Seriously....

[akuza]

...........what is up with that fake paris hilton in big brother?

[akuza]

and lol@barrymore just lol

[zai_alam]

fake paris hilton?, which one?

[nexx]

She looks nothing like paris hilton, whats up with everyone saying shes a fake paris hilton.

Shes as much a fake Paris Histon as i am.

[nexx]

fake paris hilton?, which one?

The only blonde one you dumbass

And that guy/woman doesnt count...

[akuza]

fake paris hilton?, which one?
meh i read it in the papers my matsui tv has fucked over

some woman chantelle houton

[mwahhhhhhhh]

seriously this is serious shit :p

[SSSash]

yhh shes bn put there to fake it as a celeb basically and see if she can get away with it

[akuza]

yhh shes bn put there to fake it as a celeb basically and see if she can get away with it
and we thought that CHANNEL 4 were losing their spark :no:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

I don't like her eyeshadow... I personally don't think it looks nice on her and she wears it everyday. :rolleyes:

[akuza]

I don't like her eyeshadow... I personally don't think it looks nice on her and she wears it everyday. :rolleyes:
:hand: my love im sure you would wanna rival her in the eye shadow stakes

[Jaffa_Cakes]

:hand: my love im sure you would wanna rival her in the eye shadow stakes
Lol, I actually wouldn't mind. While w're talking abour make-up, Jodie Marsh should take all of it off, I want to see her without make-up.

[akuza]

Lol, I actually wouldn't mind. While w're talking abour make-up, Jodie Marsh should take all of it off, I want to see her without make-up.
meh :hand: the nose :rofl: the builders elbow :rofl:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

meh :hand: the nose :rofl: the builders elbow :rofl:
Eww, i hate her nose, it's not very pleasent. The basket ball player's nose peircing's are more pleasent.

[akuza]

Eww, i hate her nose, it's not very pleasent. The basket ball player's nose peircing's are more pleasent.
:rofl: are you joking rabzy? hahahahahahaha both are equally disgusting! their assets might coem into contact too :eek:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

Hmmmm....

[akuza]

Hmmmm....
kya hua tera waada!?

[Jaffa_Cakes]

:rofl: are you joking rabzy? hahahahahahaha both are equally disgusting! their assets might coem into contact too :eek:
No, i'm not joking, i could get used to his nose. However, Jodie's nose is awfully disgusting. :no:
By the way, I thought you didn't like reality TV. :sarb:

[akuza]

No, i'm not joking, i could get used to his nose. However, Jodie's nose is awfully disgusting. :no:
By the way, I thought you didn't like reality TV. :sarb:
meh my sis made me watch it :no:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

kya hua tera waada!?

Nothing... :neutral:

[jus_me]

lol@tera waada

barrymore to win

i loved it when that black woman came in and said to pete..youre beautiful..

i watched the repeat thingy of the first one on e4, when they introduced the people..pete looked a lot better without all the changes

why do that to yourself..had he kept his original face all he would have had to do is thread his brows

now hes lost all his money..twat

[Jaffa_Cakes]

meh my sis made me watch it :no:
Liar. :squint:
I bet you love watching it. :p

[akuza]

Liar. :squint:
I bet you love watching it. :p
meh no i dont i just like well the way that channel 4 advertise it!

[Jaffa_Cakes]

meh no i dont i just like well the way that channel 4 advertise it!
Yeah, so do I. :p
I kow why you love it so much. It's because of Jodie's boobs and Pete's big lips and you just want Traci to get into the shower naked- that's what you're witing for isn't it? :p

[akuza]

Yeah, so do I. :p
I kow why you love it so much. It's because of Jodie's boobs and Pete's big lips and you just want Traci to get into the shower naked- that's what you're witing for isn't it? :p
i'm witing for channel 4 to bring back desmonds!

[jus_me]

i'm witing for channel 4 to bring back desmonds!

if only they could

that programme was hilarious

notice how you dont get anything of that quality on tv these days?

gloria :lol:

[akuza]

if only they could

that programme was hilarious

notice how you dont get anything of that quality on tv these days?

gloria :lol:
:rofl: gloria hahahahaha

[jus_me]

lol remember that random whiteboy..shawns friend

the funniest dude was that one in full african wear

you know..back home in afreeka

[akuza]

lol remember that random whiteboy..shawns friend

the funniest dude was that one in full african wear

you know..back home in afreeka
http://www.dominickeating.com/2002/Images/2002%20Hello%20Mag/2002%20Desmonds-Hello.jpghttp://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/D/htmlD/desmonds/desmonsIMAGE/desmonds.jpg

[jus_me]

:cry:

still cant believe the main man desmond died

i still remeber him shouting at shirley

shirleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[akuza]

:cry:

still cant believe the main man desmond died

i still remeber him shouting at shirley

shirleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
:rofl: i am gonna get that as my voicemail thingy (im sad like that)

[jus_me]

:rofl: i am gonna get that as my voicemail thingy (im sad like that)

i remember back in sixth form when mobiles were new and everyone was rushing around to get the latest song as their voicemail

mine just said yeah..leave a message

cos im ghet-toe like dat yo

[akuza]

i remember back in sixth form when mobiles were new and everyone was rushing around to get the latest song as their voicemail

mine just said yeah..leave a message

cos im ghet-toe like dat yo
homie i knew that from a mile away mine was this is your t-mobile e-messaging service please leave a message after the tone.............................................. .................................................. .................................meep sorry hahhahha i just had to to tha heres the beep.............................................. ...............meep hahaha again me................................................ .....meep haha gotcha! BEEP!

[jus_me]

this boy had a clip of him "getting off with this girl from school" when in actual fact it was cut from some porn film because the woman said something something peter..his name was hamza :sarb:

his mum phoned him one day and heard..he came back to school phoneless but had plenty of aching ribs to make up for it

[akuza]

this boy had a clip of him "getting off with this girl from school" when in actual fact it was cut from some porn film because the woman said something something peter..his name was hamza :sarb:

his mum phoned him one day and heard..he came back to school phoneless but had plenty of aching ribs to make up for it
he hit chapal town? or old snake belt city?
oh was he white!? thats very important :yes:

[miss_khan]

...........what is up with that fake paris hilton in big brother?


but u gta agree she does luk like her alot!...who is she neway

[akuza]

but u gta agree she does luk like her alot!...who is she neway
lol yeah i think :sarb: some random wannabe

[jus_me]

but u gta agree she does luk like her alot!...who is she neway


i bet he answers this b4 i do so il type fast cos im sad like that :rolleyes:

shes some random person from essex

[jus_me]

lol yeah i think :sarb: some random wannabe

FUCKA!

[akuza]

FUCKA!
i hate how our minds work at the same speed and hav ehte same thoughts too much thats right ethe same thoughts!

[miss_khan]

i bet he answers this b4 i do so il type fast cos im sad like that :rolleyes:

shes some random person from essex

haha jee thx!!! o btw whose that scary lukin busted lips transexual...that person gave me nightmares :sniff:

[akuza]

haha jee thx!!! o btw whose that scary lukin busted lips transexual...that person gave me nightmares :sniff:
thats a man!?

[Rizla]

haha jee thx!!! o btw whose that scary lukin busted lips transexual...that person gave me nightmares :sniff:
Miss Khan is fit.

[jus_me]

haha jee thx!!! o btw whose that scary lukin busted lips transexual...that person gave me nightmares :sniff:

http://newwaveinparis.free.fr/peteburns01.jpg

is what he used to look like

he made some song in the 80's i saw it on the e4 show the other day when they introduced the people

he looked a lot better than

and acumen..his name is pete burns :rolleyes: real feminine

this thought thing tis mighty freaky

[akuza]

TARVITRON its almost as freaky as the time jay made me smell a mule!

[jus_me]

to truly punish him make him eat cheap iceland cheese

fuckin tight bastards

i still feel pukE-ish


why the hell did you smell the mule?

[akuza]

will explain in due course oh tarvitron go get married!

[jus_me]

lol

oh the stomach pains me so :cry:

[akuza]

zai might easeth the pain :naughty:

[jus_me]

zai might easeth the pain :naughty:

one lives in hope :Pelvic2:

[akuza]

one lives in hope :Pelvic2:
lol ease your pain with HMV sales

[The Anti Desi]

DAMN BRITS!!!! :chainsaw: