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lumbichokri
December 12th, 2005, 12:15 AM
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

GT_Starrr
December 12th, 2005, 12:35 AM
i do # 3 all the time but its only becuz i have an free incoming calls plan :ashamed:

bengoli_meg
December 12th, 2005, 12:37 AM
okay number 5 sounds like it'll lead to a slap.

wtf if my bf and i are having an argument and he kissed me, i'd be like "whachoo doing fool?"

lumbichokri
December 12th, 2005, 12:39 AM
okay number 5 sounds like it'll lead to a slap.

wtf if my bf and i are having an argument and he kissed me, i'd be like "whachoo doing fool?"
LOL u know ull like it :hand:

GT_Starrr
December 12th, 2005, 12:41 AM
haha i just read #5....that's what you do to get her to stop yelling at you..i do it sometimes too...she cant yell if u hold her lips together

:eek:

alphaPAKI
December 12th, 2005, 12:41 AM
so that list was obviously written by a girl

i kinda agree with 5 and 7, the rest can go to hell

coneyy biitch
December 12th, 2005, 12:43 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


i agree .....

lumbichokri
December 12th, 2005, 12:45 AM
haha i just read #5....that's what you do to get her to stop yelling at you..i do it sometimes too...she cant yell if u hold her lips together

:eek:
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :kekeke:

*~MuFFiN~*
December 12th, 2005, 12:46 AM
WHY CANT MY FREAKIN BF LIVE CLOSER, KLAJDKLASJDOA FREAKIN EFFIN HELL




















sorry

Ac89
December 12th, 2005, 12:46 AM
what if you don't do all that...and more and still end up in 2nd place :(

MrHarmfulOne
December 12th, 2005, 12:46 AM
I violated number one and had a girl go from fawning over me to hating my guts.

*shakes head*

jigga man23
December 12th, 2005, 12:47 AM
okay number 5 sounds like it'll lead to a slap.

wtf if my bf and i are having an argument and he kissed me, i'd be like "whachoo doing fool?"
yeah i was having thoughts about that one too, i mean i watch "Everybody Loves Raymond" and it dosen't turn out to be how you expect it.

*~MuFFiN~*
December 12th, 2005, 12:47 AM
what if you don't do all that...and more and still end up in 2nd place :(


then ur chasin after a girl that doesnt appreciate what shes being given

gujulicious
December 12th, 2005, 12:48 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Rishi_TEX
December 12th, 2005, 12:48 AM
okay number 5 sounds like it'll lead to a slap.

wtf if my bf and i are having an argument and he kissed me, i'd be like "whachoo doing fool?"

ya i bet u wud slap him n then grab him n hit the sack ....dont lie meg

Mr.hate
December 12th, 2005, 12:48 AM
Rules are made to be broken.
Yea, I don't agree with all the 10 things... :neutral:


:cool:

.

Aztirno
December 12th, 2005, 12:49 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


OOO OOO..one more.. DONT follow any of the above or ur FRIENDS..who u spend A LOT more time with than her will end up labeling you pussy whipped..and rightfully so

=Surge=
December 12th, 2005, 12:50 AM
some of the rules are commonly known and accepted, some of those are unrealistic. i'm just thankful i'm not tied down in a relationship right now :D

lumbichokri
December 12th, 2005, 12:50 AM
Rules are made to be broken.
Yea, I don't agree with all the 10 things... :neutral:


:cool:

.
those ones shudnt be :ntalking:

Rishi_TEX
December 12th, 2005, 12:50 AM
# 11. Dont Ever Tell Her The Truth....if Shes Fat, Tell Her Shes Cute N Bubbly , If Shes Skinny....tell Her Shes Is Vivacious......if She Is Fugly....say How Beautiful She Is.............. Keep Her Happy So That She Makes U "happy"

Ac89
December 12th, 2005, 12:51 AM
then ur chasin after a girl that doesnt appreciate what shes being givenTasha :shock:

wow i saw that sig a few days back...lookin really good! (and ya u two look really cute!)

what if it's more deeper/worse than that???
basically, tasha, how do u stop one way love??

.....

because you obviously can't ask the girl how she feels about you lol...(unless she's your gf!)

MrHarmfulOne
December 12th, 2005, 12:52 AM
12. If she's dying of cancer, take her to the make a wish foundation, and pressure her to wish for something that will only benefit yourself.

Ac89
December 12th, 2005, 12:52 AM
a freind told me "if you ever get in an argument with a girl...just say you're sorry and appologize. because either way, you're going to in the end."

lol

jigga man23
December 12th, 2005, 12:53 AM
13. Tell her you have lots of money, even if you don't..

jigga man23
December 12th, 2005, 12:54 AM
a freind told me "if you ever get in an argument with a girl...just say you're sorry and appologize. because either way, you're going to in the end."

lol
Well i don't think you can win an argument with a girl, i don't think it's possible..

lumbichokri
December 12th, 2005, 12:54 AM
a freind told me "if you ever get in an argument with a girl...just say you're sorry and appologize. because either way, you're going to in the end."

lol
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*~MuFFiN~*
December 12th, 2005, 12:55 AM
Tasha :shock:

wow i saw that sig a few days back...lookin really good! (and ya u two look really cute!)

what if it's more deeper/worse than that???
basically, tasha, how do u stop one way love??

.....

because you obviously can't ask the girl how she feels about you lol...(unless she's your gf!)

heyyyyy!!! howve u beeeen hehehe....yesss i changed my sn!!
awww thanxx!! hehe *giggle*

i guess u shud talk to her, if ur close enuff with her.... if she sees u in any way other than a friend... atleast that way, u'll kno or train urself to slow let go of ur feelings toward her?

*pondering*

Ur Dream Boy
December 12th, 2005, 12:55 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwu forgot 1. dont ever tell a gurl ur age because if she finds out ur younger than her, even if it is by 10 minutes, they will fokin ignore u for da rest of ur lyf.

hmguy
December 12th, 2005, 12:56 AM
a freind told me "if you ever get in an argument with a girl...just say you're sorry and appologize. because either way, you're going to in the end."

lol

but if you do that all the time she'll think your weak and walk all over you, better to stand your ground

Ac89
December 12th, 2005, 12:58 AM
but if you do that all the time she'll think your weak and walk all over you, better to stand your ground
hahaa i didn't get a chance to bug her ...but i'm pretty sure she was being cute wiht me...we have weird conversations ;)

lol

Mr.hate
December 12th, 2005, 12:59 AM
those ones shudnt be :ntalking:

Lol, nuh huh...
esp.
"3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot."


Call her? Maybe once in a blue moon...




a freind told me "if you ever get in an argument with a girl...just say you're sorry and appologize. because either way, you're going to in the end."

lol

I disagree...



:cool:

.

Ac89
December 12th, 2005, 01:00 AM
heyyyyy!!! howve u beeeen hehehe....yesss i changed my sn!!
awww thanxx!! hehe *giggle*

i guess u shud talk to her, if ur close enuff with her.... if she sees u in any way other than a friend... atleast that way, u'll kno or train urself to slow let go of ur feelings toward her?

*pondering*
easier said than done pagli...so much easier said than done. but ya i know what oyu mean.
it's basically what it's come down to anyways....keep her as one amazing freind..or lose her? (ju better know which one i'm picking :D) *sigh*

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:01 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
God Bless the girl who's going to end up with a "perfect" guy like that!

lumbichokri
December 12th, 2005, 01:01 AM
God Bless the girl who's going to end up with a "perfect" guy like that!
i know i want a guy like that :(

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:02 AM
u forgot 1. dont ever tell a gurl ur age because if she finds out ur younger than her, even if it is by 10 minutes, they will fokin ignore u for da rest of ur lyf.
I'm guessing you went through that experience? (sorry, not trying to be personal)

*~MuFFiN~*
December 12th, 2005, 01:02 AM
easier said than done pagli...so much easier said than done. but ya i know what oyu mean.
it's basically what it's come down to anyways....keep her as one amazing freind..or lose her? (ju better know which one i'm picking :D) *sigh*


sometimes a blinded friendship turns into an amazing relationship...

u better pick the choice u kno i kno u picked hehe

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:03 AM
OOO OOO..one more.. DONT follow any of the above or ur FRIENDS..who u spend A LOT more time with than her will end up labeling you pussy whipped..and rightfully so
WOW, what a waste of time! I'm guessing you barely do ever last with any girl! :-D

Ac89
December 12th, 2005, 01:03 AM
sometimes a blinded friendship turns into an amazing relationship...

u better pick the choice u kno i kno u picked hehe
i knew there was more than just perty looks wiht you!
:hug:

thanks gorjus!

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:04 AM
sometimes a blinded friendship turns into an amazing relationship...

u better pick the choice u kno i kno u picked hehe
I'll agree to that! Experiencing it at the moment.

Ur Dream Boy
December 12th, 2005, 01:04 AM
I'm guessing you went through that experience? (sorry, not trying to be personal)yes i did and i fokin hate gurlz hu r lyk dat. :mad:

MrHarmfulOne
December 12th, 2005, 01:05 AM
yes i did and i fokin hate gurlz hu r lyk dat. :mad:

you should blame yourself for not being born earlier.

chump.

*~MuFFiN~*
December 12th, 2005, 01:06 AM
i knew there was more than just perty looks wiht you!
:hug:

thanks gorjus!

:giggle:
awww thanx hehe



ur welcome!

*~MuFFiN~*
December 12th, 2005, 01:06 AM
I'll agree to that! Experiencing it at the moment.


i have been...for 7 months :love:

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:07 AM
yes i did and i fokin hate gurlz hu r lyk dat. :mad:
I'm Sorry :-(. Well think of this way, if she's not in your life at the moment, obviously there's someone else out these who's better for you :kiss:

methodman535
December 12th, 2005, 01:08 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


5 doesnt make sense. If the bitch yells at me why cant I yell back to shut her up? :sarb:

MrHarmfulOne
December 12th, 2005, 01:08 AM
I'm Sorry :-(. Well think of this way, if she's not in your life at the moment, obviously there's someone else out these who's better for you :kiss:

dont lie to the boy.

"Ur Dream Boy": I suggest you give up on all dating!

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:09 AM
i know i want a guy like that :(
Get a punjabi guy, mostly all of them are like that, but off course, they do need hints here and there!

hmguy
December 12th, 2005, 01:10 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Disagree with 4 and 5, you can do 4 when you been with each other for a good amount of time, actually a lot tile my girl got pissed because I never said it seriously. As for 5, there are exceptions, things like cheating warranty a full blown yelling session :p

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:10 AM
dont lie to the boy.

"Ur Dream Boy": I suggest you give up on all dating!
ha ha ha, firstly I personally don't believe in all that shyt, "dream guy" I already have a perfect guy. Andddd, I'm not lying to that kid, it's true, was saying it from a personal experince.

bhikumhatre
December 12th, 2005, 01:11 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

No wonder I turned gay.

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:12 AM
i have been...for 7 months :love:
Aww, I hope it lasts for ever! ?:hug:

*~MuFFiN~*
December 12th, 2005, 01:13 AM
Aww, I hope it lasts for ever! ?:hug:


me too sweetie, me too! :love:


:hug: i hope the same for u !

Ac89
December 12th, 2005, 01:14 AM
here's another one to your list:

if a girl ever just wants to talk then let her. don't say a single word. and don't think how she looks naked...but actually pay attention. if you have no solution to what's going on wiht her....just listen...put your arm around her and remember. She runs to you in times like this. Some people wait all their lives for someone like this ...for times like this. Don't take even little things for granted. because even though she might not say it all the time...she remembers all the times you were nice...all the times you were sweet...and all the times when you were there...not because you had to be...but because you wanted to be. Some people search all their lives for something so special with someone so special. Treasure it like a gift from God...because ultimately...that's what it is.

*sigh*

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:15 AM
me too sweetie, me too! :love:


:hug: i hope the same for u !
Thanks hun! :-D

MrHarmfulOne
December 12th, 2005, 01:15 AM
here's another one to your list:

if a girl ever just wants to talk then let her. don't say a single word. and don't think how she looks naked...but actually pay attention. if you have no solution to what's going on wiht her....just listen...put your arm around her and remember. She runs to you in times like this. Some people wait all their lives for someone like this ...for times like this. Don't take even little things for granted. because even though she might not say it all the time...she remembers all the times you were nice...all the times you were sweet...and all the times when you were there...not because you had to be...but because you wanted to be. Some people search all their lives for something so special with someone so special. Treasure it like a gift from God...because ultimately...that's what it is.

*sigh*

and then she remembers to totally screw the hell out of some guy who was causing her all the grief, and leaves you alone with vaseline and porn.

raja2102
December 12th, 2005, 01:16 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



do almost all of them...
mostly 3 ..

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:16 AM
here's another one to your list:

if a girl ever just wants to talk then let her. don't say a single word. and don't think how she looks naked...but actually pay attention. if you have no solution to what's going on wiht her....just listen...put your arm around her and remember. She runs to you in times like this. Some people wait all their lives for someone like this ...for times like this. Don't take even little things for granted. because even though she might not say it all the time...she remembers all the times you were nice...all the times you were sweet...and all the times when you were there...not because you had to be...but because you wanted to be. Some people search all their lives for something so special with someone so special. Treasure it like a gift from God...because ultimately...that's what it is.

*sigh*
A+ for you! :hug:

Ac89
December 12th, 2005, 01:19 AM
A+ for you! :hug:
i'ts weird...but when you don't have one...it means so much more..

but then again..thas jus me..lol

jay_desi
December 12th, 2005, 01:19 AM
lolz... now who'z gonna post.. 10 things gal shud never do to a guy?


hey lambu :wavey:

jaan5226
December 12th, 2005, 01:19 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thanks for the lesson ;)

XBIHX
December 12th, 2005, 01:21 AM
here's another one to your list:

if a girl ever just wants to talk then let her. don't say a single word. and don't think how she looks naked...but actually pay attention. if you have no solution to what's going on wiht her....just listen...put your arm around her and remember. She runs to you in times like this. Some people wait all their lives for someone like this ...for times like this. Don't take even little things for granted. because even though she might not say it all the time...she remembers all the times you were nice...all the times you were sweet...and all the times when you were there...not because you had to be...but because you wanted to be. Some people search all their lives for something so special with someone so special. Treasure it like a gift from God...because ultimately...that's what it is.

*sigh*

will u marry me? :rofl: jk. dont get freaked out...

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:22 AM
i'ts weird...but when you don't have one...it means so much more..

but then again..thas jus me..lol
Yup, that's when you realize there value, when they're out your life, but some people are soo useless, they keep looking for new ones and off course, gets let down!

raja2102
December 12th, 2005, 01:28 AM
u forgot 1. dont ever tell a gurl ur age because if she finds out ur younger than her, even if it is by 10 minutes, they will fokin ignore u for da rest of ur lyf.


really???

CrazyJoker
December 12th, 2005, 01:32 AM
im single so i guess these rules dont apply to me :)

now i can go practise all 10 muhahaha
jk

chica247
December 12th, 2005, 01:33 AM
lolz... now who'z gonna post.. 10 things gal shud never do to a guy?


hey lambu :wavey:
Why don't you give it a shot?!?

hmguy
December 12th, 2005, 01:40 AM
lolz... now who'z gonna post.. 10 things gal shud never do to a guy?


hey lambu :wavey:

Close but here's a list of what makes a good girlfriend:

GF (http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_ten_60/74_dating_list.html)

~GuJu PriNceSs~
December 12th, 2005, 01:42 AM
i'm lucky mi man does most of em.

=Surge=
December 12th, 2005, 01:45 AM
and then she remembers to totally screw the hell out of some guy who was causing her all the grief, and leaves you alone with vaseline and porn.


hehe exactly. you know why some people here will never get laid. cause of their attitude. i don't want to get into the science of it, cause frankly, i don't need to give most of you guys that edge. but you are correct.

raja2102
December 12th, 2005, 01:46 AM
i'm lucky mi man does most of em.


wat doesnt he do???

Ac89
December 12th, 2005, 01:46 AM
will u marry me? :rofl: jk. dont get freaked out... freaked out? lol...different people have different ways of expressing their emotions (i guess marriage is yours ;) ).

btw, Thanks

~GuJu PriNceSs~
December 12th, 2005, 01:47 AM
wat doesnt he do???
lol...actually...u do all of em. lol.

Ac89
December 12th, 2005, 01:47 AM
Yup, that's when you realize there value, when they're out your life, but some people are soo useless, they keep looking for new ones and off course, gets let down!
to each his own!

raja2102
December 12th, 2005, 01:48 AM
lol...actually...u do all of em. lol.



hahahahahha ... hmm .. maybe i do .. eh .. i dunno ..

MrHarmfulOne
December 12th, 2005, 01:49 AM
hahahahahha ... hmm .. maybe i do .. eh .. i dunno ..

do you know each other in real life?

raja2102
December 12th, 2005, 01:51 AM
do you know each other in real life?


thaz my gf ..

MrHarmfulOne
December 12th, 2005, 01:51 AM
thaz my gf ..

I know but you know how some ppl r with their online relationships.. >_>

raja2102
December 12th, 2005, 01:55 AM
I know but you know how some ppl r with their online relationships.. >_>


no .. this ones fo real

rx300
December 12th, 2005, 02:03 AM
lol @ #5 ... That's the best thing

1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.
1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#1 .. but not if it's friendly flirting :p

Yeah but it works both ways for guys and gals!

rx300
December 12th, 2005, 02:06 AM
Close but here's a list of what makes a good girlfriend:

GF (http://www.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_ten_60/74_dating_list.html)
:werd: AskMen site is the bomb!

fattygirl
December 12th, 2005, 02:20 AM
most of this shit is common sense, i didnt even bother reading the 2nd half. are you implying we are stupid and we need to learn lil manners? whoaaa.

paki_Biyatch123
January 4th, 2006, 09:48 AM
number 9 is so true



:mad:

shady punjabi
January 4th, 2006, 09:49 AM
i can't believe someone just bumped this thread.

roh@n
January 4th, 2006, 09:57 AM
lol


i like 8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.


dat one made meh laff :p

destiny9119
January 4th, 2006, 10:13 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I was reading a thread where girls dont like men kissing their ass cause they dont think such men are men but here you got a different view. Hahaha you want men to kiss your ass?

xiahadix
January 4th, 2006, 04:30 PM
Dont Ever Ever Ever Ever Everrrrrrrrrrr .....

Call Her A Bitch.... Never... Trust Me It Wont Be Pretty...

cassa nova
January 4th, 2006, 04:34 PM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


:roflbow: :roflbow:

Canadian_jatti
January 4th, 2006, 04:40 PM
my bfs good except for 8 and 9 lol but i think 8/10 isnt bad

idleplay
January 4th, 2006, 04:41 PM
step 2 should include car doors also, make sure she's securely in the car before closing.

check to make sure her feet are in completely and ask "are you good"

i closed my car door on my dates foot once, lucky she was wearing 5 inch heals and it only got crushed :icon_sil:

xocutieondutiexo
January 4th, 2006, 04:52 PM
aawww that is sooo reall

girll dont like being yelled at guys :(

1stdesisuperhero
January 4th, 2006, 05:04 PM
5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.


I tried that on my sister.

xocutieondutiexo
January 4th, 2006, 05:04 PM
I tried that on my sister.

ewwww....

1stdesisuperhero
January 4th, 2006, 05:06 PM
ewwww....

It worked like a charm.

EyeAllure604
January 4th, 2006, 05:09 PM
5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.


I get more pissed when he doesn't argue back with me.. :neutral:

xocutieondutiexo
January 4th, 2006, 05:09 PM
It worked like a charm.

okay...but eewwww

un4gtablpunjaban
January 4th, 2006, 05:18 PM
step 2 should include car doors also, make sure she's securely in the car before closing.

check to make sure her feet are in completely and ask "are you good"

i closed my car door on my dates foot once, lucky she was wearing 5 inch heals and it only got crushed :icon_sil:

:p ...thts helarious

Desi MC
January 4th, 2006, 05:30 PM
yeaaa
i like number 5

never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
grab her n kiss her :dance:
haye meri preeto :love:

Mav
January 5th, 2006, 11:34 AM
Thats the problemo, too many don`ts to creat an impression......who fucking cares..... :mad:

lovindia
January 5th, 2006, 11:52 AM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

guys get annoyed to when see their girl flirting, girls Usually are the ones who flirt the most.

cold-hearted
January 5th, 2006, 12:00 PM
10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


what's the fun in that? :D :p

kudi_magnet
January 16th, 2006, 05:00 AM
"3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot."

dunno... seems some girls like to be ignored b4 they actually do anything

FlyDesiGrl
January 16th, 2006, 05:24 AM
5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

hmm while that is quite sweet and cute, i prefer a good fight...makes for good angry make out sessions! :p

Rcade
January 16th, 2006, 05:25 AM
no. 11 : make sweet love to her :Pelvic2:

kisha
January 27th, 2008, 09:44 PM
no. 11 : make sweet love to her :Pelvic2:
yea . She might leave u next day . :rolleyes:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 09:46 PM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Whoever wrote that list should be given a medal. And guys should read that. :)

LAKERFAN8
January 27th, 2008, 09:49 PM
thats a fuckin stupid list.

longjohnsilver
January 27th, 2008, 09:50 PM
Who the fuck bumped this motherfuck?

I mean, (in unbroken english) why? why? why?!

kisha
January 27th, 2008, 09:50 PM
thats a fuckin stupid list.
no girl - no love =no life .

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 09:50 PM
I've broken a fair amount of rules, and I'm glad.

Coconut Club
January 27th, 2008, 09:51 PM
thats a fuckin stupid list.

agreed

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 09:51 PM
Who the fuck bumped this motherfuck?

I mean, (in unbroken english) why? why? why?!

:dunno: who bumped it. I thought it was like a new topic.

Darn it, I never bother checking the date.

kisha
January 27th, 2008, 09:51 PM
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lol

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 09:52 PM
yea . She might leave u next day . :rolleyes:
why did you bump this oldass thread?

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 09:53 PM
why did you bump this oldass thread?

Because SillyKitty v2.0's deck of cards said so.

kisha
January 27th, 2008, 09:54 PM
why did you bump this oldass thread?
I didn't check the date . Sorry .

kisha
January 27th, 2008, 09:54 PM
Because SillyKitty v2.0's deck of cards said so.
ShataP !

pakilicious911
January 27th, 2008, 09:55 PM
woahz..its like 2 years old

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 09:57 PM
woahz..its like 2 years old

True, but I still think the thread has value. :)







:squint:

Guys viewing this thread: Read and learn. :)

sWeEtnDsOuR
January 27th, 2008, 09:58 PM
okay number 5 sounds like it'll lead to a slap.

wtf if my bf and i are having an argument and he kissed me, i'd be like "whachoo doing fool?"
:werd:

:rofl:

pakilicious911
January 27th, 2008, 09:58 PM
True, but I still think the thread has value. :)

:squint:

Guys viewing this thread: Read and learn. :)they're just words...if a guy does them..he does them naturally not because he thinks its the "right" thing to do...

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 09:58 PM
:werd:

:rofl:

Lol. I know this is going to sound really silly; but if my future hubby did that, I think I will forget what the argument was. :lol:

mp3
January 27th, 2008, 10:00 PM
they're just words...if a guy does them..he does them naturally not because he thinks its the "right" thing to do...

For you id do the whole lot and more

parkinlotpimp
January 27th, 2008, 10:03 PM
number 1 shud be never go ass to mouth :ugh:

pakilicious911
January 27th, 2008, 10:04 PM
For you id do the whole lot and morelol I would definitely think you were upto something

:love:

mp3
January 27th, 2008, 10:05 PM
lol I would definitely think you were upto something

:love:

Cant a guy do something nice for a change

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 10:11 PM
5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

are you serious? if she is mad shell be like wtf get off me asshole JEEZ!!! u tryna get ppl slapped?

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 10:14 PM
My guide for men:
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

Usually when I do this, it ends up in dirtier crazier and intense sex. The woman clearly knows that her place in the relationship shouldn't be taken for granted and she should really compete with the rest of the sheilas for top spot on your mantle piece.



2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

Okay this is something anyone can do, just do it.


3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

Don't call her. Make her think. Make her become uncertain as to what your feelings are.. it'll usually result in my answer for #1.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.
Don't say I love you, period. Don't say I like you, don't say you look hot, don't offer any compliment which gives her the power to think highly of herself.


5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

Grab her hand and place it on your cock. That'll shut her up!


6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

This is subjective and it depends on the person. It's all in the eyes. Women want to test Men on their abilities in persuasion. Failing to offer any skill in persuasion and hindering your projection with desperation is a good test tool used by women to see if you're an adequate mating partner. Submitting to her requests will make you look powerless and under her thumb.
But again, if there is a hint of "I'm testing you" or something "cheeky" about her look, she is testing you, otherwise if she's in a rage just walk away.


7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

If she gives you her number, she might just want the attention so beware. Be quick/efficient and eloquant in your pursual. Do not think too much, think like a bullet.


8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

Who gives a shit. Only day you should care about is NYE and anything in the festive calendar that results in obligatory novelty-sex.


9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

Ignore her, in fact tell her to come around after you have your "time" with friends. Do not project yourself as a pussy whipped ****** to your friends. Thats the worst thing you could possibly do. Learn to moderate sheilas and pals.



10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.

Don't take her for granted, so what you need to do is ensure you have another spare queen of spades folded waiting to be turned. Women come and go, so never become "comfortable" with a single girl. Sooner or later you'll take your abilities as a man for granted -- only to see them depreciate. Love makes you fat.

pakilicious911
January 27th, 2008, 10:14 PM
Cant a guy do something nice for a changelol it doesnt just happen all it once...this stuff takes time to sink in boo

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:15 PM
are you serious? if she is mad shell be like wtf get off me asshole JEEZ!!! u tryna get ppl slapped?

No, it shouldn't be like a kiss where the person is trying to engage as a precursor to having intercourse; it should just be a kiss to make her shut up so that she can forget about whatever the silly argument was.



:shhh: Hmm, wait, reading my words over again makes me think I'm some kind of a silly, idiotic romantic. :anxious:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:18 PM
My guide for men:



:squint:

Me no likey your list.

Me likey the first list. :)

mp3
January 27th, 2008, 10:20 PM
lol it doesnt just happen all it once...this stuff takes time to sink in boo

One at a time. lets just do the last part of number 5.

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:26 PM
Here's the real list.

Ten things guys should never do to a girl.

10. Never show up on time. you gotta keep them on their toes. stand them up every once in awhile.

9. Never coddle her emotions. Sometimes a girl needs to go cry in a corner.

8. Never be the first to eat her cooking. Girls are treacherous. They will try to poison you and take your money. Always feed her cooking to her pet first and observe for ill reactions.

7. Never buy random gifts for a girl. Eventually they will begin to expect it and withold sex unless you continue such gestures.

6. Never lie to a girl about where you are going. If you are going to a strip club, tell her you're going to the strip club. If you lie about it, she'll start to think that she has influence.

5. Never let a girl drive your car. Never.

4. Never let a girl tell you where you can and can't bust a nut. Pretty soon, she'll start trying to tell you where to put all your other stuff even though it's your apartment.

3. Never let a girl move in with you or give her a key to your apartment.

2. Never believe her when she says it's yours without a paternity test. Even if you're married.

1. Never, under any circumstances let a girl think she's right. Even if she is. Every time this happens, the fabric of the space time continuum tears. A black hole will appear and suck you into an alternate universe. In that alternate universe, everything will be the exact same as in this universe, except the girl will never shut up.

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:29 PM
goddamnit. it appears taht I have been scooped by eche. :shakefis:

LAKERFAN8
January 27th, 2008, 10:33 PM
i hate it when girls are like ' dont get it in my hair '

shut the fuck up if i want to give you a lil bit of hair gel i will you bimbo

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:33 PM
goddamnit. it appears taht I have been scooped by eche. :shakefis:

:squint:

Me no likey neither your or Echelon's list.

Me thinkey that you and Echelon perhaps have the right girl to meet to change their minds.

Me likey onllllly the first list. :)

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 10:35 PM
No, it shouldn't be like a kiss where the person is trying to engage as a precursor to having intercourse; it should just be a kiss to make her shut up so that she can forget about whatever the silly argument was.



:shhh: Hmm, wait, reading my words over again makes me think I'm some kind of a silly, idiotic romantic. :anxious: :werd: think about it would u really have that if u were pissed at your man? like a lil peck on the cheek or lips would really mkae u go awww baby and forget y u was mad?

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:36 PM
i hate it when girls are like ' dont get it in my hair '

shut the fuck up if i want to give you a lil bit of hair gel i will you bimbo
LMAO. If it's a desi girl, ask her if it includes her stache. :arrow:

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 10:36 PM
:squint:

Me no likey your list.

Me likey the first list. :)

I'm right and you know it, and if you don't know it, then chances are you're vulnerable.

americanmohit
January 27th, 2008, 10:37 PM
who bumped this thread :neutral:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:37 PM
:werd: think about it would u really have that if u were pissed at your man? like a lil peck on the cheek or lips would really mkae u go awww baby and forget y u was mad?

Dunno, dude. I don't believe in premarital relationships. So, it hasn't been tested out so-to-speak. But my anger is like an ice-cream; it melts really fast.

And I think I would forget the original argument, at least for the time being enough to maybe think rationally another time to discuss. And besides, I think arguments tend to escalate in the first place because neither party likes to give an inch or say "sorry." But I think those two things are the ones that make the most successful relationships in the long run. In relationships, egos have no place.

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 10:37 PM
Here's the real list.

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1. Never, under any circumstances let a girl think she's right. Even if she is. Every time this happens, the fabric of the space time continuum tears. A black hole will appear and suck you into an alternate universe. In that alternate universe, everything will be the exact same as in this universe, except the girl will never shut up.
by that logic, we'd all be dead caused by all that tlking. :neutral:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:39 PM
I'm right and you know it, and if you don't know it, then chances are you're vulnerable.

Me is wearing a protective armor that doesn't let anyone get too close; so, I'm safe and so is my heart. :)

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 10:39 PM
Dunno, dude. I don't believe in premarital relationships. So, it hasn't been tested out so-to-speak. But my anger is like an ice-cream; it melts really fast.

And I think I would forget the original argument, at least for the time being enough to maybe think rationally another time to discuss. And besides, I think arguments tend to escalate in the first place because neither party likes to give an inch or say "sorry." But I think those two things are the ones that make the most successful relationships in the long run. In relationships, egos have no place.
yea... people dont like saying sorry in them types of situations

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:40 PM
:squint:

Me no likey neither your or Echelon's list.

Me thinkey that you and Echelon perhaps have the right girl to meet to change their minds.

Me likey onllllly the first list. :)
LOL. I doubt that the "right girl" would do much to either eche or myself. :arrow:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:41 PM
LOL. I doubt that the "right girl" would do much to either eche or myself. :arrow:

Bide your time, dude. It will come. I have seen guys like you fall and fall in love badly (time and again) when the right girl comes along and then get married and make some of the best husbands. So... We'll see.

LAKERFAN8
January 27th, 2008, 10:41 PM
LMAO. If it's a desi girl, ask her if it includes her stache. :arrow:
which stache? she has both above her set of lips :hs:

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 10:41 PM
Me is wearing a protective armor that doesn't let anyone get too close; so, I'm safe and so is my heart. :)
:hand: keep dreaming, yea u might not be into premarital relationships but u act like shit will never happen to u, theres no invinciblity shield in life sweetie

kisha
January 27th, 2008, 10:42 PM
Bide your time, dude. It will come. I have seen guys like you fall and fall in love badly (time and again) when the right girl comes along and then get married and make some of the best husbands. So... We'll see.
:neutral:

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:42 PM
Me is wearing a protective armor that doesn't let anyone get too close; so, I'm safe and so is my heart. :)
LOL. you think just b/c you don't believe in pre-marital relationships you're safe?

it just means you're 10x more likely to get mindfucked by your arranged husband. :arrow:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:43 PM
:hand: keep dreaming, yea u might not be into premarital relationships but u act like shit will never happen to u, theres no invinciblity shield in life sweetie

Lol. I know but going by how I am in relationships with my friends and family, that is what I'm basing my opinion on. I don't mind saying sorry when it is my fault and even sometimes when it isn't (although I quite admit not liking that part). And I also like to compromise, sometimes too much I think.

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 10:44 PM
LOL. you think just b/c you don't believe in pre-marital relationships you're safe?

it just means you're 10x more likely to get mindfucked by your arranged husband. :arrow:
yea she really doesnt get it... like arranged marriages are perfect? chill, i heard fobby dudes is generally grimey hubbies

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:44 PM
:neutral:

Based on observing guys like him, especially my male cousins.

Drumline
January 27th, 2008, 10:45 PM
What a crappy list.

its like you want us to lock away our nuts in a box :no:

parulsharma
January 27th, 2008, 10:45 PM
:rofl: @ #2 on chunky's list...i really laughed out loud

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:45 PM
LOL. you think just b/c you don't believe in pre-marital relationships you're safe?

it just means you're 10x more likely to get mindfucked by your arranged husband. :arrow:

Oh, meee God! Please don't say that, dude; I sometimes have enough reservations about marriage without having to think that I'm going to get a horrible husband. :anxious:

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:45 PM
Bide your time, dude. It will come. I have seen guys like you fall and fall in love badly (time and again) when the right girl comes along and then get married and make some of the best husbands. So... We'll see.
Oh, I'll be an awesome husband b/c my woman will be well disciplined and well rewarded for her good behavior.

but that's ages away for me. :arrow:

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:46 PM
which stache? she has both above her set of lips :hs:

lmao. that is why desi girls are FTL.

kisha
January 27th, 2008, 10:47 PM
Based on observing guys like him, especially my male cousins.

:ugh: these kids are different . :nuts:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:48 PM
yea she really doesnt get it... like arranged marriages are perfect? chill, i heard fobby dudes is generally grimey hubbies

I'm not saying by any means that arranged marriages are perfect; but I think it is about making a marriage work, whether love or arranged marriage. More importantly, I'm talking in particular about arranged marriage of the sort where the person does get to meet one another and gauge to some degree what that person would be like and if the potential prospect is compatible in terms of religiosity, values, chemistry, etc. :)

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:48 PM
:rofl: @ #2 on chunky's list...i really laughed out loud
I speak nothing but the truth. :o

:0(-_-)0: mirchi
January 27th, 2008, 10:48 PM
:rofl: at the whole idea of a list for handling women. didnt lists go out with joe mccarthy?

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:49 PM
Oh, I'll be an awesome husband b/c my woman will be well disciplined and well rewarded for her good behavior.

but that's ages away for me. :arrow:

:squint: I hope I'm right about you turning out to be a good husband.

kisha
January 27th, 2008, 10:49 PM
What a crappy list.

its like you want us to lock away our nuts in a box :no:

:yes:

nikefc7
January 27th, 2008, 10:50 PM
this is bullshit.

if you girls are honestly expecting this from guys your better off becoming a lesbian. uh uh no mans gonna chop of his balls wear a miniskirt and ocassionally ram tampons up his arse just to be little more sensitive for you.

ugh

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 10:50 PM
Me is wearing a protective armor that doesn't let anyone get too close; so, I'm safe and so is my heart. :)

The more you protect yourself, the more you become numb.
The more you become numb, the more you want to feel something.
The more you want to feel something, the more you become devout to the cawk.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:50 PM
:ugh: these kids are different . :nuts:

:dunno: I guess nobody can tell for sure; only the future will truly tell. :)

Thanks for bumping the thread, Kisha.

Drumline
January 27th, 2008, 10:50 PM
:yes:

not going to happen.

any guy worth his salt is going to make sure you're in the submissive position, and you do what you're told :arrow:

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:51 PM
Oh, meee God! Please don't say that, dude; I sometimes have enough reservations about marriage without having to think that I'm going to get a horrible husband. :anxious:

you'd have better luck playing the lottery. I have a few female friends that have parents that are always showing them guys that wanna marry them. It's like the bottom of the barrel.

Why would a handsome, intelligent, and successful guy want to enter himself into a fixed market like arranged marriage? It would negate his investment in himself over the years. Why would any guy with highly marketable qualities sell himself short? It's all about free markets, baby. :arrow:

PuRe SeduCtioN
January 27th, 2008, 10:51 PM
1. never flirt with other girls especially when shes around
even if they're just "friends" it gets girls annoyed. don't do it.

2. don't push the door open and then let it slam in her face. even if you think they've got it, its much nicer if you just hold it open.

3. don't call = don't care. call her!!! even if it's for two minutes, just do it, because it means a lot.

4. never say "i love you" in a serious way, if you don't really mean it. girls take it seriously and it hurts both people if you say it just to make yourself look better.

5. never yell at her. even if you get mad and even if she's yelling at you, don't raise your voice. just grab her and kiss her.

6. don't expect her to do whatever you want her to. if she says no, she means no, if she says stop, she means stop. never push her to do something she doesnt want to.

7. don't ignore obvious hints from a girl. if she gives you her number, that means she wants you to call her. if her friends say she thinks you are hott, that means she likes you.

8. don't forget importiant days. especially her birthday. if all her friends show up with stuff for her and you dont have anything, you're going to look like an ass.

9. never ignore her just because your friends are around... you don't have to make out with her in front of everyone if you don't want to, but at least put your arm around her every now and again. if your friends make fun of you, deal.

10. never take a girl for granted. shes not just there when you need her, but when she needs you too. if you are just going out with a girl to be more popular, or just to say you have a girlfriend, grow up. go out with someone you care about.


1 and 5 awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww





number 5 is wack.. if i was arguing with a guy, i wouldnt want him to grab me n kiss me.. i'd rather have him talk shit so i can talk shit back n make him feel 3453749247 times worse. hah

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:52 PM
The more you protect yourself, the more you become numb.
The more you become numb, the more you do to feel something.
The more you want to feel something, the more you become devout to the cawk.

Lol. Dude, I'm not numb. And I try nothing (don't know what you're getting at here either) to "feel" something because I already am too emotional. And what is "cawk"?

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 10:52 PM
:squint:

Me no likey neither your or Echelon's list.

Me thinkey that you and Echelon perhaps have the right girl to meet to change their minds.

Me likey onllllly the first list. :)

Me think there is enough "right girls" to change my mind about the "right girl" being the only "right one".

Welcome to competition theory 101.

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 10:53 PM
Lol. Dude, I'm not numb. And I try nothing (don't know what you're getting at here either) to "feel" something because I already am too emotional. And what is "cawk"?

Emotional? Hence, vulnerable.

Cawk = cock

Drumline
January 27th, 2008, 10:54 PM
Me think there is enough "right girls" to change my mind about the "right girl" being the only "right one".

Welcome to competition theory 101.

make em earn it

:bowdown:

kisha
January 27th, 2008, 10:54 PM
:dunno: I guess nobody can tell for sure; only the future will truly tell. :)

Thanks for bumping the thread, Kisha.

Trust me I can,there is no hope :no:; U are a naive girl . No problem :cheers:

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:54 PM
number 5 is wack.. if i was arguing with a guy, i wouldnt want him to grab me n kiss me.. i'd rather have him talk shit so i can talk shit back n make him feel 3453749247 times worse. hah
yeah, but that's coz you're a lippy cunt. :arrow:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:54 PM
you'd have better luck playing the lottery. I have a few female friends that have parents that are always showing them guys that wanna marry them. It's like the bottom of the barrel.

Why would a handsome, intelligent, and successful guy want to enter himself into a fixed market like arranged marriage? It would negate his investment in himself over the years. Why would any guy with highly marketable qualities sell himself short? It's all about free markets, baby. :arrow:

I have heard that argument before from TheDude himself. And I said the same thing then too: I'm hopeful.

And wouldn't religiosity, values, parents' wishes, desi culture, etc. factor into not entering into premarital relationships even for guys? I think it would or at least should.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:55 PM
Me think there is enough "right girls" to change my mind about the "right girl" being the only "right one".

Welcome to competition theory 101.

Lol. Noooooo. You're that type. A playboy? Noooo.

If a person breaks enough hearts, I think a person is liable to have their own broken too.

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 10:56 PM
kucchnahi == Kama v2.0?

:0(-_-)0: mirchi
January 27th, 2008, 10:56 PM
you lot dont know who joe mccarthy is do you? that makes me sad.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 10:56 PM
kucchnahi == Kama v2.0?

Who is that?

Drumline
January 27th, 2008, 10:57 PM
you lot dont know who joe mccarthy is do you? that makes me sad.

he was the Aussie PM once upon a time right?

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:58 PM
I have heard that argument before from TheDude himself. And I said the same thing then too: I'm hopeful.

And wouldn't religiosity, values, parents' wishes, desi culture, etc. factor into not entering into premarital relationships even for guys? I think it would or at least should.
LOL @ "hopeful." You can either hope for better things in life, or go out and get them.

Sure, guys keep their parent's wishes in the back of their minds. While it'd be nice to keep everyone happy, as realists we recognize that simply won't happen. So we pursue our own happiness. :arrow:

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 10:59 PM
kucchnahi == Kama v2.0?
nah. this one isn't a psychologist. she's an anthropology major. :kekeke:

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 10:59 PM
number 5 is wack.. if i was arguing with a guy, i wouldnt want him to grab me n kiss me.. i'd rather have him talk shit so i can talk shit back n make him feel 3453749247 times worse. hah

THNKY OU!!!! i said that already and this girl kuchchin likes to aruge...kuchicnk or w.e. get REAL

:0(-_-)0: mirchi
January 27th, 2008, 10:59 PM
he was the Aussie PM once upon a time right?
god i hope youre making quite a witty joke. :lol:

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:00 PM
I'll have you know that every man thinks like me, its true, we are all alike.
And for those who are heterosexual, our life does revolve around getting what we want in some shape or another. I guess there are some loose morals which differ from person to person, but essentially, we are all bastards greedy for women and their abilities to please us. Our intentions remain the same, but how we go about it is different and whether the status quo remains true to the intention is dependent on a number of factors which ultimately depend on how a man perceives his environment around him and how it can benefit him in view of his intentions.
A man lacking power will opt for the submissive route.
A man with power will take what he wants.
But in the end, they all want the same thing. We all are bastards, accept it.

Drumline
January 27th, 2008, 11:00 PM
god i hope youre making quite a witty joke. :lol:

er.......yes, that's totally it :anxious:

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:01 PM
nah. this one isn't a psychologist. she's an anthropology major. :kekeke:

Wtf is it with desi grills studying pseudo sciences yo.

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:01 PM
you'd have better luck playing the lottery. I have a few female friends that have parents that are always showing them guys that wanna marry them. It's like the bottom of the barrel.

Why would a handsome, intelligent, and successful guy want to enter himself into a fixed market like arranged marriage? It would negate his investment in himself over the years. Why would any guy with highly marketable qualities sell himself short? It's all about free markets, baby. :arrow:

:werd:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:01 PM
LOL @ "hopeful." You can either hope for better things in life, or go out and get them.

Sure, guys keep their parent's wishes in the back of their minds. While it'd be nice to keep everyone happy, as realists we recognize that simply won't happen. So we pursue our own happiness. :arrow:

:sadblink:





:no:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:02 PM
I'll have you know that every man thinks like me, its true, we are all alike.
And for those who are heterosexual, our life does revolve around getting what we want in some shape or another. I guess there are some loose morals which differ from person to person, but essentially, we are all bastards greedy for women and their abilities to please us. Our intentions remain the same, but how we go about it is different and whether the status quo remains true to the intention is dependent on a number of factors which ultimately depend on how a man perceives his environment around him and how it can benefit him in view of his intentions.
A man lacking power will opt for the submissive route.
A man with power will take what he wants.
But in the end, they all want the same thing. We all are bastards, accept it.

I can't. Because my dad wasn't one and he belonged to the male species. :)

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:03 PM
I'll have you know that every man thinks like me, its true, we are all alike.
And for those who are heterosexual, our life does revolve around getting what we want in some shape or another. I guess there are some loose morals which differ from person to person, but essentially, we are all bastards greedy for women and their abilities to please us. Our intentions remain the same, but how we go about it is different and whether the status quo remains true to the intention is dependent on a number of factors which ultimately depend on how a man perceives his environment around him and how it can benefit him in view of his intentions.
A man lacking power will opt for the submissive route.
A man with power will take what he wants.
But in the end, they all want the same thing. We all are bastards, accept it.

mmhmm

echelon and chunky got this shit in lockdown.

desi girls = :no:

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:04 PM
I can't. Because my dad wasn't one and he belonged to the male species. :)

LoL if your dad had masti mms desi porn back in the day, I'm sure he'd be jerking his jerky off to a few horny aunties.
No doubt.

Drumline
January 27th, 2008, 11:04 PM
mmhmm

echelon and chunky got this shit in lockdown.

desi girls = :no:

although i'm surprised the feminazis haven't crawled out of their holes and started male bashing yet.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:04 PM
Wtf is it with desi grills studying pseudo sciences yo.

:squint:

Anthropology is not psuedoscience; I have been taught that. ;)

But yes, it is more a literary/humanity-type discipline than a scientific-oriented one.

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:05 PM
:squint:

Anthropology is not psuedoscience; I have been taught that. ;)

But yes, it is more a literary/humanity-type discipline than a scientific-oriented one.
i.e. pseudoscience

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:05 PM
LoL if your dad had masti mms desi porn back in the day, I'm sure he'd be jerking his jerky off to a few horny aunties.
No doubt.

No, he wouldn't; he is an extremely pious and humble man.

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:06 PM
although i'm surprised the feminazis haven't crawled out of their holes and started male bashing yet.

they usually come online really late at night, after they are done with cooking and cleaning and feeding their husband and kids.

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:06 PM
No, he wouldn't; he is an extremely pious and humble man.
Lol thats what you think, what is he? Mr.AngelPyAr

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:06 PM
i.e. pseudoscience

:squint:




(Sighs.)




Me not going to get into this because my sister and I do all the time. :)

Drumline
January 27th, 2008, 11:07 PM
they usually come online really late at night, after they are done with cooking and cleaning and feeding their husband and kids.

lol

are you kidding me?

they usually have some sort of radar or some shit. They gotta shoot this stuff down before it picks up any steam

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:07 PM
Lol thats what you think, what is he? Mr.AngelPyAr

and look what she did once she had access to that stuff? she posted bootyshots on ratehispanic.

:0(-_-)0: mirchi
January 27th, 2008, 11:08 PM
mmhmm

echelon and chunky got this shit in lockdown.

desi girls = :no:
youre such a follower :lol:

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:08 PM
:squint:




(Sighs.)




Me not going to get into this because my sister and I do all the time. :)

sister s3x?

PuRe SeduCtioN
January 27th, 2008, 11:08 PM
THNKY OU!!!! i said that already and this girl kuchchin likes to aruge...kuchicnk or w.e. get REAL

yea seriously... u know if a guy just kisses a girl n holds her while shes fighting.. the problem never gets resolved.. it's better that the guy says whats on his mind and vice versa.. and after they stop fighting, then they kiss.. haha i shud be Dr Phil =)

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:08 PM
Lol thats what you think, what is he? Mr.AngelPyAr

No, he is not that type; I know.

Anyway, I even remotely willing to think that he was of a different generation and therefore he didn't face the same challenges of men today, especially those not living under the thumbs of their parents or abroad.

But that said, I think other factors should still prevent men from pursuing the hedonistic philosophy.

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:08 PM
youre such a follower :lol:

i started the desi grill revolution on rd. so psh

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:09 PM
yea seriously... u know if a guy just kisses a girl n holds her while shes fighting.. the problem never gets resolved.. it's better that the guy says whats on his mind and vice versa.. and after they stop fighting, then they kiss.. haha i shud be Dr Phil =)

yeah whoever wrote that first list has watched too many lovey dovey movies.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:09 PM
sister s3x?

What is "s3x"? I'm not that familiar with Internet lingo. So, can we please try to keep it to laymen's terms?

RacingSoul
January 27th, 2008, 11:10 PM
none of that shit applies to arab girls..trust me :no:

:0(-_-)0: mirchi
January 27th, 2008, 11:10 PM
i started the desi grill revolution on rd. so psh
you were simply the flame to the kerosene soaked rag. :hand:

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 11:11 PM
I can't. Because my dad wasn't one and he belonged to the male species. :)
lol. I once noticed that my dad would spend a little extra time looking at the lingerie section of the sears big book catalogs that used to get sent out back in the day. Your dad has desires just like any other man. :arrow:

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:11 PM
No, he is not that type; I know.

Anyway, I even remotely willing to think that he was of a different generation and therefore he didn't face the same challenges of men today, especially those not living under the thumbs of their parents or abroad.

But that said, I think other factors should still prevent men from pursuing the hedonistic philosophy.

I think thats bollocks, you cannot shelter hormones. Men will always view females that way.

And btw, since you're learning about anthropology, you should probably learn about sexuality in India. People weren't proper prude, there were few revolutions which changed religious views of sexuality, but for the most part, males both human and animal behave and view females similarly.

PuRe SeduCtioN
January 27th, 2008, 11:11 PM
yeah whoever wrote that first list has watched too many lovey dovey movies.

what it doookieeee theDude

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:13 PM
lol. I once noticed that my dad would spend a little extra time looking at the lingerie section of the sears big book catalogs that used to get sent out back in the day. Your dad has desires just like any other man. :arrow:

Yes, he is like every other man except in one regard: he has self-control. More importantly, he is religious and has been ingrained with the values taught by his own father who he looked up to as a role model and who served as a role model for others as the district magistrate in the state of Bihar in a time when the British rarely let other desis advance. So, no, while I do think my father is like any other man, I also know that his character is extremely strong, which is one of the reasons he was/is extremely respected among anybody he meets. :)

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 11:14 PM
:squint:




(Sighs.)




Me not going to get into this because my sister and I do all the time. :)
lol. you have a sister? what she study?

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:14 PM
you were simply the flame to the kerosene soaked rag. :hand:

:69:

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 11:14 PM
What is "s3x"? I'm not that familiar with Internet lingo. So, can we please try to keep it to laymen's terms? Learn online tlk if ur gonna be on an online forum plz? kthnx .... :no: :no: :no: :no:

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:14 PM
what it doookieeee theDude

:wavey:

PuRe SeduCtioN
January 27th, 2008, 11:15 PM
Learn online tlk if ur gonna be on an online forum plz? kthnx .... :no: :no: :no: :no:

that kuchnahi person was being sarcastic..

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:15 PM
I think thats bollocks, you cannot shelter hormones. Men will always view females that way.

And btw, since you're learning about anthropology, you should probably learn about sexuality in India. People weren't proper prude, there were few revolutions which changed religious views of sexuality, but for the most part, males both human and animal behave and view females similarly.

I know that some of human sexuality is biological; but others parts of human sexuality are definitely socially conditioned by cultures. It is the traditional nature vs. nurture argument but that nature plays a part but not to the large degree that other individuals often like to argue.

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:16 PM
Yes, he is like every other man except in one regard: he has self-control. More importantly, he is religious and has been ingrained with the values taught by his own father who he looked up to as a role model and who served as a role model for others as the district magistrate in the state of Bihar in a time when the British rarely let other desis advance. So, no, while I do think my father is like any other man, I also know that his character is extremely strong, which is one of the reasons he was/is extremely respected among anybody he meets. :)

Read what I wrote, I said he has the same intention but goes about it a different way. Most men who do the above, do it for an end reward i.e. a woman who is devout to him because he in turn projects himself as a person who is "solid".

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:17 PM
lol. you have a sister? what she study?

Lol. Yes, I do and she is studying biochemistry. :love:

chunky
January 27th, 2008, 11:17 PM
Yes, he is like every other man except in one regard: he has self-control. More importantly, he is religious and has been ingrained with the values taught by his own father who he looked up to as a role model and who served as a role model for others as the district magistrate in the state of Bihar in a time when the British rarely let other desis advance. So, no, while I do think my father is like any other man, I also know that his character is extremely strong, which is one of the reasons he was/is extremely respected among anybody he meets. :)
LOL. Your idea of your father being strong is mostly related to him being a cover up artist. Since you're his daughter, of course he'll cover up the baser aspects of his nature in your presence. :arrow:

Walktheline
January 27th, 2008, 11:17 PM
why is this lame thread bumped. laaaame.
oh welcome back coochnahi

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:17 PM
Learn online tlk if ur gonna be on an online forum plz? kthnx .... :no: :no: :no: :no:

Dude, it will take some time; but I'm trying. :)

:0(-_-)0: mirchi
January 27th, 2008, 11:18 PM
:69:
that is your default position. cute.

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:18 PM
I know that some of human sexuality is biological; but others parts of human sexuality are definitely socially conditioned by cultures. It is the traditional nature vs. nurture argument but that nature plays a part but not to the large degree that other individuals often like to argue.

Yeah, the "action" is largely determined by social conditioning, but I was talking about "intention" which is purely based on thought and perception -- something induced via hormones and cultivated via social views of sexuality and women.

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:18 PM
why is this lame thread bumped. laaaame.
oh welcome back coochnahi

Old user pretending to be new? laaaaaaaame.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:18 PM
why is this lame thread bumped. laaaame.
oh welcome back coochnahi

Thank you WTL. Hope you're well. And thanks once again for the help.

:hug:

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 11:19 PM
Yes, he is like every other man except in one regard: he has self-control. More importantly, he is religious and has been ingrained with the values taught by his own father who he looked up to as a role model and who served as a role model for others as the district magistrate in the state of Bihar in a time when the British rarely let other desis advance. So, no, while I do think my father is like any other man, I also know that his character is extremely strong, which is one of the reasons he was/is extremely respected among anybody he meets. :)
excuse, but you just said he was self control , if he isnt like any other guy, what is he controling? its obviously the desires he has in this area, done be an airhead. he has desires and im sure ur mom fullfills them ok? he isnt a robot thats programmed to be proper all the time, u kinda make him sound flawless and not human. his character doesnt have anything to do whether he has those desires or not, and like someone said before all guys are the same just some are outta control and some are like ur dad it sounds like ur trying to deny your dads humanity

:0(-_-)0: mirchi
January 27th, 2008, 11:20 PM
why is this lame thread bumped. laaaame.
oh welcome back coochnahi
she got harassed by the tragic lover that is armatlik (sp?).

Walktheline
January 27th, 2008, 11:24 PM
Old user pretending to be new? laaaaaaaame.


oh welcome back Echey.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:25 PM
excuse, but you just said he was self control , if he isnt like any other guy, what is he controling? its obviously the desires he has in this area, done be an airhead. he has desires and im sure ur mom fullfills them ok? he isnt a robot thats programmed to be proper all the time, u kinda make him sound flawless and not human. his character doesnt have anything to do whether he has those desires or not, and like someone said before all guys are the same just some are outta control and some are like ur dad it sounds like ur trying to deny your dads humanity

Hmm, I am denying my father's humanity; I'm simply saying that he came from another time and place, one that I am willing to admit might not be/is not the same as status quo.

Anyway, I would rather not bring my father into this anymore as I'm sure none of you know him and therefore do not have the opportunity to form your own opinions from meeting him. Moreover, I really respect him and know he is not like that but I understand that you just cannot simply take my word for it. :)

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:28 PM
that is your default position. cute.

:buttsex:

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 11:28 PM
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Hmm, I am denying my father's humanity; I'm simply saying that he came from another time and place, one that I am willing to admit might not be/is not the same as status quo.

Anyway, I would rather not bring my father into this anymore as I'm sure none of you know him and therefore do not have the opportunity to form your own opinions from meeting him. Moreover, I really respect him and know he is not like that but I understand that you just cannot simply take my word for it. :)
Someone slap this girl with LIFE and REALness...she much delusional. if ur pops had no desires u wouldnt be here. and ur parents arent the only ones that been thru ruff stuff....naive u are, to say the least.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:28 PM
Old user pretending to be new? laaaaaaaame.

Dude, I'm new. She meant something else.

21cent
January 27th, 2008, 11:30 PM
Well i don't think you can win an argument with a girl, i don't think it's possible..
just beat your wifes

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:31 PM
Someone slap this girl with LIFE and REALness...she much delusional. if ur pops had no desires u wouldnt be here. and ur parents arent the only ones that been thru ruff stuff....naive u are, to say the least.

lulz like they say, its always the quiet ones :kekeke: nobody wants to imagine their dad pounding their mom's vag, but to say their dads are emotionless robots... :no:

desi girls, mang... :no:

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:32 PM
Someone slap this girl with LIFE and REALness...she much delusional. if ur pops had no desires u wouldnt be here. and ur parents arent the only ones that been thru ruff stuff....naive u are, to say the least.

Dude, I'm being real here. I know that my father has "real" desires. Did I say he does not? I said only that he has the ability to exert self-control because he was brought up in a rigid environment and that he himself always looked up to his father as a role model who was one in all the ways that count.

Obviously, if my father was not a sexual person, he wouldn't have had children (meaning me and my sibling would not exist).

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 11:33 PM
just beat your wifes
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q38/ronnieswifey2b/thth0d33ba60.jpg

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 11:36 PM
Dude, I'm being real here. I know that my father has "real" desires. Did I say he does not? I said only that he has the ability to exert self-control because he was brought up in a rigid environment and that he himself always looked up to his father as a role model who was one in all the ways that count.

Obviously, if my father was not a sexual person, he wouldn't have had children (meaning me and my sibling would not exist).
yea and everyone is just sayin theres some level of desire, not 'all men are dogs' but 'all men get horny' and like u still arguing like i have to ask you
ARE
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chunky
January 27th, 2008, 11:37 PM
lol. this is getting out of hand.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:38 PM
lulz like they say, its always the quiet ones :kekeke: nobody wants to imagine their dad pounding their mom's vag, but to say their dads are emotionless robots... :no:

desi girls, mang... :no:

Oh, meee God! Obviously, I know that my father has sex with my mom. I am just saying that he was brought with values, rigid discipline, and wont to have a religiosity that prevented him from engaging in premarital relationships and that which enabled him to look beyond the physical aspect to marriage as the desired avenue to engaging in sex.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:39 PM
yea and everyone is just sayin theres some level of desire, not 'all men are dogs' but 'all men get horny' and like u still arguing like i have to ask you
ARE
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If it makes you happy to believe either of that for myself, I'm fine with that. You're free to do so. :) It does not bother me in the least.

PinkPowerRanger
January 27th, 2008, 11:43 PM
good list.

kucchnahi
January 27th, 2008, 11:44 PM
good list.

Lol. The males' version or the females'?

TheDude
January 27th, 2008, 11:44 PM
gay list.

fixed

PuRe SeduCtioN
January 27th, 2008, 11:44 PM
lol. this is getting out of hand.

hehe hi

thenumber12
January 27th, 2008, 11:46 PM
If it makes you happy to believe either of that for myself, I'm fine with that. You're free to do so. :) It does not bother me in the least.
what religion are you cuz u seem confused? anyways if ur dad never got horny, u wouldnt be here....can someone else tell her this?

Echelon
January 27th, 2008, 11:47 PM
kucchnahi, read what I wrote re: intention in my original quote. It's still relevant to your father.