The Fat Friend (A Poem)

[I 0_0 I]

Oh onion ring shaped woman
in the club sweatin' dudes
fat everywhere and really rude
in your clutch your hot friend
the one you envy and hope to be
why do you wear the same size tee?
hugging you is like hugging a tree
Lard have mercy, eating is your hobby
diet plans are obsticales
between you and popcicles
oh onion ring shaped woman
why do act like a bodygaurd?
oh onion ring shaped woman
why dont you have a heart?

[sanipagal]

wow after reading your poems i felt like putting one up too....

Do not stand at my grave and forever weep.
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn’s rain.
When you awaken in the morning’s hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and forever cry.
I am not there. I did not die.

[Somewhat.Awesome]

Oh onion ring shaped woman
in the club sweatin' dudes
fat everywhere and really rude
in your clutch your hot friend
the one you envy and hope to be
why do you wear the same size tee?
hugging you is like hugging a tree
Lard have mercy, eating is your hobby
diet plans are obsticales
between you and popcicles
oh onion ring shaped woman
why do act like a bodygaurd?
oh onion ring shaped woman
why dont you have a heart?


LMAO. "diet plans are obsitcales, between you and popcicles." ahahaha...pure genius.