Let's be British and have a good ol' whinge about the weather! bbbbrrrr :(

[Zippy Zoolander]

Let's be British and have a good ol' whinge about the weather! bbbbrrrr :(

Make yourselves a cuppa tea, dunk in a couple of digestive biscuits and feel free to use this opportunity to air your frustrations on our effin freezing climate ......................

[s11nyk]

bloody marvelous i must say....

[Zippy Zoolander]

bloody marvelous i must say....


hmmmm, i choose to disagree ......

[s11nyk]

hmmmm, i choose to disagree ......

Notning wrong with at all. The sun is radiantly beaming upon the city of london, the birds are singing.

What more could we ask for.

[Zippy Zoolander]

Notning wrong with at all. The sun is radiantly beaming upon the city of london, the birds are singing.

What more could we ask for.

the reason the birds are singing in london is probably because they've just had yet another successful morning of shitting all over the tourists @ st.pauls

[s11nyk]

the reason the birds are singing in london is probably because they've just had yet another successful morning of shitting all over the tourists @ st.pauls

normally thei shit all over Nelson in trafalguar square, but as it's a no flyzone, maybe they have to pastures anew.

[Zippy Zoolander]

normally thei shit all over Nelson in trafalguar square, but as it's a no flyzone, maybe they have to pastures anew.

ive been tempted to have a wee just behind there at 3am weekend mornings before boarding the night service home ...............saves paying a pound to the bar/club toilet attendants although i do miss out on getting fake eternity aftershave sprayed into my gob and the "free" lollipop

[x_babytee_x]

i hate this weather and the gorai in d office have the flippin a/c on :mad:
but im of to dubai next week
wohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :joy:

[Zippy Zoolander]

i hate this weather and the gorai in d office have the flippin a/c on :mad:
but im of to dubai next week
wohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :joy:


im coming with you dude!

[x_babytee_x]

im coming with you dude!
u wish :giggle:
i cnt wait gna sit ma backside on d beach all day in the hot hottttttt sun :love:

[youkickedmydog]

i would love to but my british accent is transparent and horrible.

:hs:

[s11nyk]

ive been tempted to have a wee just behind there at 3am weekend mornings before boarding the night service home ...............saves paying a pound to the bar/club toilet attendants although i do miss out on getting fake eternity aftershave sprayed into my gob and the "free" lollipop


you tight git, they work so hard for those tip..."paper towel sir"..........yes they spent fortunes on going to school learning the english phrase......"soap"...and take awy the lolipops for free....

i at least tip them all the copper coins i can find in my pocket........:rofl:

[s11nyk]

u wish :giggle:
i cnt wait gna sit ma backside on d beach all day in the hot hottttttt sun :love:

just make sure you have atowel underneath that backside, as i hear the sand is socrching hot........other wise you gonna blister like and orange peel.

[Zippy Zoolander]

u wish :giggle:
i cnt wait gna sit ma backside on d beach all day in the hot hottttttt sun :love:


:( ......... please can i come ? im an expert at sitting on my backside, i'll teach u all there is to know about it

[Zippy Zoolander]

you tight git, they work so hard for those tip..."paper towel sir"..........yes they spent fortunes on going to school learning the english phrase......"soap"...and take awy the lolipops for free....

i at least tip them all the copper coins i can find in my pocket........:rofl:


hehe! .....yeh! educated bunch of effin rufugees aint they!

[Zippy Zoolander]

i would love to but my british accent is transparent and horrible.

:hs:

just begin ur sentences with an "ahem" ... "yes, quite right" and your well on your way to being as brit as they come

[King Ghidra]

I Love Snow......snowy....

[youkickedmydog]

ahem. hows this, old chum?

[King Ghidra]

Not quite right, but you're getting the hang of it, fine Sir..Anywho Tally ho...

[Zippy Zoolander]

I Love Snow......snowy....

yeh snow is awrite i suppose, but not when its in the form of a ball and its hurled at you by gang of spotty faced 13 year olds at 125 break horse power, i tend to have issues with snow then

[youkickedmydog]

lol, read my posts in this thread. http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=146303

[King Ghidra]

yeh snow is awrite i suppose, but not when its in the form of a ball and its hurled at you by gang of spotty faced 13 year olds at 125 break horse power, i tend to have issues with snow then


Yeah i always found that if you stop the car and reverse it normally shits them up...

[Zippy Zoolander]

ahem. hows this, old chum?


quality!!!!! ........ you should be the queen of england

[Zippy Zoolander]

Yeah i always found that if you stop the car and reverse it normally shits them up...


my cars shit!!!! put it in reverse, the passenger side back door falls off!

[King Ghidra]

my cars shit!!!! put it in reverse, the passenger side back door falls off!

That's not shit, that's called emergency stop...

[youkickedmydog]

quality!!!!! ........ you should be the queen of england

indeed

[Zippy Zoolander]

That's not shit, that's called emergency stop...

hahaha!!! i like it!! i'll tell that to the MOT man, next time he tries failing me!!!

[King Ghidra]

hahaha!!! i like it!! i'll tell that to the MOT man, next time he tries failing me!!!

Well i always found giving head is a good way to pass a MOT....

[Zippy Zoolander]

Well i always found giving head is a good way to pass a MOT....


well, we all have our own opinions i supose! :sarb:

[King Ghidra]

It's only gay if you give it.......

[x_babytee_x]

just make sure you have atowel underneath that backside, as i hear the sand is socrching hot........other wise you gonna blister like and orange peel.

did that happen 2 u? :neutral:

[x_babytee_x]

:( ......... please can i come ? im an expert at sitting on my backside, i'll teach u all there is to know about it
professional bum :lol:

[Zippy Zoolander]

professional bum :lol:

that i am my fair lady, that i am!

[Zippy Zoolander]

i retract my earlier comment about whinging about the weather! just went ut for an hour or two for a crooze in me mota and the suns been shining throughout!! woohoo!!!