This is funny

[mr_zee_uk]

> >
> > Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
> >
> > The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome
> > here
> > as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so".
> >
> > Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the
Priest
> > said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You
> > can speak two words."
> >
> > Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
> >
> > "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better
bed."
> >
> > After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest.
> >
> > "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine".
> >
> > "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that
> > the food would be better in the future.
> >
> > On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister
> > Mary Katherine into his office.
> >
> > "You may say two words today."
> >
> > "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
> >
> > "It's probably for the best," said the Priest. "You've done f*ck all
but
> > moan since you've been here."


:) :) :) :) :)

[HardBoiler]

lol :D