How to Pull a hot girl in your gym ?

[kaseem]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?

[asian_guy_786]

wear a tight katchaa soo your waddey tattey show

[kaseem]

wear a tight katchaa soo your waddey tattey show

:p

i know honestly my mate goes to me a while back that he could see her pudhi when she bent over and he fell in love with her :p and that's exactly how he phrased it !

sorry about the explicit language (no offence to anyone )

[Aurovon]

Just be casual about it.

Go upto her and introduce yourself, and be like if you need a workout buddy im always here :mrhappy:

No need to be too fancy, especially in the gym. Then again, what do I know, I'm just a fool!

[Aurovon]

Btw, does she listen to music while working out? If so, that could be a sign that states "Don't hit on me!"

[niroism]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?
This worked for me once....

On your way out go to and her tell her that u were just about to leave but seeing her you just had to stop and say hye....introduce yourself...ask her how long shes been in the gym...then tell her you really have to leave now...but ciya around later....so when later comes you now know her name and it is easier to converse!!

[KurtaPyjama]

considering youre at the gym, I think this is the optimal opportunity for the under used seduction ritual known as the "pose down".

http://www.femalemuscle.com/contests/night2002/119-1923_pose_down_IMG.JPG

[niroism]

considering youre at the gym, I think this is the optimal opportunity for the under used seduction ritual known as the "pose down".

http://www.femalemuscle.com/contests/night2002/119-1923_pose_down_IMG.JPG
LOL!! I find it funny that the pic is from femalemuscle.com...:rofl:

[Smartchild]

This worked for me once....

On your way out go to and her tell her that u were just about to leave but seeing her you just had to stop and say hye....introduce yourself...ask her how long shes been in the gym...then tell her you really have to leave now...but ciya around later....so when later comes you now know her name and it is easier to converse!!

yeah i LIKE this idea.
Aurovon: your idea is nice too.

[Smartchild]

considering youre at the gym, I think this is the optimal opportunity for the under used seduction ritual known as the "pose down".

tell me thats photoshoped.

[KurtaPyjama]

LOL!! I find it funny that the pic is from femalemuscle.com...:rofl:

lol. but seriously, you do that in front of a girl at the gym and its k i s s i n gizzle.

[KurtaPyjama]

tell me thats photoshoped.

no thats me after a chest heavy workout.

[Aurovon]

I really want to know what kind of car you drive :think:

[reaz]

the gym is the worst place to try and pick up chicks. that's what i gathered. if they are wearing headphones do not even think about approaching them.. girls dont like to be given attention when they are not at their best.. that is makeup less and sweaty..

[Smartchild]

you can walk by her and fall down. that way (if she is nice) she will give u her hand and help you get up. says, "thanks, i feel bad now, blah blah blah" and then kind of curve into introduction and ask her if she would like to work out with you and have a coffee sometimes." and then plz, i beg you to not to go near your friends cuz if u do, then they will laugh and make fun of you and if she is looking, she will think it was somekind of prank or something.

[Aurovon]

the gym is the worst place to try and pick up chicks. that's what i gathered. if they are wearing headphones do not even think about approaching them.. girls dont like to be given attention when they are not at their best.. that is makeup less and sweaty..

I have to agree with Reaz. I don't even think about hitting on a girl at the gym. BUT college gyms can be a different story. Girls wear makeup to go workout :lol:

[Smartchild]

I really want to know what kind of car you drive :think:

lol, ur EZ.

[niroism]

lol. but seriously, you do that in front of a girl at the gym and its k i s s i n gizzle.
I doubt that works...cos the gym if full of muscle bound maniacs and everywhere she looks she is goin to see the same thing....unless u have a body like The Terminator...I would just go for the normal converse!!

[KurtaPyjama]

I doubt that works...cos the gym if full of muscle bound maniacs and everywhere she looks she is goin to see the same thing....unless u have a body like The Terminator...I would just go for the normal converse!!

i was kidding. :kekeke:


but yes youre right i think.

[CrazyJoker]

just look at her smile and say hi
10 x outa 10
it works for me

obviously helps when your good lookin have amazing teeth + dimples


but ya smile and say hi
and just ask her wat muscle shes workin on
and if she says legs u say ur doing legs to
even if ur not
u say u r
n go form there

[Smartchild]

just look at her smile and say hi
10 x outa 10
it works for me

obviously helps when your good lookin have amazing teeth + dimples


but ya smile and say hi
and just ask her wat muscle shes workin on
and if she says legs u say ur doing legs to
even if ur not
u say u r
n go form there

start a friendship/relationship with a lie is not healthy. :rofl:

[reaz]

I have to agree with Reaz. I don't even think about hitting on a girl at the gym. BUT college gyms can be a different story. Girls wear makeup to go workout :lol:

yes. college gyms are the best place in terms of gyms to pick up chicks. Usually the chicks have enough cake on their face and they will be doing really really light workouts and will travel in groups of 3. they will also look very young.


having said that, it seems that the thread creator is after a certain chick.. he should probably wait for her to finish workout (and showering etc) before accosting her for a conversation..

dont bother them when they are working out..

[nikefc7]

what gym is this and where is it??

[nyc23]

wear a tight katchaa soo your waddey tattey show

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[rated_R]

This worked for me once....

On your way out go to and her tell her that u were just about to leave but seeing her you just had to stop and say hye....introduce yourself...ask her how long shes been in the gym...then tell her you really have to leave now...but ciya around later....so when later comes you now know her name and it is easier to converse!!

hmm. i like this approach.. but remember not to make her feel that you are hittin on her in anyway.. stay calm.. act casual and friendly..

[CrazyJoker]

start a friendship/relationship with a lie is not healthy. :rofl:

lol
its technically not a lie
cuz technically u dindt start workin out any other body part
so its not really a lie
its more of a
human relations tool

[niroism]

lol
its technically not a lie
cuz technically u dindt start workin out any other body part
so its not really a lie
its more of a
human relations tool
Werd!! White Lie nver hurt any1!!

[Smartchild]

hmm. i like this approach.. but remember not to make her feel that you are hittin on her in anyway.. stay calm.. act casual and friendly..

+ talk to her near by a door. after talking with her turn around and hit your face into the door and fall down. lol she will feel _____ for you.

[suhailio]

*edited*

[kaseem]

Just be casual about it.

Go upto her and introduce yourself, and be like if you need a workout buddy im always here :mrhappy:

No need to be too fancy, especially in the gym. Then again, what do I know, I'm just a fool!

I just feel i cant go up to her and introduce myself cause i keep thinking hold up this is the gym ? she might not want to be bothered and worse fear rejection in public :no: dont get me wrong i know she wont be rude or anything but i can jus visualize her having a funny look on her when i go up to her ! :p

it dosnt help with every1 pervin as it is, im not even exaggerating ive taken notice when im on the treadmill and you have the mirrors infrount all the guys heads are pointing in the direction she is !!

My personal trainer told me that she goes to body pump classes on a wednesday and Monday so im gonna start going to those classes and then at least that way im more likely to have a conversation that way :D

This worked for me once....

On your way out go to and her tell her that u were just about to leave but seeing her you just had to stop and say hye....introduce yourself...ask her how long shes been in the gym...then tell her you really have to leave now...but ciya around later....so when later comes you now know her name and it is easier to converse!!

thats a good one, but the only thing is i never seem to see her while leaving its prob cause i take the mick with time in sauna and steam im gonna change my times !

[CrazyJoker]

Werd!! White Lie nver hurt any1!!

exactly plus
how else u gon talk to her
if ur on the other end of the gym doin pushups
while shes doing lunges and workin them legs and hips

u gata be rite there next to her
hands on her hips guiding the way!!!

[malkeet]

jus work out next to her then start chatting to her..simple.

[niroism]

exactly plus
how else u gon talk to her
if ur on the other end of the gym doin pushups
while shes doing lunges and workin them legs and hips

u gata be rite there next to her
hands on her hips guiding the way!!!
LOL!! Now thatz wat u just see in porn mate....!!

[CrazyJoker]

LOL!! Now thatz wat u just see in porn mate....!!

true lmao

[Smartchild]

LOL!! Now thatz wat u just see in porn mate....!!

:no: :slap2: :slap:

[kaseem]

just look at her smile and say hi
10 x outa 10
it works for me

obviously helps when your good lookin have amazing teeth + dimples


but ya smile and say hi
and just ask her wat muscle shes workin on
and if she says legs u say ur doing legs to
even if ur not
u say u r
n go form there

I give it up to ya thats good

i have actually said hi to her but its been when i have personal training sessions but its been in passing i think the main prob with me is that im trying to be Mr cool by keeping my distance purposely just because i know ever1 is lookin at her and she knows it so ill be diff and keep my distance --

but that theory has gone out the window sod that wasting time !

[WildWolfdog]

I hope she turns out to be your cousin.

[Smartchild]

I hope she turns out to be your cousin.

:rofl: that would probably make him kill himsefl.

[niroism]

I hope she turns out to be your cousin.
Do u really have problems with guyz flirting with galz...?!?:sarb:

LOL!! How ya doin Wolfie??

[CrazyJoker]

I hope she turns out to be your cousin.

lol

[kaseem]

I have to agree with Reaz. I don't even think about hitting on a girl at the gym. BUT college gyms can be a different story. Girls wear makeup to go workout :lol:


awwww ur a guy ! :no: WTF you tried seducing me yesterday :p

i own a prestige car hire firm so i get to choose ! from a wide selection but usually whateva is left overnight.

[kaseem]

I hope she turns out to be your cousin.

then id drop her like a bad habbit

[niroism]

awwww ur a guy ! :no: WTF you tried seducing me yesterday :p

i own a prestige car hire firm so i get to choose ! from a wide selection but usually whateva is left overnight.
Aurovon is confusin!! I think itz a hybrid....I thought it was a she as well ystday!!

[sara khan]

guys picking up girls at the gym is irritating. for me anyways. I'm sweaty, hyperventilating and just in the mood of running laps. Do not approach me! But then again, I'm known to not be normal.


just go to her and say: "hey, is that Gatorade you are drinking?" and just take it from there :dunno:

[reaz]

^^ see.. what did I tell you..

[kaseem]

Aurovon is confusin!! I think itz a hybrid....I thought it was a she as well ystday!!

:p

he was trying to make me part with $3.50 to see a private show yesterday ! satisfaction guaranteed :D

[EverBlazinGyal]

guys picking up girls at the gym is irritating. for me anyways. I'm sweaty, hyperventilating and just in the mood of running laps. Do not approach me! But then again, I'm known to not be normal.


just go to her and say: "hey, is that Gatorade you are drinking?" and just take it from there :dunno:

:rofl:

don't do that!

[reaz]

oh yea.. if the girl's doing a gym class or something.. join it.. if she misses a class, tell her that you noticed she missed a class.. but do it in a jokingly manner.. that will give her the hint that she's attracted your attention..

[niroism]

:p

he was trying to make me part with $3.50 to see a private show yesterday ! satisfaction guaranteed :D
:roflbow:...satisfaction guranteed if u r gay!!

[kaseem]

guys picking up girls at the gym is irritating. for me anyways. I'm sweaty, hyperventilating and just in the mood of running laps. Do not approach me! But then again, I'm known to not be normal.


just go to her and say: "hey, is that Gatorade you are drinking?" and just take it from there :dunno:



:rofl: LOL is if im gonna say that to her "hey, is that Gatorade you are drinking?" what do i say if she says yes it is. In my mind now im picturing me following up with " ye gatorade you know it's known to have a really high sugar content you know " :p :p

i think ive been watchin too much friends and comedy programs !

[kaseem]

:rofl:

don't do that!

i know trying to screw with my chances :p

[sara khan]

:rofl:

don't do that!
:squint:


that is a great opening line. why? you ask. Because you have 2 scenarios, each leading to a win win situation:

scenario 1: Girl says: "yes its Gatorade". He can continue by saying. "I have another flavour at home, in my fridge. Maybe you would like to come over for a taste?"

scenario 2:Girl says: "No its not Gatorade". to which he can reply: "I have some in my fridge, why don't you test one out. Great to drink while working out"

How can this not lead to something good? :hand:

[niroism]

:squint:


that is a great opening line. why? you ask. Because you have 2 scenarios, each leading to a win win situation:

scenario 1: Girl says: "yes its Gatorade". He can continue by saying. "I have another flavour at home, in my fridge. Maybe you would like to come over for a taste?"

scenario 2:Girl says: "No its not Gatorade". to which he can reply: "I have some in my fridge, why don't you test one out. Great to drink while working out"

How can this not lead to something good? :hand:
hey, is that Gatorade you are drinking?

[sara khan]

:rofl: LOL is if im gonna say that to her "hey, is that Gatorade you are drinking?" what do i say if she says yes it is. In my mind now im picturing me following up with " ye gatorade you know it's known to have a really high sugar content you know " :p :p

i think ive been watchin too much friends and comedy programs !
see reply to EBG

[kaseem]

:squint:


that is a great opening line. why? you ask. Because you have 2 scenarios, each leading to a win win situation:

scenario 1: Girl says: "yes its Gatorade". He can continue by saying. "I have another flavour at home, in my fridge. Maybe you would like to come over for a taste?"

scenario 2:Girl says: "No its not Gatorade". to which he can reply: "I have some in my fridge, why don't you test one out. Great to drink while working out"

How can this not lead to something good? :hand:

You really must want me to get slapped why ?

[sara khan]

hey, is that Gatorade you are drinking?
:slap:


do you know how much sugar additives Gatorade has? What a lame pickup line. Jeez :hand:

[sara khan]

You really must want me to get slapped why ?
:D


OK, don't listen to me. you will get lynched.

[EverBlazinGyal]

:squint:


that is a great opening line. why? you ask. Because you have 2 scenarios, each leading to a win win situation:

scenario 1: Girl says: "yes its Gatorade". He can continue by saying. "I have another flavour at home, in my fridge. Maybe you would like to come over for a taste?"

scenario 2:Girl says: "No its not Gatorade". to which he can reply: "I have some in my fridge, why don't you test one out. Great to drink while working out"

How can this not lead to something good? :hand:

or scenario 3:

Guy says, 'Is that Gatorade you're drinking?'
Girl says, 'No it's your mom :ugh:'

The End

lol

btw kaseem
read this

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_almost_banned_miss_vermont_story.phtml#705

the begnning deals with how the guy picked up a girl at his gym, maybe it'll help :p

[niroism]

:slap:


do you know how much sugar additives Gatorade has? What a lame pickup line. Jeez :hand:
I have some sugar free ones in my fridge, why don't you test one out.

[Smartchild]

LOL just ask her, r u Sara Khan? if the answer is no then u can ask few more questions. :rofl:

[kaseem]

or scenario 3:

Guy says, 'Is that Gatorade you're drinking?'
Girl says, 'No it's your mom :ugh:'

The End

lol

btw kaseem
read this

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_almost_banned_miss_vermont_story.phtml#705

the begnning deals with how the guy picked up a girl at his gym, maybe it'll help :p

hey thats pretty smooth i thought he screwed up when he forgot the chicks name :p thanks how did you manage to find this ! ?

[Aurovon]

Do this:

When you see her go to the water fountain to take a sip

You: Hey! Is that water you're drinking?

Her: Uh..yeah.

You: Did you know that the city water has too much chlorine/sodium in it?

Her: Um..no.

You: Yea, it's crazy! Like I get this water from this store that does reverse osmosis so it takes those chemicals out. Plus, I've noticed ever since I started drinking this water my skin feels a lot smoother. Feel me.

Her: Feel you?

You: Feel me. HAHAHAH

Her: Feel you? HAHAHHA

You: Feel me. HAHAHAH

Her: Feel you? HAHAHA.

Repeat x3

[kaseem]

Do this:

When you see her go to the water fountain to take a sip

You: Hey! Is that water you're drinking?

Her: Uh..yeah.

You: Did you know that the city water has too much chlorine/sodium in it?

Her: Um..no.

You: Yea, it's crazy! Like I get this water from this store that does reverse osmosis so it takes those chemicals out. Plus, I've noticed ever since I started drinking this water my skin feels a lot smoother. Feel me.

Her: Feel you?

You: Feel me. HAHAHAH

Her: Feel you? HAHAHHA

You: Feel me. HAHAHAH

Her: Feel you? HAHAHA.

Repeat x3

:roflbow: :roflbow: if i repeated it that amount of time and she stroked my skin as well you could probably make a classic indian movie song :p :p

[EverBlazinGyal]

hey thats pretty smooth i thought he screwed up when he forgot the chicks name :p thanks how did you manage to find this ! ?

tucker max is a pimp

you should read his other stories :p

[WildWolfdog]

Do this:

When you see her go to the water fountain to take a sip

You: Hey! Is that water you're drinking?

Her: Uh..yeah.

You: Did you know that the city water has too much chlorine/sodium in it?

Her: Um..no.

You: Yea, it's crazy! Like I get this water from this store that does reverse osmosis so it takes those chemicals out. Plus, I've noticed ever since I started drinking this water my skin feels a lot smoother. Feel me.

Her: Feel you?

You: Feel me. HAHAHAH

Her: Feel you? HAHAHHA

You: Feel me. HAHAHAH

Her: Feel you? HAHAHA.

Repeat x3

LOL.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

go up to her and point over her shoulder and yell 'OH MY GOD AN ELEPHANT!' and when she turns to look, hit her with a medicine ball. then quickly bag her, heft her over your shoulder and escape into the parking lot.

make sure you got a suv or a wagon.

tucker max is a pimp

you should read his other stories :p
he's a homo with not enough flair to live up to the hype. he hires people to write shit for his site now. (i.e, its not real).

not that great of a writer anyway... :no:

[notoriou$punjabi]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?
its a real good chance to try talking a sober girl into it

dont you think ?

[kaseem]

considering youre at the gym, I think this is the optimal opportunity for the under used seduction ritual known as the "pose down".

http://www.femalemuscle.com/contests/night2002/119-1923_pose_down_IMG.JPG

im practicing now :lol:

[Aurovon]

I know how to get her attention.

Wear a suit, and have a rose in your pocket.

Go to the gym, act like everything is normal. Start doing deadlifts, make a lot of noise. She will be starring at you (so will the rest of the gym, but that's okay) then you go upto her and give her the rose. Make sure you tied a piece of paper on the rose with your #.

And walk out.

[BilalisPakistani]

Girls go to the gym to work out, not to meet guys.

My female friends always complain about guys hitting on them at the gym. Theyre like Im all sweaty, I dont wanna talk to a guy lol :dunno:

[sara khan]

I have some sugar free ones in my fridge, why don't you test one out.
:p


.

[kaseem]

I know how to get her attention.

Wear a suit, and have a rose in your pocket.

Go to the gym, act like everything is normal. Start doing deadlifts, make a lot of noise. She will be starring at you (so will the rest of the gym, but that's okay) then you go upto her and give her the rose. Make sure you tied a piece of paper on the rose with your #.

And walk out.


:roflbow: :roflbow: aw ur well funny

ye suit like J Bond ! and the rose will have to be in one of those boxes :p
i reckon you should come with me and present the rose to her :p

[Xo_neha_Xo]

STALKER. :shock:

just go up to her, or excercise right next to her and then start a conversation.

[kaseem]

STALKER. :shock:

just go up to her, or excercise right next to her and then start a conversation.

thanx for the advice

[rated_R]

wait outside the gym.. when she gets out go and say hi to her.. say your friend was supposed to pic you up but got stuck with sum important work.. ask her where shes headed... doesnt matter where shes goin.. to the moon or home.. just say you are supposed to go to that place too and ask her if she can give u a ride.. that it.. :) hope this works.. and as alwayz.. act calm and casual.. btw.. she cant say no

[rated_R]

I know how to get her attention.

Wear a suit, and have a rose in your pocket.

Go to the gym, act like everything is normal. Start doing deadlifts, make a lot of noise. She will be starring at you (so will the rest of the gym, but that's okay) then you go upto her and give her the rose. Make sure you tied a piece of paper on the rose with your #.

And walk out.


:roflbow: LMAO.. why just suit.. lets make it squba diving suit.. with oxygen cylinders hangin on the shoulders.. and all other necessary diving equipments hardcore divers wear.. Go to the gym, act like everything is normal. Start doing deadlifts, make a lot of noise. She will be starring at you (so will the rest of the gym, but that's okay) then you go upto her and give her the rose. Make sure you tied a piece of paper on the rose with your #.
dont forget to make fake underwater sounds with your mouth like in the movies.. good luck..

[kaseem]

wait outside the gym.. when she gets out go and say hi to her.. say your friend was supposed to pic you up but got stuck with sum important work.. ask her where shes headed... doesnt matter where shes goin.. to the moon or home.. just say you are supposed to go to that place too and ask her if she can give u a ride.. that it.. :) hope this works.. and as alwayz.. act calm and casual.. btw.. she cant say no

:lol: why cant she say no !

i went today but she wasnt there today not 2 worry il try tommoroz :yes:

[Arshy]

Take me to your gym and watch me work my magic, but the only thing is she might not want u then! :o

[kaseem]

Take me to your gym and watch me work my magic, but the only thing is she might not want u then! :o

keep away keep far away she wants to roll with a playa like me :lol:

[paulie walnuts]

the sweat stain that will undoubtedly be visible near her bunghole would probably turn me off.

and what about b.o?

these are things you should consider before approaching a girl in the gym.

