I want to make money. I also have money to spend.

[desi_balla63]

What would you suggest? (no stocks shit)

[Grizzley]

What would you suggest? (no stocks shit)

casinos are always fun :D

[desi_balla63]

casinos are always fun :D
Man I don't know any card games.

I can work with Blackjack though. Can you bet on that online?

[Grizzley]

Man I don't know any card games.

I can work with Blackjack though. Can you bet on that online?

why do it online? Go to a casino with some friends, it'll be a nice day out.

Play the slots if you must.

[Felonius Monk]

"The only way to leave a casino with a small fortune is to go there with a large one."

[Sebastian23]

puts and options.

leverage the shit out of wot u have in canadian equities. my friend made 35% return in 60 days... but you must be willing to take risks.

[RockinHarlot]

What would you suggest? (no stocks shit)
meee toooo

i need a job :blue:

[desi_balla63]

meee toooo

i need a job :blue:
:ugh:


Does this look like the f'ing classifieds?

But, since I'm a nice guy...what skills do you have to offer, and will you perform under the table duties?

[RockinHarlot]

:ugh:


Does this look like the f'ing classifieds?

But, since I'm a nice guy...what skills do you have to offer, and will you perform under the table duties?
:tears:

why are u mean to me all of the sudden
and yez i specialize in under the table dutiez

[desi_balla63]

:tears:

why are u mean to me all of the sudden
and yez i specialize in under the table dutiez
I'm holding open audtions on friday/saturday evenings.

When you have time to come to SA, let me know. I will pencil you in. k?

[RockinHarlot]

I'm holding open audtions on friday/saturday evenings.

When you have time to come to SA, let me know. I will pencil you in. k?
kay

[MaranelloMan]

How much you got to invest? What sort of risk you willing to take and over how much time?

[niroism]

What would you suggest? (no stocks shit)
If u got enuf...buy property!! Best investment ever!!

[desi_balla63]

How much you got to invest? What sort of risk you willing to take and over how much time?
Enough.

I'm not willing to wait, though. A little risk is ok, but the return has to be soon. Like, no longer than 6 months.

[desi_balla63]

If u got enuf...buy property!! Best investment ever!!
This is true.

When I have $200,000 to invest, I'll get to this. ;p

[Space-Cowboy]

What would you suggest? (no stocks shit)


Fine, no stocks, but Mutual Funds definitely....... actually wait no, things are in a bit of a slump right now.......... try a balanced fund. You in Canada? Consult your local Investor's Group agent.

[desi_balla63]

Fine, no stocks, but Mutual Funds definitely....... actually wait no, things are in a bit of a slump right now.......... try a balanced fund. You in Canada? Consult your local Investor's Group agent.
:neutral:


How about I give you 250, and you give me back 500 in two weeks. :)

[Space-Cowboy]

:neutral:


How about I give you 250, and you give me back 500 in two weeks. :)


Loan Shark...... :squint:

[desi_balla63]

lol how about you give me five hundred, and i... err... :anxious:
Make me an Admin? Aww :hug:

[desi_balla63]

Loan Shark...... :squint:
Is that illegal? ... :squint:

[Space-Cowboy]

Is that illegal? ... :squint:


umm..... actually yes it is!!!!

[sara khan]

I want to make money. Because I dont have money to spend.

[MaranelloMan]

You need about between £500K to £1m for this but will turn into a good profit.

1. Check your pocket to make sure you have the million.
2. Get a hold of Paris Hiltons representative, tell her your company wants to put her name on your sunglasses.
3. If she agrees, hire a sunglasses manufacturer and have them design 10 styles for you and send the sunglasses to Paris Hilton so she could approve them.
4. Let her know your giving her £100k to do a photoshot with the sunglasses and £500k annually for using her name.
Sign a contract for 5 years.
5. Hire a sales representative, that has contacts with quality department stores across Europe and US.
6. Place a order for 80,000 sunglasses (should cost £3.00 for each made, total £240,000)
7. Tell your sales representative to start selling to major retailers across Europe and US. Assume you get 1000 outlets to retail.
8. I suggest retail price of £49.99 each, so you will need to sell wholesale for £23 each and I say 10 units should be sold a week.
Wholesale £23 - £3 for product = £20 each unit
1000 stores x 10 units = 10,000 units per week
10,000 units per week x £20 = £200,000 per week
£200,000 x 52 weeks = 10.4m per year
£10.4m - £1m for magazine ads = £9.4m
£9.4m - £500,000 to Paris for using her name = £8.9m
£8.9m - payroll, rent and taxes so lets say thats 60% = £3,560,000.

Thats £3.5 million profit after tax. Per year. The £1m advertising budget can probably incrementally decrease after year 1-5.

Now do you have £1m to invest?

[desi_balla63]

^

Making enough Sunglasses to sell "across Europe and US" would cost more than a mill.

[MaranelloMan]

^

Making enough Sunglasses to sell "across Europe and US" would cost more than a mill.
Fine. Start with Europe or the US. Wherever you live.

[bigkid]

send me 800 bucks

i send u 800 bucks
in 3 months
and then again
3 months later.

my sister owns a bakery too :wavey:

[desi_balla63]

send me 800 bucks

i send u 800 bucks
in 3 months
and then again
3 months later.

my sister owns a bakery too :wavey:
Not enough.

[sameer]

send me 800 bucks

i send u 800 bucks
in 3 months
and then again
3 months later.

my sister owns a bakery too :wavey:
thats a 0% return.

[desi_balla63]

thats a 0% return.
I think he meant total 1600 over a span of 6 months.

[reaz]

Buy a slightly run down house (20-30 years old), use your capital to put a down payment and renovate it.

Put it back on the market and sell it off.

[MaranelloMan]

Buy a slightly run down house (20-30 years old), use your capital to put a down payment and renovate it.

Put it back on the market and sell it off.
The real money in property is not to sell it. Its to keep it. every 7 years a property price doubles. In the UK at least anyway...

[desi_balla63]

I wouldn't say doubles...but it definately goes up significantly.

The house we're selling right now will end up selling for about 175k, and we got it around 120k. That's over a span of 10 years, though. This wasn't a new developing neighborhood or anything, though.


The one we're moving into right now, we just bought and got it appraised or whatever, and the value already went up about 15k, just because of the niehgborhood and it's still relatively new. If I had some money I could put on the side, I'd buy one of the houses around mine, and put that bitch up for sale in like 6 months. Easy money.

[sameer]

I wouldn't say doubles...but it definately goes up significantly.

The house we're selling right now will end up selling for about 175k, and we got it around 120k. That's over a span of 10 years, though. This wasn't a new developing neighborhood or anything, though.


The one we're moving into right now, we just bought and got it appraised or whatever, and the value already went up about 15k, just because of the niehgborhood and it's still relatively new. If I had some money I could put on the side, I'd buy one of the houses around mine, and put that bitch up for sale in like 6 months. Easy money.
dont be so confident. most of the country's real estate markets have already cooled. texas is just behind and plus appreciation in texas has never been much due to so much land.

[Rogue]

innovative entrepreneurial-minded designers are always looking to get venture capitalists to invest in their products to develop/produce them but of course, provided that they have a valid business strategy plan which declares their intentions and how they plan to achieve the goals they set. that's one of the things that i've been conjuring up and as soon as i get through graduation next month, and finish complete the prototypes, all the plans will go into action by the end of the year. i dunno about others, but i find those types of ventures to be very exciting and rewarding.

[addiction01]

Open a brothel.

[bigkid]

Not enough.its never enough, u greedy desi's are never satisfied :razz:

[bigkid]

The real money in property is not to sell it. Its to keep it. every 7 years a property price doubles. In the UK at least anyway...some properties could lose value best thing is a 3b/2b house with a garage.

[bigkid]

dont be so confident. most of the country's real estate markets have already cooled. texas is just behind and plus appreciation in texas has never been much due to so much land.good advice i agree, especially in areas with competing development closeby.

[bigkid]

^

Making enough Sunglasses to sell "across Europe and US" would cost more than a mill.especially some high quality specs, like she would let her name be on some barbie lookin shyt :razz: :razz:

[MaranelloMan]

dont be so confident. most of the country's real estate markets have already cooled. texas is just behind and plus appreciation in texas has never been much due to so much land.
US might be a different market but the UK market its true. If you look at house prices in the last 100 years in the UK, on average the prices double every 7 years. So its doesnt matter if prices are going down or up, cos roughly 7 years down the line the price will double.

I bought some commercial property about 6 years ago and its gone up by over 400%. And that a real value too cos around Christmas I got two offers at my asking price (significant amount). Turned it down and decided to keep it cos its paying so well.

[Sebastian23]

thats a 0% return.


?


1600 - 800 / 800 = ROR =

[sameer]

?


1600 - 800 / 800 = ROR =
it was (800-800)/800

[Sebastian23]

it was (800-800)/800

Im still confused wot u mean. He said,

"send me 800 bucks [initial investment]

i send u 800 bucks [income] in 3 months and then again 3 months later [additional income of 800]."

Cash Inflow - Cash Outflow / Initial Investment

=

(800 + 800) - (800) / (800)

= 100% in 6 months, annualized thats a 200% isnt it?

[bigkid]

u guys sure like to crunch those numbers :razz:

but its only a 100% ROI in 6 months, the more u invest
the more u get back obviously, caps out at 10K.

[sameer]

Im still confused wot u mean. He said,

"send me 800 bucks [initial investment]

i send u 800 bucks [income] in 3 months and then again 3 months later [additional income of 800]."

Cash Inflow - Cash Outflow / Initial Investment

=

(800 + 800) - (800) / (800)

= 100% in 6 months, annualized thats a 200% isnt it?
yeah i know thats what he MEANT. but in traditional terms if someone says u give me 800 bucks and ill give u 800 back in 6 months, it literally means that ure getting no return,

[bigkid]

yeah i know thats what he MEANT. but in traditional terms if someone says u give me 800 bucks and ill give u 800 back in 6 months, it literally means that ure getting no return,correction 1600 US in six months
800 US in 3 months x 2

[Smartchild]

What would you suggest? (no stocks shit)

Donate some to me by paypal? so i can buy a $100 program that i need.

[desi_balla63]

Donate some to me by paypal? so i can buy a $100 program that i need.
Sure, if you return 175 to me within 10 days.

[Smartchild]

Sure, if you return 175 to me within 10 days.

so you expect $$ in return when u donate $$ to someone? :no:

[desi_balla63]

so you expect $$ in return when u donate $$ to someone? :no:
Who said anything about "donating"? It's a loan.

[Smartchild]

Who said anything about "donating"? It's a loan.

lol, if u read what i asked for then, maybe, just maybe.. you wouldn't bring loan to this question. lol

[addiction01]

so you expect $$ in return when u donate $$ to someone? :no:
sexual healing.

[Smartchild]

sexual healing.

:no:

[desi_balla63]

lol, if u read what i asked for then, maybe, just maybe.. you wouldn't bring loan to this question. lol
If you read my reply, than maybe just maybe you wouldn't think I was trying to donate.

[desi_balla63]

sexual healing.
:squint:

[addiction01]

:no:
If you blow you get mo. :o

[addiction01]

:squint:
what?

[Smartchild]

If you read my reply, than maybe just maybe you wouldn't think I was trying to donate.

Exelent point, lol but its noy your reply, its your title lol. maybe i should read b4 clicking randomly.

[AnGel_PyAr]

why dont you start selling Avon products to women?

:rofl::gay:

[desi_balla63]

why dont you start selling Avon products to women?

:rofl::gay:
Maybe I can come to your city, and sell your neighbors ear plugs.

[AnGel_PyAr]

Maybe I can come to your city, and sell your neighbors ear plugs.
oh no they dont need them. But you could sell extra small hats for some ppl.

lolllllllll

aniq:hug: ur sucha cutieeeeeeeee!

[notoriou$punjabi]

I did a little hustle sometime ago...

read about this store selling ps2 games for really less.. so i printed about 300 pamphlets n got some boys to paste 1 in bus stops near schools


They got the calls i bought whatever the order was n they delivered it

The margin i kept wasnt much cos i had my friends younger brothers running around

Idea is priceless

[bmw]

dont forget inflation.

I'm looking to invest $1000 into something not too risky. Any suggestions?

[notoriou$punjabi]

If ye know any club owner or people who organise summer jams you can invest your money into an event you think these party freaks dont wanna miss

its a 1 night thing and you can double it

[desi_balla63]

dont forget inflation.

I'm looking to invest $1000 into something not too risky. Any suggestions?
About how much are you looking for in a return, since you don't want it to be risky.

[harvey_mayway]

SELL ASIAN JUNK on E-bay....... or if your good at brakin and enterin, or cars, then u got your self free products to sell on e-bay,....


I know a way u can turn a quick profit......

SELL All ur parents stuff on e-bay.......


it may be wroth something.....

[bmw]

I dunno, I'm not expectin any high returns. Just looking for ideas.


@ harvey
that's also a good way to get arrested quick. Breakin n entering cars one too many times ur bound to get caught.

[Alright De$i]

What would you suggest? (no stocks shit)

How much money you got?

get on the property ladder.

[RockinHarlot]

What would you suggest? (no stocks shit)
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c185/brighterthansunshine129/coach3.jpg

go buy me that :love:

[-Stax0-]

dont forget inflation.

I'm looking to invest $1000 into something not too risky. Any suggestions?

Inflations at most 4 percent a year these days(usually 2).

1000 becomes 1040 boohoo. whatever.

[abdul361]

VAT fraud, ders dis british guy called naseer ahmed, made 156 million pounds in 4 years!

[miss_qupid]

how much do you have exactly?

[scorpio_]

innovative entrepreneurial-minded designers are always looking to get venture capitalists to invest in their products to develop/produce them but of course, provided that they have a valid business strategy plan which declares their intentions and how they plan to achieve the goals they set. that's one of the things that i've been conjuring up and as soon as i get through graduation next month, and finish complete the prototypes, all the plans will go into action by the end of the year. i dunno about others, but i find those types of ventures to be very exciting and rewarding.VC gets my vote too

[desi_balla63]

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c185/brighterthansunshine129/coach3.jpg

go buy me that :love:
Do I look like your bitch?

[scorpio_]

Do I look like your bitch?may i respond to that?

[MolviCorleone]

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese

[poetichustla]

i need to expand my company to your area, you interested?