The most boring town in England ..........

[mr photographer]

has to be Reading :neutral:

[suhailio]

has to be Reading :neutral:

ok thanx for sharing with us...:)
thread closed...yo admin wer r ya?

[FatGeezer]

ok thanx for sharing with us...:)
thread closed...yo admin wer r ya?

touchy? time of the month?

[suhailio]

touchy? time of the month?

nah man...

just that we had loads of these threads....

[akuza]

haahaha reading no most boring town is well yea reading hahaha

[hated_lovd_envyd]

hell noo its gotta b leicester..fulla FOBS!

[suhailio]

hell noo its gotta b leicester..fulla FOBS!

yeh i can tell...hehe :dance3:

[hated_lovd_envyd]

yeh i can tell...hehe :dance3:
shurrup im a cool fob :hand:

[mr photographer]

hell noo its gotta b leicester..fulla FOBS!

Leicesters a great place to party :dance3:

[Leon 007]

Leicesters a great place to party :dance3:
i take it your from reading i know a couple more that more boring such as some villages

[mr photographer]

i take it your from reading i know a couple more that more boring such as some villages

no i went there for work ... and all i saw was head office buildings of large corporates :neutral:

im from london dude :Pelvic2:

[Leon 007]

no i went there for work ... and all i saw was head office buildings of large corporates :neutral:

im from london dude :Pelvic2:
im from Burnley ever heard of it its in lancashire

[punjabi_mundya]

reading aint that bad, its good for shoppin, night life aint brilliant but ive been to worse

[selina_786]

Bradford and Bham along with Leicester.... Boringgggggg

[mr photographer]

im from Burnley ever heard of it its in lancashire

yes well reknown for riots :D

[mr photographer]

Bradford and Bham along with Leicester.... Boringgggggg

come on now Peterborough has to top the list :p

[x baby bably x]

my VILLAGE is the most boringest...for sure

:no:

nothing to ever do...:no:

[selina_786]

come on now Peterborough has to top the list :p

Wheres Peterborough?

[mr photographer]

Wheres Peterborough?

that small town that gets unooticed on the M1, close to Watford and Luton :rolleyes:

[asianshorty]

Bradford and Bham along with Leicester.... Boringgggggg

yeah, bradford is soooo boring, and dewsbury :rolleyes:

b'ham is alright and leicester is goood :dance3:

[selina_786]

that small town that gets unooticed on the M1, close to Watford and Luton :rolleyes:

Is is near Milton keynes by any chance?

[FatGeezer]

Bradford and Bham along with Leicester.... Boringgggggg

birminghams full of fobs

bradfords full of rude boys

[selina_786]

yeah, bradford is soooo boring, and dewsbury :rolleyes:

b'ham is alright and leicester is goood :dance3:


too many fobs in bham.... always floating around town trying to recite der lil chat up lines 2 any passin gal.... :no:


Leicester aint so bad i guess.... loadsa somalians der.. but they ok.. they mind der own business...

[selina_786]

birminghams full of fobs

bradfords full of rude boys

Lol exactly..... i jus quoted that...

[mr photographer]

Is is near Milton keynes by any chance?

no idea ... didnt even know it existed .... the train from leeds which i was travelling upon seemed to make a stop there .... i was like where have i ended up :neutral:

[selina_786]

no idea ... didnt even know it existed .... the train from leeds which i was travelling upon seemed to make a stop there .... i was like where have i ended up :neutral:

Lol when was this.... :squint:

[mr photographer]

Lol when was this.... :squint:

this was last year sometime :D

[FatGeezer]

Lol exactly..... i jus quoted that...

so where u from? birmingham or bradford???

[selina_786]

this was last year sometime :D

ok ..... damn i cant wait for roza opening... not hungry but soo thirsty...

[selina_786]

so where u from? birmingham or bradford???

:no: ur either callin me a rude gal wannabe or a fob... :(

[asianshorty]

too many fobs in bham.... always floating around town trying to recite der lil chat up lines 2 any passin gal.... :no:

Leicester aint so bad i guess.... loadsa somalians der.. but they ok.. they mind der own business...

lol, yeah!

i've only seen a handfull of somalians in leicester... it's probably because i've only ever been to two parts of leicester :)

[FatGeezer]

:no: ur either callin me a rude gal wannabe or a fob... :(


not CALLING u anything! Just ASKING which one of the two you are!

[selina_786]

lol, yeah!

i've only seen a handfull of somalians in leicester... it's probably because i've only ever been to two parts of leicester :)


Lol no trust me... ders loads.... which parts did u go 2? the city centre aint so bad....

[selina_786]

not CALLING u anything! Just ASKING which one of the two you are!
:rofl: neither.... which 1 r u?

[mr photographer]

lol, yeah!

i've only seen a handfull of somalians in leicester... it's probably because i've only ever been to two parts of leicester :)

Somalians are running things down in South London :neutral:

[asianshorty]

Lol no trust me... ders loads.... which parts did u go 2? the city centre aint so bad....

the asain part... highfields :rolleyes:

[Leon 007]

yes well reknown for riots :D
lol i live there

[asianshorty]

Somalians are running things down in South London :neutral:

yeah man, i saw LOADS in the south west of london!!

[mr photographer]

the asain part... highfields :rolleyes:

i used to go their quite abit ... i remember there was a nice take away down there :yum:

[selina_786]

the asain part... highfields :rolleyes:

Lol hahaha... thats the indian place rite... and evington is the paki place.. lol

[asianshorty]

i used to go their quite abit ... i remember there was a nice take away down there :yum:

:kekeke: i only know a few roads in highfields... oh and i know the park :yes:

[asianshorty]

Lol hahaha... thats the indian place rite... and evington is the paki place.. lol

yep :yes:
wherever you turn, there are indians :no:

i just noticed, that i've never seen a white/black/chinese person there :o

[selina_786]

yep :yes:
wherever you turn, there are indians :no:

i just noticed, that i've never seen a white/black/chinese person there :o

Hahahhaha u'll hardly see chinese... there are a few blacks and whites tho... only a few...

[suhailio]

Bradford and Bham along with Leicester.... Boringgggggg

Birmingham Boring????

LOL....ur outa ya head selina!...

[selina_786]

Birmingham Boring????

LOL....ur outa ya head selina!...

Lol i was expecting u 2 quote me on that LOL... im messin... i'v herd the night life is good der.. but that dnt apply 2 me.. :dunno:

[suhailio]

Lol i was expecting u 2 quote me on that LOL... im messin... i'v herd the night life is good der.. but that dnt apply 2 me.. :dunno:

night life or day life...birmingham life is da bestttttt.....:D

[FatGeezer]

:rofl: neither.... which 1 r u?
erm...i'd rather not say :kekeke:

[selina_786]

night life or day life...birmingham life is da bestttttt.....:D

Apart from the fobz in bullring.. waiting with der revised lil chat up lines that they recite 2 every other gal...

[selina_786]

erm...i'd rather not say :kekeke:

Ai hai Bhammmmmmmmmmmmmm... LOL ... Im sure not all youngsters are the same in bham... :rolleyes:

[suhailio]

Apart from the fobz in bullring.. waiting with der revised lil chat up lines that they recite 2 every other gal...

init..despo'z man....

[FatGeezer]

Ai hai Bhammmmmmmmmmmmmm... LOL ... Im sure not all youngsters are the same in bham... :rolleyes:
nope. anyway at least im not mirpuri....

[selina_786]

init..despo'z man....
Btw i didnt mention.. nice avi pic :)

[selina_786]

nope. anyway at least im not mirpuri....

I knew that was comin any sooner.... :no:

[FatGeezer]

I knew that was comin any sooner.... :no:


dont deny your roots...

[selina_786]

dont deny your roots...

What time u opening roza?


(im not gonna argue.. wateva floats ur boat)

[suhailio]

Btw i didnt mention.. nice avi pic :)

thank u:kiss:
sum liked other one better..sum prefer this...hmm even i say..

[selina_786]

thank u:kiss:
sum liked other one better..sum prefer this...hmm even i say..

Nooo keep this.. Mashallah u look very cute :)

[FatGeezer]

What time u opening roza?


(im not gonna argue.. wateva floats ur boat)

dunno, past few days i opened it either on the plane or pakiland or wen it was too late.

i thought it was bout 5.45 here which was paki timing and thinking to myself sorted! and mentally preparing myself to eat only to go out and sit down at the table to be told i got another hour to go! gutted!

[suhailio]

Nooo keep this.. Mashallah u look very cute :)

so do u..dat ur new pic too yeh?..
u got such a innocent face..luk cuute :kiss:

[selina_786]

dunno, past few days i opened it either on the plane or pakiland or wen it was too late.

i thought it was bout 5.45 here which was paki timing and thinking to myself sorted! and mentally preparing myself to eat only to go out and sit down at the table to be told i got another hour to go! gutted!

ohhh no wonda .. aint seen u on here.... hahahaha that last one hour is like 5 hours....

i dunno.. this yr even tho the roza's are longer... im finding em so much easier to keep... it opens at 6.28 here today.. and im not so hungry... jus very thirsty... Mind u i woke up at 2.30 hehe..

[DESI-PEACHES]

has to be Reading :neutral:

Got to be Hull - dunno why cos there nothin to do and nothin to see

[selina_786]

so do u..dat ur new pic too yeh?..
u got such a innocent face..luk cuute :kiss:


yeaa its a few months old... so i guess its quite new.....

LOL everyone says i have an innocent face..... i think thats the reason i get picked on :no:

heyy thanx :P

[FatGeezer]

ohhh no wonda .. aint seen u on here.... hahahaha that last one hour is like 5 hours....

i dunno.. this yr even tho the roza's are longer... im finding em so much easier to keep... it opens at 6.28 here today.. and im not so hungry... jus very thirsty... Mind u i woke up at 2.30 hehe..

u lightweight! ive not slept since yesterday sehri in pakistan! thats coming close to 40 hours!

[mr photographer]

dont deny your roots...

:rofl:

[FatGeezer]

Got to be Hull - dunno why cos there nothin to do and nothin to see

hull was voted officially the worst town to live in in the UK by a ch4 program!

[selina_786]

u lightweight! ive not slept since yesterday sehri in pakistan! thats coming close to 40 hours!

damn u heavy weight :D


ok i gotta go.... roza opens like in 2 minz.. see u around :) bye

[DESI-PEACHES]

hull was voted officially the worst town to live in in the UK by a ch4 program!

Yea I heard lolz - the people who lives there wasnt very nice at all!! every time i smile, they just gave me a dirty looks :(

[suhailio]

yeaa its a few months old... so i guess its quite new.....

LOL everyone says i have an innocent face..... i think thats the reason i get picked on :no:

heyy thanx :P

cuz ur cute..dats y dey pik on u..to get ur attention...
hey its nearly fast tym to open..i be off now
c u:kiss:

[DESI-PEACHES]

damn u heavy weight :D


ok i gotta go.... roza opens like in 2 minz.. see u around :) bye
hi babe and bye babe!! :p

[DESI-PEACHES]

cuz ur cute..dats y dey pik on u..to get ur attention...
hey its nearly fast tym to open..i be off now
c u:kiss:

byeee!!!

[selina_786]

cuz ur cute..dats y dey pik on u..to get ur attention...
hey its nearly fast tym to open..i be off now
c u:kiss:

Come back soon :bhapi:

[selina_786]

hi babe and bye babe!! :p

Heyy hun.. :cuddle:

[FatGeezer]

Heyy hun.. :cuddle:
ADDICTED, i tell thee....

[mr photographer]

ADDICTED, i tell thee....

thats an understatement :rolleyes: she needs serious help

[selina_786]

ADDICTED, i tell thee....

You'r gettin der too..

[suhailio]

ADDICTED, i tell thee....

wots up wid u n fattys?...

[selina_786]

thats an understatement :rolleyes: she needs serious help

:(....... im hurt

[hated_lovd_envyd]

too many fobs in bham.... always floating around town trying to recite der lil chat up lines 2 any passin gal.... :no:


Leicester aint so bad i guess.... loadsa somalians der.. but they ok.. they mind der own business...
hahhahaa omggg :rofl:

hell yehhhhhhhhhhh

[hated_lovd_envyd]

Nooo keep this.. Mashallah u look very cute :)
:hand:

naaah he looks bum in the other one...:yes:

but whatever rox his boat

[selina_786]

hahhahaa omggg :rofl:

hell yehhhhhhhhhhh

Lol r u from lesta or someing?


I personally think they ok ppl....

[suhailio]

:hand:

naaah he looks bum in the other one...:yes:

but whatever rox his boat

u and selina hav a fite...whoeva wins...il put der fave pic up...
go :hyper:

[hated_lovd_envyd]

u and selina hav a fite...whoeva wins...il put der fave pic up...
go :hyper:
i ain't guna fight over you lol

[suhailio]

Lol r u from lesta or someing?


I personally think they ok ppl....

wot u eat sellly??????

[suhailio]

i ain't guna fight over you lol

tort so....
so selina wins...dis pic staying up:)

[selina_786]

i ain't guna fight over you lol

LOL init... hes a nutta

[hated_lovd_envyd]

Lol r u from lesta or someing?


I personally think they ok ppl....
unfortunately yes i am :rolleyes:
sooo many somalian heads..and half of um dress like kalus....but they aint attractive :rolleyes:

[hated_lovd_envyd]

LOL init... hes a nutta
:yes:

i'd rather have u than him...guys jus cause dramaa :rolleyes:

[selina_786]

wot u eat sellly??????

I had some rice and a samosa... ohh and coca cola :yum:


wat bout u?

[hated_lovd_envyd]

tort so....
so selina wins...dis pic staying up:)
ur kinda big headed as it is..no need for more ego boost lol

shurrup n put the other one up woman!

[selina_786]

unfortunately yes i am :rolleyes:
sooo many somalian heads..and half of um dress like kalus....but they aint attractive :rolleyes:


Hahahaha.. r u from highfields?

Yeaaa i kno the somalian galz with the tight ass jeans .. and tight hijabs :rolleyes:

[suhailio]

I had some rice and a samosa... ohh and coca cola :yum:


wat bout u?

i had bareeeeeee shit...i mean food...pizza..fries..fish..beans..ahh da list goes on..and den i had strawberry and choc mousse:)

[hated_lovd_envyd]

Hahahaha.. r u from highfields?

Yeaaa i kno the somalian galz with the tight ass jeans .. and tight hijabs :rolleyes:
naw im from stoney ends :dance3:

omg...yeh they wear proper TIGHT bottoms etc...n then the hijabs..and btw none of them used to wear scarves b4..only after they moved over to the uk..wots the dealio? :rolleyes:

[suhailio]

ur kinda big headed as it is..no need for more ego boost lol

shurrup n put the other one up woman!

me bigheaded?..omg im hurt..1st tym eva in my life:(

shutup...i aint lisnin 2 u eva now..

[selina_786]

i had bareeeeeee shit...i mean food...pizza..fries..fish..beans..ahh da list goes on..and den i had strawberry and choc mousse:)

lol u have a stomach or wat?????..............


Fish and chips :yum:

Pizza :yum:

mousse :sick:

[hated_lovd_envyd]

me bigheaded?..omg im hurt..1st tym eva in my life:(

shutup...i aint lisnin 2 u eva now..
well i tihnk u are big headed..thats my opinion lol

but seriously put ur the pic the one i :boink:'d at earlier :p

[selina_786]

i had bareeeeeee shit...i mean food...pizza..fries..fish..beans..ahh da list goes on..and den i had strawberry and choc mousse:)

lol u have a stomach or wat?????.............. kiddin


Fish and chips :yum:

Pizza :yum:

mousse :sick:

[hated_lovd_envyd]

lol u have a stomach or wat?????.............. kiddin


Fish and chips :yum:

Pizza :yum:

mousse :sick:
he's skinny still..not fairrr

[selina_786]

naw im from stoney ends :dance3:

omg...yeh they wear proper TIGHT bottoms etc...n then the hijabs..and btw none of them used to wear scarves b4..only after they moved over to the uk..wots the dealio? :rolleyes:

Lol i kno..... what bout the galz that wear burkhas... ermm im not even gonna go der haha


Heyy btw u kno anyone that goes to .. i think its called queens college or queen victoria college... someing like that?

[hated_lovd_envyd]

Lol i kno..... what bout the galz that wear burkhas... ermm im not even gonna go der haha


Heyy btw u kno anyone that goes to .. i think its called queens college or queen victoria college... someing like that?
QE college lol..who goes there?

[suhailio]

well i tihnk u are big headed..thats my opinion lol

but seriously put ur the pic the one i :boink:'d at earlier :p

DNT LIKE PPL CALLIN ME SUMTIN I AINT....SHUTUPPPPPP...

[suhailio]

lol u have a stomach or wat?????.............. kiddin


Fish and chips :yum:

Pizza :yum:

mousse :sick:

dat aint alot..compared to wot sum ppl eat...
mousse lovely man...u no like??????

[hated_lovd_envyd]

DNT LIKE PPL CALLIN ME SUMTIN I AINT....SHUTUPPPPPP...
lol omg why are u trippin? i stated my opinion.... :rolleyes:

sorry?

[selina_786]

QE college lol..who goes there?

Yeaaaaaa thass it... Fehmida.. shes 19 this yr i think.... shes from highfields...

I used 2 go to lesta college in abbey park 2 yrs ago... so crap.. bare somalians and other forighners in that college :no:

[suhailio]

he's skinny still..not fairrr

u eva seen me in real life????errrrrrrrrm NO...

[hated_lovd_envyd]

Lol i kno..... what bout the galz that wear burkhas... ermm im not even gonna go der haha


Heyy btw u kno anyone that goes to .. i think its called queens college or queen victoria college... someing like that?
yeh they the gurls who wear burkhas are labelled ''gud/innocent'' :rolleyes:

[selina_786]

dat aint alot..compared to wot sum ppl eat...
mousse lovely man...u no like??????

I like choc mousse.... not too much tho... i like choc fudge cake :yum:

[selina_786]

yeh they the gurls who wear burkhas are labelled ''gud/innocent'' :rolleyes:

Yeaa we kno wat they get up2 in abbey park :rofl:

[hated_lovd_envyd]

Yeaaaaaa thass it... Fehmida.. shes 19 this yr i think.... shes from highfields...

I used 2 go to lesta college in abbey park 2 yrs ago... so crap.. bare somalians and other forighners in that college :no:
where ru from? :sarb:

i hardly keep contacts from fields....tooooo many ppl that know my brothers..nah i dunno fehmida lol

[hated_lovd_envyd]

u eva seen me in real life????errrrrrrrrm NO...
lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

y r u trippin??? :neutral:

[selina_786]

where ru from? :sarb:

i hardly keep contacts from fields....tooooo many ppl that know my brothers..nah i dunno fehmida lol

Im from stamford.. well near there....

Hahaha highfields lol... no comment...

[suhailio]

I like choc mousse.... not too much tho... i like choc fudge cake :yum:

my cuz works in cadburys...damn i get bare supplies.....he cums bak home wid bareeeeee....u name dem...lol...kinda sik of chocs!

[hated_lovd_envyd]

Im from stamford.. well near there....

Hahaha highfields lol... no comment...
its a crap hole that area!! used to b a black mans ends b4...but its mali area :neutral:

[selina_786]

my cuz works in cadburys...damn i get bare supplies.....he cums bak home wid bareeeeee....u name dem...lol...kinda sik of chocs!


i kno im not much of a choc fan .... i do have the occasional choc moods tho...

but i like belgian chocz :yum:

[selina_786]

its a crap hole that area!! used to b a black mans ends b4...but its mali area :neutral:

Lol init.... i wanna move 2 london...

[hated_lovd_envyd]

where is stampford?

[hated_lovd_envyd]

Lol init.... i wanna move 2 london...
y london?

i soo wanna move to nz :love:

[selina_786]

y london?

i soo wanna move to nz :love:

I wanna move to mauritius.. in fact no.. jus go on a holiday der...

i wanna move to london to make something of my career....

[FatGeezer]

You'r gettin der too..
na, im like a slow moving slug while youre like an ever-ready bunny...

[selina_786]

na, im like a slow moving slug while youre like an ever-ready bunny...



:hahano:

[SSSash]

Hull... it even sounds boring.. there's fuck all there..

[sujji]

ITS GOTTA BE LUTON :dance3:

[FatGeezer]

:hahano:
vat? u dont like my comparison?

[selina_786]

vat? u dont like my comparison?
ur a cute lil fatt chikk !

[suhailio]

ITS GOTTA BE LUTON :dance3:

neva been ther...but just the name makes me yawn!

[FatGeezer]

ur a cute lil fatt chikk !
awwwe? wanna cuddle me?

[selina_786]

awwwe? wanna cuddle me?
I might get lost in all that fat :roll2:

Do u sweat bucket loads?

[suhailio]

I might get lost in all that fat :eek2:


Do u sweat bucket loads?

LOLLLLL

[selina_786]

LOLLLLL

chupp kotha lol... :P

I was jokin.... he aint fat for real

[mr photographer]

motu and chotu seem to be flirting alot hey :rolleyes: :p

[FatGeezer]

I might get lost in all that fat :roll2:

Do u sweat bucket loads?

only if you want me to hun ;)

[FatGeezer]

chupp kotha lol... :P

I was jokin.... he aint fat for real

i soooo am!

[FatGeezer]

motu and chotu seem to be flirting alot hey :rolleyes: :p

come and join us! free love for all....

[mr photographer]

i soooo am!

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=110711

[selina_786]

motu and chotu seem to be flirting alot hey :rolleyes: :p
Kiss ko chotu kaha re tu? :slap2:

[selina_786]

only if you want me to hun ;)



:anger:... dnt treat me lyke an American !

[mr photographer]

Kiss ko chotu kaha re tu? :slap2:

tenu meri jaan .. tenu :dance3:

[selina_786]

tenu meri jaan .. tenu :dance3:


well... i am chotti but not moti ... and look whoz talkin :P

[FatGeezer]

:anger:... dnt treat me lyke an American !
eh? whered that come from?

[mr photographer]

well... i am chotti but not moti ... and look whoz talkin :P

ur such a bhudhooo ... i said chotu and motu flirting ... ur the chotu and fatgeezer's the motu :p

[FatGeezer]

tenu meri jaan .. tenu :dance3:
she didnt get it did she.... :no:

[selina_786]

ur such a bhudhooo ... i said chotu and motu flirting ... ur the chotu and fatgeezer's the motu :p

Yes mr budhoooooooo.. u called me chotu so i said look whoz talkin... i.e u aint very tall .. u kotha.. :P

[selina_786]

she didnt get it did she.... :no:
I did get it ........... damn !

[FatGeezer]

I did get it ........... damn !
oly after mr photo dissected it for u and explained it.

u killed the moement damn u woman!

[selina_786]

oly after mr photo dissected it for u and explained it.

u killed the moement damn u woman!

:no:

[mr photographer]

Yes mr budhoooooooo.. u called me chotu so i said look whoz talkin... i.e u aint very tall .. u kotha.. :P

only by 7 inches :p

[selina_786]

only by 7 inches :p

Well im a woman... i can get away with being 5'3 .. wich is average for an asian lady ;)

[FatGeezer]

:no:

:no: :no:

[selina_786]

:rant::no: :no:

chall hatt ! :rant:

[FatGeezer]

:rant:

chall hatt ! :rant:

y where we going hun?

[selina_786]

y where we going hun?

No where... im here hun .... lol


Are you going?


Paredesiyo se na akhiyan milana... pardesiyon ko hai ik din jaana :(

[FatGeezer]

No where... im here hun .... lol


Are you going?


Paredesiyo se na akhiyan milana... pardesiyon ko hai ik din jaana :(

well u told me to 'hatt' khotee so i thought u were takin me sumwhere!

[selina_786]

well u told me to 'hatt' khotee so i thought u were takin me sumwhere!

Hatt = move

chall hatt = nicer way of saying chup karo ji...

[FatGeezer]

Hatt = move

chall hatt = nicer way of saying chup karo ji...


yea i know i was being sarcy...

see, you didnt get it again :no:

humour is wasted on you....

[londonnaz]

im from Burnley ever heard of it its in lancashire


yeah do us a favour and stay there :dance3:

[selina_786]

yea i know i was being sarcy...

see, you didnt get it again :no:

humour is wasted on you....
Ur kind of humour will be wasted... im eva so sowwie.... i am very seedi saadi... nadhaan bachhi


"Humour is a way of takin pain slowly"

[FatGeezer]

Ur kind of humour will be wasted... im eva so sowwie.... i am very seedi saadi... nadhaan bachhi


"Humour is a way of takin pain slowly"


you mean youre blonde?

[selina_786]

you mean youre blonde?
I have the occasional blonde moment....

[FatGeezer]

I have the occasional blonde moment....

occasional???

[selina_786]

occasional???

Oh well :no:

[FatGeezer]

Oh well :no:

yeah oh well, im fat youre blonde. no-ones perfect....

[mr photographer]

i see some heavy flirtin going on in here :rolleyes:

[selina_786]

yeah oh well, im fat youre blonde. no-ones perfect....

:rofl: true true.... How old r u mr motu?

[selina_786]

i see some heavy flirtin going on in here :rolleyes:


Kebab main haddi !!!

[mr photographer]

Kebab main haddi !!!

im leavin :wavey:

[selina_786]

im leavin :wavey:

Mazaak..... hum se haffaa na hona...

[amirkhan]

walsall = most boring town in britan hands down :neutral: , brums aight aslong as u know ur way round

[FatGeezer]

i see some heavy flirtin going on in here :rolleyes:

you got cataracts....

[FatGeezer]

:rofl: true true.... How old r u mr motu?

too old for u beti...

[mr photographer]

Mazaak..... hum se haffaa na hona...

it's kaffaa not haffaa :slap:

[selina_786]

it's kaffaa not haffaa :slap:

its khaffa.... :)

[londonnaz]

its khaffa.... :)


isnt it khaffaa ?? :sarb:

[FatGeezer]

it's kaffaa not haffaa :slap:

who cares!

[selina_786]

isnt it khaffaa ?? :sarb:

Yes... 1 A .. 2 A's same thing...

[selina_786]

who cares!

Its Khaffa.. and mr photo cares...

[londonnaz]

Its Khaffa.. and mr photo cares...



errrm why ??

[selina_786]

errrm why ??
He cares.. thats why he found the need 2 correct me.. dnt u think..

[londonnaz]

He cares.. thats why he found the need 2 correct me.. dnt u think..


lol........ errms leave quietly as feels an argument coming along :neutral:

[FatGeezer]

He cares.. thats why he found the need 2 correct me.. dnt u think..


he doesnt care, he's just trying to see how blonde u really are!

[selina_786]

lol........ errms leave quietly as feels an argument coming along :neutral:

Lol naaa... hes ok... no hate shate....:rolleyes:

[selina_786]

he doesnt care, he's just trying to see how blonde u really are!

:no:..... dunno wat 2 say 2 u...

[FatGeezer]

:no:..... dunno wat 2 say 2 u...
just shout it out the world..
YOOOUUUU LUUUURRRVVVEEEE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[selina_786]

just shout it out the world..
YOOOUUUU LUUUURRRVVVEEEE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*has a quick blonde moment*


I lurrrrrrrrrvvvveeeeeee you ! :love:


How was that?

[FatGeezer]

*has a quick blonde moment*


I lurrrrrrrrrvvvveeeeeee you ! :love:


How was that?

MORE PASSION PLEASE! wasnt quite there yet!

[selina_786]

MORE PASSION PLEASE! wasnt quite there yet!

Your way too demanding for a fat lil chunk..... :p

[FatGeezer]

Your way too demanding for a fat lil chunk..... :p
but im worth it! ;)

[selina_786]

but im worth it! ;)
How does this blonde believe u?

[FatGeezer]

How does this blonde believe u?

take this fattys word for it!

[selina_786]

take this fattys word for it!

Fatty still hasnt told me his age?

[FatGeezer]

Fatty still hasnt told me his age?
age aint nothin but a number...

how old do u want me to be hun?

[selina_786]

age aint nothin but a number...

how old do u want me to be hun?

Rofl.... 16?

[FatGeezer]

Rofl.... 16?

then im 16 for you!

[selina_786]

then im 16 for you!
Ok mota bachu !



Ermmm how old do u want me 2 be?

[FatGeezer]

Ok mota bachu !



Ermmm how old do u want me 2 be?


mmm, if im 16 you can be 14....

no, wait, that sounds pervy!

be 18! you can be the older woman teaching me a thing or two then!

[selina_786]

mmm, if im 16 you can be 14....

no, wait, that sounds pervy!

be 18! you can be the older woman teaching me a thing or two then!


Can u jus be 19 then....

[FatGeezer]

Can u jus be 19 then....

ok, gimme a sec to add on 3 years to my life....

....


...dun

right, now im 19 for you! Now teach away missy....

[selina_786]

ok, gimme a sec to add on 3 years to my life....

....


...dun

right, now im 19 for you! Now teach away missy....

Well first of all..u need to lose that weight... b4 i teach u anything..

And gawddd.. take a damn shower... U stink :eek2:

[FatGeezer]

Well first of all..u need to lose that weight... b4 i teach u anything..

And gawddd.. take a damn shower... U stink :eek2:


ok, ima gonna go join slimfast and when i can fit into a cubicle i'l take a shower....

now teach me? pweeeaaase?

[selina_786]

ok, ima gonna go join slimfast and when i can fit into a cubicle i'l take a shower....

now teach me? pweeeaaase?

Noooo do pakistani style....... Go and fill a few buckets with water and take it to the garden or something......
Dnt worry ur modesty will be covered with ur hanging fat :P

[FatGeezer]

Noooo do pakistani style....... Go and fill a few buckets with water and take it to the garden or something......
Dnt worry ur modesty will be covered with ur hanging fat :P

but my chubby arms wont reach 90% of me! lend me a hand?

[selina_786]

but my chubby arms wont reach 90% of me! lend me a hand?

I will do with a hosepipe... :P





(btw i think we'v like taken ova this thread)

[selina_786]

Fatty done a dirty one :no:

[FatGeezer]

I will do with a hosepipe... :P





(btw i think we'v like taken ova this thread)


no! how u gonna lift ma belly and get underneath the fat rolls from afar?





(who cares?)

[selina_786]

no! how u gonna lift ma belly and get underneath the fat rolls from afar?





(who cares?)

u can lift the fat... and i will charge with that hose :kekeke:


(tru.. we rule)

[FatGeezer]

Fatty done a dirty one :no:

a dirty whatty?

[selina_786]

a dirty whatty?

Lol nahh i thought u left... hehe

[FatGeezer]

u can lift the fat... and i will charge with that hose :kekeke:


(tru.. we rule)
ooh might tickle!



You hijacker you

[FatGeezer]

Lol nahh i thought u left... hehe


na, trying to sort my computer out so have to keep restarting it!

[selina_786]

ooh might tickle!



You hijacker you

No lol .. jus hope u dnt get shot back at 156 mph......




(we hijackers u mean :P)

[selina_786]

na, trying to sort my computer out so have to keep restarting it!

My comp is goin slow too... its havin blondies too

[FatGeezer]

No lol .. jus hope u dnt get shot back at 156 mph......




(we hijackers u mean :P)
na, itd be like shooting a garden hosepipe at a bull. the figures just dont add up





(na, its you, all you. When the hijak police come its you all on your own)

[selina_786]

na, itd be like shooting a garden hosepipe at a bull. the figures just dont add up





(na, its you, all you. When the hijak police come its you all on your own)


:rofl: ok it will tikkle then... isnt that a good thing :eyebrow:



(haha... girls get away with anything... u should worry bout ur fat ass)


Damn im so tired now.... r u?

[FatGeezer]

:rofl: ok it will tikkle then... isnt that a good thing :eyebrow:



(haha... girls get away with anything... u should worry bout ur fat ass)


Damn im so tired now.... r u?
yay tickle me tickle me!




(my fat arse is gonna dissapear when they turn up!)
I should be for sum reason im ok, ive been up for 48 hours solid now. i must be on drugs!

[selina_786]

yay tickle me tickle me!




(my fat arse is gonna dissapear when they turn up!)
I should be for sum reason im ok, ive been up for 48 hours solid now. i must be on drugs!

Damn i hope ur keepin ur fasts... im gonna sleep after fajr now...

[FatGeezer]

Damn i hope ur keepin ur fasts... im gonna sleep after fajr now...

yea i am. yesterday one was massive. think it lasted about 22 hours! i think if i fall asleep now i wont wake up for sehri/fajr!

[selina_786]

yea i am. yesterday one was massive. think it lasted about 22 hours! i think if i fall asleep now i wont wake up for sehri/fajr!

Roze this yr are longer.. but im finding them so much easier to keep ..... Yeaa i wont be able to get up for sehri... so im keepin my self awake now.. its become a routine now...

[FatGeezer]

Roze this yr are longer.. but im finding them so much easier to keep ..... Yeaa i wont be able to get up for sehri... so im keepin my self awake now.. its become a routine now...
think my routines gonna start from today cos past few days have been havoc! oh well, see how it goes!
like i said to someone else in another thread, not eatings the eaSY PART! ITS TRYING TO REFRAIN YR THOUGHTS AND EYES THAT AINT SO EASY!

oops, didnt mean to type in caps and cant be arsed retyping it so live with it!

[selina_786]

think my routines gonna start from today cos past few days have been havoc! oh well, see how it goes!
like i said to someone else in another thread, not eatings the eaSY PART! ITS TRYING TO REFRAIN YR THOUGHTS AND EYES THAT AINT SO EASY!

oops, didnt mean to type in caps and cant be arsed retyping it so live with it!

LOL.... oh well.. u ll be seeing me alot here then :D

[FatGeezer]

LOL.... oh well.. u ll be seeing me alot here then :D
is thsi your new home for the next twenty odd days?

[selina_786]

is thsi your new home for the next twenty odd days?

Lol i think so.... it is at late hours i guess.. :(

[FatGeezer]

Lol i think so.... it is at late hours i guess.. :(
u nt gotta get up early midweek?

[selina_786]

u nt gotta get up early midweek?

Nop... i have late lectures :D

[FatGeezer]

Nop... i have late lectures :D
loser. which uni u at?

[selina_786]

loser. which uni u at?

I go to FTC - financial training company... its private


what bout u? wat u studying?

[FatGeezer]

I go to FTC - financial training company... its private


what bout u? wat u studying?
i aint :neutral:

[selina_786]

i aint :neutral:

U work? ok serious.. how old r u?

[mr photographer]

are you two still macking it :neutral:

[selina_786]

are you two still macking it :neutral:

:roflbow: indeed.. we are takin things slowly... wat do u expect from chotu and motu..

[FatGeezer]

U work? ok serious.. how old r u?
in ma twenties, u?

[FatGeezer]

are you two still macking it :neutral:

u just got in from a par-tay?

[selina_786]

in ma twenties, u?

21 soon :D.... i feel so old :no:

[FatGeezer]

21 soon :D.... i feel so old :no:
youre a spring chick yet! i remember being 16 and thinking i dont wanna be 17!

so what do u learn at FTC?

[selina_786]

youre a spring chick yet! i remember being 16 and thinking i dont wanna be 17!

so what do u learn at FTC?

I kno but age is only a numba as they say....


im studying AAT accounting.....

[FatGeezer]

I kno but age is only a numba as they say....


im studying AAT accounting.....
accounting? thats soo boooring! i cant sit still in my office for two mins, always need an excuse to get out, could never do that!

anyway, get chartered quicktime so i can use u for freeby work!

[selina_786]

accounting? thats soo boooring! i cant sit still in my office for two mins, always need an excuse to get out, could never do that!

anyway, get chartered quicktime so i can use u for freeby work!


Only if u marry me....

[FatGeezer]

Only if u marry me....
now THAT would be a mrriage of convenience! haha!


if we're gonna do that change your course to law cos my solicitor costs me waaaay more than my accountant!

[selina_786]

now THAT would be a mrriage of convenience! haha!


if we're gonna do that change your course to law cos my solicitor costs me waaaay more than my accountant!

u study law and i ll carry on with accountancy.... we'll be rich b******s

[FatGeezer]

u study law and i ll carry on with accountancy.... we'll be rich b******s
whose gonna run the business then? we'd both end up working for others!

No no, i'l steer the ship and you do the doggywork!

[selina_786]

whose gonna run the business then? we'd both end up working for others!

No no, i'l steer the ship and you do the doggywork!

If we work for big firms and progress on higher... we'll be mega rich :P

[FatGeezer]

If we work for big firms and progress on higher... we'll be mega rich :P
na, i cant hack a 9-5 and four weeks holidays in a year!
im too much of a free spirit! come and fly with me!

[selina_786]

na, i cant hack a 9-5 and four weeks holidays in a year!
im too much of a free spirit! come and fly with me!

U mean float with u... ofcourse i'd love 2 :P

[FatGeezer]

U mean float with u... ofcourse i'd love 2 :P
yea i forgot id need miracle wings to fly.
sorry, a blonde moment. youre rubbing off on to me alraedy!

[selina_786]

yea i forgot id need miracle wings to fly.
sorry, a blonde moment. youre rubbing off on to me alraedy!


hehehe i think ur fallin madly in e love with me... :P

[FatGeezer]

hehehe i think ur fallin madly in e love with me... :P
**BAD POST**

[selina_786]

:hand: bad post indeed !

[FatGeezer]

:hand:
:flower: