The perfect man

[Walktheline]

Ok boys, apply if this applies:


1) Must have positive distortion of self. ie "hey I look pretty good" - No.
"I'm the hottest thing I've ever seen. if I were a chick, I'd do me" - Yes.
2) Must have an accent and use filler words such as "innit" and "yeah?"
3) Must be a born again virgin
4) Must have a detailed understanding of female anatomy
5) Must be able to fix things
6) Must have command over the english language including swear words.


Do you fit the bill?
PM me!

[Geezer]

I honstly thought you were gonna post a picture of me.

[Walktheline]

I honstly thought you were gonna post a picture of me.


You think I have a Geezer folder? puhlease, homey.

[Geezer]

You think I have a Geezer folder? puhlease, homey.

I wouldnt be surprised if you did, dont me ashamed to admit it. You're probably not the only one.

[cassa nova]

Ok boys, apply if this applies:


1) Must have positive distortion of self. ie "hey I look pretty good" - No.
"I'm the hottest thing I've ever seen. if I were a chick, I'd do me" - Yes.
2) Must have an accent and use filler words such as "innit" and "yeah?"
3) Must be a born again virgin
4) Must have a detailed understanding of female anatomy
5) Must be able to fix things
6) Must have command over the english language including swear words.


Do you fit the bill?
PM me!
unrealistic targets

[Chronos]

deja vu?

:sarb:

[Walktheline]

unrealistic targets


which ones???

[CrazyJoker]

you got a folder of me though right?

[Walktheline]

deja vu?

:sarb:


The quest never ends, father time! That is what your username means, right? :|

[cassa nova]

which ones???
3,4 and definately 6

[Echelon]

the perfect women
nsfw
http://www.saunalahti.fi/nurbs/nudes/images/laetitia_casta_07.jpg
but with the added features:
- cooks
- cleans
- doesn't bitch

[UnevenButtocks]

Ok boys, apply if this applies:


1) Must have positive distortion of self. ie "hey I look pretty good" - No.
"I'm the hottest thing I've ever seen. if I were a chick, I'd do me" - Yes.
2) Must have an accent and use filler words such as "innit" and "yeah?"
3) Must be a born again virgin
4) Must have a detailed understanding of female anatomy
5) Must be able to fix things
6) Must have command over the english language including swear words.


Do you fit the bill?
PM me!


HAHHAHAHHA!!!

[Amberosia]

I enjoyed that movie

[Chronos]

The quest never ends, father time! That is what your username means, right? :|

i actually picked it because of my godly ability to wind people up.

har har har.

[Walktheline]

3,4 and definately 6


Its unrealistic to expect a guy to know the female anatomy and english?
AND be a born again virgin? What world do you live in, sir.

[ZzoO]

Ok boys, apply if this applies:


1) Must have positive distortion of self. ie "hey I look pretty good" - No.
"I'm the hottest thing I've ever seen. if I were a chick, I'd do me" - Yes.
2) Must have an accent and use filler words such as "innit" and "yeah?"
3) Must be a born again virgin
4) Must have a detailed understanding of female anatomy
5) Must be able to fix things
6) Must have command over the english language including swear words.


Do you fit the bill?
PM me!


r u saying that bill fits and whether we can compare to bill?.. :p

where is he anyway... "bill was here"

[cassa nova]

Its unrealistic to expect a guy to know the female anatomy and english?
AND be a born again virgin? What world do you live in, sir.
a realistic one

[Walktheline]

r u saying that bill fits and whether we can compare to bill?.. :p

where is he anyway... "bill was here"


addendum: skip #1-6 if you are bill. I miss that silly kiwi.

[Walktheline]

wishful thinking..


Do you know the song Green Manalishi with the Three Prong Crown? Cause it was pure cock.

[cassa nova]

Ok boys, apply if this applies:


1) Must have positive distortion of self. ie "hey I look pretty good" - No.
"I'm the hottest thing I've ever seen. if I were a chick, I'd do me" - Yes.
2) Must have an accent and use filler words such as "innit" and "yeah?"
3) Must be a born again virgin
4) Must have a detailed understanding of female anatomy
5) Must be able to fix things
6) Must have command over the english language including swear words.


Do you fit the bill?
PM me!

born again virgin hmmmmm kind of defeats the purpose

[Walktheline]

i actually picked it because of my godly ability to wind people up.

har har har.

hohoho. good one. you pass #6 although 'command' is a strong word, but I'm not picky. :D

[Walktheline]

born again virgin hmmmmm kind of defeats the purpose


What purpose, casanova?

[UnevenButtocks]

What purpose, casanova?


You forgot the claim of a 10++ inch penis.

[cassa nova]

What purpose, casanova?
once youve popped your cherry its gone 4 eva, you cant just be a 'born again virgin' thats just makin excuses, lol

sorry if i seem a bit harsh

[Walktheline]

You forgot the claim of a 10++ inch penis.

I think that fits under #1. faboo sig although I will miss the ferocious little toothless cub. He was fiesty.

[FTJfag]

Fuck, you so want me.

[Amberosia]

wishful thinking..you make the best threads, ever.

[BigCrazyIndian]

Damn, I'm the exact opposite :ashamed:

but massive personal wealth will make up for all my deficiencies right?

[Walktheline]

once youve popped your cherry its gone 4 eva, you cant just be a 'born again virgin' thats just makin excuses, lol

sorry if i seem a bit harsh


Would you marry a girl if she had sex once and really regretted it?

[UnevenButtocks]

I think that fits under #1. faboo sig although I will miss the ferocious little toothless cub. He was fiesty.


Yeah he is very cute, but I tend to lean towards the dark side more. I change them all the time so I am sure the little cub will eventually come back when I am in a more mellow mood;)

[CrazyJoker]

you know you want me

[UnevenButtocks]

Damn, I'm the exact opposite :ashamed:

but massive personal wealth will make up for all my deficiencies right?


:lol: you don't even have that!

[Amberosia]

you know you want mei think she was being sarcastic with the criteria.

[CrazyJoker]

i think she was being sarcastic with the criteria.

and so was i with my stupid lame comment :)

[Amberosia]

:lol: you don't even have that!how mean. maybe he's rich in good humor?

[Amberosia]

and so was i with my stupid lame comment :)aw, it wasn't stupid or lame. it had real heart, kid.

[UnevenButtocks]

how mean. maybe he's rich in good humor?


only in his mother's eyes...

[Chronos]

hohoho. good one. you pass #6 although 'command' is a strong word, but I'm not picky. :D

ah well, getting to know me is like peeling an onion.

[Amberosia]

only in his mother's eyes...nah, i like that guy. he's got a good heart AND he's tall.

[Amberosia]

ah well, getting to know me is like peeling an onion.every layer you remove makes you cry and at the end you're left with nothing?
OH SNAP.

[Walktheline]

u wish u knew the song..coz its the 2 prong crown...not 3...i dun care if it's pure cock coz u din't even get it rite...better luck next time :D

snap! you ARE a metal messiah.

[CrazyJoker]

aw, it wasn't stupid or lame. it had real heart, kid.

what ever floats your body lady

[cassa nova]

Would you marry a girl if she had sex once and really regretted it?
yeah no one is perfect, aslong as she learnt from her mistake and stayed faithful to me.

i'l stand by her

[UnevenButtocks]

nah, i like that guy. he's got a good heart AND he's tall.


Trust me, you don't have to tell me he's great, I know:). But I will kick him in the nuts when I see him just for the hell of it.

[Amberosia]

what ever floats your body ladyum...like water?

do u kno how i could make a poll?

[Walktheline]

Trust me, you don't have to tell me he's great, I know:). But I will kick him in the nuts when I see him just for the hell of it.


you got to hang out? lucky ducky.
Does the floor shake when he walks?

[Amberosia]

Trust me, you don't have to tell me he's great, I know:). But I will kick him in the nuts when I see him just for the hell of it.e-sexual tension?

yummay

[Chronos]

every layer you remove makes you cry and at the end you're left with nothing?
OH SNAP.

indeed!

but the catch is: you keep wanting to remove the layers. ;)

[Amberosia]

you got to hang out? lucky ducky.
Does the floor shake when he walks?would u get with someone like matisyahu?

really religious lookin but foine personality.

i'm super into religious guys.

[CrazyJoker]

um...like water?

do u kno how i could make a poll?

umm poll i made oen b4 i don't member how to

plus ur the one with 14000 + replies..

you would know better than I

[Amberosia]

umm poll i made oen b4 i don't member how to

plus ur the one with 14000 + replies..

you would know better than Ii forget man, it happens when you get old.

i think i have alzeihemers...and i dont care if i spelt it wrong...

[BigCrazyIndian]

Trust me, you don't have to tell me he's great, I know:). But I will kick him in the nuts when I see him just for the hell of it.

oh no, don't backpeddle....now you have to pay for lunch.
and I still contend that you can't kick that high, so I'm safe.

you should learn a few things from Amber.

[CrazyJoker]

i forget man, it happens when you get old.

i think i have alzeihemers...and i dont care if i spelt it wrong...

lol well ask away i'm sure someone knows

i think i've done enough threadin for today

catch u later..

toodlez

[Amberosia]

oh no, don't backpeddle....now you have to pay for lunch.
and I still contend that you can't kick that high, so I'm safe.

you should learn a few things from Amber.that was beautiful, truely.

[Walktheline]

would u get with someone like matisyahu?

really religious lookin but foine personality.

i'm super into religious guys.


Yeah, personality wins over looks.
I got involved with a religious guy but for the incorrect reason of hoping I'd get answers. :/

[cassa nova]

would u get with someone like matisyahu?

really religious lookin but foine personality.

i'm super into religious guys.
thats good you cant go wrong with someone who fears God

[UnevenButtocks]

that was beautiful, truely.


Oh, so I'm mean when I make fun of him, but when he mocks me he's being beautiful?

[Amberosia]

Yeah, personality wins over looks.
I got involved with a religious guy but for the incorrect reason of hoping I'd get answers. :/I'd give advice, but religion makes no sense to me. I just follow when I can/what I can.

Sorta like, I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to say it...
So, I may not agree with your edicts but I will follow blindly until I die.

I dont even kno if I want answers anymore. I've accepted that religion is something you either just accept or don't.

[FTJfag]

i'm super into religious guys.

I've already been circumcised, but i'm willing to snip off an extra inch of skin, just to prove myself.

[Amberosia]

Oh, so I'm mean when I make fun of him, but when he mocks me he's being beautiful?I'm sexist. I'm going to give my sons more cookies than my daughters.

[Amberosia]

I've already been circumcised, but i'm willing to snip off an extra inch of skin, just to prove myself.but then what will you have left? religion also stresses reproduction and you'd need something to help with that.

[UnevenButtocks]

I'm sexist. I'm going to give my sons more cookies than my daughters.


So how bad would you feel if all you get is daughters?

[BigCrazyIndian]

that was beautiful, truely.

as are you. and I don't think I said this before, but it is good to see you back and posting.

[FTJfag]

I went out with a super hot religious chick once. Yeah, what a fucking waste of time.

[cassa nova]

I've already been circumcised, but i'm willing to snip off an extra inch of skin, just to prove myself.
lol that doesnt mean youre religious thats to keep things clean down there.

A persons piety is measured by his/her intentions and actions.

[Amberosia]

So how bad would you feel if all you get is daughters?I'm adopting mang. A-D-O-P-T-I-N-G

I can't not have sons. It's just not possible. STOP WORRYING me...but really, I've decided to adopt 3 kids.

[Amberosia]

as are you. and I don't think I said this before, but it is good to see you back and posting.that was deep, son. MAD DEEP YO. B SHORTY B.

[I went to sleep at 5 am....and I woke up at 8!]

[FTJfag]

but then what will you have left? religion also stresses reproduction and you'd need something to help with that.


I'll be removing the "skin", not my actual penis. I'll still be able to get a raging boner that will be able to pierce your tight little pool of delights. However, instead of looking like a beautifully cooked sausage, it will look like a beautiful raw sausage.

[Amberosia]

I went out with a super hot religious chick once. Yeah, what a fucking waste of time.you should have dated a hebrew. there's no God for the Lost Tribe once the lights go out. It's just wrong but really good. Or so, I've heard.

[Amberosia]

I'll be removing the "skin", not my actual penis. I'll still be able to get a raging boner that will be able to pierce your tight little pool of delights. However, instead of looking like a beautifully cooked sausage, it will look like a beautiful raw sausage.Suddenly for some reason unknown to me, I'm in the mood for an Oscar-Meyer...hmmm....you're really dirty. You kno that right? I'm rootin for you and meg to get it on.

[FTJfag]

lol that doesnt mean youre religious thats to keep things clean down there.



You know nothing.

The more skin you remove from your penis, the more religious you are. I'll be going to heaven since i'll be removing an extra inch. Inshallah.

[cassa nova]

You know nothing.

The more skin you remove from your penis, the more religious you are. I'll be going to heaven since i'll be removing an extra inch. Inshallah.
beep beep beep i detect sarcasm

[Amberosia]

thats good you cant go wrong with someone who fears Godno, i meant i just have thing for guys in white shalwar kameez and beards on their way to jummah
rowr.

hahaha eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil

[cassa nova]

you should have dated a hebrew. there's no God for the Lost Tribe once the lights go out. It's just wrong but really good. Or so, I've heard.
God is for everyone

[Amberosia]

God is for everyoneno way! are you serious?

[FTJfag]

I'm rootin for you and meg to get it on.

Dawg, she doesn't fuck- she has no chance with me. Poor thing.

[Amberosia]

Dawg, she doesn't fuck- she has no chance with me. Poor thing.that's what they all say, son...you just gotta kno the words a la ali baba and his "open sesame"...come on son, u can do it...

[vikownethu]

:lol:

[Walktheline]

I'd give advice, but religion makes no sense to me. I just follow when I can/what I can.

Sorta like, I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to say it...
So, I may not agree with your edicts but I will follow blindly until I die.

I dont even kno if I want answers anymore. I've accepted that religion is something you either just accept or don't.


I do it too. Follow what I can but I still ask why. People just tell me I'm confused and that I should leap into their belief system and settle into it. I feel like I'm trying to reach the destination without going through the journey by doing that. I believe in God, its the formalized religion part I'm still coming to terms with I guess. dunno, its confusing for me.

[Amberosia]

I do it too. Follow what I can but I still ask why. People just tell me I'm confused and that I should leap into their belief system and settle into it. I feel like I'm trying to reach the destination without going through the journey by doing that. I believe in God, its the formalized religion part I'm still coming to terms with I guess. dunno, its confusing for me.what religion were you born into? i wanted to join Kabaalah for a while, cause I really dig Britney...but then Ashton Kutcher joined and I really hate that pretty fucker.

[cassa nova]

no way! are you serious?
lol *shocked* yeah

[cassa nova]

what religion were you born into? i wanted to join Kabaalah for a while, cause I really dig Britney...but then Ashton Kutcher joined and I really hate that pretty fucker.
wtf kaballa is black magic, witchcraft :rolleyes:

[Amberosia]

lol *shocked* yeahmy world's turned upside down....

[cassa nova]

my world's turned upside down....
mines turned sideways

[Amberosia]

wtf kaballa is black magic, witchcraft :rolleyes:get an education, b.

kaabalah is a mystic branch of judaism, like sufism. damn son, u think madonna would support witchcraft? i'm shocked.

[Amberosia]

mines turned sidewayseveryone's world turns sideways. it's called "the earth's rotation"

[Meshi]

I already knw im perfect :hand:

[FTJfag]

that's what they all say, son...you just gotta kno the words a la ali baba and his "open sesame"...come on son, u can do it...

Dawg, look, I ain't going to lie, I've also noticed the chemistry between me and Meg. I didn't want to make it a public issue, but since her attraction for me is so damn obvious, I guess there is no point trying to cover it up.

Listen, even if we do get together, I won't rely on words to make her unbolt her dusty, cob-webbed cunt. I'd straight up rip her legs apart with my fists of rage, and blast my cock up her vag.

Bitches like her need to be handled, otherwise they'll just sit there gathering dust with a Quran in their hands.

[Walktheline]

what religion were you born into? i wanted to join Kabaalah for a while, cause I really dig Britney...but then Ashton Kutcher joined and I really hate that pretty fucker.


hinduism.
Ashton is into kabaalah?? This ruins his perpetual 15 year old boy image for me.

[Amberosia]

Dawg, look, I ain't going to lie, I've also noticed the chemistry between me and Meg. I didn't want to make it a public issue, but since her attraction for me is so damn obvious, I guess there is no point trying to cover it up.

Listen, even if we do get together, I won't rely on words to make her unbolt her dusty, cob-webbed cunt. I'd straight up rip her legs apart with my fists of rage, and blast my cock up her vag.

Bitches like her need to be handled, otherwise they'll just sit there gathering dust with a Quran in their hands.You'll get shot one of these days. I won't say I'll be sad to see you go, but I will enjoy hearing your last words, DAWG.

Oh and I suspect a nice little boy under that clever facade of horniness...so, if anything Meg'll be handling YOU.

[Amberosia]

hinduism.
Ashton is into kabaalah?? This ruins his perpetual 15 year old boy image for me.Oh My God, when Sean Combs and I get married, I'm taking a hit out on Ashton...I hate that guy.

[Walktheline]

I already knw im perfect :hand:


What are your specs. Number them please.

[FTJfag]

Seems like a lot of people are following religion aimlessly, but for the sake of consensus and acceptance. No wonder people are confused.

[FTJfag]

Oh and I suspect a nice little boy under that clever facade of horniness...so, if anything Meg'll be handling YOU.


Dawg, I'm nice _and_ horny. The two attributes don't contradict one another.

[Amberosia]

Seems like a lot of people are following religion aimlessly, but for the sake of consensus and acceptance. No wonder people are confused.
ew. what in the name of hell was that DAWG? let's stick to being offensive/crude shall we? it's what you're good at.

[Amberosia]

Dawg, I'm nice _and_ horny. The two attributes don't contradict one another.nice boys don't talk bout shoving their stuff into other people's stuff.

[FTJfag]

Dawg, I can't always keep my omnipotent intelligence under wraps. I'm literally fighting a monster; sometimes it leaks.

[FTJfag]

What are your specs. Number them please.


How about I spare your head from getting blasted off by one of my cum-missiles, in return I'll let you close this shitty thread with a conclusion- I'm your perfect man.

[Amberosia]

Dawg, I can't always keep my omnipotent intelligence under wraps. I'm literally fighting a monster; sometimes it leaks.that's hot. if i was creating an army of e-gangsters, i'd try to recruit you.

[cassa nova]

get an education, b.

kaabalah is a mystic branch of judaism, like sufism. damn son, u think madonna would support witchcraft? i'm shocked.
its a jewish form of black magic taken, manipulated and immplemented from the Pharoes when they were slaves.

[FTJfag]

that's hot. if i was creating an army of e-gangsters, i'd try to recruit you.
That reminds me...

During the slavery era, white people used to make the strongest/fittest black slaves reproduce, so they would ultimately produce super slaves.

[Walktheline]

its a jewish form of black magic taken, manipulated and immplemented from the Pharoes when they were slaves.

How did you decide on the name "cassa nova", casanova? I'm dying to know.

[cassa nova]

How did you decide on the name "cassa nova", casanova? I'm dying to know.
my name kasim and it kind of sounds the same lol :rolleyes:

[FTJfag]

my name kasim and it kind of sounds the same lol :rolleyes:


You should have opted for "Casino", because people will assume that you're stepping on my toes by using the name "cassa nova"

[Amberosia]

its a jewish form of black magic taken, manipulated and immplemented from the Pharoes when they were slaves.The Pharoahs were Jews? The Pharoahs were slaves?

what history books are you reading?

[Amberosia]

That reminds me...

During the slavery era, white people used to make the strongest/fittest black slaves reproduce, so they would ultimately produce super slaves.i remember. i remember that part in amistad where they oiled up all those blackies. it was gnarly.

[Walktheline]

That reminds me...

During the slavery era, white people used to make the strongest/fittest black slaves reproduce, so they would ultimately produce super slaves.

Can we produce anything superior to you, ftj? that hot rapier wit can't be beat.
anyway, off to school.

[UnevenButtocks]

The Pharoahs were Jews? The Pharoahs were slaves?

what history books are you reading?


:lol:

[FTJfag]

Can we produce anything superior to you, ftj?

No. I was a miracle.

"often imitated, never duplicated"

[Amberosia]

Can we produce anything superior to you, ftj? that hot rapier wit can't be beat.uh, yeah. that would be ME.

http://www.elle.fr/images/or/7622/PDiddy.jpg

Em Diddy. I run this city.
[from new york to milan, i gotz it goin on]

[FTJfag]

Thanks for supporting my notion by providing evidence, "often imitated, never duplicated"

[Amberosia]

Thanks for supporting my notion by providing evidence, "often imitated, never duplicated"be easy, playah. ain't nobody tryna imitate you...wouldnt i be posting a mark mcgrath pic then?
OH SNAP OH SNAP. I USED A RECYCLED INSULT. OH SNAP. I KNO IT HURTS NOW BABY, BUT YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.

http://www.break.com/articles/wrestlingfan.html

[FTJfag]

Dawgs, I have so many hot pictures of myself that I'm holding back. It hurts a little.

[cassa nova]

The Pharoahs were Jews? The Pharoahs were slaves?

what history books are you reading?
what im saying is that kaballa is a jewish form of black magic.
Some jews took the idea from the Pharoes who use to practice black magic openly. Later on using the pharoes ideas and their own they created a form of black magic called kaballa.

kaballa promises immortality and is associated with the devils work.

[Amberosia]

Dawgs, I have so many hot pictures of myself that I'm holding back. It hurts a little.Embrace your hotness or lack thereof.

[Amberosia]

what im saying is that kaballa is a jewish form of black magic.
Some jews took the idea from the Pharoes who use to practice black magic openly. Later on using the pharoes ideas and their own they created a form of black magic called kaballa.

kaballa promises immortality and is associated with the devils work.

Kind of like some so called muslims get taweez which is also black magic, these people are destined to hell because you should not put your trust in anyone except God and ecspecially not the devil.ok.

I don't particularly want to argue on the merits of Kaballah or Sufism. Cause I follow neither, and I'm not in the mood to play Devil's advocate

[CrazyJoker]

em CrazyJ

[gotu]

Ok boys, apply if this applies:


1) Must have positive distortion of self. ie "hey I look pretty good" - No.
"I'm the hottest thing I've ever seen. if I were a chick, I'd do me" - Yes.
2) Must have an accent and use filler words such as "innit" and "yeah?"
3) Must be a born again virgin
4) Must have a detailed understanding of female anatomy
5) Must be able to fix things
6) Must have command over the english language including swear words.


Do you fit the bill?
PM me!
Yea i fit that description but unfortunately i doubt u fit my description of a perfect woman.

[Amberosia]

Yea i fit that description but unfortunately i doubt u fit my description of a perfect woman.so you're not into pretty/intelligent/witty?

[UnevenButtocks]

uh, yeah. that would be ME.

http://x01.xanga.com/d058930b7343021979018/z15632035.jpg http://www.elle.fr/images/or/7622/PDiddy.jpg

Em Diddy. I run this city.
[from new york to milan, i gotz it goin on]

look at the two chicks behind Diddy, wtf is that about ? :lol:

[cassa nova]

ok.

I don't particularly want to argue on the merits of Kaballah or Sufism. Cause I follow neither, and I'm not in the mood to play Devil's advocate
lol okay

but sufism is different to kaballa

sufis but their trust in god anyway case closed cant be assed talkin about it.

[Amberosia]

i see meg searched her own name.

[Amberosia]

look at the two chicks behind Diddy, wtf is that about ? :lol:they be like, "oh snap, it's sean." "he gots it goin on"

[FTJfag]

I seriously couldn't get with someone who doesn't fuck.

Well, that's a lie, I'd just cheat on her.

