New Drinking style UKERZ . Work warning maybe ...

[2Stupid2Duck]

http://images.ratedesi.com/gallery/141201_1131709532.jpg

Il be sure to try it out with my mate at the pub tomorrow . :)

[Mr_Enigma]

http://images.ratedesi.com/gallery/141201_1131709532.jpg

Il be sure to try it out with my mate at the pub tomorrow . :)
try a body shot :|

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_real_cancun/cancun19.jpg

SaT

[jus_me]

:no:

would have worked better if she actually any tits for the glass to rest between :neutral:

[2Stupid2Duck]

try a body shot :|

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/the_real_cancun/cancun19.jpg

SaT

Yo :think: no bad Yo .. but mee mate hardick has a hard dick . so messy ..


*Lame joke-

Leaves ...*

[2Stupid2Duck]

:no:

would have worked better if she actually any tits for the glass to rest between :neutral:

32c ??

wats ur size Trav minus the Tissues and the sillicon ?? :neutral:

[Mr_Enigma]

:no:

would have worked better if she actually any tits for the glass to rest between :neutral:
lol - cruel - but stry lol

sup miss *rearrange 1st four letters of travis* :|

SaT

[2Stupid2Duck]

lol - cruel - but stry lol

sup miss *rearrange 1st four letters of travis* :|

SaT

lol i stil aint figured what her name is ???

Vart ?

[Mr_Enigma]

Yo :think: no bad Yo .. but mee mate hardick has a hard dick . so messy ..


*Lame joke-

Leaves ...*
was that even a joke?

u failed miserably :no:

SaT

[jus_me]

its true..

if youre gna try something like that atleast make sure youre fully equipped in the old boob sector

and jitendro my assets are my busines..im too classy to flaunt how big they are on here :p

[2Stupid2Duck]

its true..

if youre gna try something like that atleast make sure youre fully equipped in the old boob sector

and jitendro my assets are my busines..im too classy to flaunt how big they are on here :p

The left ones a bit bigger than the right one Vart ??

*tanks 4 d PM *

[2Stupid2Duck]

was that even a joke?

u failed miserably :no:

SaT

slap me Bizziyatch

[2Stupid2Duck]

Any one guessed the drink ??

i think its lemonade !

[jus_me]

The left ones a bit bigger than the right one Vart ??

*tanks 4 d PM *

:squint:

lol@vart

git

[Mr_Enigma]

lol i stil aint figured what her name is ???

Vart ?
tarv?

hmmmm

SaT

[Mr_Enigma]

Any one guessed the drink ??

i think its lemonade !
cloudy lemonade with a hint of urine :|

SaT

[Mr_Enigma]

:squint:

lol@vart

git
genital wart?

:|

SaT

[jus_me]

tarv?

hmmmm

SaT

give the boy a medal :neutral:

that is actually my name but no one calls me it, not even my parents

[Mr_Enigma]

slap me Bizziyatch
:slap: & :slap2:

u deserve it :no:

SaT

[Mr_Enigma]

give the boy a medal :neutral:

that is actually my name but no one calls me it, not even my parents
full 1st name is?

what do they call u at home? bubbly or dolly :no:

SaT

[jus_me]

also about the drink

looks like smirnoff ice to me, the typical desi girl drink..mummy ji and daddy ji arent around anymore so i can hit the hard stuff..out comes the most hardcore drink of all..smirnoff ice, or if ur feeling adventurous..bacardi breezers :rolleyes:

[2Stupid2Duck]

give the boy a medal :neutral:

that is actually my name but no one calls me it, not even my parents

Damn u, i was going to make a thread trying to make people guess but u blew it :squint:

[jus_me]

full 1st name is?

what do they call u at home? bubbly or dolly :no:

SaT

:rolleyes: my dad calls me jimmy..because of jimmy tarbuck :neutral:
my mother calls gary..after tariq in only fools and horses
my brother calls me jebs..i dont actually know why

[jus_me]

Damn u, i was going to make a thread trying to make people guess but u blew it :squint:

jeeez u lot reply sooo fast, damn computer freaks

[Mr_Enigma]

Damn u, i was going to make a thread trying to make people guess but u blew it :squint:
im kinky like that

:|

SaT

[Mr_Enigma]

jeeez u lot reply sooo fast, damn computer freaks
ur just lame :no:

SaT

[2Stupid2Duck]

cloudy lemonade with a hint of urine :|

SaT

hint of urine u say ???

what etnicity urine are we taking ???

some are stronger than some .. take the somalians ..

after entering a cubicle that was used by a somalian a week back, i noticed his urine colour on the floor was EXTREMELY yellow with black bits floating in to it..

[jus_me]

ur just lame :no:

SaT

im sorry, i cant help the fact that i have a life independant of this forum :(

[2Stupid2Duck]

also about the drink

looks like smirnoff ice to me, the typical desi girl drink..mummy ji and daddy ji arent around anymore so i can hit the hard stuff..out comes the most hardcore drink of all..smirnoff ice, or if ur feeling adventurous..bacardi breezers :rolleyes:

i never get drunk on bacardi breezers .. neighther does my 12 year old cousin ..

its a weak drink .. its all about the Whiskys . ;)

[jus_me]

i never get drunk on bacardi breezers .. neighther does my 12 year old cousin ..

its a weak drink .. its all about the Whiskys . ;)

no one gets drunk on them..ever :neutral:

its just the sugar from them that gets to you

my cousin got drunk on whisky on saturday night..i had to sober her up b4 anyone realised..not that anyone would, she was just as crazy when she was drunk as she is normally

[2Stupid2Duck]

no one gets drunk on them..ever :neutral:

its just the sugar from them that gets to you

my cousin got drunk on whisky on saturday night..i had to sober her up b4 anyone realised..not that anyone would, she was just as crazy when she was drunk as she is normally

I just tend to get hyper, like pace walking and just basically chattin shit and acting hard in front of the girls .. u know standard stuff !

[jus_me]

I just tend to get hyper, like pace walking and just basically chattin shit and acting hard in front of the girls .. u know standard stuff !

my best friend, wen she gets drunk she starts blurting what she really thinks..i can take what she says (mainly cos she never says a bad word about me) but not a lot of other people can, and its not as if shes being RUDE..she is telling the truth, which some people need to hear

wen i get drunk im the same as i am when im sober..people cant tell whether im drunk/sober/hyper sometimes..yeah im mysterious like that :cool:

[Mr_Enigma]

im sorry, i cant help the fact that i have a life independant of this forum :(
no actually - its coz of me working for 14 weeks in an office during the summer - :no: i learnt how 2 type fast there :|

not as fast as much - and also i use the quick reply button - dont have 2 wait for a new page 2 open - comprende?

SaT

[2Stupid2Duck]

my best friend, wen she gets drunk she starts blurting what she really thinks..i can take what she says (mainly cos she never says a bad word about me) but not a lot of other people can, and its not as if shes being RUDE..she is telling the truth, which some people need to hear

wen i get drunk im the same as i am when im sober..people cant tell whether im drunk/sober/hyper sometimes..yeah im mysterious like that :cool:

I amazingly do know what i am doing when im smashed, strange .

Hahah@ you getting drunk,id love to see u type when Tipse ..

[Mr_Enigma]

my best friend, wen she gets drunk she starts blurting what she really thinks..i can take what she says (mainly cos she never says a bad word about me) but not a lot of other people can, and its not as if shes being RUDE..she is telling the truth, which some people need to hear

wen i get drunk im the same as i am when im sober..people cant tell whether im drunk/sober/hyper sometimes..yeah im mysterious like that :cool:
take ur head out ur ass

and get over urself

:hand:

SaT

[jus_me]

I amazingly do know what i am doing when im smashed, strange .

Hahah@ you getting drunk,id love to see u type when Tipse ..

so do i, i remember every single thing that happens

my brother doesnt, he forgets stuff even when sober, but when hes drunk its funny because he acts gayer than usual and the next day he cant remember anything so me and my dad lie to him, telling him all the awful things he has done

lol, id hardly come on here when i was drunk..

[jus_me]

take ur head out ur ass

and get over urself

:hand:

SaT

silence, minion

[Mr_Enigma]

silence, minion

every gay mofo thinks that they act 'normal' when they are drunk - you probably do act different but u either choose not 2 say - or ur so smashed you dont notice - when i used 2 drink - and got smashed - i was just quiet - yeah see i AM different :|

PS - i dont drink no more

SaT

[jus_me]

every gay mofo thinks that they act 'normal' when they are drunk - you probably do act different but u either choose not 2 say - or ur so smashed you dont notice - when i used 2 drink - and got smashed - i was just quiet - yeah see i AM different :|

PS - i dont drink no more

SaT

honestly..i am exactly the same, ask any of my mates, they will tell you the same

[Mr_Enigma]

honestly..i am exactly the same, ask any of my mates, they will tell you the same
ur mates were probably smashed 2 :|

SaT

[jus_me]

ur mates were probably smashed 2 :|

SaT

my mother doesnt drink and even she says the same :neutral:

[Mr_Enigma]

my mother doesnt drink and even she says the same :neutral:
aunti ji lies

:|

SaT

[jus_me]

aunti ji lies

:|

SaT

ok

:neutral:

[Mr_Enigma]

ok

:neutral:
dont deny it

:|

btw - u no we OWN that smilie - :|

SaT

[s11nyk]

http://images.ratedesi.com/gallery/141201_1131709532.jpg

Il be sure to try it out with my mate at the pub tomorrow . :)


there's a bar in amterdam called Teaser's.............that do that with scantily clad women...........

[Mr_Enigma]

there's a bar in amterdam called Teaser's.............that do that with scantily clad women...........
:no:

sunny

:no:

SaT

[jus_me]

dont deny it

:|

btw - u no we OWN that smilie - :|

SaT

you speaketh the truth

:neutral:

[Mr_Enigma]

you speaketh the truth

:neutral:
we are 'the truth'

:|

SaT

[jus_me]

we are 'the truth'

:|

SaT

:neutral:

[Mr_Enigma]

:neutral:
back atcha - coz i ant mad atcha

:|

SaT

[jus_me]

back atcha - coz i ant mad atcha

:|

SaT

safe blud

:neutral:

[Mr_Enigma]

safe blud

:neutral:
cool homie

hows it hanging - are ur titties sagging :|

SaT

[jus_me]

cool homie

hows it hanging - are ur titties sagging :|

SaT


well my knees DO feel surprisingly heavy today, iv been wondering what it was all day

thanks for the heads up bud

[Mr_Enigma]

i am the sollution 2 all ur problems :|

SaT

[jus_me]

i am the sollution 2 all ur problems :|

SaT

wow..all in one handy "bottle"

:neutral:

[Mr_Enigma]

wow..all in one handy "bottle"

:neutral:
:|

SaT

[jus_me]

:|

SaT

indeed

:neutral: