So me mate goes to NY to meet his e-lover and...

[brit-brownie]

Me best mate in Toronto has been talkin to this well fit 19 yr old brown honey on msn for a year now and finally after he's done with the semester at UOT, they decide to meet up you see...so the bloke decides to drive all the way down to NY to meet the lassie only to find out at her flat's doorstep that she's a hideously ugly fat 56 year old divorced desi AUNTY with 3 kids, basically a depressed manic lookin for a rumble with some young brown meat! lol :sarb:

Now how F*cked is that!! :mad:

Me mate calls me the same night from some pay phone well freaked n shiite', poor chap was a combination of anger, shock and disgust!

Moral of the story : Before you spend 300$ on Gas, spend over an hour at the US immigration, almost get hit by a Goodyear truck on the highway, drop a cold mango slushie on the pants yo mama got you for being a good boy and get hit on by transexual hookers on a street corner in brooklyn, NY...make SURE you ask the girl to go on webcam so that she doesnt turn out to be some old fatty boomba lookin for a bonk!

The End!
Any Thoughts?

[Latinofire202]

or make a fan sign for u

[QqQueen BbBee]

:rofl: that's some shit... but hey, at least he was in the greatest city on earth... could make the best of that :)

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

:lol:


Poor guy though....

[Latinofire202]

:rofl: that's some shit... but hey, at least he was in the greatest city on earth... could make the best of that :)
he went to NYC

not Chicago...get it rite

[mr photographer]

Me best mate in Toronto has been talkin to this well fit 19 yr old brown honey on msn for a year now and finally after he's done with the semester at UOT, they decide to meet up you see...so the bloke decide to drive all the way down to NY to meet the lassie only to find out at her flat's doorstep that she's a hideously ugly fat 56 year old divorced desi AUNTY with 3 kids, basically a depressed manic lookin for a rumble with some young brown meat! lol :sarb:

Now how F*cked is that!! :mad:

Me mate calls me the same night from some pay phone well freaked n shiite', poor chap was a combination of anger, shock and disgust!

Moral of the story : Before you spend 300$ on Gas, spend over an hour at the US immigration, almost get hit by a Goodyear truck on the highway, drop a cold mango slushie on the pants yo mama got you for being a good boy and get hit on by transexual hookers on a street corner in a brooklyn, NY...make SURE you ask the girl to go on webcam so that she doesnt turn out to be some old fatty boomba lookin for a bonk!

The End!
Any Thoughts?


you have a lameass friend by the sounds of it
:rolleyes:

[P4ki4Lyf]

:rofl: poor guy!

[mr photographer]

it's called an act of desperation ... the fact that he couldnt hook up with some slut in toronto and had to drive all the way to NY for some ass :rolleyes:

[Latinofire202]

it's called an act of desperation ... the fact that he couldnt hook up with some slut in toronto and had to drive all the way to NY for some ass :rolleyes:
i agree....

there's tons of hotties in toranto that u can bone

[QqQueen BbBee]

it's called an act of desperation ... the fact that he couldnt hook up with some slut in toronto and had to drive all the way to NY for some ass :rolleyes:
:rofl:

[brit-brownie]

it's called an act of desperation ... the fact that he couldnt hook up with some slut in toronto and had to drive all the way to NY for some ass :rolleyes:


Lol im sure he's learnt his lesson, no more outbound e-affairs for him now! lol

[Z4K5T4R]

Lol did the woman think that she had a chance with him - that he would eventually stay at hers? :lol: Wow the guy must be forever traumatized by this incident.

[musicchic33]

hah that's quite sucky for him..but funny nonetheless

[madam_jade]

That 56 year old aunty was me. :ashamed:

[UnevenButtocks]

lmao did she send him fake pictures or did he just talk to her on msn and that was that? :lol:

[brit-brownie]

lmao did she send him fake pictures or did he just talk to her on msn and that was that? :lol:

Haha thats the best part...check this :

1) She sent him fake pics all along for a year
2) Talked on the phone with the sexiest most seductive yet innocent voice eva
3) Sent him a valentine's gift a coupla months ago
4) Sent him letters with her lipstick-kisses all over
5) Told him if he comes down she and him will have a "Good time"

Too much for a simple ol' lad to handle innit? lol

[MrHarmfulOne]

HAHA what a bitch ass!

[brit-brownie]

That 56 year old aunty was me. :ashamed:

Eeek!!

[brit-brownie]

Lol did the woman think that she had a chance with him - that he would eventually stay at hers? :lol: Wow the guy must be forever traumatized by this incident.


I guess the old hag thought that the guy will just let it be and stay the night over after the long drive and she'd have a rumble...Im sure it might have worked with other guys before prolly thats why she would even think she's got a chance lol, I cant help feelin sick in the stomach thinkin who were the pathetic losers in the past that might have actually stayed in the "Dungeon of aunty fun" :Pelvic2:

[UnevenButtocks]

Haha thats the best part...check this :

1) She sent him fake pics all along for a year
2) Talked on the phone with the sexiest most seductive yet innocent voice eva
3) Sent him a valentine's gift a coupla months ago
4) Sent him letters with her lipstick-kisses all over
5) Told him if he comes down she and him will have a "Good time"

Too much for a simple ol' lad to handle innit? lol


:rofl: how did she expect to get away with it!?

[bad_cheque]

Me best mate in Toronto has been talkin to this well fit 19 yr old brown honey on msn for a year now and finally after he's done with the semester at UOT, they decide to meet up you see...so the bloke decide to drive all the way down to NY to meet the lassie only to find out at her flat's doorstep that she's a hideously ugly fat 56 year old divorced desi AUNTY with 3 kids, basically a depressed manic lookin for a rumble with some young brown meat! lol :sarb:

Now how F*cked is that!! :mad:

Me mate calls me the same night from some pay phone well freaked n shiite', poor chap was a combination of anger, shock and disgust!

Moral of the story : Before you spend 300$ on Gas, spend over an hour at the US immigration, almost get hit by a Goodyear truck on the highway, drop a cold mango slushie on the pants yo mama got you for being a good boy and get hit on by transexual hookers on a street corner in a brooklyn, NY...make SURE you ask the girl to go on webcam so that she doesnt turn out to be some old fatty boomba lookin for a bonk!

The End!
Any Thoughts?

Woah! Unbelievable but I am sure it happened.

Well there is a lesson there.

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

I guess the old hag thought that the guy will just let it be and stay the night over after the long drive and she'd have a rumble...Im sure it might have worked with other guys before prolly thats why she would even think she's got a chance lol, I cant help feelin sick in the stomach thinkin who were the pathetic losers in the past that might have actually stayed in the "Dungeon of aunty fun" :Pelvic2:
Dudes get lonely I guess :dunno: Or never had ass in their lives :dunno:

[krazy_desi187]

Ownage?!

[ocdesi]

shit if she's old she has money. he shoulda used her. gotten some nice things then taken off.

[**bambina**]

:rofl: :rofl:

[mr photographer]

Dudes get lonely I guess :dunno: Or never had ass in their lives :dunno:

:werd:

the fact he had to drive to NY for it ... when there's plenty of it available in Toronto :rolleyes:

[Z4K5T4R]

I guess the old hag thought that the guy will just let it be and stay the night over after the long drive and she'd have a rumble...Im sure it might have worked with other guys before prolly thats why she would even think she's got a chance lol, I cant help feelin sick in the stomach thinkin who were the pathetic losers in the past that might have actually stayed in the "Dungeon of aunty fun" :Pelvic2:
Lol your poor gullible mate :no: what about the crying of the kids? Did she use the lines '' those are my nephew/nieces when really they her kid and she was searching for a daddy.

[brit-brownie]

Dudes get lonely I guess :dunno: Or never had ass in their lives :dunno:


Haha nah he's a pretty good looking chap and he's got a gf for a year now, but im sure everything happens for a reason and he wont be cheatin again for as long as he lives lol

[brit-brownie]

Lol your poor gullible mate :no: what about the crying of the kids? Did she use the lines '' those are my nephew/nieces when really they her kid and she was searching for a daddy.


Haha I honestly wish all that could have been captured on camera, I'd send it in to "Americas funniest videos" and make some money on the side! :dance3:

[JOHNNY K-BAR]

Haha nah he's a pretty good looking chap and he's got a gf for a year now, but im sure everything happens for a reason and he wont be cheatin again for as long as he lives lol
Well the fact he's cheating his ass got what he DESERVED then, too bad she didnt rape him. :lol:

[bad_cheque]

What is he doing now? He might as well see NYC and then get back lol.

[Geezer]

Any thoughts...yeah sounds like a class A lie :rofl: nice try though

[brit-brownie]

Well the fact he's cheating his ass got what he DESERVED then, too bad she didnt rape him. :lol:

Who knows! Maybe she did! lol

[brit-brownie]

Any thoughts...yeah sounds like a class A lie :rofl: nice try though

Oh how I wish it was, the world would be so much more of a better place without despo auntys wouldnt it..but thanks for the critical eye admin jee, the post could use a challenge ere! ;)

[rated_R]

is ur friend for real?? i mean is he crazy?? he went all the way to nyc without even seein a pic of the woman he was talkin to?actually he deserves all that.. im not feelin sorry for him.. no wayy.. its his fault..

[brit-brownie]

is ur friend for real?? i mean is he crazy?? he went all the way to nyc without even seein a pic of the woman he was talkin to?actually he deserves all that.. im not feelin sorry for him.. no wayy.. its his fault..

He did see her pics..well "fake" pics which she sent..he just didnt see her on webcam or anything so the bloke didnt know if she was for real like in the pics she sent..but yeah like I said, he has a gf for a year now and him going down to grab some arse backfired in the most traumatizing way...there's a lesson there no doubt.

[rated_R]

He did see her pics..well "fake" pics which she sent..he just didnt see her on webcam or anything so the bloke didnt know if she was for real like in the pics she sent..but yeah like I said, he has a gf for a year now and him going down to grab some arse backfired in the most traumatizing way...there's a lesson there no doubt.

she showed him fake pics??? wtf... call up ur friend in his cell n just tell him to shoot her.. gettin a gun isnt a problem in nyc.. he can get one quite easily in bronx..

[LaBelleSeynorita]

poor guy


das 1 reason y i don add random ppl on 2 my list lol

[brit-brownie]

she showed him fake pics??? wtf... call up ur friend in his cell n just tell him to shoot her.. gettin a gun isnt a problem in nyc.. he can get one quite easily in bronx..

haha true but I think if anyone ought to be doin all the shootin, it should be his gf shootin him for tryin to cheat on her! Well she doesnt know yet but now I have somethin to always blackmail him by for personal gain muahahahhaa :D

[zaph69]

death to the airbrush!

[rated_R]

haha true but I think if anyone ought to be doin all the shootin, it should be his gf shootin him for tryin to cheat on her! Well she doesnt know yet but now I have somethin to always blackmail him by for personal gain muahahahhaa :D

his gf will literally shoot his ass back to nyc if she ever finds out.. LMAO.. btw.. if i were you i wud blackmail him and use his car everyday and save on gas for myself.. :rofl: wat car does he drive??

[madam_jade]

Eeek!!

:hand:

Wrinkles are hot.

[Juuulia]

Me best mate in Toronto has been talkin to this well fit 19 yr old brown honey on msn for a year now and finally after he's done with the semester at UOT, they decide to meet up you see...so the bloke decides to drive all the way down to NY to meet the lassie only to find out at her flat's doorstep that she's a hideously ugly fat 56 year old divorced desi AUNTY with 3 kids, basically a depressed manic lookin for a rumble with some young brown meat! lol :sarb:

Now how F*cked is that!! :mad:

Me mate calls me the same night from some pay phone well freaked n shiite', poor chap was a combination of anger, shock and disgust!

Moral of the story : Before you spend 300$ on Gas, spend over an hour at the US immigration, almost get hit by a Goodyear truck on the highway, drop a cold mango slushie on the pants yo mama got you for being a good boy and get hit on by transexual hookers on a street corner in a brooklyn, NY...make SURE you ask the girl to go on webcam so that she doesnt turn out to be some old fatty boomba lookin for a bonk!

The End!
Any Thoughts?

wow.

yuck.

that must have been REALLY REALLY sad!

but i dont blame him for actually wanting to meet someone online lol

[Mz_Newyawk]

:roflbow:
that loser didnt even lok at her on the webcam
it wasnt all her fault! :rofl:

[rated_R]

:roflbow:
that loser didnt even lok at her on the webcam
it wasnt all her fault! :rofl:

it wasnt her fault.. and if she coudnt afford a webcam.. which is very unlikely.. then why is paypal there for?? its there for ppl who fall in love online to transfer the money so that thay can buy their e-lovers webcams.. :rofl: atleast he wudnt have to spend so much money on gas..

[Mz_Newyawk]

it wasnt her fault.. and if she coudnt afford a webcam.. which is very unlikely.. then why is paypal there for?? its there for ppl who fall in love online to transfer the money so that thay can buy their e-lovers webcams.. :rofl: atleast he wudnt have to spend so much money on gas..
:roflbow:
the poor guy
but whatever it is i am sorry i cant stop laffing
omg i can imagine the guys REACTIOn
he probably got all weak and a dropeed jaw!
:rofl: :rofl:

[AnGel_PyAr]

hahhaha oh shit!!! lol that is funny!:rofl:

[rated_R]

:roflbow:
the poor guy
but whatever it is i am sorry i cant stop laffing
omg i can imagine the guys REACTIOn
he probably got all weak and a dropeed jaw!
:rofl: :rofl:

:roflbow: same here LMAO.. :roflbow: and his reaction.. :rofl: he was all excited and all... & when the door opened and he saw that women.. OMG... hahahaha.. prolly he started crying.. :roflbow: and im not sorry that im laughin at this.. :rofl:

[WildWolfdog]

What if the aunty looked like that "51 year old grandmother" who uses bowlfex? HUH! :squint:

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/images/bowflex-brochure.jpg

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/images/pool2.gif

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/images/pool3.gif

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/images/albrect-photos3btc.jpg

[WildWolfdog]

:roflbow: same here LMAO.. :roflbow: and his reaction.. :rofl: he was all excited and all... & when the door opened and he saw that women.. OMG... hahahaha.. prolly he started crying.. :roflbow: and im not sorry that im laughin at this.. :rofl:

I wonder how many :roflbow: smileys would be used if you and mznewyak got married and had a kid who posted on these forums.

[Shashanna]

Me best mate in Toronto has been talkin to this well fit 19 yr old brown honey on msn for a year now and finally after he's done with the semester at UOT, they decide to meet up you see...so the bloke decides to drive all the way down to NY to meet the lassie only to find out at her flat's doorstep that she's a hideously ugly fat 56 year old divorced desi AUNTY with 3 kids, basically a depressed manic lookin for a rumble with some young brown meat! lol :sarb:

Now how F*cked is that!! :mad:

Me mate calls me the same night from some pay phone well freaked n shiite', poor chap was a combination of anger, shock and disgust!

Moral of the story : Before you spend 300$ on Gas, spend over an hour at the US immigration, almost get hit by a Goodyear truck on the highway, drop a cold mango slushie on the pants yo mama got you for being a good boy and get hit on by transexual hookers on a street corner in a brooklyn, NY...make SURE you ask the girl to go on webcam so that she doesnt turn out to be some old fatty boomba lookin for a bonk!

The End!
Any Thoughts?



:rofl:

He should have taken a picture for posterity. Maybe he can laugh at the whole experience when he's older.

[the_dark_drag0n]

I wonder how many :roflbow: smileys would be used if you and mznewyak got married and had a kid who posted on these forums.
So when are you coming down to Montreal for me baby? ;) LOL

[rated_R]

I wonder how many :roflbow: smileys would be used if you and mznewyak got married and had a kid who posted on these forums.

:rofl: :rofl: man.. LMAO.. i noticed that after i posted.. our posts were full of this icon >> :rofl: coz we literally are laughing like this>> :roflbow:

:D

[rated_R]

What if the aunty looked like that "51 year old grandmother" who uses bowlfex? HUH! :squint:

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/

http://www.fitgrandmother.com/images/bowflex-brochure.jpg


that is like 1 in a million aunty..


:)

[Mz_Newyawk]

I wonder how many :roflbow: smileys would be used if you and mznewyak got married and had a kid who posted on these forums.
:roflbow:
i am sorry i cant help it my imagination is jus too good
and i have a man already :hand:
and omg did u get the beady necklace yet?

[brit-brownie]

that is like 1 in a million aunty..


:)

With an aunty like that I dont mind being hit-on by transexual hookers =D

[NYC101]

Me best mate in Toronto has been talkin to this well fit 19 yr old brown honey on msn for a year now and finally after he's done with the semester at UOT, they decide to meet up you see...so the bloke decides to drive all the way down to NY to meet the lassie only to find out at her flat's doorstep that she's a hideously ugly fat 56 year old divorced desi AUNTY with 3 kids, basically a depressed manic lookin for a rumble with some young brown meat! lol :sarb:

Now how F*cked is that!! :mad:

Me mate calls me the same night from some pay phone well freaked n shiite', poor chap was a combination of anger, shock and disgust!

Moral of the story : Before you spend 300$ on Gas, spend over an hour at the US immigration, almost get hit by a Goodyear truck on the highway, drop a cold mango slushie on the pants yo mama got you for being a good boy and get hit on by transexual hookers on a street corner in a brooklyn, NY...make SURE you ask the girl to go on webcam so that she doesnt turn out to be some old fatty boomba lookin for a bonk!

The End!
Any Thoughts?


so, he didn't get upset at her for sending the wrong pic?

P.S. did he hit it?

[alphaPAKI]

he shoulda still hit it and been out :|

[bellefemme]

Me best mate in Toronto has been talkin to this well fit 19 yr old brown honey on msn for a year now and finally after he's done with the semester at UOT, they decide to meet up you see...so the bloke decides to drive all the way down to NY to meet the lassie only to find out at her flat's doorstep that she's a hideously ugly fat 56 year old divorced desi AUNTY with 3 kids, basically a depressed manic lookin for a rumble with some young brown meat! lol :sarb:

Now how F*cked is that!! :mad:

Me mate calls me the same night from some pay phone well freaked n shiite', poor chap was a combination of anger, shock and disgust!

Moral of the story : Before you spend 300$ on Gas, spend over an hour at the US immigration, almost get hit by a Goodyear truck on the highway, drop a cold mango slushie on the pants yo mama got you for being a good boy and get hit on by transexual hookers on a street corner in a brooklyn, NY...make SURE you ask the girl to go on webcam so that she doesnt turn out to be some old fatty boomba lookin for a bonk!

The End!
Any Thoughts?

first of all, hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhaha.
second, didnt ur mate see the fat auntie's pic, the whole time, was
he that desperate for a girl, and why didnt he find anyone in his area.
I once read this story, where the guy was chatting with him mother for
6 month, and finally went to her only saw it was
his mom.

[punjabipride04]

1) welcome newbie :wavey:

2) lol @ thread

3)get your friend to join the forums... we'll help him find some 'fit 19yr old totty :rofl:

[bellefemme]

1) welcome newbie :wavey:

2) lol @ thread

3)get your friend to join the forums... we'll help him find some 'fit 19yr old totty :rofl:
I think we should change the name from RateDesi to DateDesi.com :D , and
u and I can be matchmakers.

[brit-brownie]

so, he didn't get upset at her for sending the wrong pic?

P.S. did he hit it?

Yeah I guess he got mighty upset over it for sure but didnt create a scene or anything cause the fatty boomba's neighbourhood was all ghetto and the last thing he would have wanted was get his arse mashed up by the neighbours...well atleast thats what he tells everyone lol. And nah he didnt "hit it"..Im sure any sane man would rather hit a watermelon with a whole in it, instead of a fat wrinkled ugly 56 yr old aunty with chicken curry smell lol

[punjabipride04]

I think we should change the name from RateDesi to DateDesi.com :D , and
u and I can be matchmakers.

Deal *shakes hand* Oooo you have one firm grip :yes: gud gud..

this calls for some serious beeez neeeeez... ratedesi...here we come...
I think is the right time for a dating/agency thread thingy me bob :p (pm moi)

[brit-brownie]

1) welcome newbie :wavey:

2) lol @ thread

3)get your friend to join the forums... we'll help him find some 'fit 19yr old totty :rofl:

hahaha
1) Thanks! :)
2) Double thanks!
3) Lol wicked idea! Im on it! :P

[larki_jatti]

first of all, hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhaha.
second, didnt ur mate see the fat auntie's pic, the whole time, was
he that desperate for a girl, and why didnt he find anyone in his area.
I once read this story, where the guy was chatting with him mother for
6 month, and finally went to her only saw it was
his mom.
his mom?! :yikes:

[Mz23BabyPhat]

:rofl: Poor guy.

[bellefemme]

Deal *shakes hand* Oooo you have one firm grip :yes: gud gud..

this calls for some serious beeez neeeeez... ratedesi...here we come...
I think is the right time for a dating/agency thread thingy me bob :p (pm moi)
Ladies and Germs, we(punjabipride&Bellefemme) gather here today, to
Inaugurate our "DateDesi" agency. Please feel free to leave ur application, we will match not 1 or 2 similarities but about 3), so you can find our soulmate. We PROMISE you wont regret.

[larki_jatti]

:rofl: Poor guy.
You are so beautiful Mashallah :love:

[brit-brownie]

Ladies and Germs, we(punjabipride&Bellefemme) gather here today, to
Inaugurate our "DateDesi" agency. Please feel free to leave ur application, we will match not 1 or 2 similarities but about 3), so you can find our soulmate. We PROMISE you wont regret.

What a well wicked idea, make sure to blacklist the fatty boomba aunty first though! :p

[sweetest_sin]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
:rofl:

[Mz23BabyPhat]

You are so beautiful Mashallah :love:


Thank you but You're beautifulerrr. :kiss:

[larki_jatti]

Thank you but You're beautifulerrr. :kiss:
:liar2:

Your sig pic is stunning. Where are you from again?:sarb:

[XxCrZyGuJuxX]

:rofl:

[bellefemme]

What a well wicked idea, make sure to blacklist the fatty boomba aunty first though! :p
sure and I will put ur friend as her soul mate, tell me this, she did talk romantic, I mean his really yound and her...........wasnt there any time that he got bored of her? what would they talk abt?

[brit-brownie]

:liar2:

Your sig pic is stunning. Where are you from again?:sarb:

Oh wow we already have a match being made!! This Datedesi service really IS every bit as good as "The real thang" :dance3:

[bellefemme]

Brit-Brownie, are u paki, and whats ur name?

[brit-brownie]

sure and I will put ur friend as her soul mate, tell me this, she did talk romantic, I mean his really yound and her...........wasnt there any time that he got bored of her? what would they talk abt?

Well I dont know the details of what those two lovebirds would talk about but I know this that they'd been talkin online for a year and since she was a senior citizen ( which he didnt know about ), he found her different, more mature, more intellectual etc compared to other girls or even his GF! lol

[brit-brownie]

Brit-Brownie, are u paki, and whats ur name?

Yes im Pakistani and my name's Ali! Pleased to meet you! :D whats yours?

[goofy_phoofy]

:rofl: i wonder if all NYC people turns out like that :lol:

[larki_jatti]

Oh wow we already have a match being made!! This Datedesi service really IS every bit as good as "The real thang" :dance3:
what match being made? :|

[bellefemme]

Yes im Pakistani and my name's Ali! Pleased to meet you! :D whats yours?
I am bangali name Sabrina

[Mz23BabyPhat]

:liar2:

Your sig pic is stunning. Where are you from again?:sarb:

Middle eastern. :D

[FlyDesiGrl]

i have not read the entire thread...but didnt he confirm what she looked like? maybe with a webcam? or atleast pictures?

[bellefemme]

Well I dont know the details of what those two lovebirds would talk about but I know this that they'd been talkin online for a year and since she was a senior citizen ( which he didnt know about ), he found her different, more mature, more intellectual etc compared to other girls or even his GF! lol
you know I am telling ur friends story to my co-worker, and we both cant stop laughing. Ur friend, dont know what to say to him. Did they meet from a chat room. Oh yea when she opend the door did she say "jaanu" or "beta" to him.

[brit-brownie]

you know I am telling ur friends story to my co-worker, and we both cant stop laughing. Ur friend, dont know what to say to him. Did they meet from a chat room. Oh yea when she opend the door did she say "jaanu" or "beta" to him.

Haha how mean!! :p Yeah they met on Yahoo chat and trust me I dont even wanna PICTURE in my head what she called him or what he called her when the door of destiny finally opened up in that brooklyn neighbourhood! lol

[ii_khushi86_ii]

Is your buddy living in the 16th century? Has he not heard of webcams? Well, if he went down there while he had a girlfriend (I just skimmed over the rest of the posts) then hell.. that's one classic pwnage.

By the way.. you're cute.

[brit-brownie]

i have not read the entire thread...but didnt he confirm what she looked like? maybe with a webcam? or atleast pictures?

Thats the thing, she didnt have a webcam and sent him fake pics for a year till their eyes met n Ewwwwwww!

[bellefemme]

Thats the thing, she didnt have a webcam and sent him fake pics for a year till their eyes met n Ewwwwwww!
oh my god, laughter is the best medicine. This story is definitely the best medicine for me today. Hope ur not following ur friends footsteps, soon u will know his here on RD, making a thread abt ur e-love.

[brit-brownie]

Is your buddy living in the 16th century? Has he not heard of webcams? Well, if he went down there while he had a girlfriend (I just skimmed over the rest of the posts) then hell.. that's one classic pwnage.

By the way.. you're cute.

lol I keep saying it, she didnt have a cam n he never asked for her to go on cam either...and thanks! :) Your very pretty urself! ;)

[Obsidian]

That 56 year old aunty was me. :ashamed:

no surprise there

:google:

[ii_khushi86_ii]

lol I keep saying it, she didnt have a cam n he never asked for her to go on cam either...and thanks! :) Your very pretty urself! ;)
Well.. that's what I meant.. he should have asked to cam.

Why thank you. ^_^ Wonderous how you're able to tell through an extremely-filtered sig pic. :P

[brit-brownie]

Well.. that's what I meant.. he should have asked to cam.

Why thank you. ^_^ Wonderous how you're able to tell through an extremely-filtered sig pic. :P

The little that I can see from that well filtered pic, is captivating enough to know that your one pretty princess! :D

[FlyDesiGrl]

Thats the thing, she didnt have a webcam and sent him fake pics for a year till their eyes met n Ewwwwwww!
wow, he got e-played?

you should tell him to join RD, theres alot of fakes here...and they have alot of hungry dawgs after them too...and then they feel like jackasses when they find out the girl is fake....! and oh yeah..every points and laughs!

[PrOfFaSeE]

e-love :love:
the couples should never meet up

[Fade_To_Black]

AHAHHAA! This is too funny!AHAHAHHAHA!

:roflbow:

[brit-brownie]

AHAHHAA! This is too funny!AHAHAHHAHA!

:roflbow:

lol your prolly the 1000th person who said that, dayam I didnt know me mate's misery would bring this much joy and happiness to the masses and make the world a better place! Innit? lol Im actually thinkin of putting up a booth in my garage where I'd tell the story to everyone in the neighbourhood for 5$ for the short version and 10$ for the long version with all the juicy details and a special impersonation of me mate well freaked on the phone as a bonus if you buy 2 tickets!! :dance3: I'll be rich rich richh muahaha Beverly hills here I comeee :Pelvic2:

[illin]

:rofl:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/bupper/post-24725-1140030934.png

[rated_R]

:rofl:
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/bupper/post-24725-1140030934.png

is this for real?? :roflbow: :rofl: LMAO.. :roflbow:



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[ezbreezyfresh]

Haha nah he's a pretty good looking chap and he's got a gf for a year now, but im sure everything happens for a reason and he wont be cheatin again for as long as he lives lol

he was cheating? karma is a bitch aint it! stupid fucker..i hope his gf dumps him and then chops his balls off!

[brit-brownie]

he was cheating? karma is a bitch aint it! stupid fucker..i hope his gf dumps him and then chops his balls off!

Karma sure is a bitch mate! No doubt! Whatever happens, happens for a reason indeed and what goes around, comes around and hits you right in the nuts for sure! lol

[Desi MC]

:lol:

[brit-brownie]

:lol:

lol thank you for blessing the thread with your sizeable donation thy mighty one! :wavey:

[its0nyx]

Who the heck decides to meet someone offline without having an idea of what he/she looks like? :rofl:
Least that'll be the last time he makes that mistake...

[brit-brownie]

Who the heck decides to meet someone offline without having an idea of what he/she looks like? :rofl:
Least that'll be the last time he makes that mistake...

Lol I know...true...but yeah read the posts from before in the thread and you'll know why it all happened the way it did lol...