[gotu]

so you're not into pretty/intelligent/witty?
Ofcourse i am.But once you find your soulmate,you cant think of anyone else replacing that person.You know that feeling as if the happiness of reality has far exceeded every fantasies and dreams out there??In the words of Paris Hilton...'oh yea,thats hott'

[FTJfag]

Ofcourse i am.But once you find your soulmate,you cant think of anyone else replacing that person.You know that feeling as if the happiness of reality has far exceeded every fantasies and dreams out there??In the words of Paris Hilton...'oh yea,thats hott'

I've felt like that before, and I still couldn't stay faithful.

[Amberosia]

Ofcourse i am.But once you find your soulmate,you cant think of anyone else replacing that person.You know that feeling as if the happiness of reality has far exceeded every fantasies and dreams out there??In the words of Paris Hilton...'oh yea,thats hott'oh i wanna show u something...

[gotu]

I've felt like that before, and I still couldn't stay faithful.
A great feeling innit?To each their own bro...But in honesty,its fucking awesome.i feel as if cloud nine just aint high enough.

[Amberosia]

in plato's symposium, the greek playwright aristophanes discusses this myth about these 'circle' people. they were almost representations of circular perfection, and had double the physical attributes that we have today, meaning four arms, four legs, two heads, etc. the things is that this race was in existence for a long period of time, but they had grown to be very narcissistic and arrogant. it was due to this that zeus was angered, and aimed to destroy the circulars. so zeus, the creator and omnipotent, sends a lightning bolt down in punishment and splits each of the circle people into two, each with their own set of limbs and physical traits--but each also with a hole in their stomachs to remind them that they were once attached to another. the split formed humans, us as individuals, and somewhere out there is our other half, the person that makes us complete and perfectly circular.

[FTJfag]

A great feeling innit?To each their own bro...But in honesty,its fucking awesome.i feel as if cloud nine just aint high enough.


So, you've currently got a bitch on the go? Someone you love and fuck?

[gotu]

in plato's symposium, the greek playwright aristophanes discusses this myth about these 'circle' people. they were almost representations of circular perfection, and had double the physical attributes that we have today, meaning four arms, four legs, two heads, etc. the things is that this race was in existence for a long period of time, but they had grown to be very narcissistic and arrogant. it was due to this that zeus was angered, and aimed to destroy the circulars. so zeus, the creator and omnipotent, sends a lightning bolt down in punishment and splits each of the circle people into two, each with their own set of limbs and physical traits--but each also with a hole in their stomachs to remind them that they were once attached to another. the split formed humans, us as individuals, and somewhere out there is our other half, the person that makes us complete and perfectly circular.
That was niceeee!!!An amazing thought indeed,filled with mad depth.I so fucking believe in it.Well said.

[gotu]

So, you've currently got a bitch on the go? Someone you love and fuck?
yea,love her to death.Fuck?Nah...we waiting till marriage.

[Amberosia]

That was niceeee!!!An amazing thought indeed,filled with mad depth.I so fucking believe in it.Well said.i'm not aristophanes, but thanks.

[Amberosia]

yea,love her to death.Fuck?Nah...we waiting till marriage.that's why you love her to death

[FTJfag]

yea,love her to death.Fuck?Nah...we waiting till marriage.


It can't be love then, dawg.

[gotu]

i'm not aristophanes, but thanks.
lol i know.But it takes a great mind to agree with one.Obviously your thoughts are similar,hence you posted that.I believe Edward Furlong said it American History X,that chances are someone had already wrote out thought on paper and there is no way in hell you can top it any better.So why try to re-write it,just steal the words and give the credit.

[gotu]

It can't be love then, dawg.
Our definitions of love differ dawg.I will not dispute your opinion...you're entitled to it.

[Amberosia]

lol i know.But it takes a great mind to agree with one.Obviously your thoughts are similar,hence you posted that.I believe Edward Furlong said it American History X,that chances are someone had already wrote out thought on paper and there is no way in hell you can top it any better.So why try to re-write it,just steal the words and give the credit.im not stephen glass.

[mr photographer]

im not stephen glass.

bambi's back :dance3:

[gotu]

im not stephen glass.
And the ones who mistake you for stephen glass shall be damned.

[chica247]

I honstly thought you were gonna post a picture of me.
Ha Ha Good One. :hug:

[bengoli_meg]

Dawg, look, I ain't going to lie, I've also noticed the chemistry between me and Meg. I didn't want to make it a public issue, but since her attraction for me is so damn obvious, I guess there is no point trying to cover it up.

Listen, even if we do get together, I won't rely on words to make her unbolt her dusty, cob-webbed cunt. I'd straight up rip her legs apart with my fists of rage, and blast my cock up her vag.

Bitches like her need to be handled, otherwise they'll just sit there gathering dust with a Quran in their hands.


Another man is already on that conquest.

:idea:

Not that it matters, I really don't think you could handle me...stick to easy women, you seem like the type that doesn't like to break a sweat...



and ruin your perfect hair.



Amberosia- you naughty girl, using me and egging ftjfag on for your own entertainment....who am i kidding, i woulda done the same.

btw, i can't search my own name. The seach min is 4 letters.

[reaz]

:rofl:

[Sikh4Lyfe]

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

[ORaNGe dAsY]

looooooooooooooolllll :p

[superblade]

Ok boys, apply if this applies:


1) Must have positive distortion of self. ie "hey I look pretty good" - No.
"I'm the hottest thing I've ever seen. if I were a chick, I'd do me" - Yes.
2) Must have an accent and use filler words such as "innit" and "yeah?"
3) Must be a born again virgin
4) Must have a detailed understanding of female anatomy
5) Must be able to fix things
6) Must have command over the english language including swear words.


Do you fit the bill?
PM me!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/bladesuper/gun2.jpg

Yo, I'm hotter than the soles of African children lost in the Namib desert....yeah, innit the truth? I'm a BAV who did over 200 pelvic eaminations....let's just say I mastered the female anatomy.....oh I'm quite the fixer-upper........bitch...asshole....fucker.

Just look at my picture....I'm the world's true adonis.

[Walktheline]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/bladesuper/gun2.jpg

Yo, I'm hotter than the soles of African children lost in the Namib desert....yeah, innit the truth? I'm a BAV who did over 200 pelvic eaminations....let's just say I mastered the female anatomy.....oh I'm quite the fixer-upper........bitch...asshole....fucker.

Just look at my picture....I'm the world's true adonis.

I'll love you once you fix your eyebrows and hair. :I

[bengoli_meg]

I'll love you once you fix your eyebrows and hair. :I

he also is in bad need of a shave. is it just me or does the part of his head that contains his brain look unsually small?

[superblade]

I'll love you once you fix your eyebrows and hair. :I

ugggg......you simply can't appreciate goodness.

knowwonderzyouzeaintgottamannz.

[Robiul]

i'm perfect already

[Sikh4Lyfe]

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

To be honest, your requirements sound exactly like me. But I am a bit too young for ya, I know it will be a tough let down but you're going to have to move on and find someone a little closer to your age. But you're welcome to fantasize about me. Just tell me about all the acounts where you get wet off thinking about me.

=)~

[Walktheline]

ugggg......you simply can't appreciate goodness.

knowwonderzyouzeaintgottamannz.


you did NOT just go there, girlfriend.
And yeah, your nugget is too small. And you lack wall hangings. And your picture composition stinks. :(

[superblade]

he also is in bad need of a shave. is it just me or does the part of his head that contains his brain look unsually small?


Its calles a "pin head"


Its gives me a more horizontal aerodynamic appeal.


(yeah, the ladies know what i'm talkin' about)

[Amberosia]

Another man is already on that conquest.

:idea:

Not that it matters, I really don't think you could handle me...stick to easy women, you seem like the type that doesn't like to break a sweat...



and ruin your perfect hair.



Amberosia- you naughty girl, using me and egging ftjfag on for your own entertainment....who am i kidding, i woulda done the same.

btw, i can't search my own name. The seach min is 4 letters.oh can u give me a phrase...to refer to u as...so u can search it whenever i egg the fag on...he amuses me EVER soooo much....i think he really <3s you and cries himself to sleep every night...it's beautiful

[superblade]

you did NOT just go there, girlfriend.
And yeah, your nugget is too small. And you lack wall hangings. And your picture composition stinks. :(


well....if SOMEBODY would have responded to all those nice, old creepy white guys looking for a "tree-hugging Guju princess" then we wouldn't be single....now would we?

[bengoli_meg]

oh can u give me a phrase...to refer to u as...so u can search it whenever i egg the fag on...he amuses me EVER soooo much....i think he really <3s you and cries himself to sleep every night...it's beautiful

meggy will work or bmeg. and where in the world did you get this notion that he <3's me? i mean we all know he's still hurtin' over angelique.

I highly doubt he's going to follow this thread anyways, but just in case...

ftjfag is a big poop-head

[superblade]

What was wrong with these guys??


All these sweet, loving men wanted was to "taste some curry p***y"


If you would have responded you could of been like MARRIED by now!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/bladesuper/me2.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/bladesuper/hat_shot_11.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/bladesuper/noo.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/bladesuper/eb7a_1_1.jpg

[Walktheline]

=)~


I stared at your hot sexy pic as I made this post. (Get jealous ladies)
Unfortunately, you're just too VIP for me... that and you're a baby. We couldn't even go drinking together. You can't even rent a car. :(

[Sikh4Lyfe]

I stared at your hot sexy pic as I made this post. (Get jealous ladies)
Unfortunately, you're just too VIP for me... that and you're a baby. We couldn't even go drinking together. You can't even rent a car. :(

We cant? Isnt 20 legal age in America?

And dont worry about my VIP-ness, it just constitutes my awesomeness and how these internet rejects worship me.

[Walktheline]

well....if SOMEBODY would have responded to all those nice, old creepy white guys looking for a "tree-hugging Guju princess" then we wouldn't be single....now would we?


they weren't looking for a tree-hugging Gujju princess. They were looking for an "exotic" lay. :P

[Amberosia]

meggy will work or bmeg. and where in the world did you get this notion that he <3's me? i mean we all know he's still hurtin' over angelique.

I highly doubt he's going to follow this thread anyways, but just in case...

ftjfag is a big poop-headohhh I just remembered the angelique fiasco....oh man, HE LOVED HER...bmeg it is...and meggy maybe also meggy poo, cause it sounds cute

hahahahha
poop

[bengoli_meg]

ohhh I just remembered the angelique fiasco....oh man, HE LOVED HER...bmeg it is...and meggy maybe also meggy poo, cause it sounds cute

hahahahha
poop


honestly, if you can manage to annoy him or make him lose his cool, i will love you.

cause i've tried.

[Walktheline]

We cant? Isnt 20 legal age in America?

And dont worry about my VIP-ness, it just constitutes my awesomeness and how these internet rejects worship me.

21 actually.. although you might be able to VIP your way into a certain liquor store. ew nevermind, you're just a baby. :(

[EyeAllure604]

There's no such thing!

[Sikh4Lyfe]

There's no such thing!

Theres me! Epitome of perfect, how dare you not realize that.

[Walktheline]

There's no such thing!

your eyes ARE alluring.

[EyeAllure604]

Theres me! Epitome of perfect, how dare you not realize that.

Wow, you are 1 in a billion, trillion, ka-zillion.

You must have a lot of girls knocking on your door.

[Amberosia]

honestly, if you can manage to annoy him or make him lose his cool, i will love you.

cause i've tried.i've done it before. he tries being "smart" when i post. i've noticed that.

[solarez]

u can stop ur search..im here now

[EyeAllure604]

your eyes ARE alluring.

Thank you! :)

[Sikh4Lyfe]

Wow, you are 1 in a billion, trillion, ka-zillion.

You must have a lot of girls knocking on your door.

Of course, but I am waiting for you.



:dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3: :dance3:

[Walktheline]

u can stop ur search..im here now

ok, what am I thinking right.... now?

[solarez]

ok, what am I thinking right.... now?

ur thinkin about undressing me :eek:

[youngwun]

yes

[superblade]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/bladesuper/img002.jpg

Namaste Princess (i guess that's your name for now,)

I'm Adam; a 29 year old white male from Astoria, Queens. There should be a picture attached to this message. If so, I'm the one on the left in both. If not, let me know and I'll try again. Everyone else pictured are just friends.

About me, you ask? Well, for starters, I wouldn't say I'm a beatnik, although I do embody certain similar qualities as one. Guitar strumming,.....yes. Poetry writing,......only if you include some poorly written lyrics from time to time. I've never officially hugged a tree, but I have been vegan for years and years, and vegetarian before that. I'm a Chiropractor, and also work in Queens. God bless the short commute.

So, this is my "biodata" in a nutshell. I'll keep it short for now, as I assume you'll receive plenty of replies to sort through. But, if you'd like to talk or know more, I'd love to hear back. Until then, Adam

adam_ny_2003@yahoo.com



Yo......I hooked you up. I mean, who can pass up a whiteboy from Astoria??

super"mewillfindyouamans"blade.

[superblade]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/bladesuper/HikingVik.jpg

Heya... well, there aren’t too many vegetarian Indian-americans left... let alone, left of center, tree-huggin and the rest...

And I don’t like any animal products (tho I’m not even trying to kick my dairy addiction). Ah well... anyhow, I was actually just looking up vegetarian on cl... and I came across your post and figured I’d respond.



(side note: funny, my friend – none of my friends are vegetarian, strangely – has posed the concept of growing meat without slaughter, like in a test tube, and wouldn’t ya know it, they can do it... its in this weeks’ nytimes/magazine – there is a dilemma!)



I’m out on long island, I run a business out here with my dad, so I don’t meet too many young Indian women in work as a writer/speaker. Oh, speaking of poetry... I’m an amateur spoken word artist, tho haven’t done a damn thing with it in over a year. But I did start our creative arts journal up in college (feather in my cap, never used it to impress a chick) ;)



Anyhow, I’m 27, 28 in jan... I tend to ramble very easily... so hopefully you also enjoy long and winding walks and talks.

Pic for pic.... let me know more about you...

vik@cogrow.com

Ttfn

~ Vikram






yo, i hooked a sista up again....

super"ifyourbiologicalclokistickingpleasecontactme"blade

[Walktheline]

[

super"mewillfindyouamans"blade.


Chiropractor? That's even hokier than a dentist!
I'm going to invite you to my wedding regardless of how the rishta comes about. I'll show you!

[superblade]

Hi,

I'm 35y/o hot Japanese guy that looking for princess to get together.
6'2" 160lbs. vegetarian. love 420.
I love reggae music. I play base guiter.
I'm working for my own company.
Let me know if you are interested.


love
atsushi
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a241/bladesuper/Photo65.jpg



This guy rocks! Send pic of the babies!

super"icanevenfindyouanasianrastafarian"blade.

[bengoli_meg]

i've done it before. he tries being "smart" when i post. i've noticed that.

that's interesting....maybe he's trying to impress you ;)

[Walktheline]

Hi,

I'm 35y/o hot Japanese guy that looking for princess to get together.
6'2" 160lbs. vegetarian. love 420.
I love reggae music. I play base guiter.
I'm working for my own company.
Let me know if you are interested.


love
atsushi


This guy rocks! Send pic of the babies!

super"icanevenfindyouanasianrastafarian"blade.

he's like splinter from TMNT. I bet he's awesome. I love dudes who play "base" guitar.

[superblade]

he's like splinter from TMNT. I bet he's awesome. I love dudes who play "base" guitar.


then contact him.....do you need his email????

[Walktheline]

then contact him.....do you need his email????

no, I don't need his email.
I heard on the radio today that philadelphia has the nation's purest heroin. :idea:

[superblade]

no, I don't need his email.
I heard on the radio today that philadelphia has the nation's purest heroin. :idea:


word? I'll be in philly soon and will intranasally check out the boasted purity.
Oh, I dont shoot my hero....i snort it.

[Tigr]

Off topic

Amber wrote
and somewhere out there is our other half, the person that makes us complete and perfectly circular.

That's discrimination against fat people, cuz they are already circular.

Welcome back...How was public transportation? Did Algerians try to claim you as their own?

[Amberosia]

that's interesting....maybe he's trying to impress you ;)le fag? non. le fag is my mortal nemesis.

[Amberosia]

Off topic

Amber wrote


That's discrimination against fat people, cuz they are already circular.

Welcome back...How was public transportation? Did Algerians try to claim you as their own?yes, some black people confused me for a maybach and tried to set me on fire.

but i slowly explained that i wasnt a car..after my cousin vouched for me...they understood.

[bengoli_meg]

le fag? non. le fag is my mortal nemesis.

mais, oui. OMG Amberosia, i forgot, we can totally speak french to each other now....

je pense qu'il t'aime, il ne parle pas comme un garcon normale avec des autres...seulment toi.

curieux, non?

[Amberosia]

mais, oui. OMG Amberosia, i forgot, we can totally speak french to each other now....

je pense qu'il t'aime, il ne parle pas comme un garcon normale avec des autres...seulment toi.

curieux, non?hahahaha "garcon normale" hahahahaahahaha j'espere qu'il ne parle pas francais...well, it would vair amusant
au contraire, je pense qu'il vous aime....il essaye de sembler intelligent vous impressionner..je suis seulement un PAWN dans son jeu....hahahaha

it's like when i was in third grade and it was cool to have a "secret" language

[FTJfag]

Errr....Je parle français parfait. Mon intelligence hésite aux occasions aléatoires, qui n'a aucune corrélation avec votre présence.

[Amberosia]

Errr....Je parle français parfait. Mon intelligence hésite aux occasions aléatoires, qui n'a aucune corrélation avec votre présence.arretez-le, DAWG....j'apprecie vos plaisanteries repugnantes...j'aime penser que vous m'adorez secretement et vous voudriez etre comme moi, parce que meg m'aime et vous aimez meg...non? c'est vrai. je compremends.

how did you get the accent marks?

[FTJfag]

Vous avez raison. Montrez-maintenant moi vos poitrines, chienne.

I'm running Linux, so there's no point in me explaining.

[Echelon]

Vous avez raison. Montrez-maintenant moi vos poitrines, chienne.

I'm running Linux, so there's no point in me explaining.dawg, what distro?

[Amberosia]

Vous avez raison. Montrez-maintenant moi vos poitrines, chienne.

I'm running Linux, so there's no point in me explaining.mon petit ami vous blessera tres mauvais.
vous etes un menteur que vous ne parlez pas francais.

tu est grande poulet-tete, fermez le bouche svp.

[bengoli_meg]

hahahaha "garcon normale" hahahahaahahaha j'espere qu'il ne parle pas francais...well, it would vair amusant
au contraire, je pense qu'il vous aime....il essaye de sembler intelligent vous impressionner..je suis seulement un PAWN dans son jeu....hahahaha

it's like when i was in third grade and it was cool to have a "secret" language

well i live in montreal...i'm surrounded by the secret language

[Echelon]

ich bin god.
no secret there.

[Amberosia]

well i live in montreal...i'm surrounded by the secret languagei suspect ftj was using linux. i dont kno why. it's my 5th sense...it's just naggin me...

[Amberosia]

ich bin god.
no secret there.gott in himmel

[bengoli_meg]

i suspect ftj was using linux. i dont kno why. it's my 5th sense...it's just naggin me...

you mean like translation? why wouldn't he?

[Amberosia]

you mean like translation? why wouldn't he?he said he spoke perfect french.

[FTJfag]

French is a mandatory subject in English Schools.

[Amberosia]

French is a mandatory subject in English Schools.what about latin? german?

[bengoli_meg]

he said he spoke perfect french.


lol...everyone lies on the internet. c'est terrible, mais c'est acceptable.

[bengoli_meg]

French is a mandatory subject in English Schools.

really? i thought that was on a Canada thing. for how many years is it manditory?

[FTJfag]

what about latin? german?

Latin isn't mandatory, German is.

[Amberosia]

lol...everyone lies on the internet. c'est terrible, mais c'est acceptable.see, i always picture him as a quiet perve in real life. like, he'll be the funky lookin cat at the bookstore who always smiles kindly...like, elijah's character in "eternal sunshine"...

the weird thing is i know a REAL life ftjfag....he actually says stuff like that in person

[Amberosia]

Latin isn't mandatory, German is.what's lederhosen?

[FTJfag]

really? i thought that was on a Canada thing. for how many years is it manditory?

I studied French and German for 3 years (the mandatory period), but you can go beyond (obviously). I dropped them both as soon as I could.

[Amberosia]

I studied French and German for 3 years (the mandatory period), but you can go beyond (obviously). I dropped them both as soon as I could.that's understandable. german. argh.

[bengoli_meg]

see, i always picture him as a quiet perve in real life. like, he'll be the funky lookin cat at the bookstore who always smiles kindly...like, elijah's character in "eternal sunshine"...

the weird thing is i know a REAL life ftjfag....he actually says stuff like that in person

well anyone who can come up with stuff like that is at least a secret perv in real life. And yeah i know someone too who actually talks like that irl...he's "joking" though.

i have to admit, though, sometimes ftjfag is so vile that it makes me gag. few people have been able to evoke a physical reaction in me like that with just words.

[FTJfag]

see, i always picture him as a quiet perve in real life. like, he'll be the funky lookin cat at the bookstore who always smiles kindly...like, elijah's character in "eternal sunshine"...

the weird thing is i know a REAL life ftjfag....he actually says stuff like that in person


What I say online, I actually say IRL. My friends are all used to it.

Lederhosen, it's a kind of short trouser, very German. Google image search it, if you want further details!

[Amberosia]

well anyone who can come up with stuff like that is at least a secret perv in real life. And yeah i know someone too who actually talks like that irl...he's "joking" though.

i have to admit, though, sometimes ftjfag is so vile that it makes me gag. few people have been able to evoke a physical reaction in me like that with just words.really? i always laugh out loud when he writes stuff, but he doesnt direct it at me...maybe thats why he's hilarious..i kinda feel bad for him..it's like he doesnt get real love or somethin so he compensates for it by being dirty...

but then i LOVE dirty jokes.

only when they're not bout me.

[Amberosia]

What I say online, I actually say IRL. My friends are all used to it.

Lederhosen, it's a kind of short trouser, very German. Google image search it, if you want further details!yeah, my friend's like that...many occasions he's asked for inappropriate favors...loudly...but it's HILARIOUS...HILARIOUS, I TELL YOU..but he's all talk.

I like that name, Lederhosen.

[bengoli_meg]

really? i always laugh out loud when he writes stuff, but he doesnt direct it at me...maybe thats why he's hilarious..i kinda feel bad for him..it's like he doesnt get real love or somethin so he compensates for it by being dirty...

but then i LOVE dirty jokes.

only when they're not bout me.


everyone likes dirty jokes (some wont admit it, but they do). One of my girlfriends is by far the dirtiest person i ever met and she's hilarious, especially because she looks so damn innocent. but even i have my limits, and jokes involving physical violence doesn't sit well with me.

anyways tata

[FTJfag]

Don't feel bad, I get a lot of love and attention in real life. I'm very popular, probably because I'm hot, though. You know how society works...

[Amberosia]

I'm sorry FTJ, I feel soooo super bad for you. I even cried a little. It's ok, there's someone out there for you. You don't have to pretend anymore. We all die alone.

[UnevenButtocks]

Two hot girls talking only about him. I bet this is the biggest orgasm he has ever had on RD.

[:0(-_-)0: mirchi]

3,5and 6 (witout the swearing part)...i like baddies who r really goodies inside..

[Rcade]

Ok boys, apply if this applies:


1) Must have positive distortion of self. ie "hey I look pretty good" - No.
"I'm the hottest thing I've ever seen. if I were a chick, I'd do me" - Yes.
2) Must have an accent and use filler words such as "innit" and "yeah?"
3) Must be a born again virgin
4) Must have a detailed understanding of female anatomy
5) Must be able to fix things
6) Must have command over the english language including swear words.


Do you fit the bill?
PM me!

nope

[zaph69]

4) Must have a detailed understanding of female anatomy

im sure i can help you with that!

[lost_z3phyr]

whats the meaning of perfect? and even smoe one was perfect i doubt they would PM you