Invent a cuss and we'll create a splendid visual image of it.

[zai_alam]

Example: if someone said... 'twat-ears!' it will result in the following image i lovingly created earlier...















http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/twat_ears.jpg


this is kinda like that shit t.v show which used to be on itv where you had to say what the graphical proverb was, butthis is backwards. or some shit like that.


aku, sssash, r.j, jeraldine... if you've got image editing software then give us a hand with this thread will ya! :ughpoke:

[SSSash]

should be nominated for the turner prize... for a laugh nominate urself http://www.tate.org.uk/britain/turnerprize/

[jus_me]

one of you tarts better come up with a visualisation for the word i rape on a daily basis..buttface

i dont see how you can refuse, after i asked so nicely :D

[akuza]

bogs bollocks or is that too crude?

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

should be nominated for the turner prize... for a laugh nominate urself http://www.tate.org.uk/britain/turnerprize/

:lol:

Yeah I agree :p

[R.J]

Titface...................obviously :)

[SSSash]

"Banana-Drama"

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/sssandhu/jerryshow7.jpg

[akuza]

Hitler in a can!!!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Akughai/fg.jpg

[zaph69]

prick merchant

cock communist

sorostitute

shitestar

[akuza]

YOU MORPHAFUCKER

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Akughai/EWR.gif

[djskee]

woah flasback!!!

im off home now tho

later

[jus_me]

ive seen morph..in the clay! and he's quite big..

[zaph69]

yea well he's hella ripped isn't he? he works out in the gym every day and then goes home and eats mummyji's daal and paratha

[jus_me]

yea well he's hella ripped isn't he? he works out in the gym every day and then goes home and eats mummyji's daal and paratha

:slap: pisstaker..he seriously is about 4 foot tall, i saw him propped up in this warehouse once when i was going to the cinema in acton.

[zaph69]

did you get...tempted...?

[akuza]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/Akughai/naanface.gif

naan face

[azn_jarrod]

Cock-Jockey.

[Fancy-Diamond]

Chicken Butt

http://www.psppreferred.com/CB0805/GWCBLogo2.jpg

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:rofl:

Madness

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

Monkey Nuts :dunno:

[zai_alam]

Example: if someone said... 'twat-ears!' it will result in the following image i lovingly created earlier...















http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/twat_ears.jpg


this is kinda like that shit t.v show which used to be on itv where you had to say what the graphical proverb was, butthis is backwards. or some shit like that.


aku, sssash, r.j, jeraldine... if you've got image editing software then give us a hand with this thread will ya! :ughpoke:

FUCKKKKKK!!!! I remember now, it was Catchphrase!! :dance3:

http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/programmes/c/catchphrase/puzzle.jpg


I'm going back to sleep now.

[zai_alam]

Cock-Jockey.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/cockjockey2.jpg

and...









http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/cockjockey1.jpg

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:lol:

[jus_me]

catchphrase used to be excellent..when did they stop showing it?

[zai_alam]

catchphrase used to be excellent..when did they stop showing it?

like about a trillion years ago :neutral:

it was always on at around 5pm on saturdays. twas like the warm up to classic saturday night tv.

the show used to make me feel agitated form some reason. i used to fart a lot during that show as well. dunno why.

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

like about a trillion years ago :neutral:

it was always on at around 5pm on saturdays. twas like the warm up to classic saturday night tv.

the show used to make me feel agitated form some reason. i used to fart a lot during that show as well. dunno why.

I used to watch it with my grandad... :p

:neutral:

[jus_me]

like about a trillion years ago :neutral:

it was always on at around 5pm on saturdays. twas like the warm up to classic saturday night tv.

the show used to make me feel agitated form some reason. i used to fart a lot during that show as well. dunno why.

:slap: i know OF it, i was wondering where it went, foo'!

saturday night tv back then was at its peak, they wouldnt show a programme like a team on a saturday at half five in this day and age but back then anything went, incredible hulk used to scare me..i ran out of the house once when he came on the tv and i fell over and busted my lip :(

agitated? i used to shout out all the wrong answers and the right answers somehow never made it out..

i bet youre the kind who farts through any kind of programme, you seem refined like that :cool:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:lurk:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

fun-sucker. :|

[zai_alam]

fun-sucker. :|

:neutral:

you should be revising for ye exams dammit! :slap:

[zai_alam]

:slap: i know OF it, i was wondering where it went, foo'!

saturday night tv back then was at its peak, they wouldnt show a programme like a team on a saturday at half five in this day and age but back then anything went, incredible hulk used to scare me..i ran out of the house once when he came on the tv and i fell over and busted my lip :(

agitated? i used to shout out all the wrong answers and the right answers somehow never made it out..

i bet youre the kind who farts through any kind of programme, you seem refined like that :cool:

No, no. It was ONLY during Catchprase... and sometimes during Blind Date as well.

I'm going to create a catchprase thread later tonight. I'll be the host and you buggers can be the contestants :eyebrow:

[jus_me]

No, no. It was ONLY during Catchprase... and sometimes during Blind Date as well.

I'm going to create a catchprase thread later tonight. I'll be the host and you buggers can be the contestants :eyebrow:

well blind date, that was another bit of class saturday night viewing, my mum used to love it.

You know you love us really :slap:

[zai_alam]

well blind date, that was another bit of class saturday night viewing, my mum used to love it.

You know you love us really :slap:

I used to love it when the mingers used to get chosen, or when they used pick out a shitty destination like Wales, when they could have picked out Barbados or Maritius :kekeke:

[jus_me]

I used to love it when the mingers used to get chosen, or when they used pick out a shitty destination like Wales, when they could have picked out Barbados or Maritius :kekeke:

i remember seeing one when they actually decided to get married..there was one when the woman stood up and said she was doing an exposé for some magazine on how blind date is fake..which made me laugh, its not like the show is broadcast live, they could have just not had her on the show. When i was in year 12 at school the year 13's went to watch it being recorded for sociology..when i got to year 13 we didnt get a chance.. :mad:

[zai_alam]

i remember seeing one when they actually decided to get married..there was one when the woman stood up and said she was doing an exposé for some magazine on how blind date is fake..which made me laugh, its not like the show is broadcast live, they could have just not had her on the show. When i was in year 12 at school the year 13's went to watch it being recorded for sociology..when i got to year 13 we didnt get a chance.. :mad:

If I was ever in the audience on blind date, I'd try and seduce one of the contestants from my seat. Basically I'd wink at her and stuff. I'd even resort to mooning if the situation required it of me.

[lagaan]

fucktart.

[Jaffa_Cakes]

:neutral:

you should be revising for ye exams dammit! :slap:
I just had an exam today! I need a rest from the days nervousness and sickenings. :|

I will start revising on Sunday if the teachers stop giving homework! :) (inshallah)

Oh and byt the way, it's my birthday tomorrow. :kekeke:

[zai_alam]

I just had an exam today! I need a rest from the days nervousness and sickenings. :|

I will start revising on Sunday if the teachers stop giving homework! :) (inshallah)

Oh and byt the way, it's my birthday tomorrow. :kekeke:

They aint NEVER gonna stop giving you homework :evil_lau:

What you planning to do for you birthday Rabzy?! :)

[zai_alam]

fucktart.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/fucktart.jpg

[Jaffa_Cakes]

They aint NEVER gonna stop giving you homework :evil_lau:

What you planning to do for you birthday Rabzy?! :)
They will if the whole class beg them not too and say we've got too much to revise for. :sarb:

Well apart from knowing that most of my friends are coming over to my house on saturday after tuition, i have no idea where we are going to go after that.

But i know i'm getting a skateboard and converse for my birthday from friends. :Peace:

[zai_alam]

They will if the whole class beg them not too and say we've got too much to revise for. :sarb:

Well apart from knowing that most of my friends are coming over to my house on saturday after tuition, i have no idea where we are going to go after that.

But i know i'm getting a skateboard and converse for my birthday from friends. :Peace:

converse :cool2:

[bash_mg]

Gaypube

[JohnnyBlazE]

Catchphrase still shown on Challenge TV!

[R.J]

I just saw Bullseye on Challenge Tv?

How dare those bastards? That shit has no Jim Bowen and is at least ITV2 material!

:no: cunts.

[zai_alam]

I just saw Bullseye on Challenge Tv?

How dare those bastards? That shit has no Jim Bowen and is at least ITV2 material!

:no: cunts.

Jim Bowen deserves unconditional respect (and several public holidays dedicated to him) from the populations of UK and Japan.

[zai_alam]

Catchphrase still shown on Challenge TV!

D'you watch Takeshis Castle?

[jus_me]

:lol: takeshi's castle is hilarious..craig charles makes the show what it is.

and were they serious about remaking bullseye? i thought it was just a joke..not a very funny one at that, too.

[R.J]

Jim Bowen deserves unconditional respect (and several public holidays dedicated to him) from the populations of UK and Japan.

true but mike reid still kicks his arse in a street fight...how the hell can you replace jimmy bowen though?

its disgusting.

[MrCanuck]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/cockjockey2.jpg

and...









http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/hylian_zai/cockjockey1.jpg
you have too much time on your hands?

[SSSash]

^ and u are gay

[girl_interrupted]

assface

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

^ and u are gay

:lol:

Agree!

Have I got news for you! :p

[zai_alam]

you have too much time on your hands?

Yes I do. And it's the same hands that are gonna bitch-slap you across the ears for not making a decent contribution to this thread. :slap2:

[SSSash]

^ he's canadian.. he wont come back

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

Zai!!!!!!!!!!

:hug:


I'm bored.... Hi...

[zai_alam]

Zai!!!!!!!!!!

:hug:


I'm bored.... Hi...

elo munchkin! :grouphug:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

elo munchkin! :grouphug:

Hey hey Zai!

how's work!? how are you! :p