your 1st girlfriend/boyfriend

[yussi]

who was ur 1st boy/girlfriend.. how old wer u wen u got 2gevaaaaaaaa??

[RacingSoul]

yusiiii, go have sum lusssiii!

[yussi]

yusiiii, go have sum lusssiii!
why? its cold outsyd

[nikefc7]

17 aint had one yet dont plan to till im married

[nikefc7]

17 aint had one yet dont plan to till im married

with my wife i meant no affiars!

[Roshii]

why the fuck do you care?

[Roshii]

17 aint had one yet dont plan to till im married
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Roshii]

love comes after marriage :D

kthxbye

[nikefc7]

how old you roshi! :D

[Roshii]

how old you roshi! :D
i'm 16 :D
i know i look younger, but it's cos i have a baby face :giggle:

[jaan5226]

some fineass hispanic chick... she was a freak
i was 15

[nikefc7]

i'm 16
i know i look younger, but it's cos i have a baby face

wait till you see mine then :kiss:

[Roshii]

wait till you see mine then :kiss:
awww
well i have to go now, i'll see you later.
bye tc :hug:

[Sw33tn3zZ]

i was erm 14. this white kid name brian. dat bitch was sexy :boink:

[priyesh]

i never had a gf :( guess no-one wants me :p

[nikefc7]

sooooo yusssi??? wot about you???? answer your own question?

[Sw33tn3zZ]

i never had a gf :( guess no-one wants me :p
how bout a bf?

[priyesh]

how bout a bf?

:rolleyes: no thanx :p

[yussi]

sooooo yusssi??? wot about you???? answer your own question?
lol believe me i reli wud loove too.. but ma sis checks these forums out 4 me., chekin wot i ryt n dat... :rolleyes: neeeway yeh ima ansa it.. ok i was 10/11 she was a sikh kuri.. aww bless her....
continue...

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

who was ur 1st boy/girlfriend.. how old wer u wen u got 2gevaaaaaaaa??

What the fuck is with all these gay threads youre creating? Grow some fucking balls.

[Roshii]

What the fuck is with all these gay threads youre creating? Grow some fucking balls.
hahah so true
how are ya?
i saw ur baby pic - so cute

[occasionalmisfit]

What the fuck is with all these gay threads youre creating? Grow some fucking balls.


OI! What happened to subtlety? Or is the crack finally, finally getting to you?

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

hahah so true
how are ya?
i saw ur baby pic - so cute

Not bad thanks, yourself?

Tell me something i dont know.

[Roshii]

Not bad thanks, yourself?

Tell me something i dont know.
i'm ok...
i sent you two usernotes :D
but you have to ask someone else to view them...

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

OI! What happened to subtlety? Or is the crack finally, finally getting to you?

What happened to our date in the park?

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

i'm ok...
i sent you two usernotes :D
but you have to ask someone else to view them...

How many user notes have i got?

[Roshii]

How many user notes have i got?
you have 5
you're quite popular

:D

how many do i have?
i think i have like none :(
i wish i was e-popular :p

[occasionalmisfit]

What happened to our date in the park?


You took my dad (up the back door) instead :( Way to hit a nerve, asshole.

[occasionalmisfit]

you have 5
you're quite popular

:D

how many do i have?
i think i have like none :(
i wish i was e-popular :p


You have two! From Akuza and Romeo. Go you :D

[~GuJu PriNceSs~]

i waz 16...biggest mistake of mi life sayin yes. :neutral:

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

you have 5
you're quite popular

:D

how many do i have?
i think i have like none :(
i wish i was e-popular :p

You have two. Both from pansies.

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

You took my dad (up the back door) instead :( Way to hit a nerve, asshole.

Youve just gone onto a whole new level. Im worried for you.

[shafmiah]

Man these threads are wack! Asian people luv to gossip and find out about the next asian person when will this madness stop! anyway what this man gona do knowin who i been checkin?

[occasionalmisfit]

Youve just gone onto a whole new level. Im worried for you.


I love you so much! I want to break your spine down so I can move in.

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

I love you so much! I want to break your spine down so I can move in.

Do you love me enough to suck my toes?

[occasionalmisfit]

Man these threads are wack! Asian people luv to gossip and find out about the next asian person when will this madness stop! anyway what this man gona do knowin who i been checkin?


:rofl: The horror! The cruelty!

[occasionalmisfit]

Do you love me enough to suck my toes?


I think we're way past that level :yes: So what you saying about the spine thing? I'll live above your colon :love:

[shafmiah]

:rofl: The horror! The cruelty!

I c u got big a funny bone :p

[occasionalmisfit]

I c u got big a funny bone :p


I've got A big bone... wanna see? :eyebrow:

I'll take you to the boneyard ;)

[shafmiah]

I've got A big bone... wanna see? :eyebrow:

I'll take you to the boneyard ;)

Id luv to go, when can u take me?

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

I think we're way past that level :yes: So what you saying about the spine thing? I'll live above your colon :love:

Sounds like a plan. You can tickle my rectum from the inside.

[Roshii]

You have two. Both from pansies.
lol you're nice
so..whereabouts do you live in London?

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

lol you're nice
so..whereabouts do you live in London?

Im actually from Africa.

[occasionalmisfit]

Id luv to go, when can u take me?


Whenever you feel like getting bummed by a girl with a 12" dildo.

*I lie. It's actually my penis :ashamed:

[Roshii]

Im actually from Africa.
:rolleyes:
well why does your location say 'London?'

so gay

[Roshii]

Whenever you feel like getting bummed by a girl with a 12" dildo.
:rofl:

you make me laugh with your wacky sense of humour

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

:rolleyes:
well why does your location say 'London?'

so gay

Theres a 'London' in Somalia.

[shafmiah]

Whenever you feel like getting bummed by a girl with a 12" dildo.

*I lie. It's actually my penis :ashamed:

New experience, but hey dont they say lifes short, just because u asked i will say yes

[Roshii]

Theres a 'London' in Somalia.
no there isnt
and stop posting in the UK forum biatch

[shafmiah]

no there isnt
and stop posting in the UK forum biatch

Ouch! :dance3:

[Roshii]

Ouch! :dance3:
i love him really
i like it when he plays hard to get :love:

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

no there isnt
and stop posting in the UK forum biatch

You racist. Im from Ealing-ish.

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

How many days after the 'best before' date can you still eat food?

[Roshii]

You racist. Im from Ealing-ish.
you're very close to me
but i will not disclose my whereabouts

yeah i'm racist and whut *****?

[Roshii]

How many days after the 'best before' date can you still eat food?
6 months

then you die hahahahahaa

[shafmiah]

i love him really
i like it when he plays hard to get :love:

So where is pleasantville id like to go it sounds pleasant excuse the pun

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

you're very close to me
but i will not disclose my whereabouts

yeah i'm racist and whut *****?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

[ElDiablo]

i cant say cuz my mum checks all my posts.

[Roshii]

Who the fuck do you think you are?
dont hate on me hater

[Roshii]

So where is pleasantville id like to go it sounds pleasant excuse the pun
watch the movie ....

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

dont hate on me hater

Then from now on you will be known as the girl from Southall.

[Roshii]

Then from now on you will be known as the girl from Southall.
ewww
i'm not from southall
im from somewhere worse than southhall
just guess bizatch

[suhailio]

my first boyfriend was this guy.....ok fuk dat

ill tell you about my first girlfriend

she was a girl called Selina, very sweet and very sexy.
was with her for 18 months then it came to a end:ashamed:

ok thnx bye
:wavey:

[SillyKitty]

who was ur 1st boy/girlfriend.. how old wer u wen u got 2gevaaaaaaaa??


Mauri..

hes half colombian.. half french..

i was 15

[shafmiah]

Mauri..

hes half colombian.. half french..

i was 15

how old are u now?

[twisted_heat]

My first and only girlfriend was called Porn.

I met her around the age of 8, but didnt really get to know her 'till I was about 12. That's when I really fell in love.

I was so much in love, sometimes I would throw up. Then I realised that was just me cumming.

I've never met her in real life, only through the information highway. She changes all the time. Sometimes shes white, sometimes asian, sometimes black. Sometimes fat, slim, short, skinny, you name it, shes been it.

She agrees to threesomes all the time, so its always her, me and Mrs. Palmer. Love connection baby.

[SillyKitty]

how old are u now?
;) that for me to know.. and for every one to guess..

[suhailio]

Mauri..

hes half colombian.. half french..

i was 15

:kiss:

[SillyKitty]

:kiss:
awwwwwwwww

Soo cuute :tears:

:cuddle:

[ElDiablo]

My first and only girlfriend was called Porn.

I met her around the age of 8, but didnt really get to know her 'till I was about 12. That's when I really fell in love.

I was so much in love, sometimes I would throw up. Then I realised that was just me cumming.

I've never met her in real life, only through the information highway. She changes all the time. Sometimes shes white, sometimes asian, sometimes black. Sometimes fat, slim, short, skinny, you name it, shes been it.

She agrees to threesomes all the time, so its always her, me and Mrs. Palmer. Love connection baby.

i lost my virginity to porn

[twisted_heat]

i lost my virginity to porn

I was raped by it... :p

Didn't even hear it coming (no pun intended)

[cutedesi4eva]

who was ur 1st boy/girlfriend.. how old wer u wen u got 2gevaaaaaaaa??
I haven't had my 1st bf yet... :neutral:

[priyesh]

I haven't had my 1st bf yet... :neutral:

ur too hot not to have a bf :p

[ElDiablo]

I was raped by it... :p

Didn't even hear it coming (no pun intended)

you were just flipping channels and WHAM out of the blue, it pounced on you.


:no:

[cutedesi4eva]

ur too hot not to have a bf :p
haha thanks..but i've liked so many guys they just never went for me..oh wells

[RacingSoul]

love comes after marriage :D

kthxbye

so does divorce *ahem*

[tinomack]

who was ur 1st boy/girlfriend.. how old wer u wen u got 2gevaaaaaaaa??

are you a girl? wtf is 2gevaaa

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

ewww
i'm not from southall
im from somewhere worse than southhall
just guess bizatch

Harrow? Wembley? Acton? Harlesden? Neasden? Willesden?

[2pakaveli]

why the fuck do you care?
:love:

[princeofkolkata]

i'm 16 :D
i know i look younger, but it's cos i have a baby face :giggle:
oh plz u look 20 :neutral:

[harsha.dot]

Alot of crushes.. in my life, but no gf yet, because . i was travelling alot and mind set on other goals ( becoming successfull )

[_NoMi_]

i was 18 when i had my first gf...bengali girl.

lasted 3 1/2 years

[jassika]

you should atleast be an adult before u do. like 18 not as kids yuck

[BoO bOo]

my first bf was when i was 14 and he was 18. we went out for 2 monthz and than i dumped him. i felt bad coz he cried but life moves on. today m 17 and he still tries to get bak with me. but he wasnt my first love. i barely liked him :neutral:

[ElDiablo]

my first bf was when i was 14 and he was 18. we went out for 2 monthz and than i dumped him. i felt bad coz he cried but life moves on. today m 17 and he still tries to get bak with me. but he wasnt my first love. i barely liked him :neutral:

haha you cool bitch

you dumped HIM

he was 18

i bet you took his virginity aswell.

Youuuu big Tart youuuu.

[celio]

i dnt knw who ma first gal frend was...asked both of em out on the same day..and i was 15...both of em cud share the prize i guess..lolz..yeh and it lasted for a month...found out they were family frends...ran wid ma life!

[BoO bOo]

haha you cool bitch

you dumped HIM

he was 18

i bet you took his virginity aswell.

Youuuu big Tart youuuu.



haha noo..he was pretty nice. the reason i broke up was that people started talkin crap. that m jus usin him coz he has a car n shyt. you know how desi ppl are.

m still a virgin :hand:

[ElDiablo]

haha noo..he was pretty nice. the reason i broke up was that people started talkin crap. that m jus usin him coz he has a car n shyt. you know how desi ppl are.

m still a virgin :hand:


lmfao

you soo used him you tighttt cow


this guy sounds like a loser, 18 yrs old and he went out with a 14 yr old. got dumped and cried.


unless he loved you, then i feel sory for him and think your a mean cow for dumping him.

bet hes depressed now,

[BoO bOo]

lmfao

you soo used him you tighttt cow


this guy sounds like a loser, 18 yrs old and he went out with a 14 yr old. got dumped and cried.


unless he loved you, then i feel sory for him and think your a mean cow for dumping him.

bet hes depressed now,


how was i mean. i tink he was 17 or 18. not xactly 18. i appreciated his feelings but i asked for space. thats all.


m not a mean cow :hand:

[Roshii]

Harrow? Wembley? Acton? Harlesden? Neasden? Willesden?
Ilford

i'm ashamed of my hometown
do you still love me? :cry:

[Roshii]

so does divorce *ahem*
huh?

[Roshii]

:love:
:love:
hows life?

[Roshii]

oh plz u look 20 :neutral:
thank u dahling :love:

[chak_de_phate]

who was ur 1st boy/girlfriend.. how old wer u wen u got 2gevaaaaaaaa??
when i was 15 and he was 24...we were together for 3 yearz

[Roshii]

when i was 15 and he was 24...we were together for 3 yearz
fuck the age gap is too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2pakaveli]

:love:
hows life?
roshi ur meant 2 be ma wizzife but u dnt even call :(

[2pakaveli]

when i was 15 and he was 24...we were together for 3 yearz
was he ur dad?

[DiggityDahg]

I need to read the forum rules, before I do I have to say how Gay the dog that started this thread is. No way in hell im going to India to have guys like this talk to me like that and ask if they can hold my hand.

[CrazyJoker]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c214/Jshawkat/9f6d3749.jpg

[princeofkolkata]

I need to read the forum rules, before I do I have to say how Gay the dog that started this thread is. No way in hell im going to India to have guys like this talk to me like that and ask if they can hold my hand.
the thread starter is a pakistani :mad:

[x_babytee_x]

was he ur dad?
:slap: thats not very nice now say sorry punk :neutral:

[2pakaveli]

:slap: thats not very nice now say sorry punk :neutral:
shup birthday forgeta

[x_babytee_x]

shup birthday forgeta
shutup number forgeter :rolleyes:
btw
ur a
LIAR!

[Mz_Newyawk]

he was pathan..emm it was lst november it slf...i was 15..well still am turning 16 in march!

[MrAttitude]

she's was one hell of a cutie and i was probably 6 or 7 when i first had a official gurlfriend i still missed those days sharin ice-creams and chocolates :(

[Roshii]

roshi ur meant 2 be ma wizzife but u dnt even call :(
i dont even have your number :p

[_A-s-H-i_]

16 he was a bitch dumped him :rofl:

[shady punjabi]

who was ur 1st boy/girlfriend.. how old wer u wen u got 2gevaaaaaaaa??
Was your first your mom?

[nikefc7]

/\ its so hard to resist not laughing at that :p

[yussi]

Was your first your mom?
errrm no... i mean its natural to think dat cos ur mum was ur 1st gyalfriend every1 wud do tha same... but no sorry :D

[persian_angel]

i was 15/16 .. stupid dumb 18 yr old .. dnt no wot i was thinkin

[2pakaveli]

i was 15/16 .. stupid dumb 18 yr old .. dnt no wot i was thinkin
Lolll long ass timeeee :) u never blardy speak on msn!!! :mad: