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al-capone
January 23rd, 2006, 10:10 AM
when women dont use their fukin lips but instead their teeth, ouch painfull.
handjob when they going so fast slip & like punch ur nob.
or when the wear rings & catch ur skin argghhh lol
shady punjabi
January 23rd, 2006, 10:12 AM
:neutral:
suhailio
January 23rd, 2006, 10:12 AM
tell your girl not to go fast

tell your girl not to wear a ring

and tell your girl to start wearing braces

you should be ok.
al-capone
January 23rd, 2006, 10:14 AM
:neutral:
lol not ammused probz cause u aint gettin none
al-capone
January 23rd, 2006, 10:15 AM
tell your girl not to go fast

tell your girl not to wear a ring

and tell your girl to start wearing braces

you should be ok.

are u a gal??
shady punjabi
January 23rd, 2006, 10:16 AM
lol not ammused probz cause u aint gettin none
:neutral: :neutral:
suhailio
January 23rd, 2006, 10:17 AM
are u a gal??

yup.

has it turned you on to know that a girl is giving you advice on this sorta stuff?
al-capone
January 23rd, 2006, 10:17 AM
:neutral: :neutral:
:mad: :mad: :p :p :D :grouphug:
OoDREAmerOo
January 23rd, 2006, 10:19 AM
when women dont use their fukin lips but instead their teeth, ouch painfull.
handjob when they going so fast slip & like punch ur nob.
or when the wear rings & catch ur skin argghhh lol


what kind of sloppy ass bitches do u mess with?

-drea
al-capone
January 23rd, 2006, 10:20 AM
yup.

has it turned you on to know that a girl is giving you advice on this sorta stuff?
nah it didnt, but now u have put that thght in my mind hmmmm lol. & braces aint a good advice that sounds more painfull :sarb:
suhailio
January 23rd, 2006, 10:21 AM
what kind of sloppy ass bitches do u mess with?

-drea

Goofy from Mickey Mouse:lol:
suhailio
January 23rd, 2006, 10:21 AM
nah it didnt, but now u have put that thght in my mind hmmmm lol. & braces aint a good advice that sounds more painfull :sarb:

oh i dno den:dunno:

just knock her teeth out.
Meshi
January 23rd, 2006, 10:22 AM
tell your girl not to go fast

tell your girl not to wear a ring

and tell your girl to start wearing braces

you should be ok.

Then tell your hand to have a rest.
suhailio
January 23rd, 2006, 10:23 AM
Then tell your hand to have a rest.

yeh thats your advice:p
al-capone
January 23rd, 2006, 10:23 AM
what kind of sloppy ass bitches do u mess with?

-drea

any as long as they look good :D
princeofkolkata
January 23rd, 2006, 10:24 AM
shes not fat :neutral:
da_flex_charsi
January 23rd, 2006, 10:28 AM
what kind of sloppy ass bitches do u mess with?

-drea


R u a Professional ?
Geezer
January 23rd, 2006, 10:31 AM
I like a little bit of teeth though, just for the sensation :Oops:
al-capone
January 23rd, 2006, 10:33 AM
I like a little bit of teeth though, just for the sensation :Oops:
aint u admin why this hget taken off :sarb:
NedFlanders
January 23rd, 2006, 10:43 AM
the worst blowjob is an incomplete blowjob!
jafferman
January 23rd, 2006, 10:47 AM
naw its true the damn teeth sometimes :no: but after some trainin they become pro's :D
OoDREAmerOo
January 23rd, 2006, 11:05 AM
R u a Professional ?


a married one.

:hand:

-drea
standingnotion
January 23rd, 2006, 01:03 PM
thats the kind of blowjob / handjob ud get from a typical desi chic!

really, its desi chics who dont have things from sex ethics to table manners

abolute waste of time trying to get something straight with them!

All they know is to brag about how pretty they are even when they look like shit.

They wont get this stuff right even if you pay them lol!

cheers
da_flex_charsi
January 23rd, 2006, 01:57 PM
a married one.

:hand:

-drea



even more of a pro den !
Canadian_jatti
January 24th, 2006, 01:14 AM
oh i dno den:dunno:

just knock her teeth out.
lol
_NoMi_
January 24th, 2006, 01:27 AM
thats the kind of blowjob / handjob ud get from a typical desi chic!

really, its desi chics who dont have things from sex ethics to table manners

abolute waste of time trying to get something straight with them!

All they know is to brag about how pretty they are even when they look like shit.

They wont get this stuff right even if you pay them lol!

cheers
speak for urself buddy...my ex gave me the best head ever

understood most of em wont even know how to work a dick but u cant say that about all of em. theres a good portion of desi girls out there that know how to work their magic :lol:
4mDubai
January 24th, 2006, 05:04 AM
:D
but more than anything else buddy it's the saliva!
wouldn't u agree?

..............................make her drool more :D
LitoWeapN
January 24th, 2006, 05:13 AM
when a girl does not kno wat she is doing

agravates then hell outta me


girls wit braces = no no

my homegirl gave a guy one

lets jus say he is now circumsized :neutral:
Yasmin69
January 24th, 2006, 06:04 AM
ouch biting the nob musta hurt hehe
u needa suck it like its a lollypop
do your mouth like a fish and suck hehe ;)

yas
xxxxx
4mDubai
January 25th, 2006, 07:48 AM
woah! :dance3:
pakilicious911
January 25th, 2006, 01:59 PM
dat sounds painful...
u need a chick thas better at it :p
ladoo ram
January 25th, 2006, 02:06 PM
try sex doll this time..:rofl:
LitoWeapN
January 26th, 2006, 04:36 AM
ouch biting the nob musta hurt hehe
u needa suck it like its a lollypop
do your mouth like a fish and suck hehe ;)

yas
xxxxx
hmmm....


u have expierence eeh lol
h3x09
January 29th, 2006, 02:50 AM
the worst blowjob is an incomplete blowjob!
true .. but u knw wat makes it even worse
using teeth and incomplete blowjob !!
it jst ruins the night !
djviciousmtl
February 1st, 2006, 04:53 PM
ure ex..thats why she was experienced!? ...not many indian girls know that shit..koz they don't think pleasing thier men is important. THey only care about values..not saying that its not important but men like visual and sex too ...so thats like the last on thier list lol