~*~*~What phrase/word do you use most often?~*~*

[Fallen-Angel]

i say "yeah like Whatever girlfriend" regardless of if im talking to a bloke or a girl :neutral:

[akuza]

"exactly"

[asianshorty]

when someone annoy's me- stupid cow :neutral:
when i get frustrated- for god's sake
:rolleyes:

[stylo_4444]

"blow me" - when someone pisses me off. i make exceptions for those special people though.

"let's blow this joint" - whenever i'm out at dinner and we're about the leave...my friends wait for me to say that. it's kinda the queue for us to just get up and leave.

[hated_lovd_envyd]

shit/crap

fuk it

nigguh

omg << loads

tramp/gay

ummm..can't think when put on the spot lol

[SeKcGaL]

WTF

oh god

oh really

get da fuck otta here

[londonnaz]

FUCK !!!! <<<<< well thats the main one at work lol

[SSSash]

"get to fuck" as in shut up or get lost or i don't believe you

[lovable_mortal]

shut up
for god sake
omg!!
i dont believe u

CANT THINK OF ANY MORE NOW :)

[Z4K5T4R]

Lol *whatever girlfriend* i say that too mostly to guys :P

My mostly used words -

Nah-uh!
Stupid cow
Hmmmm
Huh?
Piss off you cow

[cyber_satan]

u bastard

[SSSash]

shut up
for god sake
omg!!
i dont believe u

CANT THINK OF ANY MORE NOW :)

if you say 'get to fuck' like me, it means both shut up and i don't believe you.. thus saving you time
:dance3:

[occasionalmisfit]

if you say 'get to fuck' like me, it means both shut up and i don't believe you.. thus saving you time
:dance3:

'get to fuck' lol, there's this tall Geordie rugby player at work and he says that and woah my. :Pelvic2:

[jus_me]

cram it with walnuts

ahh cram it

what a doi

dont be gay your whole life

quit jiving me turkey

[hateitorloveit]

you SAP where have you been :(

my word - - SAP

[hated_lovd_envyd]

you SAP where have you been :(

my word - - SAP
hahaha we (ppl) used to say that bak in secondary skool

[azn_suga]

suck a dick.

[jus_me]

you SAP where have you been :(

my word - - SAP

sap is an all time classic, that word never goes out of fashion..still sounds as fresh as the first day i heard it :)

my housemates phrase of the decade is cunt on legs..where else is a cunt gna b?

[asianshorty]

i've also started to use the words dunk and oaf (not oath)

[hateitorloveit]

sap is an all time classic, that word never goes out of fashion..still sounds as fresh as the first day i heard it :)

my housemates phrase of the decade is cunt on legs..where else is a cunt gna b?

cunt on legs .. :rofl:

[hateitorloveit]

hahaha we (ppl) used to say that bak in secondary skool

i to the day still use it .. :rolleyes: :neutral:

[londonnaz]

current word ive been hearing a lot "Muppet"

[hated_lovd_envyd]

i to the day still use it .. :rolleyes: :neutral:
lol...i can imagine u sayin it lol

[londonnaz]

you SAP where have you been :(

my word - - SAP


Yeah........lol thats a proper old skool word

[hateitorloveit]

lol...i can imagine u sayin it lol

another thing i keep on sayin


Bowwwling Shanne . . . the ashes "cricket"

and

Make bloddaaaiiii Show of Meh = east is east .

[hateitorloveit]

Yeah........lol thats a proper old skool word

ha ye and wat u sed muppet,

another few dyke,gypsy,tramp, some of the things i was called during primary school . :(

[hated_lovd_envyd]

another thing i keep on sayin


Bowwwling Shanne . . . the ashes "cricket"

and

Make bloddaaaiiii Show of Meh = east is east .
:rofl:

[hated_lovd_envyd]

ha ye and wat u sed muppet,

another few dyke,gypsy,tramp, some of the things i was called during primary school . :(
omg hahaahaa

[SSSash]

'get to fuck' lol, there's this tall Geordie rugby player at work and he says that and woah my. :Pelvic2:

lol.. i picked it up from glasgow actually.. anyways... geordie rugby player.. did he have any teeth? mashed up ears etc.

[jus_me]

cunt on legs .. :rofl:

yeah hes been saying it since we were in the first year, and weve done our degrees now..he calls me a cunt on legs all the time, and im like well duh..where else is it gna b?

the word knobcheese makes me laugh, but tis quite disgusting if u actually think about it :neutral:

ps howdy CHESTY

[asianshorty]

another thing i keep on sayin

Bowwwling Shanne . . . the ashes "cricket"

and

Make bloddaaaiiii Show of Meh = east is east .

the keeper's voice was horrible- very high pitched :no:

[londonnaz]

yeah hes been saying it since we were in the first year, and weve done our degrees now..he calls me a cunt on legs all the time, and im like well duh..where else is it gna b?

the word knobcheese makes me laugh, but tis quite disgusting if u actually think about it :neutral:

ps howdy CHESTY


yeah ive hard that knobcheese before too, but it jus sounds too nasty and graphical

[occasionalmisfit]

yeah hes been saying it since we were in the first year, and weve done our degrees now..he calls me a cunt on legs all the time, and im like well duh..where else is it gna b?

the word knobcheese makes me laugh, but tis quite disgusting if u actually think about it :neutral:

ps howdy CHESTY


Lol, you're the only other person I've (never) met who says knobcheese, 'tis amazing. One of my friends never got it and I used to ask her how her dad's knobcheese was, and to seem streetwise she'd go 'oh yeah its alright' :no: When she worked it out she wasn't too impressed.

Sssash yeh he's got teeth and ears. And ginger hair. And this tasty accent. And he sends us dirty emails. I might drugrape him.

[SSSash]

another one i say is "can yuuuu dig iiiiiiiit" with my eyes crossed...

watch this hilarious shaq impression :p

http://thatvideosite.com/view/573.html

[jus_me]

yeah ive hard that knobcheese before too, but it jus sounds too nasty and graphical

yeah i aim to shock

this honkey muthafucka called me a paki on the tube today so i called him a honkey muthafucka/knobcheese, he was a pensioner so i said it real loud so it would scare him a bit, racist cunt

[hateitorloveit]

yeah hes been saying it since we were in the first year, and weve done our degrees now..he calls me a cunt on legs all the time, and im like well duh..where else is it gna b?

the word knobcheese makes me laugh, but tis quite disgusting if u actually think about it :neutral:

ps howdy CHESTY

haha hiya He/she but u say ure a he . .but i think ure a she .. :neutral:

mate sounds like a pure joker !! so hows hting wid u ? good?

[jus_me]

Lol, you're the only other person I've (never) met who says knobcheese, 'tis amazing. One of my friends never got it and I used to ask her how her dad's knobcheese was, and to seem streetwise she'd go 'oh yeah its alright' :no: When she worked it out she wasn't too impressed.

Sssash yeh he's got teeth and ears. And ginger hair. And this tasty accent. And he sends us dirty emails. I might drugrape him.

the word knobcheese rocks in the best way :dance3:

i say it all the time, and by the time the person has processed what it means they are truly disgusted and thrown off, and so have no comeback..yeah, whos the (wo) man?!

lol@asking your mate

[hateitorloveit]

the keeper's voice was horrible- very high pitched :no:

:rofl: oh yessss u watch the cricket . i lvoed that voice . i keep randomly sayin it in some of my lectures . its liek a emotional release for me nowadayz

"Boooowling Shaaane"

RABZZZ !! how you been ? ure fassting right ? hows it going ? and school !

GIVE ME A UPDATE .

[x baby bably x]

ommmggggggg

dnt lie

shut up

ommmgggggg

hahaha :mrhappy:

where you talking to me? (to a lecturer :rolleyes: )

ummmm

o ok

ommmmggggg

u have got to be kidding me?!?

noway

can u get out...door is behind u :rolleyes:

love yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this one is a diss to a mate...but its like my key quote in college: birju shah u get me?? (hes this druggie/guji wannabe gangsta :rofl: )

and my new one: its all gravy baby

[jus_me]

haha hiya He/she but u say ure a he . .but i think ure a she .. :neutral:

mate sounds like a pure joker !! so hows hting wid u ? good?

very well thank you for asking chestus

my brother has stolen my car and wants to fit p slots on it :sarb: and i thought they were custom made, so i said cant i have another letter instead of p? he thought that was hilarious

i like the rims :rolleyes: i got on it at the moment though

Hthing with me are good in general though..but i hate commuting from home to uni while the car gets fixed :(

[hateitorloveit]

ommmggggggg

dnt lie

shut up

ommmgggggg

hahaha :mrhappy:

where you talking to me? (to a lecturer :rolleyes: )

ummmm

o ok

ommmmggggg

u have got to be kidding me?!?

noway

can u get out...door is behind u :rolleyes:

love yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this one is a diss to a mate...but its like my key quote in college: birju shah u get me?? (hes this druggie/guji wannabe gangsta :rofl: )

and my new one: its all gravy baby

you forgot " how is the patient today " :naughty:

[SSSash]

drugrape.. u said he's a big guy... a big dose of whatever i'm guessing?

[x baby bably x]

you forgot " how is the patient today " :naughty:
ruzah over for 2dy

:eyebrow:

so how IS my favourite patient?? ;)

[hateitorloveit]

very well thank you for asking chestus

my brother has stolen my car and wants to fit p slots on it :sarb: and i thought they were custom made, so i said cant i have another letter instead of p? he thought that was hilarious

i like the rims :rolleyes: i got on it at the moment though

Hthing with me are good in general though..but i hate commuting from home to uni while the car gets fixed :(

Slap dat bro of yours . . How far do you have to commute ?



AND ANYONE .. IS JUS ME A MALE OR FEMALE

[hateitorloveit]

drugrape.. u said he's a big guy... a big dose of whatever i'm guessing?

All she has to do is flash the guy .. adn then :shock: it wil b all too much for him .

[asianshorty]

:rofl: oh yessss u watch the cricket . i lvoed that voice . i keep randomly sayin it in some of my lectures . its liek a emotional release for me nowadayz

"Boooowling Shaaane"

RABZZZ !! how you been ? ure fassting right ? hows it going ? and school !

GIVE ME A UPDATE .

:kekeke: i watched it because of flintoff's but and jones :dribble: (not simon jones the other one)

yep i'm fasting :) it's going better than expected, thought they would be really hard, but they're not :dance3:

school's great! happy because the deadline for my math's c/w isn't tomorrow :dance3:

how are you Raks? and hows uni? :hug:

[maliha]

"like"

"omg"

"yeah"

[MENACINGSTRANGER]

"Eat shit and die".

[jus_me]

Slap dat bro of yours . . How far do you have to commute ?



AND ANYONE .. IS JUS ME A MALE OR FEMALE

from hayes and harlington station to LSE

it aint far but i hate all the stanky ppl on the tube..it dnt hurt to shower

i cant slap my brother cos hes tall and im a midget :( but yeah i like my bbs thingies on it :(

[hateitorloveit]

ruzah over for 2dy

:eyebrow:

so how IS my favourite patient?? ;)

in the mood to post whore . on the whole a goodday . i had this girl eyeing me up in uni .. adn she was fyyyyn .. but i hav a gf .. :yes: :(

You ? wanted to post in ur I slept on the bus thread .. but the gf wanted to go out .. :mad: :madps

:rofl: haha . :)

[hateitorloveit]

:kekeke: i watched it because of flintoff's but and jones :dribble: (not simon jones the other one)

yep i'm fasting :) it's going better than expected, thought they would be really hard, but they're not :dance3:

school's great! happy because the deadline for my math's c/w isn't tomorrow :dance3:

how are you Raks? and hows uni? :hug:

i tell you that Brett lee is a looker all that aggresion can be put to good use .. :neutral:

glad to hear ure on top of your work unlike me wen i was ur age .. evything last min !!

i been good , been lapping up the attention from the female specimen .. basically having the time of my lifeee ! You'l enjoy it !!! in bout 3 years . :p
so wat u been doing today ?

[x baby bably x]

in the mood to post whore . on the whole a goodday . i had this girl eyeing me up in uni .. adn she was fyyyyn .. but i hav a gf .. :yes: :(

You ? wanted to post in ur I slept on the bus thread .. but the gf wanted to go out .. :mad: :madps

:rofl: haha . :)
lmaooo....i find it funny NOW...but ydy i was mad :rolleyes:

oooo gfs are sooo silly sometimes...

but im all gravy baby!! but like i got a sore throat...coz i bin doing lectures while fasting and i refuse to use the mic...coz the stand is to tall for me :Oops: so the students wouldnt b able 2 see me...so i stand at the front and shout :rolleyes:

[hateitorloveit]

from hayes and harlington station to LSE

it aint far but i hate all the stanky ppl on the tube..it dnt hurt to shower

i cant slap my brother cos hes tall and im a midget :( but yeah i like my bbs thingies on it :(

Hayes !!! i used to come down there ! to catch up with my coz .. hah alol . the 140 .. jokes .

yh man that mus be a killer . i know wat u mean bout the underground .. Smell is enuff to get bin laden out of his cave somewhere in afganistan or wherever . !

Solution to get ur bro . - LOW BLOW . :D

[muffinette]

my most used phrase: oh yeah??

i dunon y..but i do use it quite a lot!! :neutral:

[hateitorloveit]

aww i had a the sore throat thing too, get some throat sweets .. !

lol i only did that once the bus thing.. wen iwas starting high school on the first day .. i forgot how to go home .. :neutral: even after iwas trained by my mum and dad . i took the bus in the opp direction and ened up other side of town .. eventualy my dad picked me up liek 2 hours after .. :(

[asianshorty]

i tell you that Brett lee is a looker all that aggresion can be put to good use .. :neutral:

glad to hear ure on top of your work unlike me wen i was ur age .. evything last min !!

i been good , been lapping up the attention from the female specimen .. basically having the time of my lifeee ! You'l enjoy it !!! in bout 3 years . :p
so wat u been doing today ?

brett lee looked evil to me :neutral:

everyone in my class is last min, at break time we're all trying to get our work done... :kekeke:

Lol! that's great! your girl not keeping an eye on you? :p

can't wait or uni baby! :Peace:

school, praying, the usual, still haven't done my h/w :rolleyes: but i'll do it before the lesson :) oh yh, andi seperated the whole of a disposable cam :D

so how about you? how your week been so far? and why haven't you been coming on here lately!?

[jus_me]

Hayes !!! i used to come down there ! to catch up with my coz .. hah alol . the 140 .. jokes .

yh man that mus be a killer . i know wat u mean bout the underground .. Smell is enuff to get bin laden out of his cave somewhere in afganistan or wherever . !

Solution to get ur bro . - LOW BLOW . :D

i used to live in hayes but we moved to gerrards cross because my mum wanted the typical big "Weve made it" house

but i hate getting the train from there so i get my mum to drive me to hayes :)

i remember all the hayes buses...140,207,607,90,u1-u5, h98 all of them

140 n 90 to take u to airport bowls
207-607 to take u southall, ealing and uxbridge
u1-u5 to take u all over the place
h98 to take u hounslow

:)

[x baby bably x]

aww i had a the sore throat thing too, get some throat sweets .. !

lol i only did that once the bus thing.. wen iwas starting high school on the first day .. i forgot how to go home .. :neutral: even after iwas trained by my mum and dad . i took the bus in the opp direction and ened up other side of town .. eventualy my dad picked me up liek 2 hours after .. :(
ye man...blackcurrant soothers :yum:

awww man...atleast u were young...i was 17 :Oops:

:hug: thats cute tho...omg i hate it when u get stuck sumwhere...on ur own...waiting for a life :rant:

[hateitorloveit]

brett lee looked evil to me :neutral:

everyone in my class is last min, at break time we're all trying to get our work done... :kekeke:

Lol! that's great! your girl not keeping an eye on you? :p

can't wait or uni baby! :Peace:

school, praying, the usual, still haven't done my h/w :rolleyes: but i'll do it before the lesson :) oh yh, andi seperated the whole of a disposable cam :D

so how about you? how your week been so far? and why haven't you been coming on here lately!?

Brett Lee - im a sucker for the bad boyz . lol

ahah yer i rember doing my science hwk in the library in break time .. with mates over me telling me what to write .. adn me checking the clock anxiously..

Good on yaa bout the disposabel cam .. :ugh: YYYY ? lol , aint been on much cause im new to the area making new friends , new places ! chiling basicaly . ang i get to see my gf more than before coz we both live one the same road .. before she used to live a bit far away .. soo . lol . But yh i shoudl be on a bit more that lately . coz unis kicking off . SO expect to see my ugly ass on here bit more .

[muffinette]

aww i had a the sore throat thing too, get some throat sweets .. !

lol i only did that once the bus thing.. wen iwas starting high school on the first day .. i forgot how to go home .. :neutral: even after iwas trained by my mum and dad . i took the bus in the opp direction and ened up other side of town .. eventualy my dad picked me up liek 2 hours after .. :(

:roflbow: oh the image.........hahaha

i got lost once....ended up in uxbridge instead of hounslow hahahaha

my aunt had to end up droppin me home.........coz trains were being gay as usual......i was...19 hahaha

seems like ages ago :neutral:

[hateitorloveit]

i used to live in hayes but we moved to gerrards cross because my mum wanted the typical big "Weve made it" house

but i hate getting the train from there so i get my mum to drive me to hayes :)

i remember all the hayes buses...140,207,607,90,u1-u5, h98 all of them

140 n 90 to take u to airport bowls
207-607 to take u southall, ealing and uxbridge
u1-u5 to take u all over the place
h98 to take u hounslow

:)

ahahah lol . DUDDDDDDDE . "the Big we made it house story" is sooo my family
"when we first came to country we kad Nuthik Rakkyy now LOOK we haev evything " - my mum / dad .

Haha if whatever course u doesnt go right .. U can always make it as a bus driver down hayes u have the knowldege :yes: i only took 140 - ud find me in the bakcseats with my feet up on another chair listening to my Cassette player (aged 15 )

[hateitorloveit]

ye man...blackcurrant soothers :yum:

awww man...atleast u were young...i was 17 :Oops:

:hug: thats cute tho...omg i hate it when u get stuck sumwhere...on ur own...waiting for a life :rant:

yer on a a real story . it even worse if youre old .

this old women was lost last year in winter time down my area .. she didnt know where she was . and she was clingin on to the bus post sign thing ..luckily she had a address so I got my dad to take her to her house . Random story . but felt like sharing . :(

[hateitorloveit]

:roflbow: oh the image.........hahaha

i got lost once....ended up in uxbridge instead of hounslow hahahaha

my aunt had to end up droppin me home.........coz trains were being gay as usual......i was...19 hahaha

seems like ages ago :neutral:

19 .. :shock: lollll it seems were all stupid . :neutral: :wavey:

[asianshorty]

Brett Lee - im a sucker for the bad boyz . lol

ahah yer i rember doing my science hwk in the library in break time .. with mates over me telling me what to write .. adn me checking the clock anxiously..

Good on yaa bout the disposabel cam .. :ugh: YYYY ? lol , aint been on much cause im new to the area making new friends , new places ! chiling basicaly . ang i get to see my gf more than before coz we both live one the same road .. before she used to live a bit far away .. soo . lol . But yh i shoudl be on a bit more that lately . coz unis kicking off . SO expect to see my ugly ass on here bit more .

guys have weird taste when it comes to saying that other guys are :dribble:
Jiten thought that rooney was good looking :ugh:

lol yh, the good old times :) for you that is.
i don't know. i just felt like taking it all apart because i guess i wanted to see what kinda things they put in a disposable :dunno:
omg, the roads in bristol are sooo long! well the roads near filton i think :o

yeah, have fun in uni, work hard and also concentrate on your work :p

i'm off now bye byeee :hug:

[SSSash]

All she has to do is flash the guy .. adn then :shock: it wil b all too much for him .

yhh it wud be.. for reasons best known to himself.. :p

[jus_me]

ahahah lol . DUDDDDDDDE . "the Big we made it house story" is sooo my family
"when we first came to country we kad Nuthik Rakkyy now LOOK we haev evything " - my mum / dad .

Haha if whatever course u doesnt go right .. U can always make it as a bus driver down hayes u have the knowldege :yes: i only took 140 - ud find me in the bakcseats with my feet up on another chair listening to my Cassette player (aged 15 )

lol my mum is like that, not my dad..our old house was fine but my mum by chance saw this book for luxury houses and she wanted it real bad..so my dad brought it like a few months later and me and my bro paid the stamp duty..which was a bomb, because the house cost a lot of money..we should have got more for the money though..i dnt wna say hw much it cost cos ur gna think im showing off, but it was a lot..and i love the place but it hasnt got as many memories as our old place did

my dad always says to me i should be a part time bus driver becuase he thinks i brake too hard..which is why i passed my test first time :Pelvic2:

lol@cassettes..they were gangsta back in the day..now its all ipod this, mp3 player this :rolleyes:

[muffinette]

19 .. :shock: lollll it seems were all stupid . :neutral: :wavey:

yeh well my gran kinda kept a hold on me :Oops: plus i was extremely nervous n shy back then

[hateitorloveit]

guys have weird taste when it comes to saying that other guys are :dribble:
Jiten thought that rooney was good looking :ugh:

lol yh, the good old times :) for you that is.
i don't know. i just felt like taking it all apart because i guess i wanted to see what kinda things they put in a disposable :dunno:
omg, the roads in bristol are sooo long! well the roads near filton i think :o

yeah, have fun in uni, work hard and also concentrate on your work :p

i'm off now bye byeee :hug:

Hei im the old Guy here . so u have fun at high school,work hard and also concentrate on your work :D

:wavey: night Rabz nice chattin to ya after loong time ps ROONEY is :dribble:

[grandprix606]

even though it's not very nice i say "go die" quite a lot

[musicchic33]

"Do you love it?"
"I love it"
"jesis freakin' christ"

[hateitorloveit]

lol my mum is like that, not my dad..our old house was fine but my mum by chance saw this book for luxury houses and she wanted it real bad..so my dad brought it like a few months later and me and my bro paid the stamp duty..which was a bomb, because the house cost a lot of money..we should have got more for the money though..i dnt wna say hw much it cost cos ur gna think im showing off, but it was a lot..and i love the place but it hasnt got as many memories as our old place did

my dad always says to me i should be a part time bus driver becuase he thinks i brake too hard..which is why i passed my test first time :Pelvic2:

lol@cassettes..they were gangsta back in the day..now its all ipod this, mp3 player this :rolleyes:
EXACTLY, all my memories BEST childhood memories were in the small house ! the new one didnnt compare even though its got better area/housing/better size .

Yup cassetes u canot get more gangsta than that .. all these 20% of a pencil size Shits , dont compare to nothging . tell em wats more gangsta than flippin the tape to the other side and Pressing the Reewindd button to the sumtime sound of the tape in the cassete breaking .. Bring bak the good ol days me says .

[hateitorloveit]

yeh well my gran kinda kept a hold on me :Oops: plus i was extremely nervous n shy back then

awww cute ur granny kept you under her wings . . :)

So sup humaira ? how hav u been ?

[jus_me]

EXACTLY, all my memories BEST childhood memories were in the small house ! the new one didnnt compare even though its got better area/housing/better size .

Yup cassetes u canot get more gangsta than that .. all these 20% of a pencil size Shits , dont compare to nothging . tell em wats more gangsta than flippin the tape to the other side and Pressing the Reewindd button to the sumtime sound of the tape in the cassete breaking .. Bring bak the good ol days me says .

the old house is still ours..we rent it out, but i never ever thought we would move from it,because it was the house wher my lil bro was born..and died but yeah, i never expected us to leave it :(

the new house we have is very gorafied and it pisses me off at times cos its got a bajillion rooms and u can never find anything

anyways, im off for a kebab..be back soon chestus

[muffinette]

awww cute ur granny kept you under her wings . . :)

So sup humaira ? how hav u been ?

only coz i was premature...so i dunno shes STILL protective over me......she looked after me the most coz mum cudnt cope wid me..her 1st kid..n premature...i kept cryin :(

me..im wikkd man......uni keepin me busy!! n my guy ;) haha........ok thats a joke......i cant see him till ramadan is over haha :p

hows u bn?

[hateitorloveit]

the old house is still ours..we rent it out, but i never ever thought we would move from it,because it was the house wher my lil bro was born..and died but yeah, i never expected us to leave it :(

the new house we have is very gorafied and it pisses me off at times cos its got a bajillion rooms and u can never find anything

anyways, im off for a kebab..be back soon chestus

Sorry bout the Lil bro dude (rip) sad to hear .

yer tell me bout it . in the old house i was allowed to play indoor footie with my cousins with those sponge balls .. and i could put my feet up on the setee . but we we moved it was liek a prison no ball games no eating on the setee NO feet on the couch . :no: a LOT of no's .

Lamb doner ?? il be getin that tomorow .. :neutral: Chestus ..

[hateitorloveit]

only coz i was premature...so i dunno shes STILL protective over me......she looked after me the most coz mum cudnt cope wid me..her 1st kid..n premature...i kept cryin :(

me..im wikkd man......uni keepin me busy!! n my guy ;) haha........ok thats a joke......i cant see him till ramadan is over haha :p

hows u bn?

awww she raised you i see i see . thats cool . My mum stil tries holdin my hands wen we cross the road . .ambarasin !!!!

U haev a guy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! glad to hear Youre happy with the dude hope hes treating u good ! adn he gets u ExP pressies .

[x baby bably x]

yer on a a real story . it even worse if youre old .

this old women was lost last year in winter time down my area .. she didnt know where she was . and she was clingin on to the bus post sign thing ..luckily she had a address so I got my dad to take her to her house . Random story . but felt like sharing . :(
well...:dunno: if ross from friends can sleep on the train...from new york..to Montreal in canada...then i dont feel so stupid :kekeke: cept maybe its not a real life situation :neutral:

and omg how sad about the old woman :(

[_A-s-H-i_]

toooo many

*fook u, u wankshaft
*fuck u lookin at?
*ur a bitch
*u look shit
*dont u start...
*stop being a tosser
*stop tryin to look good cos ur a retard

am haaaaarsh :)

[arbigooner]

for fucks sake...

[muffinette]

awww she raised you i see i see . thats cool . My mum stil tries holdin my hands wen we cross the road . .ambarasin !!!!

U haev a guy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! glad to hear Youre happy with the dude hope hes treating u good ! adn he gets u ExP pressies .

hahaha :rofl: ok she doesnt do that anymore......she stopped when i was.....15?my sis does it as a joke...i slap her hand :p but wenever i see my gran i kind of run up to her n cuddle her n giv her a kiss....im her favourite out of my sisters coz she raised me mostly.....lol...the other day she did tell me i shud get home earlier....it was only 5pm..my lect had jus ended n i wudnt b home till 7pm :neutral: bless her tho she only lookin out 4 me :D

oh hes treating me very well thank u.........n er no...i told him not to buy me anything.....i dont need pressies to b shown he loves me....jus him tellin me that is good enuff :love:

[jus_me]

Sorry bout the Lil bro dude (rip) sad to hear .

yer tell me bout it . in the old house i was allowed to play indoor footie with my cousins with those sponge balls .. and i could put my feet up on the setee . but we we moved it was liek a prison no ball games no eating on the setee NO feet on the couch . :no: a LOT of no's .

Lamb doner ?? il be getin that tomorow .. :neutral: Chestus ..

yeah, he would have been sixteen now..its weird when i see the sixth formers at my cuzins skl and think damn, he should have been there, but yeah, shit happens

my mums very fussy bout this new house..everything has to have a place, she kept the last house tidy but we could eat infront of the tv there but now its like u only eat in the kitchen..i said to her once, its funny..u can afford this big fat house yet u cant afford a cleaner to clean it..and also i love saying to her "who paid the stamp duty on this bitch?"..for which i get a slap..but yeah i loved the old house, we could play footy inside..slob around like the slobs we are..eat wherever we wanted but we cant do any of that now :( i do say its a house, its meant to be lived in but no argument holds any weight with my mother..she makes us take our shoes off OUTSIDE THE HOUSE..which is so gay :sarb: one advantage though, were quite far from the rest of the family and when they come around they cant see in to the house (as they could in the old one) so we can just tart around inside without opening the door..which is good

kebab eating should be compulsory, we should get vouchers from the govt for kebabs..there was a new place that opened up on the old uxbridge road and they had these massive kebabs (in naans..not pitta bread) for 99p and the dude who owned the shop usd to stuff em full..now the price has gone up to 2 quid and he stuffs em even more, my brother doesnt like gerrards x much though, too many white folk and desi folk who think they are better than us..we went to the supermarket there when we had just moved and this desi woman was shopping with her kids..and you can tell whitewashed kids from a mile off..all mother this, father this, and theres me shoutin at my brother in punjabi, anywho this woman came to my mum and said are ju new to thee area? my mum sed yeah we are..n the woman (the cheeky cow) said it shows..so how much was ur house then? ours was 900 grand..and my mum said nice..we live in a council flat :neutral: that shut her up sooo fast

[hurryputher]

yeah, he would have been sixteen now..its weird when i see the sixth formers at my cuzins skl and think damn, he should have been there, but yeah, shit happens

my mums very fussy bout this new house..everything has to have a place, she kept the last house tidy but we could eat infront of the tv there but now its like u only eat in the kitchen..i said to her once, its funny..u can afford this big fat house yet u cant afford a cleaner to clean it..and also i love saying to her "who paid the stamp duty on this bitch?"..for which i get a slap..but yeah i loved the old house, we could play footy inside..slob around like the slobs we are..eat wherever we wanted but we cant do any of that now :( i do say its a house, its meant to be lived in but no argument holds any weight with my mother..she makes us take our shoes off OUTSIDE THE HOUSE..which is so gay :sarb: one advantage though, were quite far from the rest of the family and when they come around they cant see in to the house (as they could in the old one) so we can just tart around inside without opening the door..which is good

kebab eating should be compulsory, we should get vouchers from the govt for kebabs..there was a new place that opened up on the old uxbridge road and they had these massive kebabs (in naans..not pitta bread) for 99p and the dude who owned the shop usd to stuff em full..now the price has gone up to 2 quid and he stuffs em even more, my brother doesnt like gerrards x much though, too many white folk and desi folk who think they are better than us..we went to the supermarket there when we had just moved and this desi woman was shopping with her kids..and you can tell whitewashed kids from a mile off..all mother this, father this, and theres me shoutin at my brother in punjabi, anywho this woman came to my mum and said are ju new to thee area? my mum sed yeah we are..n the woman (the cheeky cow) said it shows..so how much was ur house then? ours was 900 grand..and my mum said nice..we live in a council flat :neutral: that shut her up sooo fast

Hello..... long time no office quotes.

I'm bored and judging by the amount of fagdash you just wrote so are you :neutral:

[jus_me]

Hello..... long time no office quotes.

I'm bored and judging by the amount of fagdash you just wrote so are you :neutral:

lol fagdash..iv never heard that word b4

i am o so bored, fuckin around at home doin fuck all

im thinking of a quote to use..if u think of one, u may of course say it..ladies first n all :neutral:

[hurryputher]

lol fagdash..iv never heard that word b4

i am o so bored, fuckin around at home doin fuck all

im thinking of a quote to use..if u think of one, u may of course say it..ladies first n all :neutral:

I'm in a Blackadder mood today.

BLACKADDER: They do say, Mrs. M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you'll soon discover when I stick this toasting fork in your head.

[jus_me]

blackadder is good

i was thinking of changing my sig to him, actually i may do that now :neutral:

the best blackadder quote ever:

Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.

that little turnip lover :Pelvic2:

[hurryputher]

blackadder is good

i was thinking of changing my sig to him, actually i may do that now :neutral:

the best blackadder quote ever:

Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
Baldrick: Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron.

that little turnip lover :Pelvic2:

Theres too many.

BLACKADDER: I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a crew.
CAPTAIN RUM: Opinion is divided on the subject.
BLACKADDER: Oh, really?
CAPTAIN RUM: Yes. All the other captains say it is; I say it isn't.

[Geezer]

fairplay

[x baby bably x]

fairplay
fair enough :rolleyes:

[jus_me]

Personally I thought you were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick, but I'm clearly in a minority.

[hurryputher]

Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.

BOB: I just wanted to be like my brothers! I wanted to see how a war was fought, so badly!
BLACKADDER: Well, you've come to the right place, Bob. A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, high chief of all the vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.

[jus_me]

Percy: Only this morning in the courtyard I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies.
Blackadder: Two horses standing next to each other?

i love the name of this episode, i just have to hear it and i cant stop laughing

witchsmeller pursuviant

[hurryputher]

Percy: Only this morning in the courtyard I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies.
Blackadder: Two horses standing next to each other?

i love the name of this episode, i just have to hear it and i cant stop laughing

witchsmeller pursuviant

Is that series 1?

That was unbelievably shite, and is a disgrace to the BlackAdder series.

[jus_me]

Is that series 1?

That was unbelievably shite, and is a disgrace to the BlackAdder series.

yeah i know, sorry :neutral:

i went to a sandwich shop which will remain unnamed yesterday and they had these nuts (not human) on sale..and on the packet it said nut munch.. :neutral:

[muffinette]

:wavey: hello u lot....hows u doin?

[hurryputher]

yeah i know, sorry :neutral:

i went to a sandwich shop which will remain unnamed yesterday and they had these nuts (not human) on sale..and on the packet it said nut munch.. :neutral:

Almost as bad as the salty meat balls I like to sometimes teasingly caress, lick and then eat.

[jus_me]

Almost as bad as the salty meat balls I like to sometimes teasingly caress, lick and then eat.

whatever floats your boat :neutral:

"Something is always wrong, Balders. The fact that I am not a millionaire aristocrat with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino is a constant niggle.

[hurryputher]

Baldrick: Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
Blackadder: Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head.

[jus_me]

:wavey: hello u lot....hows u doin?

im good..and im sure hurrys his normal tv programme quoting self :neutral:

[jus_me]

Blackadder : What are you wearing around your neck?
Percy : Ah! It's my new ruff!
Blackadder : You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate.
Percy : It's the latest fashion actually and as a matter of fact it makes me look rather sexy!
Blackadder : To another plate swallowing bird perhaps. If it was blind and hadn't had it in months.

[Cute_hun]

'Inshallah'

[hateitorloveit]

yeah, he would have been sixteen now..its weird when i see the sixth formers at my cuzins skl and think damn, he should have been there, but yeah, shit happens

my mums very fussy bout this new house..everything has to have a place, she kept the last house tidy but we could eat infront of the tv there but now its like u only eat in the kitchen..i said to her once, its funny..u can afford this big fat house yet u cant afford a cleaner to clean it..and also i love saying to her "who paid the stamp duty on this bitch?"..for which i get a slap..but yeah i loved the old house, we could play footy inside..slob around like the slobs we are..eat wherever we wanted but we cant do any of that now :( i do say its a house, its meant to be lived in but no argument holds any weight with my mother..she makes us take our shoes off OUTSIDE THE HOUSE..which is so gay :sarb: one advantage though, were quite far from the rest of the family and when they come around they cant see in to the house (as they could in the old one) so we can just tart around inside without opening the door..which is good

kebab eating should be compulsory, we should get vouchers from the govt for kebabs..there was a new place that opened up on the old uxbridge road and they had these massive kebabs (in naans..not pitta bread) for 99p and the dude who owned the shop usd to stuff em full..now the price has gone up to 2 quid and he stuffs em even more, my brother doesnt like gerrards x much though, too many white folk and desi folk who think they are better than us..we went to the supermarket there when we had just moved and this desi woman was shopping with her kids..and you can tell whitewashed kids from a mile off..all mother this, father this, and theres me shoutin at my brother in punjabi, anywho this woman came to my mum and said are ju new to thee area? my mum sed yeah we are..n the woman (the cheeky cow) said it shows..so how much was ur house then? ours was 900 grand..and my mum said nice..we live in a council flat :neutral: that shut her up sooo fast

lol at hiding from relatives .. I usually just hide behind the couch for a good few minutes .. Ps our mums ... i think theyre sisters .. exactly the same,evyrthing u said ..she did . lol eg the shoes,Ball games,EATING AREA adn no tea cups on the cofee table cause its made out of glass :ugh: . :no:

Lol that women actualy told you guys her house was 900,000 :rofl: and nice comeback from mum .. council house . the womens reaction mus haev been worthy to be played on you been framed for many years to come .....
.

Luckyy bout the kebabas .. i got to a turkish place .. £3.50 for a large .. but they do stuff it well . .

[selina_786]

Init :no:

[jus_me]

lol at hiding from relatives .. I usually just hide behind the couch for a good few minutes .. Ps our mums ... i think theyre sisters .. exactly the same,evyrthing u said ..she did . lol eg the shoes,Ball games,EATING AREA adn no tea cups on the cofee table cause its made out of glass :ugh: . :no:

Lol that women actualy told you guys her house was 900,000 :rofl: and nice comeback from mum .. council house . the womens reaction mus haev been worthy to be played on you been framed for many years to come .....
.

Luckyy bout the kebabas .. i got to a turkish place .. £3.50 for a large .. but they do stuff it well . .

lol@glass table..we used to have one of them wen we were younger and it never ever got smashed..but when we moved to the new house i ws chuckin stuff outta my bag onto the table and a book smashed it..i got in more trouble,i dont see the point of glass tables, how u gna use it if ur scared its gna break etc?

yeah that woman thought she was all that n then some, though she spoke with a freshie accent and everything..slick hair etc..and her kids were shameful man, mother this mother that :neutral: it was tooo funny when my mum said i live in a council flat..were not all as lucky as you :(

theres a place here where the kebabs are that much but the man in the shop is decent, he went to school with my dad so he gives me and my brother free kebabs..as does the man in the pizza shop..theyve done a joint venture..the kebab pizza..i aint too keen though :neutral: he wanted to buy our old house from us and i told my dad that he should pay us in kebabs..imagine that, free kebabs for life..heaven :Pelvic2:

[Razzy007]

"thats some off key stuff"

"Fuck it"

"thats not ON"

"u havin a laugh mate"

"wag1"

stuff like dat i use often....