himynamesmo
March 18th, 2004, 11:56 AM
What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman! -jeremy
Wanna hear a funny joke?
"Womens Rights"! -jeremy
Why do women have two sets of lips?
So they can piss & moan at the same time! -mike
Why did God give more brains to woman than a cow?
So that when you play with her tits she won't shit on the floor! -eGod
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Get the bitch a shovel!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman!
What do your pregnant girlfriend and a slinky have in common?
They both need a push down the stairs.
What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
Nothing! She's already been told twice!
What do women and meat have in common?
The more you beat them the more tender they get!
Why do women have such small feet?
So they can stand closer to the counter! -Drew
Why don't women need a drivers liscence?
There aren't any roads from the kitchen to the bedroom.
What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?
They don't fuckin' listen!
mex:
What do you call a little mexican?
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay. -Mike
Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!
What do you call a gang of spics running down a hill?
Jailbreak!
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop! -jesse
Why do spics drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip! -shaun
What do you call a building full of spics?
A jail! -kris
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!
What do you call a spic with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff. -slater
What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!
Why don't mexicans have barbecues?
The beans keep falling through the grill! -ronnie
What did the spic say when his home fell on him?
Get off me holmes!! -habitat
How do you find the richest spic in town?
Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest spic!
Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!
How do you start a mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street! -Elden
A mexican and a ****** are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!
How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap! -Christina
Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!
Why is a spic like a pizza?
They're both small, greasy and speak no english!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed! -c
Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
It make it easier to drive while handcuffed! -Gogo
******:
What do you call a ****** with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! -joe
Why do ******s always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo
What does Pontiac stand for?
Pool Old ****** Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby ****** who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid ******! You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them! -bonz
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz
Why do more ******s get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot! -brenden
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo
Why are ******s getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim
The woman! -jeremy
Wanna hear a funny joke?
"Womens Rights"! -jeremy
Why do women have two sets of lips?
So they can piss & moan at the same time! -mike
Why did God give more brains to woman than a cow?
So that when you play with her tits she won't shit on the floor! -eGod
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Get the bitch a shovel!
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
She's a woman!
What do your pregnant girlfriend and a slinky have in common?
They both need a push down the stairs.
What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
Nothing! She's already been told twice!
What do women and meat have in common?
The more you beat them the more tender they get!
Why do women have such small feet?
So they can stand closer to the counter! -Drew
Why don't women need a drivers liscence?
There aren't any roads from the kitchen to the bedroom.
What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year?
They don't fuckin' listen!
mex:
What do you call a little mexican?
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay. -Mike
Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!
What do you call a gang of spics running down a hill?
Jailbreak!
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop! -jesse
Why do spics drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip! -shaun
What do you call a building full of spics?
A jail! -kris
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!
What do you call a spic with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff. -slater
What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!
Why don't mexicans have barbecues?
The beans keep falling through the grill! -ronnie
What did the spic say when his home fell on him?
Get off me holmes!! -habitat
How do you find the richest spic in town?
Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest spic!
Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!
How do you start a mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street! -Elden
A mexican and a ****** are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!
How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap! -Christina
Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!
Why is a spic like a pizza?
They're both small, greasy and speak no english!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed! -c
Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
It make it easier to drive while handcuffed! -Gogo
******:
What do you call a ****** with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick! -joe
Why do ******s always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo
What does Pontiac stand for?
Pool Old ****** Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby ****** who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid ******! You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them! -bonz
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz
Why do more ******s get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot! -brenden
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo
Why are ******s getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim