Ebert and Roeper list the WORST MOVIES OF 2005

[F.H.]

ROEPER:
10. The Legend of Zorro
9. Bewitched
8. Guess Who
7. The Man
6. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
5. Stealth
4. The Longest Yard
3. Monster-in-Law
2. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo
1. The Dukes of Hazzard


EBERT:
10. Fantastic 4
9. Electra
8. Undead
7. Constantine
6. DOOM
5. Son of the Mask
4. D.E.B.S.
3. Dirty Love
2. The Dukes of Hazzard
1. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo

which one of these have you watched in theatre? :eek:

[gotu]

ROEPER:
10. The Legend of Zorro
9. Bewitched
8. Guess Who
7. The Man
6. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
5. Stealth
4. The Longest Yard
3. Monster-in-Law
2. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo
1. The Dukes of Hazzard


EBERT:
10. Fantastic 4
9. Electra
8. Undead
7. Constantine
6. DOOM
5. Son of the Mask
4. D.E.B.S.
3. Dirty Love
2. The Dukes of Hazzard
1. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo

which one of these have you watched in theatre? :eek:
I agree with both of them on 19 of those choices...No way in hell was 'the longest yard' one of the worst movies.That movie rocked!!

[FiStiK]

ROEPER:
10. The Legend of Zorro
9. Bewitched
8. Guess Who
7. The Man
6. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
5. Stealth
4. The Longest Yard
3. Monster-in-Law
2. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo
1. The Dukes of Hazzard


EBERT:
10. Fantastic 4
9. Electra
8. Undead
7. Constantine
6. DOOM
5. Son of the Mask
4. D.E.B.S.
3. Dirty Love
2. The Dukes of Hazzard
1. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo

which one of these have you watched in theatre? :eek:


They were much too easy on Bride and Prejudice. Probably because they don't want to alienate people from the oncoming Bollywood craze. It should've made this list.
That movie sucked balls.

[The Anti Desi]

I have always had malevolent thoughts toward roger ebert since 1997. I feel no less hatred for him now. I hate him more for what movies he thinks are good.

I have not seen any of those movies.....nor did I really care to watch them.

[Felonius Monk]

Here's on review of Son of The Mask

I would rather wake up at 1 a.m. and get thrown out of a tree into a fire ant dune and get covered in bites until 8 a.m. ,then I will run with Peter Jackson naked on my back while running with feet naked and covered in various spiders and ants across Egypt in a sprint. Then I will stop by a outhouse and drink out of it until my thrist is fulfilled (which it won't) Then I will take a some hyrdrochloric acid and pour it on my hands, then I will stick my nether reigons into a termite pile for 6 hours and 24 minutes then stick it in a fire ant pile while listening to Britany Spears then I will have what's left of my penis and nut, get on a table, then stick them in a heavy duty vice until they are held tightly and won't let go, then I will push the vice off the table and rip it off, then I will dump a bottle of hyrdrogen peroxide into what's left of it, then I will drink a vat of cement, then I will stick my legs into a container of funnel web spiders, then I will have my lower half covered up in cement, then let it harden, and rip my upper half off, and have a white hot poker stabbed into both of my eyes, close to my brains, then thrown into a dune of pure sand for a slow and painful death, if I survive until the midnight, then a tribe of purely insane Indians will perform a ceremony and probe what's left of me for a painful 69 hours then stick needles into me, attached to strings and force me to perform the long version of Romeo and Juliet with me as a doll and then at the end, have acid force fed to me and painful hyrdrogen peroxide poured into my eye sockets, then my sockets raped my the Indians 7 time each, then at the end of the painful ceremony, they take off my skull without killing me and play some Backstreet Boys in the background while they feast on my flesh and brain.

[hey_jay37]

ROEPER:
10. The Legend of Zorro
9. Bewitched
8. Guess Who
7. The Man
6. Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
5. Stealth
4. The Longest Yard
3. Monster-in-Law
2. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo
1. The Dukes of Hazzard


EBERT:
10. Fantastic 4
9. Electra
8. Undead
7. Constantine
6. DOOM
5. Son of the Mask
4. D.E.B.S.
3. Dirty Love
2. The Dukes of Hazzard
1. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo

which one of these have you watched in theatre? :eek:

I disagree with:

Dukes of Hazzard
Doom
Constantine
Elektra
Fantastic Four
The Longest Yard
Stealth
The Legend of Zorro

These were not fantastic films by any means, but were nevertheless entertaining. I agree with the rest of the films on their list.