[HardBoiler]

just say hi


lol

[celio]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?


hmm! wanna pull a gal who is rich plus beautiful!! then be wat u r then!! rich gals like it....if u try to act richer thn her n if ur not....she will be like fuk off!!

[Sikh4Lyfe]

The chicks that go to male/female gyms are ones that either want to be gawked and have attention via stares or ones that actually WANT to excersie. Either way, no, not a good idea. The ones that just go to look good are dumb bitches just looking for attention whilst most of the time women dont want to get hit on at the gym, like someone mentioned, they are sweaty and not at the best.

[kaseem]

The chicks that go to male/female gyms are ones that either want to be gawked and have attention via stares or ones that actually WANT to excersie. Either way, no, not a good idea. The ones that just go to look good are dumb bitches just looking for attention whilst most of the time women dont want to get hit on at the gym, like someone mentioned, they are sweaty and not at the best.

good point killed off my chances then..

[Pardesi_bhai]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?
its still deisel = cheap :p

[kaseem]

its still deisel = cheap :p

LOL desi style thinking about MPG :lol:

[vaz8623]

Ask her to spot you,if not.....just tell her she is the ugliest thing you have ever seen!

[King Ghidra]

just say hi


lol

Please desi folk don't do simple...they like to OTT..

[kaseem]

Ask her to spot you,if not.....just tell her she is the ugliest thing you have ever seen!

na man i cant ask for her help on the first occasion she was there today but she was with her personal trainer :no:

[SillyKitty]

So what happened? still no progress?

hey kaseem..

[King Ghidra]

I think he got brutally rejected, and as a result he is planning a super new cool suicide attempt.

[SillyKitty]

I think he got brutally rejected, and as a result he is planning a super new cool suicide attempt.
:o MEANN GHIDRAA !! :squint:

[King Ghidra]

:o MEANN GHIDRAA !! :squint:

I have many forms, you could say i'm like David lopan....

[SillyKitty]

I have many forms, you could say i'm like David lopan....


now who the hell is that? :-s

but i like his last name :yes:
lopann!

[King Ghidra]

now who the hell is that? :-s

but i like his last name :yes:
lopann!

David lopan is the greatest villian ever......Just google it....And watch the film.

[Meshi]

Simple..Just go up to her and say 'beby do you want a real work out?'
and then raise ur eyebrows like this :eyebrow:

Guaranteed contact!
























With her fist :p
but its a start.

[SillyKitty]

David lopan is the greatest villian ever......Just google it....And watch the film.


Ohh.. which movie?

[SillyKitty]

Simple..Just go up to her and say 'beby do you want a real work out?'
and then raise ur eyebrows like this :eyebrow:

Guaranteed contact!
























With her fist :p
but its a start.


:p had experience ?

[King Ghidra]

Ohh.. which movie?

Big trouble in little china.

[Meshi]

:p had experience ?

Hey Saira how are you!

Yea but not with her fist if you know what I mean :eyebrow:

lol.

[NYC101]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?

when she is doing weights....spot her....without asking.....this will demonstrate your confidence and manliness.

[King Ghidra]

Or williness to talk to random people.

[kaseem]

So what happened? still no progress?

hey kaseem..

you make it sound like ive been trying for years ! :p

she came in today an hour after me while i was skipping ( dont laugh ! ) walked past with a smile on her face, i was fully concentrating on looking !

so i hung around for a bit for her to come out but she took ages so i carried on with training and check this for timing she comes out while im doing sit-ups on the aerobics ball now im on my 3rd and last set of 15 reps and my abs are killin me !

so she comes out she her mate there and they both come over to the part where i was and starts stretching off :yum: and about 5mins later her personal trainer come she must have had a PT session today. before she went i thought id be cool and leave before her

But im pretty sure shes intrested otherwise why would she have choose to come over to where i was when there are plenty of other spaces available ? either that or she is a right tease :lol:

the way im lookin at it is she go's to the gym everday like me so it's not as if i wont see her again but at the same time i need talk to her by the end of the week cause otherwise she might think i have speech impediment or something :p

[Aurovon]

Go upto her and be like alrite I'll be your personal trainer today.

[=Surge=]

This isn't rocket science my man. First and foremost most individuals (depending on the gym you go to) are there to work out and leave. Analyze the situation. Does she have headphones on? Is she training hard and ignoring others? Chances are she won't be approachable then. Wait till she's finished and/or relaxed to smile and create an opening for conversation.

[rated_R]

Ohh.. which movie?


:wavey: sup grl.. :)

[rated_R]

:lol: why cant she say no !

i went today but she wasnt there today not 2 worry il try tommoroz :yes:

coz that'll be rude.. she sees you in the gym everyday right..

[kaseem]

coz that'll be rude.. she sees you in the gym everyday right..

hey your right i never thought of it that way !

[SillyKitty]

when she is doing weights....spot her....without asking.....this will demonstrate your confidence and manliness.
WOW.. now THATS a great idea.. damn i was kinda thinking about that too

[SillyKitty]

:wavey: sup grl.. :)
:wavey: hey R rated guy :p

[sarb]

lift up some weights with ur penis.

shes yours for sure.

[SillyKitty]

you make it sound like ive been trying for years ! :p

she came in today an hour after me while i was skipping ( dont laugh ! ) walked past with a smile on her face, i was fully concentrating on looking !

so i hung around for a bit for her to come out but she took ages so i carried on with training and check this for timing she comes out while im doing sit-ups on the aerobics ball now im on my 3rd and last set of 15 reps and my abs are killin me !

so she comes out she her mate there and they both come over to the part where i was and starts stretching off :yum: and about 5mins later her personal trainer come she must have had a PT session today. before she went i thought id be cool and leave before her

But im pretty sure shes intrested otherwise why would she have choose to come over to where i was when there are plenty of other spaces available ? either that or she is a right tease :lol:

the way im lookin at it is she go's to the gym everday like me so it's not as if i wont see her again but at the same time i need talk to her by the end of the week cause otherwise she might think i have speech impediment or something :p


OYII HOII.. Larki HASIII to Samjho FASIIII :D


Okk.. thats a great sign that she came up there where u were ..

so dont hesitate.. talk to her ;)

like hello there.. i have seen u for a while.. etcetc. lol :lol: well i think u know how to.. start off a convo.. ;)

[the gothman]

sillytit would definitely approach me in a gym, while I am doing drop sets on the buttblaster 2000 cause I have a huge ass.

[SillyKitty]

sillytit would definitely approach me in a gym, while I am doing drop sets on the buttblaster 2000 cause I have a huge ass.
:lol: yea i would probably come up to u to tell u .. loose the junk in ur trunk

[the gothman]

sillytit, you don't have me fooled for a second, babe. You'd be all over my buns of steel.

[SillyKitty]

sillytit, you don't have me fooled for a second, babe. You'd be all over my buns of steel.


uhhh.. well u said its big.. i dont like big butts..:hand: on guys..
i like it on girls

[the gothman]

uhhh.. well u said its big.. i dont like big butts..:hand: on guys..
i like it on girls

I sais buns of steel. Fine, screw you then. I'll just get someone else to appreciate them.

[SillyKitty]

I sais buns of steel. Fine, screw you then. I'll just get someone else to appreciate them.
:hand: fine.. :p

[selina_786]

Refer to sig....... Kaseem :D

[subaru]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?

desi girls when i see them look at me...but i don't know if there giving me a stare thats like WTF..like a evil stare or looking at me as interested...it kinda bothers me cause i have no idea why there looking at me.

[harvey_mayway]

u sound like a stalker OR a serial killer...

this is how they all start out....

then they move on to chopin the poor woman into little bits because she never asked him out... lololololol

Do you have Axe in your Car? lol lol lol lol

(Advice...... Put a GPS tracking box on her car.....)


Go the www.SpyShop.com

Get yourself kitted out..... (information is power.... stalker her... find out where she lives, works, hang out, ect....)


(better still have a look at her membership details ..... files, computer records...... (but you may hav to chat up the girl at the desk)


find out where she lives.... then go through her bins, break into her house... take a look around.....

O.... I think i may of gone too far....

PS ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,forget about her.....

(unless your Gym does a lonely friday's tookup party?????).... lik my one did...

then she may turn up to that....lol

U only find out things as sad as lonely friday's if you spend 5 hours in a Gym every day,,,,

[rated_R]

hey your right i never thought of it that way !

hehe.. trust me bro.. ma ideas are gooood.. and this one hasta work.. :)

[MolviCorleone]

there was a fine looking brunette in my gym and in the words of a fellow gym member

"if i wasnt married id be after her like a dog without a bone"

[rated_R]

lift up some weights with ur penis.

shes yours for sure.

LMAO.. :roflbow: hahaha.. i havnt read a funnier post.. the simplicity and the depth of that two simple sentences are just enormous.. :rofl: but c'mon man.. this guy is simply askin for suggestions.. thats it..

[rated_R]

:wavey: hey R rated guy :p

hey... not talk 2 u in ages.. hehehe.. R rated guy... how sweet.. but im rated R ... but its all the same.. :hug: ;)

[rio]

wait till shes next to some machine that requires strength like the pulling down one(w/e its called). then start using it and make some really deep grunting noises but tottally exagerate it! so she starts thinking of summat else and maybe even get turned on making it eaier for you to make yr move!!!!!
garauteed to work

[*blaze]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?
u shud approach her after ur done workin out and grow sum balls

...and wut kinda car do u drive? lol

[SillyKitty]

hey... not talk 2 u in ages.. hehehe.. R rated guy... how sweet.. but im rated R ... but its all the same.. :hug: ;)
:lol: yaa... same :p i prefer R rated guy lol


yea i know :) how u been?

[rated_R]

:lol: yaa... same :p i prefer R rated guy lol


yea i know :) how u been?

im doin good.. wat bout you?? .. then im R rated guy only for u.. ok?.. :eyebrow:

hehe.. :naughty: kidding.. :) in fact that wud hav been a better username.. why

didnt i think of that before.. dammit.. :anger:

[SillyKitty]

im doin good.. wat bout you?? .. then im R rated guy only for u.. ok?.. :eyebrow:

hehe.. :naughty: kidding.. :) in fact that wud hav been a better username.. why

didnt i think of that before.. dammit.. :anger:


okiii :p
my r rated guy :eyebrow:

i know its soo coool.. different and unique heeh and funny tooo :mrhappy:

[fazool]

dgcvnb

[kaseem]

OYII HOII.. Larki HASIII to Samjho FASIIII :D


Okk.. thats a great sign that she came up there where u were ..

so dont hesitate.. talk to her ;)

like hello there.. i have seen u for a while.. etcetc. lol :lol: well i think u know how to.. start off a convo.. ;)

This is well cool im getting advice on how to pull a hot girl from another hot girl :p :p

Well Today MISSION ACCOMPLISHED YES !! she came around the same time as me and i was on the phone outside the gym, i saw her from a distance so i thought this is it ! i hung up the phone and timed it to perfection as she was walking in smiled and said " Hiya how you doin " (not in a Joey Tribiani way ! ) and let her walk through the door first obvisouly.

She replied with a smile " im good thanks and u " Got towels from reception Jokingly said on the way to the changing rooms that she seemed to like the gym as much as i did cause we were here everday, practically live here ! she laughed and said " you cant call your self a regular your not here on weekends ! " ( she noticed im not there on weekends :dance3: )

i didnt give her the right reason for me not being there on weekends instead i just said " athletes need rest aswell u know" she laughed again and i said ill see you in there... (im laughin myself as i write this i thought it was well :cool: ! )


what was even funnier was when i got changed and come out looked around and couldnt see her meet all my mates that were there so they wouldnt come to me l8r on ! put the treadmill on speed 10 didnt start running until after 3 mins so the distance was like 0.7 mile slowed it down and started jogging so it looked like i was running hardcore :p :p yes IM A CHEAT i know she started streching off on the treadmill next to me so i thought ill slow it down and increase the incline that way i could at least talk to her before she starts runnin. i told her i was doing interval training and if she was familair with it ! ( i knew very well she knows what it is, cause her personal trainer uses the same methods as my trainer ) next question was her name ( RajPreet ) after a couple mins chit chat i started joggin i could be bothered with competing with her cause ive seen her run 30 min non stop so i done 15 min and went...

well to cut a long story short cause i think i could write a novel at this rate !
i found out that she is a trainee lawyer she doin the year placement with or whateva you have to do at after uni. and she lives in Sutton Colifield ( the posh side of the city ) talked about how nice of a car she had ! i dint get to see her on the way out i take too much time in the pool and sauna :)

how long do you think i leave it until i ask her out for a drink ? :naughty: im thinking tuesday depending how it goes between now and then.

Btw you made me laugh so much tis mornin when i read your post my mate says that al the time :rofl: :rofl:

[kaseem]

u shud approach her after ur done workin out and grow sum balls

...and wut kinda car do u drive? lol

my balls are fine pal thanks for asking.

I have 66 cars ranging from a Ferrari 360 Modena to a Audi A3 i own a prestige car hire firm.

[kaseem]

Don't laugh but I had an incident at the gym which I thought was an excellent ice breaker and the conversation flowed after that, this is what happened and I promise it was an accident I just took advantage of my own embarrasing situation:
I'd just finished an excercise and was standing infront of a gorgeous looking girl, although I had noticed her I hadn't given her much attention (only cuz I didn't want to make my perving obvious) and as i was catching my breath I picked up my half full bottle of water and started to take the top off to fill it up from the fountain, can't remember what but something distracted me (probably wanting to look slick walking by her) and as I passed her I completely forgot what I had done and went to take a drink the top fell off and as it was a wide rimmed bottle I emptied the water all down my front, she pissed her self laughing with a smile I said; I just felt a little hot I think they should turn the airconditioning up, she replied you just wanted to look as if your working out hard and all that is sweat, the conversation continued with introductions made and from that day on talking with her and progressing wasn't a problem.

I'm not saying act like Mr bean, My point is you need to take advantage of any situation, from showing her how the machine works if she seems to be struggling to waiting to use the machine while she is using it and starting a conversation................just don't seem like a perve by following her to every excercise and if your mates are 'typical loud perves' don't do it when they're around they may just end up embarrasing you and her.

:rofl:

she will be a top girl down to earth as well i bet ya, if she finds that funny.

[T.Dimera]

dude you have to ask her out asap...you can't wait any longer...it sounds like she's into you...now all you have to do the next time you see her is tell her if she'd like to go out next thursday evening for drinks so you guys can get to know eachother better...her answer will tell you for sure..if shes into you...goodluck

[bewakoof]

good work bro.. I am following your story closely.. and i m rooting for yaa..

[kaseem]

dude you have to ask her out asap...you can't wait any longer...it sounds like she's into you...now all you have to do the next time you see her is tell her if she'd like to go out next thursday evening for drinks so you guys can get to know eachother better...her answer will tell you for sure..if shes into you...goodluck

do you reckon i would usually see her tommoro but i have a PT session at 11 so i wont get to see her unless she comes in early. I was thinking if i asked her too soon she be thinking im desperate or over eager ?

thanks for the good luck m8 :D

[rated_R]

okiii :p
my r rated guy :eyebrow:

i know its soo coool.. different and unique heeh and funny tooo :mrhappy:

i kno... hehe.. :hug: im your R rated guy.. good thing i didnt go for rated_X as

ma username... :naughty: lololol :)

[kaseem]

good work bro.. I am following your story closely.. and i m rooting for yaa..

thanks m8

[SillyKitty]

i kno... hehe.. :hug: im your R rated guy.. good thing i didnt go for rated_X as

ma username... :naughty: lololol :)


LOL yea :p
thats a good thing.. lol..

but hmm r rated aint that bad either ;)

[kaseem]

Thanks for all the help and advice folks :D

Today i trained with her and turns out she's a well cool girl and she is not even full of herself. So this time meet up with her after we finished training and had a drink in the gym bar and got her number :lol: gonna take her out tuesday evening cause she finishes work early.

So 2 things now :

1. Where should i take her ? ( i know very little what she likes :neutral: )

2. What car should i take ? ( should i go for something not in your face or go all out and look like a show off )

[rated_R]

Thanks for all the help and advice folks :D

Today i trained with her and turns out she's a well cool girl and she is not even full of herself. So this time meet up with her after we finished training and had a drink in the gym bar and got her number :lol: gonna take her out tuesday evening cause she finishes work early.

So 2 things now :

1. Where should i take her ? ( i know very little what she likes :neutral: )

2. What car should i take ? ( should i go for something not in your face or go all out and look like a show off )

thats cool bro.. thats the way to go.. u got er number.. rite.. call er up.. talk for a bit.. ask er wat kinda food she likes.. indian.. italian.. chinese.. nigerian wateva.. then find a nice resturant with romantic settings n stuff according to her choice of food.. thats it.. now for the car.. first lemme kno wat car u drive...

[kaseem]

thats cool bro.. thats the way to go.. u got er number.. rite.. call er up.. talk for a bit.. ask er wat kinda food she likes.. indian.. italian.. chinese.. nigerian wateva.. then find a nice resturant with romantic settings n stuff according to her choice of food.. thats it.. now for the car.. first lemme kno wat car u drive...


im gonna phone her tommoro afternoon ive changed my personal traning times for tommoro so i dont see her. I figured id save the chat for tuesday !

do you think just a meal will do ? i was thinking of going to i wanted to do something out of the norm im defo gonna book the Birmingham Wheel vip box for that evening the view is amamzing at night. any more ideas

as for Cars choice between Porcshe 911 C4S, BMW M3, BMW 645 ci, Merc E 320 CDI and Audi A3 3.2

Im thinking that if i take the E class it wont be showing off and if we do meet again then i can build it up which might impress her :)

[Alright De$i]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?


Ask her to having a running competition and see who's the fittest. Works for me all the time ;-)

ooops! I didn't realise you've progressed that far...well now u've got her number JUST CHILL. Number 1 rule in the books is chill and let things flow - that shows confidence.

:cool:

[kaseem]

Ask her to having a running competition and see who's the fittest. Works for me all the time ;-)

I would have lost if i done that or even worse fallen off the machine !

she's like cross country and im 500 meteres burst of pace :p

[tjnptel1]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?you don't need a car to get a girl. :slap:

[kaseem]

you don't need a car to get a girl. :slap:

It so help though its a fact it turns heads. do you not think ?

[southystyle]

dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i have this same probelm but its not just at the gym :neutral:

i never know how to approach them, the ones i want intimidate me..:no:

i got zero game :neutral:

[kaseem]

dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i have this same probelm but its not just at the gym :neutral:

i never know how to approach them, the ones i want intimidate me..:no:

i got zero game :neutral:


ye i know what you mean mate for example this girl that ive meet at the gym if i saw her around town afternoon time i would never approach her :no:

its only the fact that i see her nearly everyday that gave me the opportunity to muster up enough courage to ask her out !

the best way to deal with it is not to think of rejection if she does say get lost on ya bike or woteva so what there are plenty more never let it knock your confidence if you dont ask you wont get.

i firmly believe that the problem lies with having too much respect the opposite sex i used to feel that approaching a girl at random during the aftrenoon was a shamefull act to do lacking self respect.

But sod all that i cant be arsed with respect anymore girls want to be hit on :D

[southystyle]

ye i know what you mean mate for example this girl that ive meet at the gym if i saw her around town afternoon time i would never approach her :no:

its only the fact that i see her nearly everyday that gave me the opportunity to muster up enough courage to ask her out !

the best way to deal with it is not to think of rejection if she does say get lost on ya bike or woteva so what there are plenty more never let it knock your confidence if you dont ask you wont get.

i firmly believe that the problem lies with having too much respect the opposite sex i used to feel that approaching a girl at random during the aftrenoon was a shamefull act to do lacking self respect.

But sod all that i cant be arsed with respect anymore girls want to be hit on :D

WERD...i was at a club last night and i saw some pretty alright girls...but i always start thinking they are probably just trying to have a good time with their friends...

it doesn't help that i have a sister haha, and she never went to clubs wanting to meet people..just too dance.

[Aurovon]

Congrats. But stop asking fuckin questions on what to do next.

Jesus. Next thing you know she is on your bed naked and you come make a topic "Should I insert my penis in her guys. what do yall think?"

[will rap 4 food]

work out in the nude :-P

[southystyle]

Congrats. But stop asking fuckin questions on what to do next.

Jesus. Next thing you know she is on your bed naked and you come make a topic "Should I insert my penis in her guys. what do yall think?"

lmfao, imagine him during the act, holding a laptop in one hand..

[Aurovon]

lmfao, imagine him during the act, holding a laptop in one hand..

"Wait baby, hold up hold up. I can't go on..there is a database error on ratedesi, just give me a second."

[kaseem]

Congrats. But stop asking fuckin questions on what to do next.

Jesus. Next thing you know she is on your bed naked and you come make a topic "Should I insert my penis in her guys. what do yall think?"

Shut up Bitch :lol:

[southystyle]

work out in the nude :-P
i should open a nude gym when i'm older

but as im the owner, i'll be the only one allowed to be non nude

and oh yea...ladies only gym...eww..naked men :ugh:

[tjnptel1]

It so help though its a fact it turns heads. do you not think ?
yes it does, but if a girl is attracted to you just 'cause of your car, ditch her ASAP.

[kaseem]

yes it does, but if a girl is attracted to you just 'cause of your car, ditch her ASAP.

the car is not the soul purpose of attraction if i wanted that type of girl i would hang around town centre outside the clubs and then pull the hottest girls that come out but im past that shit

[tjnptel1]

the car is not the soul purpose of attraction if i wanted that type of girl i would hang around town centre outside the clubs and then pull the hottest girls that come out but im past that shit
so why even bring up the car issue :squint:

[Aurovon]

the car is not the soul purpose of attraction if i wanted that type of girl i would hang around town centre outside the clubs and then pull the hottest girls that come out but im past that shit

But it worked like a charm though?

DAMIT! I need a hot car.

[kaseem]

so why even bring up the car issue :squint:

what part of its not the soul purpose of attraction do you not understand i didnt say it dosnt play a role it helps.

a lot can be said about a mans car it shows how successful and to an extent what type of person you are.

[tjnptel1]

what part of its not the soul purpose of attraction do you not understand i didnt say it dosnt play a role it helps.

a lot can be said about a mans car it shows how successful and to an extent what type of person you are.
correct. until you realize 90% of the desi kids have their "extra expensive" cars provided by their parents.

[kaseem]

But it worked like a charm though?

DAMIT! I need a hot car.

:yes: :dance3: lets hope it dosnt go wrong from here on ! (fingers crossed)

[rated_R]

im gonna phone her tommoro afternoon ive changed my personal traning times for tommoro so i dont see her. I figured id save the chat for tuesday !

do you think just a meal will do ? i was thinking of going to i wanted to do something out of the norm im defo gonna book the Birmingham Wheel vip box for that evening the view is amamzing at night. any more ideas

as for Cars choice between Porcshe 911 C4S, BMW M3, BMW 645 ci, Merc E 320 CDI and Audi A3 3.2

Im thinking that if i take the E class it wont be showing off and if we do meet again then i can build it up which might impress her :)

dduuddeeeee... those carz are just awesome.. dont take the E bro.. show off or not.. pop her eyes out with the m3.. you cannot just go with a good first impression.. it has to be exellent and perfect.. the high reving sounds of the m3 engine will make her go crazy for sure.. and w/e u do.. dinner is a must.. thats where u can talk and get to kno each other better.. save the 911 for the second date..

[rated_R]

what part of its not the soul purpose of attraction do you not understand i didnt say it dosnt play a role it helps.

a lot can be said about a mans car it shows how successful and to an extent what type of person you are.

i agree with you 110%.. definitely YES..

[kaseem]

dduuddeeeee... those carz are just awesome.. dont take the E bro.. show off or not.. pop her eyes out with the m3.. you cannot just go with a good first impression.. it has to be exellent and perfect.. the high reving sounds of the m3 engine will make her go crazy for sure.. and w/e u do.. dinner is a must.. thats where u can talk and get to kno each other better.. save the 911 for the second date..


Your right but she seems to know about her cars and she has a Bmw 530 D and you know M3 dont have the best of reputations do they well not in the uk anyway !

dont get me wrong M3's are the love of my life ever since i was a kid ! but because she's a professional she might not see it like we do plus the down side to taking a girl out with you in a m3 is that you always get egged on to race some dick who's eyeing up ur girl !

fuck it take the estorial blue M3 coupe then ! :lol:

[T.Dimera]

i'm happy to hear you guys have your 1st date set....my question is...how did you know she was single before you asked for her #?

[kaseem]

i'm happy to hear you guys have your 1st date set....my question is...how did you know she was single before you asked for her #?

I didnt ask ! i neva ask !

i believe if the girls taken then she has the duty of sayin or bringing it up in conversation. this is standard the Onus is always on the person who has a relationship.

i mean she knows that im not takin her out to be best of pals with her at least i hope not !!

[kaseem]

correct. until you realize 90% of the desi kids have their "extra expensive" cars provided by their parents.


Correct until the girl finds that out for herself in a matter of a week ! and then they left with nothing !

your talking about the kids who pull college girls never would a well educated and mannered lady believe that you drive a 50k car and you do nought ! they have a brain to figure that one out.

for example this girl who ive meet the first thing she asked when sat down for a drink was what do i do for a living ? i explained what i did. Now latter on down the line if a relationship were to blossom she will know where my business is based come there whenever she wishes and see what im about.
see that i have my own apartment and house and know that this guy is for real.

the guys that your talking about are the type of guys that go out with tricks that dont give a monkeys what you do or who the stuff belongs to as long as they get a peice of it.

[T.Dimera]

I didnt ask ! i neva ask !

i believe if the girls taken then she has the duty of sayin or bringing it up in conversation. this is standard the Onus is always on the person who has a relationship.

i mean she knows that im not takin her out to be best of pals with her at least i hope not !!

good point...do you know how old is she?

be sure to keep us posted on how the date goes! If i could advice you on one thing it would be let her do 70% of the talking...if she talks about herself even better

[harvey_mayway]

Tell me what Gym it is......

I will go there and Ask her for You/.....


If u want,,,,,,


Bruv u dont deserve her.... becuase u wont approach her.....

You Dont carry out part A, of the plan.....


90% is making contact...... Make Contact.

[rated_R]

Your right but she seems to know about her cars and she has a Bmw 530 D and you know M3 dont have the best of reputations do they well not in the uk anyway !

dont get me wrong M3's are the love of my life ever since i was a kid ! but because she's a professional she might not see it like we do plus the down side to taking a girl out with you in a m3 is that you always get egged on to race some dick who's eyeing up ur girl !

fuck it take the estorial blue M3 coupe then ! :lol:

go for it pal.. and keep on updating this thread.. itz gettin interesting..

[T.Dimera]

Tell me what Gym it is......

I will go there and Ask her for You/.....


If u want,,,,,,


Bruv u dont deserve her.... becuase u wont approach her.....

You Dont carry out part A, of the plan.....


90% is making contact...... Make Contact.

dude..he already approached her, # & date closed her as well...he's going for the gold!!

[kaseem]

Took her out yesterday ! turns out she's a very cool and down to earth girl :yes: had a good time :D (flew by)

talked for ages ! after the meal went broad street to a couple of bars at 12 called it a night anmd dropped her back home.

no plans for a second meet yet but i did find out a lot more on what she likes and have a few things in mind. Now all i have to do is keep my mouth shut when i go gym and not tell any1 !

[rated_R]

Took her out yesterday ! turns out she's a very cool and down to earth girl :yes: had a good time :D (flew by)

talked for ages ! after the meal went broad street to a couple of bars at 12 called it a night anmd dropped her back home.

no plans for a second meet yet but i did find out a lot more on what she likes and have a few things in mind. Now all i have to do is keep my mouth shut when i go gym and not tell any1 !

thats the way to go bro.. :dance3: .. keep up the good work.. hey.. did she mention nehin bout the m3??

[kaseem]

thats the way to go bro.. :dance3: .. keep up the good work.. hey.. did she mention nehin bout the m3??


M3 ! she loves cars so On the way back i took a detour back to the unit cause i had to pick up keys and she asked if this was where i worked so i asked if she wanted to come inside to have a look and tuesday night there are always cars left overnight cause ever1 brings them back on monday evening frm weekend hires

So there's ferrari 360, M3, BMW 730d, Boxster S parked there and even she couldnt help but smile when she seen that 360 :D

[-Stax0-]

Wait so you own a car firm and can pick ANY car to drive without any oblegation?

WTF you lucky ass.

[Meshi]

Congratz! gud luck for future dates!

[kaseem]

Congratz! gud luck for future dates!

Thnx m8, much appreciated :D

[kaseem]

Wait so you own a car firm and can pick ANY car to drive without any oblegation?

WTF you lucky ass.

i know :lol:

[King Ghidra]

M3 ! she loves cars so On the way back i took a detour back to the unit cause i had to pick up keys and she asked if this was where i worked so i asked if she wanted to come inside to have a look and tuesday night there are always cars left overnight cause ever1 brings them back on monday evening frm weekend hires

So there's ferrari 360, M3, BMW 730d, Boxster S parked there and even she couldnt help but smile when she seen that 360 :D

X-Box 360 :hyper:

[T.Dimera]

when are you setting up the 2nd date...you need to take it to the next level...you need to have that physical chemistry

[SIXPAK GQ]

I dont usually make threads such as these but i cant be arsed with the discipline anymore :D

There's this Hot Asian (desi) girl at my gym who comes around the same time i go usually around 10.0am. Now when i saw hot she is on fire even all the personal trainers perve on her everday !

now ill tell you straight i dont have no prob what so ever going up to any girl who i think is fit in a club or a bar but this is uncharted terrain for me in the gym plus with the added fact that loads of my mates go there at that time to dosnt help cause they always pissin about i havnt got the balls to aprroach her cause every1 watchin :no: and not to mention my cardiovascular system is running on overdrive !

now some might say shes prob too hot and out of my league but im not bragging when i say she always looks at me when ever im there.

Now i know its going to sound shallow when i say this, but i often rely on my car to do the trick but only problem is that she drives a nice car herself ( BMW 530D )

any advice what i should do or what to say ?


i paid my gym membership to workout not to pick up girls

[kaseem]

i paid my gym membership to workout not to pick up girls

well i can multi task and achieve both at the same time.

[rated_R]

M3 ! she loves cars so On the way back i took a detour back to the unit cause i had to pick up keys and she asked if this was where i worked so i asked if she wanted to come inside to have a look and tuesday night there are always cars left overnight cause ever1 brings them back on monday evening frm weekend hires

So there's ferrari 360, M3, BMW 730d, Boxster S parked there and even she couldnt help but smile when she seen that 360 :D

360???... dammit mannnn.... thats an AWESOME car...

[T.Dimera]

i paid my gym membership to workout not to pick up girls

many people say going to a gym is a great way to meet girls...apparently its worked for this guy

[kaseem]

360???... dammit mannnn.... thats an AWESOME car...

ye the 360 is a sick car but my fav remains the Evo 9 :yes:

[kaseem]

when are you setting up the 2nd date...you need to take it to the next level...you need to have that physical chemistry

taking her to the pictures on weekend :dance3:

[Arshy]

taken her to the pictures on weekend :dance3:
Kaseem ur still stuck on the pictures bro...

by now i'd be known as "Baby Daddy"... lol

Get a move on!

[kaseem]

Kaseem ur still stuck on the pictures bro...

by now i'd be known as "Baby Daddy"... lol

Get a move on!

:rofl: i know man i need to step up my game !

no seriously though i dont wanna scare her off with seeing her too much + im busy during evening times and she busy during the day so its gonna have to be weekends.

" Who the baby daddy " :p

[SIXPAK GQ]

well i can multi task and achieve both at the same time.

ummmm no. when u walk into a gym and if u have been going there constantly..u know who is serious about work outs and who is not...

the people who have their cell phones with them are the ones not so serious
then there are one who come for a week or two then u dont see them till the next season...

u should not be spending more then hour and a half in there....

[Arshy]

:rofl: i know man i need to step up my game !

no seriously though i dont wanna scare her off with seeing her too much + im busy during evening times and she busy during the day so its gonna have to be weekends.

" Who the baby daddy " :p
Jessica alba is over rated, just a random comment!

[kaseem]

Jessica alba is over rated, just a random comment!

how dare you :mad:

[Arshy]

how dare you :mad:
She is man damn lol

Anyways gotta chat to u about sumthing later on, gonna drop u a pm is that cool?

[rated_R]

Jessica alba is over rated, just a random comment!

no way bro... i love Jessica.. she cute.. small.. gr8 figure... awesome skin tone.. v sexy...

[rated_R]

ye the 360 is a sick car but my fav remains the Evo 9 :yes:

thats a superb car as well man.. all evos are nice.. i like subaru WRX STi as well.. 360 is just a dream... not a reality..

[Arshy]

no way bro... i love Jessica.. she cute.. small.. gr8 figure... awesome skin tone.. v sexy...
She is all that what u wrote but still over rated i guess!

[kaseem]

She is all that what u wrote but still over rated i guess!


Aw your a playa hater !!!!! :no:

[Arshy]

Aw your a playa hater !!!!! :no:
Im part of the game.....

I don't hate playa's...i just hate what they do to the game! :o

[kaseem]

Im part of the game.....

I don't hate playa's...i just hate what they do to the game! :o

im sorry but J alba is Queen :lol:

[Arshy]

im sorry but J alba is Queen :lol:
what about londsay lohan?
anna kurneeekoveaeorit babe or howeva u spell it...

what bout keira knightly?
what about carmen "oh so tasty" electra?
what abt ......... Angelie pitt? lol

[kaseem]

what about londsay lohan?
anna kurneeekoveaeorit babe or howeva u spell it...

what bout keira knightly?
what about carmen "oh so tasty" electra?
what abt ......... Angelie pitt? lol

It hurts when you say Angelie pitt :no:

knightly is well fit though :D

[Arshy]

It hurts when you say Angelie pitt :no:

knightly is well fit though :D
haha nice one!

Ok i aint gonna pm u today in regards to something i need to know, ill pm u when i get a chance though!

[kaseem]

haha nice one!

Ok i aint gonna pm u today in regards to something i need to know, ill pm u when i get a chance though!


No probs mate

[kaseem]

thats a superb car as well man.. all evos are nice.. i like subaru WRX STi as well.. 360 is just a dream... not a reality..

My 360 come back with damage last week :(

[rated_R]

My 360 come back with damage last week :(

WHAT?? r u serious?? wat happened to it man??? didnt u shoot that guy?? :mad:

[T.Dimera]

whats the update on this????

[rated_R]

yea.. hey kaseem.. i wanna kno too bro..

[kaseem]

sorry i havnt posted in this thread for a while it took me an age to find where it had gone 2 !

i only went out with the girl from the gym once it didnt work out cause of various reasons.

Im so happy though cause on April the 30th i started to talk to "THE" most beautiful girl ive eva met she's stunning, funny, amazin personality, has the same taste as me in most things, and most importantly she's so honest.

The more i compliment her the less it'll be, I cant compliment her enough im very lucky that ive met her, i jus hope she feels the same way.

[Arshy]

What an awful ending, so much build up and we get this?

I want my money back... :mad:

[T.Dimera]

sorry i havnt posted in this thread for a while it took me an age to find where it had gone 2 !

i only went out with the girl from the gym once it didnt work out cause of various reasons.

Im so happy though cause on April the 30th i started to talk to "THE" most beautiful girl ive eva met she's stunning, funny, amazin personality, has the same taste as me in most things, and most importantly she's so honest.

The more i compliment her the less it'll be, I cant compliment her enough im very lucky that ive met her, i jus hope she feels the same way.

why didn't work out?...you didn't like what you saw when you got to know her?

[rated_R]

:no: