Which weapon is better? part. 19 I think.

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

So which weapon is better? (give reason for your choice)...
(As in Zai words)


A Henry Vacum Cleaner
http://www.talkingkone.co.uk/images/products/31.jpg

Or

A Litter Picker
http://www.diytools.co.uk/diy/Images/DB_Detail/_32741__38938__.jpg

[zai_alam]

litter picker. i'd attack someones goolies with it. and then i'd kill them with a hammer.

[azn_jarrod]

For sheer stabbing power, I would be inclined to say the Litter Picker, although the sheer comedy of being beaten to death by a smiley-faced vacuum must be considered.

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:roflbow:

This is so good... *sigh* Old school!

3 is the magic number!

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:shakefis:

Not how it used to be...

[zai_alam]

For sheer stabbing power, I would be inclined to say the Litter Picker, although the sheer comedy of being beaten to death by a smiley-faced vacuum must be considered.

:yes:

I'd shove the long bit ( from the vacuum cleaner :neutral: ) up the enemies bum and switch it on... thus vacuumed poo scenario takes place. Once enemy has had enough of this, i'd swing the poo filled vacuum cleaner across the enemies head... thus killing him on the spot.

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:yes:

I'd shove the long bit ( from the vacuum cleaner :neutral: ) up the enemies bum and switch it on... thus vacuumed poo scenario takes place. Once enemy has had enough of this, i'd swing the poo filled vacuum cleaner across the enemies head... thus killing him on the spot.

:lol:

Its when Jackass goes wrong :p

[azn_jarrod]

:yes:

I'd shove the long bit ( from the vacuum cleaner :neutral: ) up the enemies bum and switch it on... thus vacuumed poo scenario takes place. Once enemy has had enough of this, i'd swing the poo filled vacuum cleaner across the enemies head... thus killing him on the spot.

Or open it up, and beat them with the faeces filled bag.

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

Or open it up, and beat them with the faeces filled bag.

:Puke:

No,no,no...

[azn_jarrod]

:Puke:

No,no,no...

Hey, its a definite option.

[R.J]

Vacuum Cleaner by far........that little fucker can suck your nipples into submission.

[Night Fox]

A Henry Vacum Cleaner
http://www.talkingkone.co.uk/images/products/31.jpg

The Winner.

Simply because the litter picker doesnt have as big of a rod, as the vacum cleaner does. Thats all I need, a rod is an ample enough tool you need, to beat the living fuck out of someone.

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

Vacuum Cleaner by far........that little fucker can suck your nipples into submission.

Lets try it on you :neutral:

[akuza]

penetrate the vaccum with




















bullets








then set it to blow :D

so many double entendres :no:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

Hey, its a definite option.

I wouldn't choose that option :ugh:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

It's alive, aliveeeeeeeee!

Where's SSSash! :(

[zai_alam]

Or open it up, and beat them with the faeces filled bag.

That would be a really unique way to go. getting killed by a vacuum cleaner filled with one's own poo.

[akuza]

it's dead now :D

zai malai i have an idea why dont we buss out the old school " let us turn you into....." threads :D

[R.J]

Lets try it on you :neutral:

would have more affect of on a pair of tits albeit very little ones.

[SSSash]

ach ! !! it's past part 30 or something now :rolleyes: :)

[akuza]

ach ! !! it's past part 30 or something now :rolleyes: :)
VAX IT GOOOD!!!

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

I would pick Henry, Looks innocent with that sweet little smile, but once chucked at your opponent and then batter them with metal rod... and one more last chuck of Henry on them...Their doomed!

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

it's dead now :D

zai malai i have an idea why dont we buss out the old school " let us turn you into....." threads :D

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:joy:

[SSSash]

Airdry That Shit Ya!!!!

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2002_Van_Wilder/002VWL_Kal_Penn_001.jpg

[zai_alam]

it's dead now :D

zai malai i have an idea why dont we buss out the old school " let us turn you into....." threads :D

Thread: We'll create a visual image of the creative cusses you create.

... basically if someone posts 'cock-faced-hamster-lover', we use our dodgy photoshop skills to create a visual image of that cuss.

Whaddya reckon? :naughty:

[zai_alam]

ach ! !! it's past part 30 or something now :rolleyes: :)

WHERE THE FLYING FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TWAT-EARS!!

[akuza]

Airdry That Shit Ya!!!!

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2002_Van_Wilder/002VWL_Kal_Penn_001.jpg
:rofl: for a moment i thought you typed andriy is shit :shock: but its good that people are getting the MEAT of SU :cool2: *inserts fart noise*


zai - brack it up wun tyme bad boi











lets do it :cool2:

[azn_jarrod]

WHERE THE FLYING FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TWAT-EARS!!

You will definitley need to photoshop a picture of 'twat-ears'.

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

ach ! !! it's past part 30 or something now :rolleyes: :)

Your freaky... :ugh:

Anywhoooo how would I know! huh! Last one Zai made was 18!

[zai_alam]

You will definitley need to photoshop a picture of 'twat-ears'.

as we speak bro, as we speak.

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

would have more affect of on a pair of tits albeit very little ones.

Hmmm who could that be... Akash :rolleyes:

[SSSash]

WHERE THE FLYING FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TWAT-EARS!!

Buried in the law books jackass!

came across an interesting case the other day

Re Grove Grady: In his will a testator wanted a trust for setting up animal refuge where animals are safe from molestation by man :neutral:

[akuza]

Hmmm who could that be... Akash :rolleyes:
dont speak ill of the H/P tittay combo before i get my horny dog on you, and im not speaking metaphorically :neutral:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

dont speak ill of the H/P tittay combo before i get my horny dog on you, and im not speaking metaphorically :neutral:

:Paper:

And you say!?

[jus_me]

id say the henry..

you can poke and tweeze with the litter picker but the possibilities are endless with the henry..different levels of suction etc.. :neutral:

[SSSash]

Your freaky... :ugh:

Anywhoooo how would I know! huh! Last one Zai made was 18!

dotn blame u.. ppl lose count :google:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

dont blame u.. ppl lose count :google:

Yep...

Anyway I'm off to the doctors... :p

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

It died :no:

[()M@R]

THE HOOVER SO I CAN SUCK THE PEOPLE UP ND KEEP EM LOCKED UP 4EVA HEHE :dance3: