I No Hu Wins The Apprentice!!! :d

[craze*e]

4 those of u who watch the apprentice (wicked show btw) but ye i just found out who wins it! :neutral: lets jus say its not some1 who u wud xpect 2 win, think that probly gives it away lol

[mr_zee_uk]

I hope it is syeed !! he is the one i would hire !

[x_babytee_x]

i heard its a split win between two ppl n syed gets to the final but gets fired :sarb:

[kaseem]

i need not know this why i read nothing on your thread you all fucking fired for attempting to spoil the show

[x_babytee_x]

i need not know this why i read nothing on your thread you all fucking fired for attempting to spoil the show

why click the thread smart ass? :rofl:

im stealing ur sig btw :love:

[kaseem]

why click the thread smart ass? :rofl:

im stealing ur sig btw :love:

i just felt i needed to bless the thread my putting everyone on the right track :)

Thief, ill get you banned for piracy :lol:

[King Ghidra]

Ruth or that David Brent character.........I'm taking Ruth.......she's a beast.

[x_babytee_x]

i just felt i needed to bless the thread my putting everyone on the right track :)

Thief, ill get you banned for piracy :lol:

u cant do that u have just been consented :lol:

[x_babytee_x]

Ruth or that David Brent character.........I'm taking Ruth.......she's a beast.

i dnt like the david brent dude hes so whiney yuck :no:

[King Ghidra]

i dnt like the david brent dude hes so whiney yuck :no:

I like Brent, he's cool....he is also pretty funny...

[craze*e]

i heard its a split win between two ppl n syed gets to the final but gets fired :sarb:
nope ur wrong!! :p

[craze*e]

DO NOT READ IF U DONT WANNA NO HU GETS FIRED IN 2 WEEKS, theres a name in there sumwhere lol












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[King Ghidra]

ahahahahahahaahaha

[suhailio]

Tell me, PM? :angel:

[jus_me]

Ruth or that David Brent character.........I'm taking Ruth.......she's a beast.

i love the way she says "in comes the badger" it just SOUNDS dirty

i wanted that lawyer girlie to win..but what i dont understand about sayeed is that if his company is generating that much money why does he need to come on the apprentice? and lol@how every week he gets caught out by his "local knowledge", first he said he was an east london boy and he couldnt even navigate his way around town to find the cheapest stuff..he didnt even know where some shops were and then he assumed that a railway bridge was wandsworth bridge..what a dick.

[King Ghidra]

i love the way she says "in comes the badger" it just SOUNDS dirty

i wanted that lawyer girlie to win..but what i dont understand about sayeed is that if his company is generating that much money why does he need to come on the apprentice? and lol@how every week he gets caught out by his "local knowledge", first he said he was an east london boy and he couldnt even navigate his way around town to find the cheapest stuff..he didnt even know where some shops were and then he assumed that a railway bridge was wandsworth bridge..what a dick.

Syed is actually pretty much of a nob, and he's actually protraying us in a bad light, okay we get you were poor and east london born, but no need to say it in everyother sentence...I do have to admire he's haggling skills though...He does always bring something out of his arse...oh and i think a six figure salary is a good enough reason for anyone to leave.

I actually want the David Brent character to win...

[jus_me]

Syed is actually pretty much of a nob, and he's actually protraying us in a bad light, okay we get you were poor and east london born, but no need to say it in everyother sentence...I do have to admire he's haggling skills though...He does always bring something out of his arse...oh and i think a six figure salary is a good enough reason for anyone to leave.

I actually want the David Brent character to win...

yeah he is like the male sairah..she was a ditzy little shit too..being an asian woman with a job isnt exactly being a trailblazer in todays day and age. He always goes on about that "i came from nothing" fuck that, he isnt the only one :rolleyes: and as far as him being streetwise..heh..he couldnt tell his arse from his elbow. I dont like the way hes really pushy and stuff and how he always has to be heard above everyone else, its like shut the fuck up you dingus..if i was on that programme i would have decked him by now, multiple times. His company was making a million and something quid a year, so he was probably on more than what he will get on the apprentice anyway..and they dont sustain that salary anyway, it gets cut down.

[King Ghidra]

yeah he is like the male sairah..she was a ditzy little shit too..being an asian woman with a job isnt exactly being a trailblazer in todays day and age. He always goes on about that "i came from nothing" fuck that, he isnt the only one :rolleyes: and as far as him being streetwise..heh..he couldnt tell his arse from his elbow. I dont like the way hes really pushy and stuff and how he always has to be heard above everyone else, its like shut the fuck up you dingus..if i was on that programme i would have decked him by now, multiple times. His company was making a million and something quid a year, so he was probably on more than what he will get on the apprentice anyway..and they dont sustain that salary anyway, it gets cut down.

Yeah, but he probably was, but at the same time he is getting TV time, also the business folk like him......when i watch the Apprentice Your fired...they always say he's a good business man but needs to cut out on all the lies...

To be fair i wouldn't have decked him, but i would have verbally shut him up...

As far as the comment i came from nothing and now look at me, i totally agree.

[jus_me]

Yeah, but he probably was, but at the same time he is getting TV time, also the business folk like him......when i watch the Apprentice Your fired...they always say he's a good business man but needs to cut out on all the lies...

To be fair i wouldn't have decked him, but i would have verbally shut him up...

As far as the comment i came from nothing and now look at me, i totally agree.

well youre more a man than me, which is good..considering im a female :neutral: but yeah, words would work too but when people are extra smarmy nothing is better than smacking them one upside their head :rambo:

people only like him because he is a brown noser..he bumlicks alan all the time, giving it all that "sir alan" crap..the only person id call sir is delboy but thats a different matter. Its kinda funny how he always asks for so much from alan and then when alan doesnt agree he fights back and then asks for ways to improve and alan is like shut up. i think i want ruth to win..i hope that big forehead girl doesnt win because her voice annoys me (yeah this is a big issue because i actually work for amstrad too and will be seeing her on a daily basis and thus hearing her :rolleyes: ) i dont see the need for people to say stuff like that, look @ me im so great, i lived in a shit house when i was younger and now look at what i have, they should realise that it could all be taken away from them in an instant

[boredatwork]

yeah he is like the male sairah..she was a ditzy little shit too..being an asian woman with a job isnt exactly being a trailblazer in todays day and age. He always goes on about that "i came from nothing" fuck that, he isnt the only one :rolleyes: and as far as him being streetwise..heh..he couldnt tell his arse from his elbow. I dont like the way hes really pushy and stuff and how he always has to be heard above everyone else, its like shut the fuck up you dingus..if i was on that programme i would have decked him by now, multiple times. His company was making a million and something quid a year, so he was probably on more than what he will get on the apprentice anyway..and they dont sustain that salary anyway, it gets cut down.

Syeds company actually isnt doing to well apparently. He BSed alot on his CV. He is so clueless on locations. Wandsworth bridge :rofl: That was funny. But he is pushy, how he got the window shoppers to let a flat, even when the superviser was like you dont just pick people of the street was cool.

[King Ghidra]

well youre more a man than me, which is good..considering im a female :neutral: but yeah, words would work too but when people are extra smarmy nothing is better than smacking them one upside their head :rambo:

people only like him because he is a brown noser..he bumlicks alan all the time, giving it all that "sir alan" crap..the only person id call sir is delboy but thats a different matter. Its kinda funny how he always asks for so much from alan and then when alan doesnt agree he fights back and then asks for ways to improve and alan is like shut up. i think i want ruth to win..i hope that big forehead girl doesnt win because her voice annoys me (yeah this is a big issue because i actually work for amstrad too and will be seeing her on a daily basis and thus hearing her :rolleyes: ) i dont see the need for people to say stuff like that, look @ me im so great, i lived in a shit house when i was younger and now look at what i have, they should realise that it could all be taken away from them in an instant

It's not often i get such as compliment...i've met women who are more manler than me. I'm also finding it totally weird that i'm getting on with females more... :neutral:

ahahahahah

But sir Alan,
shut up syed,
but Sir Alan if i can jus
SHUT UP and let me speak

Everytime he's in the bored room, ahahahahaha same thing....what a dummy.

ahahaha But with Ruth she's to much in your face she's almost a bully, she pushes you to until she gets what she wants. I'm sure you wouldn't want to see that on a daily basis.

The Brent character is good he makes you feel at ease, he's selling technique isn't as good as ruth but his communication skills are better.

[...Hero...]

I hope it is syeed !! he is the one i would hire !

My friend met him at liverpool street station.. apparently he is nice

[jus_me]

Syeds company actually isnt doing to well apparently. He BSed alot on his CV. He is so clueless on locations. Wandsworth bridge :rofl: That was funny. But he is pushy, how he got the window shoppers to let a flat, even when the superviser was like you dont just pick people of the street was cool.

thats how he gets his sales i bet..through intimidating people to part with their money..i dont agree with that, im not going to be a salesperson but if i was then i wouldnt force people to buy stuff they didnt want the way he does, he practically shouts at them and makes them feel that if they dont buy it then he will flip, and he doesnt listen to instructions either..like when they had to sell those cars..he spent like hours with people and sold one car, and then he was telling them how he could sell it at a profit repeatedly, even after he was told not to do that. He doesnt know where anything is, you would think he would have realised to stop lying because he has been caught out so many times but he doesnt seem to get it. Theyre only keeping him on because he brings in the viewers..lol, did you see when that light hit that guy in the head? and that annoying voiced one said "did it hit you?" no, he just said ow for no reason :rolleyes:

[jus_me]

It's not often i get such as compliment...i've met women who are more manler than me. I'm also finding it totally weird that i'm getting on with females more... :neutral:

ahahahahah

But sir Alan,
shut up syed,
but Sir Alan if i can jus
SHUT UP and let me speak

Everytime he's in the bored room, ahahahahaha same thing....what a dummy.

ahahaha But with Ruth she's to much in your face she's almost a bully, she pushes you to until she gets what she wants. I'm sure you wouldn't want to see that on a daily basis.

The Brent character is good he makes you feel at ease, he's selling technique isn't as good as ruth but his communication skills are better.

well you must be doing something right :eyebrow:

ruth isnt as bad as sayeed..he is very aggressive in the way he sells stuff and always thinks he is right..even when is wrong. the funniest thing was when they had to get the supplies for cheap and he brought out his line again "dont worry lads, im from the east..i know where to get the stuff" and did he? no..

yeah, i cant remember his name so il call him david..that david, he is quite young, hes only 24 and he puts people at ease with the way that he is, like the day they worked in topshop..he was the one who got the clients and then sayeed started stealing them from him..but hes kinda arrogant too in a way that a lot of the drama is around him whereas good old badger :kekeke: isnt so much a drama queen..she just gets the job done.

[King Ghidra]

well you must be doing something right :eyebrow:

ruth isnt as bad as sayeed..he is very aggressive in the way he sells stuff and always thinks he is right..even when is wrong. the funniest thing was when they had to get the supplies for cheap and he brought out his line again "dont worry lads, im from the east..i know where to get the stuff" and did he? no..

yeah, i cant remember his name so il call him david..that david, he is quite young, hes only 24 and he puts people at ease with the way that he is, like the day they worked in topshop..he was the one who got the clients and then sayeed started stealing them from him..but hes kinda arrogant too in a way that a lot of the drama is around him whereas good old badger :kekeke: isnt so much a drama queen..she just gets the job done.

Acting like a gay, and hittin on homophobic men...just being, normally weird me...

ahahahah I agree he is probably more agressive, in the his sales techniques to consumers, but Ruth is more agressive to her team, which i suppose isn't a bad thing, and hell it's working for her, so who am i to crictise....i just don't like her she has on of those faces you just want to punch for no reason...and when she pulls a face i'm like arrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh...get of TV woman.

Well they all have an arrogance, he does have one Brent, he was awesome at the top shop and food brief...when they had to sell the pizza's

The Noodle is actually poodle, ahahahahaha classic....one on one he is very good, he's relaxed and makes you relaxed, he doesn't really force it...although he does sound like a used car saleman...

[MaranelloMan]

Bollox u know. Tuan is a friend of mine and he said they have not even filmed the final show yet. So as of now its down to the last two people.

[Saj__666]

u know id love to be on that show
id like to think i could do a good job and not come across like a psycho saira/syed type
*note to self, make thread about negative portrayal of asians on tv*

ps i know Sir Al's window cleaner's next door neighbour and apparently they all get fired for bein a bunch of useless noobs
man, last years lot were so much more talented and able

Saj__666

[craze*e]

Bollox u know. Tuan is a friend of mine and he said they have not even filmed the final show yet. So as of now its down to the last two people.
err no hunni the person hu wins is already working 4 sir alan! ur 'friend' tuan chattin crap lol

[mr_zee_uk]

Well i want syeed to win , after i found out he was sleeping with that blonde bird i thought yeah mate u player and my money is on him

[xchand_ki_kiranx]

hm im lost...is there The Apprentice in London too? Cuz i hear things about Syed and is it different than the American show? Hm...is the guy in kaseem's sig the firing guy? Do you guys have Donald Trump? Wow this is weird!

[craze*e]

Well i want syeed to win , after i found out he was sleeping with that blonde bird i thought yeah mate u player and my money is on him
i wanted him 2 win too but unfortunately he dnt! :( he's out soon

[kaseem]

u cant do that u have just been consented :lol:

I wanted one with Sir Alan pointing the finger but couldnt find a pic :no:

i think im gonna change the " your bladdy Fired " to 2 your a lightweight and your fired " :p what do you think ?

[...Hero...]

Bollox u know. Tuan is a friend of mine and he said they have not even filmed the final show yet. So as of now its down to the last two people.

He works in a bank right? I know someone who works with him

[Saj__666]

hm im lost...is there The Apprentice in London too? Cuz i hear things about Syed and is it different than the American show? Hm...is the guy in kaseem's sig the firing guy? Do you guys have Donald Trump? Wow this is weird!

yeh we have our own show over here
and kaseems sig is Alan Sugar, hes pretty poor compared to donald trump but damn hes 10 times funnier

Saj__666

[x_babytee_x]

yeh we have our own show over here
and kaseems sig is Alan Sugar, hes pretty poor compared to donald trump but damn hes 10 times funnier

Saj__666

haha damn right
"bladdy pissin my money up the wall"
:rofl:

[miss_kuti_kamini]

ruth seems extremely capable, but i just cannot stand the way she makes that movement with her lips all the bloody time,
dont tell me its the kala ansen whats-his-face who wins???? in my opinion he hasnt done enough compared to the others

[craze*e]

ruth seems extremely capable, but i just cannot stand the way she makes that movement with her lips all the bloody time,
dont tell me its the kala ansen whats-his-face who wins???? in my opinion he hasnt done enough compared to the others
nope its not the kala who wins

[Saj__666]

whats with all the racialism :mad:

its cool, one of them drug dealers won it last time anyways

Saj__666

[doaly69]

nope its not the kala who wins

dnt tell me the blonde bird wins it ?

[King Ghidra]

I Want David Brent (paul) To Win.......

[craze*e]

4 those who don't want to know who wins 2day then don't read on lol..
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michelle

[Zeeky Deke]

Is that the blonde or the fatty? I don't watch the show, just a bunch of glorified salespeople.

[*farishta*]

yayy the dragon didnt win! :mrhappy:

[Fallen-Angel]

Ruth is lesbo

and Michelle and Saeed are going out

[Saj__666]

Ruth is lesbo

please say ur jokin :(

Saj__666

[*farishta*]

Ruth is lesbo

and Michelle and Saeed are going out

Didn't they break up?

[Saj__666]

Didn't they break up?

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/173692004.htm

Saj__666

[*farishta*]

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/173692004.htm

Saj__666

lol okie thanks

femalefirst :rofl:

[Fallen-Angel]

please say ur jokin :(

Saj__666

nope

http://theinternetforum.co.uk/node/859

plus i read an proper sotry on it in the paper

[Saj__666]

lol okie thanks

femalefirst :rofl:

*sits on her face and farts away to his hearts content*

that female enuf for u luv

Saj__666