Footy Lads n Ladettes!!!(appealing to imara, bourns and wendy mainly as the ladette)

[akuza]

What dya think it must be like to score a goal at the nou camp, old trafford or the san siro............(to name a few stadiums)....?

[Guerrilla Radio]

What dya think it must be like to score a goal at the nou camp, old trafford or the san siro............(to name a few stadiums)....?


It must be a close 2nd to cumming inside Jessica Alba.

[akuza]

It must be a close 2nd to cumming inside Jessica Alba.
id prefer 2 do alessandra ambrosio but whatever floats ur boat

[Guerrilla Radio]

id prefer 2 do alessandra ambrosio but whatever floats ur boat


I need pix man...

[jus_me]

can girls reply?

heh..i already have..man, im just soo damn smart :cool:

[akuza]

I need pix man...
http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/2005/06/3B9DF165/6-Alessandra-Ambrosio.jpg
http://www.squidly.com/images/botw/aa1.jpg

[realist]

What dya think it must be like to score a goal at the nou camp, old trafford or the san siro............(to name a few stadiums)....?

I would love to score in this stadium:

http://www.allianz-arena.de/imperia/md/images/allianzarena2003/bildergalerien/bayerngladbach_050805/38.jpg

http://www.allianz-arena.de/imperia/md/images/allianzarena2003/bildergalerien/bayerngladbach_050805/33.jpg

It obviously feels great, thousands cheering for you when you score, who wouldn't want that. :dance3:

[Guerrilla Radio]

http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/2005/06/3B9DF165/6-Alessandra-Ambrosio.jpg
http://www.squidly.com/images/botw/aa1.jpg


SOLD. :neutral:

[akuza]

SOLD. :neutral:
did i just convert you to ambrosioism?

[Guerrilla Radio]

did i just convert you to ambrosioism?


Yes, but...I still get to fuck Alba, right?

[akuza]

I would love to score in this stadium:

http://www.allianz-arena.de/imperia/md/images/allianzarena2003/bildergalerien/bayerngladbach_050805/38.jpg

http://www.allianz-arena.de/imperia/md/images/allianzarena2003/bildergalerien/bayerngladbach_050805/33.jpg

It obviously feels great, thousands cheering for you when you score, who wouldn't want that. :dance3:
ye bayern but its no................................................ ............SAN SIRO

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/ikaben/HardeKern.jpg

[suhailio]

http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Van-hoa/2005/06/3B9DF165/6-Alessandra-Ambrosio.jpg
http://www.squidly.com/images/botw/aa1.jpg

fuk da stadiums....id luv to score these girls:love:

[mwahhhhhhhh]

fuk da stadiums....id luv to score these girls:love:
lol gimme 2z

[akuza]

Yes, but...I still get to fuck Alba, right?
by all means ima give u right of way!

[akuza]

fuk da stadiums....id luv to score these girls:love:
they are the same girl!

[jus_me]

booourns :neutral:

i was meant to go play football 2nite but i cant because my mates are gay..now il have to go to the gym instead..bugger it :mad:

plus..carmen electra is much sexier :) :Pelvic2:

[akuza]

booourns :neutral:

i was meant to go play football 2nite but i cant because my mates are gay..now il have to go to the gym instead..bugger it :mad:

plus..carmen electra is much sexier :) :Pelvic2:
hahaaha lol :no: booourns you know u luv it hahaha lol a lil tarvinhio?

[Guerrilla Radio]

by all means ima give u right of way!


Thankyou sir. I will throw her ur way when finished.

[realist]

ye bayern but its no................................................ ............SAN SIRO

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/ikaben/HardeKern.jpg

san siro is good but I think nou camp is the shiznit:


http://img420.imageshack.us/img420/3301/campnou9gw.jpg

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1863/dsc97012cm.jpg

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1015/hpim08176ph.jpg

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4369/images092jx.jpg

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2409/1699100411ga.jpg

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4351/crowd214hk.jpg

The Camp Nou field covered with a huge Senyera (the Catalan Flag). One of the most amazing pics:

http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/2944/wall0cy.jpg

Here is another view, not so great though:

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8242/senyera2020kp.jpg

[akuza]

Thankyou sir. I will throw her ur way when finished.
damaged goods blah hahaa i think skee or geezer wud enjoy that



and ye realists the nou camp is quality! that's y imentioned it first

[realist]

damaged goods blah hahaa i think skee or geezer wud enjoy that



and ye realists the nou camp is quality! that's y imentioned it first

I love their shirts (no lame ass sponsor saying Sky Sports or Samsung to ruin it, it's beautiful)



http://www.subsidesports.com/uk/images/product/large/BarcaHSS0506.gif

[jus_me]

hahaaha lol :no: booourns you know u luv it hahaha lol a lil tarvinhio?

i play well..but i get away with more fouls because im a girl :eek:

[akuza]

I love their shirts (no lame ass sponsor saying Sky Sports or Samsung to ruin it, it's beautiful)



http://www.subsidesports.com/uk/images/product/large/BarcaHSS0506.gif
lol the china olympic games were gna b sponsors

haah and tarv u do tricks and all? position?

[jus_me]

lol the china olympic games were gna b sponsors

haah and tarv u do tricks and all? position?

i executed the best ever scissor kick this summer in the park :dance3:

i play all over the place..im easy :neutral:

[akuza]

i executed the best ever scissor kick this summer in the park :dance3:

i play all over the place..im easy :neutral:
say that to simon and ur goal, a scissor kick, while u had a towel turban on? or without?

[azn_jarrod]

What dya think it must be like to score a goal at the nou camp, old trafford or the san siro............(to name a few stadiums)....?

Not as good as scoring at White Hart Lane.

[jus_me]

say that to simon and ur goal, a scissor kick, while u had a towel turban on? or without?

lol@how you always mention simon when i say the words im easy

no turban towel for football..the hair was curly though and the alice band was firmly in place..you know how we playaz roll :cool:

[akuza]

Not as good as scoring at White Hart Lane.
yessum but id rather score here then at white hart lane
with the same clothes as the guy in the yellow



http://www.maths.ox.ac.uk/~fowler/pictures/karthaus/2003/footy2.jpg

[azn_jarrod]

yessum but id rather score here then at white hart lane
with the same clothes as the guy in the yellow

Lol....Whats that...the 'Cottage'?

Just playing witcha dawg............lol tb.

[akuza]

lol@how you always mention simon when i say the words im easy

no turban towel for football..the hair was curly though and the alice band was firmly in place..you know how we playaz roll :cool:
indeed i mean u cant b 'avin that can you like
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40894000/jpg/_40894629_delia.jpg

with ur keegan perm blowing in the wind
http://www.peoples.ru/sport/football/keegan/keegan_1.jpg

[akuza]

Lol....Whats that...the 'Cottage'?

Just playing witcha dawg............lol tb.
hahaha lol "im down with that homie" *in a westwood accent*

[azn_jarrod]

hahaha lol "im down with that homie" *in a westwood accent*

Thats straight up gangsta.

[2Stupid2Duck]

White hart lane . for comedy comendy and more comedy



MOST FEARED STADIUMS IN THE WORLD .

OLD TRAFFORD *on its day*
ANFIELD - .....
SAN SIRO
ROMAS STADIUM . *CRAZZZZZZZZY SUPPORTERS*
NOU CAMP 99 :salut:

[akuza]

Thats straight up gangsta.
haha man the dude has grey hair haha i need 2 see him selling dbl glazing not going no abt usher as mad flavoooour!

[impactcrew]

i play well..but i get away with more fouls because im a girl :eek:

U like playing with balls :sarb:

[jus_me]

U like playing with balls :sarb:

yes i do

infact it has been said that my ball handling skills are second to none around these parts

[impactcrew]

yes i do

infact it has been said that my ball handling skills are second to none around these parts

so i take it u play football then :rolleyes:

[jus_me]

so i take it u play football then :rolleyes:

nowt much gets past you, does it? :neutral:

[impactcrew]

nowt much gets past you, does it? :neutral:

Apart from scoring a goal in an open net! :p

[jus_me]

Apart from scoring a goal in an open net! :p

how does that make sense?

[impactcrew]

how does that make sense?

ha ha ha u are right just re read that post and it never made any sense! Call a rush post! :D

So do u play football then and i do mean the sport now. LOL

[suhailio]

hello plz? :wavey:

[jus_me]

ha ha ha u are right just re read that post and it never made any sense! Call a rush post! :D

So do u play football then and i do mean the sport now. LOL

i used to play it a lot more when i was younger and had no bills to pay and no lectures to attend and no work to go to..me and my brothers mates used to play every saturday/sunday but we got busy and now we play like once a month

[impactcrew]

i used to play it a lot more when i was younger and had no bills to pay and no lectures to attend and no work to go to..me and my brothers mates used to play every saturday/sunday but we got busy and now we play like once a month

ohhh quality a desi lady that actually has played football, I play football regularly and I have seen some ladies play football and have to admit they are good but back at uni after a game of footy with the girls, my shins used to be bruised :(

So u seem to be a sports person then Travis, so what other sports u play then?

[jus_me]

ohhh quality a desi lady that actually has played football, I play football regularly and I have seen some ladies play football and have to admit they are good but back at uni after a game of footy with the girls, my shins used to be bruised :(

So u seem to be a sports person then Travis, so what other sports u play then?

just football..i go to the gym but thats not classed as a sport and i hate going, id rather play footy, i was meant to do that last night but i couldnt so i had to go to the flippin gym instead

when im feeling queer il play tennis..that dnt happen very often :neutral:

[impactcrew]

just football..i go to the gym but thats not classed as a sport and i hate going, id rather play footy, i was meant to do that last night but i couldnt so i had to go to the flippin gym instead

when im feeling queer il play tennis..that dnt happen very often :neutral:

ohhh tennis so u have a set of legs on ya then ;)

Gym so how often u go to the gym and is it more cardio vascular or mean machine workouts u do then?

What position u play in and what u prefer 5-a side or 11- a side footy then?

[jus_me]

ohhh tennis so u have a set of legs on ya then ;)

Gym so how often u go to the gym and is it more cardio vascular or mean machine workouts u do then?

What position u play in and what u prefer 5-a side or 11- a side footy then?

nearly everyone has a set of legs on them :sarb:

i used to go gym evey single day for a hour..then i got lazy and it went down to 3 times..but now i go 5 times a week..no weekends, its easy

i do mostly cardio stuff because iv built up my stamina over the years and i just do it now to maintain the weight im at..i worked hard enough to lose the excess, i dont really want it coming back :neutral:

i prefer 5 a side because its more casual then 11 a side..but there have been times when iv played 11 a side but i feel i excel more ( :rolleyes: ) in 5 a side

[akuza]

Star Jumps^^^

[jus_me]

Star Jumps^^^

dont give away all my secrets dude :(

i was star jumping this morning and i whacked my mother..totally her fault

[akuza]

dont give away all my secrets dude :(

i was star jumping this morning and i whacked my mother..totally her fault
awww sowwi i did some 2day hahaah lol me and the patel boy hahaha

[jus_me]

awww sowwi i did some 2day hahaah lol me and the patel boy hahaha

patel boy?

there used to be a boy at school called matel patel..honest..that ws his name,he shortened it to matt but ppl started callin him tel..tel patel, poor boy :no:

[impactcrew]

nearly everyone has a set of legs on them :sarb:

i used to go gym evey single day for a hour..then i got lazy and it went down to 3 times..but now i go 5 times a week..no weekends, its easy

i do mostly cardio stuff because iv built up my stamina over the years and i just do it now to maintain the weight im at..i worked hard enough to lose the excess, i dont really want it coming back :neutral:

i prefer 5 a side because its more casual then 11 a side..but there have been times when iv played 11 a side but i feel i excel more ( :rolleyes: ) in 5 a side

u typed a lenghty essay but still never answered in a 11 side match what position do u play then? :rolleyes:

So in simple words u are happy with yr current figure then are you?

[akuza]

patel boy?

there used to be a boy at school called matel patel..honest..that ws his name,he shortened it to matt but ppl started callin him tel..tel patel, poor boy :no:
FOOLIOS!! haha ye me and him were star jump dancing hahahaa

[jus_me]

u typed a lenghty essay but still never answered in a 11 side match what position do u play then? :rolleyes:

So in simple words u are happy with yr current figure then are you?

after losing 5 stone how could you not be happy? :neutral: im just working on toning it up a bit, then il be set, it was the exercise that used to get to me but now i feel weird if i havent dont it

i play all over the shop..im easy like that

[jus_me]

FOOLIOS!! haha ye me and him were star jump dancing hahahaa

is it?

really?

dont lie?

whats the weather like there?

did you brush your teeth this morning?

:D

[akuza]

is it?

really?

dont lie?

whats the weather like there?

did you brush your teeth this morning?

:D
ye ye ye grey yes!!

[jus_me]

ye ye ye grey yes!!

fall out boy :dance3:

[akuza]

fall out boy :dance3:
stay up girl!!!

[jus_me]

stay up girl!!!

the opposite of out is in :slap:

[akuza]

the opposite of out is in :slap:
ok....do i need my gall bladder?

[jus_me]

ok....do i need my gall bladder?

no..just bring your flabber and il gast it for you and gast it good!

[akuza]

no..just bring your flabber and il gast it for you and gast it good!
dont make me diestablish it anti style!

[jus_me]

dont make me diestablish it anti style!

oh please do you mofo (i love that word)

[akuza]

oh please do you mofo (i love that word)
dont me catting my wordizzles!

[impactcrew]

[QUOTE=jus_me]after losing 5 stone how could you not be happy? :neutral: im just working on toning it up a bit, then il be set, it was the exercise that used to get to me but now i feel weird if i havent dont it

i play all over the shop..im easy like thatQUOTE]

:Owned:

So in other words u were a bit on the chubby side earlier on then were ya?

I hate the rowing machines and the leg curls they are the ones that cause me the most pain! :(

[jus_me]

[QUOTE=jus_me]after losing 5 stone how could you not be happy? :neutral: im just working on toning it up a bit, then il be set, it was the exercise that used to get to me but now i feel weird if i havent dont it

i play all over the shop..im easy like thatQUOTE]

:Owned:

So in other words u were a bit on the chubby side earlier on then were ya?

I hate the rowing machines and the leg curls they are the ones that cause me the most pain! :(

o har har youre sooo clever :neutral:

i wasnt chubby..twas fat, but i sorted it out but im more self conscious of myself NOW then i was back then

and rowing machines are a piece of piss, i hate this stepper machine we have..i always think im gna fall off :rolleyes:

[jus_me]

dont me catting my wordizzles!

mofo is my word

[akuza]

mofo is my word
foolio is mine!!! so is mofo and im just gna maek a new 1 right now foomkers!!! yeah baby!

[impactcrew]

o har har youre sooo clever :neutral:

i wasnt chubby..twas fat, but i sorted it out but im more self conscious of myself NOW then i was back then

and rowing machines are a piece of piss, i hate this stepper machine we have..i always think im gna fall off :rolleyes:

how many miles do u jog on that stepper machine then? I can do roughly do 6 miles on it! :(

[impactcrew]

foolio is mine!!! so is mofo and im just gna maek a new 1 right now foomkers!!! yeah baby!

ha ha ha foomkers what does it stand for then?

[akuza]

ha ha ha foomkers what does it stand for then?
fooking smokers :dunno: just thought it sounded funny

[jus_me]

how many miles do u jog on that stepper machine then? I can do roughly do 6 miles on it! :(

i dont even count miles..20 mins i spent on that bastard thing..when i started out on it a few months back i used to hate it..now i hate it more

[impactcrew]

fooking smokers :dunno: just thought it sounded funny

I like the word Bazookas! :p

[impactcrew]

i dont even count miles..20 mins i spent on that bastard thing..when i started out on it a few months back i used to hate it..now i hate it more

ha ha ha tell me about it, yr thighs bloody hurt afterwards. Do u do the leg curls?

So after speaking to u my judgment tells me that you are 5ft 6inchs tall with a slender figure of 8/10 - Am i Right? :p

[jus_me]

ha ha ha tell me about it, yr thighs bloody hurt afterwards. Do u do the leg curls?

So after speaking to u my judgment tells me that you are 5ft 6inchs tall with a slender figure of 8/10 - Am i Right? :p

wrong and wrong

nah i dont do the leg curls..

[impactcrew]

wrong and wrong

nah i dont do the leg curls..

hot or cold then?

U wimp :p , why don't u do the leg curls then?

[jus_me]

hot or cold then?

U wimp :p , why don't u do the leg curls then?

because my legs get enough toning anyway..i dont wna turn into one of them bodybuildery types :neutral:

[impactcrew]

because my legs get enough toning anyway..i dont wna turn into one of them bodybuildery types :neutral:

good call and feamle body builders are a no no.

U never answered my other question? :neutral:

[jus_me]

good call and feamle body builders are a no no.

U never answered my other question? :neutral:

5 7..goin on 8 and 10/12, single numbered clothing sizes scare me