I learnt how to swim like a mermaid

[Jaffa_Cakes]

:kekeke:
It looked awesome. :kekeke:
:kekeke:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

I wish I could ..... :no:

[2Stupid2Duck]

:kekeke:
It looked awesome. :kekeke:
:kekeke:

i jumped in a pond after the christmas party with some of me mates ...

Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :ugh:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

I wish I could ..... :no:
It's a bit like the wave but with your butt and legs.

[Jaffa_Cakes]

i jumped in a pond after the christmas party with some of me mates ...

Iceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :ugh:
Ouch, was it like a thousand knives digging into your heart. :Ohno:

[2Stupid2Duck]

Ouch, was it like a thousand knives digging into your heart. :Ohno:

No, the amount of JD and southern comfort i drank made me immune from feeling anything ..

The wonders of alcohol rabzy ..

another 5 years for you eh ?? then u can drink like youve never drunk beforeeeeee

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

It's a bit like the wave but with your butt and legs.

Oooooooooooo :p

[Jaffa_Cakes]

No, the amount of JD and southern comfort i drank made me immune from feeling anything ..

The wonders of alcohol rabzy ..

another 5 years for you eh ?? then u can drink like youve never drunk beforeeeeee
Yes, i may be able to drink coke etc. but not alcohol, not allowed (religious reasons). :)

Samo- If we ever go swimming together, i'll teach you how to do it. :p

[SSSash]

i can swim like a sea turtle.. but our house is to big to carry on my back :google:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

i can swim like a sea turtle.. but our house is to big to carry on my back :google:
:-s

So what do you carry on your back. :kekeke:

[SSSash]

:-s

So what do you carry on your back. :kekeke:

an egg shell :)

[Jaffa_Cakes]

an egg shell :)
But how is it possible to get your finger in there, let alone you're whole body? :scratch:
You must be a weeny man. :kekeke:

[SSSash]

But how is it possible to get your finger in there, let alone you're whole body? :scratch:
You must be a weeny man. :kekeke:

not a chicken egg... duh..

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

I feel sooooooooooooooooooo happy!

from sad too happy...

[Jaffa_Cakes]

not a chicken egg... duh..
The biggest egg to lie on this earth is no bigger than Jordan's boob.

[vaz8623]

I used to be an octopus,died and was reincarnated

[Jaffa_Cakes]

I feel sooooooooooooooooooo happy!

from sad too happy...
Aww, were you sad because of the death of the revolution? :hug:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

I used to be an octopus,died and was reincarnated
:shock: Oh my god, that's amazing! What was it like? Also what do you prefer being, an octopus or a human?

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

Aww, were you sad because of the death of the revolution? :hug:

Yeah but don't fear because I am Super Sam! :p

But also just got to sort out a few other things... :rolleyes:

[stolen]

:kekeke:
It looked awesome. :kekeke:
:kekeke:

hey thats good.. i miss swiming.. havent been in time

[vaz8623]

:shock: Oh my god, that's amazing! What was it like? Also what do you prefer being, an octopus or a human?
Lol!!I prefered being an octopus,i had the whole ocean and 8 tenticles
I was the king
On land i'm just another nobody!!ha ha! :neutral:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

Yeah but don't fear because I am Super Sam! :p

But also just got to sort out a few other things... :rolleyes:
Lol, super sam- :kekeke:
My little cusion was acting like superman. He placed a towel around his shoulders and secured it with a safety pin. He then made me pick him so he can fly. He's so cute. :kekeke:
Aah, well don't be long.

[Jaffa_Cakes]

Lol!!I prefered being an octopus,i had the whole ocean and 8 tenticles
I was the king
On land i'm just another nobody!!ha ha! :neutral:
I have an idea... what if you die, and then your soul will be placed into a bigger mamal like a killer whale. :dance3:

[vaz8623]

I have an idea... what if you die, and then your soul will be placed into a bigger mamal like a killer whale. :dance3:
That would be better,kill me now :chainsaw: lol
Can i eat people?

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

Lol, super sam- :kekeke:
My little cusion was acting like superman. He placed a towel around his shoulders and secured it with a safety pin. He then made me pick him so he can fly. He's so cute. :kekeke:
Aah, well don't be long.


AWwwwwwww thats sweet....

I'm bbl.... I got things to do :p

[Jaffa_Cakes]

That would be better,kill me now :chainsaw: lol
Can i eat people?
Sure, well that's if you get reincarnated into a killer whale... you could just be reincarnated into an wasp. :yes:

[vaz8623]

Sure, well that's if you get reincarnated into a killer whale... you could just be reincarnated into an wasp. :yes:
I'd still be able to sting people and boy i'd have a great time flying :D

[arbigooner]

I am an expert swimmer :)

[Jaffa_Cakes]

I am an expert swimmer :)
That's really cool, i'm not at your level yet then.