what goes around, comes around

ok..so now its HIS turn to post crap about sikhs?

how about being the bigger man and rising above it and not taking notice of people online?

[suhailio]

what goes around, comes around

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

EVERYONE, just look at this pathetic being and just laugh.

That's all i can say :rofl:

[selina_786]

what goes around, comes around
A dog barks at you and you bark back at the dog?

Great.

This way, you will never learn to move on.

[wah kya bhat hai]

singhzilla do u have a dick up ur ass rite now?

[nikefc7]

i know, he could have picked on your homosexuality and penchant for tight bleached jeans..but oh no, he had to take it there! :p

:rofl:

[suhailio]

A dog barks at you and you bark back at the dog?

Great.

This way, you will never learn to move on.

:kekeke:

[singhzilla]

That would of been sexy :love:

He had to choose a boring topic. 'Racism'.....man this is like Secondary School shit.
sound just like a middle school girl right there. so whats homosexuality..is it, is it "like College shit?"

[jus_me]

and oi, u fucking dumbass, i didn't say shit about religion, bare that in mind

now now, no need for name calling just because youre discovering what a twat you really are..

i dont care if you said stuff about his religion or not..sikhs arent the only people who wear turbans..i dont remember suhailio saying anything about sikhs..he just mentioned your turban.

Why dont you just ignore him? Would have been the easier thing to do

[suhailio]

singhzilla do u have a dick up ur ass rite now?

I think he has.......because he does sound 'hurt' :lol:

Ouch.

[FatGeezer]

A dog barks at you and you bark back at the dog?

Great.

This way, you will never learn to move on.
what do you expect when everyones in a kennel?

[HiGHland~Heather]

and oi, u fucking dumbass, i didn't say shit about religion, bare that in mind

lol, I noticed that.

bit of an afterthought though, eh? didn't you already reply to him. :lol:

[Dzat111]

A/s/l?

53/F/URUGUAY

[jus_me]

That would of been sexy :love:

He had to choose a boring topic. 'Racism'.....man this is like Secondary School shit.

well how could those jeans not be?!

how i envy that guy you were groping :neutral:

[selina_786]

:kekeke:LOL it's true though.

What goes round, comes around. Does he even know what this means?

Errr I think he means give and take.

[suhailio]

sound just like a middle school girl right there. so whats homosexuality..is it, is it "like College shit?"

Stick to the topic or i am going to post another Sikh joke :rant:

[singhzilla]

singhzilla do u have a dick up ur ass rite now?
do you have a dick?

[vsaigal]

suhailio hahaha ..... stop fucking with ma friend, he's a cool guy

[zuiwaziri]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

I think these are funnier, laugh at this bitch
Im all for a laugh n giggle over racial n religious jokes.
I will laugh at paki or Muslim jokes if they are funny, As u shud over funny Sikh Jokes.

But Sir, Those were not even close to being funny :no:

[singhzilla]

Stick to the topic or i am going to post another Sikh joke :rant:
and this guy claims he's not racist

[selina_786]

what do you expect when everyones in a kennel?
:rofl: No wonder they say that a dog is a mans best friend simply because they isn't much difference between the 2.

Ofcourse there are exceptions. (Like you and a few others) :P

[suhailio]

suhailio hahaha ..... stop fucking with ma friend, he's a cool guy

You have some very sensitive friends.

[suhailio]

LOL it's true though.

What goes round, comes around. Does he even know what this means?

Errr I think he means give and take.

When i gave it to him, he couldnt take it.

I took it when he gave it to me.

:tears:

[singhzilla]

Im all for a laugh n giggle over racial n religious jokes.
I will laugh at paki or Muslim jokes if they are funny, As u shud over funny Sikh Jokes.

But Sir, Those were not even close to being funny :no:
hypocrite..

[wah kya bhat hai]

do you have a dick?


yeaaaaa i have a BIG BIG LURA :o

[impactcrew]

Sorry couldn't resist posting this but Seriously Suhailio how far up yr head is yr ass man! LMAO

What u trying to portray to a bunch of people u don't know that u are a behind the screen E-thug!

Every fuckin post in this thread of yrs aimed at Singhzilla is like I am this and that!

U ain't wearing drain pipe iceberg jeans, cap at a side, clickin fingers thinkin i am the bad man becos that is the image u are portrayin!

[Dzat111]

alright suhailio, you've been here for one year, and this is what people think of you.
he was alright in my books in the past ...just recently hes been acting all e-hardcore

[vsaigal]

You have some very sensitive friends.

your quite the sensitive man as world, he jus likes ppl respecting his religon, so i'd advise u stop fucking with sikhism, not right, could get u banned... well id prefer if u get lamed....

[selina_786]

When i gave it to him, he couldnt take it.

I took it when he gave it to me.

:tears:
He gave you back what he couldn't handle. Can you handle that?

:p

[singhzilla]

LOL it's true though.

What goes round, comes around. Does he even know what this means?

Errr I think he means give and take.
so you think you know what i mean and say. ok thats cool, so you know what i'm thinking of you right now.

[selina_786]

Sorry couldn't resist posting this but Seriously Suhailio how far up yr head is yr ass man! LMAO

What u trying to portray to a bunch of people u don't know that u are a behind the screen E-thug!

Every fuckin post in this thread of yrs aimed at Singhzilla is like I am this and that!

U ain't wearing drain pipe iceberg jeans, cap at a side, clickin fingers thinkin i am the bad man becos that is the image u are portrayin!

Come on msn.

[pacora]

hypocrite..
listen you are just being stupid. i saw what suhalio was asking about your turban and he genuinaly was aasking a question. he had no intention to make fun of you or any sikh. so calm down. you really need to relax. stop loooking at the world in defensive mode.

[impactcrew]

he was alright in my books in the past ...just recently hes been acting all e-hardcore

Preach on Bruda! That is my view as well at the mo!

[selina_786]

so you think you know what i mean and say. ok thats cool, so you know what i'm thinking of you right now.
errr.. yea.

Kids for ya.

I care about what you think of me, now what is it?

[yuong buoy]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

I think these are funnier, laugh at this bitch

how does this make u ne better than he is? u complain about his RACIST JOKES yet u decide to do the same..... im younger than both of you and know better........ in the end i dont think Suhailio (pardon me if thats not ur real name) was trying to go apeshit on "ur ppl"............ stop acting like kids this isnt fukkin hs, unless for sum of u it is... if so then carry on children.

[vsaigal]

Preach on Bruda! That is my view as well at the mo!

same here bro, even yesterday he was fucking with me, he needs to relax....

[selina_786]

You two could've settled all of this via PM(S).


I think our Suhail is starting to enjoy the drama filled life.

[singhzilla]

listen you are just being stupid. i saw what suhalio was asking about your turban and he genuinaly was aasking a question. he had no intention to make fun of you or any sikh. so calm down. you really need to relax. stop loooking at the world in defensive mode.
and you're the guy saying you would laugh at racial jokes, but didn't find any of those paki jokes funny, and probably because they were about your race. and you're telling me its ok to laugh at sikh jokes. man..who's being stupid now?

[jus_me]

You two could've settled all of this via PM(S).


I think our Suhail is starting to enjoy the drama filled life.

people take the drama filled life in turns..

imagine if every single member of rd was a drama seeker..

[zuiwaziri]

hypocrite..
Where's the hypocracy ?

I laugh at Muslim, Sikh,Hindu, Christian, Paki, Indian, Punjabi, Chinese, Black, Hispanic, White, Jewish, and any other misc Demographic u can think of.

Dude, where is ur funny bone

[impactcrew]

Come on msn.

I am washing a Milfs hair tonight so sorry maybe next time! :D

No hard feelings or i kick u where it hurts or I come blazing down yr poshe ends, u don't know me bredrin! lol

[Dzat111]

but this online beef isnt my type of soup so im making my way out...thank u come again

[vsaigal]

and you're the guy saying you would laugh at racial jokes, but didn't find any of those paki jokes funny, and probably because they were about your race. and you're telling me its ok to laugh at sikh jokes. man..who's being stupid now?
:werd:

[pacora]

and you're the guy saying you would laugh at racial jokes, but didn't find any of those paki jokes funny, and probably because they were about your race. and you're telling me its ok to laugh at sikh jokes. man..who's being stupid now?
what an asshole. go look back you moron that was my first post in this thread. you should log off before you make an even bigger idiot out of yourself

[singhzilla]

how does this make u ne better than he is? u complain about his RACIST JOKES yet u decide to do the same..... im younger than both of you and know better........ in the end i dont think Suhailio (pardon me if thats not ur real name) was trying to go apeshit on "ur ppl"............ stop acting like kids this isnt fukkin hs, unless for sum of u it is... if so then carry on children.
yeah yeah, it was wrong on my part to copy and paste that. just did it, didn't really think about it much. chill. and yeah mind your own business.

[jus_me]

and you're the guy saying you would laugh at racial jokes, but didn't find any of those paki jokes funny, and probably because they were about your race. and you're telling me its ok to laugh at sikh jokes. man..who's being stupid now?

its ok to laugh at FUNNY jokes..

the bottom line is your jokes arent funny

if his jokes werent funny then nobody would have laughed either.

[pacora]

:werd:
you read my post too retard.

[HiGHland~Heather]

and you're the guy saying you would laugh at racial jokes, but didn't find any of those paki jokes funny, and probably because they were about your race. and you're telling me its ok to laugh at sikh jokes. man..who's being stupid now?

:rofl:

you're replying to the wrong person matey, that was zuiwaziri who said that!!

This thread is reallyyyy fun... :D





yes, my life is pretty empty at the moment.

[selina_786]

people take the drama filled life in turns..

imagine if every single member of rd was a drama seeker..
Hahahaha, it's always the ones that reach RD fame pretty quick.

[vsaigal]

Suhail stop being a drama queen, and chill out....

[singhzilla]

what an asshole. go look back you moron that was my first post in this thread. you should log off before you make an even bigger idiot out of yourself
nah, with you logged on its not possible.

[Sumz.]

waheguruji ka khalsa waheguruji ki fateh

[CantThinkOfAName]

heres a real joke
SAY IT OUT LOUD 2 YOURSELF

knock knock

whos there

ive dun up

ive dun up who

get it :p :p :p :p :p :p

[pacora]

yeah yeah, it was wrong on my part to copy and paste that. just did it, didn't really think about it much. chill. and yeah mind your own business.
you and many other sikhs are always on the defensive. honestly not all muslims are out to get you. muslims unlike many of you have forgotten the past and moved on. you go get a sense of humor and take some anger management thereapy

[nikefc7]

nah, with you logged on its not possible.

If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.



:rofl:

[selina_786]

I am washing a Milfs hair tonight so sorry maybe next time! :D

No hard feelings or i kick u where it hurts or I come blazing down yr poshe ends, u don't know me bredrin! lol
Since when did you become a hairdresser? :eyebrow:

Yea no worries, we gotta catch up next time though... :kekeke: Posh ends? Are you feeling okay, the ends aren't posh... Well okay I admit, until I'm there, they are posh.

[pacora]

nah, with you logged on its not possible.
woohoo. nice comeback.

[singhzilla]

:rofl:

you're replying to the wrong person matey, that was zuiwaziri who said that!!

This thread is reallyyyy fun... :D





yes, my life is pretty empty at the moment.
my bad..

[singhzilla]

woohoo. nice comeback.
hey bro, i take it all back..thought u were someone else.

[FatGeezer]

:rofl: No wonder they say that a dog is a mans best friend simply because they isn't much difference between the 2.

Ofcourse there are exceptions. (Like you and a few others) :P
stop brown nosin' :gay:

[pacora]

hey bro, i take it all back..thought u were someone else.
no prob... and its sis..not bro.

[HiGHland~Heather]

my bad..

aww, both of you seem decent, hug and make up...



:bhapi: <--- DO IT!!!!

[vsaigal]

Paat Sardara Da.....

[selina_786]

stop brown nosin' :gay:
:( Can we ever just be nice without others assuming something fishy. :(

[singhzilla]

no prob... and its sis..not bro.
haha sorry

[Mr_Enigma]

Sardar Joke of the day
Hello Mr. Bush," a heavily accented voice says."This is Santa Singh down in Chandigadh, Punjab. I amringing to inform you that I am officially declaring war onyou!"
"Well, Santa Singh," Bush replies, "This indeed is importantnews! Tell me, how big is your army?"
"At this moment in time," says Santa Singh after a momentscalculation, "There is myself, my cousin Banta Singh, mynext door neighbour Gurjinder and the entire Kabbadi teamfrom the Village. That makes 8!"
Bush sighs and says, "I must tell you Santa Singh that Ihave 1million men in my army waiting to move on my word."
"OK," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day Santa Singh calls back. "Right Mr.Bush , the war is still on! We have managed to acquiresome equipment!"
"What equipment would that be, Santa Singh?" Bill asks."Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Gill'stractor from the farm." Once more Bush sighs and says, "Imust tell you Santa Singh that I have 50,000 tanks, 2000mine layers,10,000 armored cars and my army has increased to1 and a half million since we last spoke." "I'll be dogged!"says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back!"Sure enough, Santa Singh calls again the next day."Right Mr.Bush, the war is still on! We have managed to getourselves airborne! We've gotten out old Govind's cropsprayer with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and theHockey team has joined us as well!"
Once more Bush sighs and says "I must tell you Santa Singhthat I have 4000 bombers and 8000 high maneuverabilityattack planes and my military installations are surroundedby laser guided surface to air missiles and since we lastspoke, my army has increased to 2 million."
"Oh cripes," says Santa Singh. "I'll have to ring you back."Santa Singh calls again the next day. "Right Mr. Bush, Iam sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war.""I'm very happy to hear that," says Bush. "Why the suddenchange of heart?""Well," says Santa Singh, "We've all had a chat and to besure, there's no way we can cope with 2 million prisoners of war."
LOL... Actually quite funy.

SaT

[vsaigal]

okokok why did Suhailio leave..... :sarb: .... i was starting to enjoy his e-beefing and him making a fool of himself...

[FatGeezer]

:( Can we ever just be nice without others assuming something fishy. :(
ok, i take it back, you were being nice :gayfight:

[selina_786]

ok, i take it back, you were being nice :gayfight:
So spitefull.

:lol:

[suhailio]

Sorry couldn't resist posting this but Seriously Suhailio how far up yr head is yr ass man! LMAO

What u trying to portray to a bunch of people u don't know that u are a behind the screen E-thug!

Every fuckin post in this thread of yrs aimed at Singhzilla is like I am this and that!

U ain't wearing drain pipe iceberg jeans, cap at a side, clickin fingers thinkin i am the bad man becos that is the image u are portrayin!

You dumb fuck. All i did was make a thread to prove i'm not racist.
Where is the 'e-thug' 'hardcore' shit in their?, what a tapped dickhead.:no:

[singhzilla]

okokok why did Suhailio leave..... :sarb: .... i was starting to enjoy his e-beefing and him making a fool of himself...
passed his bedtime

[Mr_Enigma]

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
>Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
>Cut the rubber band.

Have you ever seen Pakistani war heroes ?
>Neither has Pakistan.

Did you hear about the other latest Pakistani invention ?
>The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

How do you sink a Pakistani battleship?
>Put it in water.

Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi ?
>The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 3000 bodies.

Did you hear about the Pakistani admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
>Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library ?
>Somebody stole the book.

You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani. You have a gun with ONLY two bullets.What do you do?
>Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.

What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
>A Doberman.

How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
>His lips are moving.

What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
>Not enough sand.

Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
>He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

I think these are funnier, laugh at this bitch
And you are proving that you are better than him in what way? Two wrongs don't make a right.

SaT

[vsaigal]

LOL... Actually quite funy.

SaT
i know....

but jus wondering, anyone here got any funny jokes on pakis? not the racist or increminating sort, jus sumthing to laugh abt

[zuiwaziri]

hey bro, i take it all back..thought u were someone else.
Yeah u meant me.
Yeah they were Paki jokes and i didnt laugh cuz i heard most of them before.

Wht do u call a Paki standing inbetween 2 buildings ?
> Ali :rofl:

Wht do u call a Sikh with 7 windows on his car
> Sath-windar

Look a told a lame joke about both religions. Both are crap, but im sure if u were 8 yrs old u wud laugh. If they were more tailored to ur age group then im sure u wud be in stitchs right now, rolling on ur bedroom floor :eyeroll:

[yuong buoy]

yeah yeah, it was wrong on my part to copy and paste that. just did it, didn't really think about it much. chill. and yeah mind your own business.

i am chill... im being smart thats all and if u cant handle that then maybe u shudnt talk to me with disrespect.... especially since in fact im older than you. Maybe think twice and speak once, for anyone here talking big... unlike sum of you life isnt a joke for many of us, keep that in mind before you poke fingers n assume shit. AND ITS A JOKE IF U CANT HANDLE IT LEAVE BOY

[yuong buoy]

And you are proving that you are better than him in what way? Two wrongs don't make a right.

SaT

well said, its like talking to a 6 year old...

[suhailio]

Suhail stop being a drama queen, and chill out....

Your Gayness forces me to have a go at you. You see, their are somethings i do through my own will, then some things i am forced to do. Then you see some things which i say that are pure joke but people take seriously, you just have to work out for yourself which of the things i say belong to which category, kinda like a puzzle.

[pacora]

SUHALIO is not racist! he never insulted sikhs or anything. he asked a genuine question and the other dude got all defensive for no reason. maybe he shouldnt have made this thread BUT he is NOT racist!

[selina_786]

Yeah u meant me.
Yeah they were Paki jokes and i didnt laugh cuz i heard most of them before.

Wht do u call a Paki standing inbetween 2 buildings ?
> Ali :rofl:

Wht do u call a Sikh with 7 windows on his car
> Sath-windar

Look a told a lame joke about both religions. Both are crap, but im sure if u were 8 yrs old u wud laugh. If they were more tailored to ur age group then im sure u wud be in stitchs right now, rolling on ur bedroom floor :eyeroll:
Paki ain't a religion yaar. Wheres the Sardar Jokes.

[suhailio]

okokok why did Suhailio leave..... :sarb: .... i was starting to enjoy his e-beefing and him making a fool of himself...

I'm right here boy.

[singhzilla]

Yeah u meant me.
Yeah they were Paki jokes and i didnt laugh cuz i heard most of them before.

Wht do u call a Paki standing inbetween 2 buildings ?
> Ali :rofl:

Wht do u call a Sikh with 7 windows on his car
> Sath-windar

Look a told a lame joke about both religions. Both are crap, but im sure if u were 8 yrs old u wud laugh. If they were more tailored to ur age group then im sure u wud be in stitchs right now, rolling on ur bedroom floor :eyeroll:
chill, enough of religion for one thread. topic closed.

[vsaigal]

Paki ain't a religion yaar. Wheres the Sardar Jokes.

thank u for sayin that selina.... i was jus gonna voice my opinion on that, pls ppl, pakistan is a country, sikhism is a religon

[Cunard]

the ironic thing here is that the same people cracking the sikh jokes were getting upset of the mohammad cartoons :idea:

and since when is "paki" a religion?

[HiGHland~Heather]

i know....

but jus wondering, anyone here got any funny jokes on pakis? not the racist or increminating sort, jus sumthing to laugh abt

Take any joke and change the nationalities to pakistanis.....and voila!!

It almost always works! :)

[suhailio]

SUHALIO is not racist! he never insulted sikhs or anything. he asked a genuine question and the other dude got all defensive for no reason. maybe he shouldnt have made this thread BUT he is NOT racist!

THANK YOU:salut:

[desi_temptress01]

heres a real joke
SAY IT OUT LOUD 2 YOURSELF

knock knock

whos there

ive dun up

ive dun up who

get it :p :p :p :p :p :p

lol thats actually quite funny :D

[singhzilla]

SUHALIO is not racist! he never insulted sikhs or anything. he asked a genuine question and the other dude got all defensive for no reason. maybe he shouldnt have made this thread BUT he is NOT racist!
how bout the time when he said if i went off topic, he'd post another sardar joke?

[selina_786]

thank u for sayin that selina.... i was jus gonna voice my opinion on that, pls ppl, pakistan is a country, sikhism is a religon
Yea, I'm not 'for' it either.

[pacora]

the ironic thing here is that the same people cracking the sikh jokes were getting upset of the mohammad cartoons :idea:

and since when is "paki" a religion?
muhammed cartoons were aimed at a religious figure. a sikh joke can not be compared to that. unless you make fun of a particualr guru.

[zuiwaziri]

Paki ain't a religion yaar. Wheres the Sardar Jokes.
Shut up....You kno wht i mean :squint:

[wah kya bhat hai]

bu singhzilla i dunno why suhailio whould make fun of ur pag cuz i dun see u wearing one

[suhailio]

how bout the time when he said if i went off topic, he'd post another sardar joke?

That was another 'joke'.

It's like Pringles. Once you pop, you can't stop.

[vsaigal]

I'm right here boy.
now dude, once agin i must ask, will i be able to read ure posts if i ignore u

[nikefc7]

Yeah u meant me.
Yeah they were Paki jokes and i didnt laugh cuz i heard most of them before.

Wht do u call a Paki standing inbetween 2 buildings ?
> Ali :rofl:

Wht do u call a Sikh with 7 windows on his car
> Sath-windar

Look a told a lame joke about both religions. Both are crap, but im sure if u were 8 yrs old u wud laugh. If they were more tailored to ur age group then im sure u wud be in stitchs right now, rolling on ur bedroom floor :eyeroll:

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

got anymore?

[pacora]

how bout the time when he said if i went off topic, he'd post another sardar joke?
now any sardar jokes being posted are either being posted to show you how people dont take things so seriously be they indian pakistani hindu skih or muslim OR to piss you off because you get pissed off so easily. i would suggest just relaxing and taking it easy.

[selina_786]

the ironic thing here is that the same people cracking the sikh jokes were getting upset of the mohammad cartoons :idea:

and since when is "paki" a religion?
Yea it's funny that they can't handle it when shit is being thrown back into their faces, yet they find it okay to go poop in anyones face they like. Dude, start tasting it before hand.

[suhailio]

now dude, once agin i must ask, will i be able to read ure posts if i ignore u

You really do want to add me to your ignore list don't you, had enough of me already, can't take it like a man?, ok sure.

Someone explain to this guy how to add a person to their ignore list.

Thank you.

[singhzilla]

bu singhzilla i dunno why suhailio whould make fun of ur pag cuz i dun see u wearing one
in my earlier pic, i was wearing one.

[vsaigal]

Take any joke and change the nationalities to pakistanis.....and voila!!

It almost always works! :)

hahaha ....... :roflbow: .....
u made my day sweety

[selina_786]

Shut up....You kno wht i mean :squint:
I do, thats why I said it before you get yourself into trouble for posting more jokes.

Sorry.

[zuiwaziri]

Hold on everyone getting pissed at that last one.
In context i should have wrote....

Wht do u call a Muslim standing inbetween 2 buildings?

I usually say Paki, when i hav said this joke, but it works if i say Muslim too.

SORRY!! Plz dont Flame me :wavey:

[Cunard]

muhammed cartoons were aimed at a religious figure. a sikh joke can not be compared to that. unless you make fun of a particualr guru.

oh...so targeting a religious figure is a no no....but making fun of a religion as a whole is ok......got it :o

[suhailio]

in my earlier pic, i was wearing one.

It looked good, i say you use that avatar, it's better then this one.

[HiGHland~Heather]

SORRY!! Plz dont Flame me :wavey:

Its so cute when ppl say that.

Take it like a man. :slap:


lol.

[vsaigal]

You really do want to add me to your ignore list don't you, had enough of me already, can't take it like a man?, ok sure.

Someone explain to this guy how to add a person to their ignore list.

Thank you.


hahaha u dun need to use size 7 for me to understand..... :gtfo:

[zuiwaziri]

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

got anymore?
Nope, thts my whole act :no:

[singhzilla]

now any sardar jokes being posted are either being posted to show you how people dont take things so seriously be they indian pakistani hindu skih or muslim OR to piss you off because you get pissed off so easily. i would suggest just relaxing and taking it easy.
nah i don't get pissed off so easily, and i'm on this website to take it easy. who are u to decide the purpose of the sardar jokes posted now?, but seriously lets forget it, change topic.

[suhailio]

hahaha u dun need to use size 7 for me to understand..... :gtfo:

Sorry, i thought you was blind.

Yeah, ask around if anyone knows how to do it.

[vsaigal]

oh...so targeting a religious figure is a no no....but making fun of a religion as a whole is ok......got it :o

hahaha :rofl: .... sum ppl havent had decent education, it happens....

[zuiwaziri]

Its so cute when ppl say that.

Take it like a man. :slap:


lol.
Yes Ma'am. :sad:

[singhzilla]

It looked good, i say you use that avatar, it's better then this one.
alright thanks, i'll consider it. peace bro.

[nikefc7]

Nope, thts my whole act :no:

noooooooooooo

oh comon one more before i go off to bed!

[nikefc7]

now kiss and make up!

[vsaigal]

Sorry, i thought you was blind.

Yeah, ask around if anyone knows how to do it.
dude fucking hell, im fucking serious, i have no damned i dea, i know how to add sumone, but i wanna know will i fucking be able to read your posts, cause if i wont i wont ignore u...... fuckin shithead...... grrrr.....

[nikefc7]

noooooooooooo

oh comon one more before i go off to bed!

actually wait they just made peace dont we dont wanna stir up more shit!

[HiGHland~Heather]

oh...so targeting a religious figure is a no no....but making fun of a religion as a whole is ok......got it :o

actually I have never heard a sikh joke that insults the religion, usually its directed at the certain physical/personality traits of Sikhs or Punjabis in general....

Its not ok, but its a lot better than targetting Sikhism as a religion for the purposes of ridicule. In general, many are not even considered particularly offensive, a bit like jock/paddy jokes.

[zuiwaziri]

noooooooooooo

oh comon one more before i go off to bed!
Seriously thts my Whole act.

I get on stage, tell those 2 jokes, and thts it.
My set last 5 mins, but leave the audince laughing for days :neutral:

[singhzilla]

i am chill... im being smart thats all and if u cant handle that then maybe u shudnt talk to me with disrespect.... especially since in fact im older than you. Maybe think twice and speak once, for anyone here talking big... unlike sum of you life isnt a joke for many of us, keep that in mind before you poke fingers n assume shit. AND ITS A JOKE IF U CANT HANDLE IT LEAVE BOY
ur being smart? go fuck yourself, u don't deserve any respect cos u don't give any. and who the fuck are you to tell someone to leave? stupid bastard.

[zuiwaziri]

I do, thats why I said it before you get yourself into trouble for posting more jokes.

Sorry.
Why u saying Sorry.

Shudnt it be me saying it to you (and the rest of RD) :dunno:

[vsaigal]

ur being smart? go fuck yourself, u don't deserve any respect cos u don't give any. and who the fuck are you to tell someone to leave? stupid bastard.

ehh payee, relax, i dun want u getting banned...

[Mr_Enigma]

i know....

but jus wondering, anyone here got any funny jokes on pakis? not the racist or increminating sort, jus sumthing to laugh abt
I don't know many jokes of that kind. I don't really like them, but I also don't find them in the least bit offensive, just stupid.

how bout the time when he said if i went off topic, he'd post another sardar joke?
It's called a joke. You seem to be losing this 'debate' so I suggest you stop. You posting the same sort of material he did doesn't make you any better. If you found it personally offensive then why would you post up something back? Obviously to offend him. He didn't deem the Sikh jokes to be offensive in the first place and he didn't find the 'paki' jokes offensive. So you did two things here, you firstly failed to offend him, and you also made yourself to look like a worse person because our intent was negative whilse he posted them up as a joke and to wind you up... Which you obviously did. You got played son!

thank u for sayin that selina.... i was jus gonna voice my opinion on that, pls ppl, pakistan is a country, sikhism is a religon
To be politically correct, the religion is actually traditionally called Sikhi. Sikhism is a term that was given to the religion by the west by me who do not understand the religion and what it teaches. It's all this secular bullshit that is thrown around.

SaT

[pacora]

oh...so targeting a religious figure is a no no....but making fun of a religion as a whole is ok......got it :o
he look we all know that punjabis in general and pathans in general are targeted for these jokes. its more of a group of people thing rather than religion. in india most punjabis are sikhs and that is the reason its ccalled a sardar ji joke. also becasue they are more noticible due to turbans. pathans get it a ll the time in pakistan, its pretty much the same thing. only difference is that is called a sardar joke and not a pathan joke. the religion part shouldnt be there but i guess you pay the price when most sikhs like to be called punjabi ratehr than sikh.

[selina_786]

Why u saying Sorry.

Shudnt it be me saying it to you (and the rest of RD) :dunno:I don't know why I said it :lol:

You did apologise to them, now let them take it or leave it. eff it.

[zuiwaziri]

ur being smart? go fuck yourself, u don't deserve any respect cos u don't give any. and who the fuck are you to tell someone to leave? stupid bastard.
Word of Advice.
Im understanding ur point of view, but most will just dismiss u if u attack them with swearing. Try making ur point w.o swearing and then its gonna be alot easier for ppl to understand ur point of view.

ok im done now. Ta

[pacora]

oh...so targeting a religious figure is a no no....but making fun of a religion as a whole is ok......got it :o
also i never said sikh jokes are very good or not offensive at all. i said you cant compare the degree of how offensive they are.

[yuong buoy]

ur being smart? go fuck yourself, u don't deserve any respect cos u don't give any. and who the fuck are you to tell someone to leave? stupid bastard.

again, think twice speak once... telling me all this isnt gunna stop me from doing all the things i plan of doing in life so ur really wasting ur time.

[singhzilla]

I don't know many jokes of that kind. I don't really like them, but I also don't find them in the least bit offensive, just stupid.


It's called a joke. You seem to be losing this 'debate' so I suggest you stop. You posting the same sort of material he did doesn't make you any better. If you found it personally offensive then why would you post up something back? Obviously to offend him. He didn't deem the Sikh jokes to be offensive in the first place and he didn't find the 'paki' jokes offensive. So you did two things here, you firstly failed to offend him, and you also made yourself to look like a worse person because our intent was negative whilse he posted them up as a joke and to wind you up... Which you obviously did. You got played son!


To be politically correct, the religion is actually traditionally called Sikhi. Sikhism is a term that was given to the religion by the west by me who do not understand the religion and what it teaches. It's all this secular bullshit that is thrown around.

SaT
the topic died. relax. i already said i was wrong for posting the paki jokes.

[Cunard]

actually I have never heard a sikh joke that insults the religion, usually its directed at the certain physical/personality traits of Sikhs or Punjabis in general....

Its not ok, but its a lot better than targetting Sikhism as a religion for the purposes of ridicule. In general, many are not even considered particularly offensive, a bit like jock/paddy jokes.

sardar jokes target the religion

i dont find them all that offensive just as cartoons of a religious figure arent really that upsetting to me.........but some people do find it offensive.....thats why i said its ironic that the same people crying foul over the mohammed cartoons have no second thoughts posting sardar jokes

[zuiwaziri]

I don't know why I said it :lol:

You did apologise to them, now let them take it or leave it. eff it.
Skeen Skeen Skeen.

Imma Sit back n watch the drama, although i think it may have ended now :yey:

[singhzilla]

again, think twice speak once... telling me all this isnt gunna stop me from doing all the things i plan of doing in life so ur really wasting ur time.
err.. right. glad you thought about it.

[Mr_Enigma]

dude fucking hell, im fucking serious, i have no damned i dea, i know how to add sumone, but i wanna know will i fucking be able to read your posts, cause if i wont i wont ignore u...... fuckin shithead...... grrrr.....
FYI: http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=160422

Just replace it with Suhalio... But you will not be able to see his posts unless he is quoted.

SaT

[selina_786]

sardar jokes target the religion

i dont find them all that offensive just as cartoons of a religious figure arent really that upsetting to me.........but some people do find it offensive.....thats why i said its ironic that the same people crying foul over the mohammed cartoons have no second thoughts posting sardar jokes
We can't even pull out the punkabi jokes since there are Paki punjabis that exist too. Indian jokes,, pffft most Indian sikhs consider themselves as 'Punjabis' only. Do you blame us then?

[vsaigal]

I don't know many jokes of that kind. I don't really like them, but I also don't find them in the least bit offensive, just stupid.


It's called a joke. You seem to be losing this 'debate' so I suggest you stop. You posting the same sort of material he did doesn't make you any better. If you found it personally offensive then why would you post up something back? Obviously to offend him. He didn't deem the Sikh jokes to be offensive in the first place and he didn't find the 'paki' jokes offensive. So you did two things here, you firstly failed to offend him, and you also made yourself to look like a worse person because our intent was negative whilse he posted them up as a joke and to wind you up... Which you obviously did. You got played son!


To be politically correct, the religion is actually traditionally called Sikhi. Sikhism is a term that was given to the religion by the west by me who do not understand the religion and what it teaches. It's all this secular bullshit that is thrown around.

SaT

sat their fight is over.... relax....

and thanks for info first person who's told me abt Sikhi.... interesting, gonna find out more abt it.... and wats wrong with the world being Secular

[selina_786]

Skeen Skeen Skeen.

Imma Sit back n watch the drama, although i think it may have ended now :yey:
It's getting blimming boring now.

[HiGHland~Heather]

sardar jokes target the religion

i dont find them all that offensive just as cartoons of a religious figure arent really that upsetting to me.........but some people do find it offensive.....thats why i said its ironic that the same people crying foul over the mohammed cartoons have no second thoughts posting sardar jokes

I think the point was you can only compare sardar jokes to maybe mullah jokes, the cartoons can only be compared to similar caricatures of Guru Nanak...

Either way, respect is due all round and people shouldn't intentionally offend.

[zuiwaziri]

the topic died. relax. i already said i was wrong for posting the paki jokes.
Yeah but look how much he wrote.
He must have spent ages on tht post.

Sat always seems to be the words of wisdom on RD. Listen to him, cuz he is Good :D

[desi_uk_jatt]

What we got here

[pacora]

sardar jokes target the religion

i dont find them all that offensive just as cartoons of a religious figure arent really that upsetting to me.........but some people do find it offensive.....thats why i said its ironic that the same people crying foul over the mohammed cartoons have no second thoughts posting sardar jokes
hey there will always be overly defensive people who find these jokes extremely offemsive. but honestly they are only jokes. and you notice how sardar jokes do not make fun of sikhism usually they make fun of sikh people using stupidity as the main focus. same thing with pathan jokes. same exact thing. think of pathan jokes in pakistan=sikh jokes in india. it is definetly more of region rather than religion. and i would like you to imagine someone posting an offensive cartoon portraying guru nanank as a terrorist when that is not what he preached. im sure it would piss you off more than someone talking about meeting a few "stupid" people from yor religion and generalizing. again im not saying its right, im saying messing with a religiouls leader who preached somethig totally different from what is presented is very obnoxious and offensive.

[vsaigal]

sardar jokes target the religion

i dont find them all that offensive just as cartoons of a religious figure arent really that upsetting to me.........but some people do find it offensive.....thats why i said its ironic that the same people crying foul over the mohammed cartoons have no second thoughts posting sardar jokes
the only other smart man on this thread, other than me :D

[zuiwaziri]

It's getting blimming boring now.
True dat.

"blimming" :dunno:
Did u forget to check the expiry date on the milk :rofl:

[selina_786]

the only other smart man on this thread, other than me :D
:slap2:

[Cunard]

the only other smart man on this thread, other than me :D

im not smart.....just state my opinions...may they be offensive or welcomed :eek:

[selina_786]

True dat.

"blimming" :dunno:
Did u forget to check the expiry date on the milk :rofl:
:rofl: Hahahahha I don't know where the hell I got that word from.

[Mr_Enigma]

sat their fight is over.... relax....

and thanks for info first person who's told me abt Sikhi.... interesting, gonna find out more abt it.... and wats wrong with the world being Secular
I went to a lecture on Sikhi and they were talking about the westernisation of eastern religions and how they try to fit them in with their beliefs etc etc. I wasn't paying much attention because I was half asleep. :no: But it's something to do about (or not being) being secular... I'll have to read up to be honest!

- Also have to bear in mind that it may be a biased view because it was actually a Sikh lecture... But the beginning which I paid attention to was interesting. I just zoned out when it came to the political side.

SaT

[vsaigal]

:slap2:

ure a chick and watcha getting all mad on me for, relaz.....

and Cunard - it's jus funnie, how sum people thinkthey can make jokes and they cant take them, like i say hypocrites.... and u agreed with wat i had thought abt..... and that made me see u as being politically smart, smarter than most of the indivduals on the site....

[suhailio]

alright thanks, i'll consider it. peace bro.

No problemo.

:)

[pacora]

Cunard- also the cartoons were not made as a joke and they influence many peoples views on islam and muhammed. sikh jokes are purly jokes and anyone who "learns" about sikhism from them is just a moron.

[selina_786]

ure a chick and watcha getting all mad on me for, relaz.....

and Cunard - it's jus funnie, how sum people thinkthey can make jokes and they cant take them, like i say hypocrites.... and u agreed with wat i had thought abt..... and that made me see u as being politically smart, smarter than most of the indivduals on the site....
I wasn't really all that serious. :neutral: Oh, and I forgot I was a chick, shit you mentioned 'man' in your post :lol:

[suhailio]

dude fucking hell, im fucking serious, i have no damned i dea, i know how to add sumone, but i wanna know will i fucking be able to read your posts, cause if i wont i wont ignore u...... fuckin shithead...... grrrr.....

This time in English :neutral:

[SinghPimPin]

The author of this thread = Dumbfuck.
The person who pissed his pants in the pm = Dumbfuck

[pacora]

The author of this thread = Dumbfuck.
The person who pissed his pants in the pm = Dumbfuck
everyone in this thread besides me = dumbfuck

[selina_786]

Cunard- also the cartoons were not made as a joke and they influence many peoples views on islam and muhammed. sikh jokes are purly jokes and anyone who "learns" about sikhism from them is just a moron.
I understand exactly what you are saying and no offence but re-read that post again.

[suhailio]

FYI: http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=160422

Just replace it with Suhalio... But you will not be able to see his posts unless he is quoted.

SaT

I am going to get ignored, it feels so cute :kekeke:

[suhailio]

The author of this thread = Dumbfuck.
The person who pissed his pants in the pm = Dumbfuck

Take a seat.

I would like to ask you a few questions.

[pacora]

I understand exactly what you are saying and no offence but re-read that post again.
i know what he meant. but i am just saying is that we all know many muslims these days do not follow muhammed correctly right? so a muslim joke would not be offensive but targeting a religious figure makes the religion look bad. especially in the case of those cartoons. sikh jokes do not make guru nanak look bad. i think most sikhs probably dont even follow his teachings properly or we wouldnt have these issues today.

[vsaigal]

I understand exactly what you are saying and no offence but re-read that post again.

both are made as jokes, why dun ppl realise, like i said, they r the uneducated sort....


n suhailio, aint gonna ignore.... like i said, i quite enjoy ure e-beefing... liven up's my day

[Mr_Enigma]

I am going to get ignored, it feels so cute :kekeke:
You must have made quite an impression :giggle:

SaT

[vsaigal]

i know what he meant. but i am just saying is that we all know many muslims these days do not follow muhammed correctly right? so a muslim joke would not be offensive but targeting a religious figure makes the religion look bad. especially in the case of those cartoons. sikh jokes do not make guru nanak look bad. i think most sikhs probably dont even follow his teachings properly or we wouldnt have these issues today.
eh lady.... how the hell can u say most sikh's dont follow his teachings properly, who are u to say that?

[selina_786]

i know what he meant. but i am just saying is that we all know many muslims these days do not follow muhammed correctly right? so a muslim joke would not be offensive but targeting a religious figure makes the religion look bad. especially in the case of those cartoons. sikh jokes do not make guru nanak look bad. Yea true, it's all about the obvious intention behind the joke.

[pacora]

both are made as jokes, why dun ppl realise, like i said, they r the uneducated sort....


n suhailio, aint gonna ignore.... like i said, i quite enjoy ure e-beefing... liven up's my day
i know they are made as jokes. i am emphasising how the cartoons affect peoples view of islam which is why they are more offensive and the sikh jokes dont do that. and if they do influence somebodys view that person needs to look up the definition of a joke.

[pacora]

eh lady.... how the hell can u say most sikh's dont follow his teachings properly, who are u to say that?
oh shut up. yo know when i wrote that i knew some idiot would come into super defensive mode liek an ass. and you know how i say that because no religion teaches hate and fighting and racism and all the shit people do today. and sikhs are included in peopel today so there. it was not aimed at sikhs basically no religion is being followed properly so relax.

[selina_786]

both are made as jokes, why dun ppl realise, like i said, they r the uneducated sort....


n suhailio, aint gonna ignore.... like i said, i quite enjoy ure e-beefing... liven up's my day
I know.

I don't even know what we are arguing about here.

Apart from religion bashing jokes, all others are welcome...

[vsaigal]

i know they are made as jokes. i am emphasising how the cartoons affect peoples view of islam which is why they are more offensive and the sikh jokes dont do that. and if they do influence somebodys view that person needs to look up the definition of a joke.
oh pls... both were jokes, the danes say that, muslims shud learnt to except like the rest of the world does abt their religons, pls

[Mr_Enigma]

everyone in this thread besides me = dumbfuck
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/satinder_sohel/OhRlycopy.jpg
:Paper:

SaT

[vsaigal]

Seriously pacora... i never thought a female individual would think like this, this isnt in my understanding, whateva floats your boat and makes u happy, i dun give a fuck

[selina_786]

To be honest, I really don't think Pacora is trying to offend anyone or disrespect anothers religion, I think its just the context, that others are getting confused.

[suhailio]

You must have made quite an impression :giggle:

SaT

Hehe.

My name is SexCgal, i feel like dancing.

:dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:

[selina_786]

Actually I don't know wtf is going on.


I'm not involved.

Fucksakes, get along ppl. Even I don't bash religions.

[Mr_Enigma]

To be honest, I really don't think Pacora is trying to offend anyone or disrespect anothers religion, I think its just the context, that others are getting confused.
Agreed. I understand where she is coming from.

SaT

[suhailio]

both are made as jokes, why dun ppl realise, like i said, they r the uneducated sort....


n suhailio, aint gonna ignore.... like i said, i quite enjoy ure e-beefing... liven up's my day

First you hate it then you love it, the you hate it......and then you love it.

Hate it or love it the underdog's on top
And I'm gonna shine homie until my heart stop.
Go ahead envy me
I'm RD's VIP
And I ain't goin nowhere so you can get to know me.

[FatGeezer]

this still going on?

[suhailio]

this still going on?

Nah, the guy apologised to me and went. Bless him man.

:bounce:

[selina_786]

Agreed. I understand where she is coming from.

SaT
Oh good. I wasn't sure if I was actually diggin' my own grave there :lol:

[vsaigal]

Suhailio - im fickle minded .....

Pacora - Peace, i misunderstood you.... but i hope u didnt misunderstand me

[niroism]

Does King Ghidra know that there is a Indian Version of Godzilla on RD??? He would be pretty upset!!:p

[suhailio]

Suhailio - im fickle minded .....

Pacora - Peace, i misunderstood you.... but i hope u didnt misunderstand me

Np.

[pacora]

:Paper:

SaT
:rofl: i love that owl!

[pacora]

Np.
grouphug for all! even the sikhs :eek: ;) :grouphug:

[selina_786]

grouphug for all! even the sikhs :eek: ;) :grouphug:
:bhapi:

Yayyyyy.

[vsaigal]

aite aite.....

[niroism]

grouphug for all! even the sikhs :eek: ;) :grouphug:
:3some:.....did someone say Groupbang?!?:sarb: Count me in!!!

[suhailio]

grouphug for all! even the sikhs :eek: ;) :grouphug:

What do you call a Sikh on a bunjee-jump?

Bounsingh.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[suhailio]

:bhapi:

Yayyyyy.

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :hug:

[pacora]

what a happy ending :tears:
and this thread didnt get junked.

[suhailio]

what a happy ending :tears:
and this thread didnt get junked.

It shows i'm not racist :cool:

[niroism]

It shows i'm not racist :cool:
You Racist Pig....u called me Human!!!

[suhailio]

You Racist Pig....u called me Human!!!

http://i4.tinypic.com/10n5ggk.jpg

[pacora]

grouphug for all! even the sikhs :eek: ;) :grouphug:
lol this was actually in response to vsaigal.

[niroism]

lol this was actually in response to vsaigal.
You have just done the lowest of lows in terms of you e-life...by quoting urself....tsk...tsk!!

[mr ajnabi]

lol look at u lot ' you can have jokes yes thats k '

but you should not offend any sikh or muslim and make jokes with that '

thats sad and bad '

yupp

[niroism]

http://i4.tinypic.com/10n5ggk.jpg
Who u callin a *****....my forefathers did not work hard for freedom...Martin Luther King Jr did not give that speech...so some white boy can call me a *****!!!:cool:

[suhailio]

lol look at u lot ' you can have jokes yes thats k '

but you should not offend any sikh or muslim and make jokes with that '

thats sad and bad '

yupp

My Intentions were good.

[pacora]

You have just done the lowest of lows in terms of you e-life...by quoting urself....tsk...tsk!!
:ashamed: *shoots herself*

[suhailio]

Who u callin a *****....my forefathers did not work hard for freedom...Martin Luther King Jr did not give that speech...so some white boy can call me a *****!!!:cool:

Just give my video back.

[ORaNGe dAsY]

lmao. Again? freakin hell.

[niroism]

Just give my video back.
Damn...I thought u forgot!!

*Gets Suhailo's....Valentino does Romeo video...puts it in an envelope and posts it*

[Mr_Enigma]

Hehe.

My name is SexCgal, i feel like dancing.

:dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:
HOMO!!! :gay:

Oh good. I wasn't sure if I was actually diggin' my own grave there :lol:
From what I gather it's all boils down to the fact that the jokes do not attack the religion but more the culture or the people involved. The cartoons were aimed at degrading the Islamic religion and attacked the prophets which can be argued to be more racist (if there is a degree of racism, a rasist scale if you must). Either way both should not be condoned since they target a group of people. The jokes are ignored because they are not derogatory for a race and should be taken lightheartedly amoung friends. *group hug*

:rofl: i love that owl!
I photoshopped it myself. :cool:

==========

What do you call a Sikh on a tightrope?...


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/satinder_sohel/Emotes/BalanSingh.jpg

:Paper:

At least my jokes come with visual aids. :lol:

SaT

[suhailio]

lmao. Again? freakin hell.

:wavey:

My name is Suhail, What's yours?

[selina_786]

From what I gather it's all boils down to the fact that the jokes do not attack the religion but more the culture or the people involved. The cartoons were aimed at degrading the Islamic religion and attacked the prophets which can be argued to be more racist (if there is a degree of racism, a rasist scale if you must). Either way both should not be condoned since they target a group of people. The jokes are ignored because they are not derogatory for a race and should be taken lightheartedly amoung friends. *group hug*
SaT
:salut: Agreed.