Which Hand Do You Use To Masterbate?

[Hydro786]

this'll probably be sent to useless junk but hey......which one of my threads arent useless? :ashamed:

lets see who actually answers


I use my right. I have a special name for it too! "commander right-hander"

you?

[sarb]

usually the right..sometimes left...i put both.

[pnp366]

why use hands when God allowed batteries to be invented?

:eyebrow:

[niroism]

Mine requires the use of both my hands and feet....How am I supposed to vote that?!?:sarb:

[thebrownone]

for me it feels wierd to jerk with my right, i have always been a south paw :dunno:

[Hydro786]

usually the right..sometimes left...i put both.
nice

[Hydro786]

why use hands when God allowed batteries to be invented?

:eyebrow:
ROFL

gold. the hell have YOU been. Hope all is well

p.s. you were nice enough not to send this to useless junk, how may I repay you :yum:
okay i'll stop

[Hydro786]

Mine requires the use of both my hands and feet....How am I supposed to vote that?!?:sarb:
holy CRAP!!

Your grandfather must have been BLACK!

[pnp366]

i thought it was a 'valid' thread

alls well, hope for you too

[Hydro786]

for me it feels wierd to jerk with my right, i have always been a south paw :dunno:
ahah why? cuz u were taught to EAT with ur right hand?

[Hydro786]

BECAUSE LIKE URSELF, I TOO AM A PERVERT ;)

alls well, hope for you too
thats what you really meant

[pnp366]

:angel:

[Canadian_jatti]

holy CRAP!!

Your grandfather must have been BLACK!
lol hhaha

[niroism]

holy CRAP!!

Your grandfather must have been BLACK!
How did u know?!?:sarb:

[Hydro786]

:angel:
:rofl:
u wish

[pnp366]

its soo true

[Shashanna]

*don't mind me*......

[Hydro786]

*don't mind me*......
:rofl:

[Shashanna]

:lurk:

[Space-Cowboy]

.... Has there ever been anyone, I wonder, that's tried to give themselves a blowjob? :sarb:

[Shashanna]

.... Has there ever been anyone, I wonder, that's tried to give themselves a blowjob? :sarb:

*Intervenes*: Are you a fan of SNL? they had a skit where the guy was really flexible and they were trying out some sort of yoga............:rofl:



*cough*



:neutral:

[Space-Cowboy]

*Intervenes*: Are you a fan of SNL? they had a skit where the guy was really flexible and they were trying out some sort of yoga............:rofl:



*cough*



:neutral:

I was actually making a reference to the movie Clerks :p

[Shashanna]

I was actually making a reference to the movie Clerks :p

darn it!

see, you miss out when you don't see one of Kevin Smith's films!

[LostinHollywood]

left

[Shashanna]

left

:rofl:

[cami_gal]

i use my dildo till the battery runs out then i use my right hand till its tired and then i use my left or i will probably save myself the trouble and call a buddy to come to it for me ;)

[hey_jay37]

left, you gotta use the mouse in the right, duh! :D

[Space-Cowboy]

i use my dildo till the battery runs out then i use my right hand till its tired and then i use my left or i will probably save myself the trouble and call a buddy to come to it for me ;)


And when all else fails, there's plenty o' Canadians available to come south of the border to finish the job..... ;)






Yup..... south of the border.......

:firedevi:

[cami_gal]

And when all else fails, there's plenty o' Canadians available to come south of the border to finish the job..... ;)

Yup..... south of the border.......

:firedevi:
u volunteering :eyebrow:

[Space-Cowboy]

u volunteering :eyebrow:


Hang on, lemme go find my passport.

[cami_gal]

Hang on, lemme go find my passport.
lol will u be here soon :anxious:

[Space-Cowboy]

lol will u be here soon :anxious:


Depends on how long I get held up at the border... ..... but once I'm there, you will no longer need that dildo......


:firedevi:

[cami_gal]

Depends on how long I get held up at the border... ..... but once I'm there, you will no longer need that dildo......
:firedevi:
good cuz its out of batterys neway

[Monaa]

this'll probably be sent to useless junk but hey......which one of my threads arent useless? :ashamed:

lets see who actually answers


I use my right. I have a special name for it too! "commander right-hander"

you?


:no:

[Space-Cowboy]

good cuz its out of batterys neway


.... Don't worry, you won't have that problem with me, I can outlast the Energizer Bunny...... ;)


:firedevi: