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Ketamine-Abuse

January 7th, 2006, 12:21 PM

I'm in a bad situation and need help urgently, please pray for me. I'm down to my last £5 and instead of spending it on a pack of cigarettes I purchased 3 lines for tonights Euro Millions and a cheap lighter.

If you pray for me and I win I will give you money, promise

musicchic33

January 7th, 2006, 12:27 PM

:Pray: my well wishes are with you

:angel:

ewwwww

January 7th, 2006, 12:29 PM

ull be fine :grouphug:

CrazyJoker

January 7th, 2006, 12:30 PM

hope all is good :grouphug:

musicchic33

January 7th, 2006, 12:32 PM

do you have any ciggs to use the lighter with? :sarb:

or are you smoking something else :squint:

Ketamine-Abuse

January 7th, 2006, 12:36 PM

Thank you everyone.

do you have any ciggs to use the lighter with? :sarb:

or are you smoking something else :squint:

I bought the lighter and realised I've got nothing to smoke. I'm not looking at picture of people smoking cigarettes and weed.

2Stupid2Duck

January 7th, 2006, 12:38 PM

Youre in my prayers .

2Stupid2Duck

January 7th, 2006, 12:39 PM

Thank you everyone.

I bought the lighter and realised I've got nothing to smoke. I'm not looking at picture of people smoking cigarettes and weed.

just put some baking soda and salt and wrap it up in some paper and Burn babyy burn .

Ketamine-Abuse

January 7th, 2006, 12:42 PM

just put some baking soda and salt and wrap it up in some paper and Burn babyy burn .

I don't have papers or baking soda. I've got a copy of the Bible that is made from hemp and black pepper.

zaph69

January 7th, 2006, 01:15 PM

well you can either turn to the Bible for guidance, or smoke it, your call for what's gonna be more useful to you in your time of need!

whip round for ketamine-abuse?

x_babytee_x

January 7th, 2006, 01:57 PM

may God help u child
:Pray:

akuza

January 7th, 2006, 03:42 PM

may God help u child
:Pray:
:whatshesaidicon:

selina_786

January 7th, 2006, 04:00 PM

Yea thats like saying Im going to have a dump but i suffer from constipation.

akuza

January 7th, 2006, 04:04 PM

Yea thats like saying Im going to have a dump but i suffer from constipation.
im gonna make you an angela lansbury transformation sig :dance:

Ketamine-Abuse

January 7th, 2006, 04:40 PM

I haven't checked my ticket yet, but I didn't win. FUck

selina_786

January 7th, 2006, 05:23 PM

im gonna make you an angela lansbury transformation sig :dance:
ok thank you :dance3:

musicchic33

January 8th, 2006, 04:38 PM

I haven't checked my ticket yet, but I didn't win. FUck
you're still a winner in my eyes :dunno:

WhatDidYouSay!?

January 8th, 2006, 04:39 PM

I'm Praying...

Ketamine-Abuse

January 9th, 2006, 02:59 PM

you're still a winner in my eyes :dunno:

Thank you, but I'd still rather have £55 million. I should check my ticket.

musicchic33

January 9th, 2006, 03:22 PM

Thank you, but I'd still rather have £55 million. I should check my ticket.
I have a cousin in god forsaken Canada..who took out a loan for 80k to start a business..played the lotto and she won back that same amount..weird, huh? :eek:

Ketamine-Abuse

January 9th, 2006, 03:50 PM

That is pretty strange. I hate people who have lots of money and then win even more, thats annoying. What ever happened to helping poor people.

musicchic33

January 9th, 2006, 04:10 PM

That is pretty strange. I hate people who have lots of money and then win even more, thats annoying. What ever happened to helping poor people.
even God hates the poor... :eek:

Mr_Enigma

January 9th, 2006, 04:16 PM

So if we pray for you you will give us money that you yourself have already stated that you already don't have?

That makes perfect sense bub :-s

SaT

musicchic33

January 9th, 2006, 04:20 PM

So if we pray for you you will give us money that you yourself have already stated that you already don't have?

That makes perfect sense bub :-s

SaT
Sat, he never said how much he'd give us..:eek: I think he's far from stupid..we'd end up getting a buck each if we're lucky :)

Mr_Enigma

January 9th, 2006, 04:25 PM

Sat, he never said how much he'd give us..:eek: I think he's far from stupid..we'd end up getting a buck each if we're lucky :)
I know he is not stupid. But if I were in his shoes I would perhaps keep the money that I have anyway ;)

This Ketamine character is a smartarse - I know. And BTW - this is the UK forum. Bucks are rejected here. We deal in pound sterlings matey :-s

SaT

Desi MC

January 9th, 2006, 04:29 PM

musicchic33

January 10th, 2006, 01:01 AM

I know he is not stupid. But if I were in his shoes I would perhaps keep the money that I have anyway ;)

This Ketamine character is a smartarse - I know. And BTW - this is the UK forum. Bucks are rejected here. We deal in pound sterlings matey :-s

SaT
that's bc you're selfish :)

ahh..idk how I stumbled upon this forum..:no: never again...

Mr_Enigma

January 10th, 2006, 10:20 AM

that's bc you're selfish :)

ahh..idk how I stumbled upon this forum..:no: never again...
No sometimes you have to look after number one before you take care of others. All I can say is he brought scratch cards instead of cigs so it's all jiggy...

SaT

RYNstarO23

January 10th, 2006, 10:34 AM

:Pray:

musicchic33

January 10th, 2006, 11:56 AM

No sometimes you have to look after number one before you take care of others. All I can say is he brought scratch cards instead of cigs so it's all jiggy...

SaT
lol I was joking foo'..i don't really think you're selfish..but troo, my dad always says that :neutral:

Mr_Enigma

January 10th, 2006, 12:04 PM

lol I was joking foo'..i don't really think you're selfish..but troo, my dad always says that :neutral:
Hahaha - I was messing with you! And I believe that as well, and it's sooo true!

I didn't for 1 second take you seriously. I never take anyone seriously. And you should do the same with me.

SaT

musicchic33

January 10th, 2006, 12:05 PM

Hahaha - I was messing with you! And I believe that as well, and it's sooo true!

I didn't for 1 second take you seriously. I never take anyone seriously. And you should do the same with me.

SaT
loll oh geez, well thanks :p

Mr_Enigma

January 10th, 2006, 01:51 PM

loll oh geez, well thanks :p
The instant you take life seriously is the instant you fail at life.

SaT

musicchic33

January 10th, 2006, 01:52 PM

The instant you take life seriously is the instant you fail at life.

SaT
so wise :salut:

but yeah, I rarely take anything seriously..my mom takes it as a bad thing though :dunno:

Ketamine-Abuse

January 10th, 2006, 01:55 PM

So if we pray for you you will give us money that you yourself have already stated that you already don't have?

That makes perfect sense bub :-s

SaT

I could have won £55 million! If someone offered me some money to pray for them I'd do it gladly. I'd only pray to my Christian God so if they were of another religion my prayers would be in vain. Christian God loves everyone who is loves Jesus, everyone else is destined for hell.

And I'm a generous guy, if I'd won I would have given everyone £50, 2 nights at any hotel in Croydon and entry into an owl sanctuary of your choice in the west country.

musicchic33

January 10th, 2006, 01:57 PM

I could have won £55 million! If someone offered me some money to pray for them I'd do it gladly. I'd only pray to my Christian God so if they were of another religion my prayers would be in vain. Christian God loves everyone who is loves Jesus, everyone else is destined for hell.

And I'm a generous guy, if I'd won I would have given everyone £50, 2 nights at any hotel in Croydon and entry into an owl sanctuary of your choice in the west country.
told you he was generous....but I prayed to the Buddha instead :no: does that mean I get nothing?...Jesus was a strong second though..man, I fcked it up

Ketamine-Abuse

January 10th, 2006, 01:58 PM

awww man
:hug:
i knw the feelins
i been thru this.....
don worry
everythin will be ightt...
:hug:

Yes your right, everything will be okay. There is something about hugging another man that gives me a weird feeling. Maybe its the warmth, or the stubble when our faces rub together.

musicchic33

January 10th, 2006, 02:00 PM

Yes your right, everything will be okay. There is something about hugging another man that gives me a weird feeling. Maybe its the warmth, or the stubble when our faces rub together.
or the fact that you get aroused while doing so.. :gay:

sorry, I'm bored :no:

Mr_Enigma

January 10th, 2006, 02:01 PM

Yes your right, everything will be okay. There is something about hugging another man that gives me a weird feeling. Maybe its the warmth, or the stubble when our faces rub together.
I have no stubble. Fancy a male to male bonding session? I'll meet you behind the bike shed at 7 :-s

SaT

Ketamine-Abuse

January 10th, 2006, 02:10 PM

told you he was generous....but I prayed to the Buddha instead :no: does that mean I get nothing?...Jesus was a strong second though..man, I fcked it up

I used to pray to Buddha but he didn't do anything for me. For 2 years I prayed to him every night even when I was in a mediative mood, i.e. stoned. 2 years and not a single miracle or favour. I used to meditate when I went to bed, I didn't eat any animals and tried to be good to everyone.

Since I've seen the light and followed the way of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit things have been getting better. My leg doesn't hurt as much, Ithe shops in the local area have started stocking better tasting salt n vinegar crisp and yesterday I managed to short change the guy in the patelshop by £1. I got a pack of cigarettes for a £1 cheaper than normal! Can you believe it? I was so happy I ran all the way home.

Ketamine-Abuse

January 10th, 2006, 02:14 PM

I have no stubble. Fancy a male to male bonding session? I'll meet you behind the bike shed at 7 :-s

SaT

I.d like that very much. Your manly mane and my short but coarse face hair would be interesting. If we get really close it'd be like velcro and nobody would be able to pull us apart. Rough with the smooth. Yes...I'd like that a lot.

musicchic33

January 10th, 2006, 02:16 PM

I used to pray to Buddha but he didn't do anything for me. For 2 years I prayed to him every night even when I was in a mediative mood, i.e. stoned. 2 years and not a single miracle or favour. I used to meditate when I went to bed, I didn't eat any animals and tried to be good to everyone.

Since I've seen the light and followed the way of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit things have been getting better. My leg doesn't hurt as much, Ithe shops in the local area have started stocking better tasting salt n vinegar crisp and yesterday I managed to short change the guy in the patelshop by £1. I got a pack of cigarettes for a £1 cheaper than normal! Can you believe it? I was so happy I ran all the way home.
things seem to really be looking up for you...maybe I should find Jesus...but is it too late? :ashamed:

oh and just so you know, smoking ciggs put you at risk for 8 types of diff cancer :thumrigh:..but you knew that already

Ketamine-Abuse

January 10th, 2006, 03:00 PM

things seem to really be looking up for you...maybe I should find Jesus...but is it too late? :ashamed:

oh and just so you know, smoking ciggs put you at risk for 8 types of diff cancer :thumrigh:..but you knew that already

Its never to late to join Jesus.

Apparently Christians don't die from cancer, that luxury has been reserved for Jews

musicchic33

January 10th, 2006, 03:08 PM

Its never to late to join Jesus.

Apparently Christians don't die from cancer, that luxury has been reserved for Jews

hahah :p

I just thought of a horrible joke :ashamed: but it made me lol

Ketamine-Abuse

January 10th, 2006, 03:15 PM

hahah :p

I just thought of a horrible joke :ashamed: but it made me lol

Please tell...

musicchic33

January 11th, 2006, 05:27 PM

Please tell...
Apparently Christians don't die from cancer, that luxury has been reserved for Jews
Jews dont die from cancer...they die from other smoke related things....like gas chambers :-#

in retrospect it isnt that funny..but I laugh at retarded things.. :neutral:

musicchic33

January 11th, 2006, 05:29 PM

okay I lied, I'm it's making me laugh again...

:no:

Ketamine-Abuse

January 11th, 2006, 06:12 PM

Apparently Christians don't die from cancer, that luxury has been reserved for Jews
Jews dont die from cancer...they die from other smoke related things....like gas chambers :-#

in retrospect it isnt that funny..but I laugh at retarded things.. :neutral:

Oh...I've heard that before, just worded differently