i want a "forum" boyfriend

[phatty]

inspired by prats thread :rofl:

i cant get one in real life so might as well try here :neutral:









nah im jk

[Leon 007]

inspired by prats thread :rofl:

i cant get one in real life so might as well try here :neutral:









nah im jk
okay 1st question who do you like

[vikvik12]

*crickets chirping*


wait its daytime

[fynestdesiguy]

SEEMA>........ :Pelvic2:

[celicababyboy]

can i be ur e-bf puwease?

we can have a e-marriage

e-suhaag raath

e-bache

:p lol j/k

[phatty]

okay 1st question who do you like
nobody

[phatty]

can i be ur e-bf puwease?

we can have a e-marriage

e-suhaag raath

e-bache

:p lol j/k
:rofl:

[Khuramp]

yes liverpool got beat by fulham, nice vik = P


(theres only 1 mo, theres only 1 mo)
haha!!!
and btw, wtf is a forums bf job exactly, how do u e-kiss and u kno, e- that other stuff? :p

[phatty]

yes liverpool got beat by fulham, nice vik = P


(theres only 1 mo, theres only 1 mo)
haha!!!
and btw, wtf is a forums bf job exactly, how do u e-kiss and u kno, e- that other stuff? :p
thats why its so funny
im only messing around
its not for reals :hand:

[Leon 007]

nobody
okay thats that then lol

[*innocent angel*]

ooo :hyper: can i apply

[phatty]

ooo :hyper: can i apply
:ugh: sure

[thebrownreason]

move out the way biatches carlos is first in line ;)

[celicababyboy]

ooo :hyper: can i apply

:no: ur mine :p

[phatty]

move out the way biatches carlos is first in line ;)
:rofl: carlosssssssssssss :love:

[*innocent angel*]

:ugh: sure

:love:

[umairhasmi83]

LOl can i apply for the job? im 22 so i might be a bit illegal for you :)

[mtlz_m@m!]

don't forget it gotta be e-approuved by nabz n' me :p

[phatty]

don't forget it gotta be e-approuved by nabz n' me :p
:yes:

[phatty]

no one is really applying

oh wells

[Leon 007]

:yes:
had any offers????

[mtlz_m@m!]

no one is really applying

oh wells

worry not me n' nabz gonna find u a real larkha....
from where do u want him to be :p

[phatty]

had any offers????
a few
this thread is going no where :no:

[phatty]

worry not me n' nabz gonna find u a real larkha....
from where do u want him to be :p
california of course :p

[Leon 007]

a few
this thread is going no where :no:
he'l come along

[Khuramp]

thats why its so funny
im only messing around
its not for reals :hand:
LoL!! get out of here, like i was interested haha = P~

[jibran251]

One day your PIrnce will come.................


Untill then PIck me!!!

[meee?]

:neutral:

[mtlz_m@m!]

california of course :p

hmmmm sooo we gotta come n' search there :think:

[iLLy]

lmao i thought it was ur frog who was ur forum bf

then it was aspaan

and now i dont even kno who it is :sarb:

since u kicked them to the curb :p

[garamasala]

ill be ure forum bf ure damnn hott
add me canadiandesi_777@hotmail.com
peace

[phatty]

LoL!! get out of here, like i was interested haha = P~
why'd u post then :hand:

[mhnzc5]

inspired by prats thread :rofl:

i cant get one in real life so might as well try here :neutral:








nah im jk
how about I be ur forum gf? :eyebrow:

[phatty]

hmmmm sooo we gotta come n' search there :think:
:yes:

[phatty]

lmao i thought it was ur frog who was ur forum bf

then it was aspaan

and now i dont even kno who it is :sarb:

since u kicked them to the curb :p
:rofl: frogy? my forum bf? :rofl:

aspaan doesnt know i exist :(

[phatty]

how about I be ur forum gf? :eyebrow:
sorrie i prefer bf :neutral:

[cool_patelhere]

thats why its so funny
im only messing around
its not for reals :hand:
good.
u not even that good looking.
:)

[XprtNYYKY]

inspired by prats thread :rofl:

i cant get one in real life so might as well try here :neutral:









nah im jk
:neutral:

[WonkaBear]

I volunteer to be ur forum man!!!

:hug:

[phatty]

good.
u not even that good looking.
:)
ouch

[phatty]

:rofl: i think this is the funniest thing ever

[mhnzc5]

sorrie i prefer bf :neutral:

:hand: ur loss


(:()

[WonkaBear]

:rofl: i think this is the funniest thing ever

Is that why you completely ignored my offer to be ur e-man?
:sarb:

[phatty]

:hand: ur loss


(:()
okay okay u can be my forum gf
now search for a forum bf

[phatty]

Is that why you completely ignored my offer to be ur e-man?
:sarb:
u can b my e-husband

[WonkaBear]

u can b my e-husband

Such a big promotion.
:dance3:

... so basically ur still lookin for an e-tennis instructor to "teach" you tennis while im at e-work?

[phatty]

Such a big promotion.
:dance3:

... so basically ur still lookin for an e-tennis instructor to "teach" you tennis while im at e-work?
tennis :sarb:

[mhnzc5]

okay okay u can be my forum gf
now search for a forum bf
woohoo :dance3:
im "cockblocking" u from other e-girls OK?

:rofl:

ok im taking this too far now :neutral:

[cool_patelhere]

good.
u not even that good looking.
:)


Originally Posted by phatty
thats why its so funny
im only messing around
its not for reals <----
-
-
----- "u made a fun of all the guys in this fourm by those words. only respected people have the bright looks to attract other, n u dont have it, so u not good looking at all.

[phatty]

woohoo :dance3:
im "cockblocking" u from other e-girls OK?

:rofl:

ok im taking this too far now :neutral:
i have a lot of girlfriends on this site
and i cant get one decent boy :anger:

[WonkaBear]

tennis :sarb:

The tennis instructor is usually the guy a rich woman cheats with. It was a joke...
:o

[dj XeNo]

you all need to get a life.

[phatty]

The tennis instructor is usually the guy a rich woman cheats with. It was a joke...
:o
oh im really slow
so now i have to go look for a tennis instructor :p
so i can cheat on u

[cool_patelhere]

i have a lot of girlfriends on this site
and i cant get one decent boy :anger:


because u are not acting in a decent way. otherwise u would have me. ;)

[phatty]

you all need to get a life.
:neutral: can u lend me urs

[WonkaBear]

oh im really slow
so now i have to go look for a tennis instructor :p
so i can cheat on u

It would be nicer if u didnt find a tennis instructor. Maybe we just need babys to keep u busy.

Chotay se nanay se bachay

[cool_patelhere]

:neutral: can u lend me urs

DJ himself has no life

[phatty]

It would be nicer if u didnt find a tennis instructor. Maybe we just need babys to keep u busy.

Chotay se nanay se bachay
i like children :dance3:

[mhnzc5]

i have a lot of girlfriends on this site
and i cant get one decent boy :anger:

why do u want a boy from the RD FORUMS anyway? :sarb:
i mean, most of the males...like 99.9% of them need to get a life...:neutral:

no offense to the guys...u know i love u all :love:

[phatty]

why do u want a boy from the RD FORUMS anyway? :sarb:
i mean, most of the males...like 99.9% of them need to get a life...:neutral:

no offense to the guys...u know i love u all :love:
haha no i dont want one literally
just for the fun of it
i have a real life crush but he doesnt want a girlfriend right now :crying:
stupid people :mad:

[cool_patelhere]

why do u want a boy from the RD FORUMS anyway? :sarb:
i mean, most of the males...like 99.9% of them need to get a life...:neutral:

no offense to the guys...u know i love u all :love:


but 100% of the girls needs to get life. :neutral:

[WonkaBear]

haha no i dont want one literally
just for the fun of it
i have a real life crush but he doesnt want a girlfriend right now :crying:
stupid people :mad:

Ouch. :hug:

I am real life boycotting women right now. I wonder how long i can last?
:sarb:

[cool_patelhere]

haha no i dont want one literally
just for the fun of it
i have a real life crush but he doesnt want a girlfriend right now :crying:
stupid people :mad:

actully he has grown to be wise. so thats why he dont want a girlfriend rite now.
its good he reject you, because for u a bf is a fun. :mad:

[phatty]

Ouch. :hug:

I am real life boycotting women right now. I wonder how long i can last?
:sarb::hug: yea i have no luck wat so ever and he used to like me too we had a summer fling but like it just didnt work out for some reason and hes stupid really stupid he was like i wanted to ask u out but then i never did WAT THE FUCK! so yea back to the drawing bored

boycotting women? tats not possible

[mhnzc5]

but 100% of the girls needs to get life. :neutral:
:hand:
no, like 99.99999999999999% of the girls need to get a life :p

[WonkaBear]

:hug: yea i have no luck wat so ever and he used to like me too we had a summer fling but like it just didnt work out for some reason and hes stupid really stupid he was like i wanted to ask u out but then i never did WAT THE FUCK! so yea back to the drawing bored

boycotting women? tats not possible

After what happened to me... ill boycott women UNTIL you ask me out or accept my proposal...


:p

[mhnzc5]

haha no i dont want one literally
just for the fun of it
i have a real life crush but he doesnt want a girlfriend right now :crying:
stupid people :mad:

omg same thing with me!...hes like..."cant u give me sumtime?"

its like umm no...we've been talking and seeing eachother since June!!

stupid guys :anger:

[WonkaBear]

omg same thing with me!...hes like..."cant u give me sumtime?"

its like umm no...we've been talking and seeing eachother since June!!

stupid guys :anger:

Girls do that shit too!!! Your boyfriend/gf then ur not, but u still act like boyfriend/gf then u r bf/gf again... and then not?


:sarb:

[cool_patelhere]

omg same thing with me!...hes like..."cant u give me sumtime?"

its like umm no...we've been talking and seeing eachother since June!!

stupid guys :anger:

when u girls says " stupid guys :anger:" thats sound cute to me.... :p
and yeh u are wrong, 100% of girls needs to get life.

[cool_patelhere]

Girls do that shit too!!! Your boyfriend/gf then ur not, but u still act like boyfriend/gf then u r bf/gf again... and then not?


:sarb:


most of the time, girls act so silly.

[Rishi_TEX]

inspired by prats thread :rofl:

i cant get one in real life so might as well try here :neutral:









nah im jk


u r sexy enuff to get laid..go do that....stooopid

[mhnzc5]

Girls do that shit too!!! Your boyfriend/gf then ur not, but u still act like boyfriend/gf then u r bf/gf again... and then not?


:sarb:

lol wut? :sarb: i never said we were bf/gf...but he treated me like his gf :rolleyes:

i dnt think he ever wants to be my bf :(

[dee86]

I applied for tha position in anotha thread u made like this but u said u jus wanna be friends :squint:

[SoSoScandalous]

sounds like fun.. i want a forum bf too.. seems easier than a real bf.. lol

[mhnzc5]

when u girls says " stupid guys :anger:" thats sound cute to me.... :p
and yeh u are wrong, 100% of girls needs to get life.

haha so do i sound cute to u? ;-) :eyebrow:

lol nooo...i have life!!

but the boys on here, actually come here to make friends...and not just e-friends...its really sad how ppl make threads like..."Hey Does anyone wanna get a gyro?" or something like that

[SoSoScandalous]

lol wut? :sarb: i never said we were bf/gf...but he treated me like his gf :rolleyes:

i dnt think he ever wants to be my bf :(

ewww omg.. my best guy friend treats me like his gf too!!! i mean like when I talk to someone on the phone he said WHY didn't u call me? WHY were u talking to him?? DO you like him? i'm like NO.. weirdo.. but then again i treat him like my bf too.. its soo weird how things work out.. like every one already thinks of us as a couple.. might as well be..

[mhnzc5]

ewww omg.. my best guy friend treats me like his gf too!!! i mean like when I talk to someone on the phone he said WHY didn't u call me? WHY were u talking to him?? DO you like him? i'm like NO.. weirdo.. but then again i treat him like my bf too.. its soo weird how things work out.. like every one already thinks of us as a couple.. might as well be..

haha yea i know wut u mean...but it goes both ways for u guys....he treats me like his gf....but when i treat him like my bf...he goes.."wtf woman...im not officially urs!"

its like: :wtf:

[umr420]

oooooooooh im lookin 4 an e-gf

[munda_undercover]

:cool:

[SoSoScandalous]

haha yea i know wut u mean...but it goes both ways for u guys....he treats me like his gf....but i treat him like my bf...he goes.."wtf woman...im not officially urs!"

its like: :wtf:

OMG! he does that too.. i'm like lets go to prom together! and he's like uhh how about NOT.. we're not DATING! i'm ew ok.. and then now at homcoming he's like WTF i thought we were gonna go together.. i'm like uhh we're not dating.. and he's just like SO? so like when i want him to be my bf he won't.. its weird.. like he too is like we're not dating officially.. i swear guys are STUPID DUMB FUKS!

[The Anti Desi]

:hahano:

[mhnzc5]

oooooooooh im lookin 4 an e-gf

e-bfs and e-gfs are so overrated...

wut happened to good old traditional girlfriends and boyfriends where most of the couples pleasure ISNT over the webcam or something?

[SoSoScandalous]

i think every one in this forum should just hook up for fun bc out reality "bf and gfs" JUST SUCK!!

[WonkaBear]

i think every one in this forum should just hook up for fun bc out reality "bf and gfs" JUST SUCK!!

Your prolly not gettin any... or he isnt good at it :rofl:

jk

[mhnzc5]

OMG! he does that too.. i'm like lets go to prom together! and he's like uhh how about NOT.. we're not DATING! i'm ew ok.. and then now at homcoming he's like WTF i thought we were gonna go together.. i'm like uhh we're not dating.. and he's just like SO? so like when i want him to be my bf he won't.. its weird.. like he too is like we're not dating officially.. i swear guys are STUPID DUMB FUKS!
:werd:

but ur guy just sounds like hes on crack lol :p

i dnt think u shud be wasting ur time with him, u seem too nice for a fucker like him :)

[SoSoScandalous]

and sometimes i tell guys he's my bf bc i don't want to go out with that guy.. and he'll be like WTF we're not official like that.. i'm like LOSER IDIOT KUTE!!

[SoSoScandalous]

Your prolly not gettin any... or he isnt good at it :rofl:

jk

ewwwiiie... dude trust me i'm gettin some.. just not from him.. hehe.. bc like he said we're not officially bf gf

[Rishi_TEX]

all Yall Need To Get Laid...big Time..... Rd Is Killn Ur Sex Drive...chi ...shame To Kamasutra

[Rishi_TEX]

ewwwiiie... dude trust me i'm gettin some.. just not from him.. hehe.. bc like he said we're not officially bf gf


SHOW US PROOF UR GETTIN SOME.... :p

[mhnzc5]

all Yall Need To Get Laid...big Time..... Rd Is Killn Ur Sex Drive...chi ...shame To Kamasutra

wanna help me out with my sex drive? :naughty: haha

[SoSoScandalous]

SHOW US PROOF UR GETTIN SOME.... :p

ewwwiiie.. how do i do that?

[SoSoScandalous]

i think the guys where i have need to take kamsutra 101.. i'm serious..

[Rishi_TEX]

i think the guys where i have need to take kamsutra 101.. i'm serious..


thas a shame to indian guys who dont kno the proper move....maan white guys r learning frm kamasutra....this shud be in our blood.... i learned it in 8th grade..perfected in 10th :p :D

[sarb]

:no:

[Rishi_TEX]

ewwwiiie.. how do i do that?


tell us how it happned one nite....n we will judge if ur makin up story or if it happned for sure... trust me...i wud kno :p :p

[chunky]

forum b/f?

:ugh:

[Rishi_TEX]

wanna help me out with my sex drive? :naughty: haha


name time n place....we can do the whole spankman thing.... or im ur slave n ur my master ....lol... :p :p

[fattygirl]

would you turn lesbian for me baby? interested in e-orgy?


haha..




no. not seema, she is fugly :puke:

[junin]

e-blow me first you whore !...i'm sorry i called you a whore :( ...make up rough sex?

[SoSoScandalous]

SHOW US PROOF UR GETTIN SOME.... :p
i don't care if u guys belive me or not!! i bet ur not gettin ne either

[SoSoScandalous]

tell us how it happned one nite....n we will judge if ur makin up story or if it happned for sure... trust me...i wud kno :p :p

i'm a virgin.. but i've made out with guys in the back seat of cars, in the school audotoruim, and under the bleachers during games.. what's funny is never on a bed.. maybe bc never had the chance.. Muslim parents are strict.. i'm not allowed to have bfs..

[SoSoScandalous]

ooo.. that'll be a cool thread.. every one share ur first " sexual contact" with the oppisite sex and we'll judge if it happened or not

[Rishi_TEX]

i'm a virgin.. but i've made out with guys in the back seat of cars, in the school audotoruim, and under the bleachers during games.. what's funny is never on a bed.. maybe bc never had the chance.. Muslim parents are strict.. i'm not allowed to have bfs..


HAHAHAHHA UNDER THE BLEACHERS????? LOLLLLLLL wat if ur goin down ..n like a fireant bites ur ass.....lolllllll that wud be funny

[mhnzc5]

name time n place....we can do the whole spankman thing.... or im ur slave n ur my master ....lol... :p :p

:hand:

i wanna be the slave!! :anger:

[*Alina*]

i want him to be my real boyfriend :yes:

but its not gonna happen :neutral:

[parkinlotpimp]

i want him to be my real boyfriend :yes:

but its not gonna happen :neutral:
why not ur pretty :sarb:

[twinkleeeyez3]

can i be ur e-bf puwease?

we can have a e-marriage

e-suhaag raath

e-bache

:p lol j/k

to how many girls did you say that? :squint:

[*Alina*]

why not ur pretty :sarb:
aww! :love: how sweet

well theres many reasons...he lives far away..
hes a lil older...and im not sure he likes me..

so yeh...sux hardcore for me :neutral:

[suhailio]

inspired by prats thread :rofl:

i cant get one in real life so might as well try here :neutral:








nah im jk

:kiss:

:love:

[SarcasmicBengali]

inspired by prats thread :rofl:

i cant get one in real life so might as well try here :neutral:









nah im jk

lol... yea i figured u were jokin when u said u cudnt get one in real life... i mean i highly doubt dat :p ur pretty cute so u shudnt really have a problem w. guys... got de whole smart and cute thing goin for ya... i like-ses ;) lol.. :p

[Robiul]

I would be ur boyfriend but I aint that desperate ;) lol

[UnevenButtocks]

I don't feel like reading all this thread but did you find a forum boyfriend? How about a forum girlfriend? We can be RD's lesbian couple. what boredom does to me...