Hurry.....

[Guerrilla Radio]

Tell me a joke...haha...remember that shit? :p

[Hunkie Chan]

i have three balls and 2 bats.. funny ?

[_A-s-H-i_]

noooooooo

[Guerrilla Radio]

i have three balls and 2 bats.. funny ?


Is ur name Hurry...?

I think the fucker just logged out.

[_A-s-H-i_]

noooooooo

wot u need is

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

[Hunkie Chan]

man.. i didnt knew sum1 can have that name..

[Fallen-Angel]

he is hiliarious and just so blunt

[_A-s-H-i_]

someone looks like a tit :rolleyes:

[Guerrilla Radio]

I think u all need to smoke more weed..

[Fallen-Angel]

wot u need is

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

LMAO

[_A-s-H-i_]

I think u all need to smoke more weed..

i think u shud..........:yikes:

[_A-s-H-i_]

LMAO

:giggle:

wot a typical blonde lol

[Guerrilla Radio]

i think u shud..........:yikes:


haha...you have no idea who ur talking to. :neutral:

[SeKcGaL]

Der u go

A married couple is lying in bed one night.

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her down below.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

[_A-s-H-i_]

haha...you have no idea who ur talking to. :neutral:

eeeeeeeeer wot the fuck u on abt? who the fuck am i talkin to then :rolleyes:

[Guerrilla Radio]

eeeeeeeeer wot the fuck u on abt? who the fuck am i talkin to then :rolleyes:

you said fuck twice in a very short space.

Is it that time of the month?

[Fallen-Angel]

:giggle:

wot a typical blonde lol


i assure you my head is full of brown hair and brown hair only (natural of course)
i just have a goofy sense of humor, i mean i still laugh at fart jokes :neutral:

[_A-s-H-i_]

you said fuck twice in a very short space.

Is it that time of the month?

nooooooo i am in a foooookin mood cos i've had college 1 while 9

btw who is i talkin to :nuts:

[Fallen-Angel]

Der u go

A married couple is lying in bed one night.

The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her down below.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

ewwwwwwwwww

[_A-s-H-i_]

i assure you my head is full of brown hair and brown hair only (natural of course)
i just have a goofy sense of humor, i mean i still laugh at fart jokes :neutral:

i no talkin abt u lol
its just a typical blonde to not relise wots happenin to her car lol

:giggle:

[Guerrilla Radio]

nooooooo i am in a foooookin mood cos i've had college 1 while 9

btw who is i talkin to :nuts:


Doesnt matter.....Its a need to know basis.. :Paper:

[_A-s-H-i_]

Doesnt matter.....Its a need to know basis.. :Paper:

oooooooooh tuchy lol
am off now niteeeee
:wavey:

[londonnaz]

Question: Whats the fastest thing on 2 legs?

Answer : An eithiopian with a dinner ticket

question: whats the second fastest thing on 2 legs ?

answer: another eithiopian chasing him for it

[_A-s-H-i_]

Question: Whats the fastest thing on 2 legs?

Answer : An eithiopian with a dinner ticket

question: whats the second fastest thing on 2 legs ?

answer: another eithiopian chasing him for it


funnyyyyyyyyyyyy :roflbow:

[Guerrilla Radio]

Question: Whats the fastest thing on 2 legs?

Answer : An eithiopian with a dinner ticket

question: whats the second fastest thing on 2 legs ?

answer: another eithiopian chasing him for it


Thats fuckin' cruel.:neutral:

[londonnaz]

Thats fuckin' cruel.:neutral:


question: whats the 3rd fastest thing on 2 legs?

answer: the bbc cameraman trying to film it

hey i wasnt being cruel, the whole point is that its a JOKE !!!

[_A-s-H-i_]

question: whats the 3rd fastest thing on 2 legs?

answer: the bbc cameraman trying to film it

hey i wasnt being cruel, the whole point is that its a JOKE !!!

u gooooood :)

[londonnaz]

question: how do u get 50 eithiopians into a telephone box ?
answer: throw in a can of baked beans



question: how do u get them out again ?
amswer: run past with a can opener ......... :)

[_A-s-H-i_]

question: how do u get 50 eithiopians into a telephone box ?
answer: throw in a can of baked beans



question: how do u get them out again ?
amswer: run past with a can opener ......... :)

Stoooooooooooop :dance3:

[Guerrilla Radio]

Question: Whats the fastest thing on 2 legs?

Answer : An eithiopian with a dinner ticket

question: whats the second fastest thing on 2 legs ?

answer: another eithiopian chasing him for it


Thats fuckin' cruel.:neutral:

[londonnaz]

question: what does an eithiopian do with a can of baked beans ??

answer : he opens a restaurant :dance3:

[_A-s-H-i_]

Thats fuckin' cruel.:neutral:

u wanted a joke n u got one stop being a lil pussy

[londonnaz]

Thats fuckin' cruel.:neutral:



errm u allready done that post and like i said its jus a JOKE :slap:

[Mr_Enigma]

i prefer the long jokes.. both were good... but the ethopian ones iv herd already :|

SaT

[Guerrilla Radio]

u wanted a joke n u got one stop being a lil pussy


U need to bite a curb bitch.. :squintFa:

I wanted a joke from Hurry Puther. You are not him slut. You dont understand the meaning behind the thread. So shut the fuck up.

[hated_lovd_envyd]

Tell me a joke...haha...remember that shit? :p
omg b4 i left earlier..i was guna make a thread bout ppl postin jokes lol..how'd u read my mind :p

[Guerrilla Radio]

omg b4 i left earlier..i was guna make a thread bout ppl postin jokes lol..how'd u read my mind :p

you can call me God.

[londonnaz]

U need to bite a curb bitch.. :squintFa:

I wanted a joke from Hurry Puther. You are not him slut. You dont understand the meaning behind the thread. So shut the fuck up.


hey ease up man, chill :dance3: if u wanted a joke just from hurry, then why didnt u just pm him ? its jus a few jokes man, relax

[Guerrilla Radio]

hey ease up man, chill :dance3: if u wanted a joke just from hurry, then why didnt u just pm him ? its jus a few jokes man, relax


lol, Thanks for ur concern bro, but im kool. If I decide to make a thread for Hurry...then I will do so. The fact that you posted in a thread that wasnt meant for you....should put you in ur place. :Paper:

[londonnaz]

lol, Thanks for ur concern bro, but im kool. If I decide to make a thread for Hurry...then I will do so. The fact that you posted in a thread that wasnt meant for you....should put you in ur place. :Paper:

well it doesnt clearly state that its jus a thread for u an hurry only does it, and as for putting me straight if i remember correctly this is a forum where all members can actively participate in the threads, so jus to put u back in ur place, next time if u wanna keep something private dont post it on a public forum, use that thing between ur ears, thats if theres any brain cells left in it and use the fucking PM's..........enuff siad

so ......... :waveyFin:

[hurryputher]

Shit just seen this now.

Ok, here goes...

How do you stop a baby from turning in a small corridor?

Put a javelin through its skull


What's the difference between Tony Blair and Michael Jackson?

Tony Blair runs the British government.......Michael Jackson shags kids.


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Your mum being raped


*silence*

*taps mic* Is this shit working?

[Guerrilla Radio]

well it doesnt clearly state that its jus a thread for u an hurry only does it, and as for putting me straight if i remember correctly this is a forum where all members can actively participate in the threads, so jus to put u back in ur place, next time if u wanna keep something private dont post it on a public forum, use that thing between ur ears, thats if theres any brain cells left in it and use the fucking PM's..........enuff siad

so ......... :waveyFin:


what a cock. Fuckin noobs get excited if they make a few posts, think they know it all.

[Guerrilla Radio]

Shit just seen this now.

Ok, here goes...

How do you stop a baby from turning in a small corridor?

Put a javelin through its skull


What's the difference between Tony Blair and Michael Jackson?

Tony Blair runs the British government.......Michael Jackson shags kids.


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Your mum being raped


*silence*

*taps mic* Is this shit working?


LOL, you sick fuck...

..I've missed this shit. :neutral:

[_A-s-H-i_]

Shit just seen this now.

Ok, here goes...

How do you stop a baby from turning in a small corridor?

Put a javelin through its skull


What's the difference between Tony Blair and Michael Jackson?

Tony Blair runs the British government.......Michael Jackson shags kids.


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Your mum being raped


*silence*

*taps mic* Is this shit working?

yeeeeeeeh sick foooooook thts nasty n its OTT

[hurryputher]

well it doesnt clearly state that its jus a thread for u an hurry only does it, and as for putting me straight if i remember correctly this is a forum where all members can actively participate in the threads, so jus to put u back in ur place, next time if u wanna keep something private dont post it on a public forum, use that thing between ur ears, thats if theres any brain cells left in it and use the fucking PM's..........enuff siad

so ......... :waveyFin:

You were anally interfered with as a child weren't you?

I bet you're still scared of broomsticks.

[MolviCorleone]

Shit just seen this now.

Ok, here goes...

How do you stop a baby from turning in a small corridor?

Put a javelin through its skull


What's the difference between Tony Blair and Michael Jackson?

Tony Blair runs the British government.......Michael Jackson shags kids.


What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Your mum being raped


*silence*

*taps mic* Is this shit working?

:no:

but its all the truth

[hurryputher]

:no:

but its all the truth

Puthneenya, msn par ach.

[MolviCorleone]

Puthneenya, msn par ach.


marooaa kann poarr..... :no: thoba karr

avaiy na bakk bakk karya kar.

[HardBoiler]

i got a joke


The Test Mark as unread

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

:rofl: its kind of old i remember reading it in grade 8 but its still funny :Pelvic2:

[MolviCorleone]

i got a joke


The Test Mark as unread

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."

:rofl: its kind of old i remember reading it in grade 8 but its still funny :Pelvic2:

remember that joke well

makes me laugh

[Guerrilla Radio]

this thread still here... :sarb: