FiStik and Girl Next Door's Woman Appreciation Thread

[FiStiK]

OK.
So there are always these ass kissing threads made by sychophants for the opposite sex.
Now we aren't emo feminist lesbos (although we are sure that with the originality displayed on RD, we will get variations of this) we want to appreciate a select few of the womenfolk here.

Right. So here's why we admire/love/drool-at these girls:
They are smart, funny, and REAL. Of course they're hot, but that's not why we love them, we are girls. If we wanted to get into a girl's pants, we'd get into each others. But we don't. So shuddup. Stop thinking that, you pervs.

Actually, eff it, they are so damn attractive we love them for their hot bods too.

Amberosia
Selina786
Sarkar_jot
That Girl
Alina
Goofy Phoofy

Other crucial elements we took into account:

-They don't possess that bitchiness people with low IQ's have, men or women.
-They make themselves known through their witty posts and original input, not through flaming, picwhoring, or any whoring for that matter.

So sit back and appreciate beeyotches.

[PrOfFaSeE]

fuck bitches
i love my mommy

[selina_786]

You missed out the *8* woman :rant:


How could you do that to me? :( :(

Great thread btw, oh and you missed out Sarkar Jot.. or am I blind?

[ilikecheese]

Thank you for that wonderful first reply. And she said she loves you too.
hope he doesnt kiss her with that mouth :no:

[selina_786]

I'm blind clearly.

[selina_786]

Ladies, can I hit it?
Anytime :eyebrow:


Guy's I think, this really is the wrong thread for y'all.

[madam_jade]

i don't see my name on the list. Must be a typo or something. :dunno:

[PrOfFaSeE]

Thank you for that wonderful first reply. And she said she loves you too.
its all good

im hungry
tell the bitch make me some eggs

[Amberosia]

i appreciate being number 1

both on your list and in life.

you go girls.

anyone feel spice-y?

[FiStiK]

This thread is all about love.
So wimmnz, start kissing each other's asses.
Do it.
Nice.
and.
Slow.

[longjohnsilver]

I hope the both of you study psychology because after this thread a lot of people will need help.


gagaga :sarb:

[PrOfFaSeE]

I like this thread...a lot.
i like women
a lot

[Amberosia]

This thread is all about love.
So wimmnz, start kissing each other's asses.
Do it.
Nice.
and.
Slow.being a skinny bitch, this is as far as i go with "tossin salads"

[FiStiK]

I like this thread...a lot.
I think Girl Next Door and you should start naming your future babies.

[selina_786]

lmao. Indeed. A male appreciation thread is in the works.

Sadly, we have yet to find even one suitable candidate.. :neutral:
:neutral: True say.

[FiStiK]

being a skinny bitch, this is as far as i go with "tossin salads"

GND and I *heart* you.
:love:

[selina_786]

Then this is the thread for you.
You know you're gonna be sticking around too :eyebrow:

:p

[FiStiK]

We don't make typos, actually.
I think you should save a little of that fire for tonight babe.

[Amberosia]

GND and I *heart* you.
:love:thanks.

i heart marc jacobs. and you girlies also, but in a lesbianic way

[FiStiK]

Fistik I never knew you were a lady!..My bad.
:no:
Tis clearly my bad.
I'm going to make a feminine looking sig.
Everyone hold up.

[Amberosia]

this is like a lesbian recruitment thread

ps. im just goin to make random posts now
and again

[selina_786]

Anam quickly, take a picture of your rack! DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME, SON
:rofl:

[FiStiK]

Anam quickly, take a picture of your rack! DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME, SON
IMMA DO IT FOR DA LOVE OF DA GAME POPS!!!

Nah...actually I'll flash you tomorrow if you want.

[FiStiK]

Make it one to savour, as my eyes are closing. :D
That's one really hot image.

[Amberosia]

I love your random posts, don't ever stop. They save threads.

And lives.
if they can take our pride but they cannae take our freedom...n they kill us....well, im just fuckin lost...cause they just took our life...n we need that to have freedom.

[FiStiK]

Fine, I'll let you smack The Ass Next Door
Fack, I think we are giving these homos some kind of lesbo high.

Whatever, woman, I love you for your mind.

[Amberosia]

women>men.

thank the lord, im asexual!

[FiStiK]

Whatever fuels the fire, I say. Use your imagination, children. Just don't let your mother walk in.

Fine. Let's have brain sex.

Fine.

Looks like someone is finally in the mood.

