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Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 11:40 AM
A lady goes to see her Doctor one day...she complains that every now and then....when she removes her hand away from her pussy, it begins to sing.
The Dr asked what the ugly looking pussy sang exactly....
she replied by singing...MAN UTD, MAN UTD...!!!
The doctor laughed loudly, 'Thats a common problem, you have nothing to worry about, alot of CUNTS sing that very same song.'
Thankyou + Goodnite. :Paper:
*Disclaimer - There is no pic, so fuck you*
Ugly_thang
November 7th, 2005, 11:57 AM
A lady goes to see her Doctor one day...she complains that every now and then....when she removes her hand away from her pussy, it begins to sing.
The Dr asked what the ugly looking pussy sang exactly....
she replied by singing...MAN UTD, MAN UTD...!!!
The doctor laughed loudly, 'Thats a common problem, you have nothing to worry about, alot of CUNTS sing that very same song.'
Thankyou + Goodnite. :Paper:
:hahano:
that is soooo NOT funny. :no:
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 11:59 AM
:hahano:
that is soooo NOT funny. :no:
*Runs to go tell someone that actually gives a fuck* :neutral:
hurryputher
November 7th, 2005, 12:07 PM
It's much funnier when you replace Man Utd with Liverpool.
Mr_Enigma
November 7th, 2005, 12:11 PM
It's much funnier when you replace Man Utd with Liverpool.
u want a slap my puttar?
SaT
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 12:11 PM
It's much funnier when you replace Man Utd with Liverpool.
lol..
Hurry, theses motherfuckers are SO shallow, people dont even look if you dont have a pic up..
If only they knew eh Hurry....if only they knew. Loungey would kick ass.
jus_me
November 7th, 2005, 12:27 PM
the joke was spoiled with the capitalising of the word cunt :neutral:
Mr_Enigma
November 7th, 2005, 12:42 PM
the joke was spoiled with the capitalising of the word cunt :neutral:
and ur reply made it oh so better :|
SaT
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 12:42 PM
the joke was spoiled with the capitalising of the word cunt :neutral:
hehe...Think how the MAN UTD fan feels.
jus_me
November 7th, 2005, 12:45 PM
and ur reply made it oh so better :|
SaT
well..i do aim to please
:neutral:
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 12:46 PM
well..i do aim to please
:neutral:
what are you still doing standing then..? drop to ur knees woman.
hurryputher
November 7th, 2005, 12:49 PM
Watch out laddie, she's a clever one
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 12:51 PM
Watch out laddie, she's a clever one
:hand: I fear no one.
_A-s-H-i_
November 7th, 2005, 12:52 PM
Lame :wgaf:
Mr_Enigma
November 7th, 2005, 12:52 PM
what are you still doing standing then..? drop to ur knees woman.
:rofl:
that made me laugh
thy mustnt speaketh of thy travis as thy did
SaT
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 12:54 PM
Lame :wgaf:
MAN UTD is a football team.
Football = Soccer.
Now, read it again.
_A-s-H-i_
November 7th, 2005, 12:54 PM
MAN UTD is a football team.
Football = Soccer.
Now, read it again.
no i get it :giggle: ma fookin eyes deceiving me :)
nice :)
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 12:56 PM
no i get it :giggle: ma fookin eyes deceiving me :)
nice :)
See, now you get to join in the fun.
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 12:56 PM
:rofl:
that made me laugh
thy mustnt speaketh of thy travis as thy did
SaT
hehe....you scared Singh?
Mr_Enigma
November 7th, 2005, 12:57 PM
no i get it :giggle: ma fookin eyes deceiving me :)
nice :)
it was actually quite crap :|
SaT
_A-s-H-i_
November 7th, 2005, 12:58 PM
it was actually quite crap :|
SaT
:yes: it was :)
Mr_Enigma
November 7th, 2005, 12:58 PM
hehe....you scared Singh?
*shits pants*
can u smell what the SaTeth has LAYeth
:|
SaT
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 12:59 PM
*shits pants*
can u smell what the SaTeth has LAYeth
:|
SaT
you just said you shit ur pants, so...im guessing..........shit?
jus_me
November 7th, 2005, 01:02 PM
what are you still doing standing then..? drop to ur knees woman.
ok :neutral:
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 01:06 PM
ok :neutral:
I see, ur one of those.
suhailio
November 7th, 2005, 01:07 PM
lol..wkd!
jus_me
November 7th, 2005, 01:10 PM
I see, ur one of those.
i thought you wanted me to come down to your level, hence the snappy response..now if you want something a little extra im afraid it will cost you
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 01:12 PM
i thought you wanted me to come down to your level, hence the snappy response..now if you want something a little extra im afraid it will cost you
It'l be a waste of money im sure..but thanks.
jus_me
November 7th, 2005, 01:14 PM
It'l be a waste of money im sure..but thanks.
:eek: im the best damn shoe polisher in town
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 01:15 PM
:eek: im the best damn shoe polisher in town
+ It didnt cost me a penny.
jus_me
November 7th, 2005, 01:16 PM
+ It didnt cost me a penny.
:neutral:
Guerrilla Radio
November 7th, 2005, 01:19 PM
:neutral:
:Paper:
jus_me
November 7th, 2005, 01:22 PM
:Paper:
:blowme:
*innocent angel*
November 7th, 2005, 01:56 PM
It's much funnier when you replace Man Utd with Liverpool.
i agree!
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