Guys: Got any crazy girl stories?

[metaGlass]

So, I'm sitting here bored tonight and thinking about girls I've gone out with. Most chicks I've gone out with have been pretty jealous/suffocating, slutty, or too materialistic. Here are some quick stories about some of them...

- A couple of the girls I've gone out with have gotten a fatal attraction to me. This one chick in particular ended up calling me all the time and freaking out if I didn't call her every few hours. She even went as far as having her friend at the local telephone company give her the details on my cell account, so she could look through all of the numbers I had called. She then accused me of being married.

- Not really the fault of this girl, but she was 6'2" and I'm 5'10" ... so that was the end of that.

- I ended up having a really good first date with this girl a few years ago, but then everything after that went downhill pretty fast. She was really materialistic and was basically only going out with me because of the stuff I would buy her. I got annoyed as hell, and sad at the same time, since she was actually a really nice girl.

- Another girl was really confused about whether she wanted to have sex with me or not. Ahh screw it, I'm not telling this one, it's too confusing. Just thinking about it makes my head hurt. I will say though she was super freaking hot.

I'll post more when they come to me. You guys post some :D

[shy_sadia]

Found out the guy who was trying to get freeky with me was married. So I can understand your first gf's anger and rage..and how she is paranoid. I'm guessing she been through shit like that.

[metaGlass]

Found out the guy who was trying to get freeky with me was married. So I can understand your first gf's anger and rage..and how she is paranoid. I'm guessing she been through shit like that.
Yeah, she was. She lost her virginity to a guy that lied to her. He was married, and she found out one day (he didn't tell her), so she was really heartbroken. I felt bad for her, and I understand why. But come on, she accused me out of no where, and had done absolutely nothing to make her think I could have been married. Plus it had happened a while ago, and she was pretty hung up on it.

[metaGlass]

Oh yeah, that girl that was 6'2"...she tried to convert me at the end of the date. To make a long story short, she invited me up to her apartment to meet her roommate. She was freaking 6'4"! I felt like a little brown smurf.

What sealed the deal was when she told me her idea for the second date was for me to come over, curl up on the couch with her, and read the bible. I kid you not. I'm not christian, but at that moment I was praying to Jesus or whatever other god was listening to get me the hell out of there.

[crazy_immy]

My first Bf always called my house even though i asked him not to (parents thing) and he was really possesive and it just got really bad at the end. I talked to him a while ago, he apparently hates the world now. Never bothered to date after him.

[crazy_immy]

Oh yeah, that girl that was 6'2"...she tried to convert me at the end of the date. To make a long story short, she invited me up to her apartment to meet her roommate. She was freaking 6'4"! I felt like a little brown smurf.

What sealed the deal was when she told me her idea for the second date was for me to come over, curl up on the couch with her, and read the bible. I kid you not. I'm not christian, but at that moment I was praying to Jesus or whatever other god was listening to get me the hell out of there.
you should consider writing a book of short stories on these.

[xbadkarmax]

I can gaurantee I have the worst one here. But I am not sharing

[Felonius Monk]

They're all crazy. Why else would they dump me? Me?! :drdodgy:

[metaGlass]

I can gaurantee I have the worst one here. But I am not sharing
You can't say that, and not share. Just spill it dude, I bet you there are a lot worse.

[metaGlass]

My first Bf always called my house even though i asked him not to (parents thing) and he was really possesive and it just got really bad at the end. I talked to him a while ago, he apparently hates the world now. Never bothered to date after him.
Damn, that's not cool. I mean on the part of your ex-boyfriend. Possessive people need to grow up and stop being babies.

[metaGlass]

you should consider writing a book of short stories on these.
Hahah yeah, Tucker Max style. I should keep a girl journal (as gay as that sounds), and just publish that.

[crazy_immy]

Damn, that's not cool. I mean on the part of your ex-boyfriend. Possessive people need to grow up and stop being babies.
i know. its crazy cause we were pre-teens back then. so im just wondering whats gonna happen to him in a few years.

[RockinHarlot]

I can gaurantee I have the worst one here. But I am not sharing
share.

[crazy_immy]

Hahah yeah, Tucker Max style. I should keep a girl journal (as gay as that sounds), and just publish that.
you should, buy a notebook to help you make it feel less girly. That would be a bestseller. i love comedies.

[metaGlass]

:rofl:

lol, yeah. That was my first reaction too, I thought she was actually kidding. Then it changed to :sarb: Then :neutral: and finally :rolleyes:

Ok, your turn...tell me a story :D

[shy_sadia]

Yeah, she was. She lost her virginity to a guy that lied to her. He was married, and she found out one day (he didn't tell her), so she was really heartbroken. I felt bad for her, and I understand why. But come on, she accused me out of no where, and had done absolutely nothing to make her think I could have been married. Plus it had happened a while ago, and she was pretty hung up on it.
Happened to me 4 years ago..reason i'm not getting married now. I can understand how she feels. I'd charge the man with assault and rape. ITs a crime to mislead a person and not be truthfull. She was victimized your ex and I doubt she'll get over such a thing without proper therapy. :neutral:

[bmw]

Oh yeah, that girl that was 6'2"...she tried to convert me at the end of the date. To make a long story short, she invited me up to her apartment to meet her roommate. She was freaking 6'4"! I felt like a little brown smurf.

What sealed the deal was when she told me her idea for the second date was for me to come over, curl up on the couch with her, and read the bible. I kid you not. I'm not christian, but at that moment I was praying to Jesus or whatever other god was listening to get me the hell out of there.


LoL!

[aachoudhry]

i have some but i rather not share :kekeke:

[metaGlass]

Blog. :drdodgy:
I have a blog, but I don't write about stuff like that. It's mostly un-interesting nerd stuff. I could start an anonymous one and title it something like, "meta's maiden misery"

...

Ok no that sounds stupid.

[metaGlass]

i have some but i rather not share :kekeke:
What is wrong with you people? Come on, share share share! :D

[metaGlass]

I don't have any recent ones since I somehow became socially inept during my second year of undergrad. However, a guy that I was seeing off and on during highschool decided to try and get back with me before graduation by telling me that he was moving to South Africa in a week, and that we needed to be together for that time. His friends played along. Worked out well for him.

:neutral:
wtf? That's some carefully orchestrated scheme. Was he actually trying to get back to you long-term or was he just trying to bang you for a week and then forget about you?

[hindu_heat]

pretty much the only crazy girl story i have is the first girl i dated, and lost my virginity to... she was 24 i was 19..

she was a 4'11 filipino chick, and she was way more aggressive than me in bed she would like grab me around the room by my cock like a leash to change positions :ugh: she was freakay ;)

[metaGlass]

pretty much the only crazy girl story i have is the first girl i dated, and lost my virginity to... she was 24 i was 19..

she was a 4'11 filipino chick, and she was way more aggressive than me in bed she would like grab me around the room by my cock like a leash to change positions :ugh: she was freakay ;)

I don't know why, but that makes me LOL

[metaGlass]

lmao, do it. Then link me. And publish it one day. I expect to receive 10% of your total profit through PM.

:Paper:

*indian nature comes out*

5%, AND THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER!!!

Haha, I might just do it. Get a kick out of it for a while.

[metaGlass]

The latter.
Damn, that's lame.

Oh hey, btw - I'm going to South Africa in a week and I think we need to be together in that time :(

[hindu_heat]

I don't know why, but that makes me LOL

I didn't even cover the funny part actually, she knew i was only in dubai for the 3 months i was working there.. and we both kind of agreed to fling and sexully experiment... but by the end of it she was like...take me back to canada with you... i'm like..uh no. and she's like fine, just impregnate me i want your kids you don't have to father them :nuts:

[metaGlass]

I didn't even cover the funny part actually, she knew i was only in dubai for the 3 months i was working there.. and we both kind of agreed to fling and sexully experiment... but by the end of it she was like...take me back to canada with you... i'm like..uh no. and she's like fine, just impregnate me i want your kids you don't have to father them :nuts:
Hahah wtf? Sounds like a citizenship scam. At the end of it you should have been like, "Me no speaky Engrish" and played stupid.

[metaGlass]

rofl. Fine, I'll pick you up in my e-car and we'll go park on make-out lane for a week.

:Pelvic2: K, I'll be e-right-over. You better not e-stand-me-up. Otherwise I'm adding you to the blog.

Oh, and 11%? Puuuuuuhleeeeze. You're forgetting I'm Indian, I know my mathematacticsass! 15%, and that will be being my FINAL OFFER! :mad:

[hindu_heat]

hmm, the other one i thought of is a girl who wanted me to orally please her with my nose... it was kind of kinky, only because it really seemed to work :lol:

[.AK.]

in gr11, i went away to ottawa with fam(dis other city far from mine) for the weekend, durin that week SUMHOW(ive yet to figure out how) sum1 told sum1 that i got killed in an accident, withn a few hours evry one knew, ppl aparently even came to my house(no one was home ofcourse) ne who my gf at that time found out, n started freakin out obiously and almost killed her self, ne who it was hell of a monday when i got back tho....intresting shit

[WildWolfdog]

Happened to me 4 years ago..reason i'm not getting married now. I can understand how she feels. I'd charge the man with assault and rape. ITs a crime to mislead a person and not be truthfull. She was victimized your ex and I doubt she'll get over such a thing without proper therapy. :neutral:

ur such a liar. from the many posts i've read of urs i think u make up shit just to start conversations.

[hindu_heat]

not that i would dare try it again, on someone else :kekeke:

[metaGlass]

hmm, the other one i thought of is a girl who wanted me to orally please her with my nose... it was kind of kinky, only because it really seemed to work :lol:
....

Wouldn't that be nasally pleasing her then?

[metaGlass]

in gr11, i went away to ottawa with fam(dis other city far from mine) for the weekend, durin that week SUMHOW(ive yet to figure out how) sum1 told sum1 that i got killed in an accident, withn a few hours evry one knew, ppl aparently even came to my house(no one was home ofcourse) ne who my gf at that time found out, n started freakin out obiously and almost killed her self, ne who it was hell of a monday when i got back tho....intresting shit
What the hell? Yeah, that's crazy. Did you ever find out who started it?

[KhanNoonienSingh]

So, I'm sitting here bored tonight and thinking about girls I've gone out with. Most chicks I've gone out with have been pretty jealous/suffocating, slutty, or too materialistic. Here are some quick stories about some of them...

- A couple of the girls I've gone out with have gotten a fatal attraction to me. This one chick in particular ended up calling me all the time and freaking out if I didn't call her every few hours. She even went as far as having her friend at the local telephone company give her the details on my cell account, so she could look through all of the numbers I had called. She then accused me of being married.

- Not really the fault of this girl, but she was 6'2" and I'm 5'10" ... so that was the end of that.

- I ended up having a really good first date with this girl a few years ago, but then everything after that went downhill pretty fast. She was really materialistic and was basically only going out with me because of the stuff I would buy her. I got annoyed as hell, and sad at the same time, since she was actually a really nice girl.

- Another girl was really confused about whether she wanted to have sex with me or not. Ahh screw it, I'm not telling this one, it's too confusing. Just thinking about it makes my head hurt. I will say though she was super freaking hot.

I'll post more when they come to me. You guys post some :D
girls are only bit players in the really good/crazy stories. :drdodgy:

[metaGlass]

Happened to me 4 years ago..reason i'm not getting married now. I can understand how she feels. I'd charge the man with assault and rape. ITs a crime to mislead a person and not be truthfull. She was victimized your ex and I doubt she'll get over such a thing without proper therapy. :neutral:

Well, in her case I don't know if the dude deserves a criminal charge...but he was definitely an asshole. He didn't rape her or anything, just lied to her. But yeah, it's very hurtful.

[shy_sadia]

ur such a liar. from the many posts i've read of urs i think u make up shit just to start conversations.
I'm not lying..i swear..its the same story i'm repeating. :( but i'm not going into details like last time.

[metaGlass]

girls are only bit players in the really good/crazy stories. :drdodgy:

I've got other stories, but I'm debating on which ones I should tell. I'm also trying to remember more details. I repressed most of that crap out of my head.

[.AK.]

What the hell? Yeah, that's crazy. Did you ever find out who started it?
nopeeeee never did, that monday when i went back ppl were lookin at me like wtf, infact my gf had my msn pass n shit too so like the nite b4 she turned on my msn and made my nic like i passed away this n that so leave ur comments, so everyone in teh school knew, n i came home late sunday nite n went to school the next day, some of the ppl thought i did it on purpose n were pretty upset wit me :rolleyes:

[Sikh4Lyfe]

Oh yeah, that girl that was 6'2"...she tried to convert me at the end of the date. To make a long story short, she invited me up to her apartment to meet her roommate. She was freaking 6'4"! I felt like a little brown smurf.

What sealed the deal was when she told me her idea for the second date was for me to come over, curl up on the couch with her, and read the bible. I kid you not. I'm not christian, but at that moment I was praying to Jesus or whatever other god was listening to get me the hell out of there.

You should have went along with that. After a healthy reading of the bible you should have told her you feel so enlightened and said that Jesus seems like such a great dude and then seduced her with bibilical nonsense and shit about how Jesus touched so many people in his travels that its ok to touch someone deeply as Jesus has touched you. Jesus would have gotten you laid by an ogre that day.

[shadab]

every desi guy friend i know has had at least one psycho ex girl friend. apparently there are a lot of desi psycho chicks out there. I think its because they are so confused about trying to fit into western culture, while still making sure they aren't percieved as hoes. It makes them extra jealous because anytime a girl gets played she basically feels used and abused, and she can hear her parents in the background saying "told you so".

ofcourse there are those girls that are just pure psycho, but we don't need to get into that.

[metaGlass]

You should have went along with that. After a healthy reading of the bible you should have told her you feel so enlightened and said that Jesus seems like such a great dude and then seduced her with bibilical nonsense and shit about how Jesus touched so many people in his travels that its ok to touch someone deeply as Jesus has touched you. Jesus would have gotten you laid by an ogre that day.
She probably kills after mating, so I passed on it.

[metaGlass]

every desi guy friend i know has had at least one psycho ex girl friend. apparently there are a lot of desi psycho chicks out there. I think its because they are so confused about trying to fit into western culture, while still making sure they aren't percieved as hoes. It makes them extra jealous because anytime a girl gets played she basically feels used and abused, and she can hear her parents in the background saying "told you so".

ofcourse there are those girls that are just pure psycho, but we don't need to get into that.

Of course not, we can just read what they write on RD :D

[KhanNoonienSingh]

every desi guy friend i know has had at least one psycho ex girl friend. apparently there are a lot of desi psycho chicks out there. I think its because they are so confused about trying to fit into western culture, while still making sure they aren't percieved as hoes. It makes them extra jealous because anytime a girl gets played she basically feels used and abused, and she can hear her parents in the background saying "told you so".

ofcourse there are those girls that are just pure psycho, but we don't need to get into that.
i know by some twist of fate i'll wind up marrying a psycho woman. or she'll turn psycho after the marriage. i'm trying to look at the bright side of such a relationship.

[shadab]

Of course not, we can just read what they write on RD :D
heh, no comment.

[shy_sadia]

i know by some twist of fate i'll wind up marrying a psycho woman. or she'll turn psycho after the marriage. i'm trying to look at the bright side of such a relationship.
:neutral: meh happened to my dad..can happen to anyone. (mother dearest :D )

[shadab]

i know by some twist of fate i'll wind up marrying a psycho woman. or she'll turn psycho after the marriage. i'm trying to look at the bright side of such a relationship.
don't get too wrapped up in it. the signs are obvious, the problem is if you're a nice guy you try to justify it. the only thing i can tell you is to get out as soon as you think you see it coming and don't commit yourself too much until you're sure it won't.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

Of course not, we can just read what they write on RD :D
white chicks are the craziest i think :D

[zimmy24]

I can gaurantee I have the worst one here. But I am not sharing
ur such a tease :Pelvic2:

[metaGlass]

don't get too wrapped up in it. the signs are obvious, the problem is if you're a nice guy you try to justify it. the only thing i can tell you is to get out as soon as you think you see it coming and don't commit yourself too much until you're sure it won't.

IMO, it's a double-edged sword. You either justify the wrong, or you break off the relationship because you're scared of committment or whatever. Just gotta be careful and know what you want and how you feel. (Yeah, cliche I know)

[metaGlass]

white chicks are the craziest i think :D
Heh, they're just crazy in different ways.

[Sikh4Lyfe]

:-s

Hi, its kinda true.

<3?

[KhanNoonienSingh]

it is kinda true in the case of any race

<3
i think desis have too much culture breathing down their necks to fully let loose and go crazy like some of the goris :love:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

every desi guy friend i know has had at least one psycho ex girl friend. apparently there are a lot of desi psycho chicks out there. I think its because they are so confused about trying to fit into western culture, while still making sure they aren't percieved as hoes. It makes them extra jealous because anytime a girl gets played she basically feels used and abused, and she can hear her parents in the background saying "told you so".

ofcourse there are those girls that are just pure psycho, but we don't need to get into that.
hmmmmm ..interesting....Id like to find me a psycho posessive desi chic...might be fun...

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

please remind my crazy punjabi stalker of this.

pardon me while I go use the sharpened bones of my last suitor to cut up my mango.
You have a desi stalker?? :lol: how surprising..

[KhanNoonienSingh]

please remind my crazy punjabi stalker of this.

pardon me while I go use the sharpened bones of my last suitor to cut up my mango.
punjabis are a WHOLE other ballgame. especially the men, they don't get owned as much as the women when culture-hopping.

mangos. :love:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

it has been well over a year man. isn't there a limit to persistence?
no. he'll never stop. his goal is to corner you into an open meadow where your inner femininity cannot remain shackled any longer, and you'll break out into song and dance in order to express your love for him and his fortitude.

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

it has been well over a year man. isn't there a limit to persistence?
Brown Mans Kryptonite.

[shadab]

hmmmmm ..interesting....Id like to find me a psycho posessive desi chic...might be fun...
trust me its not. to speak in military langauge, the battlefield was left littered with the bodies of men better than you or I who felt that they could defeat the proverbial psycho desi chick. all they had to show for it were emotional scars, a longing for the unredeemable years and the reoccuring questions of "what the fuck was i thinking?" and "why the fuck was i so blind?"

[KhanNoonienSingh]

his favorite this to do is to berate me based on my race :lol:



tis the season :love:
shoot him then. that's not cool. :mad:

you're the 2nd or 3rd non-desi i know who's got a punjabi guy who talks shit about your race. don't put up with that shit (even if he's just stalking you from afar). i could make anyone cry about being punjabi.

[thebrownreason]

never had a desi gf
all my ex's have been white or rican
but ya never really had any out of the ordinary problems

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

trust me its not. to speak in military langauge, the battlefield was left littered with the bodies of men better than you or I who felt that they could defeat the proverbial psycho desi chick. all they had to show for it were emotional scars, a longing for the unredeemable years and the reoccuring questions of "what the fuck was i thinking?" and "why the fuck was i so blind?"
:lol: So poetic..I had to shed a tear on this one :(

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

no. no no no. say it ain't so Kamo.
It is so...Be happy you Know of him..rather than stalkers you DONT know of.

[metaGlass]

hmmmmm ..interesting....Id like to find me a psycho posessive desi chic...might be fun...

Dude, crazy chicks in general are nuts. Far worse then guys. Guys just get mad for a few minutes and then forget about it. Girls will remember that shit subconsciously for years and years.

[shadab]

:lol: So poetic..I had to shed a tear on this one :(
thank you my friend, as i wrote it there was a single tear rolling down my own manly unshaven roughened like an allgators skin with age cheek.

[metaGlass]

he also threatens to kill me and my friends and family. then calls me a white bitch with no culture and morals. then he says he loves me and how dare a white girl reject him. lmao.

Get his ass deported heh. Call him a terrorist, that should be easy enough today.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

he also threatens to kill me and my friends and family. then calls me a white bitch with no culture and morals. then he says he loves me and how dare a white girl reject him. lmao.
what a typical punjabi emo kid. :lol:

[shadab]

he also threatens to kill me and my friends and family. then calls me a white bitch with no culture and morals. then he says he loves me and how dare a white girl reject him. lmao.
wow, what a drama queen. he sounds more like a fag then a tough guy. any guy who threatens a girl is a pussy in my book.

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Dude, crazy chicks in general are nuts. Far worse then guys. Guys just get mad for a few minutes and then forget about it. Girls will remember that shit subconsciously for years and years.
Yea but I heard they shag well....I just wanna be shagged one day :sadblink:

[metaGlass]

Yea but I heard they shag well....I just wanna be shagged one day :sadblink:

Hahah, I can see you making a post one day after you got together with some crazy chick: "FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M GOING BACK TO IRAQ, MUCH SAFER THERE!"

[metaGlass]

they won't take him back.

Ok, what's scary is that you know that. Which means it was actually an option.

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

good point :ugh:
One should get the ball in thier court and toy with a stalker..make a game out of it...becomes interesting.

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

thank you my friend, as i wrote it there was a single tear rolling down my own manly unshaven roughened like an allgators skin with age cheek.
:lol: Ive had my fair share of crazies :nuts: but surprisingly..none were desi.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

I told him to get help, but that didn't go over well.
lol yeah that wouldn't... you'd be surprised how often chicks say that to guys tho, and over the littlest things.

maybe just tell him in no uncertain terms once again that you are not, and will not ever be interested him and that's that? that's all you can do.

or then call the cops.

[shadab]

I agree. He even talks to his own parents like this when he's mad. I've never heard a person talk so violently their parents in my life. Except on Springer maybe.
how old is the kid?

[KhanNoonienSingh]

I agree. He even talks to his own parents like this when he's mad. I've never heard a person talk so violently their parents in my life. Except on Springer maybe.
he really does sound like a typical punjabi now...

i think its a hormonal imbalance due to genetics, which in turn manifests itself in various personality disorders. don't even bother worrying about it, just get out of there.

[shadab]

26? something like that.
see, at that point you know that person is never going to grow up, he's always going to be an asshole. people like that need to be shot, not killed but just shot anytime they blow their top like that.

[Sikh4Lyfe]

I'm already out. I cut him off more than a year ago, changed everything. But he still manages to find me every now and then.

Really? I could have sworn...or maybe im off on time lol.

[E.I.Walrus]

I'm already out. I cut him off more than a year ago, changed everything. But he still manages to find me every now and then.

Lol, crazy punjabi men. :neutral:

[KhanNoonienSingh]

I'm already out. I cut him off more than a year ago, changed everything. But he still manages to find me every now and then.
i gotta ask tho, what's with being on a desi site and lovin' the punjabis then? are you masochistic? :lol: or was that all sarcasm...

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

So are Punjabis known to be crazy?

[E.I.Walrus]

So are Punjabis known to be crazy?

Well, quite alot of them are. I was born and brought up in Punjab, you can find alot of psycho aashiq's there.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

So are Punjabis known to be crazy?
yeah, they're all pretty much like ThatGirl's ex.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

I think anyone who mistreats their parents should be shot. Oddly enough, he's just like his father, a man he claims to hate.
lmao. this is getting too creepily familiar. :|

[Sikh4Lyfe]

oh no, he's not an ex. I flat out refused to date him in the first place, that is what started all this.

Ooooh...so its a diff?

Still strong?

[alphaPAKI]

i swear almost all my relationships play out the same, i feel like i date the same girl over and over again in a slightly different body, maybe it actually is the same girl even :|

[KhanNoonienSingh]

oh no, he's not an ex. I flat out refused to date him in the first place, that is what started all this.
with every post this gets more and more typical (and creepy/familiar... i was still holding out hope not all of us were like this, so now i assume its inside everyone of us)

[KhanNoonienSingh]

i swear almost all my relationships play out the same, i feel like i date the same girl over and over again in a slightly different body, maybe it actually is the same girl even :|
if your girl can switch bodies like that. that's kinda cool. :|

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Well, quite alot of them are. I was born and brought up in Punjab, you can find alot of psycho aashiq's there.
I wonder if my pops and uncles were like that ...

[KhanNoonienSingh]

I wonder if my pops and uncles were like that ...
they probably never had a reason to blow up or go nuts like that, they were compatible with their own culture.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/9930/lahoritb4qn.jpg

^^its based in some reality :lol:


luckily, God made punjabi women to handle punjabi men...
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1536/honourkillerb2aw.jpg

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

luckily, God made punjabi women to handle punjabi men...
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1536/honourkillerb2aw.jpg


:shock: DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUM dat b*tch is baaaaaad y0. :drool:

[MODERATOR]

i was driving, dropping off dis gurl i dated back to her place......she was half indian/half asian, damn hot but crazy as fuck!

anywayz on da highway drivin...a fight started between us, she accuses me of not calling her dat much, and giving flirty looks to dis other girl who served us in da restaurant....it was typical female crzyness (sorry girls)

so we swearing and cussin.....all of a sudden in a quick second.......she tells me to stop da car, in which i did, she grabbed my d***, started kissing me wildly.....took her panties and da rest is history....lol

we started fighting again..........:P

[Canadian_jatti]

Oh yeah, that girl that was 6'2"...she tried to convert me at the end of the date. To make a long story short, she invited me up to her apartment to meet her roommate. She was freaking 6'4"! I felt like a little brown smurf.

What sealed the deal was when she told me her idea for the second date was for me to come over, curl up on the couch with her, and read the bible. I kid you not. I'm not christian, but at that moment I was praying to Jesus or whatever other god was listening to get me the hell out of there.
lol thas so funny

[pesa nasha pyaar]

i got one..
Once upon a time, there was this girl. And she was craaaaaazy..Damn, now that's a straight up whacked out crazy ass mothafuckin' story for u..YE!