Which weapon is better? episode SD...

[zai_alam]

giant seabass?
http://doc.ece.uci.edu/~klefstad/jpg/Ray's%2060-pound%20seabass.jpg

or...


a pair of old smelly socks?
http://www.mosa.virtual.museum/images/socks.jpg

[akuza]

:think: bass yet there must be a good case for the old socks

[SSSash]

:rofl: whens the last time we made one of these !

to the point tho the socks cos u could stuff one into someones eye.. pushing it into their socket and then put some stones in the other one and beat them on the head with it :yes:

[zai_alam]

:think: bass yet there must be a good case for the old socks

well with the socks you could play all kinds of sneaky pranks. for example, you could dampen them up with some hot water and smack it across the enemies face while he/she sleeps.

[akuza]

one whack with the bass and the aftersmell is quite enough but it does leave you prone to shoulder/back aches and us being desis y'know..

[zai_alam]

:rofl: whens the last time we made one of these !

to the point tho the socks cos u could stuff one into someones eye.. pushing it into their socket and then put some stones in the other one and beat them on the head with it :yes:

:lol:

it's a fine way to being our trip to SD :dunno:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

The old smelly socks. I could stop my little brother's from punching me and also trying to take the remote control wherever they go. :evil_lau:

[jus_me]

have you ever been smacked by a wet fish? its not nice..feels all slimey..now imagine that bad boy bass hitting you full whack

if that doesnt appeal (i cant see why it would not) then put the fish guts (less that 50% for anything over than would mean the whole fish..and you cant use both weapons..i suggest 34 simply because 4 follows 3) in the sock...let them rot..boil it and feed it to said enemy

[zai_alam]

have you ever been smacked by a wet fish? its not nice..feels all slimey..now imagine that bad boy bass hitting you full whack

if that doesnt appeal (i cant see why it would not) then put the fish guts (less that 50% for anything over than would mean the whole fish..and you cant use both weapons..i suggest 34 simply because 4 follows 3) in the sock...let them rot..boil it and feed it to said enemy

or you could jam the seabass in a rocket launcher and fire it at your neighbours house. it would probably knock half the wall down as well as cause a huge clean up operation.

[jus_me]

they may have a dyson

and you know they dont lose any suction..not a sausage

id use the fish as that shotput thing they throw at the olympics..twirl aroudn with it and then launch it

or shove it up someones exhaust..

no..put it in the engine..the engine heats up and the fish may explode

or it may get cooked and make a nice meal for 19

[zai_alam]

they may have a dyson

and you know they dont lose any suction..not a sausage

id use the fish as that shotput thing they throw at the olympics..twirl aroudn with it and then launch it

or shove it up someones exhaust..

no..put it in the engine..the engine heats up and the fish may explode

or it may get cooked and make a nice meal for 19

that sounds good as i like grilled seabass.

[jus_me]

i dont eat fish

too many bones

[akuza]

i dont eat fish

too many bones
beats the point of going ona fishing trip then especially dans l'ile maurice

[jus_me]

beats the point of going ona fishing trip then especially dans l'ile maurice

il be one of them dickhead fisherman who throw their bounty back into the water

twats

[akuza]

il be one of them dickhead fisherman who throw their bounty back into the water

twats
:rofl: hahaha DEEEEK heads hahaha

meh ima look out for some barracudas hahaha

[Ketamine-Abuse]

The fish is big and a fish across the chops can hurt real bad. The fisherman looks pleased with a smiley mouth but he won't be happy when he has to eat fish for a whole fortnight and then realises the depressingly poor income he gets from fishing for a living. The following week he catches a bigger fish and slits his throat with the fishing hook. However that fish is way to big and it would take more energy to lift up and swing than actually being hit by it.

My socks smell like Wotsits and I've had someone puke before from smelling my wet-from-sweat 6 day old pai socks. The effects from prolonged exposure has been likened to the result of snorting a spoonful of chloroform.

[jus_me]

piranahs!

[akuza]

piranahs!
snapper it up yaman!

[jus_me]

snapper it up yaman!

ahh so..oh yeah iv got my voice back!

[zai_alam]

The fish is big and a fish across the chops can hurt real bad. The fisherman looks pleased with a smiley mouth but he won't be happy when he has to eat fish for a whole fortnight and then realises the depressingly poor income he gets from fishing for a living. The following week he catches a bigger fish and slits his throat with the fishing hook. However that fish is way to big and it would take more energy to lift up and swing than actually being hit by it.

My socks smell like Wotsits and I've had someone puke before from smelling my wet-from-sweat 6 day old pai socks. The effects from prolonged exposure has been likened to the result of snorting a spoonful of chloroform.

classic cheesy wotsits or that prawn flavoured one?

[akuza]

ahh so..oh yeah iv got my voice back!
start "spitting" yo

[jus_me]

trust me..when i spit il be badder than them two goons in general

bad in its proper english sense, mind

[The Anti Desi]

DAMN BRITS!!!! :chainsaw: