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madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:05 PM
Bukkake: Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

:shock:

vikownethu
October 17th, 2005, 03:10 PM
Madam jee is getting horny...

Fatty4life
October 17th, 2005, 03:13 PM
:ugh: japs.

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:14 PM
:giggle:

That and snuff movies and I'm all set. :Pelvic2:

:shock:

Space-Cowboy
October 17th, 2005, 03:16 PM
I can just picture those NBC educational commercials: "The More You Know..."

selina_786
October 17th, 2005, 03:16 PM
Fuckin bitch killed my appetite... wtf is this world comin 2 :no:

SillyKitty
October 17th, 2005, 03:16 PM
Umm wow

But whats the reason for it? :sarb:

la_bele_dame
October 17th, 2005, 03:17 PM
sweet i guess i will be on the next flight to japan to watch it........

chunky
October 17th, 2005, 03:17 PM
Fuckin bitch killed my appetite... wtf is this world comin 2 :no:

apparently, the world is cumming on girls' faces.

HA HA HA! i'm such jokes. :cool2:

XprtNYYKY
October 17th, 2005, 03:17 PM
Bukkake: Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

:shock:
ive heard of that.

SillyKitty
October 17th, 2005, 03:18 PM
apparently, the world is cumming on girls' faces.

HA HA HA! i'm such jokes. :cool2:


:lol:

selina_786
October 17th, 2005, 03:20 PM
apparently, the world is cumming on girls' faces.

HA HA HA! i'm such jokes. :cool2:

:roflbow: ... killed it.....


case closed :neutral:






My appetite is long gone :no:

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:22 PM
Lmao. She called me a bitch.

I didn't come up with the concept ho. I'm just here to inform. Quit being in denial. :slap: You know you want the protein bath.

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:22 PM
ive heard of that.
I bet you have. :shock:

selina_786
October 17th, 2005, 03:23 PM
Lmao. She called me a bitch.

I didn't come up with the concept ho. I'm just here to inform. Quit being in denial. :slap: You know you want the protein bath.


Lol chillout.... dnt take it so personally.... :D


I dnt like protein bath's..... thats ur kind of thing hun.... thass y u wanted 2 share it to the RD world... :no:

RDX
October 17th, 2005, 03:23 PM
isnt that called circle jerk or somethin

RDX
October 17th, 2005, 03:25 PM
Lol chillout.... dnt take it so personally.... :D


I dnt like protein bath's..... thats ur kind of thing hun.... thass y u wanted 2 share it to the RD world... :no:
fight fight fight ....reeoooowww...ladies take it outside :p

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:26 PM
Lol chillout.... dnt take it so personally.... :D


I dnt like protein bath's..... thats ur kind of thing hun.... thass y u wanted 2 share it to the RD world... :no:

:yes: I mix that shit with coconut oil and use it as lotion.

selina_786
October 17th, 2005, 03:26 PM
fight fight fight ....reeoooowww...ladies take it outside :p

U can be the referee :D

selina_786
October 17th, 2005, 03:27 PM
:yes: I mix that shit with coconut oil and use it as lotion.

That's that then... case closed.... point proven !



I love shea butter.. i hope that dnt have sperm in it :no:

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:27 PM
fight fight fight ....reeoooowww...ladies take it outside :p

Proper catfights can be downloaded offline for free. :idea:

Sometimes mud and/or jello comes with the package.

RDX
October 17th, 2005, 03:27 PM
U can be the referee :D
ok U WIN!

RDX
October 17th, 2005, 03:28 PM
Proper catfights can be downloaded offline for free. :idea:

Sometimes mud and/or jello comes with the package.
how bout fightin in protein..since u seem to be fond of it soo much ... :p

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:28 PM
That's that then... case closed.... point proven !



I love shea butter.. i hope that dnt have sperm in it :no:

Lol. I'm just messin. I don't know enough guys willing to hose me down. :no:

yea...I was just messing around with wierd words and found Bukkake. I felt enlightened.

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:29 PM
how bout fightin in protein..since u seem to be fond of it soo much ... :p
You gonna provide? :eyebrow:

absolutbrownguy
October 17th, 2005, 03:29 PM
haha. ever hear of a donkey punch

RDX
October 17th, 2005, 03:30 PM
You gonna provide? :eyebrow:
yeah GNC has a sale goin on ...so sure why not

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:31 PM
yeah GNC has a sale goin on ...so sure why not
I need a coupon. I'm desi. :ashamed:

Anish: No...but I'm sure you're gonna enlighten me.

RDX
October 17th, 2005, 03:33 PM
I need a coupon. I'm desi. :ashamed:

Anish: No...but I'm sure you're gonna enlighten me.
yeah i have plenty at home ...coupons that is..b4 u get any ideas

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:37 PM
yeah i have plenty at home ...coupons that is..b4 u get any ideas

Get over yourself. :no:

dopekhor
October 17th, 2005, 03:38 PM
madame jade do u practise Bukkake?

RDX
October 17th, 2005, 03:38 PM
Get over yourself. :no:
huh i dont get it ...why that comment..???

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:40 PM
madame jade do u practise Bukkake?
Why of fucking why does everyone add the letter "e" to the end of Madam. Is reading really that difficult?

Yes sir....I do. On every other Thursday of the month and saturdays on occasion.

chunky
October 17th, 2005, 03:40 PM
:yes: I mix that shit with coconut oil and use it as lotion.

this is very funny.

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:41 PM
this is very funny.

You can add to my supply. I hear guys who work out results in soft skin. :idea:

chunky
October 17th, 2005, 03:43 PM
You can add to my supply. I hear guys who work out results in soft skin. :idea:

you better wear a bib darling. they call me the brown peter north.

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:45 PM
you better wear a bib darling. they call me the brown peter north.

I was planning on providing you with an adequate receptacle. Perhaps an empty, economy size containor of mayo.

chunky
October 17th, 2005, 03:47 PM
I was planning on providing you with an adequate receptacle. Perhaps an empty, economy size containor of mayo.

bitch please, nothing less than a 2l mason jar will suffice. :hand:

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:48 PM
bitch please, nothing less than a 2l mason jar will suffice. :hand:
How bout I just give you Sachin Patel. He should be able to catch the majority of it.

chunky
October 17th, 2005, 03:49 PM
How bout I just give you Sachin Patel. He should be able to catch the majority of it.

I already overflowed his ass like it was New Orleans. :kekeke:

NYzNiCCa
October 17th, 2005, 03:49 PM
Bukkake: Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

:shock:

you wanna be Bukkake'd?

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:50 PM
I already overflowed his ass like it was New Orleans. :kekeke:

Did you tape it? PM me with details.

Nicca: :hand: You're too late.

chunky
October 17th, 2005, 03:51 PM
Did you tape it? PM me with details.

Nicca: :hand: You're too late.

sorry hun, I don't broadcast my loving & tender moments shared with others to the world.

BC_Broad
October 17th, 2005, 03:51 PM
that is so nasty. my bf made me watch it once and i didn't think it was funny. what some broads will do for a hot meal :no:

chunky
October 17th, 2005, 03:53 PM
that is so nasty. my bf made me watch it once and i didn't think it was funny. what some broads will do for a hot meal :no:

:rofl:

9 out of 10 guys fast forward to the money shot scene while watching porn. :idea:

BC_Broad
October 17th, 2005, 03:54 PM
:rofl:

9 out of 10 guys fast forward to the money shot scene while watching porn. :idea:

ya i noticed. i personally like it when they cuddle at the beginning.

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 03:56 PM
sorry hun, I don't broadcast my loving & tender moments shared with others to the world.

Just think of the amount of wealth you will amass by selling such delights online. :idea:

Porn has become overrated. :no:

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 04:10 PM
I've seen threads about boobies and penguins go on forever. You guys can do better that this.

madam_jade
October 17th, 2005, 08:32 PM
Post here or die maderchods.

tjnptel1
October 18th, 2005, 05:06 PM
It's all about the BUK NIGGGAS!!!

http://tinypic.com/eqzhbk.gif :bowdown:

CrazyXZac
October 18th, 2005, 05:12 PM
i think that's nasty.

umairhasmi83
October 18th, 2005, 05:16 PM
Post here or die maderchods.
Lol someone is horny today :)

madam_jade
October 18th, 2005, 05:22 PM
I don't actually practice bukkake. It just struck my interest. :rolleyes:

ShivaChrist
October 18th, 2005, 11:59 PM
Bukkake: Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

:shock:

Pahh, I already knew this... but when did they start calling cum ectoplasm lol - this isn't Ghostbusters!

It's nutbusters.

suhailio
October 19th, 2005, 07:25 AM
Bukkake: Bukkake occurs when a group of men, perhaps 50 or more, manually stimulate themselves to climax and proceed to squirt warm ectoplasm onto the face, hair, body, or into the eyeballs, ears or mouth of a waiting and willing female. The female will sometimes decide to swallow the creamy ejaculate and utilize the energy and protein it provides to rejuvenate her and allow her to heartily receive two further litres of semen onto her now apparently yogurt and glue covered visage. Bukkake originated in Japan, but is now widely practised throughout the world.

:shock:

woah!...

r u bi-sexual?...i mean ur location?..in someones mums shower?...sounds gud :rolleyes:

madam_jade
October 19th, 2005, 11:25 AM
woah!...

r u bi-sexual?...i mean ur location?..in someones mums shower?...sounds gud :rolleyes:

What does bukkake have to do with my sexual orientation? :neutral:

absolutbrownguy
October 19th, 2005, 09:42 PM
I need a coupon. I'm desi. :ashamed:

Anish: No...but I'm sure you're gonna enlighten me.
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