Images with allusive sexual references...

[zai_alam]

http://www.bmtc.shoppingcartsplus.com/i/bearpage150/bottom250.jpg

:kekeke:

Post some more images so that we here in the UK forum can all have a giggle togethar :yes:

:naughty:

:neutral:

[zai_alam]

here's another one...

http://www.astro.psu.edu/xray/rockets/missile.gif

[jus_me]

multipurpose slippers..nice

keep both your knob and your feet warm

not at the same time though, obviously..unless your unbelievably blessed in the trouser department..i imagine that would be more a curse than a blessing though :sarb:

[zai_alam]

multipurpose slippers..nice

keep both your knob and your feet warm

not at the same time though, obviously..unless your unbelievably blessed in the trouser department..i imagine that would be more a curse than a blessing though :sarb:

a knob that size would cause all kinds of unexpected turmoil.

anyway, back to the images...

http://ccdf.ca/NewCoach/english/newimages/Module%20C%20Graphics/C42%20Hand%20holding%20two%20steel%20balls.jpg

:no:

[SSSash]

http://www.dick-blick.com/items/329/07/32907-OA2ww.jpg

[Geezer]

http://www.knittinggeek.com/images/2001/SOCKS/sock%20parts.jpg

[akuza]

http://www.artbytom.com/gallery2/2_img/ltntbfst.jpg

[x_babytee_x]

i dont get it
why a sock
and why a glove
:sarb:

[SSSash]

http://www.wapl.com/prints_main/guy%20in%20bikini2.jpg

:neutral: he looks as though he's gona rape the black dude

[Geezer]

Sockwank!!!

[x_babytee_x]

:no:

[x_babytee_x]

http://www.wapl.com/prints_main/guy%20in%20bikini2.jpg

:neutral: he looks as though he's gona rape the black dude
:rofl:

[zai_alam]

good stuff people :)

http://www.ceciliachan.net/photos/200411/images/IMG_8505_JPG.jpg


all wanked out...
http://www.2wheels.org.uk/blog/uploaded_images/mongolian%20toothpaste-784688.jpg

[akuza]

http://ystv.york.ac.uk/fun/archive/cin2k4/Jen,%20after%20pie-ing.jpg
:no:

[jus_me]

lol@sock wank..im surprised nobody posted a picture of a deflated wind sock..i bet someone will now, or maybe they wont..whatever, il post one when i find one

talking of sock wank..this couple at my sixth form had sex in the toilets and used a sock as a condom..kinda pointless as im sure cum can get through socks, not that iv conducted any experiments of that nature :squint:

[Arshy]

What's ya flava?

http://www.unilatex.com/Color-Flavor-Condoms.jpg

[akuza]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/wardieb/ImageExpert/Edinburgh_2003/images/Eat%20My%20sausage.jpg

[zai_alam]

http://ystv.york.ac.uk/fun/archive/cin2k4/Jen,%20after%20pie-ing.jpg
:no:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://www.greatoakscamp.org/Pictures/jrhifinal/thm-pie%20in%20face.jpg

she looks well satisfied :eyebrow:

[Arshy]

http://www.scripps.edu/~tfoss/beach_party/christines%20erect%20hot%20dog.jpg

[Arshy]

http://www.scripps.edu/~tfoss/beach_party/christine%20improvises%20hot-dog-on-a-stick.jpg

[jus_me]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/458946918428a7ff22e645.jpg

that isnt what you asked but it made me laugh :neutral:

[zai_alam]

http://www.sci.sdsu.edu/classes/bio354lab/images/beaver.gif

[zai_alam]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/458946918428a7ff22e645.jpg

that isnt what you asked but it made me laugh :neutral:

:lol:

:no:

[zai_alam]

http://www.scripps.edu/~tfoss/beach_party/christine%20improvises%20hot-dog-on-a-stick.jpg

:lol:

the camera man was sooooo blatently waiting for that moment! :Pelvic2:

[jus_me]

http://www.grange-castle.com/img/champagne.jpg

theres one thing im trying to find a photo of but no such luck

[zai_alam]

theres one thing im trying to find a photo of but no such luck

is it a pic of someone who's head is shaped like a boob?

try typing 'boob head' on google...

* infact dont. i've seen what comes up.

bet you're going to try it anyway.

[jus_me]

is it a pic of someone who's head is shaped like a boob?


no, although that is a good idea..id call him/her tithead

i should be revising but this is far more productive :)

[zai_alam]

'boob head' google search...

http://www.steppinoutcostumes.com/catalog/masks/assets/images/MasksComic4.jpg

there was also a pic of Janet Jackson in the search result for some bizarre reason :think:

[jus_me]

tit head

http://www.arts4labour.net/route53/vanilla/040931.jpg

also..there was a dude there whos first name was tit

[zai_alam]

you forgot this one...

http://www.funnypictures.ws/albums/men/titpillow.jpg

[jus_me]

you forgot this one...

http://www.funnypictures.ws/albums/men/titpillow.jpg

patience richard..i was getting to that one too

[zaph69]

http://partytimejewelry.com/artwork/large/necklaces/l6011ng.jpg

[zaph69]

http://masterblog.front.lv/files/willbe_gangsta_4.jpg

[Adnan786]

http://masterblog.front.lv/files/willbe_gangsta_4.jpg

woah does that exist lol....if so i want :p

[zaph69]

has anyone noticed it's got a camera built into it? trust R Kelly...

[screwmealaddin]

http://www.gcschool.org/pages/parents/auction/images/Wojick%20Lipstick.JPG

rainbow partyyy

[<3 butterfly <3]

.........okeh.

[Mash007]

hehe missed the bro's threads :lol:

[SSSash]

drink from the ...
http://www.lovetoparty.co.nz/images/Fairy%20Cup.jpg


http://www.smithsonianmag.si.edu/journeys/01/jan01/images/abs_top.gif

http://shop.rpg.net/images/uploaded/monkeyspank.jpg

[zai_alam]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/graphics/2005/08/27/cmsipps27.jpg

[zai_alam]

http://www.nationalwatersafety.org.uk/watersportssafety/images/waterskier.jpg

watersports :neutral:

[zai_alam]

http://www.jimbatty.com/IMG/london/gherkin/5G128012_D.jpg

i can see that from my house. no wonder the girls are always so horny in my side of the city.

[akuza]

skipinder in goodness gracious me doing the wanking fist!


*insert picture here* hahah

[hurryputher]

If I was allowed I'd simply post a huge 12-inch penis.

But that's just me though.

[Mash007]

http://www.jimbatty.com/IMG/london/gherkin/5G128012_D.jpg

i can see that from my house. no wonder the girls are always so horny in my side of the city.nah... me and Bhav came down them sides back in the summer last year.... if I'd known you lived there....

I would have asked you to recommend a restaurant :kekeke:

[zai_alam]

If I was allowed I'd simply post a huge 12-inch penis.

But that's just me though.

i posted a pic of a dildo once before (in one of the 'which weapon is better?' threads), but a real penis would surely get me sacked.

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/halloween/images/dildos-5.jpg

:dunno:

[zai_alam]

nah... me and Bhav came down them sides back in the summer last year.... if I'd known you lived there....

I would have asked you to recommend a restaurant :kekeke:

'gram bangla' is pretty damn good place to eat, most of the other resturants serve honky-fied curry.

[Mash007]

'gram bangla' is pretty damn good place to eat, most of the other resturants serve honky-fied curry.we went to a crappy restaurant

[zai_alam]

we went to a crappy restaurant

the good places are usually hidden in alley ways or just don't look as 'trendy' as the honky-lover resutrants.

[Mash007]

the good places are usually hidden in alley ways or just don't look as 'trendy' as the honky-lover resutrants.yeah i was gonna say too many white manses in there...

not that I mind them.... but they dont appreciate that stuff man...

yo I'm coming london soon.. am kind of lazily organising a mini-chill/meet.... u up for it?

[zai_alam]

yeah i was gonna say too many white manses in there...

not that I mind them.... but they dont appreciate that stuff man...

yo I'm coming london soon.. am kind of lazily organising a mini-chill/meet.... u up for it?

let me know where and when you plan on meeting up. thing is i don't go clubbing and shit anymore - it's just not my sort of thing these days :dunno:

[Mash007]

let me know where and when you plan on meeting up. thing is i don't go clubbing and shit anymore - it's just not my sort of thing these days :dunno:bro trust me... we aint doing anything like that...

fuck that...

I dont know london.... but i was thinkin .. chill in bar/coffeeshop/restaurant...

something simple

any suggestions.... like i said i dont knw ur city

[zai_alam]

bro trust me... we aint doing anything like that...

fuck that...

I dont know london.... but i was thinkin .. chill in bar/coffeeshop/restaurant...

something simple

any suggestions.... like i said i dont knw ur city

let me know hen you plan on meeting up and i'm sure i can make some arrangements ;)

* that sounds well fruity.

[zai_alam]

Mash, will I run the risk of having a thread moved to UJ&F if I start a war with GC?

or what if i created a thread titled: Why are the people in 'Serious Discussions' a bunch of dirty cunts?... WHY?'

[Mash007]

let me know hen you plan on meeting up and i'm sure i can make some arrangements ;)

* that sounds well fruity.between 23rd and 28th this month... just pick a day except the weekend..

mon-thurs.... I'm up for whatever... food then shisha would be cool.. imaginative arent i....

let me know and I'll make an appropriate thread...

on another note... the tate... how do i get there? get in? ticket?

[zai_alam]

between 23rd and 28th this month... just pick a day except the weekend..

mon-thurs.... I'm up for whatever... food then shisha would be cool.. imaginative arent i....

let me know and I'll make an appropriate thread...

on another note... the tate... how do i get there? get in? ticket?

fuck, the last time i went to the tate was back in art college days. it's pretty shit, but interesting at the same time :think:

i work mon - fri so that kinda makes it difficult for me. but if you need any advise on London, let us know and I'll give you some pointers.

Tate Modern: If you get off at Southwark station, it's within walking distance from there (there are directions near the station).

[Mash007]

fuck, the last time i went to the tate was back in art college days. it's pretty shit, but interesting at the same time :think:

i work mon - fri so that kinda makes it difficult for me. but if you need any advise on London, let us know and I'll give you some pointers.

Tate Modern: If you get off at Southwark station, it's within walking distance from there (there are directions near the station).evening maybe...:rolleyes: i dont give a shit... means no kids too...

and yeah I have no jurisdiction in GC...so i'll join in..

i started a thread in SD the other day:

title:CUNT
first post : discuss.

:kekeke:

[WildWolfdog]

no wonder i was confused, it's the UK forum :no: .. u guys are wierd lol, mixing sex with everything

[jus_me]

lol@honky-fied

and stay on topic!

fools :neutral:

[Mash007]

no wonder i was confused, it's the UK forum :no: .. u guys are wierd lol, mixing sex with everything:slap: u love it.

[zai_alam]

no wonder i was confused, it's the UK forum :no: .. u guys are wierd lol, mixing sex with everything

it's all about the sexual malarkey :yes:

[chicano_desi]

http://masterblog.front.lv/files/willbe_gangsta_4.jpg

i just had to.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=131941

[zai_alam]

lol@honky-fied

and stay on topic!

fools :neutral:

:kiss:

[jus_me]

:kiss:

:Oops:

coming over all queer

:cuddle:

[<3 butterfly <3]

i just had to.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=131941
:roflbow:

PWNEDDDDDDDDD

[DESI-PEACHES]

:lol:

[WhatDidYouSay!?]

:rofl:

[Jaffa_Cakes]

i just had to.

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=131941
Oh my god. That's bloody sick. Her brother. :ugh:

[mcfly]

http://www.burningpaper.net/archives/fingers.jpg

[mcfly]

http://www.donkeyollie.com/blog/uploaded_images/Jehu%20Elephant_Front-782937.jpg

[mcfly]

http://www.donkeys.net/images/miniature-donkey-michelangelo-4293-May-25-02a.jpg

:dunno:

[mcfly]

Ok, I get it. I need a shower.

[zai_alam]

http://jeremy.zawodny.com/misc/frozen-dildo.jpg

:dunno:

mcfly, why oh why did you bring this thread back to life? :neutral:

[Fallen-Angel]

http://www.fotosearch.de/comp/IST/IST157/FF1834.jpg
:neutral:

[zai_alam]

http://www.fotosearch.de/comp/IST/IST157/FF1834.jpg
:neutral:

:sarb:

[jus_me]

http://www.csdf.k12.ca.us/student_life/drama/wonka/GOLDEN-TICKET.gif

[Ketamine-Abuse]

http://loljesus.com/submissions/spreadem.jpg

[Ketamine-Abuse]

http://loljesus.com/submissions/oursecret.jpg

[jus_me]

http://www.united-foods.de/2004/catalog/images/17-003%20s.jpg

[zai_alam]

http://the-light.com/longhair/photos/ronoldhp.jpg

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it's meant to be a "turkish beard" :neutral:

[Hydro786]

http://the-light.com/longhair/photos/ronoldhp.jpg

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it's meant to be a "turkish beard" :neutral:
LMFAO

crazy fuckin brits :no: