when was the first time you discovered material of a sexual nature?

[zai_alam]

Well for me it was when I was about 12/13 and found my bro's porno stash under the bed when he was on holiday. Why do people always hide them under the bed??. Hell I even used to do that when I was in my teens :neutral:

Anyway, when I found the material I felt like I had struck gold :eyebrow:

Anyway, when did you first discover porno?

*I was going to put this in serious discussions, but then thought better of it.

[2Stupid2Duck]

i still await the rise of the Banger ......

[arbigooner]

I did not discover, I was enlightened.

[nikefc7]

RD loool

[2Stupid2Duck]

RD loool

If you are a guy which i presume you are, your Sig is just like Sooo Wrong Dude :gay:

[jus_me]

i found my older brother porn collection in the garage

i blackmailed him for months before he realised i wouldnt tell my mother

[SSSash]

13 ... my cousins house.. he was showing me his jordan card collection (he used to hav the biggest collection in europe :yes:) when he lifted this shoe box from inside his closet and a big stash of porn mags (like 15 or something) fell and spread across the floor covering the carpet :neutral:

[akuza]

A Certain Alam Scandal! I Have The Tapes!

[zai_alam]

I did not discover, I was enlightened.

i wasn't really enlightened so to speak. i was pleasantly shocked :eyebrow:

[zai_alam]

A Certain Alam Scandal! I Have The Tapes!

how the hell did you get hold of my secret home made tapes? :squint:

* It's not the one where I was wearing my furry underpants was it?
:Pelvic2:

[arbigooner]

i wasn't really enlightened so to speak. i was pleasantly shocked :eyebrow:
In my case it was moreso a case of being explained everything that was to come beforehand, yet I was still pleasantly shocked (at the tender age of 11).

[zai_alam]

i found my older brother porn collection in the garage

i blackmailed him for months before he realised i wouldnt tell my mother

you should have told your mum anyway :kekeke:

[zai_alam]

In my case it was moreso a case of being explained everything that was to come beforehand, yet I was still pleasantly shocked (at the tender age of 11).

i knew about bonking and stuff in a basic sort of way beforehand, but i wasn't quite prepared for the mags.

[akuza]

how the hell did you get hold of my secret home made tapes? :squint:

* It's not the one where I was wearing my furry underpants was it?
:Pelvic2:
faria :rolleyes: tempted me with those "so seductive" eyes and said "your honker is bigger than the svenger" i just had to give her the tapes!

[jus_me]

you should have told your mum anyway :kekeke:

heh..i made him sweat a lot

whenever he didnt let me have the remote control id threaten to spill the beans

once he punched me and i threatened to tell my dad..i got a bruise and my dad asked me what happened so i told him that my brother hit me for going into his room..and my dad asked what i was doing in there and i told him..i went to find something..my brother was very pissed off

having control over him like that was excellent

[zai_alam]

heh..i made him sweat a lot

whenever he didnt let me have the remote control id threaten to spill the beans

once he punched me and i threatened to tell my dad..i got a bruise and my dad asked me what happened so i told him that my brother hit me for going into his room..and my dad asked what i was doing in there and i told him..i went to find something..my brother was very pissed off

having control over him like that was excellent

pure evil i tells ya :no:

[Mz_Newyawk]

whn i was 9/10 yrs old n my cuzin showed me dis porn video!!

[akuza]

whn i was 9/10 yrs old n my cuzin showed me dis porn video!!
:rofl: that sentence sounds so bad hahahahahahahaha

[occasionalmisfit]

I swear I was about 7/8. Early sexual maturity fucks a ***** up, yo :no: Knowing what cumshots and golden showers are at the age of 10, likewise.

[jus_me]

lol the sex education videos..

when i was in year 6 they let the girls and boys watch them together..this boy fainted when he saw a woman giving birth..another boy puked into the fainted boys crotch

i remember the people were walking around naked in the video and i told this muslim girl in our class, she came from a really strict family and wasnt allowed to watch the video..because you get that letter sent home asking if you want your child to watch the video or not. anyway, she went home and asked her parents why they dont walk around the house naked :no:

she came in the next day and told the teacher and i got into trouble..bitch

[zai_alam]

whn i was 9/10 yrs old n my cuzin showed me dis porn video!!

did you phone the police? :lol:

[jus_me]

pure evil i tells ya :no:

you know you love it :spank:

[Mz_Newyawk]

did you phone the police? :lol:
no
i told his mom :Oops:
n i sitll tease him abt it
lol

[zai_alam]

I swear I was about 7/8. Early sexual maturity fucks a ***** up, yo :no: Knowing what cumshots and golden showers are at the age of 10, likewise.

i didn't know what the hell a golden shower was till the internet came along. i think it was back in 1998.

[_A-s-H-i_]

in ma shop we sell porno mags n general mags so i thought way hay why not have a loook

[zai_alam]

you know you love it :spank:

kinky-o-rama!!

[zai_alam]

If you are a guy which i presume you are, your Sig is just like Sooo Wrong Dude :gay:

i was gonna say the same thing. it doesn't even have any arms and hands! :neutral:

[jus_me]

kinky-o-rama!!

:naughty: :drool:

[zai_alam]

:naughty: :drool:

this was supposed to be a serious discussion damn you!

but i do like your style! :naughty:

:Pelvic_t:

[arbigooner]

heh..i made him sweat a lot

whenever he didnt let me have the remote control id threaten to spill the beans

once he punched me and i threatened to tell my dad..i got a bruise and my dad asked me what happened so i told him that my brother hit me for going into his room..and my dad asked what i was doing in there and i told him..i went to find something..my brother was very pissed off

having control over him like that was excellent
hahaha. my little brother, 5 years old at the time once stumbled upon some porn in my computer. and he comes to me and says "rizwan bhai the guy has no no-no."

[jus_me]

btw..at the magazine time i was about 9 years old

it was before the videos

i remember telling the teacher that id seen the books to the films :Oops:

[zai_alam]

13 ... my cousins house.. he was showing me his jordan card collection (he used to hav the biggest collection in europe :yes:) when he lifted this shoe box from inside his closet and a big stash of porn mags (like 15 or something) fell and spread across the floor covering the carpet :neutral:

:lol:

i bet he place them back in the box and pretended nothing happened.

[Mz_Newyawk]

hahaha. my little brother, 5 years old at the time once stumbled upon some porn in my computer. and he comes to me and says "rizwan bhai the guy has no no-no."
haha dats funny
my lil sis once asked me api y cant guys marry guys n girls marry girls
n i didnt knw wat to tell her:no:

[jus_me]

this was supposed to be a serious discussion damn you!

but i do like your style! :naughty:

:Pelvic_t:

now we both know that this topic was just a clever rouse by yourself to get me in the mood

it worked

:69:

[akuza]

FUCKERS...........literally

[zai_alam]

btw..at the magazine time i was about 9 years old

it was before the videos

i remember telling the teacher that id seen the books to the films :Oops:

i didn't discover porn videos till later. i learned a lot of german phrases from them though :yes:

* i'm pretty sure it was german, though it might have been some sort of scandinavian dialect :think:

[jus_me]

hahaha. my little brother, 5 years old at the time once stumbled upon some porn in my computer. and he comes to me and says "rizwan bhai the guy has no no-no."

my cousin is 5 years old and she copies everything i say

once i went to her house and was playing pool and i messed this shot up completely and i said well thats me well and truly buggered

she went to school the following monday and this boy dropped some paint on his trousers and she said well thas your trousers well and truly buggered

her mother still doesnt know where she heard them words

[arbigooner]

haha dats funny
my lil sis once asked me api y cant guys marry guys n girls marry girls
n i didnt knw wat to tell her:no:
haha. speaking of curious siblings, my brothers would always ask me what the 'always' and 'whisper' ads were about.

[zai_alam]

now we both know that this topic was just a clever rouse by yourself to get me in the mood

it worked

:69:

you read me like a book. A BOOK I TELLS YE! :love:

[arbigooner]

i didn't discover porn videos till later. i learned a lot of german phrases for them though :yes:

* i'm pretty sure it was german, though it might have been some sort of scandinavian dialect :think:
same here...in fact I didnt discover porn videos till a lot later. in 7th grade it was mainly floppy disks passed down by seniors.

[jus_me]

i didn't discover porn videos till later. i learned a lot of german phrases for them though :yes:

we have a show off cousin..her mother gets on my tits and then some

we ventured to her house once and her son was showing us the new shower and it had a gold head..naturally hes a bit slow and he said do you like our golden shower? i love having golden showers in this house (they had one upstairs too) i tried my best not to laugh but couldnt hold it in anymore..he assumed i was jealous because we didnt have golden showers..yes, i apologised for being a normal family :rolleyes:

it was weird watching the videos because in the magazines the women were tarted up to the max..i did wonder then, why they put so much makeup on if they werent going anywhere and if they had no clothes on :sarb:

[jus_me]

you read me like a book. A BOOK I TELLS YE! :love:

bookworms for life! :love::cuddle:

im re-reading george orwell 1984..got it from the library today, am considering actually buying it as iv read it so many times

that and to kill a mockingbird

anywho..back to the sex :Pelvic2:

[R.J]

5 years old.

I didn't understand it but my brother was watchining it and they told me to that they are doing "dirty bits". All i remember was someone was dressed as a king.

[akuza]

bookworms for life! :love::cuddle:

im re-reading george orwell 1984..got it from the library today, am considering actually buying it as iv read it so many times

that and to kill a mockingbird

anywho..back to the sex :Pelvic2:
boo radley was your sex god!

[jus_me]

boo radley was your sex god!

:neutral: atticus!

[akuza]

:neutral: atticus!
meh the mockingbird was atticus! *remember that old convo?*

[zai_alam]

we have a show off cousin..her mother gets on my tits and then some

we ventured to her house once and her son was showing us the new shower and it had a gold head..naturally hes a bit slow and he said do you like our golden shower? i love having golden showers in this house (they had one upstairs too) i tried my best not to laugh but couldnt hold it in anymore..he assumed i was jealous because we didnt have golden showers..yes, i apologised for being a normal family :rolleyes:

it was weird watching the videos because in the magazines the women were tarted up to the max..i did wonder then, why they put so much makeup on if they werent going anywhere and if they had no clothes on :sarb:

:roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:

the first time i stumbled across the term 'golden showers' was from a song lyric by the band Garbage, and KERRANG! magazine were doing an interview with the singer (Shirly Mansion i think her name was) and there were references to those lyrics in the interview.

By then I hand the internet and the rest is history. i still crack up when someone mentions watersports (as in jet skiing and stuff) :kekeke:

[teyana]

no
i told his mom :Oops:
n i sitll tease him abt it
lolhow old was he at the time?

[jus_me]

meh the mockingbird was atticus! *remember that old convo?*


lol its funny you mention it now

i was thinking about it before when i went to brush my teeth

twas boo

[hurryputher]

About 7,8. I discovered an old and torn page 3 nude floating around in the wind in the park. I had a look, picked it up, took it home and hid it at the back of the cellar.

After that I would pay numerous visits to the cellar when no-one was watching.

[akuza]

lol its funny you mention it now

i was thinking about it before when i went to brush my teeth

twas boo
:no: atticus lol i watched the film a coupla days ago twas atticus beledat!

[jus_me]

:roflbow: :roflbow: :roflbow:

the first time i stumbled across the term 'golden showers' was from a song lyric by the band Garbage, and KERRANG! magazine were doing an interview with the singer (Shirly Mansion i think her name was) and there were references to those lyrics in the interview.

By then I hand the internet and the rest is history. i still crack up when someone mentions watersports (as in jet skiing and stuff) :kekeke:

it was hilarious

on the way home my dad said to me so what did he say? so i told him, he was telling us how much he like having golden showers in the house and how he has two a day

my dads reply was "i always knew that family was a bit weird..this just cements the idea"

the next time we went around the dad tried to show my dad the shower but my dad wasnt having any of it, he bundled us back into the car so fast

[zai_alam]

in ma shop we sell porno mags n general mags so i thought way hay why not have a loook

hardcore ones. what kind of shop do your family own? :o

[jus_me]

:no: atticus lol i watched the film a coupla days ago twas atticus beledat!

you remind me of dill

[akuza]

you remind me of dill
shurup old woman who's house got burned down


THIS DHAAL IS FANTASTIC!!! GGM STYLE!!!

[zai_alam]

About 7,8. I discovered an old and torn page 3 nude floating around in the wind in the park. I had a look, picked it up, took it home and hid it at the back of the cellar.

[b]After that I would pay numerous visits to the cellar when no-one was watching.[b]

:lol:

I bunked off school one day and pretended to be gravely ill just to watch a porn video when everyone went out. thats how much it meant to me :neutral:

:no:

i still vividly remember the movie. it was one of those with a story like and stuff. they dont put that kind of effort into the production these days. the internet ruined everything :mad:

[zai_alam]

5 years old.

I didn't understand it but my brother was watchining it and they told me to that they are doing "dirty bits". All i remember was someone was dressed as a king.

:neutral:

[SSSash]

:lol:

i bet he place them back in the box and pretended nothing happened.

he just looked at me n saw me lookn at them.. then he goes "u can look if u want i dnt giv a fuck" so i proceeded

[azn_jarrod]

When we got the internet in my house, so mustve been when I was about 11, 12, started off when my mum caught me emailing the Playboy pics of that wrestler woman Chyna to a mate ( I still would), but its progressed from there. I'm addicted to porn.

[azn_jarrod]

:lol:

I bunked off school one day and pretended to be gravely ill just to watch a porn video when everyone went out. thats how much it meant to me :neutral:

:no:

i still vividly remember the movie. it was one of those with a story like and stuff. they dont put that kind of effort into the production these days. the internet ruined everything :mad:

I think a basic plot adds a lot to a porn film.

[zai_alam]

When we got the internet in my house, so mustve been when I was about 11, 12, started off when my mum caught me emailing the Playboy pics of that wrestler woman Chyna to a mate ( I still would), but its progressed from there. I'm addicted to porn.

I was addicted to porn when I was about 16/17... mainly due to the internet. I just couldn't get enough of that shit :dunno:

now it's everywhere so it doesn't seem as intriguing. if people in the 19th century knew what was available to us they'd have an heart attack and die. or maybe not :think:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

I think it was when I was 13 or 14. It was bloody disgusting. :|

[subaru]

in my aunts motel..they had a porno stash for the customers..so i was curious popped one in th eoffice..and ran out..i think i was like 10...ohh man and they still have that video there :|...god that must be one OLD PORNO....i've had numerous accidents with porno hahaha...school..ohh god

[BrownG]

When i was 10...then started wanking when i was 12 lol :D

[Mz_Newyawk]

how old was he at the time?
hes 4 mnths olda den me!

[Mz_Newyawk]

haha. speaking of curious siblings, my brothers would always ask me what the 'always' and 'whisper' ads were about.
haha
wat u told him?
i told my sister u clean bathrooms wit dat! LOL

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

I think it was when I was 13 or 14. It was bloody disgusting. :|

:stupid:

Same, same... :neutral: