The One

[Amberosia]

I present the ultimate guide to finding the One [guy]

The thoughts and ideals expressed in this thread are not based on any one person living or dead...maybe.
Maybe they are.
Children should not view this thread with laces in thier shoes.

-He should be tall and strong and have nice facial features. This is important, women. It'll pass onto your children. Remember that when someone says, "looks don't matter". Um, yes they do. Do u want fugly offspring? Really? Please consider that you may have daughters who'll have get his genes...thus, also check out his mom/sister/female relatives.

-He should totally let u step on his hand if you're wearing your new stillettos that you absolutely CANNOT step in the dirt in....and also, you don't want to appear ladylike while steppin out of a SUV in your lehnga. His hand beneath your foot shows he will be supportive.

-He should not only let you pick the music in the car, but should also d/l Britney Spears/No Doubt just in case you feel like borrowing his Ipod.

-He should always always always pick up his fone at...oh, idk, 4 am...in case you wake up and have a bad dream and are scurred to go back to sleep.

-He should also be available anytime you need him to. He can totally text you if he's in class. He can totally email you/IM you from the library.

-He should understand that shopping is a sacred and revered act. Thus, he shall quietly hold your bags, purse, clothes you have picked out to try on.
*He should not pick out fugly/hoochie clothes and say, "try this on. tis sexy"
*He should not look bored.
*He should join you as you siGh* at outfits you wouldn't buy.

-He should understand that you're his lucky charm.

-He should laugh at your jokes. Cause you're funny. And he gets that.

-He should lovingly massage your feet. If they hurt.

-He should kno what to order but NEVER must he EVER order for you.

ok, i'll be back.

[sarb]

amazing!

[Amberosia]

amazing!did you really read all that?

cause that's sadder than me taking the time out to type it.

[sarb]

did you really read all that?

cause that's sadder than me taking the time out to type it.
no, actually. i just wanted to be the first to reply. i just kinda glanced at a few lines here and there after wards, tho.

[Amberosia]

no, actually. i just wanted to be the first to reply. i just kinda glanced at a few lines here and there after wards, tho.you're a loser who plays counterstrike.

god, i hate that game.

[BDzFinEst]

w3rd.

[sarb]

you're a loser who plays counterstrike.

god, i hate that game.
actually, i havnt played CS in a long time.

if you are refering to my sig, its from Battlefield2... i play that 5x more than i ever played CS.

[Amberosia]

continued...

-He should not play counterstrike.
-He must play football and kick ass.
-He must let you win when you play pool, cards: gin, poker, he should always be your partner in crime. Bonnie and Clyde...so hot right now!

[Amberosia]

actually, i havnt played CS in a long time.

if you are refering to my sig, its from Battlefield2... i play that 5x more than i ever played CS.omg poindexter. how cool!

[sarb]

continued...

-He should not play counterstrike.
-He must play football and kick ass.
-He must let you win when you play pool, cards: gin, poker, he should always be your partner in crime. Bonnie and Clyde...so hot right now!
was this added to keep me from ever e-flirting with you? :lol:

[MiZz MiNi]

i can't believe i actually read all of tht...


i totally agree with these two and the whole looks thing...cus looks r important

-He should always always always pick up his fone at...oh, idk, 4 am...in case you wake up and have a bad dream and are scurred to go back to sleep.

-He should also be available anytime you need him to. He can totally text you if he's in class. He can totally email you/IM you from the library.

the others r just blah... :)

[PrOfFaSeE]

continued...

-He should not play counterstrike.
-He must play football and kick ass.
-He must let you win when you play pool, cards: gin, poker, he should always be your partner in crime. Bonnie and Clyde...so hot right now!
:rofl:

[Amberosia]

-He should call you before he goes to sleep. NO MATTER WHERE HE IS OR WHO HE'S WITH.

-You should always come before his boys.

-If his siblings can tell when he talks to you because of the look on his face when you call...THAT IS GOLD.

-Angry/bossy guys are hot.

[vikownethu]

Jet Li's version of "The One" was slightly easier to comprehend : | .

[sarb]

omg poindexter. how cool!
i know.

im a gunnery seargent
http://www.bf2player.com/images/ranks/perspective/6.png

[PrOfFaSeE]

lucky my girl doesn listen to no doubt or britney virgin mary spears

[Amberosia]

ok this one's really super important.


-HE MUST NOT LOOK AWAY FROM YOUR EYES WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO HIM SERIOUSLY.

[PrOfFaSeE]

Jet Li's version of "The One" was slightly easier to comprehend : | .
martial arts with cg sucks ass

[Amberosia]

Jet Li's version of "The One" was slightly easier to comprehend : | .easy's never fun.

which brings me to...

-He will totally let you pick the movies...and will let you hide yuor face in his shirt when somethin scary happens.
-If he laughs at you cause you're scared he's an asshole and should be dumped.

-He should not make scary sounds on the fone and pretend it wasn't him.

[PrOfFaSeE]

ok this one's really super important.


-HE MUST NOT LOOK AWAY FROM YOUR EYES WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO HIM SERIOUSLY.
wait

what if

yall do that while we're talking

[Amberosia]

was this added to keep me from ever e-flirting with you? :lol:oh yes, because you're e-flirting skills are so powerful, i needed a defense mechanism to protect myself.

oh baby oh baby, i want you i need you [julia style's, 10 things i hate bout u]

[sarb]

-He should call you before he goes to sleep. NO MATTER WHERE HE IS OR WHO HE'S WITH.

-You should always come before his boys.

-If his siblings can tell when he talks to you because of the look on his face when you call...THAT IS GOLD.

-Angry/bossy guys are hot.

whats up with that anyways? i got pissed at this chick once, like way mad, and im sitting there going off and she just chimes in "your angry...its kinda hot" and im like wth? and continued with my angryness :|

oh, as far as the come before his boys... good way to lose soem friends...stopped talking to my best friend cuz of that shit

[vikownethu]

ok this one's really super important.


-HE MUST NOT LOOK AWAY FROM YOUR EYES WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO HIM SERIOUSLY.

I thought I was doing decently until that one :lol: .

[sarb]

oh yes, because you're e-flirting skills are so powerful, i needed a defense mechanism to protect myself.

oh baby oh baby, i want you i need you [julia style's, 10 things i hate bout u]
:werd: i knew it

[sarb]

I thought I was doing decently until that one :lol: .
:lol: the :roll: is gonna get ya :p

[Amberosia]

wait

what if

yall do that while we're talking
i never look away when im having a serious talk.
ever...infact, i think it's awfully romantic, if let's say you're in the car and you go, "dude, my hair feels like really nice" and he's so busy looking at you, that he makes a wrong turn and the cop pulls him over and only gives him a warning and says, "i understand you're with your girl, but you have to concentrate on this road"

omg.

don't buy me tiffany's. just do that.

[MiZz MiNi]

-He should call you before he goes to sleep. NO MATTER WHERE HE IS OR WHO HE'S WITH.

-You should always come before his boys.

-If his siblings can tell when he talks to you because of the look on his face when you call...THAT IS GOLD.

-Angry/bossy guys are hot.
:ugh: tht ain't hot

[Amberosia]

I thought I was doing decently until that one :lol: .
:no:

i hate when guys look away frst.

[KhanNoonienSingh]

martial arts with cg sucks ass

Jet Li declaring he is nobody's bitch made the entire movie worth it.

as for this thread

-He should be tall and strong and have nice facial features. This is important, women. It'll pass onto your children. Remember that when someone says, "looks don't matter". Um, yes they do. Do u want fugly offspring? Really? Please consider that you may have daughters who'll have get his genes...thus, also check out his mom/sister/female relatives.

i'm not sure this makes sense. except the last line i agree... genetic features do not pretty or ugly make, but if you have certain features in mind, check out the entire family. an otherwise normal or ugly guy might have the right facial features that would turn the kid into something great looking or whatever. and vice-versa.

there's also a difference in features that make babies/kids cute, and features that make adults cute.

just looking at a guy's face and being attracted to it means nothing, has no correlation to how your kids are gonna look, good or bad (although you will find your own kids great looking no matter what).

[PrOfFaSeE]

easy's never fun.

which brings me to...

-He will totally let you pick the movies...and will let you hide yuor face in his shirt when somethin scary happens.
-If he laughs at you cause you're scared he's an asshole and should be dumped.

-He should not make scary sounds on the fone and pretend it wasn't him.i do that all the time

[niroism]

Clearly u will never find such a guy....cos no guy matches all them criteria and if he does he is probably a gay guy who is good in football and that aint ever gonna happen either!!

[Amberosia]

:ugh: tht ain't hotomg it so totally is, don't u remember The Beast in Beauty and The Beast...

ok, if he's all rough with everyone but super sweet to u..he's the one.

-He must never loose control in front of you.
-He must NEVER cry

[PrOfFaSeE]

:ugh: tht ain't hot
some girls like it
mine does :rolleyes:

[PrOfFaSeE]

i never look away when im having a serious talk.
ever...infact, i think it's awfully romantic, if let's say you're in the car and you go, "dude, my hair feels like really nice" and he's so busy looking at you, that he makes a wrong turn and the cop pulls him over and only gives him a warning and says, "i understand you're with your girl, but you have to concentrate on this road"

omg.

don't buy me tiffany's. just do that.
its so much easier just to buy you jewels :no:

[Walktheline]

oh yes, because you're e-flirting skills are so powerful, i needed a defense mechanism to protect myself.

oh baby oh baby, i want you i need you [julia style's, 10 things i hate bout u]

hah! love that film.
"I'm down, I've got the 411. you're not going out and getting jiggy with some boy I don't care HOW dope his ride is!"

[Amberosia]

Jet Li declaring he is nobody's bitch made the entire movie worth it.

as for this thread



i'm not sure this makes sense. except the last line i agree... genetic features do not pretty or ugly make, but if you have certain features in mind, check out the entire family. an otherwise normal or ugly guy might have the right facial features that would turn the kid into something great looking or whatever. and vice-versa.

there's also a difference in features that make babies/kids cute, and features that make adults cute.

just looking at a guy's face and being attracted to it means nothing, has no correlation to how your kids are gonna look, good or bad (although you will find your own kids great looking no matter what).
ok, yes it will. if you find his face attractive and his family attractive [mostly] you'll be ok if your kids look like him.

guys who look like their dads&moms are always hotter than guys who just look like one side of the famz.

and attraction is purely subjective.

[vikownethu]

:no:

i hate when guys look away frst.

Dunno, I do that around fit girls sometimes..I actually can't explain why.

Then again when girls talk 80% of their nitter natter, I just stare into their eyes and nod at everything, thinking about the football game I played earlier.

[Amberosia]

its so much easier just to buy you jewels :no:i'm sorry, it's so cheap to buy someone's love.

ps. i aint no gold digger. but i aint messin with no broke ni*ga

salina n i've had a discussion bout this. i dont think people with too different backgrounds can make it...you have to be similar in social status/education...etc.

[Amberosia]

hah! love that film.
"I'm down, I've got the 411. you're not going out and getting jiggy with some boy I don't care HOW dope his ride is!"
oh when they went paintballing! i loved that!

which brings me to

-He should totally understand you hate big/loud crowds and let you pick the venue.

[Amberosia]

whats up with that anyways? i got pissed at this chick once, like way mad, and im sitting there going off and she just chimes in "your angry...its kinda hot" and im like wth? and continued with my angryness :|

oh, as far as the come before his boys... good way to lose soem friends...stopped talking to my best friend cuz of that shit
I like Alpha Males.

I mean I'm all for the "club me over the head" BUT treat me like a princess type of deal...

but that's all superficial. If you cant be bestfriends you cant be lovers.

[PrOfFaSeE]

i'm sorry, it's so cheap to buy someone's love.

ps. i aint no gold digger. but i aint messin with no broke ni*ga

salina n i've had a discussion bout this. i dont think people with too different backgrounds can make it...you have to be similar in social status/education...etc.
in some ways yes
but my ex was exactly like me
and we fought 2- 3 times a day on average and i was pissed off at her 16 hours a day (assuming that i slept properly that day)
and she wanted [material] things to
stupid rat

[Amberosia]

wait

what if

yall do that while we're talkingi would NEVER do that. I like to look at people when they talk.

-He should NEVER EVER EVER look when you point out another girl.
*If he does, he should admit he did, so u can laugh bout it.

[shady punjabi]

Awww I hope you find him soon. I give my care and warmest regards!

[KhanNoonienSingh]

guys who look like their dads&moms are always hotter than guys who just look like one side of the famz.

i've heard that before. i wonder how it works for girls

and attraction is purely subjective.

not that purely anymore. you're taught what to like from tv and other media.

[MiZz MiNi]

omg it so totally is, don't u remember The Beast in Beauty and The Beast...

ok, if he's all rough with everyone but super sweet to u..he's the one.

-He must never loose control in front of you.
-He must NEVER cry
ok yeah in tht case i totally agree...i thought u meant bossy with u

[Amberosia]

Dunno, I do that around fit girls sometimes..I actually can't explain why.

Then again when girls talk 80% of their nitter natter, I just stare into their eyes and nod at everything, thinking about the football game I played earlier.
oh, i hate that! if i'm talking i'm probably saying something i really WANT to say and be understood bout.

-He should not just half-listen
-He should not jump to conclusions

I hate when guys don't take the time out to understand. It's the ultimate sign he doesn't care.

[vikownethu]

He should NEVER EVER EVER look when you point out another girl.


Yeh but we'll take a sneak peak anyway, and pretend we didn't.

And you know this as well as us.

[Amberosia]

in some ways yes
but my ex was exactly like me
and we fought 2- 3 times a day on average and i was pissed off at her 16 hours a day (assuming that i slept properly that day)
and she wanted [material] things to
stupid rat
I think fighting is healthy for any relationship. As long as you resolve your differences before you go to sleep.

-He should tell you what he's thinking

[Geezer]

Is there anyone out there that does not believe in the concept of 'the one'?

[shady punjabi]

Is there anyone out there that does not believe in the concept of 'the one'?
You're so cute. :).

[KhanNoonienSingh]

oh, i hate that! if i'm talking i'm probably saying something i really WANT to say and be understood bout.

-He should not just half-listen
-He should not jump to conclusions

I hate when guys don't take the time out to understand. It's the ultimate sign he doesn't care.

girls need to talk faster, and be more well-spoken. sometimes guys lose patience while a girl goes on and on about a simple thing.

[Amberosia]

i've heard that before. i wonder how it works for girls



not that purely anymore. you're taught what to like from tv and other media.
I like tall guys with Chinky-ish eyes and spikey hair and strong jaws.

[MiZz MiNi]

some girls like it
mine does :rolleyes:
:neutral: i was confused...and u don't seem like the angry/bossy type but hey maybe im wrong..

[Amberosia]

Is there anyone out there that does not believe in the concept of 'the one'?me. i don't. my list's too limiting.

[PrOfFaSeE]

I think fighting is healthy for any relationship. As long as you resolve your differences before you go to sleep.

-He should tell you what he's thinking
sometimes
i guess it was just bcoz she was a psycho :chainsaw:

[Amberosia]

Yeh but we'll take a sneak peak anyway, and pretend we didn't.

And you know this as well as us.
yeah i hate when guys underestimate chicks or idk, say something lame like "oh no you're definately hotter than her"..when you pass by adriana lima on the street!

[Amberosia]

girls need to talk faster, and be more well-spoken. sometimes guys lose patience while a girl goes on and on about a simple thing.yes, in men are from mars and women are from venus..they said that men have shorter attention spans

cause they're stupid and all.

[Geezer]

me. i don't. my list's too limiting.

Yeah its just a romantic ideology, I reckon most people settle for compatibility or mommydaddy's choice :lol:

[Amberosia]

sometimes
i guess it was just bcoz she was a psycho :chainsaw:why was she a psycho? cause she didnt just sit back and let u do what u wanted?

[Amberosia]

Yeah its just a romantic ideology, I reckon most people settle for compatibility or mummydaddy's choice :lol:
i'm anti-commitment/marriage.

i think it's too much responsibility/too risky.

[Geezer]

Im pro-sex.

[vikownethu]

yes, in men are from mars and women are from venus..they said that men have shorter attention spans

cause they're stupid and all.

Not really, it's difficult to allocate your full attention to a lady talking about "Jenns new man."

[PrOfFaSeE]

:neutral: i was confused...and u don't seem like the angry/bossy type but hey maybe im wrong..
with her i am
its mutual a times so i guess its cool
im happy

[vikownethu]

yeah i hate when guys underestimate chicks or idk, say something lame like "oh no you're definately hotter than her"..when you pass by adriana lima on the street!

But it usually gets brownie points anyhow :lol: .

[KhanNoonienSingh]

yes, in men are from mars and women are from venus..they said that men have shorter attention spans

cause they're stupid and all.

or maybe they think differently. less circuitous.

just like...JET-LI'S THE ONE. one of the jet-lis had the fighting style of 'THE LINE' and the other one had 'THE CIRCLE'.... brute force vs. grace.

[Amberosia]

Not really, it's difficult to alocate your full attention to a lady talking about "Jenns new man."OMG!
OK, HE SHOULD TOTALLY CARE BOUT YOUR FRIENDS' LIVES.


AND SHARE HIS FRIENDS' LIVES TOO!

cause i do wanna kno why Matt was in jail last friday.

[Amberosia]

or maybe they think differently. less circuitous.

just like...JET-LI'S THE ONE. one of the jet-lis had the fighting style of 'THE LINE' and the other one had 'THE CIRCLE'.... brute force vs. grace.ok, im talkin bout romantic love n you're talking bout martial arts.

i think that's kinda cute.

i hate pansy boys.

[PrOfFaSeE]

why was she a psycho? cause she didnt just sit back and let u do what u wanted?
various reasons
but nothing you'd guess
like stupid shit things
i realized that she was a bit cooky later on
and i was like omg shes the type to kill me in my sleep
fuck this

[asian_guy_786]

He should lovingly massage your feet. If they hurt

i do that for my mom every nite... janath under your mothers feets

[El_Diablo]

I present the ultimate guide to finding the One [guy]

The thoughts and ideals expressed in this thread are not based on any one person living or dead...maybe.
Maybe they are.
Children should not view this thread with laces in thier shoes.

-He should be tall and strong and have nice facial features. This is important, women. It'll pass onto your children. Remember that when someone says, "looks don't matter". Um, yes they do. Do u want fugly offspring? Really? Please consider that you may have daughters who'll have get his genes...thus, also check out his mom/sister/female relatives.

-He should totally let u step on his hand if you're wearing your new stillettos that you absolutely CANNOT step in the dirt in....and also, you don't want to appear ladylike while steppin out of a SUV in your lehnga. His hand beneath your foot shows he will be supportive.

-He should not only let you pick the music in the car, but should also d/l Britney Spears/No Doubt just in case you feel like borrowing his Ipod.

-He should always always always pick up his fone at...oh, idk, 4 am...in case you wake up and have a bad dream and are scurred to go back to sleep.

-He should also be available anytime you need him to. He can totally text you if he's in class. He can totally email you/IM you from the library.

-He should understand that shopping is a sacred and revered act. Thus, he shall quietly hold your bags, purse, clothes you have picked out to try on.
*He should not pick out fugly/hoochie clothes and say, "try this on. tis sexy"
*He should not look bored.
*He should join you as you siGh* at outfits you wouldn't buy.

-He should understand that you're his lucky charm.

-He should laugh at your jokes. Cause you're funny. And he gets that.

-He should lovingly massage your feet. If they hurt.

-He should kno what to order but NEVER must he EVER order for you.

ok, i'll be back.

And the guide to finding the one perfect girl... open an account @ willy wonker's chocolate factory.

[Amberosia]

various reasons
but nothing you'd guess
like stupid shit things
i realized that she was a bit cooky later on
and i was like omg shes the type to kill me in my sleep
fuck this
oh i love how when a guy does shit or w/e he's all "just an asshole" or "afraid of commitment" or "he wasnt worth it" but GOD FORBID a girl retaliates...if she does she's all "omg a spiterful, vengeful, psychotic bitch"

um, no...maybe some people just believe in Hammourabi's Code.

[Amberosia]

He should lovingly massage your feet. If they hurt

i do that for my mom every nite... janath under your mothers feets
ok, yeah...

-He should NEVER compare you to his mom. Tis too weird.
*Don't tell me to cook like my mom, I don't ask you to make money like my Dad.

-He should totally befriend your mom and dad and talk to them bout things that interest them....even if he has no clue what he's on bout.

-His mom should love you. If his mom doesn't love you...DUMP HIM.

[Amberosia]

And the guide to finding the one perfect girl... open an account @ willy wonker's chocolate factory.
all girls are perfect. tis true.

GIRL POWER
SPICE WORLD, YEAH!

[KhanNoonienSingh]

various reasons
but nothing you'd guess
like stupid shit things
i realized that she was a bit cooky later on
and i was like omg shes the type to kill me in my sleep
fuck this

bro, that's MY type.

what good's a woman if you can sleep without fear for your life. :lol:

[asian_guy_786]

ok, yeah...

-He should NEVER compare you to his mom. Tis too weird.
*Don't tell me to cook like my mom, I don't ask you to make money like my Dad.

-He should totally befriend your mom and dad and talk to them bout things that interest them....even if he has no clue what he's on bout.

-His mom should love you. If his mom doesn't love you...DUMP HIM.

inshallah his mother will love you

[vikownethu]

all girls are perfect. tis true.

GIRL POWER
SPICE WORLD, YEAH!

:no: Tell me I didn't just see that!

[PrOfFaSeE]

bro, that's MY type.

what good's a woman if you can sleep without fear for your life. :lol:
*shakes head*
like this
:no:

[Amberosia]

bro, that's MY type.

what good's a woman if you can sleep without fear for your life. :lol:
fear is sexy.

if i ever stop to think twice before i do somethin cause of a guy...ooerrr baby...he means somethin special

[KhanNoonienSingh]

ok, im talkin bout romantic love n you're talking bout martial arts.

i think that's kinda cute.

i hate pansy boys.

i don't get why. its so much harder to be a pansy. i've tried...seriously. any guy who can overcome natural instinct, must have mastered it to begin with. they're the ones to be afraid of.

[dr_sinister1001]

One is such a lonely number. Why limit your possibilities?

:idea:

[Amberosia]

:no: Tell me I didn't just see that!
look, the things i said weren't that hard to do...is it that hard to be friends with a girl, find her hot and understand her?

this is my deal with marriage and commitment: will any guy treat me as well as my parents did? will any guy ever be there for me like my dad is for me?

i mean, yeah tis a different deal...but ever heard george michael's "father figure"...in the end, you're husband..is like the head of yoru famz, especially Islamically, you're husband becomes you're everything...he's incharge of you and your life...and I'd love to find a guy who understood me well enough to take care of me right.

AMEN BRUDDAH

[PrOfFaSeE]

oh i love how when a guy does shit or w/e he's all "just an asshole" or "afraid of commitment" or "he wasnt worth it" but GOD FORBID a girl retaliates...if she does she's all "omg a spiterful, vengeful, psychotic bitch"

um, no...maybe some people just believe in Hammourabi's Code.
its hammurabi
and what about it

[El_Diablo]

all girls are perfect. tis true.

GIRL POWER
SPICE WORLD, YEAH!
Rightttt, Patsy.

[Amberosia]

i don't get why. its so much harder to be a pansy. i've tried...seriously. any guy who can overcome natural instinct, must have mastered it to begin with. they're the ones to be afraid of.
the whole deal with attraction, to me atleast is...finding a guy who's my OPPOSITE..in most ways...

one of us has to be the crier...n it's def gon be me.

[Amberosia]

One is such a lonely number. Why limit your possibilities?

:idea:secretly, i think that to myself...there's just too many flavors of icecream in the ocean and damn it, i can't stick to one kind all my life!

[jokes]

[Amberosia]

its hammurabi
and what about italso, hammourabi.

eye for an eye.

you fuck me, i'll fuck you right back, only harder.

also, since i dont have a penis, i'll just have to "hire" a black guy with aids to do the dirty work for me.

[vikownethu]

look, the things i said weren't that hard to do...is it that hard to be friends with a girl, find her hot and understand her?

this is my deal with marriage and commitment: will any guy treat me as well as my parents did? will any guy ever be there for me like my dad is for me?

i mean, yeah tis a different deal...but ever heard george michael's "father figure"...in the end, you're husband..is like the head of yoru famz, especially Islamically, you're husband becomes you're everything...he's incharge of you and your life...and I'd love to find a guy who understood me well enough to take care of me right.

AMEN BRUDDAH

Hmm...was that verse 6, chapter 23, Amber's bible?

Anyhow, I kinda got that gist of what you're saying me dear.

[Amberosia]

Hmm...was that verse 6, chapter 23, Amber's bible?

Anyhow, I kinda got that gist of what you're saying me dear.
did u look away at any point while reading that?
:squint:

SEE! I NEED A GUY WHO WILL LISTEN AND ACTUALLY RELATE...like, "I TOTALLY KNO WHAT UR SAYIN"

except he shouldnt say totally

[El_Diablo]

i don't get why. its so much harder to be a pansy. i've tried...seriously. any guy who can overcome natural instinct, must have mastered it to begin with. they're the ones to be afraid of.
What, may I ask did you do to actually live the pansy way?

[KhanNoonienSingh]

I like tall guys with Chinky-ish eyes and spikey hair and strong jaws.

:lol:

your tastes are more genetic than media-inspired i'd say. that's curious how that happens when people grow up so far away. but then again i dunno what kinda shit they're peddling on tv nowadays aside from the spikey hair.

the whole deal with attraction, to me atleast is...finding a guy who's my OPPOSITE..in most ways...

one of us has to be the crier...n it's def gon be me.

i guess that makes sense. i want to be perfect, and the woman to be perfect too. this means perfect mastery of humanity by both. then together = something more. she has to think like a woman, i have to think like a man, but everything else that encompasses humanity, both should have.

using Prophet Muhammad(pbuh) as the model for the man....he cried all the time....but he could also wrestle multiple men at once and own them.

its so bloody hard. guys are more easily an Umar Ibn Khattab (RA) or Khalid Bin Walid (RA) than a Muhammad Ibn Abdullah (SAW) :ashamed:

and his wives as the model for the women. (Hazrat Khadijah(ra) and Aisha(ra) :love: )

[PrOfFaSeE]

also, hammourabi.

eye for an eye.

you fuck me, i'll fuck you right back, only harder.

also, since i dont have a penis, i'll just have to "hire" a black guy with aids to do the dirty work for me.
lol
u know who to call ;-)
im from africa we have all sorts of diseases
chlimidea is gone up tho so i'll have to charge u 20% extra

[KhanNoonienSingh]

What, may I ask did you do to actually live the pansy way?

i stayed quiet. and reserved. and put myself in hard situations, losing situations. and tried to keep my cool. avoid attention at all costs. look pansy. etc.

[Amberosia]

:lol:

your tastes are more genetic than media-inspired i'd say. that's curious how that happens when people grow up so far away. but then again i dunno what kinda shit they're peddling on tv nowadays aside from the spikey hair.



i guess that makes sense. i want to be perfect, and the woman to be perfect too. this means perfect mastery of humanity by both. then together = something more. she has to think like a woman, i have to think like a man, but everything else that encompasses humanity, both should have.

using Prophet Muhammad(pbuh) as the model for the man....he cried all the time....but he could also wrestle multiple men at once and own them.

its so bloody hard. guys are more easily an Umar Ibn Khattab (RA) or Khalid Bin Walid (RA) than a Muhammad Ibn Abdullah (SAW) :ashamed:

and his wives as the model for the women. (Hazrat Khadijah(ra) and Aisha(ra) :love: )omg, i LOVE Hazrat Aisha [ra] she was indeed the perfect woman...

Don't forget Hazrat Ali [ra]

[Amberosia]

i stayed quiet. and reserved. and put myself in hard situations, losing situations. and tried to keep my cool. avoid attention at all costs. look pansy. etc.yeah, loud/obnoxious guys are just hot.

well actually, im slightly attracted to the quiet jokers..the ones that look all serious/suave and then they say the most outrageous crap....like, "OH SNAP, NIP SLIP NIP SLIP"

or if you're mad at him, he'll get down on his knee in front of random people and sing old Hindi songs

hehe

[KhanNoonienSingh]

omg, i LOVE Hazrat Aisha [ra] she was indeed the perfect woman...

Don't forget Hazrat Ali [ra]

Hazrat Ali (RA) was a really wise man...his sayings are awesome... so intelligent.

[Walktheline]

I want a guy exactly like seamusheaney.

[Amberosia]

Hazrat Ali (RA) was a really wise man...his sayings are awesome... so intelligent.and he was so powerful, mashallah.

and strong.

[jihadthisfilth]

omg, i LOVE Hazrat Aisha [ra] she was indeed the perfect woman...

Yeah man... If I were a girl I would love to marry a 50 year old dude when I hit 9 years of age.

[jihadthisfilth]

and he was so powerful, mashallah.

and strong.
not as kick ass as Omar. Omar > all others.

[Amberosia]

Yeah man... If I were a girl I would love to marry a 50 year old dude when I hit 9 years of age.what a stupid remark to make.

[jihadthisfilth]

I don't like the one... I prefer the five...

*gets coat*

[keyzersoze]

I like tall guys with Chinky-ish eyes and spikey hair and strong jaws.

...........

[keyzersoze]

I like tall guys with Chinky-ish eyes and spikey hair and strong jaws.

How tall??? Like the guy in the middle of my sig or second on the left.

[alphaPAKI]

I present the ultimate guide to finding the One [guy]

The thoughts and ideals expressed in this thread are not based on any one person living or dead...maybe.
Maybe they are.
Children should not view this thread with laces in thier shoes.

-He should be tall and strong and have nice facial features. This is important, women. It'll pass onto your children. Remember that when someone says, "looks don't matter". Um, yes they do. Do u want fugly offspring? Really? Please consider that you may have daughters who'll have get his genes...thus, also check out his mom/sister/female relatives.

-He should totally let u step on his hand if you're wearing your new stillettos that you absolutely CANNOT step in the dirt in....and also, you don't want to appear ladylike while steppin out of a SUV in your lehnga. His hand beneath your foot shows he will be supportive.

-He should not only let you pick the music in the car, but should also d/l Britney Spears/No Doubt just in case you feel like borrowing his Ipod.

-He should always always always pick up his fone at...oh, idk, 4 am...in case you wake up and have a bad dream and are scurred to go back to sleep.

-He should also be available anytime you need him to. He can totally text you if he's in class. He can totally email you/IM you from the library.

-He should understand that shopping is a sacred and revered act. Thus, he shall quietly hold your bags, purse, clothes you have picked out to try on.
*He should not pick out fugly/hoochie clothes and say, "try this on. tis sexy"
*He should not look bored.
*He should join you as you siGh* at outfits you wouldn't buy.

-He should understand that you're his lucky charm.

-He should laugh at your jokes. Cause you're funny. And he gets that.

-He should lovingly massage your feet. If they hurt.

-He should kno what to order but NEVER must he EVER order for you.

ok, i'll be back.
crap, so i shoulda been looking for a guy this entire time? :sarb:

[Amberosia]

I don't like the one... I prefer the five...

*gets coat*the fab 5?

[Amberosia]

How tall???5.10" +

[Amberosia]

crap, so i shoulda been looking for a guy this entire time? :sarb:yeah, we'll find u one on our lunch/penis surgery date

[jihadthisfilth]

the fab 5?
no.. the number 5...

[Amberosia]

no.. the number 5...i like number 13

[keyzersoze]

5.10" +


So 6'1 guy with chinky eyes and a strong jawline with spikey hair would

make you gaga?

[PrOfFaSeE]

5.10" + im fiveten :cheers:
:bball:

[Amberosia]

So 6'1 guy with chinky eyes and a strong jawline with spikey hair would

make you gaga?precisely.

[Amberosia]

im fiveten :cheers:
:bball:
cool!

im 5.2 and a half"

[jihadthisfilth]

i like number 13
yeah that is the new trend amongst young people...

[Amberosia]

yeah that is the new trend amongst young people...i'm old enough to be your older sister.

[keyzersoze]

What if that 6'1 guy with strong jawline, spiked hair, and chinky eyes found

you too short at 5'2?

[jihadthisfilth]

cool!

im 5.2 and a half"
and you want a man who is 5'10+.. haha that would look so funny.
6 inches should be the most a couple differs by in my opinion.

[Amberosia]

What if that 6'1 guy with strong jawline, spiked hair, and chinky eyes found

you too short at 5'2?
he wouldn't.

i wear heels and look tall.

duh.

besides, tall guys look hot with short chicks.

[alphaPAKI]

yeah, we'll find u one on our lunch/penis surgery date
so its just that easy?


hazaa! :cheers:

[jihadthisfilth]

i'm old enough to be your older sister.
that is still young.

[PrOfFaSeE]

precisely.
http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/uncool/mohawk.jpg

[Amberosia]

and you want a man who is 5'10+.. haha that would look so funny.
6 inches should be the most a couple differs by in my opinion.i would like a guy who's 6.2 and a half.

havent u heard the amitabh song?

"jis ki biwi choti uska bhi bara naam hai..."

plus, all the men in my famz are tall. my husband would look lame if he was short.

[PrOfFaSeE]

haha
ur real short
i wont go out with a girl less than 5'6

[jihadthisfilth]

he wouldn't.
besides, tall guys look hot with short chicks.
I think they look stupid...


and yes i think I look stupid too... (to save you the trouble)

[Amberosia]

so its just that easy?


hazaa! :cheers:
ve vill find you zee man to make zee lowe vith! fret not.

[keyzersoze]

haha
ur real short
i wont go out with a girl less than 5'6


Precisely

[jihadthisfilth]

plus, all the men in my famz are tall. my husband would look lame if he was short.
Not if he started stuffing a couple of socks in his pants...

[Amberosia]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/uncool/mohawk.jpg
http://myfallingstars.tripod.com/images/KeanuReeves.jpg

more like this

[PrOfFaSeE]

http://myfallingstars.tripod.com/images/KeanuReeves.jpg

more like this
werd i feel u
tripod is real hot nowadays

[Amberosia]

Precisely
i'm 5.6" in shoes.

i look 5.8"

[Amberosia]

Not if he started stuffing a couple of socks in his pants...why would that help?

he'd still be short and appear pervy

[Amberosia]

werd i feel u
tripod is real hot nowadays
argh 'twas keanu reeves

[jihadthisfilth]

why would that help?

he'd still be short and appear pervy
it will help. trust me. The men in your family will not give him the "haha you shorty" look if he did...

[keyzersoze]

i'm 5.6" in shoes.

i look 5.8"


That's alright then.

[Amberosia]

it will help. trust me. The men in your family will not give him the "haha you shorty" look if he did...
no.

i'll stil kno the truth.

[PrOfFaSeE]

argh 'twas keanu reeves
hes a bit skinny

[Amberosia]

http://x49.xanga.com/e00b35f00913526882888/w18910442.jpg

he's 6.1"

and i think we look awfully perfect.

we've even got the same finger up.

so, ha!

[Amberosia]

hes a bit skinny
i like skinny guys.

burly/huge/muscular guys scare me

[Amberosia]

i'm RIGHT bout the short/tall thing.

[PrOfFaSeE]

ok
not skinny
but like soccer players
im afraid basketball players are empire states next to u
AT LEAST
bryan tyler
http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/models/bryantyler/pic3.shtml

[jihadthisfilth]

i'm RIGHT bout the short/tall thing.
No.. too much effort kissing them standing up.. plus you cant give them good hugs if there is such a difference in height.

[Amberosia]

ok
not skinny
but like soccer players
im afraid basketball players are empire states next to u
AT LEAST
bryan tyler
http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/models/bryantyler/pic3.shtmlok, i like smart guys better than jocks.

so, like a guy who likes to go to the library but will STILL kick ass at bball.

[Amberosia]

No.. too much effort kissing them standing up.. plus you cant give them good hugs if there is such a difference in height.
well, thats why you get a strong man who can pick u up.

[Flow_Motion]

I am the One... Any girl that is to have me would be considered lucky, and envied by others... :cool:

[fattygirl]

Freaks me out to think people actually sit out there waiting for "the one" all their lives. please tell me that doesnt happen ;/. And also..when you meet people, do you secretly hope one of em is 'the one'? i heard love at first sight does exist but "the one" probably doesnt.

[jihadthisfilth]

well, thats why you get a strong man who can pick u up.
How selfish.

[PrOfFaSeE]

ok, i like smart guys better than jocks.

so, like a guy who likes to go to the library but will STILL kick ass at bball.
hehehe

[notoriou$punjabi]

I present the ultimate guide to finding the One [guy]

The thoughts and ideals expressed in this thread are not based on any one person living or dead...maybe.
Maybe they are.
Children should not view this thread with laces in thier shoes.

-He should be tall and strong and have nice facial features. This is important, women. It'll pass onto your children. Remember that when someone says, "looks don't matter". Um, yes they do. Do u want fugly offspring? Really? Please consider that you may have daughters who'll have get his genes...thus, also check out his mom/sister/female relatives.

-He should totally let u step on his hand if you're wearing your new stillettos that you absolutely CANNOT step in the dirt in....and also, you don't want to appear ladylike while steppin out of a SUV in your lehnga. His hand beneath your foot shows he will be supportive.

-He should not only let you pick the music in the car, but should also d/l Britney Spears/No Doubt just in case you feel like borrowing his Ipod.

-He should always always always pick up his fone at...oh, idk, 4 am...in case you wake up and have a bad dream and are scurred to go back to sleep.

-He should also be available anytime you need him to. He can totally text you if he's in class. He can totally email you/IM you from the library.

-He should understand that shopping is a sacred and revered act. Thus, he shall quietly hold your bags, purse, clothes you have picked out to try on.
*He should not pick out fugly/hoochie clothes and say, "try this on. tis sexy"
*He should not look bored.
*He should join you as you siGh* at outfits you wouldn't buy.

-He should understand that you're his lucky charm.

-He should laugh at your jokes. Cause you're funny. And he gets that.

-He should lovingly massage your feet. If they hurt.

-He should kno what to order but NEVER must he EVER order for you.

ok, i'll be back.
absurd

[KhanNoonienSingh]

yeah that is the new trend amongst young people...

fuck you posers. i was born on Friday the 13th in 1982. its mine.

[girl_interrupted]

http://x49.xanga.com/e00b35f00913526882888/w18910442.jpg

he's 6.1"

and i think we look awfully perfect.

we've even got the same finger up.

so, ha!

thats cute :wavey:

[Amberosia]

I am the One... Any girl that is to have me would be considered lucky, and envied by others... :cool:
if i had a dime for everytime i've heard that...i'd have like 70 cents

[goofy_phoofy]

i can't believe i actually read all of tht...


i totally agree with these two and the whole looks thing...cus looks r important

-He should always always always pick up his fone at...oh, idk, 4 am...in case you wake up and have a bad dream and are scurred to go back to sleep.

-He should also be available anytime you need him to. He can totally text you if he's in class. He can totally email you/IM you from the library.

the others r just blah... :)

thats gay , i think people in relationships should give eachother some space :sarb: why all the expectations, i think id get sick of a dude around me all the time pretty fast
anyhow. i didnt read what amberosia wrote so i dont really know the rest of it :mrhappy:

[goofy_phoofy]

if i had a dime for everytime i've heard that...i'd have like 70 cents
:lol: *werddddddddddd*

[Amberosia]

How selfish.i believe it's neccasary. sometimes, i get tired of walking or my feet hurt. i need a man who can carry me around.

[Amberosia]

thats gay , i think people in relationships should give eachother some space :sarb: why all the expectations, i think id get sick of a dude around me all the time pretty fast
anyhow. i didnt read what amberosia wrote so i dont really know the rest of it :mrhappy:
i agree with the space thing. but what i mean is, he should be available to you whenever...even if it's 4am or 2 pm.

he needs to be there cause obviously you're callin him cause u have somethin important to say and if you don't say it....you'll forget

[Amberosia]

Freaks me out to think people actually sit out there waiting for "the one" all their lives. please tell me that doesnt happen ;/. And also..when you meet people, do you secretly hope one of em is 'the one'? i heard love at first sight does exist but "the one" probably doesnt.i am anti-settlement.

all or nothing

[suhailio]

*looks at the list*

:shock:

You never getting a man.

[Amberosia]

fuck you posers. i was born on Friday the 13th in 1982. its mine.fuck you too.

my fav year is 1980 and 1982.

[Amberosia]

*looks at the list*

:shock:

You never getting a man.what if i kno someone who fits the list to a t

[suhailio]

what if i kno someone who fits the list to a t

Then i will finally come around to believing in miracles.

[Amberosia]

Then i will finally come around to believing in miracles.you shouldn't be so pessimistic, you kno.

[goofy_phoofy]

Then i will finally come around to believing in miracles.
:rofl: this is true! ,

[suhailio]

you shouldn't be so pessimistic, you kno.

lol.

Yeh so goodluck with the man hunt.

Or you already found one?

[sairus]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/matrix_reloaded/poster_six_keanu.jpg
Wrong one I guess.

Skimmed the list, just remember that relationships that last are 50:50.

[suhailio]

:rofl: this is true! ,

True is what? :sarb:

me believing in miracles?

or Amber not getting a man with requiremnets such as that?

[suhailio]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/matrix_reloaded/poster_six_keanu.jpg
Wrong one I guess.

Skimmed the list, just remember that relationships that last are 50:50.

This is what you have chosen for her?

[goofy_phoofy]

True is what? :sarb:

me believing in miracles?

or Amber not getting a man with requiremnets such as that?

nah im sure amber can get any man she wants , confidence is the key ! :yes:

but u shudnt make a list of requirements for a man, thats jus askin too much :lol: usually they dont make it through the "gotta be somehow alright to look at" part for me :giggle:

[Amberosia]

lol.

Yeh so goodluck with the man hunt.

Or you already found one?
i dont believe in the one.

[Amberosia]

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/matrix_reloaded/poster_six_keanu.jpg
Wrong one I guess.

Skimmed the list, just remember that relationships that last are 50:50.oh i would do things to that man, that would illegal in guantanamo bay..mmm he's FOINE

[sairus]

This is what you have chosen for her?
Oh, didn't know we were playing desi parents and doing an arranged. Let her decide who she wants. That way if it screws up, she can't blame us.

I also think you missed the subtle geek joke.

[suhailio]

nah im sure amber can get any man she wants , confidence is the key ! :yes:

but u shudnt make a list of requirements for a man, thats jus askin too much :lol: usually they dont make it through the "gotta be somehow alright to look at" part for me :giggle:

Lol.

I would love to see your list...go make one?

[Amberosia]

nah im sure amber can get any man she wants , confidence is the key ! :yes:

but u shudnt make a list of requirements for a man, thats jus askin too much :lol: usually they dont make it through the "gotta be somehow alright to look at" part for me :giggle:
you shouldn't lower your standards..i'd rather die alone than settle.

[suhailio]

i dont believe in the one.

Fair enough.

[Amberosia]

Oh, didn't know we were playing desi parents and doing an arranged. Let her decide who she wants. That way if it screws up, she can't blame us.

I also think you missed the subtle geek joke.don't worry, i totally got it...twas actually what i was saying, if u go back, i actually posted a pic of him too [keanu that is]

also, that is exactly WHY i wouldnt get a non arranged marriage

[Amberosia]

Fair enough.i also wouldnt settle

[stylo_4444]

nah im sure amber can get any man she wants , confidence is the key ! :yes:

but u shudnt make a list of requirements for a man, thats jus askin too much :lol: usually they dont make it through the "gotta be somehow alright to look at" part for me :giggle:
Must be tough being attracted to donkeys. :lol:

[Amberosia]

stylo, why dont u run along and make a thread at ssf, u stupid basatard.


:squint:

[goofy_phoofy]

i dont believe in the one.
i dont lower my standards , thats why ill end up marrying arranged , when im like 40 :lol:

[goofy_phoofy]

Must be tough being attracted to donkeys. :lol:
:rofl: if i was id be flyin ova to florida right now missy :slap:

[stylo_4444]

stylo, why dont u run along and make a thread at ssf, u stupid basatard.


:squint:
I haven't made a thread on there in forever. :squint:

[sairus]

don't worry, i totally got it...twas actually what i was saying, if u go back, i actually posted a pic of him too [keanu that is]

also, that is exactly WHY i wouldnt get a non arranged marriage

Hmm this early in the morning, too much work.

[suhailio]

i also wouldnt settle

Meaning, you will never get married?

[Amberosia]

i dont lower my standards , thats why ill end up marrying arranged , when im like 40 :lol:
no, but you're saying it's crap to expect things..i dont think it is. it's just lame to settle....

i have crazy expectations [altho my friend routinely tells me i fall for loser-type-fuglies, haha. but that's cause he's an ass]

[Amberosia]

Hmm this early in the morning, too much work.oh shaan, you're so lazy.

[suhailio]

Must be tough being attracted to donkeys. :lol:

Took the words right out of my mouth before i even had a chance to let them out of my mouth.

:Oops:

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

I present the ultimate guide to finding the One [guy]

The thoughts and ideals expressed in this thread are not based on any one person living or dead...maybe.
Maybe they are.
Children should not view this thread with laces in thier shoes.

-He should be tall and strong and have nice facial features. This is important, women. It'll pass onto your children. Remember that when someone says, "looks don't matter". Um, yes they do. Do u want fugly offspring? Really? Please consider that you may have daughters who'll have get his genes...thus, also check out his mom/sister/female relatives.

-He should totally let u step on his hand if you're wearing your new stillettos that you absolutely CANNOT step in the dirt in....and also, you don't want to appear ladylike while steppin out of a SUV in your lehnga. His hand beneath your foot shows he will be supportive.

-He should not only let you pick the music in the car, but should also d/l Britney Spears/No Doubt just in case you feel like borrowing his Ipod.

-He should always always always pick up his fone at...oh, idk, 4 am...in case you wake up and have a bad dream and are scurred to go back to sleep.

-He should also be available anytime you need him to. He can totally text you if he's in class. He can totally email you/IM you from the library.

-He should understand that shopping is a sacred and revered act. Thus, he shall quietly hold your bags, purse, clothes you have picked out to try on.
*He should not pick out fugly/hoochie clothes and say, "try this on. tis sexy"
*He should not look bored.
*He should join you as you siGh* at outfits you wouldn't buy.

-He should understand that you're his lucky charm.

-He should laugh at your jokes. Cause you're funny. And he gets that.

-He should lovingly massage your feet. If they hurt.

-He should kno what to order but NEVER must he EVER order for you.

ok, i'll be back.

You know I DO NOT BELIEVE IN HITTING women in the general sense, but for a person who actually thinks things like this , a GOOD PUNCH in the mouth would do a WORLD OF GOOD.

[sairus]

oh shaan, you're so lazy.
When did I tell you my name?
:sarb:
(if you could PM the reason, that be cool, b/c I have no idea when I'll be back here)

[goofy_phoofy]

no, but you're saying it's crap to expect things..i dont think it is. it's just lame to settle....

i have crazy expectations [altho my friend routinely tells me i fall for loser-type-fuglies, haha. but that's cause he's an ass]

well u should have some standards obviously goin for a fobbed out drugaddicted monkey molester aint the thing :lol: , but high expectations to anyone , in any kind of relationship , puts u in a position where the other person can "hurt" u , and i dont think anyone should be given that opportunity !
:lol: i dont know ive yet to "fall" for someone ! only one i have expectations to is my family , the end ! :)

[goofy_phoofy]

Took the words right out of my mouth before i even had a chance to let them out of my mouth.

:Oops:
i think ur hot :dunno: :p yes there must be sumthin seriously wrong with my taste :lol:

[Amberosia]

You know I DO NOT BELIEVE IN HITTING women in the general sense, but for a person who actually thinks things like this , a GOOD PUNCH in the mouth would do a WORLD OF GOOD.shut up, i hate you. die.

[Amberosia]

When did I tell you my name?
:sarb:
i can read shit bkwards. doesnt take a genius to figure it out.

[sairus]

i can read shit bkwards. doesnt take a genius to figure it out.
if you can, then you could of at least spelled it right

[Amberosia]

well u should have some standards obviously goin for a fobbed out drugaddicted monkey molester aint the thing :lol: , but high expectations to anyone , in any kind of relationship , puts u in a position where the other person can "hurt" u , and i dont think anyone should be given that opportunity !
:lol: i dont know ive yet to "fall" for someone ! only one i have expectations to is my family , the end ! :)
i kno someone u should be with

:giggle:

[Amberosia]

if you can, then you could of at least spelled it rightoh is the n for an another name?

i thought it was like your last name

[suhailio]

i think ur hot :dunno: :p yes there must be sumthin seriously wrong with my taste :lol:

i see some decency from you for like the first time :love:

[suhailio]

i kno someone u should be with

:giggle:

Johnny Lever?

[goofy_phoofy]

i kno someone u should be with

:giggle:

u want me dont u :naughty: i knew it i knew it all along :rofl: i keeed

[King Ghidra]

Johnny Lever?
http://www.dbsuriname.com/archief/bollywood/2004/editie24/Images/Johnny%20Lever.jpg

[goofy_phoofy]

i see some decency from you for like the first time :love:
the part where i lied bout that i think ur hot ? yes im waitin for it still waily, i dont care how gay ur handwritin is :p

[sairus]

oh is the n for an another name?

i thought it was like your last name
check you pms

[Amberosia]

Johnny Lever?thats someone's dad u kno. tis not nice.

[suhailio]

thats someone's dad u kno. tis not nice.

She wont mind, i know her.

Shes a very caring person.

[Amberosia]

u want me dont u :naughty: i knew it i knew it all along :rofl: i keeedno, i want u as my bhabi.

[Geezer]

Are you coming to London and will we make babies?

[suhailio]

http://www.dbsuriname.com/archief/bollywood/2004/editie24/Images/Johnny%20Lever.jpg

He gets me weak from the legs.

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

Having standards is one thing, having retarded standards is another. Usually people who have such standards arent even worthy of the people they're looking for.

[suhailio]

the part where i lied bout that i think ur hot ? yes im waitin for it still waily, i dont care how gay ur handwritin is :p

:yes:

:p

My handwriting is awesome:hand:

at school kids used to get jealous of me cuz i got a special pen cuz i was so neat.

[suhailio]

Having standards is one thing, having retarded standards is another. Usually people who have such standards arent even worthy of the people they're looking for.

I want you to find me a wife.

yeh i know i might be retarded,

but eventually i will want a wife.

find me.

[goofy_phoofy]

no, i want u as my bhabi.
u got a hawt brother :eyebrow:

and suhail hahahah johnny lever is da mayyyyyn :dance3:

ill find u a wifey ...u and fuqreee kukree would be so good togetha, even though hinny would be abit jealous, but ill take care of that :yes:

[suhailio]

u got a hawt brother :eyebrow:

and suhail hahahah johnny lever is da mayyyyyn :dance3:

ill find u a wifey ...u and fuqreee kukree would be so good togetha, even though hinny would be abit jealous, but ill take care of that :yes:

I said a real loving wife.

not a mistress :ashamed:

[goofy_phoofy]

I said a real loving wife.

not a mistress :ashamed:

:rofl: ill tell him u said that :mrhappy:

[King Ghidra]

He gets me weak from the legs.

Don't tell Chuck Norris he'd smash your kneecaps....

[suhailio]

:rofl: ill tell him u said that :mrhappy:

He will just get more chuffed.

Tell him, i dont mind.

just dont tell his other part, then im fucked :squint:

[NYC101]

I present the ultimate guide to finding the One [guy]

The thoughts and ideals expressed in this thread are not based on any one person living or dead...maybe.
Maybe they are.
Children should not view this thread with laces in thier shoes.

-He should be tall and strong and have nice facial features. This is important, women. It'll pass onto your children. Remember that when someone says, "looks don't matter". Um, yes they do. Do u want fugly offspring? Really? Please consider that you may have daughters who'll have get his genes...thus, also check out his mom/sister/female relatives.

-He should totally let u step on his hand if you're wearing your new stillettos that you absolutely CANNOT step in the dirt in....and also, you don't want to appear ladylike while steppin out of a SUV in your lehnga. His hand beneath your foot shows he will be supportive.

-He should not only let you pick the music in the car, but should also d/l Britney Spears/No Doubt just in case you feel like borrowing his Ipod.

-He should always always always pick up his fone at...oh, idk, 4 am...in case you wake up and have a bad dream and are scurred to go back to sleep.

-He should also be available anytime you need him to. He can totally text you if he's in class. He can totally email you/IM you from the library.

-He should understand that shopping is a sacred and revered act. Thus, he shall quietly hold your bags, purse, clothes you have picked out to try on.
*He should not pick out fugly/hoochie clothes and say, "try this on. tis sexy"
*He should not look bored.
*He should join you as you siGh* at outfits you wouldn't buy.

-He should understand that you're his lucky charm.

-He should laugh at your jokes. Cause you're funny. And he gets that.

-He should lovingly massage your feet. If they hurt.

-He should kno what to order but NEVER must he EVER order for you.

ok, i'll be back.

no wonder your BF dumped you

[King Ghidra]

no wonder your BF dumped you

Probably because he was crap at making up sex stories like yourself...

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

I have a strong feeling Amberosia is just begging for domestic abuse when she gets married :rolleyes:

[King Ghidra]

I have a strong feeling Amberosia is just begging for domestic abuse when she gets married :rolleyes:

Dude with the fire in her Belly, she's the one you'll do the abusing...

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

Dude with the fire in her Belly, she's the one you'll do the abusing...


No I would prefer to marry a person who I'd never be in the remotest sense compelled to even raise a hand to.

[Amberosia]

u got a hawt brother :eyebrow:

and suhail hahahah johnny lever is da mayyyyyn :dance3:

ill find u a wifey ...u and fuqreee kukree would be so good togetha, even though hinny would be abit jealous, but ill take care of that :yes:
yes, i believe u'll heart him

[Amberosia]

I have a strong feeling Amberosia is just begging for domestic abuse when she gets married :rolleyes:
only weak men do shit like that. really weak men who lack the intelligence and ability to express themselves eloquently and have to resort to stupid comments such as "you deserve a beating"

disgusting.

[goofy_phoofy]

No I would prefer to marry a person who I'd never be in the remotest sense compelled to even raise a hand to.
no matter what, only a sick person feels forced to raise their hand on someone :rolleyes:

[VolcomG4L]

No I would prefer to marry a person who I'd never be in the remotest sense compelled to even raise a hand to.

:bowdown:

[Amberosia]

Dude with the fire in her Belly, she's the one you'll do the abusing...
this is true. im known to be prone to violence.

[Amberosia]

:bowdown:and then you wonder and ponder and make emo threads bout why i disilike you.

[suhailio]

Dont ignore me zamarai:squint:

[sairus]

only weak men do shit like that. really weak men who lack the intelligence and ability to express themselves eloquently and have to resort to stupid comments such as "you deserve a beating"

disgusting.
gotta agree there, never hit a girl unless its karate sparring. then well I just practice defense.

[King Ghidra]

No I would prefer to marry a person who I'd never be in the remotest sense compelled to even raise a hand to.

That thought shouldn't even enter your mind.

[Amberosia]

gotta agree there, never hit a girl unless its karate sparring. then well I just practice defense.
thank you!

i mean its cute to wrestle and stuff but i hate it when guys think it's amusing to joke bout that kinda shit.

[VolcomG4L]

and then you wonder and ponder and make emo threads bout why i disilike you.

Are you still on about that? :sarb: coz i'm not ... forget it dude... why do you always have to bring it up when you see a post of mine? Just let it go

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

only weak men do shit like that. really weak men who lack the intelligence and ability to express themselves eloquently and have to resort to stupid comments such as "you deserve a beating"

disgusting.


No they dont , a weak man is someone who shows no restraint what so ever. A strong man who having shows restraint but understands that there's a limit to everything.

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

thank you!

i mean its cute to wrestle and stuff but i hate it when guys think it's amusing to joke bout that kinda shit.


See my problem isnt that a man shouldnt hit a woman because HE SHOULDNT as I had clearly stated earlier a I DONT BELIEVE A MAN SHOULD HIT a woman. But there are women out there like YOU who take advantage of society's stigma and try and use that to yield benefit, that goes beyond the limit and basically such people do in fact deserve what they get.

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

gotta agree there, never hit a girl unless its karate sparring. then well I just practice defense.

I agree too I' dont believe in hitting women , BUT there are extenuating circumstances.

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

Dont ignore me zamarai:squint:


LOL ok ok you want me to find you a wife? I dont know anyone for you to marry.

maybe I can ask around

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

no matter what, only a sick person feels forced to raise their hand on someone :rolleyes:


So in other words self defense would be sick in your view , since you said "no matter what".

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

this is true. im known to be prone to violence.


wait a second and then you say only weak people resort to violence?

can we say HYPOCRITE?

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

Are you still on about that? :sarb: coz i'm not ... forget it dude... why do you always have to bring it up when you see a post of mine? Just let it go


Dont worry Amberoisa makes threads like this and in the future she'll be wondering why she's in a battered woman's shelter with a dislocated jaw, of course she will try and use some pre-conditioned rationalization that she's the "Victim of a weak man who couldnt speak eloquently".

Like what's he supposed to do recite poetry?

[Amberosia]

No they dont , a weak man is someone who shows no restraint what so ever. A strong man who having shows restraint but understands that there's a limit to everything.
a strong man knows that he should contol himself. to lose control is to be weak.

the prophet [sm] strongly disliked anger.

[Amberosia]

wait a second and then you say only weak people resort to violence?

can we say HYPOCRITE?frst off, i wasnt talking to you..i was joking with a friend...

second off, i'm not a man. i don't have to restrain myself.

me hitting a guy...is not equal to a guy who's atelast 2x my size, hitting me

[Amberosia]

Dont worry Amberoisa makes threads like this and in the future she'll be wondering why she's in a battered woman's shelter with a dislocated jaw, of course she will try and use some pre-conditioned rationalization that she's the "Victim of a weak man who couldnt speak eloquently".

Like what's he supposed to do recite poetry?
dude, you're a fucked up person..just :gtfo: out of my thread at this point.

because a guy who doesnt hit his woman to prove his point must be a pansy, right? how fuckin deluded are you?

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

a strong man knows that he should contol himself. to lose control is to be weak.

the prophet [sm] strongly disliked anger.

Losing control is showing no restraint what so ever. Doing something after you have shown restraint, is logical.

The prophet(saw) also disliked women who exposed their modesty, strange how you seem to pick and choose. :D

[larki_jatti]

I like dorky nerdy guys. :|

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

dude, you're a fucked up person..just :gtfo: out of my thread at this point.

because a guy who doesnt hit his woman to prove his point must be a pansy, right? how fuckin deluded are you?


No thats not what I said at all , A man should never ever have to hit a woman, BUT obviously there are induviduals like you who try and TAKE ADVANTAGE of that and have free reign and in essence encourage that on themselves.

I look at everything on a induvidual basis.

[misspathani.]

Losing control is showing no restraint what so ever. Doing something after you have shown restraint, is logical.

The prophet(saw) also disliked women who exposed their modesty, strange how you seem to pick and choose. :D

Right.

[Amberosia]

Losing control is showing no restraint what so ever. Doing something after you have shown restraint, is logical.

The prophet(saw) also disliked women who exposed their modesty, strange how you seem to pick and choose. :Dim not exposing my "modesty"...but i cant believe you're trying to argue with me on how it's "ok" to hit someone.


i feel sorry for whatever poor girl ends up with your lameass

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

frst off, i wasnt talking to you..i was joking with a friend...

second off, i'm not a man. i don't have to restrain myself.

me hitting a guy...is not equal to a guy who's atelast 2x my size, hitting me


Thats total hypocrisy, and thats EXACTLY why in some EXTENUATING circumstances people who have the way you think should be dealt with.

[Amberosia]

No thats not what I said at all , A man should never ever have to hit a woman, BUT obviously there are induviduals like you who try and TAKE ADVANTAGE of that and have free reign and in essence encourage that on themselves.

I look at everything on a induvidual basis.
stfu, you don't even know me. so, how dare you make such a condescending remark? you stupid judgemental son of a bitch.

[selina_786]

Thats total hypocrisy, and thats EXACTLY why in some EXTENUATING circumstances people who have the way you think should be dealt with.
By Allah? yes, by man? No.

[Amberosia]

Thats total hypocrisy, and thats EXACTLY why in some EXTENUATING circumstances people who have the way you think should be dealt with.SO, I SHOULD BE HIT BECAUSE I DONT COVER?

just shut up already, u dont kno me and u def wouldnt kno what a true man is supposed to be.

[selina_786]

This thread is heated up big time.. chill ppl.

[AFGHAN_ZMARAI]

im not exposing my "modesty"...but i cant believe you're trying to argue with me on how it's "ok" to hit someone.


i feel sorry for whatever poor girl ends up with your lameass


I didnt say its ok to hit someone dont try and twist my words, I said that INDUVIDUALS who have YOUR MENTALITY basically BRING violence on themselves. You think anyone with any self respect would TOLERATE that rubbish? You live a SHELTERED life.

and wait I recall you throwing up pictures in mini skirts?? Anyways , that says enough