tell your age by how many times you wanna fap in a day.

[sub-zero]

THE MAGIC OF FAPPING......

Don't tell your age; - but the number of times you want to fap will know
YOUR AGE BY FRAPPING MATH
This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to FAP
(more than once but less than 10)




2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)




3. Add 5







4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator






5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....
If you haven't, add 1755.




6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.






You should have a three digit number






The first digit of this was your original number (i.e, how many times you want to FAP each week).





The next two numbers are .


YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

[Adnan786]

Whats Fap? Do you mean Fart?

[sub-zero]

Whats Fap? Do you mean Fart?

lol, masturbation

[-Stax0-]

I'm not 27. :scratch:

[coral1979]

my first number never caME up and me age is 76 ive aged by 50 years :dunno:

[Alright De$i]

im 226
:p

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

lolz..i thought it was 'fcuk a person' without the spellin mistake...

[Ugly_thang]

haha it works, :yes: .. kindda coool.

[NeRgYz]

wht is FAP???.... :sarb:

[Ms.Patel]

yah it worked... cept i bullshitted how many times i wanna "FAP" - by the way.. thats the first time ive ever heard it be called FAP... live and learn. :D

[sub-zero]

wht is FAP???.... :sarb:

masturbation

[()M@R]

omg it works :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :grouphug:

[cami_gal]

oh i thought fap was fuckin oops but it worked for that too i guess