Talk Nerdy To Me.

[dr_sinister1001]

I think it's an established fact, that I, Dr. Sinister, am the queen of RD.

*crowns himself*

:idea:

[selina_786]

:roll: No queens allowed .

[Amberosia]

No no, they can take our freedom but they can't take our pride. They can take our clothes but they cannot take our dignity. They can take our dignity but my ass still owns all of yours, k. :neutral:

^ Slogan for women the morning after a Girls Gone Wild party?



I want freedom fries.you can have my body.........but u'll never have my heart!

ok, quick..gimme ur body!

[CrazyJoker]

ya they pretty good lookin

[FiStiK]

Well thank you ladies. Is this where I begin a little speech or shall I just proceed to shake a body part or two and skip the intellectuals?
We would greatly appreciate a little of both.
I wish we could say we only cared about your mind, but we think you have a really hot body too.
But don't worry, mostly we care about your mind.

[Amberosia]

Yes, subhanAllah for that, and stuff. Though at the moment I'm ?sexualbe assexual too. loving yourself is one.

ps. god masturbates every time u kill a kitten

pps. god is not my god. my god is Allah.

[Chronos]

and how do you femme fatales fancy the idea of a game of twister?

:cool:

[selina_786]

be assexual too. loving yourself is one.

ps. god masturbates every time u kill a kitten

pps. god is not my god. my god is Allah.
Phew.

[*Alina*]

wow


im really flattered :love:

[BigCrazyIndian]

I think WalkTheLine fits your criteria as well.

[Amberosia]

Phew.
who let the dogs out?

who?

[Amberosia]

Twister is Haraam.astakfarullah

[selina_786]

who let the dogs out?

who?Bahahahahahahahhaa..... :shame:

[Chronos]

Twister is Haraam.

only if you touch.

my maulvi said so.

[Amberosia]

Bahahahahahahahhaa..... :shame:why u laughing? i was anticipatin an answer.
it boggles me mind..like where in the world is carmen sandiego?

[the_dark_drag0n]

OK.
So there are always these ass kissing threads made by sychophants for the opposite sex.
Now we aren't emo feminist lesbos (although we are sure that with the originality displayed on RD, we will get variations of this) we want to appreciate a select few of the womenfolk here.

Right. So here's why we admire/love/drool-at these girls:
They are smart, funny, and REAL. Of course they're hot, but that's not why we love them, we are girls. If we wanted to get into a girl's pants, we'd get into each others. But we don't. So shuddup. Stop thinking that, you pervs.

Actually, eff it, they are so damn attractive we love them for their hot bods too.

Amberosia
Selina786
Sarkar_jot
That Girl
Alina
Goofy Phoofy

Other crucial elements we took into account:

-They don't possess that bitchiness people with low IQ's have, men or women.
-They make themselves known through their witty posts and original input, not through flaming, picwhoring, or any whoring for that matter.

So sit back and appreciate beeyotches. :lol:

N00bs :no:

[subaru]

useless...psshhht

nevertheless :Pelvic2:

[FiStiK]

This is your routine FiStik Reminder to APPRECIATE girls.

I like Monica Bellucci because I think she is really hot.
I like Marie Curie because she helped complete the Periodic Table.
I like Margaret Thatcher because I think her rotting body will make tough fertilizer.

NOW YOU GO!

[dr_sinister1001]

Self-proclaimed [drama] queens don't make the cut. K. :neutral:

yah they do k? :mad: :p :neutral: :sarb:

:idea:

[FiStiK]

:lol:

N00bs :no:
Sorry son, my bad.

That should have been:
Undeserved bitchiness.

Now git on out of heeyah, unnerstand. Learn ya lessons and move along naw.

[vikownethu]

Well thank you ladies. Is this where I begin a little speech or shall I just proceed to shake a body part or two and skip the intellectuals?Where have you been Kracka!

[Amberosia]

This is your routine FiStik Reminder to APPRECIATE girls.

I like Monica Bellucci because I think she is really hot.
I like Marie Curie because she helped complete the Periodic Table.
I like Margaret Thatcher because I think her rotting body will make tough fertilizer.

NOW YOU GO!i like jennifer aniston cause she's got tough skin without the tough skin
i like benazir bhutto cause she's a female.
i like sylvia plath cause she wrote mad girl's love song

[BigCrazyIndian]

Hmm... I don't know... she doesn't really walk the line, more like runs it. We were going more for women with grace. Albeit e-grace.

oh..so it's more than intelligent, funny, pretty.

well maybe she can buy some e-grace from the others who may have some extra to spare.

[FiStiK]

oh..so it's more than intelligent, funny, pretty.

well maybe she can buy some e-grace from the others who may have some extra to spare.
This is not a thread for MEN to kiss FEMALE ass.

Please go back and read the original post.

If you have something homoerotic to say, by all means go ahead.

Do ya same sex pimpin' here, or head on out.
;)

[the_dark_drag0n]

Sorry son, my bad.

That should have been:
Undeserved bitchiness.

Now git on out of heeyah, unnerstand. Learn ya lessons and move along naw.No. I am a little child, and therefore I have the right to remain here and bother you more.

Plus, if I get lucky, one of these lovely ladies might get all excited and give me a show. ... I mean...oh what the heck, we all know what I meant.

[Amberosia]

No. I am a little child, and therefore I have the right to remain here and bother you more.

Plus, if I get lucky, one of these lovely ladies might get all excited and give me a show. ... I mean...oh what the heck, we all know what I meant.tell me more, but do it nice and slow.

[sarkar_jot]

Come into my igloo..

I live in an igloo.. :squint:
You're welcome to visit my snow hut anytime..

[FiStiK]

I live in an igloo.. :squint:
You're welcome to visit my snow hut anytime..
DONE and DONE!!!!!!!

[BigCrazyIndian]

This is not a thread for MEN to kiss FEMALE ass.

Please go back and read the original post.

If you have something homoerotic to say, by all means go ahead.

Do ya same sex pimpin' here, or head on out.
;)

I was just making a nomination, that's all.

same sex pimpin?

ok....that the_dark_dragon character, he's like hotness personified. He would burn plasma. Hubba hubba, etc.

[sarkar_jot]

DONE and DONE!!!!!!!

Looks like it's gonna melt....

[FiStiK]

I was just making a nomination, that's all.

same sex pimpin?

ok....that the_dark_dragon character, he's like hotness personified. He would burn plasma. Hubba hubba, etc.
OK, you just be a leetle bit more descriptive, put some jaan into this ish, and we may give you a medal.
You. Big. Crazy.

[Amberosia]

LMFAO.

I like Hazrat Khadijah because she was the embodiment and ultimate example of all that a woman can and should be.
I like Margaret Mead for her contributions to anthropology and social psychology.
I like Oprah because she makes people cry.
i like hazrat aisha cause she stayed true when she was accused of the impossible
i like bibi zainab and bibi sakina, because they held their heads up and stared yazid down
i like uma thurman cause she's tall

[FiStiK]

Well, perhaps you could help her out. I don't have any, and was sadly forced to cut myself from my own list.
Yeah, word.
Y'all should notice how we aren't on there.

[Amberosia]

i like mrs. einestein cause everyone knows she was the one who said e=mc square

i like big butts and i cannot lie

[the_dark_drag0n]

I was just making a nomination, that's all.

same sex pimpin?

ok....that the_dark_dragon character, he's like hotness personified. He would burn plasma. Hubba hubba, etc.Damn straight. What are you chicks waiting for?! Take off your shirts NOW! :x

Notice that I am not kissing female ass. Rather, I am asking for YOU women to please ME.

[BigCrazyIndian]

OK, you just be a leetle bit more descriptive, put some jaan into this ish, and we may give you a medal.
You. Big. Crazy.

can I just plagiarize some hindi love song and post that up to get my medal?

I think you'll agree that no man is worth any more effort than that.

[Amberosia]

Yeah, word.
Y'all should notice how we aren't on there.i'll make a list dont fret

[FiStiK]

can I just plagiarize some hindi love song and post that up to get my medal?

I think you'll agree that no man is worth any more effort than that.
I like how you are sneakily worming your way into our hearts with your anti man comments.
Yes. I agree.

Go on. Do us proud.

[BigCrazyIndian]

Well, perhaps you could help her out. I don't have any, and was sadly forced to cut myself from my own list.

I have no e-grace, I have no real grace. I am big, I am clumsy, I am man.

bam bam.

[the_dark_drag0n]

Shut up. You know the party is always at my Igloo. I have dog-sleds.haha oh shit. Awesome sig.

[FiStiK]

I like how you are sneakily worming your way into our hearts with your anti man comments.
Yes. I agree.

Go on. Do us proud.
Oh shit.
Now I've really opened the Lesbo Pandora's box.
:no:

[FiStiK]

Damn straight. What are you chicks waiting for?! Take off your shirts NOW! :x

Notice that I am not kissing female ass. Rather, I am asking for YOU women to please ME.
You clearly need to be edumacated on the arts of the readings.

Gos and reads! Gos and reads!!!!!

[BigCrazyIndian]

I like how you are sneakily worming your way into our hearts with your anti man comments.
Yes. I agree.

Go on. Do us proud.

Insaan kisee se duniyaan me
Yek baar mohabbat karataa hai
Is dard ko lekar jiitaa hai
Is dard ko lekar marataa hai

Pyaar kiyaa to darnaa kyaa
Jab pyaar kiyaa to darnaa kyaa
Pyaar kiyaa koi chori nahin ki
Pyaar kiyaa
Pyaar kiyaa koi chori nahin ki
Chhuup chhuup aahe bharnaa kyaa
Jab pyaar kiyaa to darnaa kyaa
Pyaar kiyaa to darnaa kyaa
Jab pyaar kiyaa to darnaa kyaa

Contributed by: Tarik E.A.

I fail at plagiarizing :ashamed:.

[FiStiK]

It was inevitable. I hear the vaseline jars opening up. Admit it, men. Admit it.
Yuck-ay.
K. Back to the Wimmenz.

I like women who don't automatically mistrust every other woman and look at her suspiciously because she is hot or smart or funny or gets attention.

[the_dark_drag0n]

Now translate and I'll be impressed.
Why make him go through the trouble? We all know you understand it, and it's all that matters :cool:

[FiStiK]

Did someone say..... edumacation!?

http://www.ucalgary.ca


All ya lurrnin' needs right thurr. Y'all. *chews on a straw* ... *cow moos in the background*
LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!!!!!!

STOP DOING THIS TO ME, bwahahahhahahahahahahahha!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

FACK YOU, I LOVE YOU DAWG, BUT FACK YOU!!

[the_dark_drag0n]

*ghasp* A fair dame who understands teh language of fobs? :love:LMAO YOU FOB. You directly translated that from "gori memsahib" :no:

[FiStiK]

*ghasp* A fair dame who understands teh language of fobs? :love:
You rang? ;)

[FiStiK]

I LIKE A LADY IN THE STREETS BUT A FREAK IN TEH SHEEEETS.

Sorry. Couldn't resist that either.

I like a woman who uses her mind to get to where she's at rather than falling back [selling out] and relying on her looks. And I love a woman who can talk stats to me. MM. :Pelvic2: Anam, come ower baybee

I think we're alone now....

:dance3: Imma comin' ovah, babe. I'll Chi Square that ish anyday and you know it ;)

[FiStiK]

:hand: You ain't no white girl.
That was a trick answer.
'K, now I really am coming over.

[sarkar_jot]

I am woman- hear me roar.

--- Helen Reddy

[FiStiK]

i'll make a list dont fret
:dance3:

This is so sweet.

[the_dark_drag0n]

Because I like making him go through trouble. I get my jollies from it.See! Women are ALL EVIL! EVIIIIIIIIIL! :o

[FiStiK]

No. You always ditch me for my mom because she's hotter :ashamed: You're so shallow.
:Oops:
I'm sorry.
I like older women :ashamed:

Plus your mom is so hot.
:Oops:

[sarkar_jot]

ahahah


rowwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :eyebrow:



PFT!!
You can do better than that!

Like this ..

RRRROOOOOOWWWRRRRR!!!!!!

[FiStiK]

See! Women are ALL EVIL! EVIIIIIIIIIL! :o
Hahhahaha.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
:squint:

[FiStiK]

I really like women who aren't THREATENED by other women. :idea:

:cuddle:

[the_dark_drag0n]

Yeah well I try.

And hey, at least I use my words with him. He just resorts to hitting.Well you should be happy then, he's getting in touch with his Desi side. Punjabi side, to be more precise. :lol:

[FiStiK]

LOL. Well, I'm sure you're aware that desi guys are generally comparable to Neanderthals. They get their point across through grunts and random acts of violence. It's quite endearing, really. <3
It's endearing when you can poke them with sticks behind cages.
LOL, remember that one time....
Just, lol.

[BigCrazyIndian]

Yeah well I try.

And hey, at least I use my words with him. He just resorts to hitting.

I'm working on that.

I only beat children and small, cuddly woodland creatures now.

[FiStiK]

O Rly.



Hey I just bought this, whad'ya think of it?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000632SY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Your Punjabi ass shows me talwars and expects me not to get turned on?

What, is your toque obscuring your vision?

Do you want me to, like, accost you?

[BigCrazyIndian]

You sound like my uncle?

pffft :hand:.

I'm sure that in a given time-period I could beat way more children and woodland creatures than he could.

I gold'ed at the '96 Munich games....just barely missed the world record.

[sarkar_jot]

I really like women who aren't THREATENED by other women. :idea:

:cuddle:




:werd:
I like women who are open-minded enough to understand women from all walks of life- instead of shunning them for their own egocentric reasons.
Not classy. Us sistas shouldn't be puttin each other down.

[FiStiK]

Obviously. What the hell else would you do around me? balle balle.

Believe it or not, I have to go make roti.


PeAcE byTches. [And ladies]
I have to go too :(

Our RD flirt session tonight was gratifying love, thanks.
Maybe a man or two learned something. Here's to optimism.

That's right. I like my women making roti in the kitchen. Go on, now.

[sarkar_jot]

You missed out the *8* woman :rant:


How could you do that to me? :( :(

Great thread btw, oh and you missed out Sarkar Jot.. or am I blind?

:love:

hey girl!
I am gonna be honest.. I think when I first joined.. we both misunderstood each other..and didn't like each other at all! but lately I feel like I'm getting to know you and I can honestly say I am loving our convos..

:hug:

True women appreciate each other's idiosyncrasies and learn from each other.

[sarkar_jot]

I have to go too :(

Our RD flirt session tonight was gratifying love, thanks.
Maybe a man or two learned something. Here's to optimism.

That's right. I like my women making roti in the kitchen. Go on, now.


My bed awaits..
good nite

[keyzersoze]

I have to go too :(

Our RD flirt session tonight was gratifying love, thanks.
Maybe a man or two learned something. Here's to optimism.

That's right. I like my women making roti in the kitchen. Go on, now.


mmmmmmmm...yummy lips ;)

[FiStiK]

Aha the sneak preview..I hope the sig gradually becomes more and more detailed :)
I COMPLETELY MISSED THIS POST!!!

:Oops:

[sarkar_jot]

I think Punjabi_Rani belongs here.
She is super-nice to everyone and has no ego. She has a quiet confidence... What I love about her the most- is that when she needs to fight for what she believes in- she's a FIREACRACKER!! This girl can argue.
And yeah..to top it off.. she's fuckin beautiful.

[sarkar_jot]

omg this got junked. damn the man.

well..none of us have our asses shoved up a mod/admin's ass... no wonder it got junked.

[goofy_phoofy]

why did this get junked ...sarah :love: :buttsex:
LOL oh i thought it was a gnd and fistik appreciation thread ...but u put my name on the list :eek: :kiss:

[goofy_phoofy]

:rofl: Guess what, Anam has a stalker slash marriage proposition.

OH god.



still laughing.

C'mon amz. Lawyer, yes? Ju likey?

ps. I'm leaving for Banff in a few minutes. I'm so excited. I can't wait to walk around the hotel in my bath-robe for no apparent reason. <3

pps. So a bunch of the psych TAs are going on a snowboarding trip to Lake Louise on Sunday. They invited me (?!?!?!?!?). Should I go?

ppps. Kbye.

YES SNOWBOARDING ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS , when u dont crash with a tree and break ur leg, :yes: :kiss: have a nice trippppppppppppppp

[sarkar_jot]

:rofl: Guess what, Anam has a stalker slash marriage proposition.

OH god.



still laughing.

C'mon amz. Lawyer, yes? Ju likey?

ps. I'm leaving for Banff in a few minutes. I'm so excited. I can't wait to walk around the hotel in my bath-robe for no apparent reason. <3

pps. So a bunch of the psych TAs are going on a snowboarding trip to Lake Louise on Sunday. They invited me (?!?!?!?!?). Should I go?

ppps. Kbye.

LOL! I gotta talk to her about that one!

GND- why not? Do you know them? Are they wierd? Cool?
hint- bond with them.. u might need them in the future. (duh)

[FiStiK]

Yes, damn The Man. Why would he junk our thread? I mean, does he have something against us? or me? How could he, it's not like he can read through my PMs or anything....



But now, I have said too much.


:Paper:
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
YOU ARE ON!!!
GET ON MSN!!
WOO!

Sorry about not stalking you sooner :ashamed:

[FiStiK]

It keeps me warm at night.
It makes for sublime eye candy.
Gracias!