I got dumped coz my boobs sag like 2 aubergines

[**bambina**]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.

[hindu_heat]

what the hell are aubergines

[coolguy_127]

:p :p :p and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.

[BigCrazyIndian]

sounds like beastiality without the legality issues.

I'll take you!
Just don't expect me to be faithful.

[Echelon]

I'm not surprised, you little skank.

[doaly69]

what the hell are aubergines

http://www.5aday.gov/tools/assets/photos/eggplant.jpg

.

[doaly69]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.

i'l take u long as u like a ladoo or 2

[**bambina**]

what the hell are aubergines


small eggplants.... and i am emphasising the *small*

[hindu_heat]

ohhh thats an eggplant :(

[notoriou$punjabi]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.
a housekeeper needed in montreal, quebec

cleaning cooking n fuckin upon request

holla

[coolguy_127]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.
lez celebrate valentines day 2dai

[**bambina**]

sounds like beastiality without the legality issues.

I'll take you!
Just don't expect me to be faithful.

as long as you dont come home everynight smelling like a girl and lipstick marks on your shirt... and ofcourse dont say *i have a headache* everytime i want to make love.

[al-capone]

arhhhh well ill take u cos i think u are blaging, i think u are probably really fit.

[**bambina**]

I'm not surprised, you little skank.


i know you want me more then anyone else on this site.

[**bambina**]

a housekeeper needed in montreal, quebec

cleaning cooking n fuckin upon request

holla


whats the pay like?

[boredatwork]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.

Worse looking women have rejected me so yeah i will give you a go. Even you couldnt cook, clean and nagged.

[**bambina**]

lez celebrate valentines day 2dai


well i like to celebrate valentines day everyday.

[coolguy_127]

well i like to celebrate valentines day everyday.
do i have 2 buy u gifts everyday?

[**bambina**]

arhhhh well ill take u cos i think u are blaging, i think u are probably really fit.


ask the guy who dumped me, he mght not agree with you.

[notoriou$punjabi]

whats the pay like?
we can work that out since i need a housekeeper badly

[Felonius Monk]

Whats the status on your ass?

[**bambina**]

Worse looking women have rejected me so yeah i will give you a go. Even you couldnt cook, clean and nagged.


well... i dont really like rejects... i have some standards



(do leave me your number just incase)

[**bambina**]

do i have 2 buy u gifts everyday?


well not really... once a week will do.

[al-capone]

whats your face like, cos a bit of a boob job & laser treatment & u can be definately mine :D

[<3 butterfly <3]

i'll lift em up for you.

[**bambina**]

we can work that out since i need a housekeeper badly


i need to negociate the pay first!

[BigCrazyIndian]

as long as you dont come home everynight smelling like a girl and lipstick marks on your shirt... and ofcourse dont say *i have a headache* everytime i want to make love.

I think I can deal with that. Just try to make sure you don't smell too musky, a little bit is ok. And I'll get you some of that pet shampoo that'll leave your coat nice and shiny.

and don't worry, there won't be any headaches as long as you have a post-"love making" meal ready.

[**bambina**]

Whats the status on your ass?


very fine ;)

[notoriou$punjabi]

i need to negociate the pay first!
2000.00 RS per week

aaaight ?

[**bambina**]

whats your face like, cos a bit of a boob job & laser treatment & u can definately mine :D


like ET without make up. i know, truly beautiful.

[Felonius Monk]

very fine ;)
Right. I'll take you in, but you have to sleep in the garage on weekends.

[**bambina**]

i'll lift em up for you.

well.. someone already tried, didnt work...

[**bambina**]

I think I can deal with that. Just try to make sure you don't smell too musky, a little bit is ok. And I'll get you some of that pet shampoo that'll leave your coat nice and shiny.

and don't worry, there won't be any headaches as long as you have a post-"love making" meal ready.


and will have your pre and post *love making* meal ready. and i am allergic to pet shampoo.... will you plat my tummy hair for me at night? i find it therapeutic.

[**bambina**]

2000.00 RS per week

aaaight ?


how much is that in british pounds?

[OYE_PAGAL]

Are you serious:neutral:

[al-capone]

like ET without make up. i know, truly beautiful.
well u definately won me over.

[**bambina**]

Right. I'll take you in, but you have to sleep in the garage on weekends.


i dont work weekends anyways.

[**bambina**]

Are you serious:neutral:


why is there something wrong with me?

[<3 butterfly <3]

well.. someone already tried, didnt work...
my hands are uber strong. :yes:

[**bambina**]

well u definately won me over.


i thought i would, i mean i am irresistable....

[OYE_PAGAL]

why is there something wrong with me?
Im just asking if the statement your making of yourself is true

[**bambina**]

my hands are uber strong. :yes:

i might not have any boobs left after your finished with them then :neutral:

[**bambina**]

Im just asking if the statement your making of yourself is true


would i ever give false information about myself on RD..... i am way too loyal to this site.

[boredatwork]

well... i dont really like rejects... i have some standards



(do leave me your number just incase)

Ouch. My last gf dumped me for the same reason your bf dumped you. But you still have no sympathy for me. :(

[coolguy_127]

well not really... once a week will do.
all i can give u is love and maybe hugs and maybe kisses so doe sthat work?

[CrazyJoker]

relationships are gay..

[BigCrazyIndian]

and will have your pre and post *love making* meal ready. and i am allergic to pet shampoo.... will you plat my tummy hair for me at night? i find it therapeutic.

we might as well have a during *love making meal* too, I promise to keep the food out of your belly hair.

but I thought you'd be sleeping on the floor? I'll go as far as braiding your tummy-hair once a week.

[**bambina**]

Ouch. My last gf dumped me for the same reason your bf dumped you. But you still have no sympathy for me. :(


i dont have any sympathy for either, maybe some empathy.... do u like getting your tummy hair plated too?

[**bambina**]

all i can give u is love and maybe hugs and maybe kisses so doe sthat work?


cheapskate!

[al-capone]

i thought i would, i mean i am irresistable....

yup, would love to tickle that hairy belly & u can use your saggy breast for sweeping the floor while you walk. lol

[<3 butterfly <3]

i might not have any boobs left after your finished with them then :neutral:
strong but gentle ;)

[coolguy_127]

cheapskate!
wateva happened 2 love is life lol

[boredatwork]

i dont have any sympathy for either, maybe some empathy.... do u like getting your tummy hair plated too?

tummy hair i can do myself, but would appreciate any help in getting my bum hair plated.

[**bambina**]

we might has have a during *love making meal* too, I promise to keep the food out of your belly hair.

but I thought you'd be sleeping on the floor? I'll go as far as braiding your tummy-hair once a week.


ok fine, we will have the in between meals too... and you can gladly burp freely while the *love making* is going on. just dont pick your nose.

if you braid my tummy hair once a week, i will wash it once a week too.

[limpfaraz]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.
i have a hairy stomach too

maybe we're related

[s11nyk]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.


You sound like a good catch.

But unforunately i am not an aubergine lover...........cant stand them.

sorry :kiss:

[OYE_PAGAL]

would i ever give false information about myself on RD..... i am way too loyal to this site.
Ahan i see..well i dont want to be mean or what ever but the information your giving is amusing :p

[BigCrazyIndian]

ok fine, we will have the in between meals too... and you can gladly burp freely while the *love making* is going on. just dont pick your nose.

if you braid my tummy hair once a week, i will wash it once a week too.

I can see that you're a freak in the sack if you allow burping. But you're classy enough not to allow the passing of other gases.

how about a tummy wax once per year. maybe even get the stubble in your cleavage.

[**bambina**]

yup, would love to tickle that hairy belly & u can use your saggy breast for sweeping the floor while you walk. lol

how romantic! sounds almost perfect!

[**bambina**]

strong but gentle ;)


strong and hard
slow and easy
heart and soul
soooooo completely
i luuuuuuurrrrrrrvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee
the way you love me.

[boredatwork]

I can see that you're a freak in the sack if you allow burping. But you're classy enough not to allow the passing of other gases.

how about a tummy wax once per year. maybe even get the stubble in your cleavage.

You cant try and change a perfect woman. You just gotta appreciate her beauty.

[**bambina**]

wateva happened 2 love is life lol


diamonds are a girls best friend!

[<3 butterfly <3]

strong and hard
slow and easy
heart and soul
soooooo completely
i luuuuuuurrrrrrrvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee
the way you love me.
hold your horses. :p

[coolguy_127]

diamonds are a girls best friend!amrikan diamonds r they kewl 2

[Adnan786]

and will have your pre and post *love making* meal ready. and i am allergic to pet shampoo.... will you plat my tummy hair for me at night? i find it therapeutic.


what more could you ask for in a woman, besides being miss presley (long side burns)

[al-capone]

how romantic! sounds almost perfect!

owww almost, ok i forgot to say i would give u the pleasure of making love to me. NOW is it perfect

[m_o_i_z]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.

Points noted!

*goes away to re-do the sketch*

[al-capone]

how romantic! sounds almost perfect!

owww almost, ok i forgot to say i would give u the pleasure of making love to me. NOW is it perfect

[**bambina**]

tummy hair i can do myself, but would appreciate any help in getting my bum hair plated.

i am sure theres a guy out there willing to help.

[**bambina**]

i have a hairy stomach too

maybe we're related

i doubt it, u dont look like ET

[MrCanuck]

pic?

[**bambina**]

You sound like a good catch.

But unforunately i am not an aubergine lover...........cant stand them.

sorry :kiss:

you really dont know what ur missing :hand:

[bora]

are u being serious?
how old are u?
ever heard of a push up bra

[Loose]

well, my gf told me the other day that A: she's married and B: that her ex bf had a 9 inch penis and my 7 inches doesn't cut it for her. Yay.

[**bambina**]

Ahan i see..well i dont want to be mean or what ever but the information your giving is amusing :p


amusing - yep thats me.

[**bambina**]

I can see that you're a freak in the sack if you allow burping. But you're classy enough not to allow the passing of other gases.

how about a tummy wax once per year. maybe even get the stubble in your cleavage.


freak and classy, yes that me... ur getting to know me well.

i already have stubble on my cleavage. and acne on my back.

[**bambina**]

owww almost, ok i forgot to say i would give u the pleasure of making love to me. NOW is it perfect


arent i a lucky lucky lucky girl!

[**bambina**]

Points noted!

*goes away to re-do the sketch*

oh god... i cant wait to see what this is gonna look like!

[**bambina**]

well, my gf told me the other day that A: she's married and B: that her ex bf had a 9 inch penis and my 7 inches doesn't cut it for her. Yay.


i am sure theres a girl or guy out there who will appreciate your 7 inch penis. never ever lose hope.

[**bambina**]

lemme tie my stomach hair to yours and do the boogie woogie.


oh yeah! then we can

*get down on it, come on yeah, get down on it*

[**bambina**]

btw..r u blonde?
i mean... all over? :eyebrow:

no, but i can surely go blonde all over if you want.

[**bambina**]

how enticing :buttsex:

yep and i am tanned all over too :p

[boredatwork]

i am sure theres a guy out there willing to help.

You would be surprised how hard it is to find a guy to do this. I asked at gym shower and people looked at me like i was some weirdo.

I need you baby, we would be perfect. I want go out with a real woman. I am sick of dating models who just play with my man boobs, run their hands thru my bum hair and then dump me. They leave me feeling dirty and used. :(

[**bambina**]

You would be surprised how hard it is to find a guy to do this. I asked at gym shower and people looked at me like i was some weirdo.

I need you baby, we would be perfect. I want go out with a real woman. I am sick of dating models who just play with my man boobs, run their hands thru my bum hair and then dump me. They leave me feeling dirty and used. :(


awwwww :hug: well u can plat my hair and i will plat urs ok? i will give it different styles too....

[**bambina**]

nude beaches :no:
tht's an addon though...


roof top my friend, roof top!

[**bambina**]

i bet many ppl climb up to repair their satellite dish in ur neighbourhood...

and they bring their camera.

[STYLE GOD]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.

For real? Hmm I can have you as my 2nd wife to do the cleaning, cooking, doesn't nag, well behaved while I spend most of my time with my 1st one and even in bed. You can have a little room by the kitchen just like Alice from the Brady Bunch. Deal?

[mhali39]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.

you can be the maid

[**bambina**]

For real? Hmm I can have you as my 2nd wife to do the cleaning, cooking, doesn't nag, well behaved while I spend most of my time with my 1st one and even in bed. You can have a little room by the kitchen just like Alice from the Brady Bunch. Deal?

i dont like being 2nd :hand:

i rather offer all my services to someone who appreciate me and my precious body....

i am very fine work of art!

[**bambina**]

you can be the maid


i need pleasure too.

[longjohnsilver]

I know what this is. Reverse psychology. So other girls come forward and admit they have hairy stomachs and elongated eggplant boobies plus a special bonus feature on top of that.... clever idea...who knows what the special feature might be? Perhaps a freak set of labia to go windsurfing with on a summer day...who knows

[alphaPAKI]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.
as a matter of fact im grilling some eggplant right now

:chew:

[**bambina**]

as a matter of fact im grilling some eggplant right now

:chew:


and there i was thinking its realy hot, but in actual fact, my boobies are on fire!

[OYE_PAGAL]

amusing - yep thats me.
I guess so :) ...you got people posting on your threads

[alphaPAKI]

and there i was thinking its realy hot, but in actual fact, my boobies are on fire!
brings out the flavour

even better when topped with chaat masala :chew:

[**bambina**]

I guess so :) ...you got people posting on your threads


:lol:

[**bambina**]

this thread is really a success already...the only thing now we need is pics.


well i am not gonna show everyone... maybe i can show u my perosnal portfolio :eyebrow:

[al-capone]

arent i a lucky lucky lucky girl!

but thats only if u keep your brar on & wax your tummy

[**bambina**]

brings out the flavour

even better when topped with chaat masala :chew:


:mad: :mad: :mad:

[coolguy_127]

well i am not gonna show everyone... maybe i can show u my perosnal portfolio :eyebrow:
u shd show me 2 :mad:

[**bambina**]

but thats only if u keep your brar on & wax your tummy


:hand: your suppose to take me for who i am and what i am......

[**bambina**]

u shd show me 2 :mad:


what do i get out of showing you? ur not buying me diamonds.

[al-capone]

:hand: your suppose to take me for who i am and what i am......
owww ok just make sure we have the lights of then & u said u look like ET so dont be glowing that finger in the dark either

[**bambina**]

owww ok just make sure we have the lights of then & u said u look like ET so dont be glowing that finger in the dark either

glow in dark stuff is fun!

[suhailio]

Oh wkd, i was eating their, bastud:anger:

[**bambina**]

Oh wkd, i was eating their, bastud:anger:


now i can eat your food as u dont want it :D

[suhailio]

now i can eat your food as u dont want it :D

no, i guess il just have to carry on eating with the thought of your saggy titties in mind :no:

[**bambina**]

no, i guess il just have to carry on eating with the thought of your saggy titties in mind :no:


why put urself thru that... just gimme your food...

[misspathani.]

and i have a hairy stomach....

does anyone else here want me?

i can cook, clean, i dont nag, i am well behaved and i do as i am told.
lol :neutral: ..nah you're joking :D

[suhailio]

why put urself thru that... just gimme your food...

Im hungry mayn..

just had a subway and some crips, still starving...im gna hit domino's now i think.

[al-capone]

glow in dark stuff is fun!


sure is, hmmmm illuminasant g strings for u
what stuff u reffering to??

[**bambina**]

lol :neutral: ..nah you're joking :D

i might be, i might be not.

[**bambina**]

Im hungry mayn..

just had a subway and some crips, still starving...im gna hit domino's now i think.


oh man, i am hungry now... i have cheesey bread fingers left over from yesturday....

[**bambina**]

sure is, hmmmm illuminasant g strings for u
what stuff u reffering to??


oh oh alot of other things...

[al-capone]

oh oh alot of other things...

u soundin a bit kinky now, what like some ann summers stuf???

so what u really look like??

[suhailio]

oh man, i am hungry now... i have cheesey bread fingers left over from yesturday....

Back from Domino's

Tuna sweetcorn with jalapeno pizza:yum:

[HeAvYmAcHiNeGuN]

try to get IMPLANTS

[Desi MC]

:hug:

[al-capone]

am all eyes :eyebrow:


this msg is for bambina-sorry dude

hay dont 4 get me to after all those compliments :boink:

[**bambina**]

am all eyes :eyebrow:


just to let you know, i am a very fine work of art!

[**bambina**]

this msg is for bambina-sorry dude

hay dont 4 get me to after all those compliments :boink:


oh ofcourse how can i!

[al-capone]

oh ofcourse how can i!
i wana see ur portfolio to :dance3: can i can i can i pls. i wana see the aubergens :eek2:

[**bambina**]

i wana see ur portfolio to :dance3: can i can i can i pls. i wana see the aubergens :eek2:


yeah, i am just photoshopping them.... bare with me... :p

[al-capone]

yeah, i am just photoshopping them.... bare with me... :p
its home time guess ill see them tommorow
by lil bambina

ciao

[**bambina**]

its home time guess ill see them tommorow
by lil bambina

ciao

ciao bello....

:wavey:

[**bambina**]

i'm a great admirer of The Art.


thats good, coz only sumone who appreciates art will appreciate me!

[**bambina**]

:hyper: i vant i vant

dont worry u will get.

just need to ask, your over 18 right?

[**bambina**]

i'm well above 18 and just below 25 ...if that falls in your 'to-do' list.


its just that my pics are certificated for over 18's only.

[**bambina**]

..bring em on :buttsex:


didnt u get them yet? :p

p.s. i know i am really hot, just dont make a fuss about it on RD ok?

[**bambina**]

i'm not into sharing 'fine pieces of art'.


thats great. so what do u think of my pics? ;)

[**bambina**]

u mean the ones i haven't received as of yet? yeah they're superhot...


i am glad u agree that the pics are superhot.

[Loose]

i am sure theres a girl or guy out there who will appreciate your 7 inch penis. never ever lose hope.


Or guy? Geeeeeeeeeez, you kiss ONE DUDE just ONE TIME and you're labeled for life!

[jaan5226]

eww no
there is a book called "Magic of Thinking Big" read it it might help you :)

[WonkaBear]

Ill have ya bambina... :p

[OYE_PAGAL]

:lol:
Wowzers damn this tread is still going on
Keep it up :p

[**bambina**]

Or guy? Geeeeeeeeeez, you kiss ONE DUDE just ONE TIME and you're labeled for life!


well it cant be that bad can it? by the looks of it, half the world is at it!

[**bambina**]

anyone who doesn't agree wud be an ignorant fool. look at that fine ass :buttsex:

awww :hug: u like my butt? :naughty:

[**bambina**]

Ill have ya bambina... :p


really? how would u like me? :p

[**bambina**]

Wowzers damn this tread is still going on
Keep it up :p


:yes:

[OYE_PAGAL]

:yes:
Kwel so did you find neone ??

[**bambina**]

Kwel so did you find neone ??

i have a few applicants.