So What Happens At A Muslim Wedding?

[FlyDesiGrl]

Well i ask because im Sikh, and my cousin is marrying a Muslim fella this summer in England. First Muslim to enter our family tree :lol:...

So out of curiousity what events take place? What is the ceremony like? Does it differ between the different types of Muslims, or is it all the same?

Theyre both having a Sikh ceremony and a Muslim ceremony...id just like to know what ill be seeing there! :D

So bring on the knowledge! :D

[EverBlazinGyal]

a nikah!

and a mayoom/mayoon(n)

and a mehndi!

[FlyDesiGrl]

a nikah!

and a mayoom/mayoon(n)

and a mehndi!
Whats a nikah?

[aachoudhry]

its so gnarly!

[FlyDesiGrl]

its so gnarly!
:lol: haha, that sounds nice :ugh:

[GT_Starrr]

two people get married!!!

[EverBlazinGyal]

it's like the muslim ceremony equivalent to going around the fire for the hindus

basically the bride and groom accept each other as being partners, etc etc

[tinomack]

They get married then the guy takes the girl home and f*cks the bejeezies out of her until she has sperm coming out of her nostrils

[FlyDesiGrl]

two people get married!!!
no shit, sherlock! Wanna break it down?! :D

[GT_Starrr]

no shit, sherlock! Wanna break it down?! :D

nooo!! i've never been to one!! :D

[FlyDesiGrl]

They get married then the guy takes the girl home and f*cks the bejeezies out of her until she has sperm coming out of her nostrils
:ugh2: lol!!!

[mr photographer]

They get married then the guy takes the girl home and f*cks the bejeezies out of her until she has sperm coming out of her nostrils

:rofl: thats called suhaag raat

[FlyDesiGrl]

nooo!! i've never been to one!! :D
:hand: forget you then! :D

[phatty]

they say....kabul hai. or something. thats all i know.

[FlyDesiGrl]

it's like the muslim ceremony equivalent to going around the fire for the hindus

basically the bride and groom accept each other as being partners, etc etc
yeah, but im asking what actually takes place in the ceremony? Any special type of things done?

[fireangel2007]

mehndi

pithi--one for the bride and one for the groom

nikkah

rooksathi

kobha kobhi
reception

sangeet--it depends on the family

and other personal family traditions


its similar to hindu weddings but just some differences here and there

[FlyDesiGrl]

they say....kabul hai. or something. thats all i know.
doesnt that mean divorce? :sarb: wait shit..im confused...thats talaak right?

[aachoudhry]

:lol: haha, that sounds nice :ugh:

nah its cool depends on the family
usualy three or four days

the ifrst night is all fun and dance

the baraat is like picturse iwth the bride and groom and she wears red or whatever

and the valeema is liek the thing where youre wondering if this is all over yet


:the view from an abcd: enjoy

[FlyDesiGrl]

mehndi

pithi--one for the bride and one for the groom

nikkah

rooksathi

kobha kobhi
reception

sangeet--it depends on the family

and other personal family traditions


its similar to hindu weddings but just some differences here and there
whats pithi, rooksathi and kobha kobhi??

[aachoudhry]

yeah, but im asking what actually takes place in the ceremony? Any special type of things done?

they take the dudes shoes and something with milk
and he gives money


hey dnot ask me
i dont get it either

[la_bele_dame]

mehndi

pithi--one for the bride and one for the groom

nikkah

rooksathi

kobha kobhi
reception

sangeet--it depends on the family

and other personal family traditions


its similar to hindu weddings but just some differences here and there
wanna tell us what rooksathi and pithi is..... m kinda curious now

[fireangel2007]

you really wanan know?? watch that drama mehndi, ull see

[dj XeNo]

we fire live AKs into the air.

[FlyDesiGrl]

nah its cool depends on the family
usualy three or four days

the ifrst night is all fun and dance

the baraat is like picturse iwth the bride and groom and she wears red or whatever

and the valeema is liek the thing where youre wondering if this is all over yet


:the view from an abcd: enjoy
:rofl: thank you for your perspective!! haha!

[tinomack]

yeah, but im asking what actually takes place in the ceremony? Any special type of things done?

The actual wedding is a few minutes long, a Maulana (religious head) comes and brings a contract paper in which both the man and woman sign. Once that is completed you are married.

The fun part is the before and after of the actually wedding.

and the tappin the ass part

[phatty]

doesnt that mean divorce? :sarb: wait shit..im confused...thats talaak right?
oh gosh. i hope not.


yes talaak is divorce.

[FlyDesiGrl]

you really wanan know?? watch that drama mehndi, ull see
i dont watch brown dramas :ugh: sorry!

[phatty]

wanna tell us what rooksathi and pithi is..... m kinda curious now
i think i know what pithi is...



its where they put yellow pastey stuff on the bride and groom

[HeRsHeE317]

basically:

mehendi.

nikkah.

reception/big deal thingy.

walima.

done.

[tinomack]

wanna tell us what rooksathi and pithi is..... m kinda curious now

pithi bachelor party.. they both go out seperately and have drunken sex with multiple partners


rukhsati - when the girl leaves her parents home and goes to the guys house its a handing over of sorts. This is when your parents find out you got laid

valima - when the whole world knows you jizzed or got jizzed on, they have a big party

[FlyDesiGrl]

The actual wedding is a few minutes long, a Maulana (religious head) comes and brings a contract paper in which both the man and woman sign. Once that is completed you are married.

The fun part is the before and after of the actually wedding.

and the tappin the ass part
ok so the ceremony is only a few minutes?? You just both sign the marriage contract and thats it?? I thought there would be more to it??

[mr photographer]

ok to break it down ..........

mehndi ceremony .... similar to sangeet
boys side have one and girls side have one or sometimes it's joint sometimes its skipped and don't have one

nikah .. similar to ceremony at gurdwara but doesnt last 4 hours

if it's a not so religious wedding then there'll be dj and dancing :dance3: but no alcohol

rukhsati ... where the bride departs to her new home usually at the end of the nikah

and finally walima .... party offered from the boys side

[fireangel2007]

wanna tell us what rooksathi and pithi is..... m kinda curious now
rooksathi is when the bride is leaving her home, she throws rice and all and when she enters her new home, similar to hindu traditions minus the red sindoor stuff im guessing on the feet

pithi

gals--when she has haldi put on her by everyone in her family--guys side too--but not the guy himself, shes fed sweets indvidually by each person who blesses her and he/she throws roses on her

guys--same thing but you can throw eggs and what not at the guy==i don't know why but its hella fun!

[tinomack]

ok so the ceremony is only a few minutes?? You just both sign the marriage contract and thats it?? I thought there would be more to it??

You know pakis love to stretch things out
so they make the girl walk real slow and the guy walk real slow to where they have to sit

that takes a few hours

[FlyDesiGrl]

basically:

mehendi.

nikkah.

reception/big deal thingy.

walima.

done.
Ok Arshia, describe to me what happens at the nikkah? What things are done to bond the marriage?

[EverBlazinGyal]

yeah, but im asking what actually takes place in the ceremony? Any special type of things done?

lol no not really

people just sit around and watch the molvi dude do his thing

lol...omg i wish i could find this site where they did a muslim marriage cereomy on the 'internet' :rofl: funny shit....don't mind me...that was me talking to myself out loud

[fireangel2007]

i dont watch brown dramas :ugh: sorry!
noooo omg, seriously this is a pakistani drama and it was seriously the best--nothing ull expect, plus just watch the first two episodes or so, theyhave the wedding, its beautiful!

[FlyDesiGrl]

pithi bachelor party.. they both go out seperately and have drunken sex with multiple partners


rukhsati - when the girl leaves her parents home and goes to the guys house its a handing over of sorts. This is when your parents find out you got laid

valima - when the whole world knows you jizzed or got jizzed on, they have a big party
:rofl: ok i heard from my muslim friends that, you cant have a walima unless you have sex?! is that true?!! not that the couple wouldnt bump uglies anyway lol..but seriously?! thats humiliating! :ugh:!!

[HeRsHeE317]

Ok Arshia, describe to me what happens at the nikkah? What things are done to bond the marriage?
nikkah ceremony is usually at the mosque. guys on thier side. girls on thiers. they do the prayer. guy says the stuff. girl says the stuff. after papers are signed and everything is dandy, the guy comes over to the girls side. and then he walks her out. its so cute :tears:

[EverBlazinGyal]

:rofl: ok i heard from my muslim friends that, you cant have a walima unless you have sex?! is that true?!! not that the couple wouldnt bump uglies anyway lol..but seriously?! thats humiliating! :ugh:!!
:shock:

really?!!?

[FlyDesiGrl]

ok to break it down ..........

mehndi ceremony .... similar to sangeet
boys side have one and girls side have one or sometimes it's joint sometimes its skipped and don't have one

nikah .. similar to ceremony at gurdwara but doesnt last 4 hours

if it's a not so religious wedding then there'll be dj and dancing :dance3: but no alcohol

rukhsati ... where the bride departs to her new home usually at the end of the nikah

and finally walima .... party offered from the boys side
thanks solly! :)

oh gawd, whats going to happen in this case at my cousins wedding?

we are sikhs, and we are pisseheads, :rofl: we all drink and dance like monkies and yell all kinds of crap at the top of our lungs! What will the boys side doo....:ugh: ok now im scared! :lol: Damn, now im wondering what theyre gonna do about the meat? will it be halal or not?! :ugh:

[ezbreezyfresh]

:rofl: ok i heard from my muslim friends that, you cant have a walima unless you have sex?! is that true?!! not that the couple wouldnt bump uglies anyway lol..but seriously?! thats humiliating! :ugh:!!

:rofl: :werd:

[FlyDesiGrl]

rooksathi is when the bride is leaving her home, she throws rice and all and when she enters her new home, similar to hindu traditions minus the red sindoor stuff im guessing on the feet

pithi

gals--when she has haldi put on her by everyone in her family--guys side too--but not the guy himself, shes fed sweets indvidually by each person who blesses her and he/she throws roses on her

guys--same thing but you can throw eggs and what not at the guy==i don't know why but its hella fun!
haha, sounds fun! :D

[tinomack]

:rofl: ok i heard from my muslim friends that, you cant have a walima unless you have sex?! is that true?!! not that the couple wouldnt bump uglies anyway lol..but seriously?! thats humiliating! :ugh:!!

heheh I dont know about that
But statistically speaking about 70% of couples dont end up having intercourse on their first night together. I think this applies to the arranged desi marriages

[mr photographer]

nikkah ceremony is usually at the mosque. guys on thier side. girls on thiers. they do the prayer. guy says the stuff. girl says the stuff. after papers are signed and everything is dandy, the guy comes over to the girls side. and then he walks her out. its so cute :tears:

rubbish .... nikaah can be done anywhere ... even on the street aslong as u have a moulana and some witnesses

[ezbreezyfresh]

ya so did ur cousin convert?

[FlyDesiGrl]

You know pakis love to stretch things out
so they make the girl walk real slow and the guy walk real slow to where they have to sit

that takes a few hours
:rofl: :rofl: you bloody joker! hahahaha, :rofl:

[FlyDesiGrl]

lol no not really

people just sit around and watch the molvi dude do his thing

lol...omg i wish i could find this site where they did a muslim marriage cereomy on the 'internet' :rofl: funny shit....don't mind me...that was me talking to myself out loud
Find the video! i want to see, im really curious to see what happens! :lol:

[mr photographer]

thanks solly! :)

oh gawd, whats going to happen in this case at my cousins wedding?

we are sikhs, and we are pisseheads, :rofl: we all drink and dance like monkies and yell all kinds of crap at the top of our lungs! What will the boys side doo....:ugh: ok now im scared! :lol: Damn, now im wondering what theyre gonna do about the meat? will it be halal or not?! :ugh:

depends how much the guys side give a shit :rolleyes:

[FlyDesiGrl]

noooo omg, seriously this is a pakistani drama and it was seriously the best--nothing ull expect, plus just watch the first two episodes or so, theyhave the wedding, its beautiful!
i must say that...Paki brides have beautiful outfits..theyre so colourful and pretty...shit im gonna be a damn christmas tree at my wedding! :hand: :rofl: pshhtt1!

[FlyDesiGrl]

nikkah ceremony is usually at the mosque. guys on thier side. girls on thiers. they do the prayer. guy says the stuff. girl says the stuff. after papers are signed and everything is dandy, the guy comes over to the girls side. and then he walks her out. its so cute :tears:
ok so wait....the guy and girl cant sit next to each other while this takes place??

[tinomack]

Weddings are fun

but its rude when people start leaving right after eating

[FlyDesiGrl]

:shock:

really?!!?
thats what they told me...:ugh: :dunno: but that would be kinda embarrasing..showing up the next day or a few days later to your walima..and everyone looking at the guy like.."yeah dawg, you tapped that ass!!"...and all the guys staring at her like "you got banged!!" :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

:rofl: :werd:
no shit, lol id dieeeee! thats so embarrasing!! :rofl:

[ezbreezyfresh]

no shit, lol id dieeeee! thats so embarrasing!! :rofl:

hahah ya, but o well! what can you do..lol

[FlyDesiGrl]

heheh I dont know about that
But statistically speaking about 70% of couples dont end up having intercourse on their first night together. I think this applies to the arranged desi marriages
youre saying 70% that have arranged marriages dont bang the first night???

[dj XeNo]

hes lying, almost all bang

[FlyDesiGrl]

ya so did ur cousin convert?
i dont think so. shes remaining a Sikh i believe, and hes remaining a Muslim i believe..im not so sure...i guess ill find out this summer!

[ezbreezyfresh]

hes lying, almost all bang

how can you have sex with someone you just met..what if he/she is ugly..lol

[FlyDesiGrl]

depends how much the guys side give a shit :rolleyes:
hmmm...wow thatll be interesting to see how that turns out...

[tinomack]

youre saying 70% that have arranged marriages dont bang the first night???

I read an article and in the few thousand people the surveyed the result was close to that. Im not totally sure because it was a while back but I believe they were Pakistani couples that had arranged marriages. Probably the kind where they were virgins before marriage.

[dj XeNo]

how can you have sex with someone you just met..what if he/she is ugly..lol

ur not suppose to marry someone who's ugly lol

[ezbreezyfresh]

i dont think so. shes remaining a Sikh i believe, and hes remaining a Muslim i believe..im not so sure...i guess ill find out this summer!

ahh damn shes lucky.. i don't think id want to convert

[mr photographer]

i dont think so. shes remaining a Sikh i believe, and hes remaining a Muslim i believe..im not so sure...i guess ill find out this summer!

hmmm intersting .... dammit it why can't this happen with me ... i have about 3 sikh girls ready to marry me ... but their folks won't allow it ... they have to marry jatt punjabi's :mad:

[FlyDesiGrl]

Weddings are fun

but its rude when people start leaving right after eating
thats fucking jacked up when brown people leave ANY party right after eating...stupid slobs.

They see the food come out and they run like bees to honey...:no:

[FlyDesiGrl]

hahah ya, but o well! what can you do..lol
is there a REASON why you have to do that?!!! i dunno, but my friends were like..you have to consumate the marriage..but dawg..thats so embarrasing lol...

[ezbreezyfresh]

ur not suppose to marry someone who's ugly lol

ahaha well if its arranged i don't think u have any choice..lol

a friend of mine got an arranged married to this super ugly guy..lol he was like ten times her size and she was tiny and pretty

well now they have 2 kids.. i really wonder how she could sleep with him..lol

[FlyDesiGrl]

how can you have sex with someone you just met..what if he/she is ugly..lol
JUST MET? wait...Muslims do the OLD fashioned marriages still where you meet and marry? Dawg, i thought that shit is been and gone..and no more?! :sarb:

[FlyDesiGrl]

I read an article and in the few thousand people the surveyed the result was close to that. Im not totally sure because it was a while back but I believe they were Pakistani couples that had arranged marriages. Probably the kind where they were virgins before marriage.
ok well if its the old school style of thinking when it comes to arranged marriages, i can understand that..but if youve agreed to marry one another through a rishtaa, and been seeing each other for a while...why shouldnt they?

[dj XeNo]

ahaha well if its arranged i don't think u have any choice..lol

a friend of mine got an arranged married to this super ugly guy..lol he was like ten times her size and she was tiny and pretty

well now they have 2 kids.. i really wonder how she could sleep with him..lol

LOL i guess when you've waited for it your whole life u just dont' give a shit anymore and will just bang whatevers in front of you.

if she didn't like him tho she never should have married him.

[ezbreezyfresh]

is there a REASON why you have to do that?!!! i dunno, but my friends were like..you have to consumate the marriage..but dawg..thats so embarrasing lol...

hahahahahaa but this is soemtihng only the muslims will understand..i guess they're used to that...


:rofl: on that note..a paki firend of mine was telling me abt how they put cameras in their cousins room sop they could see what they were doing..isnt that scaryyyyyyyy!..lol im gonan make it a point to not do anything on my suhhaag raat..id die of embarassment...

[FlyDesiGrl]

ahh damn shes lucky.. i don't think id want to convert
well im not sure if she is?? i mean first of all...muslims are pretty strict about this right? do not marry outside of muslims. my side of the family is so diverse we have all kinds of nationalities and religions in my family..so i guess our side was more accepting? hell if i know...but like...i guess since his family accepted a sikh girl into the family, they probably wouldnt make her convert?? i dunno...is that like a THING TO DO? you have to convert to islam if you marry a muslim??

[ezbreezyfresh]

JUST MET? wait...Muslims do the OLD fashioned marriages still where you meet and marry? Dawg, i thought that shit is been and gone..and no more?! :sarb:


ya!! most of the muslim ppl i know have gone through these kind of marriages..never met or anytihng..

[FlyDesiGrl]

hmmm intersting .... dammit it why can't this happen with me ... i have about 3 sikh girls ready to marry me ... but their folks won't allow it ... they have to marry jatt punjabi's :mad:
:rofl: poor solly!! We Jatts are hard headed! :lol:

youre rani ji, will come soon! ;)

[ezbreezyfresh]

LOL i guess when you've waited for it your whole life u just dont' give a shit anymore and will just bang whatevers in front of you.

if she didn't like him tho she never should have married him.


lollllllllllll

well she had to marry ihm coz herparents told her to..sh didnt have a choice..man she even had a bf at the time..beecharii

[bad_cheque]

Weddings are fun

but its rude when people start leaving right after eating
Its only for the food man!

[dj XeNo]

lollllllllllll

well she had to marry ihm coz herparents told her to..sh didnt have a choice..man she even had a bf at the time..beecharii

thats retarded

i feel sorry for the bf

[FlyDesiGrl]

ahaha well if its arranged i don't think u have any choice..lol

a friend of mine got an arranged married to this super ugly guy..lol he was like ten times her size and she was tiny and pretty

well now they have 2 kids.. i really wonder how she could sleep with him..lol
why the FUCK did she agree to THAT??? :ugh2: seriously..these kinds of marriages still take places these days?? :no: Id never accept a rishta for someone who didnt appeal to me...in any sense..not just physically, but mentally either...

[ezbreezyfresh]

well im not sure if she is?? i mean first of all...muslims are pretty strict about this right? do not marry outside of muslims. my side of the family is so diverse we have all kinds of nationalities and religions in my family..so i guess our side was more accepting? hell if i know...but like...i guess since his family accepted a sikh girl into the family, they probably wouldnt make her convert?? i dunno...is that like a THING TO DO? you have to convert to islam if you marry a muslim??

ya, u have to convert , well most of the time u do!

[ezbreezyfresh]

thats retarded

i feel sorry for the bf

ya i know

beechari

=(

[mr photographer]

:rofl: poor solly!! We Jatts are hard headed! :lol:

youre rani ji, will come soon! ;)

my rani ji's are already with me and havin fun ;) ..... just that we cannot marry

[Rcade]

nikah, mendhi, baraat, walimah .... i think thats it in that order, i cud be wrong :sarb:

[ezbreezyfresh]

why the FUCK did she agree to THAT??? :ugh2: seriously..these kinds of marriages still take places these days?? :no: Id never accept a rishta for someone who didnt appeal to me...in any sense..not just physically, but mentally either...

i knoww, he spoke no english, looked like way too old for her..and umm after they got married she wasnt allowed to keep in tocuh with her firends or anytihng...basically sheh as no life anymore..

[FlyDesiGrl]

hahahahahaa but this is soemtihng only the muslims will understand..i guess they're used to that...


:rofl: on that note..a paki firend of mine was telling me abt how they put cameras in their cousins room sop they could see what they were doing..isnt that scaryyyyyyyy!..lol im gonan make it a point to not do anything on my suhhaag raat..id die of embarassment...
WHAT THE FUCK? shut up Sonika! Thats BULLCHIT!! I wont accept that!! :hand: buahahahahahaha :rofl: PUHHLEASEEEE tell me they put the cameras there as a joke and not to see if they actually CONSUMATE THE FUCKING MARRIAGE>>>>YUCK!!

Thats why..on my suhaag raat, im going to a fuckin 7 star hotel with my husband..and doing my bonking there!! IN PRIVATE, and i wont tell anyone which hotel we are at! BLOODY PERVS :rofl: thats hilarious!!

[la_bele_dame]

JUST MET? wait...Muslims do the OLD fashioned marriages still where you meet and marry? Dawg, i thought that shit is been and gone..and no more?! :sarb:
i think its not about religion as much as its about how open minded the family is.....

one side of my family we got muslims and americans mixed - other side of my family they still try to do arrange marraiges

[FlyDesiGrl]

ya!! most of the muslim ppl i know have gone through these kind of marriages..never met or anytihng..
wow, thats really insane. thats such old school mentality, i thought that was all stopped or passed now..and its become more casual..in a sense?

[ezbreezyfresh]

WHAT THE FUCK? shut up Sonika! Thats BULLCHIT!! I wont accept that!! :hand: buahahahahahaha :rofl: PUHHLEASEEEE tell me they put the cameras there as a joke and not to see if they actually CONSUMATE THE FUCKING MARRIAGE>>>>YUCK!!

Thats why..on my suhaag raat, im going to a fuckin 7 star hotel with my husband..and doing my bonking there!! IN PRIVATE, and i wont tell anyone which hotel we are at! BLOODY PERVS :rofl: thats hilarious!!

lol im serious man..im liek are u for reallllll?

oh and dont be too sure abt ppl catching you at the hotell

have u seen the movie kalyug? hHHha

[mr photographer]

WHAT THE FUCK? shut up Sonika! Thats BULLCHIT!! I wont accept that!! :hand: buahahahahahaha :rofl: PUHHLEASEEEE tell me they put the cameras there as a joke and not to see if they actually CONSUMATE THE FUCKING MARRIAGE>>>>YUCK!!

Thats why..on my suhaag raat, im going to a fuckin 7 star hotel with my husband..and doing my bonking there!! IN PRIVATE, and i wont tell anyone which hotel we are at! BLOODY PERVS :rofl: thats hilarious!!

fantastic ... you just gave away the hotel location you tit .... dubai has the only 7* hotel in the world .... now im gonna bug every room :)

[FlyDesiGrl]

lollllllllllll

well she had to marry ihm coz herparents told her to..sh didnt have a choice..man she even had a bf at the time..beecharii
Thats fucking ridiculous...:no: if you love someone..have a bf/gf that youre serious about..how the fuck you gonna accept a rishtaa that your parents throw at you?? BULLSHIT..utter bullshit. :no: Her parents must not have had souls.

[ezbreezyfresh]

wow, thats really insane. thats such old school mentality, i thought that was all stopped or passed now..and its become more casual..in a sense?

it also depends on the families..it still exists though..

[ezbreezyfresh]

Thats fucking ridiculous...:no: if you love someone..have a bf/gf that youre serious about..how the fuck you gonna accept a rishtaa that your parents throw at you?? BULLSHIT..utter bullshit. :no: Her parents must not have had souls.

lol well she was only 17 and the guy was hindu..and she wanted to make her parnets happy i guess...

[FlyDesiGrl]

ya, u have to convert , well most of the time u do!
well...why do you HAVE to convert? What if the guy isnt religious, and neither is the girl? Like they could give two shits about religion...should they still have to convert, or do whatever? :sarb: thats stupid...ugh..

[la_bele_dame]

WHAT THE FUCK? shut up Sonika! Thats BULLCHIT!! I wont accept that!! :hand: buahahahahahaha :rofl: PUHHLEASEEEE tell me they put the cameras there as a joke and not to see if they actually CONSUMATE THE FUCKING MARRIAGE>>>>YUCK!!

Thats why..on my suhaag raat, im going to a fuckin 7 star hotel with my husband..and doing my bonking there!! IN PRIVATE, and i wont tell anyone which hotel we are at! BLOODY PERVS :rofl: thats hilarious!!

in my cousins wedding - when they went to the room for there suhaag raat - after an hour they heard a kids voice saying ...." ohhhh mamu aap yeah kya kar rahe ho...... aur nayi mami aap kya kar rahi ho......"

u should have seen their faces.....:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
we had gotten a lil kid and had made her record that

so before my cousins got to the room we hid the recorded under the bed

[FlyDesiGrl]

my rani ji's are already with me and havin fun ;) ..... just that we cannot marry
you slut! you got more than one Jatt Kuri hanging off your arms? Piggy! :rofl:

ill hang off your arm too this summer! :D me and my cousin will come out with you to the next event you go to! Yippeee! :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

i knoww, he spoke no english, looked like way too old for her..and umm after they got married she wasnt allowed to keep in tocuh with her firends or anytihng...basically sheh as no life anymore..
ok either she did something REALLY BAD in her past...and her parents found out...or her parents are fucking HITLERS...:ugh2:

[FlyDesiGrl]

i think its not about religion as much as its about how open minded the family is.....

one side of my family we got muslims and americans mixed - other side of my family they still try to do arrange marraiges
yeahi suppose so. i dont know. see my family doesnt do the straight..YES YES thing and get married. we are given time to get to know each other..and if he dont like each other..we dont get married...i suppose different families have different views of what they consider ARRANGED..

[mr photographer]

you slut! you got more than one Jatt Kuri hanging off your arms? Piggy! :rofl:

ill hang off your arm too this summer! :D me and my cousin will come out with you to the next event you go to! Yippeee! :lol:

i told you ... there's 3 of them .... and its not just my arm they hang off :eyebrow:

[ezbreezyfresh]

ok either she did something REALLY BAD in her past...and her parents found out...or her parents are fucking HITLERS...:ugh2:

hmm not really, she was good girl..well she had bfs but i dont tihnk her parents ever knew..and the guy was rick so that was probably the reason thewy wanted to get her married

[FlyDesiGrl]

lol im serious man..im liek are u for reallllll?

oh and dont be too sure abt ppl catching you at the hotell

have u seen the movie kalyug? hHHha
lol...fook thattt!! omg thats hilarious lol....this is gonna be some...mission impossible shit trying to get to the hotel so i can bonk my hubby in peace! :p

no i havent seen kalyug yet, but i heard its pretty crazy! :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

fantastic ... you just gave away the hotel location you tit .... dubai has the only 7* hotel in the world .... now im gonna bug every room :)
you cow, i was over exaggerating!!! :P

but i do want to go to Dubai for part of my honeymoon :love:

you wanna watch me bonk? :sarb: :anxious: :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

it also depends on the families..it still exists though..
yeah i suppose so. i just didnt think that kind of mentality well..for the most part..didnt exist anymore.

[ezbreezyfresh]

lol...fook thattt!! omg thats hilarious lol....this is gonna be some...mission impossible shit trying to get to the hotel so i can bonk my hubby in peace! :p

no i havent seen kalyug yet, but i heard its pretty crazy! :lol:


hahahah i think u sohuld stay home and boink him..dont forget to moan real loud as well...ahaha

[FlyDesiGrl]

lol well she was only 17 and the guy was hindu..and she wanted to make her parnets happy i guess...
its always about what makes the PARENTS HAPPY..heaven forbid you chose someone of a different religion to marry..then they feel its their duty to tell you.."I raised you for 22 years, i put a roof over your head and you do this to me..? how could you, you are a disgrace!!".

well fuck...why give birth if you arent expecting your kids to think along with todays generation...

and dont expose them to western societies if you dont want to see your kids "embarras" you, and your izzaat...

BUND MAAR..thats so stupid :no:

[ezbreezyfresh]

its always about what makes the PARENTS HAPPY..heaven forbid you chose someone of a different religion to marry..then they feel its their duty to tell you.."I raised you for 22 years, i put a roof over your head and you do this to me..? how could you, you are a disgrace!!".

well fuck...why give birth if you arent expecting your kids to think along with todays generation...

and dont expose them to western societies if you dont want to see your kids "embarras" you, and your izzaat...

BUND MAAR..thats so stupid :no:

lol i know right! my mom evne told me and my siter that if u guys ever do anytihng bad like have sex before marriage or get pregnan or fall for a muslim guy to never show our faces again..loll but i tihnk shes jut saying that coz when the time comes shes gonna have to accept it

[FlyDesiGrl]

in my cousins wedding - when they went to the room for there suhaag raat - after an hour they heard a kids voice saying ...." ohhhh mamu aap yeah kya kar rahe ho...... aur nayi mami aap kya kar rahi ho......"

u should have seen their faces.....:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
we had gotten a lil kid and had made her record that

so before my cousins got to the room we hid the recorded under the bed
oh shit :rofl: hahahaha! i remember when my aunt got married...her friends decorated the room with rose petals n shit..and put champagne on the table and strawberries etc lol...and when they got back...everyone was seated downstairs...then when it was time to go to sleep..the couple were so embarrased lol the house was small..and the bedroom doors were close by...she said her bed creeked like hell :rofl: she was mortified..

HOTEL IT IS!! never the home! god knows what shit is in that room sparked ready to go! :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

i told you ... there's 3 of them .... and its not just my arm they hang off :eyebrow:
:rofl: you slut! Haha!!

[FlyDesiGrl]

hmm not really, she was good girl..well she had bfs but i dont tihnk her parents ever knew..and the guy was rick so that was probably the reason thewy wanted to get her married
i suppose...:ugh: i just dont understand that kind of stuff :no:

[FlyDesiGrl]

hahahah i think u sohuld stay home and boink him..dont forget to moan real loud as well...ahaha
dude..seriously...if that be the case...then ill make sure i scream the walls down and pound the wall with my fist and make the ceiling rattle...:rofl: then they will look at us the next morning and be like :ugh:...and ill say GOOD MORNING!! :D :D :D

ahahah! thatll give them something to talk about! :p

[FlyDesiGrl]

lol i know right! my mom evne told me and my siter that if u guys ever do anytihng bad like have sex before marriage or get pregnan or fall for a muslim guy to never show our faces again..loll but i tihnk shes jut saying that coz when the time comes shes gonna have to accept it
:rofl: thats fuckin hilarious..how she just threw the muslim dude in there, hahahahaha! :rofl: what religion are you?????

[ezbreezyfresh]

dude..seriously...if that be the case...then ill make sure i scream the walls down and pound the wall with my fist and make the ceiling rattle...:rofl: then they will look at us the next morning and be like :ugh:...and ill say GOOD MORNING!! :D :D :D

ahahah! thatll give them something to talk about! :p


haha ya that would be funny! and u guys would probably be on their minds for al ong long time...hahah

[MolviCorleone]

they fire shotguns into the air

[ezbreezyfresh]

:rofl: thats fuckin hilarious..how she just threw the muslim dude in there, hahahahaha! :rofl: what religion are you?????

im hindu! i have a feeling im gonan do the exact opp of what my mommy told me not to ! hahahah

[FlyDesiGrl]

haha ya that would be funny! and u guys would probably be on their minds for al ong long time...hahah
oh itll be sweet! :D lol

[FlyDesiGrl]

im hindu! i have a feeling im gonan do the exact opp of what my mommy told me not to ! hahahah
parents dont realize that kids rebel...so obviously if you KEEP instilling "dont do this, dont do that, we wont tolerate it.." what do kids do? THEY DO THAT!

ahhhh well...its just gonna have to be accepted!! You dating anyone? i bet hes a muslim! :lol:

[MolviCorleone]

im hindu! i have a feeling im gonan do the exact opp of what my mommy told me not to ! hahahah

you should respect your parents wishes, if you marry a muslim guy hell be going against his parents and religion aswell. Muslims cant marry hinjews

[ezbreezyfresh]

parents dont realize that kids rebel...so obviously if you KEEP instilling "dont do this, dont do that, we wont tolerate it.." what do kids do? THEY DO THAT!

ahhhh well...its just gonna have to be accepted!! You dating anyone? i bet hes a muslim! :lol:

hahah ya and hes muslim! well there was a time i used to say that i would never date a muslim guy..but look at me now...:no:

[ezbreezyfresh]

you should respect your parents wishes, if you marry a muslim guy hell be going against his parents and religion aswell. Muslims cant marry hinjews

lol who said i have to marry him? and even if i do im gonna have to convert..

[FlyDesiGrl]

hahah ya and hes muslim! well there was a time i used to say that i would never date a muslim guy..but look at me now...:no:
:lol: its all good cupcake..im Sikh..and ive been there too :anxious: :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

lol who said i have to marry him? and even if i do im gonna have to convert..
are you okay with doing that? having to convert for him? if you love each other..there shouldnt have to be any type of conversion..thats not true love in my opinion :hand:

[ezbreezyfresh]

:lol: its all good cupcake..im Sikh..and ive been there too :anxious: :lol:

ahaha so what happened?

[ezbreezyfresh]

are you okay with doing that? having to convert for him? if you love each other..there shouldnt have to be any type of conversion..thats not true love in my opinion :hand:

ya ur right..well i told him to convert instead..lol hopefully i dont have to convert coz thats not gonna happen..

[FlyDesiGrl]

ahaha so what happened?
:lol: uh...ive been there...and i still go there..:anxious: :lol: its so bizzarre lol..maybe we can talk about it over msn sometime...i dont need to discuss that on here witcha! ;)

[ezbreezyfresh]

:lol: uh...ive been there...and i still go there..:anxious: :lol: its so bizzarre lol..maybe we can talk about it over msn sometime...i dont need to discuss that on here witcha! ;)

haha gimmie ur msn..

i need some insights on this stuff..lol

[FlyDesiGrl]

ya ur right..well i told him to convert instead..lol hopefully i dont have to convert coz thats not gonna happen..
lol...when it comes to the crunch, just hope that you and him wont have a fight over this whole bullshit conversion shit...if my fiance ends up being a non-sikh..he better understand that im Sikh..and even though im not a religious person...i will remain a sikh, and he can remain whatever he is. Love doesnt involve religion.

[FlyDesiGrl]

haha gimmie ur msn..

i need some insights on this stuff..lol
haha sure thing booger..ill PM you ;)

[Muslima786]

Islamically, a muslim wedding is comprised of a nikah and a walima (a small banquet). All other functions such as mehndis, mayoons et al are borrowed cultural practices. In Islam they are considered bidah (innovation), and theres no intermixing of the sexes, you would usually find seperate halls for men and women.

[dopekhor]

its simple all the guests come in an hr late, the bride and groom are speareted they arent supposed to see each other till the niqqah, the quazi goes to the bride and groom separtely and then do duas and make em say kabul 3 times and they are to sign a cirtificate. and then food is served people eat and leave

[FlyDesiGrl]

Islamically, a muslim wedding is comprised of a nikah and a walima (a small banquet). All other functions such as mehndis, mayoons et al are borrowed cultural practices. In Islam they are considered bidah (innovation), and theres no intermixing of the sexes, you would usually find seperate halls for men and women.
thank you mussolina!! interesting...go more in depth..i want to know what happens at the nikkah...and tell me what the purpose of a walima is please..and can you confirm if you have to have sex before you have your walima?? :sarb: and why cant you mix sexes?

[ezbreezyfresh]

lol...when it comes to the crunch, just hope that you and him wont have a fight over this whole bullshit conversion shit...if my fiance ends up being a non-sikh..he better understand that im Sikh..and even though im not a religious person...i will remain a sikh, and he can remain whatever he is. Love doesnt involve religion.

ya but sadly for some it does...sometimes i think i should have never involved myself with my bf..well actually when i first met him i didnt even know he was muslim...we didnt really talk abt religon or w/e..and then we decided to give it a shot or w/e and while we were kissing hes like are u sure u want to do this..me being pakistani and all..im like uh huh ..lol and went on with the kissing..lolllll didnt realise till later that he's pakistani...hahah crazy no?

[FlyDesiGrl]

its simple all the guests come in an hr late, the bride and groom are speareted they arent supposed to see each other till the niqqah, the quazi goes to the bride and groom separtely and then do duas and make em say kabul 3 times and they are to sign a cirtificate. and then food is served people eat and leave
that sounded so glum! :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

ya but sadly for some it does...sometimes i think i should have never involved myself with my bf..well actually when i first met him i didnt even know he was muslim...we didnt really talk abt religon or w/e..and then we decided to give it a shot or w/e and while we were kissing hes like are u sure u want to do this..me being pakistani and all..im like uh huh ..lol and went on with the kissing..lolllll didnt realise till later that he's pakistani...hahah crazy no?
wow, thats a bit nutz!

:rofl: oh gawd, i can TOTALLY relate to that...i have to tell you about one of the guys from my past...:lol: similar situation!

[ezbreezyfresh]

wow, thats a bit nutz!

:rofl: oh gawd, i can TOTALLY relate to that...i have to tell you about one of the guys from my past...:lol: similar situation!

hahah tell me on msn!!!!!

[Muslima786]

thank you mussolina!! interesting...go more in depth..i want to know what happens at the nikkah...and tell me what the purpose of a walima is please..and can you confirm if you have to have sex before you have your walima?? :sarb: and why cant you mix sexes?
nikkah is basically a sacred contract of marriage, the bride and groom mutually agree on this contract. Mahr (gift/dowry given to the women from the men) is given. There has to be witnesses present. A qazi usually conducts this ceremony. Valima is held after the consummation of marriage. A valima is held to make people aware of the marriage and Islamically its not supposed to be a big grandiose event. Free mixing of the sexes is not allowed in islam, im sure ur aware of this, so they usually book out two separate halls. They cant display the bride in front of other men esp on stage. plus women could freely move on about in a seperate hall and enjoy more instead of being covered fully in front of other men.

[dopekhor]

that sounded so glum! :lol:
well it is cuz at the end u'll find that bride is crying out a river!

[FlyDesiGrl]

nikkah is basically a sacred contract of marriage, the bride and groom mutually agree on this contract. Mahr (gift/dowry given to the women from the men) is given. There has to be witnesses present. A qazi usually conducts this ceremony. Valima is held after the consummation of marriage. A valima is held to make people aware of the marriage and Islamically its not supposed to be a big grandiose event. Free mixing of the sexes is not allowed in islam, im sure ur aware of this, so they usually book out two separate halls. They cant display the bride in front of other men esp on stage. plus women could freely move on about in a seperate hall and enjoy more instead of being covered fully in front of other men.
wow really? so that is a must? or does it depend on how the religious the family is?

[HiGHland~Heather]

thank you mussolina!! interesting...go more in depth..i want to know what happens at the nikkah...and tell me what the purpose of a walima is please..and can you confirm if you have to have sex before you have your walima?? :sarb: and why cant you mix sexes?


A Nikah consists of the Imam(religious figure) asking the girl if she accepts the marriage to the guy and she has to say kabul (I do) three times and signs the marriage contract, and the same happens for the guy.

They are both done separately, especially for the girl thats usually in private so that the imam can make sure she ain't being forced or anything.

Everything else is kinda added extra, some is allowed some isn't.

Most western pakis and even ones back home have mehndis, mayun etc. just like hindus n sikhs.

A walima is basically from the boy's side once the girl is comfortable and it is usually done after consumation although I am not aware of this being a pre-requisite. But come on wat kinda married couple won't do it in the first week??! oh yeh....ugly ppl!! :D

Anyway, the nikah is sposed to be really simple and walima is technically supposed to be the big celebration because the guy is so happy he obviously wants to share his joy with the whole village of course :p

It means feast, so technically only has to consist of fooooood!!


The converting thing: Muslim boy can marry Christian or Jew, with no need for them to convert. Sikhs.....technically no but if the girl is a complete monotheist and doesn't mix in idolatry I guess it might be allowed? :dunno:

[Muslima786]

wow really? so that is a must? or does it depend on how the religious the family is?
um if youre going by "Islam" then its a must. if youre not, then you can do whatever the heck...but those r the rules of the religion.

[dopekhor]

um if youre going by "Islam" then its a must. if youre not, then you can do whatever the heck...but those r the rules of the religion.
hey when a muslim marries a non muslim must she convert into islam?

[FlyDesiGrl]

A Nikah consists of the Imam(religious figure) asking the girl if she accepts the marriage to the guy and she has to say kabul (I do) three times and signs the marriage contract, and the same happens for the guy.

They are both done separately, especially for the girl thats usually in private so that the imam can make sure she ain't being forced or anything.

Everything else is kinda added extra, some is allowed some isn't.

Most western pakis and even ones back home have mehndis, mayun etc. just like hindus n sikhs.

A walima is basically from the boy's side once the girl is comfortable and it is usually done after consumation although I am not aware of this being a pre-requisite. But come on wat kinda married couple won't do it in the first week??! oh yeh....ugly ppl!! :D

Anyway, the nikah is sposed to be really simple and walima is technically supposed to be the big celebration because the guy is so happy he obviously wants to share his joy with the whole village of course :p

It means feast, so technically only has to consist of fooooood!!


The converting thing: Muslim boy can marry Christian or Jew, with no need for them to convert. Sikhs.....technically no but if the girl is a complete monotheist and doesn't mix in idolatry I guess it might be allowed? :dunno:
wow the nikkah is a very short ceremony..probably lasts only 5 minutes?? now i can understand why the girl has hers in private...its good to see that the religious figure asks if shes accepting of it and not being forced.

yeah alot of my muslim friends say the valima is the big bash..and nikkah is very low key and small.

i dont see why conversion should be such a big deal? sorry..i just dont.

thanks, that was good!

[FlyDesiGrl]

um if youre going by "Islam" then its a must. if youre not, then you can do whatever the heck...but those r the rules of the religion.
i see, i see.

[Rcade]

nikkah is basically a sacred contract of marriage, the bride and groom mutually agree on this contract. Mahr (gift/dowry given to the women from the men) is given. There has to be witnesses present. A qazi usually conducts this ceremony. Valima is held after the consummation of marriage. A valima is held to make people aware of the marriage and Islamically its not supposed to be a big grandiose event. Free mixing of the sexes is not allowed in islam, im sure ur aware of this, so they usually book out two separate halls. They cant display the bride in front of other men esp on stage. plus women could freely move on about in a seperate hall and enjoy more instead of being covered fully in front of other men.

i've been to plenty of paki weddings....theres always a stage, the bride is always being displayed, and theres never 2 halls ..... just thought i'd mention that :)

[$H@MZ]

It is very rare to see weddings held in seperate halls... most of the functions that we perform are derived from the indian culture.

Like the mehendhi we do is the same as yours... just subtract the alcohol.

The wedding day is obviously done by the girl's family.

The valima is not always so strict... we recently had one and it is like a wedding but the bride and groom are more comfortable with each other and go around and greet all their guests just for common courtesy. It is also a celebration that kind of welcomes the bride into the groom's family.

But it depends on the family so you are better off asking a member of his family!

[mamamia!]

our family functions usually compromise of:

a little engagement
a big engagement
a dholki or two
a mehndhi
a jalebi
a dood cermony
a nikkah, then the reception
a rukhsathi
a valima (to validate the wedding has been consummated)

it's like a one month affair at the Al bega's, lol.

[FlyDesiGrl]

i've been to plenty of paki weddings....theres always a stage, the bride is always being displayed, and theres never 2 halls ..... just thought i'd mention that :)
well i think shes speaking strictly by the islamic way.

[Rcade]

well i think shes speaking strictly by the islamic way.

well, i was talking about all muslim (paki) weddings, i guess none were that strictly religious

[FlyDesiGrl]

our family functions usually compromise of:

a little engagement
a big engagement
a dholki or two
a mehndhi
a jalebi
a dood cermony
a nikkah, then the reception
a rukhsathi
a valima (to validate the wedding has been consummated)

it's like a one month affair at the Al bega's, lol.
lol a jalebi! lol..our weddings are like a huge celebration from the day you get engaged until the wedding is over haha, just an excuse to drink and party! :lol: damn punjabi blood!

[dopekhor]

well, i was talking about all muslim (paki) weddings, i guess none were that strictly religious
the desi muslim ones arent that religious... the arab ones are strict!

[mamamia!]

lol a jalebi! lol..our weddings are like a huge celebration from the day you get engaged until the wedding is over haha, just an excuse to drink and party! :lol: damn punjabi blood!
yeah, same here so much damn money wasted come to think of it, and you have to invite your sisters in-laws daughters in-laws. how weird is that?

the jalebi is another excuse to sit there and get fat basically haha

[Rcade]

the desi muslim ones arent that religious... the arab ones are strict!

yeah, i think ur right..

[FlyDesiGrl]

yeah, same here so much damn money wasted come to think of it, and you have to invite your sisters in-laws daughters in-laws. how weird is that?

the jalebi is another excuse to sit there and get fat basically haha
hahaha, yeah seriously...lol its funny though! there is always someone new coming around because there is a newly engaged person in the house and they have to come and gossip and discuss all your wedding shit with you..when you KNOW they aint gonna do shit for you! :ugh: :lol:

[...Hero...]

Ive been to all three...

the best one is the Hindu Punjabi type (Hindu ones are interesting...myth that it takes ageees can make it about an hour... and also we have all the wicked bhangra stuff )

Muslim ones are kinda boring..no offence

He says to the Imaam that he is willing to marry the girl....(his vows) then she in another room basically says ok (her vows) then they are married... its faster than Hindu or Sikh ones...but its just too simple

...I went to one recently when there wasnt even allowed any dancing the Muslims were that strict :neutral:

[ezbreezyfresh]

Ive been to all three...

the best one is the Hindu Punjabi type (Hindu ones are interesting...myth that it takes ageees can make it about an hour... and also we have all the wicked bhangra stuff )

Muslim ones are kinda boring..no offence

He says to the Imaam that he is willing to marry the girl....(his vows) then she in another room basically says ok (her vows) then they are married... its faster than Hindu or Sikh ones...but its just too simple

...I went to one recently when there wasnt even allowed any dancing the Muslims were that strict :neutral:

hahaha no wedding is complete without soem dancing and bhagara shangra.lol see even though im not punajbi we still have ppl dancing to bhagara..

[paulie walnuts]

not much.

they're boring as fuck.

[...Hero...]

hahaha no wedding is complete without soem dancing and bhagara shangra.lol see even though im not punajbi we still have ppl dancing to bhagara..

...doh... haanji I know... but I have never seen a wedding thats pulled it off as good as ones with Singhs balle balle-ing :p

...INvite me to yours and show me ;)

[FlyDesiGrl]

Ive been to all three...

the best one is the Hindu Punjabi type (Hindu ones are interesting...myth that it takes ageees can make it about an hour... and also we have all the wicked bhangra stuff )

Muslim ones are kinda boring..no offence

He says to the Imaam that he is willing to marry the girl....(his vows) then she in another room basically says ok (her vows) then they are married... its faster than Hindu or Sikh ones...but its just too simple

...I went to one recently when there wasnt even allowed any dancing the Muslims were that strict :neutral:
yeah that is kinda boring...its supposed to be a happy time and full of celebration.

[FlyDesiGrl]

not much.

they're boring as fuck.
:lol:

[ezbreezyfresh]

...doh... haanji I know... but I have never seen a wedding thats pulled it off as good as ones with Singhs balle balle-ing :p

...INvite me to yours and show me ;)

hahah u know when u first started to post here i thought u were pakistani..

lol hmm i will if i ever get married,,but u can invite me to urs though..haha

[FlyDesiGrl]

...doh... haanji I know... but I have never seen a wedding thats pulled it off as good as ones with Singhs balle balle-ing :p

...INvite me to yours and show me ;)
hahah Sikhs throw greattttt parties :lol:

ill invite you to my wedding, HERO!! you can balle balle with the fat singhs here! :lol:

[Rcade]

i want to see sikh wedding, just to see what all the fuss is about

[ezbreezyfresh]

i want to see sikh wedding, just to see what all the fuss is about

lol, drinking dancing and eating liek hooligans! hero and niki dont kill me ..im keeeding!!!!!

[FlyDesiGrl]

lol, drinking dancing and eating liek hooligans! hero and niki dont kill me ..im keeeding!!!!!
hey now lol we just know how to have a good time! :lol:

[ezbreezyfresh]

hey now lol we just know how to have a good time! :lol:

hahah ya!

loud and proud

[FlyDesiGrl]

they take the dudes shoes and something with milk
and he gives money


hey dnot ask me
i dont get it either
ok that shit is okay..because we do that too lol..those are just family traditions!

[FTJfag]

Take me as your date.

As tradition states, the Sikh girl has to nail her date in the toilets.

[mr photographer]

Take me as your date.

As tradition states, the Sikh girl has to nail her date in the toilets.

sorry but she's already picked me :cheers:

[suhailio]

You see bare roast, chawal, saalan, and chutney, oh and kids tryna rob bottles of coke and take them outside.
You will also see kids playing Tig in the main hall tryn hide under the tables and behind chairs.
Enjoy :wavey:

[hawthamzi]

its like a whole out of control thing going off n then u have the "kabool hai" 3 times, n then u go home an its all over while u sit at home and discuss how thr was 2 much oil in the salan an how the roast was to dry. lol. n how ur gna regret eating so much when u go to the bog nex morning!!!

[FlyDesiGrl]

Take me as your date.

As tradition states, the Sikh girl has to nail her date in the toilets.
sounds sexy....just dont tell solly :anxious: :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

sorry but she's already picked me :cheers:
yes i did, cupcake!! another Jatti to hang of your arm :lol:

[NYC101]

Well i ask because im Sikh, and my cousin is marrying a Muslim fella this summer in England. First Muslim to enter our family tree :lol:...

So out of curiousity what events take place? What is the ceremony like? Does it differ between the different types of Muslims, or is it all the same?

Theyre both having a Sikh ceremony and a Muslim ceremony...id just like to know what ill be seeing there! :D

So bring on the knowledge! :D

her husband will probably beat her afterwards.

[FlyDesiGrl]

her husband will probably beat her afterwards.
OMG, dont say that!! :lol: shiettt!

[EverBlazinGyal]

nikki here's the link the the Online Nikkah

http://www.maniacmuslim.com/Online_Nikkah.html

it's kinda long but totally hilarious, imo

enjoy

[dopekhor]

yes i did, cupcake!! another Jatti to hang of your arm :lol:
you are jatti!! :| i allways thought u were pathan

[dopekhor]

nikki here's the link the the Online Nikkah

http://www.maniacmuslim.com/Online_Nikkah.html

it's kinda long but totally hilarious, imo

enjoy
dude ur gonna scare her that way :lol:

[dopekhor]

i want to see sikh wedding, just to see what all the fuss is about
same here.... been to tons of hindu weedings never to a sikh one

[dopekhor]

yeah, i think ur right..have u ever been to one?

[KhanNoonienSingh]

nikki here's the link the the Online Nikkah

http://www.maniacmuslim.com/Online_Nikkah.html

it's kinda long but totally hilarious, imo

enjoy
omfg, i just about died laughing at that.

"Abdul: come on, i'm sinning right now just typing to you. let's nikkah this thing asap! "

:rofl:

[FlyDesiGrl]

nikki here's the link the the Online Nikkah

http://www.maniacmuslim.com/Online_Nikkah.html

it's kinda long but totally hilarious, imo

enjoy
hahah, that was great!!!

[FlyDesiGrl]

you are jatti!! :| i allways thought u were pathan
no im a Jatt Sikh..im not pathan ..or muslim...:lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

same here.... been to tons of hindu weedings never to a sikh one
ill invite you and Rcade to my wedding :lol: balle balle with the fat singhs! :lol:

[zai_alam]

They get married then the guy takes the girl home and f*cks the bejeezies out of her until she has sperm coming out of her nostrils

http://www.24-7youth.org/December04/12-3-04/yami.JPG

:no:

[>MNT< clanz]

i can tell u what doesnt happen at proper muslim wedding...

nobody gets drunk and makes an idiot of themselves

no bullshit music that gives people headaches only niice relaxing nasheeds

no half naked 30yrea old ladies trying to pull a man with no teeth

no women crying cos she was forced into marriage

no one juding you

and many more cant be bothered to type afghan zmarai u idiot why dont u chat to me on msn (sorry for calling u an idiot)

[>MNT< clanz]

[

:no:
errr u fucking tard why did u have to put that pic there ist so fuckin sick retarded fuck delete it...also in ur sig u look like a movie star bruce lee lol

[dandiwal_jatt]

if i may ask where is the muslim guy from, just curious, is he punjabi or like no?

lol, if they have a son, they can name him KhanNoonienSingh :rofl:

[superblade]

Yeah, I too want to know what goes on at these ceremonies.

Being a black jew myself I like to stay far away from those kinds.

[>MNT< clanz]

Yeah, I too want to know what goes on at these ceremonies.

Being a black jew myself I like to stay far away from those kinds.
hehehe

[superblade]

ahhh a jew such a dirty breed...enjoy hell


Listen, im a nice Nigerian Jew...i never hurt anyone.

[dandiwal_jatt]

anyway, all muslim marriages can't be the same right?

like the marriage of southindian muslims vs. punjabi muslims vs bengali muslims vs turkish muslims vs arab muslim vs pashtun muslims???


there must be some difference in customs and shit

[pacora]

anyway, all muslim marriages can't be the same right?

like the marriage of southindian muslims vs. punjabi muslims vs bengali muslims vs turkish muslims vs arab muslim vs pashtun muslims???


there must be some difference in customs and shit
yes. usually all have the nikah and valima. what you do on those occasions besides the typical stuff usually varies according to geographic region. yes for example muslim punjabis have more traditonal punjabi practices. and south indian muslims have more s. indian practices. but it alos varies as to how religiouls the wedding is.

[>MNT< clanz]

Listen, im a nice Nigerian Jew...i never hurt anyone.
>MNT< woz 'ere

[Cunard]

so...is she converting to islam? :p

[Cunard]

well ur not a very good jew...it is within ur relgion to hate muslims and it is within my religon to hate you

anywayz

no it isnt lol

[MolviCorleone]

well ur not a very good jew...it is within ur relgion to hate muslims and it is within my religon to hate you

anywayz

idiot

[dopekhor]

ill invite you and Rcade to my wedding :lol: balle balle with the fat singhs! :lol:
hey isnt rcade muslim? :|

[>MNT< clanz]

no it isnt lol
mnt ...

[dopekhor]

no im a Jatt Sikh..im not pathan ..or muslim...:lol:u dont have to be muslim to be pathan, :roll: there are some non muslim pathans too u know

[dopekhor]

anyway, all muslim marriages can't be the same right?

like the marriage of southindian muslims vs. punjabi muslims vs bengali muslims vs turkish muslims vs arab muslim vs pashtun muslims???


there must be some difference in customs and shit
yeah a bit different if its a desi muslim wedding the surronding culture has a huge place in it

[>MNT< clanz]

u dont have to be muslim to be pathan, :roll: there are some non muslim pathans too u know
listen dude i sthere anyway i can hide my ip address so none can see it?

[harvey_mayway]

???????????????

why does it matter,...

just turn up, stand around then go home

(job done)

[>MNT< clanz]

idiot

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9773/ch1090fx.gif (http://imageshack.us)

ahlus sunnah u say in ur profile? woah at least i dont try and fake it online

[HiGHland~Heather]

anyway, all muslim marriages can't be the same right?

like the marriage of southindian muslims vs. punjabi muslims vs bengali muslims vs turkish muslims vs arab muslim vs pashtun muslims???


there must be some difference in customs and shit


Yes completely, weddings are probably one of the most commonly found practices that most ppl (even religious ppl) tend to embellish in a little, and mix in many cultural practices....which can be good or bad depending on wat it is.

Im sure its even the same for Sikhs though. Correct me if im wrong but I don't think the Sikh weddings with bhangra, alcohol, more alcohol and lewdness are in accordance with the teachings of Sikhi.

This is where the discrepency comes in. An Islamic wedding has been described above but a Muslim wedding frequently consists of the core elements required by Islam for a valid marriage with lots of surpluses!

Actually, jus out of interest what would a religious Sikh wedding be like?

[>MNT< clanz]

???????????????

why does it matter,...

just turn up, stand around then go home

(job done)
dont forget the food/eating

[pimpkidman828]

It depends where the muslim is from
Cuz in islam u only supposed to have a Nikah
but most Pakiz do what most indians do, they have 4 receptions or 3
1st is mehndi ,2nd is nikah/barat 3rd could be barat/walima or 4th could be da walima.

[HiGHland~Heather]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9773/ch1090fx.gif (http://imageshack.us)

ahlus sunnah u say in ur profile? woah at least i dont try and fake it online


Qul ya ayyuhul Kafirun?


Jews aren't Kafir, they are Ahl-e-Kitab.

And dont be silly, why would we hate them? You can marry one if you want. Although I don't doubt Jews probably do have a slight implicit enmity towards Muslims, simply because they probably believe we corrupted stuff and don't believe in Nabi etc etc. similarly to the way we feel about ......... Ahmedis.... Baha'is?

EDIT :Offtopic I know!! So stop it there little one :hand:

[>MNT< clanz]

whistles

[dopekhor]

listen dude i sthere anyway i can hide my ip address so none can see it?
change ur proxy settings, use a proxy!

[dopekhor]

whistles
dude molvi is a muslim!

[thanatoski]

kill that traitor bitch

[FlyDesiGrl]

if i may ask where is the muslim guy from, just curious, is he punjabi or like no?

lol, if they have a son, they can name him KhanNoonienSingh :rofl:
hahaha...dude im not too sure...i heard hes Bengali..but fuck if i know...i dont think hes paki..or paki punjabi for that matter...she went for a bengali!

[FlyDesiGrl]

so...is she converting to islam? :p
lol, i dont know!

i honestly dont think she is...i mean..the fact that theyre getting married got accepted by his rents and her rents...so i really dunno..i guess ill find out this summer lol.

[FlyDesiGrl]

hey isnt rcade muslim? :|
how do i know? lol ask him! :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

u dont have to be muslim to be pathan, :roll: there are some non muslim pathans too u know
ok well..im sikh :D

[MolviCorleone]

hahaha...dude im not too sure...i heard hes Bengali..but fuck if i know...i dont think hes paki..or paki punjabi for that matter...she went for a bengali!

this is wrong

:no:


fucking modern desis

[FlyDesiGrl]

this is wrong

:no:


fucking modern desis
how is that wrong??

[dopekhor]

how do i know? lol ask him! :lol:
seemed like one!

[FlyDesiGrl]

seemed like one!
minu ki pata? :ugh2: lol

[golds]

dont forget the food/eatingthe most important part!

[(outlandish)]

From a Muslim perspective, the wedding ceremony is very simple. There is a contract, the nikkah. The man and the woman agree that they are doing this out of their own free will and make the oaths to be faithful, good spouses. This is done infront of 3 witnesses I believe.

after the wedding, the guys side does a Valima, which is a community get-together and celebration.


All the rest of the ceremonies are borrowed from cultural/Hindu traditions. A Punjabi, South Indian, and African Muslim will have totally different cultural additions but the Nikkah and Valima are the ones that are mandatory.

different examples: http://www.zawaj.com/weddingways_main.html

[dopekhor]

ok well..im sikh :D
yeah u said that... but i saw some pics of pathan/afghan sikhs on some tv channel and they looked like u extremely fair skined!

[FlyDesiGrl]

From a Muslim perspective, the wedding ceremony is very simple. There is a contract, the nikkah. The man and the woman agree that they are doing this out of their own free will and make the oaths to be faithful, good spouses. This is done infront of 3 witnesses I believe.

The day after the wedding, the guys side does a Valima, which is a community get-together and celebration.


All the rest of the ceremonies are borrowed from cultural/Hindu traditions. A Punjabi, South Indian, and African Muslim will have totally different cultural additions but the Nikkah and Valima are the ones that are mandatory.

different examples: http://www.zawaj.com/weddingways_main.html
thank you :D

[dopekhor]

this is wrong

:no:


fucking modern desis
u got hate on bengalis?

[(outlandish)]

thank you :D

np. have fun!

[FlyDesiGrl]

yeah u said that... but i saw some pics of pathan/afghan sikhs on some tv channel and they looked like u extremely fair skined!
sikhs are pretty fair though....dont really catch many dark ones :lol:

[dopekhor]

minu ki pata? :ugh2: lol
the menu is allmost same all over pulow is a must

[dopekhor]

sikhs are pretty fair though....dont really catch many dark ones :lol:
but u make the models in the fair and lovely adds look dark!

[FlyDesiGrl]

the menu is allmost same all over pulow is a must
lol well of course...everyone wants rice! :D

[FlyDesiGrl]

but u make the models in the fair and lovely adds look dark!
lol...sorry? :lol:

[Enammmmm]

It all depends on how the muslim party wants to do their wedding, usually the desi muslim follows a lot of hindu cultural wedding rituals :no: So it all depends.



Now that you got a bengali in ur family, you will feel much more special in the future, watch.

You know us Bengalis RULE. :tongue:

[dopekhor]

lol well of course...everyone wants rice! :D
dont forget ghost!

[dopekhor]

lol...sorry? :lol:
i ment your very very light skined compared to usual light skined people!

[khichica]

Dholki.
Maayun.
2 Mehndis.
Nikaah.
Shaadi/Whatever.(Girl's side does/arrange it)
Rukhsati.
Valima.(Guy's side does it).

[Enammmmm]

i ment your very very light skined compared to usual light skined people!


what do u expect, shes from texas, where the wild hick women roam.

[dopekhor]

what do u expect, shes from texas, where the wild hick women roam.
omg she from bush country :anxious:

[Enammmmm]

omg she from bush country :anxious:


eggjactly halar hala, but from what I know she is anti-bush. But we should demand pics of her down there to see if she really is :lol:

[dopekhor]

eggjactly halar hala, but from what I know she is anti-bush. But we should demand pics of her down there to see if she really is :lol:
:anxious:

be scared dude never piss off a southerner

[Enammmmm]

:anxious:

be scared dude never piss off a southerner


she would be a good girl to piss off....i love to see a hot girl get down n dirty :anxious:

[Cunard]

lol, i dont know!

i honestly dont think she is...i mean..the fact that theyre getting married got accepted by his rents and her rents...so i really dunno..i guess ill find out this summer lol.

thats one of the main reasons why its a big no no for non muslims to marry muslims cause its almost always the non muslim that has to convert

since both sides are happy though....should be smooth sailing :)

[dandiwal_jatt]

i ment your very very light skined compared to usual light skined people!
lol dude get over it!

[lili420]

the main thing is the nikah, thats like the marriage contract. other than that the valima is a must religiously, even if its really small and simple. other than that Muslims of different places celebrate differently, usually desis have a dholki, mayoon, mehndi, rukhsati (barat comes and joota chupai and the milk drinking and traditional stuff) and of course a valima. how much dancing, and other stufff there is depends on each family and usually how religious they are.

[dopekhor]

lol dude get over it!
get over what :|

[KhanNoonienSingh]

if i may ask where is the muslim guy from, just curious, is he punjabi or like no?

lol, if they have a son, they can name him KhanNoonienSingh :rofl:
hahah :fawk:

that would be my future potential cousins... Pashtun mama and Jatt papa

[dandiwal_jatt]

hahah :fawk:

that would be my future potential cousins... Pashtun mama and Jatt papa
lolz :roflbow:
that shud be intense

[CashMoneyHoes]

Sikh Weddings > *

[ezbreezyfresh]

lol this is still going on?

[Enammmmm]

lol this is still going on?


no it isnt. its all in ur head. :nuts:

[FlyDesiGrl]

i ment your very very light skined compared to usual light skined people!
alright sunshine lol ..thanks? :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

what do u expect, shes from texas, where the wild hick women roam.
what the hell is that supposed to mean ENAMMMM?? :squint:

[FlyDesiGrl]

It all depends on how the muslim party wants to do their wedding, usually the desi muslim follows a lot of hindu cultural wedding rituals :no: So it all depends.



Now that you got a bengali in ur family, you will feel much more special in the future, watch.

You know us Bengalis RULE. :tongue:
the fuck..:lol: stop boasting about yourself, enam darknes! :hand: :lol:

[FlyDesiGrl]

she would be a good girl to piss off....i love to see a hot girl get down n dirty :anxious:
:lol: behave enam!

[zai_alam]

errr u fucking tard why did u have to put that pic there ist so fuckin sick retarded fuck delete it...also in ur sig u look like a movie star bruce lee lol

thanks :rolleyes:

plus it was snot running down the woman's nostrils, not cum :kekeke: